TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT NOVEMBER, 8,
Sale of Registered Jerseys.
NEW YORK’S SKY LINE.
At the livestock sale on last Satur
day at the Fair Grounds, ten head of A Riot of Architecture In Its Jagged
Forest of Towers.
registered pure bred Jersey cattle and
twelve head of grade animals were
The best of New York Is against the
sold to the following local dairymen:
sky. We have uot au equably arrayed
F. K. Blackadar, bull............ $ 55.00
town like Paris or l.uudou, with a
P. W. Todd, cow ................ . 220.00 tolerably even roof line uud only a few
Joe Doneldson, bull ................... 55.00 mouuuiei.ts here and there rearing
Ed. Anderson, cow ................... 140.00 beads above the ruck. Everything in
P. W. Todd, cow....................... 245.00 New York tries to be higher than ev
Roy Blanchard, cow ...
. tjo.oo
Theresa M. Ross, cow
..
70.00 erything else. The proliie of the city
Joe Donaldson, cow ...
. . 250.00 is us jugged as a second growth forest
Joe Donaldson, cow................... iqooo A city of towers is the name that has
E. G. Anderson, cow .............
205.00 been used to describe Manhattan. But
R. W. Hamtnond, cow
. 165.00 it is far too polite. We are much more
The balance of the grade cows in like a colossal factory town with an
the herd, together with heifers ring unending variety of workshop* topped
ed in price from $15.00 up to $7500. by the tallest of marble chimneys.
Joe Doneldson was the heaviest pur
Restlessness and activity are its
chaser at the sale with F. \\ I odd watchword«. Even our private house»
second. The total amount realized by are stood on end. A few millionaires
Mr. Wounns, of Oregon City, whose
stock this was, amounted to $2,207.00 cau afford to buy a block and spread
or little over an average of $100.00 out their homes so as actually to look
per head for the twenty-two head. T. rooted to the ground. The rest of the
Withycombe was manager of the sale world must live on end in a tree bouse,
connected by many ladders, that might
and Rollie Watson, clerk.
walk off down the street at any mo
ment. Our few monumental structures,
Bouldei* Creek.
like the custom house and the library
The teachers and pupils of the and the Metropolitan museum, are sim
Boulder and Brown school districts ply noteworthy exceptions whose pla
gave a very enjoyable little entertain cidity makes the surrounding upheavals
ment at the Magarell hall on Yll all the more turbulent.
Mere change in the manner of the
Hallowe’en. The evening was fine
and there was a lull sized crowd in at
bandar log is uot the real spirit of New
tendance. The young performers went York’s sky line, however. It is tur
through their parts real well, consid bulence with a method. Contest, rivalry,
ering the short time they took for the will to beat out one's neighbor,
preparation.
stick out in every Jutting cornice. In
R. Y. Blalock hauled out a load of every soaring tower. The brick facades
flour, sugar, etc., Monday for some of of the newer dwelling houses quarrel
the farmers hereabout.
D. R. Tinnerstet brought his wood with each other in exactly the same
saw out from Fairview last Wednes fashion. Restraint, modesty, a desire
day and has been sawing wood at to melt into the general scheme of
Blaine and in this neighborhood, the things, almost never occurs to owner or
architect. One of the newer houses on
past week.
John Borba Jr., and wife, have mov Fifth avenue comes to mind, a perfect
ed from the homestead at Battle word in dignity and restraint. It is al
Lake, down to the Thompson place.
most indecently conspicuous by reason
J. W. Hester and family, of Hebo, of its contrast with its shouting, tem
spent last Sunday at 11. A. Chopard's. pestuous neighbors.—New York Trib-
The occasion was a very pleasant one, une.
being the celebration of five birth
days and a wedding anniversary all
THEIR SENSELESS DREAMS.
occuring in two families.
Mrs. I.. N. Sandoz was a visitor at
They Were Not Forgotten, as the Litt)»
the county seat last week.
Mr. Edw. Kline, is visiting his
Czar Had Ordered.
mother, Mrs. H. W. Keyes at present.
An incident which occurred at the
H. A. Chopard received a bushel very beginning of Nicholas II.'s reign
box of fine grapes, from H. W. Smith Is very characteristic of the attitude of
formerly of this place, but now of tlie former emperor toward any share
Madera, Cal. They came by express
of the people in the government of
and arrived in fine condition.
Russia.
A deputation of the foremost repre
A Slam From Pat.
sentatives of the Russian nobility was
sent to bring congratulations to the
Two Englishmen were driving an new emperor. Very bright hopes were
old, lean, wasted cow along a road in connected with the ascendance to the
England, when they met an Irishman
throne of the young monarch after a
coming toward them.
“You ought to buy that animal I’at” period of gloomy reaction during the
reign of tils father, Alexander Ill., and
said one of the owners.
In consequence it was decided to pre
“How much do.you want for her?"
sent to him through a delegation of the
“Fourteen pounds.”
