TILLMOOK HEADLIGHT. DECEMBER 7, 1916 A PERSONAL LETTER TO THE 1 was a bo> un xears o >< l hordes. It was Russia that had start- want to know whether God didn't call AAxs&R. >v elhelm, each of the families that ed the war- nd .our people Lelies cd them also for something better than ----- o----- lived beside us had one of your fellow 'BON G, BOON. [, iusical : same anced. istruc- the high trolos ' ks in T ite. Ron N. Oil )N E, ». I it. Reprinted from “avery Week" and 1 countrymen as a coach-man. They Then, when you were checked at Ruoninea by Request. were Prussians; they had decided the Marne, it was perfidious England ’ ----- o----- they would rather be coachmen in a who had leagued the nations against (By Druce Barton.) country where they could walk on the My mj Dear uear Welhelm: w cihelm: — — 1 ms is the grass if they felt like it than to dwell you. To crush England—that was the setend auniversary ot the tieginning in a land where too many things were real reason for the war. And your ot the war, and we are both ot us hop- verboten. And, generally speaking, people believed it. inw that „ , * Now it's for the freedom of the seas mg that Hi» the »«/I end ...111 will come before they were pretty useful citizens. 1 that you must take Verdun—and your another anniversary. bo 1 think 1 remember once, though, that we got owgut to write and tell you somuhum into a snowball fight—the two men people apparently still believe. But in dealing with me, Welheim, oi wnat has been going on in Ameri against the ten-year-old boy And 1 after the war, if you’ll toy the cards ca. remember how they chased me across Of course 1 know that you have the open lot, throwing hard, icy snow face up on the table right from the start, we’ll get on a good deal faster. been hearing regularly from Ambas balls; and how they stood one Business, Welhelm, is nothing but sador von Bernstortt; but Mr. von either side of me and continued on to credit. That's old stuff, of course, but Bcrnstorif is in a Uitncult place to throw, after I was flat in the snu„, snow, true. Money is only scraps of paper; secure any real information. He is in and how they laughed when they saw all I’ve got to show for my life sav Washington, completely surrounded me cry. ings are a few scraps of paper print by politicians; he never meets com It’s funny, Welhelm, but I had for ed in green ink and red. When you mon Americans, it is easy in Wash gotten all about that boyhood inci 1870, and ington to get the idea tnal tfte dent until the day when the Lusitania were fighting France in had her army penned up against the American people are very much inter sank; and then suddenly, all in an Belgian frontier, she surrendered ested in politics ana politicians instant, it flashed over me again, rather than regard her treaties as whereas the truth is that we care al We’ve read very attentively every- mere matters of convenience. That most nothing about politics and abso __ thing that has been sent out froin little remark about “scraps of paper" lutely nothing about politicians. We y°.ur side about the Lusitania, and I and the careless way in which your love our wives and are interested in think we rc broad enough to give you press bureau handles facts (that fun our business, and want to raise our credit if any was coming to you. You ny note, for instance, about the ship sons to be a little better men than we claimed the Lusitania was armed, you sunk being some other ship than are; and while we aren't too proud to which you know was not true. She the Sussex—you remember, the note fight, as your English cousin did carry munitions, but she also car j with the foolish little drawing), George can tell you if you ask him to ried women and children, and you things like that made me wonder look up his records, we do think that a knew that also. The submarine com | whether you are fundamentally a lot ot lighting can be avoided if one mander was under orders; he had no truthful citizen, or whether you are doesn t take politicians like yours and discretion; it was not his to ask, but only truthful in so far as it suits your to act. our own too seriously. convenience. I just can’t help it \ ou and 1 were bretty good friends, I Add yet, Welhelm, this is the ample Welhelm. Welhelm, before the war. Of course 1 truth: if that commander had been an There are a half dozen little things. used.to laugh a bit at you on the quiet. American instead of a Prussian, he I Welhelm, that have sort of estranged But it was the friendly sort of laugh might have fired his torpedo, but he me from you; but I’m going to pass ter i have for leddy. Lou and he— would have managed somehow to I them over, because I want to get the _ big things set right first of all. And painting pictures, writing books, pre I miss; and he would come back to tending to know more about every port and taken his punishment like a the other big thing that sticks in