TiLSAMOOK HEADLIGHT OCTOBER 3, . THOSE OPEN-WINDOW CRANKS — ... ------------ REAL VETERAN OF THE SOIL tn Crude Ferm That Weapon Was employed Centurlee Befere the Coming of Christ. Connecticut Farm Hand Worked Fifty Years fsr One Family, and Died at Klghty. USE OF The earliest use of deleterious gases There are many churches that at­ tract attention by their size and grand­ In siege warfare Is recorded in the his­ eur. There are a few that are remark­ tory of the Peloponnesian wars from able by reason of their smallness and 431 404 B. C. During this struggle simplicity. One of these is at Lulling- between the Athenians anil Spartans and their respective allies the cities of ' ton, Sussex, England. It is a primitive and quaint stone Palatea and Dellum were besieged. I building with a roof of red tiles and a : Wood saturated with pitch and sul­ tiny weatherboarded turret at Its west phur was set on fire and burned under ' end. This miniature church Is only 16 the walls of these cities in order to generate choking and poisonous fumes, feet square. Its pulpit Is a pew with paneled which would stupefy the defenders sides and door and the furniture Is of ' and make the task of attacking forces the plainest. Five narrow, diamond- less difficult. Another form of the paned windows give light to the Inte­ same method of attack used about this rior. When the church Is full 30 per­ date was to fill a caldron with molten pitch, sulphur and burning charcoal, sons are gathered together. Only a little larger is the meeting and to blow the fumes with the aid of house at Crawshawbooth, a village a primitive form of bellows and air- near Burnley. It Is known as the llast over the defenders' lines. Friends' meeting house and Is covereil I Greek-flre, about which much was with ivy and surrounded by a well- heard in the wars of the middle ages, cared-for burial ground. Inside may was a liquid, the composition of which be seen half a dozen oak benches thnt Is how unknown, that was spurted could, if necessary, accommodate 60 through the air, chiefly in sea fights. persons. The attendance Is rarely more In order to set fire to the ships of the than six. enemy, and It was used by the Byzan­ Somewhat smaller than this chapel tine Greeks at the sieges of Constan­ is one that has been called the shrine tinople in the years 1261 and 1412. of Quakerism. It Is In the hamlet of Jordans, In Buckinghamshire. Thither In June of each year come Quakers INSECT POWDER GROWN HERE from all parts, for here lie the remains car. It mnkes no difference to him how of William Penn. If this were not Americans Lost No Time In Devel­ oping Industry Once the Secret much the rest of the car suffers—he Is enough to make the place Interesting, Wae Discovered. the only one to be conshlerejl. It Is a it has the further attraction of be­ practice that causes great discomfort ing the neighborhood In which Milton to passengers who hnve the necessury lived after writing "Paradise Lost," a In our grandfathers’ dny the so- sense to know that everybody Is better cottage in the vicinity affording him a called Persian insect powder (com­ monly sold nowadays under the name off If the windows are closed on hot resting place. I of “pyrethrum”) cost $16 a pound. days, And It Is always noticed that Pretty dear for a bng-klller. these open-window artists Invariably EVIDENCE OF LITTLE WORTH leave the window open when they de- I The stuff was a mystery. Beyond the fact that it was of a vegetable na­ part. The first, last and only thought Is for themselves—no one else counts. Illegibility of Shakespeare’» Signature ture, nobody knew what it was. Does Not Prove He Did Not i As a matter of fact. It came from —Hartford Cotirnnt. Write the Immortal Playa. Transcaucasia, where Its production i was a very important Industry. For “MAKE GOOD” WITH CHILDREN Some years ago, when the Shakes- centuries It had been widely used in peare controversy was at Its height, Asiatic countries, and the source of Scheme of Life That Is a Bsautlful one of the contentions of the party the material was a secret carefully Thing for Both Parents and who declared that the bard not only kept Offspring. had not written the Immortal ploys Eventually the secret was revealed but could not even write his own by an Armenian merchant, who, trav­ From year to year we find every­ name, gave as evidence the existing eling through Transcaucasia, discov­ where a constantly growing apprecia­ signatures that are of undoubted au- ered that the insect powder was sim­ tion by parents of their responsibility. thentlclty. ply the ground-up flower-heads of a It is not the kind of a responsibility On the same grounds It might be plant nearly related to our own field really that puts