TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT.iDECEMBER 14. 19IÖ What the Editors Say, be for themselves and for those who of Dr. MacPherson’s Bill, and bound come after them.—Sheridan Sun. the state to $17,000,000 or 118,. ------0------ ------ o 000,000 of bonds, which must be is- Here is a financial view of the war sued to applicants who seek loans A considerable portion of the tur­ keys slaughtered for Thanksgiving of the future given by the Yale Re­ and conform to the conditions 1 laid was left unsold, and these will be view. “There will1 be no territorial down iy the constitutional antend- placed on cold storage for the coming limits to the war of the future and ment.. The legislature cannot change holiday season. But what if the public distance will provide no prophylactic a word or punctuation mark in the persists in it* refusal to take the birds against the annihilation of peace. The amendment. It is there for two years war area is a definition of the past, and probably for the indefinite future at high prices’—Observer. the Germans, who complained that beyond the reach of any legislature — its flavor is so different and ao A Chicago man claims to have Freiburg—when it was bombed by and to all practical purposes beyond delightfully good; found a »150 diamond in the crop of he French—was outside the sphere the react} of the people, who are very it can’t bite your tongue; a turkey which he purchased for of military operations, have already slow to adopt any corrective aulend­ it can’t parch your throat; Thanksgiving. Had the announce­ dropped bombs on London; and ments once they have voted oli the you can smoke it as long and ment been made somewhat earlier on the borders of Wales have been main principle involved. as hard as you like without any many would have suspected it to be women and children living almost So under our loose system of pop- an advertising ruse, intended to make killed by Zeppline raiders coming ular government, we have bonded the comeback but real tobacco hap­ the public more liberal in purchasing from Central Europe. Ten years ago state under terms which even the piness ! Count Zeppline was laboriously seek­ leading promoter of the plan says high priced turkeys.—Observer. On the reverse side of every Prine« ing to construct a lighter than air should be amended and in spite of the Albert package you will read : Mother-in-law “jokes” are among ship which would travel a few dozen fact, now publicly admitted by "PROCESS PATENTED the coarsest and most cruel exhibi­ miles at eighteen miles an hour, ten promoter, that bonding our state JULY 30 th , 1»OT" tions of alleged humor with which the years hence it will be as easy for air complishes little that cannot b That means to you a lot of tobacco en­ public prints are marred. Think of a ships from Europe to drop bombs on tained by the Federal Act which joyment. Prince Albert has always been man perpetrating coarse, mean jokes the Mississippi valley. Submarines passed months before we bonded our­ sold without coupons or premiums. We at the expense of his mother or of the can now cross the Atlantic; ten years selves. prefer to give quality I mother of his wife. And nine times hence they will circumnavigate the “We the People” will vote for any out of ten this mother-in-law becomes globe, and if England were beaten in old thing that sound good at the also a grandmother, and grandmoth­ this war the terms of peace would in­ time, whether it is needed or not and er's house is always open and the clude the cession of the Bermudas, at irrespective of whether it needs fix- pantry always filled with some good­ least one Indian island within easy ing as soon as we have adopted it. ies for her grand-children, W hy not reach of the panama canal, and a Our Oregon System is a loose system the national joy smoke improve with mercy and reverence chain of stations across the Pacific. indeed.—Oregon Voter. and help make the world better.— Science, which is depriving Great yOU'LL fiqd a cheery howdy-do on tap no matter how much of a st render you are m the Banks Herald. Britain of her insular security, will neck of the woods you drop into. For, Prince First Eliminate the Needless. Albert is ridht there — at the first place you ------ o— •- not leave America in its paradise of pass that sells tobacco ! The toppy red The secretary of the national voters isolation.”—News Times. TOBACCO,!