TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JANUARY 10,
SWISS AND EXEMPTIONS
jTjjeatial Circular Regarding Mili-
ary Service of Swiss Citizens.
luppears that by treaty between
/ Toiled States and Switzerland in
jL»hcnany subjects of the latter
¿,try became citizens of the United
fji they are exempt from military
jflv.
¿Uo»i»g is u confidential circular
2out by the Swiss Legation;
j>.t experiences which the Swiss
Hpuon has had in the course of
¿Jtiorts to secure exemptions for
citizens from military service
tlke baited States have moved me
¿bring the following matters to the
Mention of “ty fellow countrymen
iuare residing in the United States.
, The exemption of Swiss citizens
ua military service in the United
BliS, in accordance with the terms
Ithc treaty of November 25,1850,
Switzerland and the United
met, has been recognized as a mat
ron itrinciplc by the Government of
, United States. This applies not
L to Swiss who have not declared
(ir intention to become citizens of
c United States (first papers,) but
w to those who have actually de-
ued their intention to become citi-
tsoi the United States.
The Legation has endeavored
d will continue its efforts, to have
(acknowledgment of the principle
txeraption by the United States
ke.the form of a general order to
[military authorities. Up to the
unit time, the Government of the
died States has not issued such
serai instructions, but has merely
tmpted those Swiss whose cases
k been presented by the Legation,
is, therefore, possible for the Lega-
1 to intervene only in behalf of
K Swiss
_ who have addressed
ise
»selves cither directly to it, or
■ough a consulate.
Although a number of these cases
ary considerable, and is increas-
[daily, there is reason to believe,
sever, that a number of Swiss
hens, due to lack of knowledge of
1 legal situation, have obeyed the
ltrs of the aulhohrities of the Unit-
States without protest, and with-
I claiming exemption because they
kved these orders to be unalter-
bi all cases where a Swiss citizen
ibeen called to service in the Unit-
States Army and through ignor-
«of the existing condition has not
fa claim for exemption, it is the
j of the Legation to take inl
ine steps for his release. The Le-
wn has no reason to intervene in
tali of those persons who, being
j aware of their rights and duties
Swiss, have their own free will re-
nded to the call to the colors , or
0propose to do so. Nevertheless,
1 in these cases, the Legation be
lts it to be its duty to draw the at-
tion of such persons to the fact
I they are still liable either to be
tdupon to return to Switzerland
military service or to pay military
Has the law may stipulate.
1 order that no valuable time may
lost pcndi.ig the issuance by the
'ed States Government of the gen
instructions mentioned above,
Legation must seek some means
rhich it can befriend such fellow
trymen, as yet unknown to it,
may have been conscripted
st their will. The present circu-
as, therefore, been addressed by
iwiss Legation to the Consulates,
rious Swiss Societies, and to in-
ual persons, with the request
its contents be given the widest
city possible in Swiss circles. It
W be brought to the attention
ralarly of those Swiss citizens
are already in training camps, or
are expecting a call in the near
t, and who have not yet appcal-
this Legation.
The procedure actually in effect
btaining exemption varies, de-
■i on the fact whether or not
rpplicant has taken out his first
Swiss citizens who have not de-
<1 their intention to become citi-
of the United States;
I When a man is called for phy-
1 examination he must immediate-
him exemption on the ground of
Swiss citizenship, using a special
* which is furnished by the com-
tt Local Board. His Swiss na-
bty must be proved by due and
i«it evidence. Moreover, an af-
’’ is required in which the appli-
’hall state that he has not de-
his intention to become a citi-
the United States.
his claim for exemption be
™ h the local board, the appli-
'^11 take his case to the Dis-
"tard of Appeal. Should the
refused in this instance, the
* ’hall immediately appeal to
J^’ion, and, at the same time,
•’the proofs of his Swiss na-
P'the affidavit and the follow-
2. Swiss citizens who have declar
ed their intention to become citizens
of the United States.
(a) When a man is called for phy
sical examination he must immediat
ely claim exetnpton on the ground of
his Swiss nationality, using a special
blank which is supplied by the compe
tent Local Board. His Swiss national
ity must be proven by due and suffi
cient evidence. If the claim is not al
lowed he shall immediately apply to
the nearest Consulate, sending his
proof of nationality and giving the
data listed under 1 (a). The Consulate
will forward these facts to the Lega
tion.
