TILLAMOOK GOT THE HOHSES ASHORE. And He Didn’t Go About It In the Reg* u!ar C.'.’sia! Way, Either. In his younger Jays :;j- Hr; an yju. hon was quite a < li.aavter In the unity and many are the tales that are told of bls daredevil recklessness and bis no less ready resourcefulness In an emer­ gency. Once, for instance, a lot of horses had to be unloaded nt Ismallin. There were no boats and there was shortage of slings, to say nothing of grommets, breast girths and all the other queer paraphernalia that disembarking o!3- cers delight in. But Mahon, who is. of course, a son of Erin's isle, had seen horses disem­ barked on the wild Irish coast many and many a time in rough and ready fashion, ami lie knew what they could do when they had to. So. while the others were discussing wavs and means below decks, he simply threw these horses overboard. The animals promptly swam ashore, and while the horror stricken disem­ barking officer was looking on aghast, too surprised even for words. Mah n ordered the trumpet for "stables" to be sounded, and every horse promptly lined up on the beach.—London Tele­ graph. DRILLED TO PERFECTION. Secret of the Military Success ef “the Madman of the North." From drill man gets accustomed to doing under any circumstances what hr.s been hammered Into his brain time after time till It becomes second nature to him. Charles XII. of Sweden, “the mad­ man of the north," ripped most of Europe up the back again and again because Ills soldiers were drilled to perfection before he let them take the Held at a time tvhen there was great neglect of drill in other armies, lie valued 1,000 well drilled lighters above 10.000 not so well drilled, and. madman or genius. Ids judgment was vindicated repeatedly in terrible battles. One night Charles XII. was surprised in Poland by an attaeklug army of 8,000 when ids scant force of 000 was sleeping like the dead from the ex­ haustion of a hard march. Before his out- csts and sentinels could be driven in bis small band was aroused, mount­ ed. formed in battle line—all in pitchy blackness—and swung into a fierce charge upon the enemy. By daylight the Russians and Toles who had thought to eat him up were virtually annihilated.—Westminster Gazette. How Clouds Are Colored. OBSCURE HEROES. Twelve leiys ii>uk un nc.indoued hand car and placed It <>u the l.ackawauua tracks near the Paterson station. By chance the station agent saw them speeding by aud telegraphed to a tow erman a mile away at l’ntersou Junc­ tion to stop them. The towermau knew that an express was Just behind the boys und opened a switch, throwing them and tbelr stolen car down an em­ bankment; then he closed the 3witch as the express came around the curve behind them, and little they knew that they bad throwu dice with death and won, thanks to the foresight of these two men on the Job. These are the heroes of peace, these obscure, unknown men. doing their duty practically 305 days out of the year. In the news account the name of the towermau was not even mentioned, but he has twelve Ilves to bis credit, and twelve homes have been spared from mourning, aud twelve boys are given another chance to finish their careers. IVe get so accustomed to the men on the Job that we forget what part the integrity of the workman playa in the mechanism of modern Ufa. from the man tn tho tower to the trackwalker, from the engineer to the chief dis­ patcher. If all these cogs were not true and working in unison every minute In the hour, where would the safety of our lives be? These heroes of peace, who wear no ribbons and medals and no service colors, give the lie to those who »ay hiimau nature Is not essentially hon­ est.