® bad sells for a nickel and the tidy red It is known and admitted that there tin fora dime; then there's the hand­ is authority for the assertion that 90 ------ o------ some pound and half-ppund tin must be a curtailment of state ex­ FORSMOKÇRSi per cent of the members of the humidors and the pound And now a wise Portland man with penditures or new sources of revenue PROCESS DIS ^ryatal-fflass humidor with House of Representatives are non­ a theoretical acquaintance with hens sponge-moistener top I MAKING devised by the Legislature in order that keep» the to­ entities. It will be noticed that he uses that probably consists of telephoning PRODUCE THE bacco in such to ge within the newly adopted tax band-up trim the present administration, 100 per the grocer to deliver a dozen eggs, all-t he- limitation measure. Although there is cent of the democratic members are proposes to reduce the cost of living duplication of departmental work ami nonentities, for although there are a by each Portland householder keep­ needless expenditures of commissions very few democrats in the house who ing a few biddies. Lack of room is no the common point of attack is the are of independent mind and daunt­ obstacle, according to him, for if the millage tax for highways. less courage, yet those ar- so over­ back yard is not big enough all that To be sure, counter proposals for W irstoh S aui whelmingly outnumbered by the is necessary is a big box and the pris­ raising road money are made, such as ODES NOT BITE M toadies to the White House that they oners can be fed the leavings from an inc ease in automobile licenses.' are for all practical purposes nonenti­ the family table. Very simple, and the But if automobiles can properly be ties. But the next house will be repub­ fellows who have been for years try­ made to pay more for road construc­ Thia U the r****** atda *4 lican, by a very narrow margin, and ing to raise chickens at a small profit Prine* Albert tidy rad tW. Read tion and upkeep their contribution perhaps by a mere plurality. We shall will be greatly edified. But, unfortun­ thia "P*t.»t«l ------------ ••----------- can be expended to good purpose in to-you and r**lu* what U —-------- see .what percent of the members will ately, reduced to actual practice, it addition to the proceeds from the mil­ la making Prine* Albart an HM*h their be nonentities.—Astorian. isn't as simple as it sounds. If the ' to your likia«. R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO., Winston-Salem, N. C. lage tax. ------o — Independent was a poultry journal it It is good, hard, common set.se, Bonds sold for county highway im­ might explain why, but the explana­ provement, in the opinion of road tion would probably not reach the that if money is being expended need­ specialists of the Federal department, eye of the fellow who is guided by lessly that particular waste ought to Highway Board Hopeful j the following described real property Notice to Creditors. should never run for more than 30 theories and most of the people who be eliminated before their is curtail­ in order to obtain funds with which | ------ o------ ■ —o------ Notice is hereby given, that the un­ to pay said several sums of money so > Salem Or., Dec. 11—Optimism was years, and retirement even earlier is take the paper know more about ment in needed expenditures. There is one item of »126,882 in dersigned has been duly appointed by decreed to be due the plaintiff, which | expressed by the State Highway better where this can be accomplished chickens than the editor does. But the County Court of Tillamook Coun­ said real property is situated in Tilla­ without too great an increase in the they will probably agree with him the list of biennial appropriations ty, Oregon, executor of the estate of mook County, State of Oregon, and | Commission today, when the secre- published in the 1915-1916 state Blue I tary was instructed to notify the sec­ tax rate. It is dangerous practice to that the hen confined to a box is not Erank Ekroth, deceased, and all per­ described as follows to-wit: T he Southeast Quarter of Section 3, retary of agriculture that" there i* have bonds run for a long period, be­ an industrious animal, and if it lives Book. It is a contribution by the gen­ sons bidding ^claims against said es­ in Township 3 North, of Range 6 cause in such cases the indebtedness to be too tough to eat it will lay eral tax-paying public to the insur­ tate are hereby requested to present West of the Willamette Meridian. j no doubt that the state will provide the same duly verified, as required by [ appropriate means for securing fund, often outlives the estimated life of the mighty few eggs. It is probable that ance risk of certain—not all—indus­ law, at the office of the executor in Containing 160 acres more or less. Now therefore under and by virtue so that all moneys available for Ore- improvements made with the money eliminating profits from breeding tries. Tillamook City, Oregon, within six The state of Oregon has adopted months from the date of this notice. of said execution, decree, judgment, gon”’out of the Federal aid fund will so raised. Money borrowed to build fancy stock the real profit from poul­ what is know as a compensation act. Dated this 28th day of November, and order of