Immediately upon receipt of the or
der to report for service (red card)
the Legation must be advised again,
if possible by telegraph, given the
date of report, the name of the camp
and the military unit to which assign
ed. In case these latter facts are not
yet known, they are to be reported
as soon as possible.
(b) Swiss citizens who are already
in training camps and whose call to
the colors has not been brought to
the attention of the Legation, shall
immediately address the letter and
transmit the documents and facts Us
ed under I (a).
It is advisable in any event, to in
form the Legation as soon as possible
wherever dfficulties arise out of any
restrictions imposed upon Swiss citi
zens in connection with military ser
vice in the United States, and duly to
report developments.
The Legation expects from all
Swiss who are in camps and who
have claimed exemption a weekly re
port of the progress of their cases,
and, finally, the notice of their dis
charge from further service,
Hans Sulzer,
Minister of Switzerland.
HOW TO KNIT SOCKS.
For the Information of Red Cross
Workers.
Cast on 68 stitches, 20 on one needle
24 on other 2 needles. Rib 4% inches
2 plain and 2 purl. Knit plain 7 inches
(11J4 inches in all.)
Heel:—Knit plain 34 stitches on one
needle. Turn, purl back 34 stitches,
turn, knit plain, repeat these two rows
16 times (17 in all) always slipping
the first stitch without knitting it.
With the inside of the heel toward
you, purl 19 stitches, purl 2 together,
purl 1, Knit 6, slip 1, knit 1, pull slip
ped stitch over, knit 1. Turn, purl 7,
purl 2 together, purl 1. Turn, Knit 8,
slip 1, knit 1, pull slipped stitch over,
knit I.
Continue working in this way until
all the stitches are worked in. Pick up
and knit the 18 stitches on one side of
the heel piece. Knit the 34 stitches
off the front needles on to one needle.
Pick up and knit the 18 stitches on
the other side of the heel piece. Di
vide the heel stitches on the two
needles and knit right around again
to the center heel.
First needle. Knit within three
stitches of front end of side needle,
knit 2 together, knit I.
Front needle, knit plain.
Third needle. Kniti, knit 2 together
knit plain to end of needle.
This reducing is done every other
row until there are 68 stitches on the
needles (34 on front needle and 17 on
each side needle).
To Decrease the Toe
Begin at front needle. Knit I, slip I,
knit 1, pull slipped stitch over, knit
plain to within 3 stitches of end of
needle, knit two together, knit I.
Second needle. Knit I, slip 1, knit I,
pull slip stitch over, knit plain to end
of needle.
Third needle. Knit plain to within 3
stitches of end of needle, knit 2 to
gether, knit 1. Knit 3 plain rounds,
then decrease as before, knit 2 plain
rows, decrease, knit another plain
row, decrease, knit another plain row
decrease. Knit another plain row,
decrease again. Now decrease in each
of the next 3 rows, which leaves you
with 24 stitches on 2 needles, 12 on
each.
Intake for Toe.
Break yarn leaving about 9 inches.
Threat a darning needle. Begin at
front needle, put needle in as if to
knit, pull wool through and take oil
stitch. Put needle in next stitch as if
to purl, pull wool through but leave
stitch on. Go to the back needle, put
needle in first stitch as if to purl, pull
wool through and take off stitch. Put
needle in next stitch as if to knit, pull
wool through but leave stitch on.
Now come to front needle and repeat.
Always take wool under knitting
necdly not over.
N. B.—Each stitch must be gone
through twice. Slip off when knit
ting on front needle. Slip off when
purling on back needle.
In finishing off end of yarn run
yarn once down the toe so as not
to make a ridge or lump.
Please wash socks; fasten together;
mark size.._______________
Bids Wanted on Wood and Hauling.
The Clover Leaf Creamery Com
’‘ncorporated in Swiss army, pany will receive bids as follows:
70 cords of alder and hemlock wood
? »nit and rank
•®1 number and order number 16 inches long, ricked in the wood
'**ft
shed of the Clover Leaf Creamery,
one half to be delivered June 1st,
of Local Board
of camp, and military 1918, and the balance by September
• timp.
1st, ¡918.
,^w’” citizens who are already On hauling cheese to Tillamook and
camps and whose call to | hauling boxes and supplies from Till
, J has not been brought to amook to the factory. Leave bids at
’*on of the Legation, shall office of Sec. Carl Ifaberlach, Tilla
!'ly address the letter and mook, Ore., on or before Jan 19, 1918.
