TILLAMOOK HEAJ3LIGHT
What the Editors Say.
The world is just beginning to real­
ize how far it is to Berlin. Likewise,
the kaiser is learning that it is a
long, long way from his domicile to
London, Paris, and some other cities
he would like to enter.—Itemizer.
Cheer up. The flap-jacks are assur­
ed for another winter. A 20,000,000
bushel buckwheat crop is the latest
forecast for the United States. This
is an increase of 8,000,000 bushels
over the 1916 crop.—Itemizer.
“The Turks can go to hell!” Billy
Sunday told his LosAngeles audience.
The general impression in Christian
countries is that they not only can
but do. If the Turks don’t go there
the place might as well be abolished.
—Telephone Register.
The man who has a roar coming
these «lays, is the laboring man
caught between the crush of all ad­
vanced prices without opportunity to
increase his income. Yet, he is most
patient and has displayed the most
loyal patriotism.—News Reporter.
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The price of hay made its purchase
prohibitive so she was in town look­
ing for baled straw. None was to be
had. So she sacrificed the family cow
because there was no feed for its
winter maintenance. That night the
eky was illuminated by burning straw
■tacks, "Wilful waste makes woeful
is always.—Sheridan
wont.” So it
Sun.
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Argentina, Sweeden and Russia are
supplying the daily world events with
Germany in the near background.
Events are shaping for the entrance
of more nations in the struggle.
What a cleanup of old secret scores
the world is getting, with the blood
of thousands of innocent people to
wash out the blots of perfidity.—Wil­
lamina Times.
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Humanity on a U-Boat.
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The master of the American bark
Christiane, which
was sunk by a
German submarine near the Azores, hs
reports an interesting conversation
with the U-Boat captain. The latter
took him aboard, gave him a good
meal, and incidentally explained that
he "hated to sink American ships,”
and only did so because, with Ger­
many and the United States at war,
he couldn’t help it. He added that he
couldn’t really believe the stories that
U-boat commanders had fired on life
boats, and that "so far as he was con­
cerned, no lifeboat would ever meet
such a fate.”
There’s food for reflection in the
mere fact that American newspapers
should have through this incident
worth reporting in full, and that their
readers received it with a thrill of in­
terest and appreciation. Why should
so simple an expression of ordinary
humanity and decency attract so
much attention? Such courteous be­
havior would have been taken as a
matter of course if shown by a rep­
resentative of any other navy. Can
we imagine an American naval com­
mander doing anything else than ex­
pressing his regret to the captain of
a helpless merchantman that he had
been obliged to sink, in obedience to
orders? Or firing on a life boat full of
innocent non-combattants, orders or
no orders?
But coming from a U-boat com­
mander, this expression of humane
sentiment compels attention by its
exceptional nature. It is so unusual
for sailors of any allied or neutral
nation to receive any courtesy what­
ever from representatives of the Ger­
man navy that one kindly word or act
stands out like a beacon above the
general welter of ruthlessness and hu-
manity.
It is a vivid reminder of the ap-
palling reputation that Germany has
gained at sea, and the long, hard task
it will be after the war to live down
that reputation. Among the world’s
freemasonery of marines the Ger­
mans will have no friends—not be­
cause they are Germans, but because
of their ready acquiescence in the
ugly work their imperial master or­
dered them to do.—Umpqua Valley
News.
Editors are not exempt from being
drafted, because it is a matter of com­
mon knowledge
that
everybody
knows how to run a newspaper and it
would be easy to get a substitute. It’s
different with joy-riding, for instance,
Fish Fiasco.
because only out of a million can run
an automobile 60 miles an hour and
The rivers
_______ of Oregon abound with
live.—Seaside Signal.
fish, the Food Administrator Ayer
has performed a genuine service by
It is hinted that Mr. Edison is per­ impressing that patent fact upon the
fecting an invention that will make householders of Oregon. But it is
war so deadly that nations can’t af­ quite obvious that the machinery of
ford to indulge in it. It is a device for distribution and sale must be repaired
The food administrator twice noti­
hurling bolts of electricity with such
frightful effect that whole armies will fies the public that good, wholesome
be annihalated almost instantly. This salmon is to be had in the markets
would beat a submarine destroyer at 15 cents per pound, and he urges
"all holler.”—Telephone Register.
that it be bought freely, and put up
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for winter use. But when the. trusting
Some of the pro-German supporters housewife, sure that everything has
in this country should put on the soft been arranged just as the administra­
pedal in the attacks they are making tor says, goes to market, she learns
on the president and administration. that she must pay 20 cents a pound
With the unscruplous intrigues of the for salmon of first class quality and
kaiser and his satelities’ being uncov­ that the 15-cent salmon is poor—
ered every day, patience is about to which it is not.