blue specs on life and argued that Richard III was unable daisy. blurs the distant roud, but is the kind to write. If one decided the matter Later on, attempts were made to In­ of responsibility that makes a father from the signature to a treaty of troduce the plant In the United States, want the companionship of his son and peace with Francis, Duke of Brittany, but the seeds refused to sprout. This the mother the confidences of her which Is reproduced In a London deal­ (as finally ascertained) was due to the daughter. The parent knows It cannot er's catalogue Just received. circumstance thnt the persons from have these things without getting and It is a mystery how the cataloguer whom they were bought had baked holding, truly earning, the child's re­ managed to make “Richard Rex” out them. spect. At the present time we grow all our of the shaky scribble which Is there A man of affairs, the father of three reproduced. It would be quite as like­ own Insect powder In California. boys, told me Just a few days ago of ly to stand for Will Shnkespeare, were certain things he had to do that Just It not that the smaller word stands Waterfowl Pond. then he did not feel that he could second and the longer one first. Many a city or village boy scout who I spare the tiny» nor the money to do. makes an occasional trip Into the coun­ But he said, “I’ve got to make good try and has an enjoyable experience Barnum Generous Manager. with my boys.” According to the original contract at some pond side, regrets thnt he lives “Making good” with your children is It may not about as good a thing as any parent which Bnrnum rnnde with Jenny Lind, so far from that pond. can do. It means keeping a grip on she contracting to sing 150 concerts have occurred to him that he can make your temper, discretion In yo'tr speech in the United States and Hnvann for a miniature pond In his back yard In and sunshine In your heart. And that 11,000 a concert, the contract provid­ the city, says Edward F. Bigelow, in is a scheme of life good for you both. ing. however, that If Bnrnum made a Boys’ Life. Sometime ago I was talking with the clear profit of £15,000 sterling from the —Woman's World. first 75 concerts. Miss Lind should, for owner of an estate on which was a th» remaining 75 concerts, receive. In lake exclusively for his graceful but Force of Compressed Air. expensive waterfowls. In the course The effects of air resistance are addition of $1,000 a concert, one-fifth of our conversation he said: “Many of the profits; but that, on the other well known in the twelve and one- persons come here professing admira­ half mile Simplon tunnel, where an hand, If the first 50 concerts fell short tion for my lake or waterfowl. They of Barnum’s expectations, she conld exceptionally high amount of energy have half of the gross receipts from tell me that they love such things, but Is required for runulng the electric the «remaining 100 concerts. Before they are not sincere. What they are trains. The tunnel, which Is fifteen the concerts began, however, that con­ admiring Is the wealth that enables feet wide and eighteen feet high, tract was, at Barnum's Instance, re­ me to have this extensive equipment. with a sectional area of two hundred scinded and a new contract mad* But 1 began In a small wuy. and any­ •nd fifty square feet, han a ventilat­ which resulted in Miss Lind's receiv­ one who really loves waterfowl snd ing current of 3,530 cubic feet of air ing in profits from the concerts which has a little back yard can have st least per second, maintained by two large she gave under It almost twice ■■ ■ mother duck and a brood of duck­ blast fans at the Brig end and two much as she would have received un- lings." exhaust fans st lselle. Trains going der the original contract He summed up his philosophic ad­ I vice with this current encounter less re­ “If you can- with this remark I sistance thsn in open sir up to fifteen not get a lake with waterfowl, get Hypodormlo Syringe In Crim«. ■nd ■ hslf miles an hour, but at Du Challlon, who Invented the hy- tub and ■ goose.” higher speeds or In the opposite direc­ podermlc syringe, seems to have been tion the resistance la much greater Onion Taken Off Pedestal. than outside. Coasting by gravity a sort of Fagin. He established In Paris a school of crime from which Another old-fashioned medical su­ down the seven per one thousand maximum gradient, a train, even go­ such youngsters as "Charley Batea" perstition has been exploded. The ing with the current, cannot exceed ■nd the "Artful Dodger" graduated. i odorous onion can never again be thirty-five miles per hour on account Stimulated by an injection of mor­ used as a therapeutic agent In tu- phine or some other