TILLAMOOK F’
Uncle Silas Says.
near the furnace in the basement. A
Mr. Ford's Retur
few days ago, the couple were riding
in an auto in the country near the
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Mr. Ford has abandon
city. The woman, who was on the
Uncle Bill, I see in the paper here rear seat, Rad her baby poodle cud of peaft1 crusaders and
that "Our teddy" is called "Roose dled down in her lap under a fur robe. home, because of his h.
velt the Roarer, suggesting delicate | The man was driving the machine, Ford’s feet got so cold du.
ly thereby that tie is a dead one. 1‘cr- and, in attempting to go up a steep
naps lie is, but that is by no means hill it balked, and ran swiftly back Norwegian reception that the
certain. But that brings forcefully to ward and plunged
into a creek Uold him they must be bathed 1
my mind an incident of my boyhood, where the water was very deep. The troit spring water. Our syiu
tn summer 1 olten went to my Uncle auto was completely submerged, and naturally goes out to his guests,
toby’s farm, a couple of miles from although the man who could swim are helpless as babes in the wo
ours, and used to put in a great deal would have saved himself, the woman He has turned over $-'/0,000 to 1.
ot time with Uncle Toby in study would surely have been drowned if their financial necessities, but wh
ing insects which was one of his hob the old dog who had been following they really need is intellectual gui
bies. He caught them by means of a them on foot had not gone to her res dance. The Women’s Industrial 1’eace
light silk net Dag at the end of a long cue and pulled her, not only ashore, Association has a high
sounding L
stick. 1 was always anxious to eaten but up on the bank. Well, the joke of name but we would fain know more Ai
a humming bird, and, like Brer Rab the matter is the poodle got tangled of its administrative machinery. It is has
bit, 1 lay low. Finally, one bright up in her fur robe and was drowned. | merely a pseudonym for Frau Sch- itself
morning I got the bird just where I Since then the woman has experienc wimnier? If so, there is trouble ahead. not beci.
wanted him, above a blossom of wild ed a change of heart towards the Frau Schwimmer is called bossy. The records 01
cotton. 1 brought down my net ker- brave old dog who saved her lite, and 1 other cursaders following an ancient Finderne 1',
ilop, and 1 was certain that the green he became her idol. Now he sleeps in 1 but ungallant precedent, have already Finderne Hoiifc
beauty was mine that 1 yelled with a comfortable little room, all of his I blamed the woman for the failure of Holstein cow s w..
delight. 1 was recalled to earth by own, on the second floor of thy heme. 1 the mission. They assert that she mis the production of bu.
Uncle Toby, and when he saw that near that of • s master, and h's 1. is- 1 led All. Hord into launching th: ex if you can afford to si...
he had my attention he said: "My bay, tress fee Is <. > 1 gr ’ • s hir.. as care- I ' pedition. They charge that she spent caravan.
if you would succeed in your under fully as she had previously done to thousands of Ford money ‘or each
W. E. Noyes, Pres.
B. Kuppenbender, Sc«
takings study the skill ot the hum her worthless roadie. ”ln ,e o'den I could have found some "real use ’ in
ming bird and learn to flit backward.” time” they used to wash evil spirits sending cablegrams and wireless mes
Well, Teddy has mastered the art of out of supposed witnessed by ducking sages to mythical associations ir> Nor
How's This ?
backward flight so that, hummeth he them in a pool of cole eater t ntil way, which the crusaders expected to
We offer O ne H undred D ollars R eward
ever so loudly, his humming don’t they would cry tar mercy and agiee greet them in glad array and with
even a little indicate the direction of to be good. 1 lii’.t plunge into the wat I brass bands. The crusaders do not re- or any case of Catarrh that cannot be cured
his flight. He is like the darky’s flea. er, likewise, .visl ed ill toolikhi ess pioach themselves for their own child by Hall’s Catarrh Cure.
F. J. CHENEY & CO., Teledo. O.
“When yu-h got’ put yu-hr finger on from the woman’s mind and she is like faith and confidence in joining
r
We. the undersigned have known F. J.
now a model housewife instead of a an expedition without knowing its Cheney
’im he isn’t dar!”
for the last 15 years, and believe
fashionable human butterfly.
plans.
him perfectly honorable in all business
Messrs Wanamaker, Edison and transactions and financially able to carry
Sister Sue, you say you are becom-
any obligations made by his firm.
ming so absent minded that you often
Bartholt, having had some experience out NATIONAL
Lesson of the San Francisco Fair.
BANK OF COMMERCE,
spoil your cooking by seasoning it
with the world, showed the preduc
Toledo, O.
Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally,
tion to question Mr. Ford. They had
twice, and you take a great many un 1
acting
directly
upon
the
blood
and mucous
However
successful
the
San
Fran
no faith in the claims of Frau Sch surfaces of the system. Testimonials
necessary steps in doing your house
sent
work by going to look after things cisco Fair has been in a business way, wimmer, no doubt recalling how her fr T. Prî<»e 75 cents per bottle. Jold by all
you have already attended to. I cer it is entitled to yet more credit for wild stories about Belgium, made in Druggists
1 aac Hall’s Family Pills for constipation.
tainly know how to sympathize with the service it performed for the her hysterical transcontinental lecture
you, for 1 have a lot of trouble American nation. It did more s to tour, had been denied even by the
<___ British government. But the inno
that way myself. Usually I don’t make Americans know their own
mind it much; but when it conies to country than any other of the great cents who grasped at the chance of a
taking small potatoes, as I did the shows that have been held here, with I free trade and abundant publicity
other day, and dropping them in my the possible exception of the Centen I showed no such prudence. Norway NEW HOME USERS
THE BEST STOCK OF IIA.
breakfast coffee, I want to draw the nial at Philadelphia. It came at a' time I wanted only to see Ford. No other
ARE
line right there. Mother called my when Europe was largely barred to neutral country cares about the un QUALITY CHOOSERS
THECOUNTY.
attention to the fact that potato s our travellers and there was willing knowns, the guests gathered from the
were not sugar to sweeten anything, ness to consider the West, because 1 highways and hedges. Mr. Ford
See Us for Prices Before Ordering E
just as the second one plopped into West and East had been brought should have appointed Judge Lindsey
my cup, and she almost had fits closer together than ever by the , as his successor. Having had experi
laughing at me. However, such a opening of the Panama Canal. The ence as a juvenile judge he might
thing is easier to bear than what a imagination of the nation turned guid the crusaders safely home, keep
friend of mine who lives in the city tow’ard the Pacific slope; there was a ing them out of the clutches of some
did about a month ago. We were new desire to see and know, and the European Barnum. Nocommlitee can
having a lot of rain, and his good people by hundreds of thousands who handle the situation, because no com
wife saw to it that he had an umbrel would have never seen more than mittee can ever agree.
la every time he left the house. One their own little section of his big and
day he happened to get out without varied country traveled across the
Spending the Peoples Money.
it. It began to pour, and just then one continent with their eyes open to
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of the young women in his office learn things that every American
FOR SAI,® BY
stepped out of a store on her way ought to know.
About the only thing that every
home. She had an umbrella raised
body seems agreed that the present
And There 1« No Peace.”
and offered to take him as far as she
session of Congress is certain to do
classed at the price anil equal to many of the higher priced
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w’as going. He accepted of her offer
is that it will set a new record for
hard wheat flour on the market.
So the situation is that Germany is governmental expenditures. But Con
of shelter, carried the umbrella for
Tillamook,
her until she reached her door, and in the position of being willing to gress' long suit has been the spending
If you want your boys and girls to grow strong anil
then started off home with the um make such a peace as will leave her I of the people's money. And the en- The New Home Sewing
healtliv
serve them with plenty of the products from Ynm-
an
unopposed
giant,
but
cannot
find
brella over his head. She didn’t have
, thuiasm among the “pork barrel" ex
Machine Company,
the heart to protest, though she knew anyone else willing to talk peace perts in the National Legislature
1»»ill Family Blend Flour.
YAMHILL MILLING CO.
San Francisco, Cal.
other words Ger • over the appropriation prospects
that she would have to go out again with her. In
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in a little while, and she didn’t know many would like to let go but cannot. 1 ahead of them must be extensive.
where she couM borrow another um There is a great deal coming out in
brella. Well, he blundered on, utterly connection with the speeches in Jhc
unconscious of the fact that he was Reichstag over the censored wires
sheltered with what didn’t belong to that decieve no one, about filled bel
him; but, luckily for her, his wife was lies, bursting copper warehouses,
at hand when he came in, and when heaping potato bins, populous pig
she found out where he had picked pens. Never did blockade work such
up the umbrella, she sent him right wonders. In the name of the prophet,
UPHOLSTERY—Deepened and of the finest,
POWER—Increased to FORTY horse power;
back with it and his best apologies. figes! Meantime, the allies are more
hand-buffed,
semi-glazed leather purchas
determined
than
ever.
