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THE TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.
F. C. BAKER, Publisher.
Editorial Sap Shots.
Hoovcrize, yes Hooverize.
Well
Hooverize on the waste attending so
many holidays in the public schools.
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A large number of Christmas and
New \ car s cards were sent out this
year bearing the trade mark “Made
in Germany. ’ 1 hese cards should be
canned if you have any of them in
your possession.
W e didn't know w hether it was the
proper thing to report that we had
secured 2500 ’wits" for the Red Cross.
Anyway, it was impossible to make
the weather any wetter during the
drive or find a “dry” Red Cross
booster.
Now don’t complain because rain
has fallen in considerable quantity
and with considerable force the past
three weeks. It is a hundred per cent
better weather than the howling bliz­
zards thVy have had in the cast and
the middle west.
Did you ever observe that Tilla-
inook County never had any failures
to amount to anything. A crop failure
is unknown, and when Tillamook
County was called upon to go over
the top in the Liberty Bond drives,
A . M. C. A. drive and the Red Cross
drives, there was no failures.
there is a good deal of gospel truth
what I he Oregon V oter says
about the Portland Journal: "The
Journal tears down. It does not build
up. It is stabbing Portland for the
sake of glorifying
itself among
thoughtless people as
alleged
champion of the people’s
Protestant chudches of his city would
get together one or two pastor» would
lie sufficient. This is a good oppor­
tunity tor the member» oi the L. B.
church to go over to the M.E. Church,
tor there never was any need or
necessity to build that church and
maintain a separate church organiza­
tion. It was a waste ami continues to
he a waste, and a burden on those
who have to support it.
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Business men who tail to adopt a
cash basis of doing business are
starting the new year wrong. Now is
the time to cut out the credit business
with its attending losses. \\ Iu n peo­
ple go ino the postoffice and want
stamps they have to pay cash, or go
to the express office with a parcel
they expect to pay cash, or buy a
ticket at the depot they are prepared
to pay cash. Now if the businessmen
who think they can’t run their busi­
nesses without giving credit will con­
sider that other businesses have no
trouble in doing a cash business, they
would have none themselves if they
adopted a cash policy. No one ever
heard of mail order houses giving
credit, neither should any business
man in this city in the future.
Some people contend that the Unit­
ed States is not fighting the German
people, but simply the kaiser. W e are
not only fighting the kaiser, but the
brutality of the German soldiers who
have committed the most horrible
crujies in history. If United States
soldiers were ordered to commit the
horrible crimes the German soldiers
are permitted and ordered to carry
into execution, they would refuse, and
revolt, and they would show their
humanity by doing so. But here is the
contract between two countries. Ger­
man people consider nothing too cruel
and horrible to inflict on their en­
emies and German soldiers take a de­
light in killing and torturing people,
and we consider the German people
are just as guilty as the Kaiser, so it
is foolish for any of us to think for
one moment that wc are not fighting
the German people who permit and
appear to take delight in committing
horrible crimes.
FAMILIAR WITH GREATNESS.
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It la Not in Evant, but a Mere Matter
of Everyday Duty.
A story told by Francis A. < olllns in
i the Camera Mau show» that tlie direct
, meth' <:» oi the Am ricaii news pie t"g-
rapber are i. t a le ted by .» i-round-
I iiigs that i..-t_lit cause otlieis to grow
self ci.nsclou.i
A newspapei assigned an American
I to make a portrait of Generul von
: Hissing In the palace in Brussels. The
, photographer applied for permission to
Hie authorities at Berlin, who received
him cousteously and, after consider­
able formality, detailed an officer to
accompany him to Brussels. Au ap­
pointment was made, and the two were
admitted to tbe general's room. Pre­
viously, however, it had been explained
to the American that under no circum­
stances was he to address the general.
The utlii er begun his explanation, but
became confused at (hiding biniseli
face to face with so distinguished a
personage.
"Your excellency,” lie began, “we
have come from Berlin—that is, if you
will be so kind"— lu his confusion he
came to a full stop.
General von Blssing was seated at a
desk and seemed to be very busy. The
American photographer stepped for­
ward.
"General, I am an American,” he be­
gan without embarrassment.
“I see that," said tbe general, with a
smile.
"I have come to take your picture,”
the photographer added without waste
of time.
The situation was unprecedented.
Tbe officer stood aghast.
“Very well,’’ replied General von
Blssing. “Go ahead, What do you
want me to do?"
“If you will step to tbe window,”
"Now
the photographer explained,
step this way, a little farther, please.
No; this way.” And to the horror of
the attending officer the photographer
laid his hand on the general's arm and
arranged the pose. The picture was
taken In a few seconds.
"Thank you, general.” sakl the un­
abashed American easily.
