« What the Editors Say. As soon as a man gets hungry he 'writes poetry. Several hundred brew­ ery laborers marching m a city in a dry state wrote on their banner, “Wet or dry, we must have work, or we’ll know why."—Astorian. ------ o------ “The laws of Oregon have made it so that even your mince pie can't have the proper twang to it.” T his is some ot tew Cates' twaddles, the good house wife will see that her mince pie is made just as she has been making it for years.—News-limes. ------o------ Of course anything might happen in Kansas. Here is a plausible story a Missouri exchange sends «ut about the Sunflower State: "In a recent tor­ nado at Great Bend, Kan., the wind stripped the feathers off a rooster and then blew straws into the roost­ ers skin where the feathers had been. T he owner took him to Kansas City and sold him to a museum for a por­ cupine.”—News-Times. ------o------ There is no "kick” in near beer which may be a merit or demerit just as you think. Howeve r, the “kick" in beer has not been the cause of the disturbance. It is the “fight” in whis­ key.” * ♦ ♦ The Monitor believes in a mandatory day of rest but the Ore­ gon Sunday closing law, dug out of the achieves of the past is too large a dose to swallow.—Independence Monitor. •----- o------ Whether true or not that the kaiser is suffering from cancer of the throat, we’ll wager that if there is any man this side of the grave who can give cancer a worth while battle it is Col. William Hohenzollern. By the time the kaiser gets done with the cancer the latter will have learned a lesson worth while and will hereafter choose ‘carefully in selecting a foe.—Tele­ phone Register. Judge Clark and the commissioners of Columbia County deserve congrat­ ulation for having stuck to their idea of what was right in levying a 9-mill road tax levy for 1916 in face of a turbulent meeting packed with tax­ payers who insisted first on a 3-mill levy and then a 5-mill levy. We need more officials in Oregon who have the nerve to act in accordance with their convictions. While our sympa-. thies are with the overburdened tax­ payers, who must pay all the bills, and who when provoked to madness by high taxes are prone to cut vici­ ously, but we cannot refrain from commending officials who do what they believe to be right, from their knowledge of the facts, and with full realization of their official responsi­ bilities.—Oregon Voter. Two years ago, the report that the kaiser was suffering from a malady that killed his roylil and imperial father would have caused, universal sorrow. Today, the news is received with modified regret, and is discussed more from the standpoint of the. ef­ fect the Kaiser’s illness will have on the war than on the sufferer himself. It is possible that the Kaiser, the fore­ most figure in the world today, and a little—just a very little that, however, suffice*—short of being its master, cares nothing at all for the prayers or anathemas of ordinary man, which cannot penetrate the grand and awful gloom of his magnificient isolation. And jret the picture of this undeniably great and no less indisputably am­ bition-mad king incurably stricken is not without its pathos. What a throne he inherited, and what opportunities he had to pass it on, greater and bet­ ter and more securely founded in the hearts of a happy, peaceful, and pros­ perous people. And what a heritage of dispair and horror and hatred he is leaving.— lhe Spectator. TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, JANUARY 20, 1916. FREE TRADE GOSSIP. ly in the United States by changes in The Joy of Fault Finding. Bids Wanted on Hauling Cheese and Sheriff's Sale. — o—— __ the _____ -tariff _____ laws. _____ That _ is ____ almost twice ------o------ Supplies. Culled From the Leading Newspapers the amount of the valuation of all the ------o------ A contemporary has just closed a NoJw Notice L is 1. hereby given that by au- of the Country. farm products in this country ($12,- contest in which it invited essays on t ___ Maple l.eaf Creamery Association horitv _._.i of an execution and order of Wl.-,. ...... ..... ei ........ T.,.1... 1. 