sale and in pursuance be obtained. It was said, however, roads should be repaid by those who try is when it is a side issue as on the to the commands of said writ, I will 1916. It is state-administered, state aided enjoy the benefit of the improvement farm,, where there is room for range, on the 23rd day of December, 1916, that the matter is up to the Legisla­ Erwin Harrison. system. Broadly speaking, 1 thus financed, and not be a debt upon and if it is necessary to feed the birds insurance Executor of the estate at the hour of 10 o'cloclu a.ni. of said ture and how the funds will be se­ ______ industries insure themselves, at ___ the front door ol the Court cured was not shown. of Erank Ekroth, de­ day ' those who gain no benefit from the in addition to what they rustle the certain House in Tillamook, Tillamook Coun­ by paying premiums into a state-ad- ceased. expenditure, says an official report.— grain is raised by the owner and not ' ty, Oregon, duly sell at public auc­ bought. And even then, except in rare 1 ministered fund, against claims for tion to the highest bidder for cash in News Reporter. The Has-Been«. personal injuries that may occur to Notice of Sale. hand, the above described real prop­ instances, eggs can not be counted on 1 ------ o ------ 0 ~ ------ o ------ erty to satisfy said execution, costs Oregon apple men will be offered as a steady production, and produc- 1 their employes. I read the paper every day, and oft is hereby given, that the un- Notice , „ and accruing costs, and will on the It is a legitimate and necessary an opportunity to study and practice tion falls off the fellow who has stor­ dersigned, executor of the estate of day of sale put the purchaser of said encounter tales which show there’s of insurance and properly sub­ Mattie E. Oliver, deceased, will on real property at said sale into •im­ hope for every jay who in life's battle apple packing in a special packing ed eggs has his opportunity and usual- form 1 school to be held at the Agricultural ly takes advantage of it to boost 1 ject to public regulation. But it is not and after the 29th day of December, mediate possession therOf. fails. I've just been reading of a gent Dated this 23rd day of November, college in the second and third weeks prices. And his snap is not to be < entitled to exclusive financial aid 1916, sell at private sale the whole, who joined the has-been ranks, at fif­ or any portion thereof as may be 1916. the tax-paying public. There is necessary, of the following described of January. Hundreds of carloads of broken by putting a hen in a box in a from I ty years without a cent, or credit at H. Crenshaw, apples will be shipped for the first city apartment or back yard.—Hills- I no more reason for the state's paying real property, situate in Tillamook Sheriff of Tillamook the banks. But undismayed he buckled County, Oregon. time from a large number of new or­ boro Independent. 1 the administration cost and part qf County, Oregon, to-wit: down, refusing to he beat, and cap- Lot 8, of Block 12, of Necarney the premiums on this form of insur­ chards just coming into bearing in the luftd fortune and renown; he’s now City, and Lot 4, of Block 7, and Lots Dang e r Signal. ance than there is for the state's con­ 4 and 5, of Block 8, in Tohl’s Ad­ Willamette Valley, Umpqua valley Tinker it Again. in East street. Men say that fellows ------ o------ tributing to the cost of the farmer’s dition to Nehalem City. and in some other districts of Oregon. ------ o------ If the fire bell should ring would down and out ne’er calve the rocky Said sale fo be made in pursuance of you run and stop it or go We, the people of Oaregon, just fire insurance on his house and barn, It is important to the success of the _ and help track, but facts will show, beyond a an order of the County Court of 'Till­ apple industry in these new districts amended our constitution to permit or to the cost of a business building's amook County.'Oregon, made on the put out the fire? It is much the same doubt, that has-beens do come back. that the first shipments are carefully the bonding of the state up to »17,- liability insurance on its passenger 24th day of November, 1916. Said way with a cough. A cough is a dang­ 1 know, for I who write this rhyme, er signal as much as a fire bell. Y on graded and packed, to give the fruit 000,000 or »18,000,000 for a rural elevator, or to the cost of the liabil­ sale will be made for cash or upon should no more try to suppress it when forty odd years old, was down a good standing. But unfortunately credit loan fund. ity insurance incurred by many auto­ such terms as may be approved by than to stop a fire bell when it is and out, without a dime my whiskers the County Court. The principal promoter of tics mobile owners. ringing, but should cure the disease full of mold. By black disaster