TILLAMOOK' HEADLÏÙHT, JANUAR! 24.F 1 GOT TOO MUCH NURSING. PRISONERS IN CAGES. CURED HIS SWEET TOOTH. of th. Peril« With Which an Air­ man Has to Contend. Then th* Wounded Man Rebelled and Had lorn« Comfort. Curious Form of Punishment of tha Daya of Long Ago. It Was a Lasting Lesson and Killed Hie Taste For Sugar. Captain B. C. Hucks, the famous air man, during a lecture on three years' flying progress at the Royal Society of Arts de.- :!bed a thrilling adventure iu a dense cloud. He was explaining thy need for some instrument which will Show an all man up In the clouds that he Is flying on a level keel. “I set out on a very cloudy, windy day to do a test climb to 10.000 feet on a late type two seater. On reaching 1,200 feet we got into a dense rain cloud, but carried on to beyond 0.000 feet, still in the cloud, when the com­ pass apparently began to swing (really it is the machine that tiegin» swinging, not the compass), and efforts to check the compass had the effect of causing it to swing more violently in the other direction. “The air speed then rushed up far lie- yond normal flying speed. All efforts to pull her up checked her only slight ly. Then the rudder was tried; back weut the air speed to zero. There was an unusual, uncanny feeling of being detached from the machine, and I knew her to lie literally tumbling about in the clouds. All efforts to settle down ■gain to a straight flight seemed to l>e unavailing until we emerged from the cloud very nearly upside down. As­ suming control again was then an easy matter."—London Mail. Ther» was no Bed Cross In the old days, and women nurses were not ad mitted to the field hospitals, but wo­ men were frequent visitors to the sta­ tionary army hospitals In the cities, bringing food delicacies and always anxious to assist in relieving the suf ferings of their sick or wounded heroes. James Morris Morgan in bis reminis­ cences of the “Lost Cause" relates a story incident to bis visit to a Rich­ mond war hospital to see bls friend, Captalu F. W. Dawson, who was very seriously wounded. The day was hot, and be found bls friend lying on a cot near the open front door so week that be could not speak above a whisper The poor fellow whispered in his ear. “Jimmie, for mercy's sake make them move my cot to the back of the build­ ing." Morgan assured him that he had been placed in the choicest place In the hos­ pital, so that he could get any little air that might lie stirring, but be still in­ sisted that be wanted to tie moved, giv­ ing as a reason that every lady who en- tered the place washed bis face and fed him with meat Jelly. The result was that bis face felt sore and he was stuffed so full of Jelly that he was most uncomfortable. As be was so weak that he could not defend himself, the women would not listen to bls protests. At Morris' request the head surgeon pinned a notice on Dawson's sheet to this effect: “This man must be washed and fed only by the regular nurses.” We du not nowadays exhibit esged offenders to the gaze of a curloua pub­ lic, but such a form of punishment was at one time more or less common. When the three great Anabaptist lead­ ers were executed iu Prussia, in 1**36, thev were exposed to the public gaze In Iron cages hung on the walls of the church of St. Lambert, lu Munster am- Stein. Catherine II. of Russia had her wig­ dresser confined to a cage because the bigwigs at court complained that the tonsorial gentleman hid big ears, and Edward I. of England caused the Coun­ tess of Buchan and the stater of Robert Bruce to be locked up in two large Iron cages, which were hung on to the tur­ ret of the castle of Berwick, In 1306. Alexander the Great had Callsthenes, the Greek philosopher, kept for seven months in an Iron cage because the lat­ ter denied Alexander s divine right to rule, and for eleven long years the French Cardinal Balue had a unique opportunity of studying at first hand wiiat it Lals like to be a captive canary, for Louis XI. ordered him to be impris­ oned In an iron cage at Lociies. on the River Indro, for Just that period. And coming down to more recent times, there was the huge iron cage, mounted on wheels, which the Boers had constructed for the late Cecil Rhodes during the South African war, but which Lord French robbed of Its intended occupant by turning up so suddenly at Kimberley.