TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. DECEMBER 5, 1918,
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FOOD HOARDERS IN TROUBLE THOUGHT HE WAS DIPLOMATIC
Santa Claus
in Tillamook
Mr. B. Z. Ant and Mra. Carnal Called
On for Explanations as to Per
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nicious Activity.
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Thursday, Dec. 12th
At Smithy’s Variety Store-Only
The following is a copy of telegram received from the fine old
gentleman. Read every word or have mamma or dady read iti to you:
NORTHLAND RELEGRAM
KRIS KRINFLG, President
Netherland Dec/^ 1918.
Smithy’s Variety Store, Tillamook, Oregon.
Am on my trip over the land looking for good boy» and girl» to whom
I can bring Christmas Presents on Christmas Eve.
While in Tillamook County I will make your store my headquarters, I
will have on display my entire line of Xmas • presents for the children and
grown-ups to choose from
Will arrive in your city at one o’clock, Thursday, December 12th after
a short trip in auto through your beautiful town, will stop in front of your
store at about two o'clock where I want to meet all the boys and girls of
Tillamook County and talk to them for a few minutes, yes and shake hands
with them too.
Kindly tell all the children to be there and that I will have something
to give them. Put a mailbox in your store and have the children drop their
letters to me in it and I will answer every letter I receive from them.
SANTA.
Note what he says about writing letters to home.
Write your letter
now, bring it to my store and put in his mail box, or mail it to me and
I will put it in the box for you.
He promises to answer all letters
received before Christmas.
Get your mamma and dady ready and bring them to my store with
you, they will want to see and hear Santa themselves.
Yon will find the store nicely decorated for the occasion and you will
also find Santas entire line of Christmas presents when you can see
just what you want him to bring you.
COME
Santa will have something to give the good boys and girls.
SMITHY’S VARIETY STORE
PLACE.
Associated Charities Meet.
1 The first National Bank,
The other day a rookie. Just out of
college, married a girl who lived In the
town where his company was In train
ing. The young man knew he must In
form his family of the event, and also
that he must do it in the most sooth
ing way possible.
“Dear dad.” he wrote, “I always
thought that when I married I would
choose a girl who could support her-
self If necessary, and then If anything
would ever happen to me, you wouldn’t
have to be burdened with her. Now,
Marion la that kind of a girl. She
knows all about my financial condition
and—’’
But when father read the letter, be
paused here to reread It. “Financial
condition,” he snorted. “That young
cub hasn't any- financial condition.
Why, he doesn't own the clothes on his
back. Nor did he ever own them.
Financial condition—well. I’ll be
hanged."
Another rookie had likewise married
a girl who was a stranger to his moth
er, who boasts of Irish descent He,
too, wrote home—a letter to mother.
"I have told Frances all about my
family, so that now she feels that she
really knows you. So I’m going to tell
you all about her. She Is now an or
phan, but when her father was alive
he was a big railroad man.”
Her mother commented to the rest
of the family. "Don’t be excited by
that,” she advised them. “Your fa
ther and I used to know a very fat
fireman.”
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Writer Thinks Mankind Exaggerates Acknowledged Fact That Brain Work
Importance of Incident of Earthly
er* Need Leaa Than Those En-
Dissolution.
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gaged In Manual Labar.
Apart from the mystery of lives cut
off in their early prime, and this Is
the horrid catastrophe of war, it is
certain that in our natural clinging
to life we exaggerate the Importance
of the incident of death. “Will you
never find an abiding peace?" said a
friend to a restless poet. He replied,
“All life Is a wandering to find
home.”
Michael Fairless writes in the Road
Mender: “To the large majority
death Is Pluto, king of the dark un-
known whence no traveler returns,
rather than Azrael, brother and friend,
lord of the mansion of life. Strange
how men shun him as he waits In the
shadow, watching our straining after
Immortality, sending his comrade sleep
to prepare us for himself. When the
hour strikes he comes—very gently,
very tenderly, if we will have it so—
folds the tired hands together, takes
the way-worn feet in bls broad, strong
palm; and lifting us in his wonderful
arms he bears us swiftly down the val
ley and across the water of Remem
brance. Very pleasant art thou, O
Brother Death, thy love is wonderful;
passing the love of women.”
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“The extent to which all classes
of society have brought their patriot
ism into practice has been marvel
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ous, was a remark made
by
Field Marshal 81r Evelyn Wood, V. C„
in a recent conversation.
As an instance of this he mention
ed how cheaply yet efficiently a wound
ed soldiers' hospital, within a stone’s
i throw of his residence at Harlow, was
run.
