TILLAMOOK -HEADLIGHT. JANUARY. 2. .1919 authoritlea ar* allowing themaalvM borne where you can do some good, to bo much more considerate of the sending in some "eats" or * load of rights of the people than were the wood? Try to be unselfish; try to be Mary Garden, just back from representatives of the former Ger­ true; do your bit and God will bless you.- ■L.B. in the Dallas Itemlser. France, says that during the peace man autocracy.—News-Reporter. celebration at Paris an American army oL'tcer "kissed her without an With the United States embarking An Ode to the Hu. introduction," Quite interesting, to on great naval expansion and ships be sure, but the public would be still planned which will cost millions, and more interested in knowing whether with all the small nations clamoring When your back is broke and your eyes are blured. Mary kissed back.—Observer. I for ships that could no( be built be­ ------ o------ cause of the war, now comes the sug­ And your shin bones knock and your tongue is furred, The cause of influenza has not yet gestion to take the surrendered Ger- been discovered. A number of theo­ I man navy out to sea and sink it! And your tonsils squeak and your hair gets dry. ries have been advanced, but none of All of which 1 b not only sentimental. them has been accepted by the med­ 1 but also downright silly. It would And your’re doggone sure that you’re going to die; ical frai“rnity. All are agreed, how­ 'seem that the world is in a poor.con­ ever, that plenty of fresh air is nec- dition to continue wanton waste and But you're skeered you won’t and afraid you will, ecary in the effort to avoid it. Know­ I destruction, and if there is nothing ing how to avoid aud how to treat it else to do with the German ships Just drag to bed and have your chill. Is more important than knowing they could at least be scrapped, the And pray the Lord to see you thru. wlmt caused it.—Telephone Register machinery removed aud sold and the For you’ve got the flu, boy, you’ve got the flu. ------ o------ proceeds used to assist in the reliev­ In Germany when the price of ing the awful distress in the ravag­ When your toes curl up and your belt gets flat. newspaper rose to 6 cents per pound ed countries. Speaking plainly, when the government made an allotment of we are asking children to give their And you’re twice as mean as a Tho­ mas cat, print paper to the publishers and al­ pennies to these charities it is a so gave assistance to the newspapers poor time to talk of destroying prop­ And life is a long and dismal curse, by bearing part of the advanced erty worth millions. The suggestion And your food all tastes like a hard boiled hearse. price. In this country when the price that destruction would prevent pos- of paper went to 6 and three quarters Bible dissention as to division is not When your attic aches and your head’s a buzz, cents the government increased the to be taken seriously until advanced postage on newspapers and asked for as a real reason, but it is unconceiv­ And nothing is as it ever was. publicity.— Newberg able that this excuse will be advanc- Here are my sad regrets to you. more free You’ve got the flu, boy, you’ve got Graphic. jed, for it would be a confession of the flu. ' weakness. It would be a prettey Blowing hot and blowing cold state of affairs if after having at the What is it like this Spanish flu? thru, been seems to be the favorite paBtime of utmost sacrifices and untold cost Ask me, brother, for of I've dispair, the state board of health. Three days scothed the thing that menaced the It is by misery out your ago it was sure that everybody in world the allies would now sit down It pulls your teeth and curls hair. Walla Walla and throughout the and quarrel among themselves about your ! state must wear a mask. Yesterday small matters. It is quite sure the It thins your blood and frayes bones, it lifted the ban from masks and people of the countries involved will meetings. There has been no such not do this, aud if quarrel is even And fill your craw with moans and ' groans. sudden change in the influenza sit­ possible it would seem that the peo­ And sometimes, maybe, you’ll get < uation in Walla Walla or elsewhere ple's representatives in charge of well— as to justify the two contradictory the settlement must be reminded of Some call it the flu, but I call it H—1. orders within a few days of each this—Independent. other.