TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JULY 4,
1918
the trouble to learn how to prepare
GOOD REASON, TOO!
it until we were forced to.—Hillsboro HAVE MANY QUAINT BELIEFS
Independent.
If the Nt^artisan League is kept
It happened at a Rod Crosa tea held
Alaskan Natives Probably as SupersU-
out of Ores it will be due to the
at a country club. The fussy old gen­
tlous as Any Raes on the
Work
or
fight,
is
the
mandate.
The
fact that tfienace of the doctrine
tleman of the white vest tapped the
Face of the Earth.
makes this emphatic,
was sensed'ly so the people of the government
tweed-clad youngster on the shoulder.
state were re on guard. An elert and it applies to „every man within
“My boy,” he said, “why are you not
In
Alaska
the
natives
have
all
kinds
press stooifitinel and fired a warn­ the draft age. Where idlers and loaf­ of superstitious beliefs. They believe in the army I”
ers
continue
to
lead
lives
of
useless
­
ing shot eV time the league forces
The boy smiled. “To be frank with
that everything has a spirit, and that
were discoid trying to sneak in.— ness despite war needs for man pow­ these spirits must be respected or else you. sir,” be said, "I don't like it
er
much
can
be
done
to
change
their
Oregon Vd
bad luck will come to them. For In­ There's ail this business of sleeping
Deposit These Paychecks
view of living. A complaint may be stance, they must not throw away any In the mud, and uncooked food, and
XT’OU will find thia the more businesslike—as well
The idlo'l is doomed, according made to the sheriff or peace officer old clothing, nor burn It. for that would rain all the time—dashed uncomfort­
1 as thrifty ways—than cashitig them each pay
to the Netersey division, woman’s charging vagrancy, and if the party be the same as destroying a part of able, you know.”
day.
A Savings Account at the First National
idling
is
found
able
to
perform
work
comrnitteepuncil of National De­
“Uncomfortable!” The white rest­
themselves. They must make a bundle
Bank will encourage you to SAVE--and at the same
fense, a cilar from which says: he must work, go to jail or figrt for of the old clothes and put It on the eront heaved indignantly. “Are you not
time bring you good interest on your money.
"As longs nurses, teachers and his country. Every loafer put to work branches of a large spruce tree out­ of age, in good health or physically
We. invite the accounts of employes
stenograph arc in demand and releases a man who may help on the side the village. All fish bones are fit!"
as well as employers.
“Yes—sound as a drum. Just twen­
woman’s fk can release a man for farm. Farmers need hands. Soldiers carefully put away In a basket to be
The young
military s«ice, a girl who does not must have food. Farmers cannot pro­ taken out to the middle of a river, ty-two. no dependents.”
DIRECTORS:
prepare ffusefu! work should feel duce food unless they have help. The stream or lake and there thrown over­ man was still cheerful. The Inevita­
A. W. Bunn. Farmer.
P. Helsel, Farmer.
the shamff shirking. Her power loafer is aiding the enemy whether board. This Is done so that every ble group gathered about them.
C. J. Edwards. Mgr. C. Power Co. J. C. Holden, Vice Pres.
"Disgusting! Have you no patriot­
as weil aier brother’s is needed to he means to or not. The man so single bone, after It Is put back Into
B. C. Lamb. Building Materials. John Morgan. Farmer.
What is
W. J. Riechers. Cashier.
win the w”—Umpqua Valley News. dead of spirit as not to realize his the water, will turn into a fish, and ism—no love of country!
patriotic obligations must be forced this Is sure to keep up the supply.
your reason for not being In the army!
When a child Is born the father Confess, coward !”
Since tlWest has been leading in to see it, and this is no time to mince
"I can't be,” said the cheerful youth.
per capitlontributions to war sav­ matters with soft talk. He must work has to put away all tools that are
Eighteen hours’
ings stall, liberty bonds and war or do one of the other two things.— made of Iron or steel and Is not al­ "I'm In the navy.
lowed to use them for 20 days. Dur­ leave and special permission to wear
activities,tere is less appearing in Sheridan Sun.
----- o-■ - ■
ing that time he Is not allowed to go •clvies.’ "
the easts papers to the effect that
Suspended publication of the Illi- outside to do any work or any hunt­
the Wesloes not seem to b e half
_______ ing. Should he do any of these things
Caros for It
awake tde fact that the nation is at nois Staats Zeitung and its affiliated
"And do you care for tha-theater.
war. Tht have been more flags and evening edition, at Chicago, is signi­ It would surely cause the death of the
more spehes per capita in New ficant of the passing of the German baby. When a child dies It Is not Mrs. Murphy!"
