TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JULY 20, 1916
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north part of the county needs some
hard surfaced roads, for it is not fair
to confine the hard surfacing to the
central part of the county. The South
part of the county, which is depend­
ent on county roads for travel, should
have hard surfaced roads, and a
hard surfaced road from Cloverdale
to Tillamook will receive the almost
unanimous support of the people in
the south part of the county. A big
pile of money is going out every
year to maintain the highway through
this county, so why not stop this anil
hardsurface them? It can be don< by
bonding. And then, probable Bay­
ocean will be given a square deal.
hint the Zeppeiiaes in the hangers,
and he was thunderstruck, “dee-light
ed,’ he said. Finally I showed him the
Krupp factory, the big guns we are
now using against the French, and
then the man grabbed me by the arm,
‘Well, my boy," he said, ‘It is wonder­
ful, marvelous, the greatest I have
ever seen. Why, William, yo
the greatest fighting machine
istence; you could whip
dam w orld.'"
“z\nd do you know, m
fool enough to believe bin
Beautifu! Toast to Woman.
This beautiful toast to woi
I.nfortunat*ly, the dairymen of this ’ originally given by a man
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county, who arc dependent upon feed been a hard drinker, but
J1.50 that is shipped into the county, were r turned from the wine cup an
One Year ....
Six Months ..
■75 hard hit last year, and it is safe to ’ one of the leading lights of the
predict that they will be again, for
Three Month*
SO the recent rains damaged consider­ profession. The occasion was a
quel in Philadelphia on April 17 1
able hay in the Willamette Valley. • It was as follows:
As
these
conditions
are
liable
to
oc
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THE TTLLAMAAK HEADLIGHT.
”1 should like to propcse a t
cur quite often, it is just as well to ‘ tonight—although a total abstinenc
adopt the popular phrase—"Prepzi man myself—to woman. To be drun
edness"—and do something to relieve not in liquor of any kind, for w
Editorial Snap Shots
the situation in the future. This can should never pledge a woman in that
be done if everybody will look the
It depends greatly upon circum­ I matter squarely in the lace and act which may bring her husband reeling
stance
1 he dairymen who pastures accordingly. Too much money have iio.ne to abuse .'. here he should love
..il his meadows iooked upon the rain gone out of the county in the past for and cherish, send her son to a drun
baturday and Sunday as a blessing, excessive charges for feed, owing to ard’s grave, and her daughters to
but the dairyman with his hay getting having no direct transportation ser­ life of shame. Oh, no, not in th;
soaked looked upon the raid as a vice with California markets. It is not but rather in the life-giving water,
pure as her chastity, clear as her in­
calamity.
only to the interest of the dairymen tuitions, bright .is her smile, spark­
spar
! who should obtain cheap feed, hilt it
If the County Court is such a is to the interest of everybody in the ling as the laughter of h r eye
"1 ticker Ou budgets, why didn’t it county that a line of steamers or cheering as her consolation, strong
"stick” when it appropriated, and the lumber schooners be operated be­ and sustaining as he love—in the
taxpayers approved of a $10,000 tween here and California ports. T he crystal water I would drink to her
bridge at Woods? Those poor farm­ only obstacle in the way is the need that she would remain queen reg. nt
’
T v.on,
ers in that part of the county, for of a deeper channel bet.ven this city to the empire she has already
whose benetit the bridge was to be and the bay, which can be obtained groundeel elcep as the universe in love
built, got it in the neck, badly, didn’t at a comparatively small outlay—a built up and exercised in the homes
they?
few thousand dollars for the next and hearts of the world; 1 would
few years . Considering the benefits drink to her, the full-blown flower of
The snap shot man is in hope that and the large amount of money the creation's morning of which man
someone will file proceedings to re­ dairymen and business men would was but the bud and blossom, to her
strain the county court from ex­ save every year in freight • charges, who in chilelhood clasps our little
pending the money elsewhere that is the expenditure amounts to little or hands and teaches us to lisp the first
appropriated for the Bayocean road, nothing. This is an opportune time sweet prayer to the Great All-Father,
for it is a rank injustice to Bayocean 1 for those who are interested in dairy­ who comes to us in youth with good
to do so as well as short sightedness. ing and business to get together and counsel anel advice, who in manhood
The slogan is “Give Bayocean a agree upon some plan to bring about meets our heart yearnings with .the
square deal."