drug, they went berculoala. Old timers who have of the braking by the air. out to do great deeds in the criminal ■worn by the virtues of this tear­ line. When the “school" was raided producing product have humbugged Ona Way to Go* a Fasa. the principal . escaped, but > evidence themselves, for the onion has been "Madam, if I didn't know I would was found to show his part In some Investigated, classified, analysed tell you." aald the polite commanding daring crimen. Physicians attached and everything else has been done general to the lady asking for Infor­ to the criminal bureau saw the great to it that the learned men of scl- mation to which she was not entitled. advantage of the hypodermic syringe, enee could think of, and In the end The Important thing In military cen- ■nd It has ever since been ■ recog­ It was found to be only an onion— ■orshlp Is to know just where and nized agency tn medical practice. pleasing to the palates of some, when to draw the line. Tn our Civil however displeasing to the noses of war ths colonel of ■ Pennsylvania reg­ their friends, but absolutely and I Unexpected Destinations. iment went to Secretary Stanton to unqualifiedly without any medicinal People who dig holes In dykes must ask for a pass for an old man to visit qualities or proprieties that make his dying son after a battle. The pass not complain If they are swept sway It an aid in the treatment of tuber­ was gruffly refused. Whereupon the tn the floods they loose. For they gen­ culosis, The white plague victims applicant aald to the secretary, “My erally are. When Talleyrand was aaked what niuy as well use boiled potato peel- name Is Dwight, colonel of the 140th he did during the reign of terror In Ings or beet tops for all the gixxl regiment, Pennsylvania volunteers. it will do them. You can dismiss me from the service the French revolution, he replied: "I lived." That, for one of the original If you like, but I am going to tell you Breaking Clasa Barriers. hero and now what I think of you," leaders of the revolution, was no slight If classes already mingle more free- which the colonel proceeded to do la achievement. And the French revolu­ tion Itself, beginning as an earthquake ly than they could oa The area •Xenctes, becauqr it levels all up and ■titate ■ menace to even the beat of tbs city by 191$ was 18.700 acres. pulls nothing down. That la Its roo- anchored boats If they were permit- The population tn WTO gOO; la trlbutlon to social democracy.—Ilan- M tn M b « ft to kl One of the most pronounced nuis­ ances with which seasoned travelers on railroad trains have to contend Is the “open-window crank.” This fellow— for he Is usually u male Instead of a female—persists in having Ills window open, no matter whether other occu­ pants of the cur dislike it or not; and it usually results In the other passen- gers thereabout receiving a liberal sup­ ply of dust and fine cinders, as well as enough soft coal smoke to lust them the remainder of their lives. These open-window cranks are almost always occasional travelers. It Is noticed by those who have taken the pains to ob­ serve that the regular traveler—that is, the man who rides every day In summer—never opens the window be- side the seat In which he is riding. It does not mean any more comfort for him to do so, as he long ago dlscov- ered, but much discomfort lnsteud. As soon as a railroad car st arts to move there Is more or less air stirring ■nd If the open-window cranks would only compose themselves a few mo­ ments they would be far more com­ fortable than they would to breathe con! dust, smoke nnd cinders. But the average occasional traveler will push up his window as soon as he enters the 1918, != - ■ — 6AS IN WAR CHURCHES NOT HARO TO FILL FIRST Writer Gives It as Hie Opinion That Religious Kdlfices In England Where the Congregations Are of Noose- They Are Actuated Solely by Selfishness. ■Ity Rather Small. .... D BEPUBLICAN TICKET. ------ o------ United States Senator (Short Term) FRED W. MULKEY, of Multnomah County. United States Senator (Long Term) CHARLES L. MCNARY, of Marion County. Representative In Congress. First Diratrict, W. C. HAWLEY, of Marion County. Governor. JAMES WITHYC0MBE, of Marion County. State Treasurer. O. P. HOFF' of Multnomah County. Justice of Supreme Court. CHARLES A. JOHNS, of Multno­ mah County. Attorney General. GEORGE M. BROWN, of Douglas County. Superintendent of Public Instruction J. A. CHURCHILL, of Baker Coun- ty. Labor Commissioner. C. H. GRAM, of Multnomah County Public Service Commissioner. FRED A. WILLIAMS, of Josephine County. Superintendent Water Division No. 1 PERCY A. CUPPER, of Marlon County. Superintendent Water Division No. 2 GEORGE T. COCHRAN, of Union County. According to