my thing tnan anybody else knows about gentleman. \ ou may not believe it; crop is this: 1 can’t understand at ail anything—you re a good deal alike, you may not understand; but it's true. why a nation which professes to want you know; 1 laughed at you, but 1 No American would have sunk a boat I peace as much as you do should have liked you just the same. In spite of ail full of women and children; no Amer- to fill the houses of its friends so full audience _____ — theatre --------- --------- would have ____ of spies. When your troops marched your peacock struttiness, you have ¡can created and inspired the most mar cheered at jokes about it; no Ameri: into Belgium, the well-to-do Belgian ___ 12 ‘ have ._.2 woman looked out of their windows would velous efficient nation that the world can school children has ever seen. 1 ou have abolished been given a holiday to celebrate such and saw in the front ranks, leading poverty; you have so arranged your a sinking. We arn’t just built that way the way, the very men whom they social system as to take care of a very W elhelm, and if you and 1 are going had entertained as guests. They had large population in a very small coun to be triends again, you've got to used the sacred cloak of a guest’s privilege to ferret out and report to try; you have made it possible for make an effort to understand tnat. 1 here have Keen atrocities enough you all the household secrets of poor every man to be sure of a job, and oi a comfortable instead of a dreadful on both sides in this war, God knows, little Belgium. How far does this system extend in old age. Y ou have eliminated loafers and we, over here, are no Recording and made life a happy experience for Angels, to sit in judgment upon either the world, Welhelm? I don’t know; you or Englond. We have read every and the very fact that I don't know your people. No otiiT ruler has ever done so much and my hat was off to thing that you have published about makes me afraid. Our factories have ! England ’ s atrocities; and we would you for it, i been blown up and our ships sunk, I was forever .writing editorials to like to believe that everything Eng I our bridges and railroads menaced. you have explained point out how much better you run land has published about you is un - Of course, your schools and your cities and your true. But, unfortunately, Welhelm, through von Bernstorff that this was I we have the bitter testimony of too ( , done by fanatics and not at all by business life than we do. Now, as we get toward the end of ■ many Americans who have been serv- your orders. Yet why did the explo the war, the question is. How can you ing the wounded in France. Only a sions cease all at once after we had and 1 become friends again? For the few days ago an American author finally given von Bernstorff notice war has strained our friendship a whose accuracy I have had occasion that our patience was exhausted and good deal, Welhelm; I wouldn't be to test many times, sat and talked that we were on the point of sending frank with you if I tried to pretend with me in my office. He has been him home? If nobody ordered them working as a stretcher-bearer in to start, who ordered them all of a otherwise. sudden to cease? I’m going to discuss the beginning France, and he said; “We don’t wear the Geneva cross If you really wanted our friendship, Of the war, and my advice to you is not to discuss it either. Most of the any more. It makes too good a mark Welhelm, was it tactful to blow us up? And if you really want us to take fellows over on this side blame you for the German sharpshooters." Then he told me how he saw a you at face value hereafter, won’t you for it and nothing that you can ever circle over a have to begin right away to throw say will change their opinions. They German aeroplane say that the ultimatum w'hich Austria French hospital tent, glaringly mark this spy system out? It puts the pois sent to Serbia was a brutal document; ed on top with red crosses, and how on of suspicion in my heart, Welhelm. that it was meant to be so worded the aeroplane decended within a few How can 1 know who is a spy and that Serbia couldn’t possibly accept it, hundred feet and dropped a bomb in who isn’t. It makes me wonder every it was meant to start trouble. Thej- to the center of it, scattering its help I time a man named Schwartz or Hm derberg calls on me whether be is go still believe and always will believe less occupants to the four winds. When a man whom I knew as well ing to lift some private oapers olf my that you could have held Austria off as I knew Dr. Grccnfell of Labrador desk when he goes out. And when my if you had wanted to; they think that comes back from his hospital in friend Hensel comes over to have if you had known that England was France and makes statements like dinner at the house—though I've going to enter the war vou would these in the Outlook, we simply