I was many of the growers will have had Bids will be received by the execu­ who was amendment — the one man Many states have compensation in ­ little or no experience in grading, tor at his residence in Nehaeltn, Ore­ that causes the caughing. This can trounced until it jarred my spine; I nearly always be done by taking packing, and handling apples in com­ most active in formulating its term* surance, state administered. Only one gon, from and after the above named Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy. Many was a failure so pronounced I didn't date. agitating for its adoption — mercial lots, and it will be very ditn- and *n other—West Virginia—contributes to Dated this 25th day of November, have used it with the most beneficial need assign. And after I had soaked cult to secure expert help from the was that able officer of the state Dr. the payment of claims. Some which 1916, results. It is especially valuable for my coat, I said (at forty-three), "I'll the persistent cough that so often leading apple districts. For these Hector MacPherson of the Depart-'arc most successful are self-support- Herbert V. Alley. see if I can catch the goat that has Executor of the Estate of follows a bad cold or an attack of the reasons, the college division of horti­ ment of Economics of the Oregon ' jng as regards administration. This escaped from me.” I labored hard grip. Mrs. Thomas Beeching, An Mattie B. Oliver, De­ I is conspiciously true in California, culture offers the course in grading Agriculture College. drews, Ind., writes: “During the win­ I strained my dome, to do my daily ceased. The Oregon Voter humbly suggest- j Michigan and New York. and packing.—Telephone Register. ter my husband takes cold easily and grind, until in triumph I came home, ed that the bonding amendment was Industry is able and in other states Sheriff’s Notice of F°rclosure Sale. coughs and coughs. Chamberlain s my billy-goat behind. And any man ------0----- Cough Remedy is the best medicine The prisoners at the state peniten­ not needed; first, because the Federal is willing to meet all its insurance ------ o — - for breaking up these attacks and you who still has health may with the tiary are a particular lot of individuals Rural Credits bill seemed to provide obligations. It ought to be required Circuit Court of the State of In the cannot get him to take any other. winners slack, and have a chance at They are much more particular for Oregon’s rural credits needs as to do so in Oregon before road build­ Oregon, for Tillamook County. For sale by Lamar'* Drug Store. fame and wealth—for has-beena do plaintiff about whom shall be the officers of well or better than did the amend­ ing or other essentials of progress are B. J. Wiseman, come back—Walt Mason. ■ vs. the pen than they are about their own ment proposed; second, because the sacrificed.—Oregonian. HEAR WITHOUT EARS. C. E. DeLasmutt and Han­ conduct and morals. During the re­ amendment would have to be further na De I.ashmutt, his wife, ’Police and Detective* Are Using Lip For that Dull Feeling After Eating. and Emma Robbins, Hattie cent change of wardens they veri amended to make it thoroughly prac­ The Dance at the Ranch. Reading in Place of the Dic­ B. Robbins and.R. H. Cosh­ quite particular about a sheriff or tical and the legislature had no power ------ o----- - tagraph. I have used Chamberlain’s Tablets un, defendants. I S'lute your pardons! Let her go! peace officer being appointed to the to amend same. Notice is hereby given, that the un­ Thousands of deaf people arc today for some time, and can testify that position and entered their protest dersigned, H. Crenshaw, as Sheriff of throwing away all hearing device* they have done me more good than, Now comes Dr. MacPherson, after Balance next an’ don’t be shy! Tillamook County, Oregon, under and enjoying all conversation. T his any tablets I ever used. My trouble against such an appointment. No the election, and so far as we can in­ Swing yer girls an’ run away! and by virtue of a writ of Execution method is easily and quickly acquired was a heavy dull feeling after eating doubt they hold a lingering prejudice terpret his words, agrees with the Right an’ left an* gents sashay! David Freeman, Kempt, Novo and order of sale of the real property through our system. Absolutely the against peace officers as a class for . Voter’s contentions. In this able'ad- Gents to right an’ swing or cheat! hereinafter described, issued out of only thing of its kind in the country. Scotia. These tablets strengthen the was this class of officers who bough dress delivered this week in Chicago On to the next girl an’ repeat! the above entitled court in the above Out proposition is entirely original. stomach and improve the digestion. them to their restricted quarters and entitled suit, under the seal of said Cost is trifling. See what New Liter­ I hey also regulate the liver and at the National Conference on Mark­ Balence next an’ don’t be shy! insist upon at least an outward show eting and Rural Credits, Dr. Mac­ Swing her, pard, an’ swing her high! ' court on the 21st day of November, national Encyclopaedia say* on Lip bowels They are far superior to pills ! 