. ll*e document and facts list- Company reserves the right to reject
*eT 1 (a).
any and all bids.
’-•Follette, the Immune.
1918.
A Point of Honor.
¡FILTH, FINGERS AND FLIES. BEWARE THE CLOSED MIND.
, —o----
Investigation being the order of the
An inquiry by the British naval
day in Washington, how strange it is prize court, when a captured German These Are »ho Moat Potent Factors In Kwp Alwaja In Touch With Now Idooa
Spreading Disease.
and Naw Methods.
that only one man escapes! Officers lieutenant claimed as his persona)
of the army and navy, some of them property $1000, which had been found J Fingers as disease carriers rank next
Keuator Lodge in an address deliver
facing the enemy, are made the sub sewn up in his coat, after he had re to Olea. Dirtv fingers aud finger nails ed at the Massachuaett» Institute of
jects of accusing inquiry. Cabinet plied to a question that he had no may carry about with them as many Technology coined a remarkable phrase
members are summoned from impor money other than that found in his I disease germs as dirty flies. For this to warning the students to “beware of
tant work for biting cross-examina pockets, throws a significant light reason filth, fiugers and flies are said the dosed mind." a gentle reproof of
to l>e the most commou menus by
tion. Men of affairs serving their upon th: German mind. To put it bad- | which disease is spread. A safe rule the cucksurenesa of the newly gradu
country without compensation are | |y( Lieutenant Spindler considered that baa been given with reference to ated. Senator Lodge said:
"Beware of the dosed mind This
questioned insinuatingly. Early and | tKut he was entitled to lie because he avoiding any infection that the hands
sounds like a paradox when addressed
late these mills are grinding.
was not placed upon his "honor.”
might carry la to wash the hands Im to youug tueu, yet it will, 1 think, beer
But the committee on privileges and
mediately before eating, before han examination. It is a truism to say that
elections of the senate, charged with
dling. preparing or serving food, after the dunger of maturity, and especially
Notice.
the investigation of Robert M. La-
attending the sick aud after handling of age. is the closing of the mind to
Folllette, can not command a quorum
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anything dirty.
new ideas. Habit most powerful of
and so, after several vain attempts, it
in the County Court of the State of A commou habit with many people influences, hard experience, the very
has adjourned until January.
that is not only dangerous from a passage of the years, all alike tend to
Oregon tor 'lillamook County.
Nobody has accused the senator
In the matter of the guardianship health point of view, but Is dlsgusting- stiffen the muscles slid to bardeu the
from Wisconsin of crazy enthusiasm of Mrs. Inez \ inning, an incompe ! ly indecent from every point of view. arteries of the mind as they do those of
Is the constant picking of the i.ose and the body. It is a misfortune with
in behalf of the national cause or of tent person.
barbaric hostility to Germany. He
Notice is hereby given to all whom mouth with the fingers. A safe rule which advancing age must struggle,
never made a contract for guns or it may concern: That the undersigned ' and a decant one is to keep the hands and the effort la severe and too ofteu
ships or ammunition, to be used as the guardian of the person and es 1 away front the face, particularly the either neglected or fruitless.
"But the same peril besets youth, al
against the foe, that might be criti tate of Mrs. Inez Vinning, above nam nose and mouth, aud if these parts
cized. He has recruited no armies of ed, pursuant to and by virtue of an ! need attention use a clean bamlker- I though not for the same reason. The
democracy. He has established no order and license of sale made and ' chief. A dirty handkerchief is as dan great mass of young meu go forth from
gerous aud may lie as much a means our universities, our institutes and
camps. Of clothing and arms and food enter tj of record in and by the I of spreading disease as dirty fingers.
and hospital supplies, good or bad, above entitled court on the 8th day The United States public health serv- schools, prepared to learn and eager
for the knowledge which experience
for the American forces, he is as in of January, 1918, of the real property Ic* says: “Disease germa lead a hand alone
can bring. Yet the disease of the
nocent as the kaiser.
belonging to her situated in Tilla to mouth existence. If the human race closed mind lurks all about them and.