"1 hope your picture turns out well,”
replied General von Blssing, and the
interview was over, Once they were
outside the door, the officer expostu-
luted:
"How did you come to address his
excellency ? It is most unprecedented.
And you laid your hand on him. How
could you do so?”
“Mein Heber freund,” said the Amer­
ican, "I have photographed three Amer
lean presidents, and a general more or
less is nothing to me.”
Our navy is crowded with men who
will face uuy daugei Some years ago
one of our lMlttleal>i|» was on tbe bat­
tle range, w ith Innis of powder »towed
in her turret» to save lit»-- in loadiug
and tiling the gnus. A spark got to
tile bags of powder. There were an ex­
plosion and a tire.
Directly under­
neath was tbe handling room. Burn­
ing pieces of cloth fell trom the tunet
down into the handling room. The
crew of that handling room could have
Jumped into the passageway, made
their way up a ladder and so ou to
the free and safe air of the open deck.
\\ but they did was to stand by to
stamp out what fire they could.
Leading from the handling room were
the magazines. The doors of the mag­
azines were open. Men Jumjied into
tlie magazines and buttoned the keys
of the bulkhead doors so that there
would be 110 crevice for sparks, tn
doing that they locked themselves in.
and once in they bail to stay iu. Above
them, they knew, was a turret full of
men and officers dead and dying. They
knew that tire was raging around them,
too, and that the next thing would be
for the people outside to flood the mag­
azines. The magazines were flooded.
When things were under control and
the doors opened the water iu the mag­
azines was up to the men’s uecks.
While that was going on below decks
in the turret were other men and offi­
cers, including the chaplain, not know­
ing what was going on below and ex­
pecting every moment to be blown up
into tlie sky. But there they were, eas­
ing the last moments of the men who
were not already dead. Thirty all told
were killed in the turret. All concern­
ed behaved well, but no better than
they were expected to behave.
A few years ago there was a destroy­
er off Hatteras. It was before day­
break of a winter's morning in heavy
weather, A boiler explosion blew out
her side from well below the water
line clear up through to her main deck
Men were killed by the explosion; oth­
ers were badly scalded A steam burn
Is an agonizing thing, yet some of
these scalded men went back into that
bell of a boiler room and hauled out
shipmates who, ro their notion, were
more badly burned than themselves.
One such rescuer died of his burns.
The hole In the deck and top side of
that destroyer was twelve feet across,
yet her commander anil crew got li»r
to Norfolk under her own steam. Com­
mander and crew behaved well, but no
better than they were expected to be­
have.—James B. Connolly in Collier s
Weekly.
More
Gsnsrals Didn’t Impreeo
American Camere Man.
Germany practically admits that she
is whipped. When lhe war lords of
that country plunged Germany into
war it was with the expectation of
obtaining possession of Belgium and
the coast ports of France, and with a
big indemnity from England and the
The snap shot man is inclined to United States. Germany would con­
think that it is a waste of time to clude peace tomorrow' if it’could get
keep the mail for the south part of out of the conflict and retain what
the county "bottled up" in this city territory it had before the war. That
CONQUERING THE CRAMP.
for 19 hours. The people of the south is tile kind of peace Germany is now
part of the county should send in a. striving for, which shows plainly that
vigorous protest to the postofficc of­ she has come down off her high Rule* a Swimmir Should Follow When
an Attack Comas On.
ficials and the Oregon delegation in horse and its war of conquest is de­
A cramp is merely a contraction of
feated. There is another important
Washington.
factor that Germany now confronts | the muscles caused by the penetration
Wc believe that before another which makes her very desirious of of the cold. Obviously it could not of
year rolls round it will be possible to obtaining peace as soon as possible, itself cause drowning. Its worst effect,
auto in and out of the county all times anil that is the United States partici­ according to the Popular Science
of the year, for when the Grand pation in the war. It is true that Rus­ Monthly, is to cause a panic which
Ronde road is improved it will re­ sia is desirous of making peace with throws the swimmer off his guard,
causing 1dm to let the air out of his
move the obstacle. And it is claimed Germany and may not participate in
lungs and thus allow the air passages
the
conflict
again,
but
Germany
by a good many persons that it will
to
become tilled witli water. The safe­
take less time to reach Portland than knows that the United States is a
more vigorous opponent, and for that guards against such panic are absolute
by the railroad. W e believe it.
confidence in the floating power of the
reason wants peace before our boys
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body and a demonstrable knowledge of
go
over
the
top
and
give
Germany
New Year’s day in Tillamook county
the proper way to All the lungs quickly
was a 1 ideal summer’s day, the atmos- what she wants—a good licking.
to utmost capacity with air.
pherr being beautifully clear with
The moment a cramp is felt the swim­
brigt... warm sunshine. It was, cer­
When Brighton reported last week mer should turn on his back and begin
tainly, a pretty day and everyone en­ that it had 400 members in the Red to gulp the air, making no effort to
joyed it after three weeks of rain Cross drive, it made most of us feel keep himself front sinking.