Naturally Mr. Ayer is indignant; so
cease. This is a free country all right,
—but freedom does not mean that is the buying public. He had evidently
you can stab your neighbor in the assumed that the proclamation of a
back, seize his property and murder food administrator, clothed under the
his family, just because you arc law with ample power to enforce his
Strong enough to do it.—News Times. decrees, was sufficient. He was mis­
taken. The fish dealers appear to
Whether concrete paving on high­ think that they may fix whatever
way makes a hit depends largely up­ prices they please, or can get. They,
on the intelligence with which it is too, are mistaken. These are war
maintained in condition. In Wayne times, and food conservation is the
County, Michigan, and Milwaukee great need and duty of the hour and
County, Wisconsin, the county com­ the Government proposes to protect
missioners keep crews of men on the itself and its people through food
concrete highways from early spring control.
It ought to be understood by deal­
to late fall, filling cracks and holes
with a tar mixture. The result is that ers and by all concerned that Mr.
those two counties have roads in fine Ayer as food administrator has un­
condition, while concrete pavements precedent powers. It will be a good
originally just as good have gone to thing if he will inform the market
pieces ylsewhcre, just from neglect. men that they are not free agents.
it is no hardship on the fish dealers
Witness the condition of many miles
of concrete pavement in Portland and to sell salmon at 15 cents which they
Oregon. It is to be hoped that the buy at 8 cents. Down at St. Johns the
new concrete roads laid in Oregon other day a market had excellent
will not be suffered to deteriorate salmon on sale at 6 cents, caught by
when their preservation in good con­ the dealer himself. Not everyone may
dition is such a simple inexpensive fish for himself, or buy from such a
one, but 7 cents would appear to be
matter.—Oregon Voter.
a pretty fair margin.
It is necessary however, that Mr.
Worried school boards that have Ayer and the dealers understand one
never been sure of their teachers un­ another better. If they learn from
til the ones engaged have actually ap­ him directly, and not by general pub­
peared and begun work will welcome lic notice, just what to do, we think
the announcement of State Superin­ they will do it. If not, the next move
tendent Churchill that he will revoke by the administrator is clear enough.
the certificate of any teacher who re­
Meanwhile, fall days are here, and
signs within thirty days of the lie­ the salmon arc running bountiful in
ginning or during a term except for the Columbia, and the citizen who
unavoidable cause. Of course all does not want to pay for his salmon
teachers are not unscrupulous and hould go fishing in the Columbia or
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when they sign a contract they expect the Sandy. ...
If he gets
he
to keep it, no matter what develops, lay it to bad luck for the fish arc
but too many regard the contract as a
temporary expedient to be repudiated there.—Oregonian.
if a better opening presents itself, and
apparently care tittle for the pre­
dicament in which a school board is
placed by their breach of confidence.
The practice has indeed become so
common that these contracts have
come to be regarded as a one-sided
affair which lul l the bond but c >uld
not hold the teacher, lmt Mr. Church­
hill’s rule insures that they will not
be entered into lightly and when
once made will be kept.— Hillsboro
Independent.
A Portland paper, commenting on
th«' high price ol fodder and the fact
that many dairy cows are being sold
lor beef, adds: " I lie quality of milk
delivered in the city has been reduced
materially owing to the fact that the
dairymen are not feeding the sort of
food that makes rich milk. They are
substituting cheaper foods. There has
been a noticable decrease in the
amount of butter fat and other solids
in samples of milk gathered by the
milk inspectors lately, even from the
better grade of dairymen.” Nothing
lias been more firmly established bv
experiments conducted bv the depart­
ment of agriculture than the fact that
save for a very slight variation for a
day or two, a change of feed never
changes the quality of the cow's milk
The same cow always gives the same
quality of milk, except that the age of
the animal makes some difference. A
shortage of one or more of the need­
ed ingredients in the feed causes a
reduction in quantity, but not in
quality.—Oregon Register.
Ptussian
Warfare a Reversion to
Barbarism.