have known him for years—I just can’t have held her off. And so they blame to listen: help wondering, when he admires my you, Welhelm; you got off on the One of our doctors who was taken new rug, whether he's thinking how wrong foot with them at the start. I prisoner in the retreat from Mons nice it will look in his house when 1 partly agree with them, but I go was allowed to come back after ten his friends in uniform arrive. back a little farther than they do. I months’ imprisonment. Among other It may be a foolish way to feel, realize the position you were in. tales of horror he told us, 1 remember Welhelm, but I can’t help it. I’ve got There you were with a population his saying that for inadvertently neg some dandy German friends over here that was outgrowing your country. lecting to salute a non-commissioned I love them! I want to keep on lov Bismarck never believed in colonies, officer, the officer was ordered to ing them. Don't you see what a ter and shut you off from getting any come up and strike the doctor. The rible injustice you are doing them, good ones when the good ones were officer hit him under the jaw, knock when you make me wonder all the being given out. And when you did ing him right down. The doctor told time whether they are, in fact, all that get around to it, all that was left was us that a private had been bayoneted they seem to be, whether they are a few swamps in Africa—everywhere for resisting such brutality, and that really and truly my friends, or only else you looked in the East you found he himself offered no resistance. pretending to be my friends because England quietly entrenched; and over i An old fisherman friend, lying it will boost your game? For the sake here, behind the Monroe Doctrine, I wounded at Yarmouth, told me that of our future business relations you were we. You’ve had diplomatic set after a submarine bad sunk his sailing simply must let me know where you backs right along ever since the Con boat and turned the four men adrift stand on this spy question. Life is too gress of Berlin. Two or three times at sea, the Germans fired a few shots ■ short to do business if one must keep you’ve "rattled your shining sword,” at them as they rowed awav. He was one hand on a revolver and be look but each time the powers have step hit through the thigh—an unarmed ing into a mirror all the time. ped in and made you back down. It fisherman It isn’t I alone who feel this way. just looked to you as if the only way A little boy of twelve, in a school All over the world people are feeling you could get a "place in the sun kept by an American lady near Brus nervous because of the wonderful ef was to fight for it. And you thought sels, cried out “Vive la France” to ficiency of your system of spies. Only that 1914 was the time. You were some passing soldier he took to be last night I was reading about the ready; and every year France and French. They halted and shot him at fight in Holland's Parliment over the Russia were getting readier; every admission of twenty-six Germans to day that passed made you comparat once. “Are the Germans cruel?" Dr. Gren citizenship. Holland has always been ively weaker; 1914 was your year. fell was asked, and he answered: proud of her hospitality; she has op But this is past and gone. I'm not "Systematically so. It is a part of ened the doors of her citizenship free going to spend the rest of my life ly. But these twenty-six applicants hating you because you started the ‘frightfulness." were your countrymen. Perhaps our rep >. ‘ ts of your fright war. And the best thing you and 1 “We have a right to know the real fulness policy hav: b::n <o ‘ on.d by can do is not to discuss it. motives of these men for requesting I’m going to pass over all this stuff the awful tension of men's minds; wc i a change of nationality," said Mr. Van about Kultur, too. Some of our fel hope so, WeEielm. But we can't for J Dorti, the leader of the opposition. lows over here have taken that very get that after the Boxer outrages you Was it because they really wanted seriously, but I haven't. When your Ordered your soldiers so to conduct professors and preachers and. you themselves that no Chinese would to become citizens of Holland, or was in the it a part of a well worked out plan of y ourself talk about Germany's Kultur ever dare to look a German penetration?” Holland about her divine mission to spread face again. Our own soldiers remem "peaceful her superior brand of civilization ov ber how yours acted in that day; and wouldn't have asked that question be er the world, I just laugh. Because I —I remember my Prussian coachman. fore the war; she took your country Putting it as kindly as I can, it still men at their face value. It is the reve have heard a hundred freshly picked college graduates talk just exactly seems to me that in your pajsion for lations of your spy system that have like that. Every