As he
storms. Those who have lawns will thankful, and everybody was loud in sinks be slowly exhales under water,
have to operate their lawn mowers if their praise of the Red Cross workers through the mouth, with the lips
this kind of weather continues, as the there. However, Brighton was cx- puckered as for whistling. If it is a
grass is growing very rapidly and ceedinglv interested in the drive and stomach cramp the knees will be drawn
needs cutting.
was a good sport. It wanted to out- up against tile abdomen, but the swim­
distance I illatnook in obtaining the mer should force them out. pushing on
Let everybody be inspired with the largest number of new members, and them with both hands and using all his
idea of a bigger and better county it did give the metropolis of the strength until they are fully extended.
along manufacturing lines. It may ap­ county a great jolt when it reported This will no doubt cause great pain
pear to some of our progressive citi­ on Monday that it had rssichcd the for a few seconds, but as soon as the
zens that we are not making the pro­ boo mark. Every member of the Ex­ legs are straightened out the cramp
gress wc should, but after all, the ecutive Board of the Tillamook Red will vanish, and the body, buoyed up
county is making material progress. Cross said "Bully for Brighton.” by the air in the lungs, will shoot up
One important industry was added, \\ hen the final report came in from to the surface. There, still inhaling in
that of the shipbuilding plant, and Brighton on Wednesday Tillamook great gulps and exhaling through
having been successful, there is good got another severe jolting. Brighton puckered lips, the swimmer may float
reason why others should be induced reported 828 new members. This gave until he regains his strength or is pick­
to start ship building plants in Tilla­ Tillamook a close shave, for the 900 ed up.
In case of cramp in the leg or arm the
mook county.
mark had been reached by the local
same system of breathing is followed,
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workers in this city, with the work in­
There is one good feature connect­ complete. Brighton made a remarka­ and the affected part is straightened
ed with the numerous “drives”. It ed­ ble and commendable showing,, and if out by sheer strength.
ui'atcs people to be more liberal iti other parts of the county had done
their offerings and gets them in the equally as well, Tillamook county
Preparing Him For Matrimony,
way of helping others. Most of us would have been far ahead of every
In South Africa some of the savage
have been wrapped up too much in county in the state. Considering every trllies have a peculiar ceremony which
self in the past, and we consider the thing, Brighton is deserving of con­ they put the matrimonial candidate
“drives" have not only proved a bles­ siderable praise, and we extend the I through previous to his entering the
sing to others, but it is going to be glad hand of thanks and express our marriage state. Hie hands are tied up
that much more pleasant to solicit congratulations to the noble Red tn a bag containing five ants for two
money in the future for good causes. Cross boosters of Brighton for the hours. If he bears unmoved the tor­
The good old book says it is more splendid showing they made in the tures of their stings he is considered
qualified to cope with the nagging and
blessed to give than receive, but we Red Cross drive.
dally Jar and fret of married life.
have somew hat neglected this divine
injunction.
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The snap shot man is wondering
how many real, progressive boosters
there are amongst the business men
of Tillamook city and how many arc
drones. We will not attempt to class­
ify them at this time, but which
crowd do you belong to. The fellows
that have some life and push in them
or the dead ’ens, who are so close
fisted that they wouldn't give a dollar
hnvards a Commercial V lut». Now
don’t criticise the snap shot man if he
attempts to bring to life the lifeless
business men who haven’t supported
the home town.
\\ c publish an interesting editorial
from The Oregonian on waste and
duplication of church work in small
towns and communities, which is
worthy of serious thought. We have
repeatedly stated that the churches
in TillatnOok City should Hooverise,
and we make the statement right here
that if all the people that attend the
Shrewd.
Fires Rates in East and South In-
creased
—
Jack—Fino trick Gotrox played on
his titled son-in-law.
Bass—What did he do?
Jack—Gave him a 10 per cent margin
on 10.000 «hares In P. D. Q. as a wed­
ding present, then lieared the market
and sold the poor fish out when be
couldn't cover—Wall Street Journal.
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An increase of 10 per cent in fire
rates has been made in Eastern and
Southern territory, to meet the addi­
tional expenses of companies result­
ing from the war. The to per cent rise
will without doubt be general through
Why Ha Loved It
out the entire country in the near fu­
"He used to tow he loved the ground
ture irrespective of rating schedules,
to remain in effect pending the return she walked on."
"The ancestral domain, eh?"
of normal conditions.— Ins. News.
“Yes. Pretended he loved tbe ground
she walked on, nnd now he's trying to
How to Prevent Croup.
mortgage a lot of it."—Kansas City
Journal.