Socialists delegates to the Minneap­
olis conference of the American Al­
liance of Labor and Democracy have
joined in a statement that should si­
lence and shame those socialists who
arc playing the kaiser's game by
keeping up an agitation for an impos­
sible peace that would be equivalent
to Prussian victory, says the Spokes­
man Review.
The whole case is stated irrefutably
in these two brief paragraphs:
"German autocracy, with its feudal-
istic moves; Gernion junkerdom, Ger­
man plutocracy—in short, German
militarism -constitutes the last cita­
del of the world's dark, reactionary
forces.”
“We arc convinced that the war in
which tin United States is now en­
gaged is as just a war as was ever
waged hv a liberty-loving people
against ruthless aggression and op­
pressive tyranny.
The issue could not be more vivid
and clear. Twentieth century progress
freedom and enlightenment are fight­
ing meiii.val doctrines o the divine
rfght of kings. The Prussian tyranny
is worse than medieval rule, for med­
ieval warfare bore the redeeming
flowers of chivalry and knightly ten­
derness. It was considerate of child­
hood. womanhood and age. It pro­
tected the weak and succored the ill.
It gave kindly quarter to a worsted
foe. It spared churches,
and shrines. Princes who fought their
knightly oaths were held in execra­
tion, and occasional knights who
transgressed the laws of chivalry be­
came outcasts and outlaws.
Prussian warfare is a reversion to
barbarism and savagery. It seeks vic­
tory through terrorism on land and
sea. It tears up treaties, betrays the
privileges of its diplomats at neutral
capitals, and proclaims itself above
international law.
Socialists with hearts and vision see
the truth and are fired with righteous
resolution to lift their lances against
the monstrous evil of Prussian intol­
erance, cruelty and crime.
SEPTEMBER 20. 1917.
OREGON
STATE FAIR
Government Purchase of Wheat.
The government through the $50,-
000,000 United States grain corpora­
tion of the national food administra­
tion, entered the wheat market and
the theory of government control had
it first actual tryout.
The government is buying only on
warehouse receipts, and no contract
will be made for future delivery.
Some minor details still remain to
be worked out, but they are not of
sufficient moment to interfere with
the operation of the system. These
have to do with the methods cf pro­
cedure, as, for instance, the corpora­
tion is not yet declared to charge the
1 per cent for handling as a matter of
price on each transaction, or to sim­
ply add the 1 per cent to the monthly
statement to customers.
A retail baker was recently quoted
as having said that the farmers would
hold out for a higher price for their
wheat. As government control does
not begin until the wheat reaches the
elevators or terminals, there is noth­
ing to prevent the producer from
holding out his individual harvest, but
this will be neither feasible or profit­
able. It was pointed out by an official
connected with the corporation that
in the first place an individual holding
would not affect the supply, and in
the second place that, as congress
fixed next year’s prices on the basis
of $2 wheat, there would be no
chance of risking the loss by deter­
ioration to meet a condition thart
would exclude greater profit.
The control of the food administra­
tion over prices begins in the eleva­
tors and ends with the sale of flour
at a 25-cent-a-barrel profit by the
millers.. If bread prices are not low­
ered and the bakers seek to keep the
increased profit that will obtain be­
tween the lowered milling prices and
the present high retail prices, then
the food administration will step in,
but until that condition arises the cor­
poration will not interfere.
The food law allows millers to keep
only a thirty-day stock on hand,
a measure to prevent hoarding, and
the corporation has not made public
an agreement that may have been
reached as to the proportionate allot­
ment to the various mills. These al­
lotments are being carefully worked
out between Mr. Barnes and James
Bell, chairmen of the central millers’
committee.
The arrangement between the cor­
poration and the mills of the United
States began on September 10, but
it was in order to furnish a stable
basis to the thousands of country
elevators and other buyers who are in
doubt as to the value of their pur-
chases when delivered at the termin-
als that the corporation began the
making of purchases by the various
zone agencies.
Price of Potatoes May Possible be
«<» Cents.
While the new crop of potatoes is
now w’orth about two cents per pound
the commission men say the chances
arc good for a decided drop in prices
as soon as general digging begins and
the big potato states can average up
their crops.
The Idaho crop is a bumper one
and Colorado and Minnesota both
heavy growers of potatoes report ex­
cellent conditions. All of which may
possibly mean that the price here as
an opener may be something like 50
or 60 cents.
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Agricultural Exhibits, Grand Live
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Reformation Day and many other
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