Hartford Courant, there died in one of the shore towns recently a man in his eightieth year, of whom the newspapers said little, yet In some ways his career was as unique as to demand some considera­ tion. He was a farmer, had spent his life tn -arm work and for fifty years had been employed by one family. The Civil war hud just ended when he be­ gan his term of service as a typical Connecticut farm hand, who ate his meals with bls employer and the mem­ bers of bls employer’s family, and who reserved and exercised the right of criticizing his employer’s acts and de­ cisions, If need be, at all times and in all places. He saw his employer grow old and go the way of all the earth, but went on with the farm work in the employ of his son, who had taken his father’s acres and worked with and for him un­ til the son went from youth to well past middle age and was able to mus­ ter for work a good-sized group of grandsons of the original employer. At last he reluctantly admitted that he was growing old and, of Ills own voli­ tion, left his employment and, at lust, when the malady which killed him af­ ter three days seized him. it found him .Fire Wood. at work in a garden. There are not many men who spend their entire lives It is an odd sight, here in Tilla­ in a single occupation and still less mook, to see carloads of slab wood who work fifty years for one family. being shipped in for the cheese factor ies and farms surrounding the town, EASY TO BLAME “OVERWORK” and it is strange that they should choose to use this fuel for their win­ But According to Physician Few Real­ ter use. At its best, slab wood is poor fuel, ly Suffer Because They Try It Is expensive. The work of unload­ to Do Too Much. ing it from the cars is hard. The A doctor of very wide experience has hauling it from the freight depot is noted this phenomenon: every day costly. It takes up car space now so men come to him, broken down In badly needed for the transportation health; and almost Invariably they of war materials and every loyal inform him that the cause Is "over- American should bear this in mind. When it is finally set down at its work.” “Yet, on further questioning, this destination it must be cut Into stove doctor finds that virtually none of his lengths and this costs more money patients work ns hard ns he does. Yet and more time for handling. In Till­ he Is well and they are sick; he Is amook and all through the county, strong nnd able to do his work without wood of the fiest quality is plentiful, exhaustion, and they can do little or and the only reason we can think of to account for the shipping in of slab no work any more. a shortage qf labor. This Is his deduction: that their wood is breakdown was not due to work, but The cutting of logs has always been to a terrible load of psychological and a slow job, and we suppose that the physiological habits they had been ranchers have found It impossible to carrying—a load so great that a very get out their wood in the usual way, little work In addition overtaxed their and so have turned to the slab wood. waning strength. But the problem has been solved What are these habits? They vary by those who have used the Vaughn with the Individual, and their aspects Light Drag Saw. This useful little saw eats its way through a big log are Innumerable. Work—just plain, wholesome hnrd as a boy bites through a pie. They work, either physical or mental—hurts are mobile as machine guns and as very little. It hurts healthy people— steady as armored tanks. One of people who are healthy in mind and them In a day will get out an lm- mense quantity of wood, cut out of body—not at all. What many people call “overwork" big logs into stove length. A number of farmers or cheese is fretting over their work—worry. What many other people call “over­ factories might co-operate in buying work” Is loading their system with one of these saws and get out their winter’s wood in a fortnight—bid poison by overeating.—Exchange. defiance to the slab pile,, have bet­ ter wood at les~ cost, have more Proper Way to Keep Honey. cleared lana _• ..ore neighbors and In selling honey as a substitute for the consciousness of having done sugar the retail grocer and his cus- < something towards winning the war. tomers may encounter some difficulty Kuppenbender will demonstrate the through lack of knowledge of storing Vaughn Light Drag Saw to you at nnd hundling this product, according any time. See him. • to American Food Journal. House­ wives usuully put their honey in thq cellar for safekeeping, probably the worst possible place, as honey absorbs moisture from the atmosphere and will become thin and In time sour. Comb honey kept in a damp place will Oregon Norman School. be hurt in