--Walla Walla Bulletin. o------ WAR'S DEAD IS 5,936,504. Even Pro-Huns Quit League.. ----- o----- When the voters defeated the tax commissioner’s measure at the No- Total Casualties Suffered by Ger­ vember election they put the state in I Interesting sidelights upon the ac- many Exceeds Six Million. a preity mess, and it now seems prob­ tivities of the Non-Partisan league, which some residents of Oregon London, Dec. 28—With the issue able that the only way out will be to issue bonds. The 6 per. cent limita­ would like to try out here, are con- of the official figures of the French tion law was a bright idea, anyway, tinually coming from i Minnesota, losses in the war it is possible to ar­ and au outgrowth of the same Idea where the league has i an active or- rive at the approximate estimate of the appalling toll of life. The dead HO that fought county budgets regard­ ganizatlon. While it may not be true that every far, number 5,936,504. less of damages, but the same kind of The individual national losses In people who voted down the tax com­ member of the league is a traitor to mission measure voted it into a law his country it seems to be true in dead thus far announced are: British and then refused to undo the mis­ Minnesota, at least, that every trai- 706,726; French, 1,071,300; Ameri­ chief they had done.—Independent. l tor to his country, is a member of can, 58,478; Russian 1,700,000; Aus­ the league. trian, 800,000; Germany, 1,6000,000 ------ o------ Those who have visited in Minneso- The total German casualties are The postmaster general has issued a circular letter to employes of the ta-have brought back that informa­ given by the Berlin Vorwaerts as telephone and telegraph systems ask­ tion. Those who have written from 6,330,000 and the Austrian total ing them to be courteous to the pub­ Minnesota have given the same infor­ was placed at 4,000,000. Serbia in lic. He will find out in time that mation. The papers of Minnesota killed, wounded and prisoners lost 320,000 men. monopoly is not condusive to cour­ have repeatedly so stated. tesy. On the rail lines, as in the tele­ 1 A recent dispatch from Glencoe, graph service, rates were uniform. Minn., printed in the Minneapolis Notice of Final Account. ------ o------ Each competing line endeavored to Tribune, telling of the activities of Notice is hereby given that the un­ get the business by rendering super- the pro-huns, says: ‘or service. "The people be pleased" , "The Non-Partisan League, which dersigned has filed in the County with the motto. Now that competl- got its main support from the Ger-'.Court of Tillamook County, Oregon, tion has ceased, it makes little differ- man element in McLeod county, is his final account as administrator, ence whether the people are pleased said to be "on the rocks' in this sec-¡and that said court has appointed or not.—Observer. ; tion, Many zuaiuvao farmers uwrv have oaaaw since vivo elec- j ■ iYJUIlUtt Monday, day U* of February, V‘VU, avxeeaa^ J, the lUV 3rd Utaj wa *a«*a j , I tion thrown up their memberships 1919, at the hour of 10 o’clock a.m., ------ o------ and say they will not be induced to at the county court room in the court A man steals a loaf of bread and renew. Even the German sympathis- , house in Tillamook City, Tillamook he is hauled before the court, admon­ ers, now that the war is over, are County, Oregon, as the time and ished, disgraced, fined or Imprisoned. Profiteers is about everything essen­ losing their interest in the league in 1 place for hearing objections to said most cases." | final account and the settlement tial to human life today deliberately I Most of these in Oregon who have' thereof. demand and take from the consumer I wished to organise the league here | John William Jennings, adminis- hundreds of millions of dollars in -------- ------------------------ . ------- .---- • • •• — --------- the excess of profits, defy the govern­ are patriotic citisens and have given ; trator, with the will annexed, hearty support to the war. For ex­ estate of Hugh Faraday Barnard, de­ ment itself, and live in luxury un­ ample, none would question the Out­ touched by any civil law. Out of right patriotism of C. E. Spence, ceased. H. T. BottB, these conditions there are bound to master of the state grange, yet he Attorney for Administrator. rise various agencies which will has been one of the most active in eventually overturn present civic wishing to foist upon Oregon this tradition and demand a more equita­ league which attracts the pro-huns, $75 Trap Drum Outfit for $25.00 ----- o----- ble consideration of human rights as the German sympathizers, the I. W. Base drum, foot pedal cymbol hold­ well as human liberties. Better W. and all of the riff-raff of society. "Down with the prlfiteers than re­ i Mr. Spence has not been heard er, snare drum, sticks, tamborine, duction in wages."