—London An­ swers. Once there was ■ little boy who stole sugar. So strong was his craving for sugar that half his mother's tlm,. W(t(| taken up watching the sugar bowl One morning, however, she filled the big tumbler full of sugar and gave It to the little toy and told him to eat it all The boy took a spoon aud started In He ate about a third of it before he got enough. His mother instated that be eat some more—it was all his to eat and she'd box his ears If he didn’t eat it. She did box his ears, aud he ate a little more, but presently he slipped the tumbler under his chair and slipped out to play. When be came back, though, the tum­ bler wan there waiting for him. fitt ate a little, but It wasn't good. He said It was “too sweet.” Every day for a month that tumbler was by his plate at the table, on a chair by his bedside, in the closet with his playthings—ev­ erywhere he found that tumbler. The flies swarmed about it, and the anta came, but still it was “too sweet." That tumbler never was finished up. Tlie boy is an old man now and takes his cofi'ee straight. Gooseberry pie is the only kind he likes. All other kinds are "too sweet.”—Kansas City Star. FIGHTING THE CLOUDS. D m Billy ' res poet* Ing wo CUHB 1« plane Registi The Boldieri r cri til W igant both - liver’ j Evett I impr •: mail' f came the , oner, of therh| mui *> horn I ! ENEMIES AS AN ASSET. Pierce run tl Cover hÿo it. or o; object SUPIU Olig'S maim the p capes atte til oom ii it 1H or in niak' antic later tain for gon Tan Without Them Nobody Ever Aooom- pllahaa Anything. No man can accomi>llsh any great thiug without making enemies. It is said a man may lie "known by the ene­ mies he makes.” Observe the kind of enemies one makes and their reasons for enmity. The man who makes no enemies Is comparatively worthless. The Bible says, "Woe unto you when all men shall speak well of you.” It 1» not necessary to court enemies, but if you encounter hostility in the course of piursulng your way honestly and with your best judgment do not allow it to disturb you. He who lias no enemies Is not likely to have real friends. If you would measure a man's worth, observe his enemies. Of what character are they? What are their reasons for being at enmity? While the wise man should be undaunted by bls enemy, neither should he be un­ mindful of him Reconcile your enemy, if possible, but never fawn on him or cringe to him. in the hope of making him a friend. Tills will win his con- tempt. It Is wise to look out for the enemy who jxises as a friend, He will etab you in the back If lie can or strike Ln the dark. Milwaukee Journal. A Featherbed Beauty. The quezal of Guatemala Is consider­ ed the most beautiful bird In tlie world Its plumage vies with the rainbow and shines with a metallic luster. Until within the last few years It was un­ known to science, mainly owing to the fact that it is a hermit among the feath­ ered creatures, delighting In the silence of high altitudes. It dwells on moun­ tain heights above 7,000 feet In eleva­ tion. The quezal was the royal bird of the Aztecs, and Its pinnies were used to decorate the headdresses and cloaks of the kings of thnt laud. Its breast Is a brilliant scarlet, while its green tall attains a length of three feet. It Is about the elze of the common pigeon. It nests In holes In rotten trees, which It enlarges with its bill, so as to make a roomy and comfortable residence. The young are hatched totally devoid «if feathers. Impromptu Replies. Macready, who threw himself Into Ills acting lieart and soul, used to tell funny stories about the effect of Ills easy, colloquial manner upon tlie play- era collected for lit» company in small provincial town». Once in the play of "William Tell" lie turned to one of these stupid rustic» and put tlie ques­ tion, "Do you shoot?" so naturally that tlie man was quite thrown off bis guard aud, to Ills horror, replied. "A little, sir, but I've never had to go with one of them crossbows.” Another time, In “Vlrglnlus," he asked, "l>o you wait for mu to lead Virginia In, or will you do so?" only to lie greeted unexpect­ edly by tho actor who played icillus with, "Why. really, sir, 1 don’t care just ■» you do It In London." Doubtful Now. Jones Our «-ourtshlp begun In n moat A imantlc « ay. My wife saved me from i w The Oregon Farmer Offers Unusual Opportunity to Its Readers MONG our large circle of readers there are a great many who are in­ terested directly or indirectly in fruit growing, dairying and other branches of farming. All of these naturally wish to keep in close touch with ag­ ricultural activities throughout the state; and to know about any fight which is being waged for the measures Oregon farmers want and against all sorts of schemes that are detrimental to the people and agricultural interests of this state. A We have, therefore, made a special clubbing arrangement with THE OREGON FAR­ MER whereby any farmer or