—Philadelphia Bulletin. BOUNDARY LINES. Mostly Straight In Our Land, Crooked and lllogloal Abroad. Moat United States boundaries are straight lines, and the majority of these lines are due north and south or east and weak Where the lines are not straight they are nearly always established either by rivers or by mountain ridges. It Is very simple to know where one state ends and an­ other begins. In Europe, on the contrary, nearly all boundaries are established by crooked and usually Illogical Tines. The frontiers wind about like foolish cow paths. The more Important lines are definitely established, for they are too important to be left In doubt But on some of the dividing lines guessing be­ comes a fine art The arbltrnrlneaa of European bound- arles is largely a relic of the old un­ scientific centuries. But even In this highly scientific century, when new lines are to be laid out, they follow the old meandering custom. After the Balknn wars the new boundaries were fixed as they were 500 years ago, whol­ ly without regard to geometry qr sim­ plicity. Tho contrast Is a minor indication of a fundamental difference. The new world Is more businesslike than the old. It goes more directly to the point It does practical things in a more practical way A straight line is more practical than a curl or an arabesque. And so the United States la strong for straight line».—Cleveland ¡Main Dealer. Soft Answer. “Did Flardlucks bear Ufa misfortune like a man?** “Exo tly like one He blamed It all on his wife.”—Judge BILLS ALLOWED BY COURT. Ths»« Humble Workers Only De Their Road District No. 1. Duty and Wear No Modal». J- Josi ........................................ •The pcjor of a cloud depends on the planner Ip which the sunlight falls Upon it and the position of the ob- Bex'xef. Jt will be noticed fbljt higlf clouds are always white or light iq color, and this Is because fl)g Hgljt |;y which they are seen is reflected from the under surface by the numberless drops of moisture which go to form the cloud. Heavy rain clouds, on the other hand, are found much nearer the earth, und so the light falls on them pjore directly from above, giving a sil­ ver lining to .he Cloud, though .he un­ der gurfoue pppears black, pwing tq the complete n»fie< tlpii apd pbsorptioq of the light by the upper Iqygr^ Seeq fyviu above by an observe» in a bq|- 8»v»d by a Dr»am. jooti the blackest rain clouds appear qi A former living at Ijipford, England, the most dazzling brilliant white dreamed thrice In »uccpsslqq that be saw a pit dug In one of hl» field» and Duels In Greenland, some of his property cast Into It. At In Greenland when one man has the third time of dreaming he got up. been Insulted by another the adversa­ dressed and went out. He beard the ries each compose a satire In verse. thud of a spade and caught sight of a This each man recites to his household man digging by lantern light- The until the servants and the women digger tied at bli approach. It was a know it by heart Then a place of grave upon which he had been at work. meeting Is appointed The two men. By its brink lay a huge knife. Ou his the lnsulter and Insulted, the offender way back the farmer met one of his and the offended, stand face to face, maidservants. She had had a quarrel pnd each recites his poem. Ills friends with the man to whom she had been Btid servants form a chorus. Each man engaged, she said, but he had prevailed trie» hard to raise the laugh against upon her to meet him for the last time his adversary Each man speaks in at 2 o’clock that morning, when he had (turn, whipplug the enemy with epi­ something to show her "This Is what gram and quip, aud «iter two hours of ge bad to show you." said the farmer, tltis wordy battle the miwtlqg give? [eadlng her to the grave.—London Tat- the victory to him of the two adversa­ 1#F- _______ ________ ries who bn» amused the whole as­ i Pretty Pee» Pile?