TILLAMOOK LIKE AN ANCIENT FORT. HIS GREATEST GAME. 8pikod Mountain • Curiaos Ge ileyiiel i . u--. One of the m< M ium.ir,.ui If geolog­ leal freaks in Mexico is n wmiutnin situated near I’acbuia. which presents the uppeurunce at a distance of being covered with spikes. The sides of the mountain are closely studded with stone columns or palisades. These col­ umns nVe five, feet to twelve feet long and as large around as an average man’s body. It Is a remarkable uplift of nature, which has tho uppeurance, however, of being the handiwork of human beings. One side of the mountain Is almost perpendicular, and the stone columns protrude from the surface at right angles, forming an Impressive picture. Pachnca Is one of the most noted mining districts In Mexico, ami It Is said by geologists that this remarkable spiked mountain Is out of keeping with the temulnder of the formation of the mineralized region. Tho stone Is ns hard as flint and has withstood the elements for ages. The spikes form a natural battlement flint makes the mountain appear from a distance like some ancient fort. The mines of the Pachuca district are situated not far from this wonder ful freak of nature, but the forma­ tion encountered In their respective underground working* Is of an entire­ ly different kind from that of the palisade.—Pearson’s Weekly. The Climax o' Mathewson’» Fama ar a dr.j--». P..cher. We uh. ...is liave b-licved that the greatest gume that Mathewson el er pitched was the eighth and deciding contest between Boston and New York in the world's series of 1912. He ahould have shut the Red Sox out in that battle, but his team faltered and broke behlud him. and Boston finally won In ten Innings by a score of 3 to 2. Matty had been tlie unanimous choice •' his comrades. He felt that it might o last world's series game he ever 1.1 pit h, and he put into his work , lie cunning and skill that the year. j i<; given him. In those ten tunings lie gave everything he bad, and it was a marvelous exhibition of twirling. When he entered the box Ills step nils springy and his head held high He looked almost boyish. When he left the mound after the grime It wn* with bent head and lagging feet, but the Boston crowd stood up In the stands and cheered, not their team, which had Just won the world's chum plonslilp. but the defeated Mathewson Hard headed ball players Imd tours on their cheeks as they ran to Matty to throw their arms across Ills shoulders, mid McGraw hurried across to meet him from the bench, saying: “It wasn’t your fuult, Matty You pitched the greatest game I ever saw." -New York World. HEADLIGHT, ORIGIN OF PUNCHINELLO. OCTOBER 12. 191(5. ' DELINEATOR SUBSCRIBERS PLEASE CALL FOR NOV. COPIES. New Butterick Fall Patterns, 10c., 15c., 20c. (By ¿Mail 2c. extra) Butterick Quarterlies for Fall 25c. with coupon for any 10c. or 15c. Pattern, and Free November Fashion Sheets now here. A Memory of the Daye Whee Harper’s Weekly Wee a Fewer. la the days when Harper’s Weekly was at the height of Its popularity and Influence It commanded the services of the foremost illustrators In America, Including the cartoonists. Every once In awhile a group of these artists would become dissatisfied with the Harper parental control and would leave to establish an Independent Illus­ trated [taper. Having squandered their substance In riotous printing, these artists would come to themselves and return to the Harper Lome, where was bread enough und to spare. No fatted calf was killed on the return of such prodigals, but Henry .Mills Alden, the veteran editor of Harper’s Monthly Magazine, assert­ ed that the house of Harper never held a grudge against any contributor, whether artist or writer, who left to try other pustures. Such was the ori­ gin and such was the end of Punch­ inello, a comic cartoon weekly which tlrst appeared in New York city on April 2, 1870. in calling attention to the fact that the first number was dated ths first day after All Fools' day, Punchinello remarked: "This is cheering, since thus it Is manifest that Punchinello leaves all the fools and Jesters behind and Is therefore first in the race for the crown of comic laurel and the quiver of satiric shafts.” During its FREE FROM BEETLES. short life—less than a year—It was entitled to that honor.