TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 12, 1916. ADVERTISING RATES. Legal Advertisement*. » business interests of this city were getting their eyes open. FREE TRADE SCRAP. Culled from Leading Newspaper». A JOKE THAT FAILED, ------ o- .10 First Insertion per line ............. The Democrats claim that Wilson Yes, the factories are running, but Tried on "Stonawall” Jackson, It Aoted tna Wrong Way. Each subsequent insertion, line. •OS kept us out of war. Rats. The presi­ iu the hum of a great many of them "Mujor Thomas J. Jackson, later the dent has not kept us out of war, for you can hear the booming of the can­ Business and Professional cards one month....................................... 1.00 no one can deny the fact that this non on European battlefields and the I famous 'Stonewall' Jackson, was our country has manufactured munitions groans of the dying. Hang such pros- Instructor in mathematic* and drilled Locals per line each insertion... OS of war by the wholesale and sold I perity as that. the students in artillery tactics," said Display advertisements, an inch them to the allies to kill off the Ger­ ----- o General Armistead, an antebellum mans. What the president should have President Wilson says he is for one month..................................... •50 graduate of the Virginia Military insti­ done when the horrible war started “America First” but he has not advis­ tute. “‘Old Jack,' as the students All Resolutions of Condolence was to have placed an embargo on ed the repeal of the tariff law which and Lodge Notices, per line . •05 munitions of war being shipped from gave so much joy to the hearts of the called him, with his worn uniform, Notices, lost, strayed or stolen Because it’s a re­ the United States. But he did not do stockholders and employees of fac­ faded cap, usually perched at a ridicu­ lous angle upon his big head, rusty old so, and the usual custom prevailed of tories in Europe and Asia. etc., minimum rate, not ex­ fined gasoline—not cavalry saber and ungraceful gait, was ------ o ceeding five lines ..................... .2' neutral countries selling munition* of a mixture. war to the countries at war. As a re­ What good does steel common at tn appearauce far from our beau ideal sult it brought about a large amount 100 do we of the common herd if we of a ao'dler. Nevertheless it was ier for keeping the hand steady­ I have inquiries for weaned calves prompt service as the present sheriff, ly overcome if the beverage is prepar­ of all kinds. If you have any for l he taxpayers will be voting for a which would be a direct benefit to the every measure advocated by Protec­ being always in readiness. The usual ed with green tea and boiling waler and shippers in obtaining tionists will be favorably considered brand was an "R” applied to the left sale, call me up on either Phone or clean, capable, and reliable sheriff, dairymen and not allowed to soak more than a cheaper freight rates. in England. write me, giving full particulars as who received the Republican nomina­ shoulder. Child stealing, etc., however, few minutes. The longer the tea is ex- to age, breed and condition with tion in a clean campaign. He has were at one time punished by branding , posed to hot water the more tannic For Sale or Trade for an Auto. price of each, and I will call and America Loses to Japan. made an excellent deputy sheriff and the offender with "R" on the shoulder acid will be dissolved out, while the look them over—Remember—I can is deserving of promotion. He has 40 acres, with small house, cost (for rogue). "M" on the right hand (for solution from the first five minutes use anything in the baby calf line Mr. lulean Arnold, American com­ made good as deputy and will make mauslayen and -T" on the left hand contains very little. I strongly recom­ and can use them any time, summer mercial attache, accredited to Japan, $300.00. 32 fruit trees and shubbery good as sheriff. (for thief). — Pall Mail Gazette. mend a cup of coffee or two for 3 years old, watered with 3 springs, or winter. Call up when you have has returned to this country to tell us adults in the morning, though with one for sale and I will call for it. The cement trust found a splendid about trade conditions in the Orient. but three large trees, rest vine maple children the sleep is more important and small timber, all good land and SMITH, “The Calf Man . Perforated Stamp*. egg’s nest in Tillamook, and as a . s- We shall be glad to learn why it is ■ and stimulation is usually unneces ­ The man who Invented perforated sult cement pavement is on a par with that Japan has increased her exports can be plowed if cleared. $ acre* sary. _________________ the high cost of living. But why pay to the United States from $92,000,- cleared and fenced. sheet* of (tamps made a big fortune J. S .Stephcus, tribute to the cement trust? Over in 000 in 1913, under our protective out of the idea. It Is said to have first DON'T WAIT Room "1” Commercial Bldg Clackamas County Judge Anderson tariff, to $148.000,000 in 1916, under occurred to a bunting man who wanted Other farm property, but the above to stamp a letter, but could not lay his gave uot a statement thus it cost Democratic tree trade, while our ex­ Take Advantage of a Hillsboro Citi­ $7,134, which includes grading, per ports to her have increased from $58 - is a snap for a short time. Candidate For band on knife or scissors. He suddenly zen’s Experience. Some choice city lots for «ale. mile for asphaltic cement pavement. 