8lr Evelyn la actively interested
in its management, and his daugh-
| ter works there every day as a pantry
maid, along with others similarly
I stationed In life. The cooking Is
done by three ex-cooks, who will not
accept a penny for their services. The
whole laundry work is done free of
charge.—London Times.
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Tuesday evening the Associated
Charities of Tillamook met after
more than a year of Inactivity. Now
that the war is over our thoughts
turn to the needy ones al home.
The president and vice-president
having both gone away, Mr. Gibson
Ancient Cameo Sold.
was chosen temporary president and
Probably executed for that patron of
Prof. White temporary vice-president the arts, the Roman emperor Hadrian,
to act until the regular election in £..8uPcrV
of the head of Jfedusa,
January.
wonderfully carved from a boss of
WHY cash them—when you know the money
A very needy case was reported to translucent chalcedony, was sold at
the association and help has been auction here, recently, bringing 1,750
will soon be spent? With a Savings or Check
given, and the family Is well taken guineas (about $8,750). It was a classic
ing Account here at the big, strong First National Bank
care of for the present.
reminder of a classic sale, for it form
it will be no time at all until you will have a nice
The association wishes the co-op ed part of the incomparable Marl
"nest egg.”
eration of the citizens, and to aid in borough gems which realized, en bloc,
Only National Bank in Tillamook.
J locating needy families has appoint 85.000 guineas in June, 1875, passing
ed a representative in each quarter to the late David Bromllow, of Battles-
DIRECTORS :
of the city to whom any one may re den Park. The collection was formed
A. W. Bunn, Farmer.
P. Heisel, Farmer.
C. J. Edwards,Mgr. C.PowerCo. J. C. Holden, Vice Pres.
port any cases that come under their by George, third duke of Marlborough,
B. C. Lamb. Building Materials. John Morgan. Farmer.
observation and they will )n turn re and comprised gems which had belong
JF. J. Riechers. Cashier.
port to the Investigating committee ed to such famous connoisseurs as
and secure help.
Thomas Howard, earl of Arundel; Wil
Report to Prof. White in the S. W. liam, second earl of Bessborough, and
quarter; Mrs. 8. 8. Johnson In the 8. Philip Dormer, earl of Chesterfield.—
E. quarter; Mrs. W. B. Aiderman in London Telegraph.
the N. E. quarter and Mrs. Jennie
.TILLAMOOK. OREGON
McGee in the N. W. quarter.
Aerial Compass««.
The meeting adjourned to meet De
Many difficulties had to be over-
cember 17 to plan and arrange for come In the production of a sntlsfac-
giving a Xmas dinner to the needy. tory compass for aerial work. Chief
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Few Escape.
We want your help and co-operation. among these was that of neutralizing
Mrs. Isley's Letter.
There are few indeed ’ who escape
Pearl Burton, Sec.
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the magnetism of the engine (and In
In a recent letter Mrs. D. W. Isley, having at least one cold during the
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particular the magneto), and of pre
of Litchfield, Ill., says, “I have used winter months, and they i are fortun-
venting the effect of centrifugal force,
Chamberlain’s Tablets for disorders ate who have but one ' and get Statement of Tax Rolls for 1917.
which caused the card or dial Inside
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of the stomach and as a laxative, and through with it quickly and without
the compass to swing id a direction
have found them a quick and sure any seriousness consequences. Take Tax roll turned to Sheriff
quite independent of north when the
relief.” If you are troubled with in Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy and
for collection.............. »458,300.76 airplane was banking on a turn. How
digestion or constipation these tab observe the directions with each bot Sheriff’s assessments . .
26,38 ever, a truly excellent compass 4s now
lets will do you good.” For sale by tle. and you are likely to be one of I Over collections ............
22.35 in use.
the fortunate ones. The worth and I Interest collected..........
Lamar’s Drug Store.—Pd. Adv.
538.77
'merit of this remedy has been fully
Soldiers Learning English.
proven. There are many families
It has been discovered thnt there are
1458,88?. .6
Total
Stomach Trouble.
who have always used it for years Turned to Treasurer . . . $422,08- 9 thousands of men in our National
when troubled with a cough or cold, Cancellations .................
312.38 army who cannot speak or read Eng-
, ''Before I used Chamberlain's Tab and with the very best results. For
fish. For that reason the library war
Taxes extended on 1917
lets i doctored a gloat deal for sale by Lamar’s Drug Store—Pd Ad.
roll paid Assessor ....