—Cartoons Maga­ FLUNG UP FROM THE SEA. Spitsbergen Is the Only Land In th« zine. World Without Them. Birth of the Bogoslof Group of th« One of the most amazing things In FAILED TO LOOK AHEAD. Aleutian Island». uatural history Is the way in which The flrat of the Bogoslof group of the beetles have triumphed In the struggle A Blunder That Has Brought Many a Aleutian Islands was born in the year for existence, says the Popular Silence Family to Grlsf. 179(1. Monthly. Of all creatures they ure by In the American Magazine a writer There was a great convulsion In the far the most numerous, no fewer than says: Bering zea about twenty-five mile» 150,000 distinct species having been “A man engaged In business ía one north of Unalaska, and an island ap­ Identified—three times the number of of the trades or professions Is strong peared above the surface of the stormy backboned animals. and healthy, and his earnings Hre ade­ waters. Tills islet, which rose to a Beetles are found practically every quate to meet the needs of himself and height of nearly 3.(100 feet above sea where—in the frost bound tracts of family and lay a little by to combat the level, wa.s christened Bogoslof by the Iceland and in tlie hot desert sands of proverbial rainy day. Russians, who then owned Alaska. It Africa, ou the highest mountains, un “In trying to make a good appear­ remained solitary and alone until 1882 dec the ground and as fossil in the ance among his friends be Ilves up to when another volcanic eruption in the deepest strata, ou laud and In water, his Income, sells the birthright of bls sea was followed by the birth of an­ on plants among stones and in wood -family for a mess of pottage In order and earth and even In the very craters to gratify his vanity or procrastinating other Island near the first. For two years the new island was the of volcanoes. habits. He is strong, and the future But theie is one place where no beetle seems a long way off. scene of an active eruption. Then it has yet been found. It Is the Inhospi ­ cooled gradually and, like the first islet “Eventually on account of accident Ixa-ame the home of seals and sen lions table land of Spitsbergen, to the north or disease he leaves the scene of action, ■nd the breeding grounds for sea birds of Russia. Here ure found the mam and hts wife and a number of small The third of the Bogoslof group was mals, birds, fish, mollusks, crustaceans, children must face the gloomy days of born tn 19<>1. The "baby" was smaller a few insects of varied specie» and the future unassisted by a bank ac­ than Its elder sister, being about a many spiders, but not a single beetle count or life Insurance policy simply While other innée ta have succeeded been use be failed to look ahead. third of a mile In diameter and with an altitude of some (100 feet, but the fol­ In some way in migrating from the “Another man has a mortgage upon lowing year another convulsion of na­ mainland, the beetles have apparently his property, and be soliloquizes In this ture resulted In nearly doubling Its been unable to cross the wide, icy manner: 'I shall meet the Interest and waters. area next year begin paying off the mort­ Since then several other Islands have gage.' The years pass, the mortgage is Whan Parasols Began. foreclosed, and he realizes when too been bom In various parts of the A leu Parasols wjien they first came into late that he failed to look ahead. tian chain.—Chicago Journal. use must have been cumbersome “Still another man lived upon tho Henri Estienne, writing in 1578, speaks principal of his physical hank account An Author's Odd Aversion. of a parn-ol as capable generally of He failed to bank energy and conserve Tho "stoic'' meal had attractions for sheltering four persons from the sun health In the form of proper physical Edward Fitzgerald, who, among bln other peculiarities, hated to see people And when they diminished in circum­ exercise and careful hygteulc living, enjoying their food. On one occasion, ference the material still remained of and exuding nature foreclosed by strik­ after a man had finished a glass of the heuvlest. lied velvet parasols, ing her victim with apoplexy." I with heavy gold fringes, were carried I wine In his company and gone out of by ladles of fashion In the days of I