TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. JUNE 8. 1918.
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PLANTING TIME STILL ON
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Timely List Suggests What to Plant
and Bub the Bubble Approves it.
WISE
DR H. M. MASSEY
is a College Graduate *in
Dentistry, registered in Ore
gon. and has had several
yeurs experience, and has
come to Tillamook Countv
to make it hi« future home.
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MASSEY,
DENTISTS,
With a backward cold season and
with winter still lingering in the lap
of spring much planting is yet to be
done. The Jeanette News of Pennsyl
vania, has compiled a system of plant
ing that will bring results. Though
the list has not received the approval
of County Agriculturist Jones, it is
know that he will have no particular
objection to it.
If you are courting—Plant Pop
Corn.
If you don’t pay your bills—Beets.
If you have a swelled head.—Some
Pumpkins.
If you are a jollier—String Beans.
If you are a four flusher.—LemonS.
If you aspire.—Asparagus.
If you own stocks and bonds.—
Melons.
If you are an electrician.—Currents,
if you are a dancer.— Hops,
h you need money.—Kale,
if you can’t keop a secret.—Leek,
if you wish a beard.—Spinach,
if you' wear tight shoes.—Corn,
if you wish to- be wise.—Sage.
If an old bachelor.—Bachelor But
tons.
If an old maid.—Bleeding Hearts
If you are osculatory inclined—Tu-
lios.
you are a grouch—Gladiolios.
you are rheumatic.—Jonny-jump-
DR. W. a . WISE
it the samr| Dr Wise who
practiced dentistry in Tilla
mook County a few years
ago. aud will be pleased to
again wait on those who
desire his profcssioua. ser
vice.
and owners of
Bar View Tent City.
We have Dental Offices in Tillamook, Bay City,---
— and
Bar View
Cloverdale, and are equipped to do all kinds of Dental
Work as good as it can be done anywhere.
What we Cannot Guarantee, We Do Not Do.
Dr. Massey guarantees al! his work and can he consulted at
Cull us by Telephone.
OUR BRIDGE WORK has
been brought to the highest
state of perfection.
The
teeth on this bridge are in
terchangeable at will with
out removing from
the
in outh.
Dr. Wise has had thirty years ex!>eriencc in piatc work
und guaa tn tec* what he bays.
FREE
PAINLESS
EXTRACTING
When Plates or Bridge
Work is Ordered.
nots.
XSEl THAT SOFT LIPI
FLATE8 WITH FLBXIItLB SUCTION—
Tlie v.rv best and latest in modern dentistry
No more falling plater. If you are having
plate trouble eet Dr. Wise's advice as to
wbat should be done and the eoat of doing
it FRliB. We can extract your teeth abso-
.utely without pain—free where plate or
bridge work is ordered.
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| ELAND E ERWIN,
FIRE ! ! !
PIANO INSTRUCTION.
Diploma from Chicago Musical
College.—Beginners receive the same
careful training as the most advanced.
Terms:—$4.00 per months Instruc
tion.
All lessons given at Studio.
County Representative for the
Wiley B. Allen Co.s’ line of high
grade pianos, player-pianos, Victrolos
etc.
AS A PROTECTION FOR
YOUR INVESTMENT
you should cover it with a fire insur-
ancy policy in a good company. Then
fire should happen to you, you
be able to start anew without de-
for the companies we represent
all losses promptly. See us to-
To-morrow may be just one day
too late.
J T T. BOHM
A X .
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.
Complete Set of Abstract Books in
Office.
Taxes raid for Non Residents.
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makes a good oil
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Office: O pposite C ourt H ouse ,
Tillamook
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Results
Use
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Tillamook • Oregon
DR.
good oil
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city gas. If you
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comfort for years. Bakes,
broils, roasts, toasts. More efficient
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Tillamook, Oregon.
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KING & SMITH CO-
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TILLAMOOK,
(California)
{YAMHILL
J.
Successor to Dr. Perkins
STANDARD OIL COMPANY
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ROOM NO. 261.
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Buttermilk and Long Life.
Ever since man has realized that
life is too short a period in which to
do his work, he has been looking for
Some day by which to prolong it.
Before the time that history began
men were seeking in the heavens, the
earth and the waler under the earth
some substance or means whereby he
could become immortal.
Ponce de Leon sought a fountain
of youth, and thought he had found it
when he discovered Florida. He fail
i
ed, but his failure did not discourage
others, and in every age and every
country people have looked for the
elixir of life.
