li**’* r •• WHAT THE EDITORS SAY. —'-o— When the kids are seen comparing their holding of war stamps instead of marbles, it’s a pretty good sign they will be the successful business urea in the future.—Itemizer, Lest we forget, there will be a reg­ ular session of the legislature next winter. The people should see to It that only men of good judgment, common sence and well balanced minds be sent to represet them.—Ob­ server. ---- o------ Sherwood has organized a local patriotic league, members of which agree to pay $1 or more per month to create a fund to render prompt and regular assistance to the Red Cross, Y. M. C. A., dependent war families and other war time necessities. All credit is due to the promoters and it is worthy of imitation by other com­ munities. It has for some time been a mooted question as to whether war lime activities of all kinds cannot be better handled by this plan than by separate campaigns, and it Is possi­ ble that we may yet see each district organized and a fund created by as­ sessments made in proportion to wealth, from which all quotas shall be promptly paid.—Independent. Every continuity will be combed for war workers. War industries are short nearly 400,000 common labor­ ers, and lack of workers In the coal mining Industry is imperiling all war production. There is also a serious shortage of skilled labor. One of the largest munition plants, turning out heavy caliber guns, is short 2,000 machinists. The war plants of Con­ necticut and Maryland are under­ manned 35,000 machinists. The United StateB Employment Service will begin an extensive recruiting of workers for war work from the non- essential industries. Employment of­ fices will be increased and the force of local agents and traveling examin­ ers will be enlarged and sent into every community that relief may be given before the ban againHt private labor recruiting goes into effect on August 1.— News Times. maker duueit'i hfcve the fascination It 'once hud. Incidentially It might be remarked, however> that it is said that the two bills which secured suf­ ficient signatures were those circu­ lated by a paid agent, which indica­ tes people still have the weakness of signing their names if sufficiently urged. It is a matter of opinion^ of course, but there are people who say that some of the bills which fail­ ed for lack of signatures were of far greater importance, one being the measure providing a levy for war purposes, and another legthening the terms of county offices. With the 6 percent limitation law in force no one can deny that the first measure was necessary while so far as the last is concerned it has been the practice to give county officers two terms of two years, and trouble and expense would have been saved by substitut­ ing a four-year term. The long term was safeguarded by the recall.—In­ dependent. Housewive» Read This. During February and March our Allies in Europe were starving to the point of licking the platter. Dur­ ing March in London there were al­ ways 200,000 or more people in line waiting for a chance to get food sup­ plies. In April the foods saved by Americans reached Europe in quan- tity. Now Mr. Hoover says: "The fortunate thing is our food got over there just when the great spring drive of the Germans got un­ der way, and just when the morale of the allied peoples was going down very fast. Our food saved the day and we never could have shipped the amount we did if it had not been for the enormous savings voluntarily ef­ fected by the American people. The America housewife is holding the line by feediing our allies Until we get an American army over there in force. If it had not been for her, thq war would have been over.” Of course the authoritative infor­ mation is startling, and of course we have all got to get right On conserv­ ing food, but the point we want to> make is that it is authoritative information as to what the people’s savings have actually accomplished, and in informing the American peo­ ple of what they have done hurts no­ body, even if the enemy may know it Men. and women are but grown up children. Show a child that it has done big things, and, nine times out of ten, it will at once go at doiing big ger things. Mr. Hoover declares we have saved Europe from collapse. Therefore, let’s keep up the good work.