- sembly most. ’ “I was out with Um»on In hl» auto­ mobile the other evening," said the fat An Odd Team. Over one 0.35 >50 <6 50 549 57 873.25 >»,510.34 Bay City Cement Works ... ........ 112.76 Star Garage .............................. .......... 97.50 Howard Cooper Co.................. ........ 71.25 F. W. Farrington Jr................ 47 50 Pacific Tent and Awning Co 43.12 lluWluulll chock Co............... 50.31 Hiner ac Reed ........................... 48.75 The Electric Store ................. ........ 20.00 Nick Pelz ................................... 68.75 Will Goeres ............................. ......... 47.50 Feldschau & Jackson ............. 41.25 Feldschau & Jackson............. 23.75 W. B. Aiderman....................... 20 00 James Cripps ........................... 10.00 Markus Reust ........................... 57.50 W. H. Leach ............................. 56.25 Oregon Box & Mfg Co............ 10.00 W. S. Cone ................................ . . 23.75 Tom Lyster .............................. 12.50 L. M. Lüsberg ......................... 20.00 M. Harrison ............................. . . 32.50 Wm. Higley ................ ,.......... Arenz Con. Co............................. Adam Prohmoder ................... Frank Heyd & Co...................... Wm. Latimer ........................... Tillamook Clay Works.......... Feldschau ................................... Cacper Schlappi ....................... Preston Marolf ....................... Willard Johnson ..................... S. W. Henkle .......... 4.............. ike Quick ................................. Emil Krebs ............................... G. Wyss ........................... C. Tilden ......................... Bob Stillwell ................... J. Bredeen ............. Ralph Blum .......... Chas Milk ............. L. Benton ............ Alvin Stornum ... Pete Erickson .... G. Graves ............... Harry Simmons . . Chas Fleck ........... B. Fleck ................. Fred Lester ........ Lord Kellow ........ Leslie Walker .... C. Pearson ............ E. Benscheidt .... J. Farazo ............... Alvin Blum .......... John Blum .......... John Graf ............ Will Turner.......... C. E. Walker . ..r. H Nelson .............. John Proctor........ Fred Blum ............. C. Moore ............... B. E. Turner........ H. G. Parson ........ Fred Robitsch .. . Tom Blackburn .. Fred Bonin ........... Ray Erickson .... Alex Walker ........ O. K. Quish ........ Ben Jacobs ............ Jess Davis ............ Ed. Stasek ............ Lewis Anderson .. Will Hare .............. Gordon Hare........ Alfred Smith ........ Fred Travis........... Andrew Anderson C A. Swenson .... E. B. Jacoby ........ J. Beebeheiser ... C. W. Thurman .. Frank Hediger ... West Day .............. Coney Dye ............ Roy Deeter .......... R .Martin .............. H. Garland ............ B. Nelson ............... O. Nelson .............. J. Martin ........ .. Joe Baumgartner . Tom Buffin .......... S. V. Anderson ,. John Naegli .......... G. G. Graves ........ H. Honkins .......... N. J. Dye ............... Q. Pangborne .... Frank Powers .... Ben Nelson .......... Preston Marolf ■ ■ . James Cripps .......... -.-. x .. Henry Lando Joe Baumgartner G. G, Graves .... Herman Hopkins Tory Haugen ... Ed. Mitchel ........ J. S. Graham .... C. Haugan .......... t 1 A. Finlayson ,,,, W. C, Trombley . Ed. Jacoby .... S, Carter ........ 'J. W. Hesler .. A. E. Holden . Ben Darby ... I Frank Blaser .. Guy Vaughn .. H. Wilks ........ Ed Staseck ... L. Blazer ........ Ben Jacobs .... Eli Steinnon . . L. Holden ........ Mat Weber ... -. -, -. -, X X Roy Mapes ... X X X X *. -. R. Ford ............ X P. Marolf M. Peftz . . . . Albert Darby . Walter Heise) Tony Werner . Max Rice ..... Ben Darby ... Joe Blazer ... Clarence Tilden ... R. Thompson ..... F. L. Tex ............... W. Johnson ...... W. Hcitsman........... C. W. Henkle ......... Chas Thurman .... Antonio Turro .... E. I. Parish ............. Fred Dow ................. W. M. Nichslosm . . P. E. Walker ........ F. J. Patterson .... A. D. Devine........... C. E. Walker ........ A. Peterson ............. R. Simmons .......... W. L. Veatch......... N. C. Harri» .......... Reed West ............ A. D. Rechter ........ Jno Wyss ................. Chas Hiner.............. A. Walker................. J. H. Hester .......... E. D. Hester ........... D. Van Allmen .... Peter Süden ........... J. R. Willford .... A. Feldschau ........... Z. Wells ................... Craig Edgar .......... Antonio Turro .... C. E. Walker .... Z. Wells ................... Feldschau & Jackson ... 247.01 Feldschau & Jackson........ , ■ 1131,32 Uml> Schrader Co, .......... 4473.05 Tillamook Iron Works........... 53.62 F. C. Knowle» ......................... «2.15 Fred L. Fox ............................. 996.10 A. E. Holden ......................... 13.30 Alvin Stormer ........................... 14.63 A .G. Johnson ........................... 75.00 I F. Larson ............................... *.50 Pae. Tel and Tel Co.................. 1.50 Standard Oil Co........................ 10 00 Guy Ford ......... 30.00 8.62 40.20 48.00 101.20 87.30 193.oó 6.35 2.50 34.00 16,25 77.26 862.67 96.00 26.00 6.00 6.00 2.16 5.80 3.50 4.05 8.25 649.30 500 25.00 6.00 4.85 2.25 41.00 38.00 38.00 33.00 31.00 30.00 39.00 R. E. Wilson Co........................ 12.15 Albert Boon ............................. 48.05 M. Bailey ................................... 7.50 Dirk Rutgers............................. 98.41 J. M. Weiss and Sons .......... 147.43 J. E. Cochran ........................... 47.12 H. M. Farmer ........................... 3.65 J. M Baker ............................... 100.00 H. Hayward ............................. 2.00 Cloverdale Tel Co..................... 12.50 Mrs. Chas. Murphy ................. 7.25 E. G. Anderson ....................... 13.00 Dan Fletcher ............................. 6.35 Dixon .......................................... 39.86 Dirk Rutgers ........................... 265.47 W. R. Robedee ......................... 1,65 J. M. Weiss and Sons............. 18.00 Mallory, Blum & Haas........ 1111.50 Total ............................... >5,697.64 General Fund. C. A. Johnson ......................... 175.00 Marie Kamrn ............................. 27.50 Bushong & Co........................... 56.50 E. W. Stanley et al................. 25.15 Wheeler Reporter ................... 7.50 T. M. Hurlburt ....................... 1.25 J. C. Holden .................................. 276.33 H. Crenshaw ............................. 283.33 P. W Todd ............................... 22.16 W. S. Buel ................................. 183.83 B. L. Beals ............................. 83.33 A. M Hare ............................. 118.15 Geo. R. McKimens ................. 94.55 T. E. Epplett ........................... 24.20 55.00 Total ......................... ... >15,738.71 T. E. Epplett ............................ Pacific Tel and Tel Co............ 38.65 Road District No. 3. 10.00 Nellie Crum ............................. 50.00 W. H. Kandle .... 2.50 Mutual Tel. Co........................... 5.70 Chas Kandle ........ 5.00 Clarence Davis ......................... » 8.00 Orba Craven ........ 6.25 Frank Heyd & Co......................... 5.50 Archie May ........... 2 50 Tillamook Headlight ............ 4 2.00 John Weiss ........... 2.50 Tillamook Herald ..................... 3 350 Dell Penter .......... 2.50 Mrs. F. P. Hobson ................. 30.00 Oliver Beckworth 2.50 Tillamook Feed Co.................... 5.00 Lin Witman .......... 38.75 Tillamook Feed Co................. 10.00 Ralph E. Welsh .. 