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In a child that i< subject to attacks
Had Enough Trouble.
of croup, the first indication of the
"Darling, I have decided to speak to
disease i« hoarsness. Give t'hambcr- your father tonight.”
Iain's Cough Remedy as soon as .he
"Oh. not tonight. Alfred. He has ent
child becomes hoarse and the attack himself shaving, missed a train, broken
may be warded off and all danger and his glasses and lost an umbrella—all
anxiety avoided. For sale by Lamar's since this morning."—Browning's Mag
Drug Store.
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HEROISM IN THE NAVY
How Norway Finds Sailors.
Norway’s navy, being a young serv­
ice. is built expressly for defense and
not defiance. But. though her ships are
few, the quality of her men is high, the
hardy fisheimen of the coast providing
an abundance of excellent material,
and her officers are chosen and trained
with the utmost care. A cadet has to
serve at least one year in the merchant
service before lie can enter the naval
college at Horten, and his qualifica­
tions before obtaining the rank of sub­
lieutenant must include a thorough
knowledge of English. French and Ger­
man, with ability to speak English and
one of the other two languages fluently.
7 E offer free our Safe Deposit servi
tlie training ctitupw or at th., /
le..vt..K b...... every
vnluoNe. <.r important
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respond» nee ami other precious D oshp ..;
Batik find we will arrange the space f^V10
them safe during the owner’s a been
charge. There is always danger of Y
valuables are kept at home.
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DEPOSITS OF MONEY ARE ACCEPTED B
AND MEN IN THE SERVICE ARE IN
SEND DEPOSITS BY MONEY ORDER^
1 illatnook. Ore
Machine
Shop
Polytechnic
Engineer
ing College
OAKLAND
CAL.
Write for
Catalog.
olytechnic Engineering Colltge oayj]
Wonderful Opportunity for Boys and Midi]
Aged Men
Boys inni middle aged men are wanted bv the tlionsaJ
train for positions as mechanics and special affiorarti
gineers—highest salaries ever paid in America-bed
are receiving $5 to $6 per day—We have the best J
shops and do more practical work than any other seJ
the United States. Six months training will prepaid
Oakland is now the Great Shipbuilding and Industrial I
Center of the West.
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Red Crown’s con­
tinuous chain of
boiling points in­
sures complete
combustion. Every
drop gives full
power.
al
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Standard Oil Company
(Cllilornl.)
Swimming as an Exarcisa
There is no exercise like swimming.
The breast stroke builds arm and
shoulder breast muscles. The forward
thrust and backward sweep are guar­
anteed to develop those back muscles
which cure the scholar's stoop. The
scissors kick of the side stroke will do
mere for the legs than all the gymna­
sium tricks yet invented. The arduous
labor of the trudgen and the crawl
compels deep breathing. And when
one's »Ind, grown short in office or
chair or over workbench, is spent you
turn upon your back and rock, as in a
cradle, looking at the sky—Cleveland
Plain Dealer.
Motor Wheel Rime.
How- ninny automobilists are there
who ever remove their rims from the
wheels until forced to do so by reasou
of tire trouble? Very few, is tbe an­
swer. If they did take the rims off
after having run tbe car for a short
time and use a little graphite in be­
tween the wheel and the demountable
rim they'd find tire changing easier lat­
er on. As it is, rims are sometimes so
rusted and plastered on that thev take
an unconscionable time to remove
when the need finally does arrive.-
Chieago Tribune.
To Cure Scare.
Scars are often very ugly things and
disagreeable marks when they exist in
prominent places on the skin. Prob­
ably nothing van remove a big scar the
tissue of which has become fibrous
and unyielding, but the following rec-
I>e. to be applied on lint and allowed
to remain on the part for a little time
daily, will effect an Improvement in
small scars and blemishes: Borax, one
and a half ounces; salicylic acid, twelve
grains; glycerin, three drams; rose­
water, six ounces. Mix.
STAR
GARAGE
TILLAMOOK GAI
“MONEY SAVIN
GUARANTEED
PRICE PLAN"
We protect you against advance or d
in price.
Beginning January, 1918. Gasolinewill
sold on a cash basis—
TICKET BOOK, 100 gal. $24.50 paid in a'
TICKET BOOK, 50 gal. $1TH__^.
This will save you 2 per cent Per
over the usual monthly charge plan­
means 24 percent per year to you.
STAR GARAGE,
TILLAMOOK CARAGt
Have to Be.
t>WU T18l,ing One
rast. where men are alway, guarded
in their conduct”
” '»nd what might that remarkable
place be * *
ie.T,e pe,‘i,e,“i"r.'’”-Baltimore Amer-
True Politeness.
rt’Does your wife U,ten t0 your a(,_
script
Or co"«e she does. My
VCrT
Tran-
" hen y. u meet an obstacle use it a.
• stepping stone.
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