"Sure, I do not My husband does
York, biwe have a clearly defined language press of the United States. buried, but Is wrapped In a bundle and
placed at the foot of a spruce sapling.
idea thalhey do not aid so effectiv­ Waning circulation is nearly as ef­ If the tree dies within a year the that”
“Does what!”
ely in tl winning of the war as the fective as force of law would be, and spirit of the child dies also.
“Cares for the theater! He's the
dwindling circulation is indicative ot
VVesterrtlan.—Itemizer.
When a grown person die» the body Janitor 1"
the resolution of large number of
— o
Is kept at least three days tn the room
MAKE YOUR DECLARATION
Rccen:rimes lead many thoughtful Americans of German birth to quit In which It has died. When the time
RIGHT IN IT.
citizens) cogitate upon the advisa­ the 50-50 business and make their for burial comes the body Is buried on
of independence to-day from the
bility oleturn of capital punishment. Americanism a full too per cent. Our a hillside or a high bank facing the
difficulties
with
pro-German
influ
­
worry
of loss and damage which may
Hanginiwouud be mild retribution
river. There Is the village of departed
for son crimes, we are inclined to ences have not sprung from the 50-50 spirits on the side facing the river and
come
to
any man through fire, by tak­
believe at a vision of the hangman's element, for that class had enough of on the other side the spirits of the
ing
out
a
policy through our office.
the
leaven
of
Americanism
to
convert
noose ight have a salutary effect
dogs who have died and who belong to
upon li (?) imprisonment. It might them into thorough-going loyal citi­ the people whose spirits are there.
We can give you the lowest rates ob­
not beecessary to invoke hanging zens when the war put them to the The spirit of an old woman takes care
tainable, and a liberal form of policy,
very ofn, but the fact that hanging test. Our troubles have been in hand­ of these dogs.—Southern Workman.
and you will feci safer than you have
was a irt of the penal code might ling an element that was too per cent
save tl lives of some desirable citi­ German and which, when assayed,
Politeness Is Too Neglected.
ever felt before. Give us a call.
did
not
return
even
a
trace
of
Amer
­
zens wile life imprisonment saves
Courtesy !
Prof. William Lyon
icanism.
There
are
not
enough
of
the
only tl lives of those who become a
Phelps of Yale university Is right In
latter class to keep the German lan- saying that the young men of today
burdempon us.—Sentinel.
guage papers going and there will be possess even a greater power of endur­
Pronters of fake war charities are further suspensions from time to time ance than their fathers. The war has
to be at out of business if a bill in­ as their publishers realize that fact demonstrated that the luxuries of mod­
troduce by Senator John W. Weeks, and grow weary of losing money.— ern life have not produced a degenerate
race. Our own heroes of 1776 were no
of Maachusetts is enacted into law. Spokesman Review.
more hardy than the young men In
He weld have a War Charity Board
Phone Us.
Call on Us.
Write Us
khaki today after six months of train­
of the army officers appointed by
Fine Patriotism.
ing. The endurance of the modern sol­
the soretary of war, whose duty it
NATIONAL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK, ORE.
dier Is not alone s matter of physlqne
wouldbe to investigate into the ad-
What is service? It is embodied in
or
physical
strength
but
of
moral
minisUtion and purpose of charities the conduct of the banker in a rural
“Virginia Is consistent in every­
propong to solicit for war purposes. Missouri town, who wrote the follow­ stamina as well. What we need to
The Kasure makes it unlawful to ing letter to the University of Mis­ cultivate Is not simply a sturdy man­ thing, isn’t she!”
hood through military discipline, but
“What now!”
maketny appeal to the public for souri College of Agriculture.
Send it to us.
also to give our boys and girls train­
“Why, her new mermaid gown Is
funds or such purposes unless a per­
“One of our boys from this bank is ing In courtesy. Military training to be made of watered silk.”
mit t< do so has been first obtained in the army and another retired. My­ teaches obedience, a quality that our
Name
__________________ Addreaa__________________
from he war Charities Board.—News self and stenographer (a lady) and youth sorely need to acquire, but we
Why Not!
Repoier.
one boy are running this bank. 1 am need to instill Into the minds of our
Twos In her darkest hours,
------o -
74 years old, chairman of the Liberty children In the public schools lessons
When the maid wait In despair.