93.75 service of the American Library asso
stomach trouble and felt nervous and
Amt. unpaid, adelinquent 36,399.54 ciation has established classes in Eng
tired all the time. These tahlest
For sale or trade, one sorrel mare j
lish in nearly all of the big training
helped me from the first, and inside six years old, weight 1500 lbs; and
Total ........................ $458,888.26 camps. There is a heavy demand for
of a week’s time I had improved In one colt, three years old, iron gray. I
books, and even “First Readers” are
Delinquent taxes collected
every way,” writes Mrs. L. A. Drink- ; weight 1100 lbs. Will trade for good i
during 1918........................ $9,395.74 on the list of books asked for and—of
dairy
cows.
Andrew
Vetsch,
Elmore
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ard. Jefferson City. Mo. For Sale by
course—supplied.
i ranch.
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Lamar’s Drug Store. -Pd. Adv.
Deposit These Creamery Pay (hecks
Roy C. Jones, Commanding Tilla
But Father of Rookie Couldn't Just
mook Home Guard, Tillamook.
See Point About Hie Son’s "Fi
Dear Sir:—Under authority ol the
nancial Condition."
DEATH AS ENTRY INTO JOY REQUISITE HOURS OF SLEEP
Local Patriotism.
Remember the Time—Remember the Date,
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Mr. B. Z. Ant, a well-known citizen
of this community, was arrested at his
home last night on orders of th<|
food administrator and charged with
hoarding food. A large quantity of
bread crumbs and other high-priced
foodstuffs were found In the basement
of Mr. Ant’s home. The discovery la
somewhat of a surprise as Mr. Ant
has ulways borne an excellent reputa
tion for Industry; In fact the proverb
'Go to the Ant, thou Sluggard,” so
often used, was originally written
about a direct ancestor of Mr. Ant.
Witnesses testified that they had
seen Mr. Ant on many occasions car
rying food to his home and it la
thought he has gone so far as to enlist
the aid of his friends and relatives
tn carrying food. Enough edibles to
last all winter were found at the Ant
home.
Mr. Ant Is unable to give any satis
factory explanation of his offense ex
cept that some unseen force compelled
him to store the food away, as he
would need It later on. He denies
vigorously that he Intended to hold It
for higher prices. His case Is being
considered by the food administra
tor.
This Is the second arrest made by
food officials in this neighborhood re
cently, Mrs. Camel having been found
guilty of violating the food regulation
regarding the hoarding of fat. Other
arrests are likely to follow.—"Bugtown
Bugle,” Correspondence of the Indian
apolis Star.
National Gnard Organization
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Periodic sleeping is undeniably an
essential to the continuance of life, but
sleep is required more as a means of
recuperation from physical weariness
than from mental activity, an exchange
observes. The best thinkers are the
shortest sleepers, and on the other
hand the manual laborers require the
longest periods of sleep. The classic
example cited to prove that the think
er does not need as much sleep as the
ordinary man takes Is Thomas A. Edi
son, who during the most active years
of his life Is said to have slept only
four hours a day. It Is not so general
ly known that Herbert Spencer, the
philosopher, in his later life did not
average more than three hours of sleep
a day.
These Instances should not lead to
Ill-advised efforts to emulate the ex
treme examples. One should not at
tempt to do better thinking by keep
ing longer awake, but the effort should
be made to do better thinking, which
will result in keeping longer awake.
For If the body be not fatigued or
drugged with poison, sleep comes chief
ly from the slowing down of the men
tal processes unpl consciousness
lapses. If an adult la not tired or full
of fatigue poisons from physical labor,
qr if his system is nql otherwise bur
dened With poisons from faulty diet
or overeating, It Is possible in many
Instances to cut down the sleeping
period from 20 to 40 per cent of that
commonly indulged In.
Prussian Guard Long Famous,
The history of the Prussian Guard,
cream of Germany's fighting men,
which was smashed by the headlong
attack of American troops at the Rec
ond Battle of the Marne, dates back
to the latter part of the Seventeenth
Century, when men believed in the
divine rights of kings, and the troops
of the guard could be depended on to
protect the sacred body of their sov
ereign when all other supporters fell
away.
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The Prussian Guard Was once a
company of archers, known as the
Trabant Guards. It was transformed
Into a real fighting force by Frederick
William I. Drill with him was ru[ln^
passion and he lavished much atten
tion on his guard; scouring Europe for
giants, ns no man under six feet in
height could enter his pet regiment.
This requirement was abolished by
Frederick the Great, who cared only
for fighting ability. The stirring ex
ample of Nupoleon's Imperial Guard
caused the Prussian organization to be
Increased in size, and It now comprises
a complete army corps. Into Its ranks
go the cream of each year’s class of
Prussian recruits.
Salvaging a Ship Sunk 100 Years.