fruitgrower, who is one of our regular subscribers and who is not now a subscriber to THE OREGON FARMER, will be entitled to receive THE OREGON FARMER in combination with this paper at the same rate as for this paper alone. This offer applies to all those who renew or extend their subscriptions as well as to all new subscribers. If you are interested di­ rectly or indirectly in Oregon agriculture, do not miss this unusual or portunity, but send your order in now. DAYLIGHT AT MIDNIGHT, And Also Bassball Gama» snd 8hootlng Matches In Alaska- Two events of annual occurrence In Alaska are the shoot of the various territorial gun clubs at Seward and the midnight baseball game at Fairbanks. Jane 22 being the longest day In the year, there is no hour of the entire twenty-four when a newspaper cannot be easily read out of doors, and In con­ sequence dealers in artificial light and lighting supplies have no business but to dream of the coming winter months, when people light lamps at 2 o’clock in the afternoon and keep them going In the forenoon until 10 o’clock or later. Eight o’clock hi the evening is the hour at which the ball games usually begin, but so far as adequate light Is concerned 12 o’clock midnight would do equally as well. The Seward 12 o'clock midnight shoot­ ing tournament Is invariably attended by all sportsmen from the United States who chance to lie visiting near there at the time, and the participation of such gentlemen la frequently a source of chagrin to themselves and of amuse­ ment to the initiated, as the shooting records of eveu the crack shots take a sad slump at these events. This Is due to the peculiar light, with which visi­ tors are naturally not fnuilllar. As Alaskan sportsmen do much of their summer shooting after 6 o'clock tn the evening and are used to these condi­ tions, there Is little variation In their marksmanship whatever the hour.— New York World. THE OREGON FARMER is the one farm paper which is devoting itself exclusively to the farming activities ai d interests of Oregon. It has a big organization gath- ering the news of importance to farmers, dairymen, fruitgrowers, sti ck raisers and poultrymen; and it has the backbone to at­ tack wrongful methods and combinations and bad legislation, and support honest leaders and beneficial measures. We are confident that our readers will congratulate us on our being able to make this splendid and at­ tractive clubbing offer. TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, 1 yr $1 50 OREGON FARMER, 3 years - $3.00 $4.50 By Our Clubbing arrangement, both for............................ • $1.50 Why Metals Rust. Gold does not tarnish like other metal because It is not acted upon by oxygen or water. It is the moisture In the at­ mosphere which causes other metal« to tarntah owing to their oxidation. Water contains a large proportion of oxygen. It Is the oxygen in the moist air com­ bining with the surface of the metals that covers them with tarnish. Plati­ num, like gold, resists the Influence of oxygen and moisture and when pure neither rusts nor tarnishes. Aluminum also doe» not rust, neither hot nor cold water having any action upon It. Sil­ ver tarnishes on exposure to the air, tlie agent producing this effect being the sulphur. Iron is the metal which tarnishes and rusts moat easily. Its oxi­ dization proceeding until the metal is completely eaten or burnt away with the rust. Various Parrots. Not So Smart. Mr. Flatbush It's the sameold story. Mr». Flatbush What's wrong now? ”1 painted the front gate mid tiling a ntgii on It, ‘Fresh Paint.' " “Well?" "Tlie first man who ch me along put his hand on It to wee It the paint wni really fresh.” “Don't bo so smart." "Why?" "Thm wasn’t a man that put his hand on tlie paint to see If It was fresh: that »a» me'' Yonkers Statesman. Makes Clubbing Arrangement With There are 350 species of parrots, chiefly confined to the warm parts of America, Asia, Africa and Australia. There Is none in Europe and none in Asia west of tile Indies, and, while nu­ merous in the Malay archipelago, they are wautlug in China, Cochin China and the Philippine Islands, The only species native to the United States I n the Carolina parrot. The gray parrot of western Africa Is credited with baling a greater power of Imitating the human voice thau any bird of the species. It lias long been a favorite and is the subject of many sto­ rk«» of greater or less credibility. Hi« Fri«nd« Fairly Congratulated Cro­ zier Into the Army. Congratulations made General Wil­ liam Crozier a soldier. He was a boy at the time in Kansas, whither his family had moved from Ohio, and hoped to be