I
In the nineteenth century a phy-
j sician named Brown-Sequard sug-
| gested the use of a liquid made from
1 the glands of animals, which he
thought would prolong life. He was
, ridiculed, and the Brown-Sequard
F
: elixir was a newspaper : joke of his
day.
Later on scientists took up the
never ending search, and various
claims have been made for various
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substances, perhaps the latest being
that the very tiling all men have
looked for so long is to be found right
| on the farm, at home, in the churn.
| Eli Metchnikoff, a scientist of con-
Isidcrable reputation, has written a
book known as “The Prolongation of
Human Life.” In this book he in-
! clines to believe that old age is either
i a disease or the product of a disease,
and he advances the theory that it
may be due to poisoning of the tis
sues. If this is the case, it naturally
follows that anything which will ar
rest poisoning of the tissues will, at
least, postpone old age. His view is
confirmed to a certain extent by facts
regarding
long-lived
races, and
among these long-lived races the use
of soured milk is common.
In Genesis we discover that Abra
ham used sour milk for food. The
Egyptians, the Russians, the Tartars
and Bulgarians are users of some
form of soured milk.
Bulgarian buttermilk is advertised
widely as a healthful drink, and one
which promotes longevity. It is sup
posed that buttermilk and soured
milk produces a bacterium which
combats the harmful germs, and that
if it is used it will increase the span
of life.
A. R. Swetser, professor of botany
!>» th- University of Oren-on, states
that if the value of Bu’r-arian butter
milk is due to lactic acid in it, com
mon sour milk or plain buttermilk
would also be beneficial, However,
he adds, some people do not thrive
on it and some do. so its use must be
poverened by individual needs. If no
favorable results follow, ’ no amount
of buttermilk or sour milk will pro
long life. Indeed it would be apt to
shorten it, but where the use of but
termilk proves beneficial there are no
doubt that its steady, sane use will be
a good thing.______________
Oregon.
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JOHN LELAND HENDERSON
"Oregon Flower,’’ a Hard Wheat Patent.
"Yamhill Family Blend,” Hard & Valley Wheat. R
Have You Heard it?
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Strolling across a large estate, he
came upon a man fishing. "What sort
of iisli do you catch here,” he said,
"Mostly trout,” replied the man.
“How many have you
caught ?”
About ten or twelve sir.” “What is
about the heaviest you have caught?"
continued the gentleman. “Well, I
don’t know the weight, but the water
sunk two or three feet whin I pulled
it out.”
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Ne'er-Do-Wells Valuable in War.
The serious-looking man was trying
o
hard to listen to the speaker’s elo
One of the most interesting obser- quence, but the squalling of an infant
vations made on both sides during in the row of scats directly ahead
the war has been that a number ot gave him little opportunity. Annoy
young men who prove diflicult prob ance gave way to irritation, and irri
lems for law abiding communities tation in turn was superseded by re
make excellent soldiers. Even certain solve. He leaned forward, touched
types of psychopaths—that is, suffer the mother on the shoulder and in a
ers from some degree oi mental dise- dispassionate tone asked: "Has your
quilibration—have under military dis b;uy been christened yet?" "Why no
cipline developed into very valuable sir. Why do you ask: ’ Merely be
assets instead of disturbing factors cause 1 was about to suggest that if
tor their governments.
he had not been christened you might
“The adventurer, llie youthful trans name him Good Idea.' ".uid wi:y
gressor, the boy who has fought Good Idea?" asked the woman. "Be
school desciplinc, the young man who cause"—the man struggled hard to
has come into cuntiicl with die police,' repress his feelings—"it should be
and who has been in constant oppo earned out."
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sition with law and order often lmds
himself, according to a correspondent
Jim Hawkins, a young, strong, and
of the Journal of the American Medi soinewnat siinpicmindi.il colored man
cal Association, entirely reliable and lound work as a painter’s helper,
at peace with the law and himself workmen in the country town being
when he secs service at the trout. particularly scarce that season. Ire
Many "incorrigibles” who have been progressed until lie was entrusted
enlisted from institutions have made with the simple job of painting the
splendid soldiers.
almost flat roof ot a business build
This result emphasizes the fact be ing. toward nightfall the boss clam
coming so well known now, that in bered up the ladder to sec whether
corrigibility is often due only to un- his
__ workman
.. . ....... .. ......