—Telephone Register. T1LLAM00R fîËADUGHT. JULŸ is, 1918. —- --_______________ _ ____ No God will fold you in ills arms in your departing hour. Old Kaiser Bill go up the hill ami don't come down again, No room for you in heaven or hell or with your fellow men. I * Skilled Men Wanted. A call for 175 men skilled in log- ging and sawmill work must be fi 11- ed by volunteers from Oregon by July 23, or enough men will be drafted from special and limited ser­ vice men in Class 1 to fill the quota. The skilled workmen required are as follows 70 chokermen, 50 head buckers, 24 doggers, 6 general sawmill fore­ men and 25 plainer trimmermen. Volunteers for this service must be of draft age, and are particularly de­ sired from Classes 2, 3 and 4. Those who volunteer for the work will be sent to Vancouver, Wash., for en­ gagement in producing spruce for aeroplanes, which is one of the most important branches of the whole ser­ vice just now. "There are exceptional opportuni­ ties for energetic and ambitious men’ says a war department circular cal­ ling for the men. “The men inducted into these calls will be engaged in producing more spruce for airpianos in the great northwest woods.” Zone Rate In Effect. Zone system and rates as applied to the distribution thr'ough United States postofllces of magazines, news­ papers and other second class mail periodicals, were applied by the Till­ amook postoffice in conformity with office department, which puts a premium upon limited circulation i and taxes wide distribution of news and printed fact and fancy, The zone system provides eight zones within the United States, and Beccnd cll-ss, mail matter of the periodical variet­ ies is charged a postal transportation rate in keeping with the distance from the zoe center at which deliv­ : ery is made . A fine line is drawn between news and advertising by the new regula­ tions and publishers are facing a The following was heard on a greatly Increased burden in connec­ street oar one very cold day in win­ tion with those features of their' ter In a Canadian City, says an ex­ business conducted with the aid of change. At a corner of the car was the postoffices. News is charged at boarded by a husky soldier in the ine rate and advertising at another picturesque Highland uniform—the and the burden of dividing the two kilts of which leave the knees bare. remains with the publisher. On the car was a young dude still in Publishers are required to figure mufti, seated with his best girl. The out the percentage in weight of girl cast admiring glances at the at­ news and advertising matter in each tractively uniformed “Kiltie,” much issue submitted for postal delivery, to the displeasure of her slacker es­ rhe postoftlce then assesses its zone Old Kaiser Bill Went Up The Hill. charges in accordance. Such a state­ cort. So he endeavored to make fun of the uniform by remarking. "I ment is required when papers are By Charles 1.. Gant. think that outfit is most ridiculous. submitted to the mailing office, and Old Kiser Bill went up the hill with That fellow's knees look as if they each six months a sworn statement Paris on the brain. were frozen.” The Kiltie overhearing of circulation in each zone in which the comment, glanced contemptuous­ Jays he: “1’11 go to Paris town and' delivery is made will be required. “ damn ” the river Seine, n ly at the dude's civilian clothes, the) scornfully replied, "Well, young fel- 1’11 break up all their works of ar t and shoot their churches down. Notice to Creditors. low, it is a sure thing my knees aren't as cold as your feet.’’ The in fact, I’ll make a holy fight of pretty Paris town.” Notice is hereby given that the un­ slacker got off at the next stop.— So Kaiser Bill went up the hill to dersigned has been appointed admin­ Umpqua Valley News. take a shot at France, istrator, with the will annexed, of the Automobile accidents are frequent. But Kaiser Bill ran down the hill estate of Hugh Faraday Barnard, de­ with shrapnel in his pants ceased, by the County Court of Tila- Excuses are brought forth, blame is saddled ou this thing or that. But af­ Aud he yelled out "bloody murder” mook, Oregon, and has qualified as when he tried the Verdun way. such. ter all is said and done, it uiust be All persons having claims against agreed that the average autoist is too But he didn’t go to Paris, and he never will, they say. the estate are notified to present the eager for speed. What is needed in this county ou the main traveled Then Kaiser Bill went down I be hili same for allowance to the undersign­ along the river Marne, ed, at the office of H. T. Botts, At­ roads and the so-called highways are motorcycle mounted policemen that Says he, “there’s Tommy Atkins, but torney at Law, Tillamook City, Ore­ 1 sure don't care a darn, gon, within six months from the date will arrest violators of the traffic laws. State regulations relative to For 1 m going to sleep in Paris in a of this notice. very little while.” Dated June 20, 1918. traffic ou the public roads are not John William Jennings observed because one fellow will pet- Then touched his Deutch hound gen­ tly with a reassuming smile. Administrator. aist in giving the other *ell< >v 'he dust. Cars pass one another at an Kaiser Bill went up the hill at quite a lively trot, unwarrated pace. A round-up of of­ Notice of Sheriff's Sale. fenders with resultant fines payable »Vitli Tommy Atkins in his rear a ------ o------ prodding quite a lot. with real money will minimize acci- Notice is hereby given that in pur­ Old Kaiser Bill went up the hill and dets. It is within the province of the suance of a judgment and decree of there he “spilled the beans,” County Court to police its highways, foreclosure given by the Circuit He fell into the fond embrace of it is cheaper for the county to police Court of Tillamook County, Oregon, Yankeeman Marines Its roads than to pay damages to in­ on May btli, 1918, in favor of F. S. juried autoists who may find it ex­ They walloped him an awful punch Whitehouse and against Solomon B. and made him quickly “vatu” pedient to bring legal proceedings Whitehouse and a writ of execution against the couuty.— News Reporter. i’o that their Yankee Doodle tune issued thereon by clerk of said court, that's played by Uncle Sam. I will sell at public auction to the The failure in many localities to Old Kaiser Bill he clirned a hill highest bidder for cash in baud on above Italian lines. raise the quotas asked for by the Saturday, August 3rd, 1918, at ten government in war stamp sales, He made a rapit getaway the way he o’clock a.nt. at the Court House door left itis signs. suggests the possibility or having to at Tillamook City, Tillamook County, resort to taxation. The government Macaroni Tony man, was there with Oregon, the following real property silverbells, has the power to do this If needed, situated in Tillamook County, Oregan and already the ways and means And served the Kaiser up a dish of W'/l of SE'j of Sec. 3 and tin NW forty kinds of bells. committee of the house have had a '4 of NF.J4 of Sec. 10 ail in Tp. 1 S., bill under consideration, This bill Old Kaiser Bill he tried to fill the R. 9 W., W. Nl. for the purpose of sea with submarines. provides that a flat tax be levied on satisfying said decree, which is for every legal document not now taxed, i'o keep the Yankee men at home the recovery of the sum of $3, u13.09 amidst his rural scenes. a flat tax of either two or three with interest at 7 per cent from Maj cents on each bank check drawn, a He tried to fence in all the earth and 6, 1918, $250.00 as attorney’s fees, and corner nil the air. one cent tax on every street car fare, the costs and expenses of sale. either city or interurban, a lax of But Yankee Doodle Dandy Man was Dated July 4th, 1918. always waiting where an unspecified amount on public of­ W. L. Campbell, ficials and public school teachers, a Kaiser Bill weut up the hill and Sheriff of Tillamook County, Ore. kicked him down for fair. graduate tax on all salaries of $20 a week or more (the tax to increase For Uncle Samuel is the man whose punch is always there. Doing Good. with the amount of the salary), and numerous taxes on mercantile trans­ Old Kaiser Bill has got a pill to A swallow pretty soon, actions of all kinds. As matters are Few medicines have met with more now the poor people and the middle Which “Me unt Gott” must both ad­ favor or accomplished more good h mit. is big as any moon. classes are showing the greatest pa ti an Chamberlain's Colic and Diar- triotlsm In responding to the calls of He’s got to take a double dose of rhoca Remedy. John F. Jatzen, Dcl- moral “ Tanalac," the government, while the rich eith­ nteny, Sask., says of it, .‘‘I have used er profiteer or pay less than their But all the other things he took, lies' Chamberlain’s Ur lie and Diarrhoea got to give them back. share. Equitable taxation would Remedy myself and in my family, and raise more money and place the Except the lives of Innocence, the can recommend it as being an excep­ little babes he slew. burden with equal justice.—Tele­ tionally fine preparation.” Fvi sale Whose graves are bathed with moth­ phone Register. by Lamar's Drug Store.— Td. Adv. er's tears or wet with heaven's dew Next November's ballot will be Ah. Kaiser Bill, your cause is nil, where is that God you boast, Notice. more like old times than it has been for many years, all of the initiated While on your throne there ever lurks poor, ravished Belgium's One hundred and thirty-two acres measures except two having failed. ghost? of land, near Devil’s Lake, for sale at People have been too busy with oth­ er matters to be Interested in law­ You're but a coward, Kaiser Bill, $tboo per acre, between 20 and 30 you've got to beg or stand. acres good bottom land, balance making. and besides the unanimity with which proposed laws have be« n Old Uncle Sam has called your bluff, slightly rolling. Small brush in creek | you'll have to show your hand. bottom, easy cleared. No improve­ voted down during recent years indi- cates that now that the novelty has Your murdering luster after blood ments to speak of.—Address R. E. and gold and fame and powar. 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