1916, to me directed and delivered Reading. Hundred* of people with but cost no more. For sale by Iamar'i of respect for the law. But are the , Bunch the girls an' circle’ round! I in the above entitled suit, upon and normal hearing are taking up- Lip Drug Store. ___ Pherson said: criminals to dictate as to their men | to enforce certain decree of foreclos- reading for the many additional ben­ ‘The State of Oregon has passed a Wack your feet until they bound! i lire of mortgage judgment and order efit* gained. You can understand tor and map out their own line ot con­ rural credits bill, which comes nearer Form a basket! Break away! LEARN TELEGRAPHY. j of sale duly made and entered in said what the actors are saying just as far duct? Apparently they are given a to being on a par with the acts which Swing an’ kiss an’ all get gay! 'Court on the 21st day of November, away as you can see them. The eye great deal of latitude in the matter, have been transforming Australia for Al'man left an’ balance all! I9|6, in and by which it was adjudg­ understands beyond the range of And I Secure Immediate Employment and instead of being disciplined m The J’oltychnic College of Oakland ed and decreed by the Court that the hearing. Send no money, but mention almost a quarter of a century than Lift yer hoof* and let em fall! plaintiff have and recover off and this paper and state whether or not Cal. is the Official Marconi Wirele», violations of prison regulatton. are anything found in the United States Swing your op'site»' Swing again' from the above named defendant* C. you are deaf. All particulars will be School. Owing to this threat demand subject to the cosidling proce*. that But it does not go far enough and Kiss the sage hens if you kin! E. D< 1.ashmutt, and Hanna De Igish- sent you absolutely free and with no for reliable operator* tn both Rail­ well fits them for further violence and mutl, Ids wife, and Emma Robbins, expense to you. Address, School of road and wireless codes we shall will accmplish very little that could Back to partners do-ce-do! disturbance Person, with criminal in­ Hattie B. Robbins, and R. H. Coshun, Lip Language, Kansas Citv. Missouri guarantee positions to all who enroll not be attained by the Federal Farm All in hands and off you go! for full course prior to Jan. 15, 1517. stinct who cultivate their cnm.nahty the sum of 5462.50, together with in­ an' promenade to scats! Hitch Loan Act. There are those of us who Write for or particular*. Addres* Address Poly- terest then on at the rate of six per Vanity, All is Vanity. after conviction and mcarcerat on hope that this bill can be amended, Oak* technic College C ” _ of ‘ Telegraphy, ‘ _ cent per annum, from the 23rd day of Nervous Women. have forfeited all right “> »>"’Pa,hv land, Cal._________________ : Si pe in her, 1915, till paid, and for the so as to make it possible for any man “Papa, what is the difference be- and are deserving wholly of re.tric- further sum of »75,00 as attorney’s of average thrift and industry to be­ When the nervousness is caused by fees and the plaintiff's cost* and dis­ tween a president and a vice-preai­ Good for Constipation. tions they have brought upon th m- come the possessor of a farm home of constipation, as is often the case, you bursements taxed at »24 45 and the dend?” “A vicelpresident is surround­ o ,elves. and the sooner they realize will get quick relief by taking Cham ­ cost* of this writ and sale and de­ his own.” Chamberlain's Tablets are excellent berlain's Tablets. These tablets also creeing the foreclosure of plaintiffs ed by obscurity when he takes office for constipation. They are pleasant to their confinement ia for corrective Meanwhile we have amended the improve the digestion. For sale by purposes and not for the inaugurat.on mortgage referred to in said suit and and a president is surrounded by it take and mild and gentle in effect. ¡foreign of terror the better .t will constitution, adopting the very words Lamar’* Drug Store. ordering and decreeing the sale of when he leaves.” For sale by Lamar's Drug Store. Prince Albert gives smokers such delight, because A lbert in goodness and in pipe satisfaction is all we or its enthusi­ astic friends ever claimed for it! It answers every smoke desire you or any other man ever had! It is cool and fragrant and appealing smokeappetite that you will get chummy with it in a mighty short time ! "Will you invest 5c or 10c to prove out our say- so on the national joy smoke? < —...... -;