—Clackamas Co. from recently in connection with the tom-toms, whstie, drum stand and case to carry them In. all for |25.00. Banner. * j league. Possibly he has learned the See E. L. Stewart or write Box 546 'truth rbout the league and has drop­ Some democratic ideas of efficiency ped it. We hope so, but if there are Tillamook. remind one of certain mehanical car­ any others who still have a friendly toons depicting involved methods of feeling toward Townley’s disloyal attaining simple ends. It appears organization, we want them to know thatargon, an Insert, non-lnflamable the truth. We do not want any patri­ gas, will be used in the future for otic citizen unwittingly giving his the inflation of baloons in order to 'support to an organization made up eliminate the fire hazard, Natural of the elements which would down gas contains one per cent of argon our democratic form of government. has been discovered at a point in I —Cottage Grove Sentinel. Texas. It is proposed to build a pipe line over 94 miles in length from the One View of the “Flu.” gas well to another point, and there erect an extracting plant, where the argon will be separated, placed in (With apologies to Walt Mason} cylinders and shipped tp baloon One thing about the “flu it s a fields for use. To extract one per cent lonesome disease. If you have it ih of argon 99 per cent of hydrogen is your home you can do as you please; to be transported through a pipe line you can lie in your bed or sit in your costing >1,050,000 to construct, in chair; you can you like order to reach a plant yet to be built with never a care, except to rub your at a cost of >900,000. To the layman back and grease your chest, and hit Some Reasons Why the Perfec the obvious procedure would be, to the old pillow seeking some rest ; and tion Milking Machine is Un- erect the plant in the immediate choke and cough with mumblings vicinity of the gas equaled by any Other thereby geep, an(j CU8fl doctor for your saving time and large construction lack of sleep. One thing I’ve noticed costs. . Umpqua fcout and maintenance flu, u can ¡jave the ¿¡g. First. Because it has a simple pul- Valley News. ease and money too; it hits em high sator with no cans or cog wheels that and hits em low, into one s house gives the user no trouble. At the time or the signing of the it s liable to go. People think Second. Because it has the correct armistice, many people doubted the are your very best friends will leave principle of milking, a mild suction practicability of full compliance with you alone till the old flu ends: they its terme. Their apprehensions, how­ could cook you some soup or a pot of and a squeeze from the udder down- ever. seem to be groundless, for the beans, but they don’t know what ward, which is nature s way. Third. Because the length of suc­ work incident to the taking over of such help means, while some other the German fleet, airplanes and war neighbor you hadn t thought about tion and squeeze can be regulated by material, and the forward movement will come right in and help you out. the operator. of the Allied Army through Belgium, I know one woman (God bless her). r ourth. Because it has a slow run- eastern France, even into the too that wasn’t afraid of the measly ning vacuum pump that runs m oil German territory west of the Rhine oId “flu but sent two children to do this means durability. has proceeded steadily and without their bit, helping a neighbor making Fifth. Because owing to the con- serious difficulties. An interesting his fight, while the mother herself struction of the teat cups and tne circumstance in this connetion is the to other homes went, helping the quality of rubber used the upkeer» ;s fact that the allied armies of occu- stricken and trouble-rent; and be- pation seem to be regarded by both sides all this, if you please, three of much less. Sixth. Because we use an alumin­ the local authorities and the people her own children were down with generally, in the German towns the disease. There 8 a difference in um pail which means quality. We will have the machine on being taken over, as liberators friendship and a difference In love friends rather than as enemies. but for that one woman there’s a play in a few days at Tillamook. situation is no doubt due to the home above. Follow her example, you sure and see it if interested. that, in the exercise of general con­ people of this town; stop your duties, THE