' • 4, TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. AUGUST 24. 1916. What the Editors Say. PANES OF POSTAGE STAMPS. •---------- O- The first automobile to come over the new road from Tillamook to Sea­ side arrived last Friday morning The bridges are now all in and the highway is reported in fine class con­ dition considering a new road. Ac­ cording to measurments made by the Pacific Coast automobile blue book car the distance from Seaside to Till­ amook is fifty-five and one-tenth miles, to Nehalem thirty-two and two tenths miles and to .he forks of the road from Seaside fourteen and oik tenth miles.—Seaside Signal. And th» Plate Numbers, Letters or Symbols They Carry. GRAFT IN THE ORIENT, JACKSON’S INAUGURATION. An Incident Thot lllus.rates the Way of the Far East. Unwelcomed by Adams, but the People Made Things Pretty Lively. FIRE ! FIRE ! FIRE ! ! I It was on Feb. 11, the day tbe elec­ All our postage stamps are printed I had had experience with corruptible YOUR FORTUNE’S SAVED In large sheets ot -KI0 stamps each. Turkish officers, and one day when toral votes were couuted. that Juckson from the flames if you protect yoc These are then ent into four "panes" barrack conditions became unendura­ urrived iu Washington and took up bis possessions by means of a fire insur of 10Q stamps each and sent to the ble 1 went to tlie officer tommauding resideuie at Gadsby's. an Luu fatuous our divlslou. an old Arab from Lata- In stage coaching days. He declined various postoffices Iu that shape. ance policy in this agency. Premiums If you were to go to any United kieli who bad beeu called irora retire­ to cull ui>ou President Adams. Imply­ normally low—just a few dollars per States postoffice and buy a complete ment nt tbe time of the mobltlaatiou. ing that be could uot bring himself to thousand valuation for three or five "sheet.” or. more correctly speaking, a He lived In u liltie toil ueai the touch the baud of a muu who bad at complete "[Mme,” of 100 stamps you mosque, where 1 found him squ: tted tallied office through unworthy means, years. ’Tis a rare investment and a would find that It had on two sides an ou the Boor nodding drowsily ever Lis lie busied hiiuself with the office seek­ small one —but far and away the best outer margin, and on each of these >-<>mforte.hie pmueb. As tie was rn ers, who rushed to Washington In In that you can possibly make. margins would be a number. This is officer of the old regime. 1 entered bold­ credible numbers, likewise avoiding the number of the plate from which ly. squatted beside him ni-.J told him Adams to dock around the power that Just suppose you wrote copy as that pane was printed. Under this m.v troubles. Tbe iiuswer came with was to be. Adams, resenting this breach of etiquette, took no official or carefully as you wrote telegram number the authorities keep a record nn enormous shrug of the > boulders. getting every ten words full of mean­ of tbe plate, the date of Its making, “You are serving the suitun. Unni- social notice of bis successor and left ing. It is really wonderful what you on wbat days it was In use. the quan­ ship should be sweet." the city on tbe 3d of March, neither can put in ten or twenty words when tities of stamps priuted from it and all "I should be more fit to serve him if be nor any member of tils cabinet re- you want to be concise. The school­ such data. I got more sleep and rest." tuumjig to welcome Jackson to office. master not long ago saw a cablegra a Cu tbe morning of March 4 those He waved a fat hand about tbe tent, These plate numbers are usually ex­ sent to America by some European pressed In figures or letters or combi­ CALL ON US. WRITE US “Look at me! Here I am. an officer for:'.mate to secure a commundlng po- PHONE US. tourists who had been shut up with nations of both, but sometimes other • of rank and"—shooting a Lnpwing k ok siti. .i mi Capitol lull looked down upon TODD HOTEL BUILDING, TILLAMOOK, ORE, the German lines and unable for a at me—“1 have uot euu a uke blan­ Pe.ms.i Ivauiu avenue alive with carts long time to get any word to their symbols are used, such as the "star" ket." and carriages full of women and cbil __ r anxious friends. There were just two plates of recent date. Many stamp “A crime! A crime!” I Interrupted. dren. their male escorts walking be­ words in the message, but these were lovers form what are called "plate "To think of it. when 1. a humble side them. At last a smull company full of meaning—“Safe London.”