32.50 Dr. J. L. George ..................... 16.00 Bert Downs ........... 23.75 Berns Bros ............................... 6.99 L. P Gray .............. 28.50 Crystal Laundry ....................... 1.90 John Slakes ........... 7.43 1.87 L) S. Bovakin ........................... C. A. McDonald .. 91.00 Geo. W. Phelps ....................... 6.40 Chas Murphy ........ 10.00 30.00 Tohl & Anderson ................... Geo. Shaver ........... 65 00 Conover & Condit ................... 9.20 Geo. Ramsey ........ 20.60 24.35 R. H. Cady ............................... Joe Jenk .................. 75.00 Nehalem Drug Co.................... 6.70 Forest Ayer .......... 24.45 6 25 H. Mason & Co......................... Clyde Lane ............ 50.00 13.43 T. B. Handley ......................... Ed. Pearson............. 75.00 Helen Epplett ........................... 1.00 U. S. Edwards .... 2125 Walter Sedro ........................... 2.00 Jim Imlah ............... 19.68 Cloverdale Garage ................. 4.75 Fred Lewallen .... 1.50 22.50 R. E. Wilson .................'.......... J. Davis ................... 4.00 23.12 P. Bosma ................................... Vernie Kellow .... .95 27.00 King & Smith Co...................... J. D. Pearson ........ 1.47 17.50 Ira E. Ogden ............................. O. Kellow ............... 48.16 18.75 A. L McCarty ........................... John Wilson .......... 17.50 Oregon Agricultural College 375.00 A. Lane ................... 3.75 33.12 Jeff Harris ............................... C. Lewallen ............ 32.50 J. C. Bewley ............................. 6.26 Claud Lane ............. 3375 J. F. Jones ................................. 8,62 Victor Lane ........ .. 5.80 12.50 E. W .Stanley ........................... Harold Brant 93.65 12.50 F. L. Owens ............................. Clyde Lane ,A,.... 3.12 Coast Power Co........................ 23.25 VirgiJ Keiiow ........ 12.50 Jones Knudson Fur. Co.......... 22.60 Forrcat Ayer ........ 12.00 P. n, Ott ................................... 10.00 A. A. Imlah .......... 2.50 L. S. Hushbeck ....................... 20,00 Jim Beggs .............. 10 0Q Alex McNair Co........................ 150.75 W. Edwards .......... 10,00 Plasker Bros ........... s............ 260.45 Fred Affolter ........ 10.00 Tillamook Drug Store............. .75 Fred Scinzer .......... 10.15 10.00 C. A. Dunn ............................... Arthur Tatro........ 10.00 Tillamook Garage ................... 130.00 Oscar Taggart .... t » fy.00 J. C Holden ............................... 26.93 Harold Brandt ....., 5.00 City Transfer Co....................... 11.10 Emery Brandt .... 500 Robert Cutlet........ Total ............................... >3,101.71 2.50 G. W. Ramsey ... 5.00 Ralph Sutton ........ 5.00 Notice of Teachers' Annual Institute. Jim Sutton ............ 5,00 Alfred Bower ........ 6 00 U. S. Edwards .... The Annual Teachers’ Institute for 22.50 Tillamook County will be he held in J. E. Cochran ........ • ••••• \ \» 10.00 the high school building at Tillamook Glen Cochran ........ • • \ 13.75 on October 23-24-25. The following Joe Aufdermauer .., \ V *•-• » . • •• 13.75 instructors have been secured: J. D. Wilson, 1?X75 O. Kellow- ............ J. A. Churchill, Supt. Public In­ 13.75 struction, Salem, Ore. Claud Lewallen ... 12.50 lames Imlah .......... Miss Florence Fox, Specialist in 9.35 primary education, U. S. Bureau of Verne Kellow ........ 21.50 Education, Washington, I). C. Clyde Lane ............ 6.87 C. M. Lane ............ M. S. Pittman, Head of Dept. Rural 6.87 School Supervision, Monmouth, Ore. Russel Kellow .... 6.87 Fred Lewallen .... H. C. Seymour, State Leader Boys' 18.00 and Girls’ Industrial Club Work, Cor­ A. E. Meyer ........... 