J. C. ROBINSON CO trol over German territory, the Allied look you around. Is there not some 46 First St^Poftland, Oregon What the I Save Dimes Dollars on Your Butter Bill—use “UMECO Nutmargarine “Costs Less, Taste Better It is a tasty nut butter—the rich flavorsome fat of dainty white cocoanut meat churned with pure, pasteurized sweet milk A treat on bread and toast. pastry. The children never tire of “UMECO.” -- ---- The PERFECTION Milking Machine Nothing like it for cakes and And it’s never touched by hand in manufacturing or packing. Churned fresh daily. Your grocer can supply you. Order a trial carton today. A Quality Product of the UNION MEAT CO PORTLAND, OREGON. Directing Publication of Subpoena to Answer. ------ o------ In the District Court of the United States, for the District of Oregon. In the matter of W. B. Simmons, Alleged Bankrupt. Upon the reading of the affidavit of Walter Rosenfeld, President of Rosenfeld Smith Co., one of the pe­ titioners in the above entitled mat­ ter, and it satisfactorily appearing therefrom and from the files and records of this cause that W. B. Simmons, alleged bankrupt, has de­ parted from and resides out of this District and cannot, after due dili­ gence, be found within this district; and, It alBo appearing from the petition herein duly verified by said petition­ ers, that a good cause for the adju­ dication of said W. B. Simmons, a bankrupt, exists herein, and that W. B. Simmons is a necessary and proper party respondent hereto; and, It further appearing that a sub­ poena to answer has been duly issu­ ed out of this Court in this matter, and that personal service of the same cannot be had upon said W. B. Sim­ mons for the reasons hereinbefore stated and by the said affidavit made to appear; and that the Mar­ shal of the District having duly made a “not found” return on said sub-) poena: Therefore, on motion of N. Ray Alber, of attorneys for petitioners. It is ordered, that the service of subpoena to answer in this mayer be made upon the respondent and alleg­ ed bankrupt; W. B. Sim moils, by. publication thereof In the Headlight, a newspaper of general circulation in the City of Tillamook, County of 1’11- lamook, District of Oregon, and that said publication be made not less than once a week for two con- sective weeks: It is further ordered, that a copy of the petition and subpoena to wer, duly certified to, be mailed to defendant at the town of Wheeler, County of Tillamook, State of Oregon his last known address: and, It is further ordered, that said W. B. Simmons, alleged bankrupt respondent herein, be and he hereby is granted and given up to and in- cluding the 6th day of January, 1919, to answer or otherwise appear and plead herein; default of saine he be adjudicated an involun­ tary bakk/uut in accordance with the Bankruptcy and tlie rules and practice of tin < Olli t. R. S. Beau, Judge. Dated this 12th day Dece.uber, Order 191«. WE HOPE YOU HAD A MERRY CHRISTMAS Nl) now get rendy for the New Year. We want your business here at the FIRST NATIONAL BA/JK—andean more than return “value received’ in service rendered. A WE WISH YOU A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. DIRECTORS: X. W. Bunn, Farmer. P. Helsel, Farmer. C. J. Edwards, Mgr. C. Power Co. J. C. Holden, Vice Pres. B. C. Lamb, Building Materials. John Morgan, Farmer. W. J. Riechers. Cashier. * The First Na tional Bank Unusual Times ARE facing the most extraor- situation in the history of our country. Never before have so many new problems—so many de mands for re-adjustment—thrust them selves upon men and women for settle ment Things big with fate are happening and we must know how to adjust our business—our home»—our personal lives to the new conditions. This bank publishes a Monthly Bulletin Letter that represents a very unusual service at this time. In a dear and general way these Bulletins present the pith of facts that influence your welfare. and and will free This is one of the ways we are helping our friends customers to meet the demands of the present assisting them in their plans for the future. We gladly mail future copies regularly to anyone for the asking. Tillamook County Bank Tillamook, Oregon On his way to the boat President Wilson told Congress that he left the settlement of the railway prob­ lem with it, but just as the states- men on Capitol Hill got well swelled up with the thought at laKt soine- thing had been turned over to them to attend to, McAdoo comes along and says Mr. il.vOI. left the word they were to let the politicians run i aiLoads at least yearn more i