what we have advocated. Both have faithfulness of conjugal love and
been hard hit in the past and
___ it is whose hand, when our feet go down
If Bayocean cannot get a square just as well to do something to over­ in the shadow, gently smooths the
deal and is discriminated against to come the
difficulty of obtaining rough pillow of death as none other
the extent that road money appro­ cheaper feed in the future, for the can; to her who is the flower of flow-
priated for that place is diverted to high price of feed the past eighteen ' ers, the pearl of pearls, God's latest,
other places, let's have a rousing in­ months have about busted some of best and brightest gift to man—wo­
dignation meeting in this city. Just to our dairymen who paid high prices man, peerless, pare, sweet, royal wo­
show that there are a large number of for their land. T he same conditions man."
persons who do not believe in injus­ are going to prevail the coming
Villa Again.
tice to Bayocean.
winter, with feed probably a little
higher. Any and every effort that is
Reports from Mexico indicate that
Because some few persons at the made to establish a line of steamers
budget meeting were unjust by plac­ or lumber schooners between here Villa is returning to his own again
ing a "string" on the appropriation and California markets should meet and that the peons are flocking to his
for the Bayocean road it is no reason l with the united support of everybody, standard with a possibility that he
that the County Court should be un­ I for it will mean a great saving in will have the countenance of some of
just also, for it is fully advised and . freight rates and will be of inestima­ the more important Mexicans who
honestly satisfied that Bayocean is ble value to the dairymen in obtaining are disgruntled with Carranza be­
cause of the pacific tone of his note
entitled to a road.What’s the trouble, cheaper feed.__________
to the United States.
anyway, and why can’t Bayocean
But what docs it matter tn us’ If
have what it is justly entitled to?
Can Y°u Name Him.
Villa gets strong again and gets the
Some of the large timber owners
Sympathizers with the allies arc upper hand of Carranza why, Wilson
want the money appropriated for laughing over this story, which has can "jinc” Vjlla. What’s a little flop­
ilayoccan road spent there and not been published in the Irish weekly ping around among friends amount
must have that campaign I
diverted to other purposes, because, newspaper:
t to? We
they claim, that if that is done it will
1 he tvaiser and the Crown Prince slogan: "He has kept us out of war.”
make that much more money to raise were discussing the European war, '
in the next budget. The snap shot and had come to this conclusion that
Hetty Green Epigrams.
man is of the opinion that it docs not General Sherman’» defination was not I
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show good horse sense on the part of tar front right.
| A „ girl has a hard time being decen
the timber men, who are complaining
Well, dad,' said the crown prince,1 on $6 a week.
about heavy taxation, to favor some­ as lie brushed the dust from one ul
A ypung girl is the prettiest thing in
thing that will increase taxation.
his iron crosses, "Now that we are in the world.
this war and you have me trying to
It makes nte sick to see her beauty
Over in Lincoln County good dairy battle the Frcnchies
--- out
— of
— \ endun, • I spoiled by silly dressing and a make-
land is offered at from $35.00 to wotild like to know who started thi^ up that screams for notice wherever
$40.00 per acre, the same kind of light. Was it Cousin George?"
| she goes.
land that is held in Tillamook County
“No, it was not George. He had
Every girl should have
pretty
at $300.00 to $400.00 per acre. Some nothing to do with it; in fact, he clothes if she can afford them.
day, and it is not far distant, when hasn’t done anything since the squab­
I've outlived four executors and
the inflated valuations in dairy lands ble started,’ the kaiser replied.
| I six doctors who gave me less than a
in this county will take a tremendous
"Well, then dad, was it Cousin Nick year to live. 1 turned the trick be­
drop, and then the assessments will of Russia?”-
•
| cause I knew that sound sleep and a
take a drop also, as well as the taxes
"No,” the kaiser again replied, clear conscience and plenty of good
that the dairymen are paying on in­ "Cousin Nick had but little to do plain food make for long life.
flated valuations.
with it. He doesn’t know much about
I never had time to eat lobsters or
war, and really didn’t know it had watch ladies in pink tights with Wall
The snap shot man docs not want started until our pien entered Poland.’ Street brokers.
to scrap the County Court on account
“If it wasn’t Cousin Nick, then, it I ' It’s all poppycock about a woman’s
of the Bayocean road, for the reason must have been Uncle Franz-Posef feminism hurting her in business.
we realize that the members of the who got us into this mixup.”