......... away or been
had ... flown
suitable inviron.lient and above all to I eaten up by the birds. There was Jim
lack of proper discipline under con- sitting with ...
his back against the fire
ditions that require the putting into wall, singing cheeriully. "Jim you lazy
exercise of all the available energy. | Pound, what have you been doing."’
i "Nuffin’.” "Didn’t 1 send you up here
[to paint the root?” "Yassair.” "Well,
Judge Gary Sees Clearly.
i did you do it?” "Ycssair." "What else
Writers and speakers who dealt
____ did you do,” “Ah done went to sleep.”
flippantly or impatiently with the re “Why didn’t you come down when
cent speech of Senator Warren Hard you had finished?” “Deed, boss, yo’
ing ot Ohio, as to the paramount jes’ said paint de roof. \ on nevah
campaign isu s in America find little said nuffin’ 'bout cornin’ down.”
comfort in th • views of Judge Elbert
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H. Gary, one of the greatest figures
An Englishman,
Irishman and
in American business, as given in an Scotchman made an agreement that
address to the American Iron and whoever died first should have five
Steel Institute in New York. Judge pounds placed on his coffin by each
Gray is not chiefly concerned about of the others. The Irishman was the
military and naval preparedness or first to die. Shortly afterward the
about our diplomatic relations with : Scotchman met the Englishman and
Europe. He is interested in the econ ■ asked him if he had fulfilled the
omic effect of the end of the great agreement. “Yes,” said the English
war on the United States. In his man. "In what way did you pay it?”
speech he recalled the circumstances asked the Scotchman; “in notes or
existing shortly prior to the war, us I gold?” “I put on five sovereigns,”
ing them as an example of what may said the Englishman. “What did you
be expected after the war’s close, un put on?" “Oh, I just wrote my check
less there is a change of the tariff.
for ten pounds,” said the Scotchman,
“Except for the war and war orders” “an’ took your five sovereigns as
he said, “wages would have neces change.”
sarily have been reduced, and even
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llicn many employers would have
One night, when Smith was going
been compelled to suspend. We know
by sad experience that unless our home, he saw a man in a very deep
tariff laws are changed so as to pro state of intoxication who was shout
tect our business and place us on a ing and kicking most vigorously at a
parity with our foreign competitors, lamp-post. “What’s the matter, my
the large majority of producers will man?’’ queried Smith of the energetic
suffer, that business will be depressed one. "Oh, nothin' mistar,” replied the
that the number of idle mills and cars other. "Never min" Thash all right.
will be increased and that wages will I know she’s home all right, so she
be lowered. W e have seen these con can't fool inc much. I slice a light up
ditions before, and there is reason to shtairs.”
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fear that they may be worse than
At a time when Parnell was delib
ever link ss our tariff laws are im
proved. The doctrine of America erately setting himself to paralyze
first, which is a patriotic one, applies the legislative efficiency of the House
with peculiar force to the idea of suf of Commons, a friend said to him:
ficient protection of American indus “Mr, Parnell, how did you acquire
tries." I he quotation is good enough your extraordinary knowledge of the
to be incorporated in the Chicago rules of the House?" “By breaking
them!” was the laconic reply.
platform.
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Judq- Gary sees clearly into our
foreign relations. He says: “ I he large
Mrs. Higgins grumbled at every
majority of the people of the United thing and every one. But at last the
States arc determined we shall not be vicar thought he had found something
come involved in serious trouble with about which she could make no com
any European country, and they do plaint; the old lady’s crop of potatoes
not look with favor upon any sugges was certainly the finest for miles
tion that proposes it, except as a last I round. “Ah, for once you must be
resort. It seems perfectly clear that well pleased," he said, with a beaming
any candidate for office who enter smile, as he met her in the village
tains a contrary opinion is doomed to street. "Every one’s saying how
defeat.” Judge Gary has not become splendid your potatoes arc this year.”
so absorbed in the manufacture and The old lady growled at him as she
sale of munitions as to lose touch answered: "They’re not so poor. But
with average American sentiment.
where’s the bad ones for the pigs?”
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Federation of Labor Radicalism.
The position of those who contend
that the United States would be able,
The national federation of labor in case of need, to defend herself, re
send out a protest against any at calls Rastus Johnson's attitude to
tempt to amend in any way the La ward the food question. He once ap
Follette Seaman’s law.
proached a clerk of the probate court
It is this kind of radicalism that back in Missouri for the loan (?) of
kill business and hurts the cause of a quarter, with which to purchase
organized and unorganized labor.
something to cat. Merely to hear
1 he La Follette bill was drawn by what excuse he could offer, the clerk
the Seaman’s and Longshoremen's inquired: "Why don't you go to work
union and cracked through congress and earn some quarters, as I do,
by Gompers ct al over protest of "Well,” was the shameful reply, “by
shipowners and largely for political , de time 1 get so hungry dat Ah' wil
lin to w’uk. Ah’m so weak dat I cant
purpose;.