Canton's City of the Dead. tho room, Fitzgerald remarked with Louis XIV. At that time it was possi In Canton, about eighty miles from disgust: "Did you notice how he took up Ills glass? I am sure be likes It. ble when crossing a bridge In Paris to Hongkong, there is a place known aa hire a parasol at one end and deposit Bah!" Fitzgerald himself, according the City of the Dead. There are 194 to his biographer, A. C. Benson, "lived It at the other, the chnrge for the small houses. In each of which a corpse practically ou bread and fruit, most accommodation being a sou. Under Is lodged, at the rate of $25 for the ly apples and pears, even a turnip, the regency fashion went to the other first three months and then at a re­ with sometimes cheese or butter and extreme. Men’s parasols folded into duced rate until the geumaucers em milk puddings. But lie was not a the shape of a three cornered hat and ployed by the relatives of tho dead bigoted vegetarian. To nvoid nn ap could thus bo carried elegantly under person decide when and where the pearnme of singularity he would ent the arm. Ladies’ parasols were hinged corpse shall be buried. Silk or paper meat lit other houses and provided It In so that they could slip Into the pocket, lanterns and Imitation fruit are hung plenty for Ids guests. But tlie only for ladles had pocl.els then. -Londo: from the roof. There are screens In Spectator social nieul be cared to Join In was each room between the door and the “tea, pure und simple, with bread and coffin Tea. fruit and any other kind butter." Savon Bella. of food which the dead person liked Everybody who knows anything when on earth are placed on an altar Genius and Appetite. about nauticul mutters understands the before the coffin each morning. There Sir Francis Dalton held that a good metho la of keeping time nt sea—eight are cardboard servants standing about appetite is one of the attributes of bells every four hours From tl to 8 tn to wait on him with pl|>es or cardboard genius. “Most notabilities have been the evening Is the second dogwatch cups of tea There are also two hand­ great enters and excellent digesters on but on British shifts seven bells ibnlf some paper females placed there to the same principle Hint the furnace past 7i of the second dogwatch nre guide his spirit on the way to heaven. which can nii.se more steam than Is never struck All other ships, even the usual for one of Its size must burn Amciiean. strike these Itella During Hitching to a Star. more freely and well than Is com­ the Napoleonic wars there was a great Many people Interpret the familiar mon.'' Scott was of the same opinion mutiny In the British miv" The crews In a letter to Canning respecting an of the fleets lying nt Splthend mid the phrase "Hitch your wagon io a star" article promised to the Quarterly Re­ Nora agreed to rise simultaneously as being un Injunction to “alm high." view he advises him to break the neck against their officers. The signal Emerson, who Introduces thia expres­ of It after a hearty meal, “preferably agreed upon was seven bells of the sion In Ids easily on civilisation, meant of boiled chicken." And lie practiced second dogwatch. The mutiny actually no such thing. He says his Imagina­ what he preached, for. like Tennyson. began at the arranged time, but fulled, tion Is greatly stirred by the waves. If Dickens. Thackeray and tunny other the ringleaders being executed Ever an engine could l>e built which would nineteenth century authors. Scott was since then seven bells of the second accumulate iHl the power of the waves, an excellent trencherman. — Loudon dogwatch has never been struck OD since the tide makes the waves and the moon niaken the tide, we could use this Opinion British ships, naval or mercantile. enormous powor to run our manufac­ tories and move our wagons. Thus we Ths Romans Drssssd For Dinner. The Misguided Friend. would "hitch our wagon to a star.”