All that is charged against Mr. La- mook County, Oregon, described as would learn to keep the unwashed haud curiously enough, is most likely to af
Follcttc is that he has opposed the follows, to-wit:
sway from the mouth many human dis fect the cleverest, the ablest and the
war and misrepresented its purposces,
An undivided one-fifth of the East eases would be greatly diminished. We most ambitious. This comes from
chilled the patriotism of the people, one-half of the South West quarter handte infectious matter more or less their very talents, from the high confi
and so by words at least given aid of Section thirty-two (32) T. 1 S., R. constantly, aud we continually carry dence which youth ought always to
and comfort to the enemy. Yet no 10 W, of the Willamette Meridian; the bands to the mouth. If the hands have, and from the somewhat hasty
committee takes enough interest in and also all of the South West quar have recently been in contact with in- conclusion that because they have
his case to hold a meeting. He muck ter of the South West quarter of ; fectlous matter the germs of disease thought for themselves nobody else has
raked the United States, and that is Section thirty-two (32) T. 1 S., K. 10 may in this way be introduced into the performed the same feat before.
“It la well to remember that the very
what most of the investigators now west of the Willamentte Meridian, body. Many persons wet their fingers
working overtime are doing.—New excepting therefrom that certain two with saliva before counting money, greatest men died learning, like Bacon
York World.
acre tract of land heretofore convey . turning the pages of a look or perform I and Pasteur. The greatest benefac
ed by G. N. Hodgdon and wife to J. ing similar acts. In this case the tions to humanity, the greatest services
H. Riggs and wife, directing, ordering process is reversed, the infection being to human thought, have not all been
How Germany Makes War.
to the object handled, ihere to bestowed or rendered by men under
and licensing me as said guardian to carried
await carriage to the mouth of some twenty-five or even under forty years
sell said undivided one-filth interest other careless person."
,»>
of age, a fact sometimes worthy of re
Germany is waging "absolute war’ in said real property for cash in hand
and seems proud of the fact, says to the highest and best bidder there If anybody doubts the filth of their membrance. I*o not, then, fall victims
own hands and fingers let them take to overconfidence and close your mind.
William E. Jenkins, librarian Indiana for.
note of the many unclean things they Tlie Injunction is as Important for
University.
1 will as such guardian on the nth handle within a day's time. The door youth as for age easy of attainment
What is “absolute war?” It is a day of February, 1918, at the North
for the former, difficult for the latter,
war waged without any of the restric door of the County Court House in I knob which everybody handles will be possible for both. The past and the
only one source where the hands may
tions and limitations due to the influ Tillamook City, Oregon, at the hour get the germs and filth of some care present, youth and age. new and old,
ence of Christianity and civilization. of to o’clock a.m. of said day and date less person.
all have their place In the sun; all are
For hundreds of years the tempers sell at private vendue to the highest
needed for the widest learning, for the
of men outside of Germany have and best bidder for cash in hand said
highest achievement, for the best de
grown milder as their weapons have undivided one-fifth interest im said HIS SEXTON’S SUGGESTION. velopment of mankind.”
grown deadlier. They have come to real property belonging to said Mrs.
It Was Meant to Be Sarcastic, but ft
spare the lives of prisoners and to Inez Vinning.
STILLED THE BATTLE.
Hit Dr. Hale Just Right.
treat them without cruelty. They give
Dated this 8th day of January, 1918. The sexton of Edward Everett Hale's
to the enemy’s wounded the same
George N. Hodgdon, as church Buffered from that convenient A Touoh of Nature That Halted War's
care as their own. They respect hos
Carnage For a Moment.
Guardian of the person and form of deafness that prevents a man
pitals, doctors, and nurses and the
A day was dawning on a battlefield
estate of Mrs. Inez Vin- from bearing what he does not wish to
Red Cross flag. They spare the lives
ning.
hear und enables him to hear what be In northern France through a fog so
and property
of non-combatants.
does wish to hear. Occasionally when thick that none could see more than a
They obey international law. In brief,
sweeping the sidewalk tn front of the few yards from the trenches. In the
Summons.
they try to limit the destructive ef
church some stranger would ask him night the Germans had drawn back
fects of war to the men and the ma
for information, and his usual answer their lines a little, and the French had
In the Circuit Court of the State of was a wave of the hand. “I’m totally closely advanced, but between the two
terials actually employed in fighting.
Oregon for Tillamook County.
This is civilized war.
deaf, totally deaf. Y’ou will have to positions a lone farmhouse was still
standing. As the sun rose and the fog
Germany, however, when it suits Colin VV. Cottam
Plaintiff
1 ask some one in the church."
her purpose, ignores these merciful
vs.