Thcpricc of Chicago Sunday papers Loan Association, chairman of the of politeness and respect for the
Her lover sent her flowers.
has ben advanced to ten cents. With county council of defense, treasurer rights of others.
And the flowers scent the air.
——————
r”
increaed costs of production all along of the Red Cross and general facto-
No other nation has neglected po­
In a Liberal Mood.
the lie, the papers everywhere arc turn around here and everybody’s Uteness as we have llone.—Leslie's.
“The Judge was very nice.”
compiled to face the problem of re- friend—especially Uncle Sam’s.'
“Yes!”
ducin, expenses or advancing their
Folks who have been content with
Cement From 8ugar-Beet Waste.
"Gave me a divorce, permission to
own prices, or trying a combination the assumption that they have rend­
A result of experiments in French
of thsc plans. Many papers are find­ ered their share of service to the state factories is the production of an ex­ marry again, and Intimated that if I
ing itdifficult to make ends meet and and nation can obtain a suggestion cellent cement as a by-product of beet didn’t do better than I did the first
this dfficulty will increase when the from this letter. This man is not con­ sugar refining. The first step In the time he’d grant me another divorce.”
new pistai rates go into effect in July. tent with "doing his bit.” It is such production of sugar from beets Is boil­
Different
Among publishers there is a natural spirit which will win the war. The ing them. It has heretofore been cus­
Father—What was that racket last
reluctance to increase subscription service which an individual can rend­ tomary to throw away as valueless the
and orculation prices, but many will er in this conflict is limited only by scum formed on the caldrons. But It night when you came home!
Son—My coat fell down the stairs.
have o do so in order to avoid actual what is due—and that is his utmost. has now been discovered that this
Father—A coat wouldn’t make all
lossef.—Observer.
THE BEST STOCK OF HARDWARE IN
scum contains large quantities of car­
'
o------
bonate of lime. It Is estimated that that noise.
The
Price
oi
Publicity.
THE COUNTY.
Son—Well, I was In the coat.
One of the most helpful assurances
4,000 tons of the carbonates can be
this «ountry has received in many
recovered
from
70,000
tons
of
beets.
See
Us
for
Prices
Before Ordering Elsewhere.
The government's information bu-
Absent Minded.
months comes in a dispatch from San
To this quantity of the carbonate 1,100
reau
admits
that
its
best
and
greatest
Diego that a commission from Mexico
Grocer—That long-haired man who
tons of clay is added, the resultant
on a visit to that city came pledging publicity comes through the newspap­ product being a good cement, The Just went out must be a music crank.
ers
and
the
moving
pictures.
Without
Customer—Why do you think so!
a deep friendship and vowing to work
beet scum Is pumped Into large reser-
Grocer—He Insisted that I only give
for joint agricultural and industrial their patriotic and friendly coopera­ voirs and allowed to evaporate for a
development of both countries. The tion the loan drives and recruiting certain length of time before being him four beets In the measure.
president of Carranza’s cabinet was service would be practically helpless. mixed with the clay. It is then stirred
His Choice.
at the head of the commission, The Yet, when it comes to taxation, leg­ or beaten for an hour before being fed
islation, regulation and other little Into rotary ovens such as is used in
"So you threw up your position be­
visitors stated that they had dropped
cause it was hard. Don't you know
the rifle for the plow, and were pre­ matters of that sort the department is making Portland cement
that no position Is easy!"
paring for the development of their apt to put on its hobnailed boots in­
“Yes, father; that’s why I prefer no
Not In His Lins.
nation along lines never before at­ order to effectively jump on the poor
tempted. It is their purpose to make papers and movies.
An auto load of Dunknrds came into position."
The bureau is pointing with pride Winchester one day last week, and It
milions of acres of idle land available
to
the fact that it is now getting rev­ was noticeable that the motor of their
Direct
for development under systematic
Jack—I cannot love my neighbor as
government
direction.—Telephone enue from the papers and pictures by machine was "knocking.” They stopped
charging for certain features of ser­ In front of the undertaking establish­ myself.
Register.
vice that the press and the theatre ment of O. O. Fraze, which is next
Bess—But you can surely respect
The betterment on the highway might really care to use and at the door to the Hecker A Doyel garage. him a lot more If he’s half way de­
over Butler hill became in real ear­ same time the department is wasting One of the men left the machine and cent
nest this week, when the rock crusher hundreds of thousands of dollars and went Into the undertaker's office, think­
BUSINESS.
began operations on Mill creek to tons upon tons of paper in duplicating ing It was the office of the garage.