a lawyer. David P. Lowe was the member of congress from bls district. Lowe, meet­ ing Judge Robert Crozier In the street, said: "I have decided to appoint your son, William, to the Military academy at West Point.” The judge, having gone home for din­ ner, told tlie news. "But I don't want to be a soldier," William protested. Word of Congressman Lowe’s lnten tlon having spread through the town, all of the inhabitants, including the maidens, hastened to Inform William how pleased they were over his good fortune. Old men said they knew that he would be a credit to the community. Physicians, lawyers and ministers praised his manly bearing and studious habits. And so William Crozier, listening in silence, which was interpreted as mod­ esty, gradually passed from reluctance to eagerness and entered West Point with a high pitch of enthusiasm. General Crozier is a chemist, engi­ neer, metallurgist and manufacturer, and the disappearing gun carriage he Invented is used in the fortifications that guard the coasts of the two oceans.—Boston Globe. Ye Bad Boyes In Churoh. In Salem iu 167(1 it was ordered by the town that “all ye boyes of ye towne are appointed to silt upon three palre of stairs in ye meeting house, and William Lord Is appointed to look aft­ er ye boyes upon ye pulpit stairs.” In Stratford tlie tithing man was ordered to "watch over youths of disorderly carriage and see they behave them­ selves comelle and use such raps aud blows as Is lu Ills discretion meet” In Durham any misbehaving boy was pun­ ished publicly after the service was over. We would nowadays scarcely seat twenty or thirty active boys to­ gether In church if we wished them to be models of attention and dignified behavior, but after the boys' seats were removed from the pulpit stairs they were all turned in together lu a "boys' pew" In the gallery. I Red Crown’s con- tinuous chain of boiling points in­ sures maximum power and mileage. Standard Oil Company (California) STAR GARAGE TILLAMOOK GARAGE A Lesson John Ruskin Learned In Hi« Early Childhood. Iu the matter of discipline John Rus­ kin’s mother was a Spencerian before Spencer. “Let your penalties.” says that austere philosopher, "be like the penalties inflicted by inanimate nature. Inevitable. The hot cinder burns a child the first time he seizes it. It burns him the second time. It burns him every time, and he very soon learns not to touch the hot cinder.” That was Mrs. Ruskin’s method. Toll­ lustrate her way of teaching lessons. Ruskin used to tell the following Inci­ dent of his early childhood, which big. mother was fond of relating. "One evening, when I was yet In my nurse’s arms. I wanted to touch the- tea urn, which was boiling merrily, It was an early taste for bronzes. 1 sup­ pose, but I was resolute about it. My mother hade me keep my fingers back. I Insisted on putting them forward. My nurse would have taken me away iron*, the urn, but my mother said: " ‘Let him touch It. nurse.’ "So 1 touched it. and that was my first lesson tn the meaning of the word ’liberty.’ It was the first piece of lib­ erty I got, and the last that for some time I asked for."—Youth’s Companion. Training Raw Recruits. An army officer, speaking of the ne­ cessity for the rigid training of re- emits, said: “Don’t delude yourselves with tba idea that a man won’t be frightened under fire, because he will be. He’ll be badly frightened If he Is a normal hu­ man being. "Now, If a man can be made to bring his rifle up to his shoulder In battle and fire it is conceded by military au­ thorities that a soldier has been made out of him. "But if you succeed In teaching met* not only to bring the weapon to their shoulders, but to take a proper sight- lf hard training accomplishes this tri­ umph over their natural fears then you have troops that are unbeatable.”—Sat unlay Evening Post. Helgoland. Centuries ago Helgoland, In ths- North sea, was at least five times its present size, and a place of no little Importance. Like so many islands, ft had a peculiar attraction for the peo­ ples of the surrounding mainlands They stood in awe of it. and mythology early claimed It for its own. Here the Forseti. the god of Justice, had a tem­ ple. as bad also, according to another tradition, the goddess Hetha. a special object of veneration among the Angles of the mainland. Later on it was the realm of the pagan king. Radbod. and it was hither that St. Willibrod came, Napoleon and St. Raphael. Two events of great historic Interest in the seventh century, preaching. have written tlie name of St. Raphael, Christianity. a little sea bathing and winter resort Fireproof Writing. in