It ofteu happened that Dr. Hate in cleared and the gunners found tholr
and civilized restrictions. Her aim is J. E. Sullivan, J. C. Davies
| the midst of a busy day would find the ranges, heavy guns began to boom and
not merely to defeat and capture the and T. J. Leonard Defendants
1 luncheon hour at band and an Impor answer back. Thus began the old, old
army of her enemy, but to destroy
To J. E. Sullivan, defendant:
tant appointment still unmet. It was wearisome story of day after day of
In the name of the State of Oregon his custom to Invite his caller into his desolation and death.
the very life of the people she is
But suddenly on l>oth sides the firing
fighting. She often finds it inconven you are hereby required to appear and study and ask the janftress to make an ceased. and there fell a peculiar dead
ient to take prisoners, sinks hospital answer the complaint filed against oyster stew. The sexton resented Dr stillness. Midway between the trenches,
ships, fires upon hospitals, refuses you in the above entitled suit within . Hale's informality.
near the now shattered farmhouse,
respect to the Red Cross flag, uses six weeks from the date of the first The time came for a now Rlgn to be there was—no, It must be impossible,
!
placed
on
the
front
of
the
church,
and
poisonous weapons forbidden by in publication of the summons, to-wit:
it must be a delusion! But, no-tliere
ternational law. She pillage cities and on or before the 21st day of February, Dr. Hale and the assistant pastor were in the green meadow, crawling on its
gives them to the flames. She mas 1918, and if you fail so to appear and 1 standing In the vestry aisle discussing hands and knees, was a little child, a
sacres the male inhabitants, ravages answer said complaint the plaintiff [ just what the wording of It should be. mere baby. It appeared perfectly hap
their surprise the conversation was
the woman and mutilates the children. will ask a decree against you for the To
suddenly interrupted by the deaf sex py and contented, and In the sudden
She bombards the noble monuments relief prayed for in iiis complaint, to- ton, who stood far enough away to dumbness of the soldiers the baby's
laugh was heard as It clutched at a
of Christianity, the glorious cathed wit:
make doubtful the ability of a normal
That the contract made between person’s overhearing wlmt had been dandelion Not a sound was heard but
rals and even levels the venerable
ruins of ancient cities’ castles in her you and plaintiff on the 6th day of said. “I'll tell you what to put on thut I that; not a shot was fired; scarcely did
February, 1913, for the purchase of sign!” he exclaimed. “Come in! Ev- a soldier on either side dare breathe.
blind fury.
Suddenly n soldier jumped out of a
She sinks passenger and merchant the south half of the south half of er.vlwsly welcome! Meals served at all
German trench and ran to where the
ships without warning and rejoices Section 13, Township 6 South, Range hours of the day and night!"
9 VV. Willamette Meridian, in Till “All right." said Dr. Hale quickly. child was crawling. He tenderly took
over the number of drowned.
it up and carried It back to shelter.
She sends Zeppelins to bombard amook County, Oregon, containing “That’s what we will do. I’ve always From the trenches of the French there
undefended cities and slaughters in 152.90 acres, belonging to the plaintiff wanted to call this church the Exet“r catne no shots, but there rang along
She which contract was recorded in the club!”— Tout h's < ompanlou
nocent women and children,
both lines a mighty cheer
drags whole populations from their Deed Records of Tillamook County,
But soon, alas, the guns were boom
Power of Big Guns.
homes, the men to slavery and the Oregon, in Book "24” on page 368
ing again and answering lin k, and the
on
March
15,
1913,
be
cancelled,
set
It
is
not
easy
to
understand
what
women to lives of shame.
flowering bit of meadow was plowed
And this is “absolute war.” It is the aside and held for naught, and that the power of n gun really is - its pene by sludls, for war Is war, and men
What
the plaintiff be adjudged the owner in trating nod destructive power What must not long yield to pity. -CbrietJan
unique invention of Germany.
fee simple of said premises, and that we call a fifteen inch gun. which means Hern Ml.
you
have no title, right, claim or in one whone muzzle or hollow part is
Smashing the British Empire.
Nests on ths Water.
terest therein or thereto, and that the fifteen inches in diameter, will hurl a
It is almost unthinkable that a bird
plaintiff recover from you his costs shell right through a plate or wall of
The Germans may well be discour and disbursements in this suit, and tlie hardest steel twelve Inches thick should build a nest on the water Yet
aged if they aim to smash the British for such other and further reljef as to seven miles from the* muzzle. The that 1« exactly what the grebes always
empire. They are no nearer the liatc- the Court shall seem meet and equit power of the t ecy largest, land guns do. With reeds, grass and plant stems
ever made, the German howitzers or the grelm makes a regular Heating Is
Engljind heaven than Napoleon was, able.