"I would like for you to look at my
furnish material for surfacing the bulletins and documents that are so
grade, which has been materially re­ completely thrown away as if they motor and see what's wrong with It,"
duced a distance of more th in a mile. were buried in the wreck of the Lusi­ said the man.
"It Isn’t dead. Is It J” queried the
When this improvement is completed tania.
The bureau concedes that in four undertaker.
it will provide a shorter load to con­
10c a pouch— and worth it
“No, it is still running,” said the
nect with what is known as the Till­ months the newspapers gave it ad­
amook road, the distance being cut vertising space that was worth $1,- Dunkard, whereupon the undertaker
by nearly ten miles. At a point near 250,000, yet in the same time the de­ replied: "If it isn't dead we can't do
Gruuelylatli to much longer it coat»
no more to chctv than ordinary ptuff
the Fern school house the road will partment undoubtedly wasted that anything for it. This is an undertak­
be changed, and instead of running much in doubling up on its own er's shop.” The man was then directed
over the hill there it will follow the methods of publicity in the iorm of to the nearby garage.—Indianapolis
P* D. Crave)/ Tobacco Company
foot of it, thus eliminating the grade bulletins and pamphlets that are nev­ News.
Danville, Virginia
er
carefully
scanned
by
any
other
besides making a cut-off that will be
Character Came First.
appreciated by those traveling that eye than that of the proofreader.
The newspapers would never com­
If you are to become capable and
highway. Judge Kirpatrick is author­
ity for the statement that the Butler plain if the money represented by the efficient, desire, will, attention, con­
hill improvement will be completed advertising space they freely give the centration, purpose, discipline, reflec­
in a month.—Polk County Observer. government were really saved, but tion. analysis and research are each
when they behold some department an exercise to be diligently applied.
It now appears that evil effects of underling blithely pouring it in a Wordsworth once resolved to make an
•
Th •
A
the use of substitutes for wheat flour knothole they wonder if it is worth excursion to the mountains, and. In
spite
of
protests,
carried
out
his
Inten
­
while.
are largely the result of ignorance,
If the administration wishes it the tion in the face of a violent storm.
for we have all used white flour so
—gives easy starting, quick
He gave as his reason that "the aban­
long that little attention has been information bureau and the newspa­
doning of a plan to avoid a slight dis­
"Harper says that every husband
and smooth acceleration,
paid to the preparation oi other pers could get together in conference comfort Is dangerous to your charac­ should wash the dishes for his wife.”
power and mileage, in Red
”
grains. Early advice to mix the sub­ and in a single day reach an under­
“And who is Harper!"
ter."
standing
that
would
make
unneces
­
Crown
caso
line.
I
1
stitute flours was a mistake, for the
"He Is In the china business.”
different grains require varying peri­ sary the expenditure of many thou­
OIL COMPANY
U m
Mexico Expects Big Cotton Crep.
iltiornia)
1
V
ods of *11 ng an«l Hie result has been sands of dollars for printing and pub­
A
bumper
crop
of
cotton
1»
expected
The
Test
Kiss.
that while one portion was cooked licity that is now being worse than this next year In Mexico. Indications
At
first
she
kissed
him
just
for
love
sufficiently the other was not, and the wasted. There is a duplication and are that the cotton crop of the Laguna
As deep as a man may think.
But now rhe kisses him at eve
underdone portion has caused the crossing of paths and wires that district of the states of Coahuila and
To
ere It he’s had a drink.
trouble. We live to elarn, and with should be avoided at all hazards.
Durango will be three times as great
the experimenting that has taken
as for the past year, when It amounted
Pleasing Hubby.
For sale, a dairy ranch of 90 acres, to more than half a million bales of a
place the war will have one good ef­
Butcher—What cut, madam!
at
right
price,
with
22
cows,
team
and
fect in adding to our daily diet much
total value of ten million dollars. None
She—One from the lower part of
palatable and nourishing food which a large quantity of farm tools. Three of it was exported, but It was all con­
has been neglected because we have miles east of Tillamook, Apply to sumed In the factories of the republic. the animal, please. Hubby says most
||H. C. BOONE, Special Agent, Standard Oil Co.,’Tillamook, Or.;
of your cuts are too high.—Judge.
followed old customs and did not take George Tinnerstet, Tillamook, Ore. *
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“ The Insurance Man.”
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