"Be jabbers!” cried Fat, w alkin" nobles an extremely modest supplica
away, “I didn't ask her weight, I tion in favor of an embryo chamber of
asked her price.”
representatives, the only proposed right
of which was the “right” to be consulted
by the emperor whenever it pleased
An Ascension Likely.
him.
Two friends met after an absence of
The delegates, composed of highly re
some months.
spected and venerable elderly gentle
"What are you doing now” inquired men, numbering several hundred, was
Bill.
lined up in the big hall of the Winter
"Working for a powder factory.”
palace in Petrograd and kept standing
“Good job isn’t it ?”
in a military order and In complete si
“Well 22 shillings a week ami pros
lence for more than two hours.
pects.”
At last a detachment of dismounted
"What sort of prospects?”
horse guards In topboots and with huge
"Of getting a ’rise' at any minute."
swords hurriedly entered the hall with
a terrific noise and placed Itself in
front of the awe stricken delegation.
Then the tiny emperor in wild excite
ment rushed in and. pacing up anil
down the hall in the midst of the giant
soldiers and shouting at tlie venerable
gentlemen, delivered a brief but very
deflnite speech, the gist of which con
sisted of the following expression:
“Forget your senseless dreams!"—A. N.
Sakhnovsky in World's Work.
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tle glands which secrete a waxy sub
stance having an Intensely bitter taste.
The purpose of this is to prevent thu
eutrauve cf insects and to keep the ear
clean, us the layer of wax dries in
scales, which rapidly fall away, thus
removing with them any particle of
dust or other foreign mutters which
may have found entrance to the ear.
Teachers From the City.
Flatbush—I see a lot of New York so
ciety women are traveling ubout telling
the farmers' wh es how to can and pre
serve Bensonhurst—Next thing I ex
pect to see Is the Wall Street men go
ing Into the rural districts to show the
farmers how to water their stock.—
Youkers Statesman.
Tip For Shoe Lacs.
When the tip has come off a shoo
lace Just dip the loose end in house
hold glue and press hard between the
lingers to a long pointed end and let
harden well. You will Hud the tip will
stay together and can be laced up even
through the plain boles without the
least trouble.
She Was Cruel.
They seated themselves at a restau
rant table.
"Will you have a little shrimp?" he
asked.
“Dear me," the bright little lady ex
claimed
'This is so sudden.”—Louis
ville Courier Journal.
Tact.
On tact the last word was spoken by
Barbey d'Aurevllle when hr said
"If tact could l>e bought ouly those
already possessed of It would waut to
buy It."
The Kind.
"That pretty girl mnkes quite an af-
feeling picture when she cries”
“Yes; a regular moving picturs.”—
Baltimore Auiericau.
1917
MYSTIFYING MILLIONS.
Why Pay More for your Smoking
and Chewing Tobacco or Cigars.
Good Havana Cigars—5c. Each
SMOKING TOBACCO
Puzzling at First, but It We» Really a
Vary Simple Matter.
A number of year» ago, when the
names of aubacribera to the then re
cently issued 3 per cent bonds were be
ing sent in to Washington, one sub- 1
scription was received from Oregon,
which the authorities supposed to be
signed with au assumed name, Ten
Million. A curt note was sent to the
address given, stating that bonds could
be registered in real names only.
A prompt reply came from Mr. Mil-
lion, written upon paper bearing the
letterhead of the flrm of Million & Mll-
lion. He explained that he was born
a Million and was the tenth and young
est child of the family. His father
and mother, never being able to agree
upon Christian names that suited the
taste of both, had allowed their chil
dren to be designated by numbers,
which with the passage of time had be
come their only rightful and legal
names. His brother, Mr. Seven, was
his partner in business.
Some of the brothers and Bisters, as
they grew up, had modified the too i
arithmetical simplicity of their names
a little. He himself was commonly
known as Tenls Instead of Ten, and his
sisters, the Misses One and Three, had
become, certainly to advantage, Una
anil Trio. But the law took no cogniz-
ance of such belated improvements.
Ten Million was still his only legal
signature.
The explanation was ample and suf-
flclent, and the bonds for which he
had subscribed were duly registered In
his rightful name, but the government
clerk who recorded the transaction
read his record over several times
breathed a sigh of relief when he
quite sure he had It unmistakably
rect. Because, If Mr. Ten Million
been accidentally added up or the bond
for Ten Million mistaken for a bond
for ten million—
—Youth’s Companion.
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Program for Gem Theatre
COFFEE AND THE POETS.
FRIDAY, NOV. 0.
Why Has the Muse So Shamefully Neg
lected the Morning Cup?
"HEART OF NORA FLYNN"—5 reel Paramount picture
featuring Marie Doro. Also Alieen & Gillam will make their
last appearance in their novelty entertainment. Good show all
through. No advance in prices. Adults 20c. Children 10c.