boy who comes out efficiency you have developed in the changed her attitude from frankness of college, if he amounts to anything, Prussian character a certain .ruthless to suspicion. Don't you see what an has a deep-seated conviction that the ness that gives scant regard to the injustice such a system does to Ger world is pretty much wrong and that rights of the w.ak in the world. And, mans in every corner of the world? he is peculiarly set apart to put it Welhelm, it's going to be hard for Can't you understand how it is going right. It's because Germanv is just a you and me to really become good to make it hard for them to do busi college graduate among the nations friends again until you change that in ness anywhere? Don’t you owe it to that «he talks like that—just a v'5?r; the character of your people—until I them. Welhelm, to put all your effici feel that in my business with ency at work now in cleansing that cis, lusty youngster who ha« studied can , I am going to have a square suspicion from the thought and mem i little to hard and not playing foot- them , regardless of my physical pow- ory of the world? ball quite enough. .When ^Germany i« deal, , that every er to enforce it. I know that I shouldn’t cal! older, she will v-... understand ------- nation feels itself divinely < ordained Of course all the government» have Welhelm; the proper formula to perform a mission in the world; lied a good deal to their people dur course is Your Majesty or somctl she will know that the highest Kultur ing the war. It will be a pretty good like that. But I’ve called you Welhelm good 1 belong» to that naion which boasts plan if you and all the rest of thi deliberately, for your own gr en the broadest tolerence. There never kings and S....1 czars can work away from want tc get you used to it. For s a nation so insignificant or so de- that habit abit after the war. because your your m... get back from the trenches ■ 1 * cp down tn people are coming back from the Welhelm, and e you all nice and based that it« people, e that they trenches w h a good deal more of the warm a: nd cozy in Pot «dam, you're their hearts, didn't be were a bit better than “show me’ spirit than they had be- going tc o notice something in their at- pie in the world. I h. fore. You will rcmember, for initar.ee, titude that wasn't there in 1913 na-irn is that one which, witl that when the war broke out you ra:s- They're going to be a little restless hout that what you were really and shuffle their feet a bit when y Oil fei'i-~ its own self esteem, happy to allow every other fightinn for was to save civilization tell them how' God has called you to the same comforting illusion. from the devastation of the Russian rule over them; and they are going to » merely dumbly doing what they are told. 1 It's coming, Welhelm; I’m trying to get you prepared for it by easy stages. I call you Welhelm. But some pri vate soldier is like as not to walk up to you and slap you on the back and call you Bill. I’ve tried to "keep hate out of my heart in this war. I don’t hate you; but we aren't the friends we were once. 1—speaking of myself and my crowd of about a hundred million— used to buy a lot of goods made in Germany, and I can buy a lot more. I want to be friends. I don’t want to hand down to my son a distrust or bitterness against any nation in the world. But, W elhelm, right now, be fore the war is over, 1 think you ought to begin making up with me. If we’re going to do business together as we used to, I’ve got to know that you're telling me the truth; I've got to know that you arc going to be just to me in accordance with deserts, not merely in proportion to my weakness; 1 must know that while you are calling on me in my parlor your friends arn’t around at the back door corrupting my cook. I don’t suppose Mr. von Bernstorff has ever told you about me at all. But there are a great many million of me, and the subjects that you and von Bernstorff correspond about—politics internal or foreign—really don’t amount to a hill of beans with me. What I'm interested in is. How are you and J, Welhelm going to be friends again? Freight Rates Low; Wages High. While receiving lower freight rates per ton per mile than the railways of any other country in the world, ex cept India, the railroads of the Unit ed States pay higher wages than the railways of any other country in the world, except Western Australia says the Railway Age Gazette in an analysis published in its current issue of a bulletin just issued by the bureau of railway economics giving compar ative statistics of the railways of the United States and of 38 foreign coun tries, representing seven-eighths of the world’s railway mileage. The article also points out that the capitalization of the railways of the United States, . 