France, large in Napoleonic annals. Documents written on paper mad* It was here that the future emperor landed on his return from his Egyptian from asbestos filler, with inks prepared campaign in 1791). and it was from from the nitrates of iron and olalt. here, just fifteen years later, after have withstood a red heat for two causing every throne in Europe to tot­ hours without l>eing damaged in »uy ter and after redrawing the map of the way. No damage resulted until the in­ whole continent to suit his imperial tensity of the heat was exposed bi H- will, that he embarked for his brief for ten hours. It Is expected thnt fur­ ther experimentation and studj wlB period of exile on tlie Island of Elba. result in the perfection of a paper hho ink practically Indestructible by tire I Where He Slept. Bazaars of Oats. The modern Gaea is in almost every particular an Egyptian rather tliau a Syrian town. It is full of rich vegeta tlou, and Its many glistening minarets show up bravely against the dull green of Innumerable olive trees. Gaza Is still, hs of old and always, a place of trade, of camels and caravans, and Its bazaars are forever loud with traffic and fliied with mereliandi.se. CHANGED HIS CAREER, PENALTY OF LIBERTY, W. A. CHURCH* Room No. 2 Commercial Bldg., Tillamook. Nothing But Insurance drowning She's a niHgidtlcent swim Moving Pictures. tner. Smith I notice yon don't go out “I helped with moving pictures twen­ very fur now Jones No; 1 don't know ty years ago.” If she would save me again.—Pitts­ | “Why, moving pictures weren’t In Fine—Life—Live atock--Automobile Fire and burgh Press I existence then." Theft Surety Bonds—Plate Glass—Auto Lia­ ’ "Ye», but moving pictures was at bility— Accident. Poultry Note. that time. 1 was a drayman.’‘—Buffalo "Rhe made u goes«* of herself." Express “flow?" Trying to act like a chicken." Boo- Heard on the Highway. ton Transcript “Don't worry over what you think is Chamberlain's Tablets. tan any permanent relief, have been ■-cornin' to you." rays a Georgia plillos- ■ — o----- completely cured by the use of these opher, "but rise up and meet It on the Metal« and H«at. Chamberlain’s Tablets are intended tablets. Chamberlain’s Tablets are In the reflection «if heat brass stands road, and. If It's trouble, meet It fair especially for stomach trouble, bil­ also of great value for biliousness. flrat mid silver, tin. steel and lead In and square or whistle a dance tune and iousness and constipation, and have Chronic constipation may be perman­ forget It."—Atlanta Constitution. the older named. met with much success in the treat­ ently cured by taking Chamberlain’s ment of those diseases. People who Happlnaaa lies, first of all. In health. have suffered for years with stomach One cannot always bo n hero, but one | —Georee William Cnrtta. can always l>e a man.—Goethe. trouble and have been unable to ob- • "Mamma." said small Henry, "I don’t believe Solomon was half so rich a» I they say he w as.” I "Why not?" queried hta mother. "Because.” replied the youthful stu­ dent. “It says here 'and he slept with ■ hta fathers.’ If he had been very rich i I guess he would have had a lied of hta own."—Chicago News. Odious Comparison. The Word "Slave.” The word "slave" is a word of bril­ liant historical antecedents. Its orig­ inal, the Russian "slava." means glori­ ous and is the title of that race w hie I Includes the Russian people. But when the Germans reduced hosts ‘ the Slavs to servitude their name, frool mallee or accident, ns Gibbon says, '*'1 came synonymous with "servile. 1 1 Drill Sergeant—I say. Smith, have Hew It Happened. you any Idea how slow and stupid you "Why did vou leave your last riser 1 are? Private Smith—I don’t know. asked the boss. Drill Sergeant—Of course you don’t, "I didn't leave it. It left me bet let me tell you that an Egyptian “Rather strange. I should say mummy Is frisky compared with you.— “Not at all. I worked in an amtnu»q London Tit-Bits. tlon factory.”—Indianapolis Star Appearances. Do not judge by appearances. The man who sings bass at church Is not necessarily the boas at home.-Galve»- ton News. Contentment. A Crab. "They say that what we eat m»»e us what we are." •Then old Flubdub must hare lb* upon a steady diet of crab meat all life.”—Louisville Courier-Journal. ( ontentment Is the sweet satisfaction True politeness is perfect ease • Tablets and observing the plain print- of knowing that you have more of this freedom. It simply consists in treat« ed directions with each bottle. For world's goods than you can possibly others Just as you love to be treat use.—Puck. sale by Lamar’s Drug Store. yourself.