If the ancients had known it there
would have beeu a tumultuous cult of
the goddess Coffea. and the choruses of
Euripides would have been sung by
Cofferantes. Coffee has the romance of
wine, and caffeine ts far less maleficent
than alcohol
The coffee bean Is Indeed less beau
tlful than the grape clusters, and the
coffee grinder Is less romantic than the
wine press, but there all inferiority
ceases. The odor of coffee Is as noble
as the bouquet of Chateau-Yquem; its
color—"dark am I, but comely"—Is less
glorious than the ruby of Burgundy,
but it betokens innocence with enhila-
ration.
Poets have neglected coffee, partly
because poets are greatly under the ln-
fluence of tradition, partly because cof
fee is a hard word to find a rime for.
Oue had hoped that vers libres would
give scope to coffee lovers. But the
vers - librettlstl and vers - librettistae
(those gentlemen and ladies who write
poetry for the eye and the ear rather
than for the intelligence) have been
equally negligent. Philosophers do not
care for breakfast. Kant took a pipe
and a stroll for bis morning meal. and.
If we were to inquire into the habits
of tile extremely modern poets, we
should be likely to And that they are
equally reckless of breakfast. I sus
pect them of gruel or mutton broth.
To return, as 1 have said, no poet has
celebrated coffee. Shakespeare came
too soon. Pope has a mere reference:
Coffee, which makes the politician wise
And see through all things with his half
■hut eye».
But In Pope's day coffee was an af
fair of afternoon, and company did not
appeal to romantic seutlments as break
fast coffee does.—Henry Dwight Sedg
wick hi Yale Review.
SATURDAY. NOV. 10.
"THE HIDDEN SPRING”—5 reel Metro picture featuring the
delightful and pleasing actor Harold Lockwood. Exciting
western story of a fight between a young lawyer and an un
scrupulous mine owner.
Naturally.
"Old uian Butts ts always running
down his son's school. and 1 believe
It is because the boy is always at the
foot of his class."
“At the foot. Is be? Then that la
where the shoe pinches.'—Baltimore
American.
Causa For Thought.
"The boas said I was brilliant, so be
put me among the diamonds.”
"Huml He has Just transferred me
to Ivory goods."—Louisville Courier
Journal.
A Long Lived Dwarf.
Mary Jones, who died at the age of
KN) years in 1773. was two feet eight
inches In height
When you bury animosity do not set
up a headstone over Its gTav*. —Dickens.
ODDFELLOWS’ BUILDING,
TILLAMOOK, OREGON.
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SUNDAY, NOV.
“FOOLS FOR LUCK”—5 reel
Essany feature
Photo
play introducing Taylor Holmes. If you are superstitious,
have a pet jinx, or feel that the world is ruled by chance, don’t
fail to see this picture. In the future it is our aim to give each
Sunday night, either a good comedy drama, or a good western
drama. Give these Sunday night shows your attention and you
will want to come every time.
EVE SPECL1LIST.
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MONDAY, NOV. 12.
ELANDE ERWIN
PIANO INSTRUCTION,
“NEGLECTED WIFE"—Episode No. 5. Two Reels.
“LONESOME LUKE MESSENGER"—Two reels of comedy.
“HEARST-PATHE NEWS” No, 76
TUESDA Y & WEDNESDA Y, NOV 11 12
“THE UNWRITTEN LAW”—Big seven reel Super DeLuxe
production featuring Beatriz Michelena. This comes as one of
the greatest attractions we have offered. See display adver
tisement elsewhere in this paper. Flan on coming. Don’t let
anything interfere, you must see it, or have a life long regret
on your hands. Regular prices. Adults 20c., Children 10c.
Diploma from Chicago Musical
College.—Beginners receive the same
careful training as the most advanced.
Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc
tion.
All lessons given at Studio.
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Wiley B. Allen Co.s' line of high
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etc.
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PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
THURSDAY, NOV. 13.
NATIONAL BUILDING,
"SOUL OF SATAN.”—5 reel Fox Picture featuring the pleas
ing and popular star Gladys Brockwell. Is ignorance a crime?
Should a girl be doomed to the scorn of her fellows because
she has not known the pitfalls of the world? You can answer
this intelligently if you see this photoplay.
Prices for all the above shows, are Adults 20 cents, and
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Changing an Opinion.
Many men can rightly assert that
their opinions do nut change, but they
are not wise In (toasting of the fact It
shows too often that they have learned
nothing since the day on which they
reached their opinions. So obvious an
evidence of Ignorance or foollshuess no
man should advertise.—Youth's Com
panion.
TOOBERT H. McGRATH,
C ounsellor - at L aw ,
"TOOTSIE”—1 reel Drew comedy.
Chemical Wealth In Lakes.
There are several lakes In the United
States which contain sodium carbonate,
borax, potash and common table suit.
Perhaps the best known of these Is
Great Salt l.ake. Utah's ocean ot salt.
Others are Searles lake. Owens lake
and Mono lake, all In California. The
origlu of these lakes is doubtful. In
some cases they are probably due to
an arm of the ocean becoming land
locked. The most remarkable feature
about them is the fact that they seem
to be continuously fed from subter
rail can sources, since they maintain a
uniform amount of salt.—Popular Sei
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