They claim it is a perfect law and wu’k till I get some grub.”
issue notice to the law-makers that it
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must not be amended no matter
A cockney angler, thinking his
whether shipowners like it or not.
Hiland boatman was not treating him
It was forced through congress
without a rollcall in either house and ' with the respect due his situation, ex
postulated thus:
was signed by the president under
protest, and has had to be suspended I “Look here, my good man, you dont
seem to grasp who I am. Do you
in some features.
cn-
It is legislation with the big stick I know that my family has been 2OO
and the kind of radicalism that hurts ! tilled to bear arms for the last
employer, employee and kills busi- i years?”
"Hoots! That's naething." was the
ncss.
Why should not the La Follette ! reply. “My ancestors have been entitl-
Seaman’s act be amended if experi- [ cd to bare legs for the last g.ooo
ence shows it is impractical or in any ' years!”
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wav detrimental to American ship- i
An angry citizen puffed into the of
ping interests?
Can a mere act of Congress arbi- ' fice of the local newspaper. "Look
trarily change the basis of operating here, sir!” lie shouted. "What do you
mean by publishing my resignation
our foreign shipping, when we are in
from mv municipal office in this
open competition with the shipping
way ?”
of the whole world?
"You gave the story out vouraclf,
someone owes you.—For-gct-m;-
Th« V°lunteer Spirit.
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A spontaneous uprising of the peo
ple is seen in the many and extraor
dinarily large preparedness parades.
Throughout the history of the coun
try volunteer soldiers have been the
mainstay in our wars, all of which
had a successful issue. The response
of citizen soldiers in another national
emergency would show the same pat
riotic feeling and high courage. But
the idea of preparedness now includes
a much better preliminary training in
arms, and the best safeguards in camp
sanitation. In the war of 1898 with
Spain the enlistment of volunteers so
far exceeded the number needed that
many regiments never saw active ser
vice. Yet they suffered seriously' in
training camps from preventable dis-
cases. The civil war was fought with
muzzle loading guns, now become a
curiosity. Every man of military age
should be familiar with the use and
care of the rifles with which our mili
tary forces arc now equipped. While
it is true that our volunteers in the
past have a wonderful record to their
credit, they were summoned to the
battlefield with scant knowledge of
arms, tactics and camp rules of health
and with poor equipments. One of
| the best ways to «nlarge armies is to
look well to their health.
War has become so complex in new
features that preparedness means in
■ creased
duty and thorough schooling
in advance. It was possible in Jack
son's day to gather a few thousand
frontiersmen with squirrel rifles, and
save New Orleans from a rush upon
it by veteran British regulars; but
those rifles are now as obsolete as
powder horns and bullet moulds. The
modern artillery arm has been so ex-
i panded that massive trench warfare
has become an urgent science. There
' is fighting in the air and under the
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sea. Preparedness demands a compre-
| hensive acquaintance with these new
conditions. In army medical science
I and sanitation the United States has
no superior. Our camps of instruction
should prove it. In the Spanish war
of eighteen years ago many of them
were lamentable examples of unpre-
I paredness.
Americans undoubtedly have the
old valour and devotion to the gov
ernment. It is timely to realize that
■ we arc short in preparedness.
‘
didn't you?” asked the editor?
“Of course I did! But your paper
The Times dislikes to see any
church as an organization, seek to printed it under the heading of ‘Pub-
take a hand in a politico.I game. The lie improvements!”
church seeks membership and asks
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no questions as to the political belief
"Is he a tvpical American?”
of any member, their apparent desire
"Yc<; he likes baseball, ha, a mo-
is to get the member and his money. torcar, owes a mortgage, pays ali-
People of all political creeds thus mony, and think, thc morin I" pictures
may belong to one church, and it is
have grand opera beaten a mile.”
well that «uch is the case. But when
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the church through its minister, at
"Do you think w« have too much
tempts to tell the members thereof
how to vote that is beyond the rec book learning?”
ognized mission of that organization.
"There ain’t any other kind. As
Spiritual advice and political dictation soon as a man finds out anything
different
t and separate i worth knowing he proceeds immedi-
are two
things.—Nehalem Times.
| ately to write a book about it”