10.5 inch guns, is sush that one of their
or Louis XIV, or Philip of Spain.
This summons is served upon you missiles cracks open a steel and con land, somewhat hollowed out on top,
Napoleon overran Europe as the Ger by publication thereof pursuant to the Crete fort as If It were a nut.—Popular usually near the open water of a
marshy or medy lake. We have sev
mans have not succeeded in doing, order of the Honorable George R.
eral kinds of grebes, but their nests tire
yet the British empire stood like a Bagley, Judge of the above entitled Science.
much alike, sometimes moored to the
rock. The Germans and their allies court, made and entered on the 4th
Our Precious Document.
reeds, but usually floating freely on the
are in parts of Russia, Rumania, Italy, day of January, 1918. directing said
The original engrossed copy of the water.—St. Nicholas.
France and Flanders, but the British summons to be published once a week Declaration itself is safely shut up In
have driven the last Germans out of for six consecutive weeks in the Till a safe In the state department in Wash
The Deacon's Philosophy.
Africa and have made their grip on amook Headlight.
ington.
Ko one ever gets to beaten lief. re bls
Martin I.. Pipes, John M
the Suez canal and Egypt stronger
It Is inspected every twenty-five time, and U> most of us It's a long time
Pipes, George A Pipes, At- years, As Its faded lines were inspect coming.
than ever by taking the heart of Pal
ed lu 1IMJ3, they will not be again
torneys for Plaintiff.
Tlie good Lord helps us to laid our
estine.
brought to view until 1928. i’hlladel- ground while the old world's turning
Europe’s great continental wars al First publication Jan. 10, 1918.
to the brighter side, but we seldom
phla IxsJger.
ways overshadowed contemporaneous Last publication Feb. 21, 1918.
credit Providence with that gmsl work.
events in other continents, paiOcular
Ever stop to think that there are
Other Views.
ly the decisive little battles on the INSTANT ACTION SURPRISES
MANY HERE.
“So you want to marry my daitgh- Just storms enough In life to make the
outskirts of Christian
civilization
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ter, young man? Why, we hardiy rainbows we sigh for? Atlanta < otisti-
whether in North America or Asia.
This grocer’s story surprises local know you. Have you enough to »up- tution.
Thus Wolfe conquered Canada and
, . ‘ : “I had had stomach troubl; port her on ?”
Clive India.. When Europe stopped people:
Juet a Gueaa.
food seemed to sour and form
"Sir, I thought
flghting and bleeding, the British em All
"Wliat'a all that ix.uiuiing In tlir oth-
gas. Was always constipated. Noth- pride to let any of your family taka
pire had unusually grown in size.
ing helped until ■' I tried buckthorn money from strangers.''— Baltimore «•r room?" questioned a tlr'immer «itila
It would be difficult enough under bark, glyce::ne, etc., as mixed in
he was waiting to aee the buyer.
any circumstances to smash England, Adler-i-ka. ONE SPOONFUL as- American.
"Diurno,” replied the ofliie boy. "I
LVI1I311CU HIV
heard the h< mi eay he’d got to frame a
but the Germans have already com tonished
me ssa
in its INSTANT action ”
An Unappreciative Audience.
mitted the cardinal error of driving Rceausc Adler-i-ka flushes the EN
"What thin country needs”— began ajteerh. an’ I gueaa he's doin' It.” 1’611-
the United States into a working alli TIRE .alimentary tract it relieves the oratorical man.
adelphia Record.
CASE constipation, sour
„L‘t the British Empire, and ANY
a minute.” Interrupted Sena
ance with
stomach or gas and prevents appen tor "Walt
How It Happened.
Sorghum “If you know what this
the United States was the only world dicitis. It has QUICKEST action of
"flow dl<l r<m happen to quit the
power in a position to do the empire anything wc ever sold. J. S. Lamar, country needs don't stand around and
Hilatle out and help Itet
lecture on It Hustle
get stock market I"
grave damage. The kaiser has been a druggist.
_______
"Well, my margin got very harrow
dunce at the epic job compared with
It” Washington Star.
end I sort of slipped off!” Tlie Lamb.
The trouble with a tariff commis
Napoleon, who was insolent and bru
Generous.
tal enough, but shrewdly sold the sion, picked and engineered by Dem
Telling the Pull Men.
“Could yon lend me
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