TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, MABCH 2, 1916- Notice of Hearing on Petition To I those people who live in towns. He Form Drainage District. I advocates, for instance, the closed •--- —O—. I season" for rabbits in order that they In the County Court of the. State of I may increase so there may be more Oregon, for the County of Tillamook. Mother, I’ll tell you what’s the mat­ sport for the hunters. He says: “The Notice is hereby given that hearing ter with city women today it’s this 1 complaints from the hayseeds that on the following petition will bj held the kitchen has been taken away ; Brer Rabbit is a nuisance, eating up at the Court House in the City of from them. Woman's heaven is in her more than his share of green stuff Tillamook, County of Tillamook, kitchen, whether she wants to believe and garden sass and fliestroying fruit State of Oregon on the 22nd day ot it or not, and as soon as she leaves it trees should not be considered for a March, 1916, for the purpose of de­ she becomes wretchedly discontented. moment.” In the same paper I read termining whether the prayer of said 'The accumulation of money in large that the state of Deleware is leading petition shall be granted. masses has taken the city worn in the way in a new and English reform. To the Honorable County Court ot from the frying pan. Their grand­ J T here it is unlawful for a farmer to Tillamook County, Oregon: mothers have never thought of leav­ kill a fox by shooting, snaring, pois- 'The undersigned, being the ow-ners ing all the work in the house to 1 oning or any other expeditious way, 1 of more than fifty per cent of the others. If they needed help they got I presume that if any farmer there has land in Tillamook County, Oregon, hereby it, but they worked too. But now bus­ I a suspicion of Brer Reynard ap­ hereinafter described, do hereby bands make a lot of money, and proaching on his hen roost, he may petition your Honorable Body and wifey thinks it is her duty to spend it put on a red coat, gather a pack ot pray that you cause to be organized and mount his hunter and formed a drainage district for and to ruin herself as a human being. hounds, She gets a big house, employs many i and chase Brer Reynard for twenty the purpose of having said lands re­ servants and gives a bridge party | miles or more, and perhaps miss claimed and protected in the manner whenever she can get anybody to the tricky fellow after all. It is a pic­ herein set forth from the effects of come. She invites a lot of , young turesque and delightful I way for the water, for sanitary and agricultural ’ : benefit and wives, whose husbands haven t much farmer to get rid of the ; foxes without purposes, and for the money yet, and who really wouldn t killing them and thus depriving the welfare of the public, and for the have much time for bridge if they city sportsman of that pleasure. The public utility and benefit. For the purpose of this petition we were keeping up a ri al home. I hese average city sportsman looks on the young wives move into flats with farming region as a game reserve state the following facts, as required five or six rooms and a bath. 1 he that lie may wander < over with his by Chapter 340 of the General Laws work is so easy it almost does itself, gun and trained dogs, killing the of Oregon for the year 1915. 1. The name proposed for the dis­ and if it doesn’t they get Annie two game or taking the fish that the far­ days a week, and have the janitors mer has been forbidden to take under trict which is herein prayed for is little daughter do the dishes for them. severe penalty until the vacation Little Nestucca Drainage District. ,2. The boundaiy lines of the pro­ A little canned soup, some salad season of the sportsman at which greens and a pound ot cold boiled ham time the farmer is usually busy with posed district are as follows: Beginning at a point 773 feet South in the ice box, and hubby is satisfied. his work The game laws are enforced That gives them plenty of time for with rigor that would be credible if of the Sixteenth Section corner at the bridge—oh, no it isn’t gambling; the it were against the crime of arson, Southeast corner of the Southwest dime ante is just to make the game burglary and murder. Did you ever quarter of the Northwest quarter of interesting! Some are even worse stop to think of that, unless you are Section 9, Township 5 South, Range than that. They don’t want to mix the a sporting man, you may never hope 10 West of Willamette Meridian, in salad or heat the soup so they take to taste venison, quail or any other Oregon, running thence in a North­ hubby off to an apartment hotel, 1 game or fish protected by our absurd westerly direction a loti” the high where they can sleep till noon, eat I game laws or unless given to you by water line as follows: Thence North 76 degrees West 440 some hodge-podge cookery for lunch ¡some sportsman? If there were no and rush off to the party. After din­ I laws for the protection of game dur­ feet; thence North 38 degrees East ner being perfectly bored because ing the breeding season they would 852 feet thence West 4O5 feet to the corner; thence their minds are turning to rust soon become extinct and hence such sixteenth section through disuse, they sit down oppos­ laws are necessary for their protec­ North 332 feet; thence North 65 ite the provider in a sort of I-dcfy- tion and preservation. But the laws degrees West 1460 feet; thence West you-to-entertain me attitude, and I now in force in nearly every state 510 feet; thence North 29 degrees when he, tired of the day’s strife leans were made to suit the city sporting West 1670 feet; thence North 42% back to read or nod to sleep, they clubs, and it is seldom that our degrees West 970 feet; thence South claim they are neglected. Aren't you legislators can be made to see those 8t degrees West 665 feet; thence glad, mother you live in the country? laws from the standpoint of the farm­ South 86)4 degrees West 660 feet; But you wouldn’t be like those but­ ers, whose young orchards are de­ thence South 73 degrees West 182 feet; thence South 33 degrees West terflies if you lived in the city, be­ stroyed by the rabbits. 