65,861 per mile, is less than that of any of the principal countries of the world, and is only from one-third of ane half as great as the capitalization of the railways of the principal countries of Europe. In the only country having lower freight rates than the United States, viz, India the cost of labor is so little as to be almost negligible, and the only country in which railway wages arc higher than in the United States is western Australia, where the aver age freight rate per ton is almost twice as great as in the United States. Basket Tower» in Action. The first basket ball game of the season is scheduled for next Monday night, Dec. 11, when the teams of Salem High School and the local high school meet at the old opera house. The Tillamok boys have been ' work- ing hard for the coming game, and those who attended the football game between these two schools know what to expect from the local boys. Other games have been scheduled for this season, some of which will be played in the Willamette valley. A series of games with Garibaldi and Bay City have been arranged and a very exciting and interesting basket ball season is expected. The hall has been rented by the high school this year and it is being repaired so that it will be comfortable for spectators. Community Christmas to be Observed Here is the first announcement of the big Christmas event for Tilla mook. It will be in the form 'of a municipal Christmas tree at a prom inent corner in the city, which will be elaborately decorated and will be ac companied by an appropriate pro gram. The committees who are re sponsible for carrying the proposi tion through to a great success and extensive enjoyment are as follows: Program—Prof. R. W. Kirk, Miss. Hazel McKown, Mrs. W. J. Hill, W. E. Noyes. Frank Dvc, ■Mrs. Carl Habcrlach, and one person from the Christian church not yet reported. Free and decorations—W. J. Hill. C. J. Edwards, E. J. Claussen, Rollie W. Watson, Henry Crenshaw and Mrs. C. C. Curtis. Publicity—Fred C. Baker, C, E. Trombley, L. V. Eberherdt and Mrs. Fred Burton. Finance—F. R. Beals and Erwin Harrison. These committees are called to meet at the city' hall Tuesday evening, Dec. 12, at 8 o’clock. L°cal Charity Work to be Placed on Permanent Basis. The following resolution was pre sented at the union Thanksgiving service last week, which explains it self. Teacher of Piano. AHHistant to Mrs. E. E Koch. Lennon» given at the home if preferred. Terms reasonable. H. T. Botts, Pres , Attorney ut-Law. John Leland Henderson. Sec retly Treaa., Attorney-at- I.aw and Notrary Public. Tillamook Title and Abstract Co. Abstract» Real Estate, Innurance. Both Phones. TII.I.ANOOK—OREGON. FISH BRAND REFLEX SLICKER Keeps out all the wet DIALERS EVERYWHERE Waterproofs, Absolute, are Markeu thus — A J. TOWÏtt CO. trf BOSTON ------ o------ Don't forget to call at my store, when you do your 'Xmas shopping. A few suggestions for 'Xmas gifts. Dressers, Dining chairs. Rocking chairs. Dining tables. Roll top desks. Over 60 satisfied customers have my ranges. Various other articles suitable for 'Xmas gifts. ALLEN PAGES STORE Football on Thanksgiving, There's only one way to report a football game and thats with amoving picture machine. The thrills arn’t contagious on paper and you've got to pay your little stipend and stand on the line if you want to get be full effect. There was a hundred million convolutions, twists, wiggles, smashes dives, trips, numerals etc., and the best we can do is simply to give our impressions of the game played bc- tween the local high school and the Firemen on Thanksgiving day. Most of the players took home several im pressions Varying in color from art indigo blue to an African black, not to mention irregularities in anatomy, but what we have in mind are the im pressions of the spectator which arc happily not quite so elemental. In the first quarter they just naturally jab bed one another back and forth over that field without getting anywhere.. It was the beef that held the High School in that quarter, for the Fire men were completely flammcrgasted for wind and the Captain couldn't speak the sign above a whisper. The second quarter was about the same as the first except that both sides were getting its second wind and using their surplus energy to grab one another by the heels, hair or other appurtenances. As usual some of the papa rooters shed all kinds of croco diles right here, but they failed to ob serve any of the rough stuff that the High School boys tried on the Fire men. Both sides put stuff across that wasn't creditable but in the heat of the game a man is apt to bear more or less ill feeling toward his oppon ent who has succeeded in breaking his head even tho it is done according to the rules. In the third quarter. Cap tain Driscoll of the Firemen got his Dutch up near the enemy’s firing line and the High School got the 2 and only points that won the game. The fourth quarter was another surging affair, with charges and counter charges. The score should have been