A women’s head is as good as a
court arp holding down unthankful
"Uncle Franz also is innocent,” the 1 man’s any day if she plays the game
jobs and are often unjustly criticised. father said. "He is too old to be stir­ the way he docs and forgets
But as-the snap shot man is firmly of ring up trouble.”
frills.
the opinion that Bayocean should
The crown prince was puzzled. '
have a road, he is going to scrap un­ "Well, if it wasn't Cousin Nick, or
For Sale.
til such time Bayocean gets what it is Cousin George, or Uncle Franz, who
Small tract containing
acres
justly entitled to no matter who we in the thunder is responsible for this with house, barn, one hog, 1 cow,
offend or who we please. So when the j awful war?"
garden tools, household goods, ane
snap shot man takes the part of the i
Wilhelm
twisted his mustache, ami one halt miles north of Tillamook
under dog. and hurls some hot shots thoughtfully, and said: "Since you on Wilson river—Inquire of Mrs
at the county court, we want it dis­ will lead the Vaterland's troops in the Olson on place.
tinctly understood that this is a pub­ event of my death, I will make a con­
lic matter that concerns the develop­ fession to you. Our relatives did not
There is more Catarrh in this section of
the country than all oth.-r oiseases put
ment of the county and not a person­ start this trouble. It was started by a together,
nnd until tar last few ye irs
al matter on our part. We believe we stranger. Do you remember that man was suppose I to be incurable For a ¡¿rent
have justice and right on our side from across the water, who visited us many years <1 >ct<»rs pronounced it a local
disease ami prescribed local rem -ill -s. and
and there is injustice on the part of on his trip to Europe?”
by constantly fatting to cure with I «11
the County Court. The snap shot man
"The man with the big teeth and treatment, pronounced it incurable. sei.
has never failed to win a fight with heavy glasses?" the prince suggested. ence has prove 1 Cntnrrli to I,, a c.uisii
tutlonal disease, nnd tll-’re'ore requires
these conditions at the back of hitn.
"Ye*, that is the man. He came over constitutional treatment II Ill's Catarrh
manufacture 1 by P J. Clune. X.
I here and reviewed our troops. When Cure,
Co.. Toledo. Ohio. is the ouiy Can 1 ■
High finance in Tillamook. If the he saw my soldiers goose-stepping tlonal cure on the market It is tat.-a in­
monev appropriated for the Bayocean across the square, he told me they ternally in doses from ¡0 drops to a tea-
It acta directly on the blood
road is used for other purposes it will were marvelous. 1 took him to the spoouiul.
and mucous surfaces of the system
Fh.*v
iii < 01 that
the taxes for Bayocean Kiel Canal, showed him our dread­ offer one hundred dollars for -any case it
wnl have to be reduced one half, and naught* and our U-boats and he told fails to cure. Send for circulars and tes
timonials.
it will be a loss to the county of me they were ‘bully.’ Then I took Address P J CHENEY .Sc CO .Toledo o.
about $3,600. A little over one mile the man tul the aviation field, showed
Take Hall's I'amllv I'ills for c mstipa t :<>n
of concrete road can be constructed
with the $15,000 appropriated for
the Bavocean road, and with the loss
of $3,500, in taxes, it means that a
little over a mile of hard surfaced
road will cost $18,500. And at a time
when people are complaining about
high taxation and county money be­
ing wasted. If this is not high finance
what in the name of thunder it it?
And why can't Fairview and other
parts of the county circulate
tions and join the greedy,
movement of depriving Bayocean of a
road and have the money expended in
their localities, for it is all fair in
love, war, politics and grabbing road
money that docs not rightly belong
to them?
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The last straw breaks the c.Mncl'»
back. A« Bayocean cannot get jiltice
and the money appropriated for the
purpose of giving that place a road is
to be used in hardsurfacing other
part* of the county, lets all ret into
the bonding band wagon ana obtain
between 30 and 40 miles of it. Now.
whoop, he nip boys,, whoop her up
Fairview should have and needs two
•vies more of hard surface pavement.
1 here should he a hard surface road
between this city and Ray City.,The!
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T he Daily Iron Trade, a non par- c
______ 1 tariff bill
;. was signed bv .Mr
derwood
tisan paper published at Cleveland, O. Wilson
October,
_ Hrcr. in Octcbcr.
on January 15, 1914, said: "The steel
Less milage of track built than any
situation continues to grow worse. year »nice 1864, and 41,988 miles of
The Connelly ¡lie. Pa., district coke railways, with a total capitalization
workers' wages are being reduced ten of $2,264,000,000, in the hands of rc-
per cent and 2,1 Oh coke ovens closed ceivcrs. is the free trade record of
down this week indefinitely.” That railway “prosperity” for 1915. Stick
was the next January after the Un- that in your hat Mr. Voter.
I i
The slogan "Patronite Home
dustry.” is the very backbone oi
I tectiotj. and even our free
Southern friends are adopting ><•
' withstanding they continue t®
the free trade ticket
because
“da'idie*” did before them.
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