361 feet; thence South 30 degrees cause you are of superior mentality and better training has made you real A Device f°r Leading the People to a West 369 feet; thence North 72 de­ grees West 90 feet; thence North 67 ize that the kitchen is the throne Free Trade Policy. degrees West 217 feet; thence North room of the queen of the home, and that the woman who avoids its duties The president now asks for a "Tar­ 34 degrees West 340 feet; thence and responsibilities is unfit to be a iff Commission." Any tariff commis­ South 85 degrees West 250 feet; wife and mother. sion which President Wilson would thence South 66 degrees West 296 appoint would have an easily control­ feet; thence South 50 degrees West Sister Sue, yesterday I met an ling majority of university professors 294 feet; thence South 38 degrees Irishman, fresh from the sod, from and importers. It would be an official West 563 feet; thence South 63 de­ whose talk about how the Irish peo­ body steadfastly working for free grees West 190 feet; thence North ple, or at least many of them, feel trade and the employment of spies to ¿4 degrees West 24 feet; thence South about the war, I infer there is much pry into foreign industries in the 58 degrees West 336 feet; thence opposition to the English way of hope of protecting our people from South 33J4 degrees West 214 feet; thence north 65 degrees East 120 feet; conducting it. His talk showed the the consequence of free trade. unusual amount of interest the folks I he Republican policy is for an thence North 18 degrees East too at home in Ireland Irave for their rel­ adequate protective tariff and freely feet; thence North 31 degrees East atives in the trenches. He said that admitting any products by "dumping" 167 feet; thence North 23 degrees some time ago all the pipers carried or otherwise which can get past our East 286 feet; thence North 28 de- grees East 1 220 feet; ' ;, thence ____ North the story of Michael O’Leary, who tariff. was awarded the Victoria Cross for That is the policy under which 2iJ4 degrees East 446 feet; ; thence grabbing up a machine gun from its this country has always prospered -North 25 degrees East 1538 feet; tripod and advancing on the run. Hi­ and which the Republican party will thence North 26 degrees East 360 killed eight Germans and saved llis restore as soon as it regains control feet; thence North 48 degrees East 320 feet; thence North 3 degrees East company ,for which he got the V . C. •of the government. Several Irish soldiers invalided at It always has been and now is 216 feet; thence North 41 degrees home went through the town in coun­ a strongly contested political ques­ West 536 feet; thence North 53% de­ ty Kerry, where Michael lived. tion. It must always remain so. If it grees East 766 feet; thence North 48 '1 hey stopped at a public house where be not a political question, there is no degrees East 450 feet; thence North <> degrees East 590 feet; thence South his lather was treating a number of political question. friends, and told the old man about The proposal to “take the tariff out 81 degrees East 55 feet to the left, or Ins son’s deed. Michael had always of politics” is always a proposal of South bank of Little Nestucca River; 1 hence in a Southeasterly direction been a general good for nothing at tree traders, made with intent to de­ home. He was never known to work ceive and in the hope and expecta­ along the left bank of said river to a point North of the place of beginning; and was an all-round scapegoat. tion of securing free trade. hen his dad heard about the deed 1 he president brings that much- thence South 1160 feet to the place of lie said: ”1 always had some respect overworked term "scientific” into the beginning. The lands described and contained for the Germans as fighters, but if discussion. There is and can be no Mike licked eight of them I hopi such thing as "scientific trade," ¿o- within said boundaries constitute a contiguous body of swamp, wet and they lose the war." When Mikes inestic or international. mother was told of the deed she said Trade is the result of the give and overflow lands. J. 1 he total acreage included in "Mike did? Where is he," She was in­ take of opposing interests under con­ formed that lie was fighting with an stantly changing conditions. It is a said proposed district is 345,614 acres. 4. The names of the owners of expeditionary force somewhere in question of expediency between the France and said: “Well 1 don’t know parties to the trade. It lends itself to land in said district as shown by the anything about it, but 1 hope which­ the control of no economic laws records of I illainook County, Oregon ever side the British are fighting for whatever, and the introduction of the and acreage owned by each ’ of said owners is as follows: gets beat." term "scientific” is for humbug. I he Republicans say that trade John Fox and Charles Fox 67.1 acres Uncle Bill, it seldom occurs that a shall be wholly free within the 1 H. Renter, S. A. Renter 59.3 acres man’s statement is disproved as boundaries of the United States and William Henry Craven, Jes­ quickly as was the case the other eve­ that our domestic trade shall be pro- se A. Craven, Mary L. ning when 1 was in the city with a 1 ectcd from outside interference up to Craven, Birdie L. Craven certain drunken fellow who bad ap­ 1° the limit set by the protective John L. Craven, Orby Crav­ en and Clair G. Craven, as parently started out to see just how ’a"(f r r 1 1 "'y ProP°si to enact much liquor his stomach would holil 1 he I resident and the Democratic devisees of J. K. Craven de He attracted a lot of attention at party propose to sweep away every ceased, ................................. 