7.50 vallis, Ore. F. L. Martin .......... 9.68 H. Bailey ................ F. C. Ayer, Ph. D., Specialist in 9.68 School Administration, Eugene, Ore. Loys Craven .......... 10.94 Jim Sutton .......... .. Mrs. Harriet H. Heller, Ass't. Supt. 2 50 Boys’ and Girls’ Aid Society, Port­ Richard Miles ..... 2.00 land, Ore. Ona Bailey ....... 22.50 P. C. Myei ............ F. E. Carleton, Asst. State Supt., 20.00 Salem, Oregon. Fred Scherzinger . 15.00 Harold Scherzinger R. W. Kirk, Supt. Tillamook High 15.00 school. Arthur Tatro ......... 19.37 Fred Affolter ........ An evening session will be held on 18.75 Tuesday evening, October 24, from M. Bailey ................. 11.25 8:00 to 10;00 p.m. Oscar Carver ........ 7 50 E. Eddings ............. The pupils and friends of the 3.75 schools are cordially invited to at­ Ralph Sutton ......... 52.50 tend any and all of these sessions. J. E. Cochran ........ 77.50 Elmer Bailey .......... W. S. Buel, Co. School Supt. 40.00 Clarence Hushback 31.25 M. Dudley ............... Presbyterian Church. 35.00 Joe Jenck ................. 67.50 P. Jenck ................... services at the Presbyter­ 72.50 ian Regular H. Sanders ............... Church next Sunday at the usual 50.00 hours. G. W. Shaver......... 50.00 Forrest Gi»t............ The subject of the morning sermon 67.50 Guy Mattoon ........ "Investment of the One Talant.” The 66 25 children's talk "Guess Who?” Ray Hushback .... 35 00 Jim Beges ............... The evening subject "A Builder who 57.50 Kept on the Job.” The fourth dis­ Archie Gist ............. 30.00 cussion in the character series. Lloyd Peck ............. 250 Toney Jenck ........ A cordial invitation and a welcome 17.50 for all who are at liberty to attend Ed Pierson ............. 2 50 these services. Frank Von Emo .. 1.25 W. B. Aune ............ 2.50 Frank Owen» ......... For Chapped Skin. 7.50 Peter Bellique........ 10 00 Gilbert Belleque ... Chapped skin whether on the hands 32.50 Wilbur Booth ........ .62 or face may be cured in one night by J. W. Hester ........ .31 applying Chamberlain’s Salve. It is Fred Dunham ..... .31 also unequaled for sore nipples, burns Harley Curl ........... .62 and scalds. For sale by Lamars Drug Fred Lyster........... .31 Store. Chas. Baker .......... 10.00 Lee Lyster .............. Da (pendency 23.75 R B. McClay .......... 16.00 A. A. Imlah............. When you feel discouraged and des­ 30.93 A. Clark .................. 30 00 pondent do not give up but take a Jim Bodyfelt........... 30.00 dose of Chamberlair's Cablets and Ross Chilcott ........ 20.00 you are almost certain to feel all right Fritz Drebert ........ 8 75 within a day or two. Despondency ts Chas Jensen ........... 8.75 very often due to indigestion and bil­ Claud Hussey ........ 25.00 iousness, for which these tablets are Roy Sailing ............. 23.12 especially valued. For sale by Lamars Robt. Waymire ... 9.37 Drug Store. John Dyke ............... 9 37 Edd Morehead .... When You Take Cold. 1 87 I E. Sperry ............. 30.00 Ward Sappington With the average man a cold is a 6 25 Arthur Foster ........ 6 25 serious matter and should not be trif­ Derk Rutger .......... 17.50 led with, as some of the most danger­ John Fleck ....... 7 50 ous diseases start with a common Henry Brooten .... Cough 27 50 cold. Jake Chamberlain's W. Hudson ............ 17.50 remedy and get rid of your cold as W. A. Porter ........ 12 50 quickly as possible. You are not ex­ Erwin Scrach ........ 1.50 perimenting when you use this rem­ James Bodyfelt .... 14 95 edy, as it has been in use for many Jim Bodyfelt ........ 52 25 years and has an established reputa­ Joe Aufdermauer . . 25.00 tion. It contains no opium or other A. C Denel ............ 40.50 narcotic. For sale by Lamars Drug Cloverdale Mere. Co. .. 5.40 Store. Cloverdale Garage.........