— number collections"—that is. a coller- soldier, have dozens of them at Gome! of men was seen marching compactly tion in which every stamp still has at­ News Reporter. tached to it the outer margin bearing I should be honored if you would allow through this crowd up tbe middle of ----- o----- The Oregonian has started a cru­ the plate number. The object is. of me"— My voice trailed off sugges- the avenue, one tall figure bolding his GOLF or TENNIS bat. while tbe wiud played through bls sade against the absurd medical ex­ course, to get every plate number that tively. "How could you get one?" he asked. willful gray locks. There was some­ amination requirement of the mar­ was ever Issued. At “Oh. 1 have friends here in Saffet, thing military iu tbe sight, something riage law. The law after having been It Is interesting and curious, too. be­ but 1 must be able to sleep in a nice most unmilitary In the rabble of peo ­ given a fair trial has proved a farce, cause the stamps are arranged with NEAH-KAH-NIE ple shouting themselves hoarse iu ac­ for those who desire may evade it' the plate numbers in sequence, making place." and in addition it was impossible for them look very different from an ordi­ "Of course. Certainly. Wbat would claim of tbe spare, erect figure. It it to accomplish what it aimed at nary collection. For instance, plate you suggest?" was an expression of popular will and A beauty spot in Tillamook County. Neah-kah- Physicians generally have only grant­ No. 253 is a five cent postage stamp, "That hotel kept by the Jewish popular trust that gripped the heart nie Tavern is a hospitable place. kRent a tent if ed certificates with qualifications and while the next three. 254. 255 and 25’1. widow might iw >> They Have In Mexico. wbat he seldom did He retreated Oregon than Washington people, and cent blue and the fifteen cent olive. States the farmer is a In the United and sought refuge In Ills old quarters simmered down to a fine point, that Such a collection shows a wide range LOW ROUND TRIP FARES is about all the law has accomplished. 1 of shades that is of great interest to bumble person, In Mexico he is a king at Gadsby’s. Current rumor had it of millionaires, You look out across a that a quantity of china and cut glass Like a lot of other Oregon legislation ’ a collector.—St. Nicholas. you see a magnificent level plain and On Sale it was an experiment and having fail- j to the value of several thousand dot Return Limit bouse of stone, cement and great tim- lars was broken in an attempt to get ed is ready for the junk pile. It is Daily Two Days bers. covering sometimes as much as another example of the difference be | LEGEND OF THE PHOENIX. refreshments to the multitude, and half an acre. Surrounding It are oth­ Anally great tubs of punch were car­ tween theoretical legislation and leg- between islation to fit hard, practical facts.— Method of the Fabled Bird’s Life and er bouses, hundreds of them, but all ried out in front of the house, but that I small, constructed of adobe, brush or Hillsboro Independent. “hogsheads would not have been Death and Rebirth. all stations and beach points in even of cano stalks. You ate not look­ Tbe ancient tradition concerning the ing at a town, but at a ranch settle­ enough.”—Helen Nicolay In Century. IN TILLAMOOK. phoenix has introduced into nearly ev­ ment. In tbe gre.it house, which costs TILLAMOOK COUNTY ery language the bill it of applying that many times more titan all the little BOILING WATER Statements of McMinnville Citizens name to whatever is singular or uu houses put together, live the haeien Are Always of Interest to Our common among its kind. According to dado Ask local agent for fares bls ianiily In the little it I« Not Always Hot and Sometimes Readers. ancient writers, the pliocuix was a houses and May Be Barely Heated. live the peons To many of our readers the streets bird of great beauty, nlxnit tl.e size of If you scald yourself with the ten JOHN M. SCOTT» General Passenger Agent» Portland of McMinnville are almost as famil­ an eagle. A shining and most beautl » The typical farm la Me.’:', o Is not of iar as those of our own town, and we ful crest adorned Its bend. Its plumage 103 acres, but of l.unj.ouo In tbe kett’e you are apt to