an 0-0 affair. Taken as a whole the playing of the Firemen averaged up better than that of the High School. They should have won the game for they had more of the factors of vic- tory on their side than the High School. The high school has a few players who are really in a class by them- selves, but the average isn’t where it ought to be. It is rumored that two teams will play another game on Xmas day. If they do, and the fire men will get out and do some grilling in the meantime, they ought to prove a Safe bet. Those Firemen can play football as well as fight fire, ask the T. H. S. “The Churches and other organiza tions interested in the general welfare of the community, believe that the charitable work undertaken should be carried out in an organized way so the waste and misapplication may be kept at a minimum throughout the field of their activity, being assem- bled representatively in the annual Union Thanksgiving Service, Novem ber 30th, 1916. "First, that a permanent organiza tion having for its purpose the bear ing forth of the idea expressed by the title The United Charities of Tilla mok be effected before the Christmas holidays of 1916." "Second, that the plan of organiza tion shall consist of a representative Board of Directors, composed of not to exceed three persons, men or women, from each church or other affiliating body. "Third, that the pastor of each church and the president of each other affiliating body shall invariably be one of the three permissible rep Astounding Report for Tillamook. - o------ resentatives in each case. The wife of a merchant had stomach "Fourth, that each church or other organization, proposing to unite in trouble so bad she could cat nothing the movement, shall within a week but toast, fruit and hot water. Every from this date choose its representa thing else would sour or ferment. tives who are to be permanent mem One spoonful buckthorn bark, glycer bers of such proposed Board of Di ine, etc., as mixed in Adler-i-ka ben rectors, on the basis of term service efited her instantly. Because Adler-i- to be determined upon adoption of ka flushes the entire elementary tract governing rules, for which such it relieves any case constipation, sour / chosen representatives shall have full stomach or gas and prevents appen authority, and also for the adoption dicitis. It has quickest action of any of the policy which shall lead to the thing wc ever sold. J. S. Lamar, drug effective accomplishment of the pur gist- pose of the organization." Notice of Completed Contract. Sonic of the representations arc not yet reported. Those already named Notice is hereby given, That the City are as followed. Engineer hax filed with the undersign M. E. Church—Rev. A. G. Lacy, ed his certificate of the completion and hie approval of the wora, under cer- Mrs. F. R. Beals, D. L. Shrodc. U. B. Church—Rev. R G. Supicrlin, tai conditions, of the improvement of Fifth Street from the East side of Peter tinsel. Sti lwell Ave. to the West side of Sec ( ond Avenue East, under provision» of Christian Church— Rev. C. resolutions for establishment of Lotnl Curtis. Improvement District No. 7 and ti.at Presbyterian Church—Rev. Î. E on Monday the 18th day of December, Youcl, Mrs. W. B. Aiderman, E. M 1916. at 8 o’el« ck p. m. nt the City Hall in Tillamook City, Oregon, the Com Bales. mon Ccuncil of J'lllan.ook will con»id< r Catholic Church -Rev. Van th" accentnnre of said work. beck, Mrs. S. S. Johnson. Dated this December 5th., 1916 , Ira < ’’r- ith. Commercial Club—Fred C. City Reeord- r of Tilla C. J. Edwards, and Thad Robis mook City, Oregon. Civic Improv' pent Club—J J. Edwards, Mrs. W. W . Hl Mrs. Fred Burton. The ir.'iilf t» > ¡earn thi Any other cl: rch or organ *€»•*« that nil it* desiring to cooperate arc requr bely nr... select their reprc.i nta'ives in eondif dance with the above resolulic th< be present M the first me' ting d Board to be announced at an i date. Danger Signal. » ------ o—— If the fire bell should ring w ou 111 you run and stop _ it or _ go and help put out the fire? It is much the same way with a cough. A cough is a dang er signal as much as a fire bell. You should no more try to suppress it than to stop a fire bell when it is ringing, but should cure the disease that causes the caughing. This can neitrly always be done by taking Chamberlain's Cough Remedy. Many have used it with the most beneficial results. It is especially valuable for the persistent cough that so often follows a bad cold or an attack of the grip. Mrs. Thomas Beeching, An drews, Ind., writes: "During the win ter my husband takes cold easily and coughs and coughs. Chamberlain’s Cough Remedy is the best medicine for breaking up these attacks and you cannot get him to take any other.” For sale by Lamar's Drug Store. MARIE L. HOLDEN NOTICE. I am in the market at all times for t your baby calves—Smith “The Calf f Man,”—Both Phone». I T» v » X