— A sartorial authority nays that the De Chapple If there's any one nut Professor John Erskine at Cbautanqua. I custom of dressing for dinner begnu i with the Romans. It was a simpler sauce I hate more than another It's a procedure than at present. A loose fellow who Is always going around In Don't Be Envious. robe of tine material was dotmed for trodm-iug people. There’s Goodlieart. Crush all envy out of your heart The for Instance. Bouttown What's he tile evening meal, preferably at home envious person is in pain upon all oc­ but In cases where guests came from n been doing? De Chapple-The Idiot' casions which ought to give him pleas­ The other day he Introduced me to a distance to the home of the host he ure The relish of his life la lost, and kept a supply of dinner clothes on hand man I owed money to. and I’d lieen the objects which administer the high owing It so long he ’ d forgotten all for the use of Ids guests who came uu est satisfaction to those who are ex­ i about me Sow I II hnie to pay up or provided. empt from this passton give the quick­ be sued. - Loudon Telegraph. est pangs to persons who are subject Lawyers* Way. to It. All the perfections of their fel­ “I can t anderstand why those two Ssrsna Sarcasm. low creatures are odious Don't bo lawyers cull It n deed of trust.“ "You have completely upset my train envious “Why not?" of thought." exclaimed the Irascible “From the care with which they are man. Ito Spaed. drawing It up It Is quite evident that “1 shouldn't call anything so easily "The fact that Aunt Jennie has a they don't trust each other.”—Pitts upset a train." commented his irritat­ bad cold does not seem to affect her burgh Chronicle-Telegraph. ing wife “It’s more like a canoo."- talklug capacity tn the least." Washlngton Star. “I noticed she had considerable Wholesale. hoarse power left"—Baltimore Amer­ “Tour husband Is worse? Did you A Natural Mistake. ican. forget the medicine?" TheConfuaed Lady 8hopi>er— Beg par. “8o as not to forget it I gave him don str. Imt are you a floorwalker? The A Well Pleased Man. the whole bottle at ouce."— Browning’s Muddled Man Shopper- Where else "WUy don't you get married, colo- Magazine. could I walk? Do 1 look like a fly?-— nel ?" Exchange “I am not so cruel. It would make one happy and a hundred unhappy."— Know ti e Scheme. Spend It t I aav. .>ld chai». If I* you bring a smile to the trembling Fllegende Blaetter. would lend me I could make lip« of nnother you will soon discover Smart—llow would you make the other that h smile Is‘alighting on your own Quicksilver la thirteen and a half lips ■aeuty fir»?— Boston Transcript. times heavier than water. I Important Notice Regarding Gold Bond Trading Stamps. TN AS-MUCH-AS the Oregon Trading Stamp 1 Law now on the Statute Books is similar to the Washington and Florida Laws, and furthermore, that these laws have been acknowledged by the Supreme Courts as Constitutional Enactments we anticipate the early enforcement of the Oregon State Law governing the giving of Premiums in the form of Trading Stamps Every Woman in Tillamook County is Invited to A MILLINER Y E VENT That for Saving Possibilities so Early in the Season Has no Parralel. WING to the excepti anally fine weather we have been ex­ periencing just recently our stock of superb styles in Fall Milli­ nery has not been moving as quick­ ly we would like. In order, there­ fore, to encourage early buying we are prepared to sacrifice profit for we realize that it is much better to sacrifice profit now than to sacri­ fice profit and cost price later. Every model offered in this event is absolutely exclusive in style and design, up-to-date and perfectly finished. As under the law it will be financially impossible for us to continue the practice of giving Trading Stamps after the enforcement of this Act, we would urge all our custo­ mers who have partially filled books to endeavor to have them tilled as early as possible. We are prepared as here-to-fore to live up to our guar­ antee, that is, to redeem all filled books for $2.00 in Cash or $2.50 in Merchandise. O A Sense of Economy—and Desire to be Well Dressed, Commends the Wearing of these Pretty White Wash Waists. $7.75 to $9.00 FALL MILLINERY PRICED SPECIALLY $6.48 Every Hat this Season’s Style. At ahis extra-ordinary saving price you are offered some of the best values and most exclusive styles in the store today. Come and see what such amodest sum of money will buy in the way of an absolutely exclusive model for your fall adorn­ ment. Actual values to $9.00. iPriced Specially at.................. $6.48 $4.75 to $5.50 FALL MILLINERY PRICED SPECIALLY The New Wirthmor