think that boiling arc naturally interested to read oi t state of Morelos twenty-eight liacien- water is u pretty hot proposition. But happening there. The following re­ contained nearly every tint of tile rain dados own ail tbe agricultural land-: lolling water Is not always very hot bow. and its eyes sparkled like dia ­ port from a well-known and respect­ twelve own nine-lentbs of them. Tbe water, and this is tbe way it happens ed resident will be helpful to numbers monds. territory of Quintana Iloo. double the When water boils ordinarily ft Is be Only one of these birds could live at of men and women of Tillamook. size of Massachusetts, is divided cause great heat lias separated the tiny h time, but Its existence covered a pe ­ Mrs. J. O. Rogers, 603 Grant Street, among eight companies. The greater particles of the water, forcing upward McMinnville, Ore., says: “I suffered riod of 5'10 or <>00 years. When Its life portion of the state of Yucatan is held and outward in lively bubbles the air intensely from backaches and head­ drew to a close the bird built for itself by thirty men. kings of sisal hemp. A aches. Sometimes the attacks lasted a funeral pile of wood and aromatic major fraction of tbe agricultural and which i.s contained In them. This Is for a week. I couldn’t move without spices, with Its wings fanned the pile grazing lands of Chihuahua Is owned done in spite of tbe downward pres­ Uncle Sam Not a Grabber. having pains in my back and hips. luto h flame and therein consumed It­ by one family. Lower California, sure of the atmosphere. After the wa­ ter has become hot enough to boll it Sometimes when the headaches came self. From its ashes a worm was pro­ A speech delivered in the lower on, I had to go to bed. I didn't knpw duced. out of which another plioenlx equal In size to Alabama, is nearly all can get no hotter, because the air es capes as fast as it Is sufficiently heated house of the Danish Parliment is the trouble was caused by my kidneys was formed, having all tbe vigor of held by five great corporations. The 1.000.000 acre farms He mostly to do so. clearly indicative of the effect of the but since I have been so greatly re­ youth. fallow. Naturally a rich agricultural aggressive, militarist spirit engender­ There are places on the earth where lieved by Doan’s Kidney Pills, I Tbe first care of tbe new phoenix country, Mexico docs not produce ed by the war as well as ot the lack know what caused the trouble. They was to solemnize Its parent's obse tho pressure of the atmosphere upon not only regulated the action of my quies. For that purpose It made a bnll enough corn and beans to feed her the water is so slight that It requires In its Six Schools ane used extensively which are confined In the water, so It Forty-eighth School Year Opens Danish minister of finances, gave the Over five years later, Mrs. Rogers [ lower Egypt, there was a magnificent so long as the peon Is so cheap that begins to boil before It becomes very plain indication that Denmark was said: ill: “ _ I think ____ ___ as highly of Doan’s ! temple dedicated to the sun. To this primitive methods are cheaper than hot. It ought hardly to lie cnlled cold SEPTEMBER 18, 1916. Kidney Pills now as I did when I temple the phoenix would carry the machine methods.—World Outlook. Degree Course* requiring a four year more than willing to sell i's Wrst water. perhaps. but it is certainly fnr recommended them several years ago i fragrant bull and burn it on tbe altar high school preparation, are offered in Indian possessions to the Uni’ed from being as hot as ordinarily boil­ States because it had no alternative, Kidney trouble hasn’t bothered me of the sun as a sacrifice The priests the following: Drum Fire and Curtain Fire. ing water. This state of things Is then examined tbe register and found because it would be helpless in case for a long time.” AGRICULTURE. 