Work has been started off Boca
Clega (Cojlmar) by a Cuban salvage
company on the wreck of a Spanish
vessel sunk more than a hundred years
ago. The principal objects that the
company expects to recover are forty-
two cannons, which, according to the
divers who performed the preliminary
exploration work, are still in a fine
state of preservation, some mounted
on the deck and the oth»rs lying close
to the wreck on the Itoor of the sea
at a moderate depth which renders
their extraction only ordinarily dlf-
ficult.
Brand-New Fish Story.
Deep-sea fishermen report they re
cently saw a floating island In tilo
gulf stream off Palm Beach, Fla. The
Island was about twenty-five feet In
diameter, and the fishermen say It
was composed of mnrl and muck, held
together by tangled roots and rotted
seaweed; that there were several trees
and mangrove sprouts growing luxuri
antly on the Island. The fishermen
landed on the Islnnd and found thou
sands of small fish on It, which sea
birds were greedily eating.
war department there is being un-
dertaken the re-organization of the
National Guard of this State in or-
der that there may be maintained
on a permanent basis an efficient
State Military force which can be de
pended upon, not only to safeguard
the life, property and peaceful per
suits of the common wealth, but al
so to perpetuate the splendid patriot
ism and traditions of the military
organizations of this character which
the State has always heretofore
maintained.
Authority has been given by the
War Department for the organiza
tion of one regiment of Infantry and
which must be completed and in
shape for Federal inspection and
recognition by the end of this year.
A policy has been determined upon
to, insofar as practicable, arrange
for the organization of units to com
prise this regiment In such places as
have heretofore been successful In
maintaining like organizations. At
most of these places either Militia or
Home Guard forces have been main
tained as emergency organizations
only. It is hoped that a sufficient
number of such organizations can be
re-organized into National Guard
units to complete the one regiment
already authorized and with the con
templation of proceeding with the
organization of a second regiment,
subject to the approval of the War
Department, so that the usual peace
basis of our state military establish-
ment can be resumed.
In furtherance of this program
the Adjutant General has detailed
Major J. Francis Drake, a National
Guard officer of many years exper
ience, to visit such places as might
be most likely to accomplish the de
sired result. Major Drake will visit
your locality within a few days and
will announce his exact date of ar
rival sufficiently in advance for any
desired general meeting or confer
ence you may arrange for those in
terested in a National Guart organi
zation. As a representative of the
military interests of your locality it
will be oppreciated if you will take
the initiative in calling any meeting
or conference at which it may be de
sired to discuss these matters.
By direction of General Beebe:
Cecil A. James, Mgr.
In consideration of the above let
ter, a meeting is called for Friday
evening at the Court House at 8
o’clock. All the members of the Home
Guard organization should turn out
and all others interested should
make a special effort to be present.
This county Is practically free from
Bolsheviksm now, let’s keep it so
by the maintenance of an efifclent
military organization.
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Roy C. Jones,
Captain Co. I, O. V. G.
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In Regards Opening Schools.
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County Supt. G. B, Lamb has sent
the following communication to all
school boards and teachers of Tilla
mook county:
“The State Health Officer has is
sued an order permitting all schools
In Tillamook County to resume work.
This does not mean that the dang
er caused by the "flu” epidemic has
passed nor that there are any less
cases in Tillamook County. It does
not mean that it is any more safe to
open schools than it was one or two
weeks ago.
It means that the resuming of
school work in each school is left to
the discretion of each school board.
There is quite a number of school
districts in which there are no cases
of influenza and have not been
recently; in other districts there are
still a number of cases. In such dis
tricts I suggest to the school boards
that the matter of opening schools
be considered very carefully before
deciding to open at the present. I
am of the opinion that in districts
where there are a number of cases,
and especially among the children, it
will be better to wait another week
or two at least before resuming
Hchool work. The County Health of-
fleer also thinks lt would be far
safer for the health of the children
If such school boards would wait
another week before opening school.
This disease Is so very contagious
and so speedily fatal that we cannot
afford to take unnecessary chances.
As stated above, each school board
has the authority to open Its schools
or keep them closed a while longer,
as it sees fit.
To all schools opening now the
Health Officer makes the following
suggestions:
"That all children showing signs
of bad coldH, Hneezlng, coughing, etc.
be at once sent home. That children
be urged to use a gargle or throat
wash of some kind at least twice a
day."
It is suggested that the school
house be thoroughly scrubbed with
hot water and lye at least once a
week. Also that some strong disin-
fectant be used.
Will you notify this office when
the schools of your district will
open? I wish to have a check on all
schools in session.”
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