000,000 in 1913 to only $75,000,. bethought himself of his spur Run ­ When the back begins to ache. For the mile of concrete road just 000 in 1916. Inasmuch as "He kept Don’t wait until backache becomes ning the rowel along, be perforated the HEAR WITHOUT EARS. completed it cost the county nearly us out of war,” presumably the things I edges of the stamp, tore it off and thus chronic; double that amount of money, about Japan sent us were peace products. ’Till kidney troubles develop; $5 ,000 of which is for cement. With­ Inasmuch as Japan is in a state of Police and Detectives Are Using Lip started a revolution.—London Tatler ’Till urinary troubles destroy night's Reading in Place of the Dic­ out grading it cost Clackamas Coun­ war, and is manufacturing enormous Test. A capable, efficient resident tax­ Tranaformation. ty only $6,364 40 per mile for hard- quantities of war material for Russia, tagraph. Profit by a Hillsboro citizen's ex­ payer who will perform the duties of surfacing. Surely it is time that the it is fair to assume that a large per­ 1 housands of deaf people are today An Eugllah farmer had a number of perience. cost of constructing hard surfaced centage of our exports to her during throwing away all hearing devices guest* to dinner and was about to help Zina Wood, Broadway St., Hills­ his office without prejudice or dis­ pavement in this county should be re­ 1916 consisted of war products. We and enjoying all conversation. This them to some rabbit when be discov­ boro, Ore., says: "Doan’s Kidney crimination, and without assistant at cannot keep up our war order busi­ method is easily and quickly acquired ered that the dish was cold. Calling Pills helped my back and relieved me duced. an additional cost to Tillamook ness with Japan forever, but, under through our system. Absolutely the ------ o trouble. I recommend I the servant, he exclaimed. “Here. ■of kidney We understand that logging opera­ the present Tariff law, Japan can in­ only thing of its kind in the country. them as first class kidney medicine. I County.—(Adv.) Mary, take thia rabbit out and 'eat It tions will soon start on the South side crease the vale of her peace expor­ Out proposition is entirely original. haven’t used them to any great extent of Tillamook Bay. Tillamook City tation to us. Cost is trifling. Sec what New Inter­ and bring It back rf tittle ’otter!” but what I took relieved my back in Possible Mr. Arnold may also ex­ national Encyclopaedia says on Lip gets it in the neck again, for there is short order.My experience proves that C. O. D. no road there so that the business can plain to us why it is that a couple of Reading. Hundreds of people with Doan’s Kidney Pills can benefit the years ago the United States controll ­ come to this city. Sonic of our sleepy, normal hearing are taking up Lip Tommy—Mamma had a lot of thing* system." Price 50c. at all dealers. ed 21 per cent of the Pacific Ocean do nothing, business men who com­ reading for the many additional ben­ ■ant home C. O. D. today. What does Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy plain about poor business had better freight carrying business, and Japan efits gained. You can understand <1 O. D. mean? Tommy's Pop—C. O. —get Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same controlled 33 per cent, while to-day wake up to what is going on, for it what the actors arc saying just as far D, my son. mean* "Call on Dad."— that Zina Wood had. Foster-Milburn was a base discrimination to take the the United States control 2 per cent, away as you can see them. The eye Philadelphia Record. Co.. Props., Buffalo, N. Y. and Japan controls 55 per cent money that was appropriated for Bay­ understand* beyond the range of Imports from Canada increased hearing. Send no money, btit mention ocean and spend it elsewhere. The Another Definition. $40,000,000 in 1914 over 191$ and * Mr. Hughes put it in a nutshell: this paper and state whether or not business men would have done a nice IJttle Willie -Say. pa, what la * co­ we lost $71,000,000 in exports. Un­ little businss with the new logging “Our opponents promised to reduce you arc deaf. All particulars will be enterprise had the road to Bayocean the cost of living. This they have fail­ sent you absolutely free and with no quette! Pa—A coquette, my son, is a derwood was worth $111,000,000 to been built, but little or none of it will ed to do; but they did reduce the op­ expense to you. Address, School of