16 Departments; “ Drum fire ” and “ curtain fire ” are found mi all high moun'nln tons, as tbe Price 50c. at all dealers. Don't ' that exactly 51)0 years or exactly Kw, he 1 firing of artillery nt stated Intervals, sure less as ascends. said, there wa- nothing but to run be­ Doan’s Kidney Pills—the same that mony had taken place Departments; FORESTRY, 2 Depart the resultant noise being described as A tian traveling at a great elevation meats; HO IE ECONOMICS, -i Depart­ fore it. Mrs. Rogers has twice publicly rcc- I like the steady hammering of a great In the Andes rionntalns put some po ments ; arid PHARMACY. Such an assumption is an insult to Co„ ommended. Foster Milburr When Trouble Comes. drum. When tbe desired effect of re fire Props., Buffalo, N. Y. Vocational Courses requiring ; re- night tbe water bubble I nod I h >II< v 1. b it year high school entrance requirement. in Europe. It shows that Lie people vent re enforcements reaching the point still the potatoes were not cooked Th • Reading in Place °f the Dic­ you dar?” SCHOOL OF MUSIC.—Piano, Strirxg, of Europe are unable to dissociate the ' of attack from the reur and ut the some boiling water was not hot enough. tagraph. Western republic from the mon­ “In dat case I'd skin up a tree " Band and Voice Culture. time allowing tbe infantry to attack Thousands oi deaf people arc today C«tal«gue and beautiful illustrated archic* of their own contiucnt, but “But »'pose n hurricane biowed you under protection of the guns. throwing away all hearing devices an’ de tree down?” Humt'td Arrogane», booklet free. places it in the same grasping, re­ and enjoying all conversation. This "That d.d me more good than any- morseless and relentless class. They A T he Rrtc.rsTHAR, “My fr’eu'.” replied Brother Wil­ method is easily and quickly acquired liams. “Providence alius looks after de Practical Religion, coaval.i.ls, O'lKOON thing that has happened In a long 1 w 7-15 111 lo 'J < I#) believe that the United States, if through our system. Absolutely the Tbe story is told of a little house time." Denmark declined to sell the land , righteous. Ef dat come ter pass de only thing of its kind in the coun’ry. maid, far over the sea. who. when I •‘What did?" would do as most European powers tree would fall on de tiger nu mash do Out proposition is entirely original. would do having the might—seize asked whether she realized that she "The Green's new car broke down Cost is trifling. Sec what New Inter­ life outen him. an’ 'bout time you come was In nny way different lifter uniting right In front of our house, and I had them. ’ long I'd be gwlne home wld bis hldel ” John Leland Henderson, Sec­ national Encyclopaedia says on Lip It is difficult to educate an obses^-d I with tbe church front what »be had I he pleasure of sitting in our front Reading. Hundreds of people with —Atlanta Constitution. retary Treat,., Attorney at- world to the light conception of lieen before, thought for an instant window and watching Green and his normal hearing are taking up Lip ? Law, Notrury Public. Americanism. In the midst of war it and then, smiling brightly, said. "Well. whole famf'y work for nn hour trying reading for the many additional ben­ Tho True View. is doubly difficult. The world should efits gained. You can understand i The late James J Hill was a man I sweep tbe corners." She could hard to get It started again " — Detroit Free be made to know that such » seizure l.v have given a better demonstration Press. *hat the actors are saying just as far I of buoyant optimism Tillamook Title and of properly as was hinted ir. Denmark of tbe reality of her religious life.— .»way as you can sec them. The eye •'Failures," be once said in an ad­ is irreconcilable with every idea of Her Saddest Hour. Understands beyond the range of dress to railway men. "are always pes­ Christian Herald. Abstract Co. .American thought and intent, though [nearing. Send no money, but mention simists. Successes, on the other band, "A woman's saddest hour." said the how it is to be done is another matter [this paper and state whether or not amateur poet, “1» that In which »hr Not So Far Wrong. Law, Abstracts. Reul Estate, The right kind of an objict lesson [you are deaf. All particulars will be are optimists. Which is right?" "Have you written all tbe Invita­ finds her first gray hair." might accomplish much of the pur­ Surveying, inaurante. He paused, then added: pent you absolutely free and with no "Not necessarily," his wife replied. pose. __________ "It'a easier to slip down hill than to tions to my party, mamma?" queried “It may be the hour in which she Both Phones. Expense to you. Address, School of little Eva. |k‘P La-nguage, Kansas City, Missouri. climb up. but the view, remember, is TILLAMOOK—OREGON. DAIRYMEN. “Tes. dear,” answered her mother. learns that tbe min she jilted when ! at the top.” she met the failure whom she married "They are all written and mailed.” I have inquiries for weaned calves l°tice of Board of Equilization I “And how soon will the arceptlons has become a millionaire ”—Life. He Explains. of all kinds. If you have any for Meeting. ■nd deceptions begin to come in?”