1 ' . L, . —•■>—o------ 000,000,000), and statistics and exper­ “ “W hat m Marriage Means Today." It sale issued out of the Circuit Court of ' wishes to receive bids on hauling They tell us we have free trade ience prove that both are equally ben­ sorrowfully comments on the fact the Mate of Oregon, for Tillamook cheese from its factory to lailroad dc- prosperity, but we arc still paying a efited by a protective tariff. that most contributors described mat- I ‘ County, bearing date Dec. 20th, 1915, ■ pot, into cars and to dock in Tilla- deficit war tax in time of peace. rimony as a state of misery and asks in the case of Andrew Peterson plain­ mook city; also 011 hauling box What this country needs is adequate itself whether this is the present view tit f vs. M. B. Shafer and Sarah E. { shooks from cars in Tillamook City Why lhe banks arc so full of money protection, and we must have it in oi a majority of folks. 1 he record of Shafer, Defendants, I have levied and from saw mill in Tillamook City is because free Va^c has taken it from 1 order to hold the foreign trade which marriages does not so indicate. It is upon and will, on Friday, the 21st to its factory, same to be piled in the farmers and put it into the banks. 1 the present impetus has given us. Un­ true that there h is been alarming in­ day of January, 1916, at the hour of factory; also for hauling other r sup­ --o----- . | less we have this protection, we shall I crease in divorce, but divorce persons 10 o'clock a 111., at the Court House, plies from Tillamook City to factory. “Take the tariff out of politics.”— see ourselves sliding down the com- usually lush into matrimony again. in Tillamook City, Tillamok County, Company reserves the right to reject take the sentiment cut of love.—New mercial scale like a small boy on a In the old time “literaries,” the rela­ 1 Oregon, sell at public auction to the i any or all bids. Leave bids at office of __ __ - for cash in hand the Carl Haberlach, Secretary, on or be­ \ ork Evening Sun. Take the notes big toboggan on a long slick hill. tive joy of pursuit and possession was ! ' highest bidder out of music. Next? Business is business, and every man often discussed. It was frequently ar­ I following described 1 real property fore Feb. 1st, 1916. Bids to be for iliamook County, Oregon, season of 1916. in business is trying to do the best he gued that courtship was more joyous ' situate in T Tillamook Maple Leaf Creamery Association. Every sane man recognizes the ne­ can for himself. Nations do not differ. ' than marriage. But the opposing side I to-wit: Lot 31 in Block 10, "Manhattan cessity of insurance to protect his A lame tariff is a great menace to a usually dispossed of this argument by i as shown upon the records of said I county. Said sale will be made for the property. A protective taritf is a paid country; a properly adjusted tariff is showing the widows and widowers, Summons. iuHe power to correct the evils by rqcans of party discipline and party choice of candidates, while we are •still uncertain as to just what would result if the new system had the-support of all. Sometimes multi­ plication makes things worse -^Hills- boro Independent. t’s new—it’s good—it’s healthful! The finest temperance drink you have ever tasted—the new drink of 1916—made from Oregon Hops and Barley. Golden and Amber Nectar is full of cheer—snap and spar­ kle. It has a delicious amber and golden color and pours out with a heavy foam on top—a delightful, healthful beverage for the whole family — drink as much as you like, it cannot //<> intoxicate! Happiness. ------0------ The trn-box philosopher, whose rug­ ged countenance greets us from many an advertising page, ' voices a truism that is praticularly applicable at this jolly season of the year. “What’s hap- ftnessr asks he, and then, like all philosophers, pedagogues and editor­ ial scribblers; answers his own ques­ tion: "Havin' a little less than we ^’ant and the health to hustle for that little less.’” After all, it would be a Pretty slow old world—no ambition. no.“pep,’’ _no hustle—if we were all satisfied—if we had everything we wanted. And by George, it’s good to ’’ P'tch in and make the dirt flyr-ii'a fine to be doing something woirth while! Many a man stubs his toe on the door step of success. All sorts of uplift plans are in oper­ ation for the benefit of convicts; and “not a statistic" yet to prove whether the plans have any effect in the de­ creasing crimes. Isn't something ow­ ing to society as well as the convict. 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