11.24 acres Sixth and Market streets and a large vest me of I’rotection, except’ such as K Craven, deceased ........ 11.24 acres crowd of people gathered to watch is inctdently and reluctantly riven bv Lester Ray ........................ 39.70 acres his antics In a short time a police the imperative demands for'revenue W. J. Lyons ...................... 11.2 acres man was drawn into the gathering to provide for steadily increasing ex­ D. H. E’lctcher.................. 8.4S acres M. W. Harrison................ 53-25 acres When the officer saw the attraction penditure. he laughed and ordered the individual 1.00 acris The Treasury Department and the Charles Ray ...................... to move on. 1 he drunk explained he Committee of Ways and Means al­ L. J. Redbcrg.................... 9.00 acres O. B. Redberg ................... was a brother to 1 eddy Roosevelt ways have been able to get all the in­ 2 5.03. acres Christoffer Christensen and taught Napoleon how to fight, formation there is bearing on Tariff 56.60 acres but failed to impress the officer, who matters, and it is got by the cupos- F .J. Carver ....................... 1.79 acres Grace F.tzwiler ................ gave him the choice of taking hi- mg efforts of red-blooded fighting .063 acres boastings elsewhere or a free ride to nrotectionists ami free traders in­ I. A. Forter and Condessa the police station. He decided to stile stead of l>y anemic university profes­ ‘ ..................................031 acres 1.86 acres step the calabose and staggered up sor s trying to find "science" where II. Gage .............. 5. 1 he proposed reclamation and ou Market street. W hen he got sever none is and eternally harping about protection of said lands is for sanitary al squares from the scene of his for­ the long run.** and agricultural purposes, and such mer adventures lie suddenly divided Proposed reclamation and protection he was a fit match for Jesse Willard AFTER ONE YEAR will be conductive to the public health and had a lew things on John I Sul and welfare, and of public utility and ivan in his palmiest days This would Hillsboro Testimony Remains Un- benefit. have been alright had he kept it to shaken. 6 All of the said lands included in himself, but he meandered up a side Time is the best test of truth Here street and proceeded to inform the is a Hillsboro story that has stood - nd proposed district are properly world of his fighting abilities in a the test of time. It is a story with a included therein, and will be benefi­ loud voice. Out in the center of the point that will come straight home to cially affected by the operation of the proposed district, street he stood, shouting it to the many of us. 7 I he benefits of such proposed world, and finally he added he could William Wolf, Icfferson St. Hills lick any man living on that street boro, Ure, says: "My back was so reclamation and protection will ex­ Suddenly a window was raised up a bad that 1 could hardly get around ceed the damage to be done, and the slam-bang ami a deep voice hissed, Doan’s Kidney Fills brought me al­ best interests of the land included "You can huh’,. Then a beer bottle most immediate relief. After 1 had mil of the owners thereof as a whole came hurling through the air, landed finished one box, my back was all md ot the public at large will be on the fighters head and the ground right.( There is nothing equal to promoted by the formation and pro­ came up ami hit him in the face. I bis Doan’s Kidney Rills for the cure of posed operation of such district. I he formation of a drainage sobered him wonderfully, and with sidney trouble." (Statement Riven di'tnct under the provisions of Chan­ the aid of a passer-by, he got on a Sept. 23, 1911), street car, forcgetful of his wonder Over a year later, Mr. Wolf said ter 340 of the General Laws of Ore- for.IQ‘5’ “".»•«■ the provisions of ful fighting qualities That reminded "The cure Doan's Kidney Pills which this petition is presented, is a me of what my Uncle Toby used to brought has been permanent.” say of garrulous people when they l’rice 50c., at all dealers. 1 Don’t proper and advantageous method of overflow: "A bee’s tongue was made ■•imply ask for a kidney remedy /—get iccomphshmg the reclamation and for honcy-suiking, a dog’s for lap Doan s Kidney Fills—the sa me that protection of the lands included in '.nd proposed district. ping and an ass’ for braving." Mr. Wolf has , — twice » - publicly --------- j reconi- 9. The proposed plan for the rec — o------ rec- ­ '»ended 1-oster-Milbourn Co. Procs l»„Ci ,1.. N V V 1 lamation and protection of property Buffalo, Y. Cousin Tom I seldom ten! any "i the proposed district is, that a dyke thing on the sporting pages of news­ shall be constructed along the South For County Treasurer. papers that is about games, but I oft­ bank of the Little Nestucca river en glan ce at the articles on huntinc hereby announce mvsclf as a where the same borders upon the and fishing, which is about the onlv proposed district. Said district bord­ for the office of Í County amusement of the kind that interests candidate IV - 1 , _..,r ........ '■* me 1 was just reading an article in measurer of Tillamook County