— •What did you call your silver miner* Chicago News. sale, call me up on either Phone or Notic«. A Slight Omission. “Tbe American Boy." write me, giving full particulars as ik’otice is hereby given, that on A recruit being ordered aloft tn a “Any particular reason for calling it 'onday. September 11th, 1916, the This is to notify the patrons of the to age, breed and condition with military balloon hesitated In obeying Work of a Beacon. •unty Board of Equilization will by that name?” Tillamook County Mutual Telephone price of each, and I will call and There is a flashing beacon on Rich and complained to his captain, “ITeasc. Co. ket at the Court House, in Tilla- • Well. It bad plenty of pockets, hut that S. A. Brodhead has been look them over—Remember—I can sir, in my oath of allegiance 1 «wore ardson rock, a wave swept spot west of J>ok City, Oregon, and publicly ex- nothing In them except rubbish.”— placed in charge and is collector and use anything in the baby calf hne to be true and faithful on land and the Santa Barbara Islands, California. Jine the assessment roll for said Kansas City Journal. manager of the Tillamook County and can use them any time, summer ; which, without attention, will dash Its water, but there was nothing said Mutual Telephone Co. rinter. Call up or winter. ui when you have Rr. and correct any error in valua- about air. ” — Boston Transcript one for I— sale ___ _ and . . I will call for it. f1*. description of land, lot, or I warnings every three seconds for seven By order of the Board of Directors No Timo For Work. SMITH, "The Calf Man”. Ftr property. Said board will con- ■ months, or over <>.000.000 flashes, before Daddy—Jeannette. If I allow young It requires recharging with gas.—Ar­ rUf in session from day to day until Notice. > His Motive. . .-o— f. examination, correction and Simpson to become my son-in law, do gonaut For Sale. Pillows—I never realized till three P'hzation of the assessment you suppose he will lie willing to work The annual inerting of the ' stock­ Small tract containing 1% acres years ago why Dolison was always of the Tillamook County Mu­ with house, barn, one hog, 1 cow, "I be completed. All persons who and support you? Jeannette—Oh. dad. preaching [»tiene». Bolsters—Wbat holders All Berts. tual Telephone Co, for the purpose garden tools, household goods, ane W be interested in the assessment how can he when he has promised to made you realize It then? Pillows — I "How's this — seven different styles of electing officers for the ensuing and one hall miles north of Tillamook L’beir property should appear at do nothing but think of me all the lent him 610.-New York Globe. of plug hats?” year will be held at the Court House, on Wilson river- Inquire of Mrs S. F lime and place, as no change can time >- Puck. "The line officer- of our lodge. Each on Saturday, Sept. 2, 1916, at 2 Olson on place. !®iadc after the adjiurnment of the * bought a plug hat the year he wax Rd All protests must be filed with o'clock p in Fans In Japan. Hardly tho Thing. tboard the first week. elected.”—Kansas City Journal. S. A Brodhead, Secy Fans are In universal use In Japan To The Voter». F”ted at Tillamook City, Oregon, “Why did she break the engage E’en the Japanese servant girl has a Having bought the Tillamook Iron pit 8th, 1916 meat f Cat fan made of rough paper to blow I To dread no eye and to suspe t n > I hereby announce my candid içy | C. A. Johnson “Seems he mailer! her a love letter In torgue Is the greatest prerogative of »He cbareoal Are* with or to use a Works from A. K. Case all bi*.inrss I for the office of Dittriil— L County Assessor. one of these envelopes with a glass Innocence.—Dr Johnson from Sept. 1st will be transacted by d Mt pan. ■"’* Publication August, 3, 1916. front’'-Louisville Courier Journal. 11. bander. . Fs' publication Sept. 14th, 1916. f « FIRE INSURANCE li Lì ■ ROLLIE W. WATSON, “ The Insurance Man SOUTHERN PACIFIC * i Ü t I I I Unitinj Learning and Labor THE OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE ‘11 f 1 i f »AU I I I .T- 7 «T j 1