appearance as well as in quality. A practicable rule is to keep honey In any place where salt remains dry. If honey has granulated or can- Terms begin as follows. died, put the can containing it in a large vessel holding water no hotter First Term—September 16. than the hand can be borne in. If the water Is too hoL there Is danger Second Term—November 16. of spoiling the color and ruining the Thlrd Term-—February, 8. flavor of the honey. The can of honey should be supported on a block of Fourth Terra—April 12. wood In the vessel of water, so that the heat from the stove will Dot be In order to obtain credit for work too Intense. done, students should enter the first day of the term. In a Tiger's Lair. Sent to Registrar for catalogue. In the lair of a tiger there are cer- tain terracea, or places under over- hanging trees, which are covered with bones, snd are evidently spots to which the animal brings Its prey tq_be de­ voured. On such a terrace one will find the remains of a deer, wild hog. HELP THE KIDNEYS. dog. pig, porcupine, pangolin and oth­ er animals both domestic and wild. A fresh kill shows that with Its rasplike Tillamook Readers are Learning the Way. tongue the tiger licks off all the hair of It's the little kidney ills— its prey before devouring It and the The lame, weak or aching back— hair will be found In a circle around The unnoticed urinary disorders— what remains of the kill. The Chinese That may lead to dropsy and often raid a lair In order to gather up the quills of the porcupine and the Bright's disease . W hen the kidneys are weak. bony scales oi the pangolin which are Help them with Doan's Kidney esteemed for medicinal purposes.—Ex­ Pills. change. A remedy especially for weak kid­ neys. Australasian Bird Lovera. Doan's have been used in kidney The wild birds of Australia when troubles for 50 years . mating have each tbetr own peculiar Endorsed by 50000 people—endors­ methods of courtship. For tenderness ed by citizens of this locality. uote the dusky wood-swallow (bee-bird), Mrs. O. L. Ahlstrom, Seventh St., which snuggles up dose to the lady of and First Ave., Forest Grove, Ore., his choice after bringing her gruba and other succulent Insects. On the other says: “When 1 need a kidney medi­ band, some of the parrot tribe make cine, I take Doan's kidney Pills for I lova much after tbs stone-age fashion, have never found anything that docs when the caveman simply clubbed his me so much good. Whin my back heart's desire Insensible and dragged feels weak and sore and my kidneys her home by the hair. A male rosella act irregularly, a short use of Doan's parrot, for instance, Invariably begins Kidney Pills make my back feel by biting her. presumably to Inspire stronger and put my kidneys in good her with respect. After this operation Working order." Price toe. at all dealers. Don’t simp­ the gaudlly-tlrense«! suitor spreads his for a kidney remedy—get tail fanwise, flirts bls wings and dis­ ly plays bls points. In order to attract tbs Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that Mrs, Ahlstrom had. Foster-Milburn lady's admiration. Co-, Mfgra, Buffalo, N. Y. R. O. L. HOHLFELD, VETERINARIAN. Bell Phone—32J Tillamook Mutual Phone. - - Oregon. AVID ROBINSON, M.D PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON NATIONAL BUILDING, — TILLAMOOK OREGON T. BOA LS, M.D.; PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON Surgeon S. P. Co. <1. O. O. F. Bldg.) Tillamook .... Oregor» Ï J OBERT H. McGRATH COUNSELLOR-AT LAW, I ODDFELLOWS’ Bl’ILDIN?, TILLAMOOK, OREGON. P oktiand O ffice 1110 W ilcox B ld . QARL HABERLACIl ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. T illamook B lock Tillamook . . Oregon . EBSTER HOLMES, A TTORN E Y- A T-L A W COMMERCIAL BUILDING, FIRST STREET, TILLAMOOK, . OREGON QR. L. L. HOY, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEC N T illamook B lock , Tillamook, - - Oregccu T. BOUS ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Boi ks in Office. Taxes Paid for Non Residents. T illamook B lock , Tillamook .... Oregon Both Phones. C. HAWK. PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. Bay City Oregon QR J. G. .TURNER, EYE SPECIALIST. PORTLAND — OREGON Regular Monthly Visits to Tillamook and Cloverdale. watch paper for dates . J QHN ¡LELAND] HENDERSON ATTORNEY, AND COUNSELLOR-AT-LAW, T illamook B lock , Tillamook • . . . Otego*. ROOM NO. 261. rp H¡ GOYNK, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office: O pposite C ourt E jusk Tillamook .... (), jgon. H. T. Botts, at-Law. Pres. Attorney John Leland Henderson, Sec­ retary Treas., Attorney at- Law and Notrary Public. Tillamook Title and Abstract Co. Law Abstracts. Real Estate, Insurance. Both Phones. TILLAMOOK—OREGON.