The
time
has
Now, the troudle with me is I have
MOTOR—Increased from 3J4 x 5 to 37^-inch
so long depended upon mother to been reached where there are more
able;
bore x 5-inch stroke;
keep tab of the little things of life munitions than can readily be used,
and to attend to them, that 1 have be when new levies in hundreds of
REAR AXLE — Safety - insuring FULL-
WHEELBASE Increased from 108 to 112 ins.
come very much like the man whose thousands—soon to be millions—for
teeth bothered him. “I’m sorry you’ve service and the international war
floating
axle, designed and built in Studebaker
TIRES—Increased from 33 x 4 to 34 x 4
been troubled with the toothache,” council is working together for pres
factories;
said the family dentist, when the man sure which is soon to be applied in
Goodrich;
appeared in his office. “I gave you the new ways and with new strength on
first minute I had free after receiving every front. There is no thought of
ELECTRICAL SYSTEM —Studebaker-
FINISH—Number of body-finishing opera
your wife’s telephone message. Let peace anywhere in the allied countries
tions increased from 20 to 25;
Wagner Starting and Lighting System, in use
me see which tooth is it that is troub which are far, far stronger after more
ling j ou,” The. man looked bewilder than sixteen months of war than the
FOUR
years and tested and proved on more
CAPACITY—Increased from Five to SEVEN
ed, swashed his tongue around in his final victor in our civil war was in
♦ '
the
August
of
1862.
passenger;
than 150,000 cars.
mouth, and answered slowly: “M—m,
it’s not aching just now.” Then after
a moments, hesitation, during which
The Two Colonels.
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he made another cautious investiga
i
tion with his tongue, he inquired
The Washington correspondents are
dreamily: "Didn’t my wife mention to busy at their Pleasant work of fore
you which tooth it is? 1 always rely casting struggles in the national con
on her in such matters.”
ventions this year. They are especial
ly interested in speculating on the
Mother, Sister Sue, you know, activity of the two colonels, who
loves Sport, and thinks he is the fin have been the most conspicuous fig
est dog ever. There is a dog in the ures in national politics for many
city that is almost Sport’s double, she years. It is argued, very plausibly,
says, that was not in good standing that both will be at the conventions.
It is the ONLY 7-passenger, 4-cylinder car with a 3%-
with his mistress because ol his size It is also assumed, that neither
and nothing else The •voinin who would dodge should the presidential
inch
bore x 5-inch stroke, FORTY horse power motor
lives a few doors w est of Sister Sue's, lightening strike in his neighborhood,
had aims for a rather high place in although each realize the impossibil
that has ever been offered in America or Europe for
society and was doing her level best ity of such an accident. Here the re
less than $1000. And it is the ONLY car of the sea
to attain that place. Her husband is semblance ends. 1 he material of Col.
just as plain, every-day sort of man, Roosevelt will work for peace while
son that has accompanied a $100 reduction in price
who would rather come home from the pacific Col. Bryan will be for
his office at night and make himself party war.
with such a SUBSTANTIAL INCREASE in quality.
comfortable about the house than to
The Washington correspondent of
go out to parties and visiting. He is the Philadelphia Inquirer states what
But all that we ask is for you to see the car. And it
a great lover of pet animals, and sev is generally known in political circles
eral years ago, before he became very about the attitude of Col. Roosevelt.
won
’t take but a few minutes for the car to convince
prominent in his profession, and be The Colonel wants to go as a Repub
fore it seemed to his hity-toity wife lican delegate from New York and
you that dollar for dollar, it gives MORE than any
Four Cylinder Models
would ever be able to reach the his enemies in the Empire State raise
Touring Car, 7-paMenger • •
other
Four on the market.
height she longed for in the butterfly no objections. He has also announced
Roadster, 3-paM«n|rer . • •
Landau-Roadster, 3-pas*. . .
social whirl, he bought a fine thor his willingness to support any of the
ough- bred English water spaniel pup suggested candidates, with one or
Six Cylinder Models
which immediately became a favorite two exceptions. While Col. Roosevelt
Touring Car, 7 -passenger • .
Roadster, 3-passenger . . .
with all of the family except the wife, will not have what might be called a
LandauJtoadster 3-pass. . .
whose objection to him was that he chastened spirit it is stated that he
Coupe, 4-passenger ....
was too large for her to hold in her will attempt no dictation. He will be
Limousine, 7 passenger . . .
F O. B. Detroit
lap. As the pup grew older it came to satisfied with the convention's choice
be a great pal of it’s master, but care of candidates, but he will insist on a
fully avioded ifs mistress. It would firm platform declaration for prepar
obey her and eat what she gave it, edness.
but it never showed any great sorrow
Detroit, Mich.
Col. Bryan, on the other hand, will
if( she failed to give attention. With make a platform fight for what he
South Bend, Ind. Walkerville, Ont
H s master it displayed just the op regards the "traditional Democratic
posite sentiments, and when it saw policy.” That is, he will oppose a
him coming home it would run to large standing army and an increase
meet him and take the evening paper in the navy. In all his speeches in 191a
from his hand. He trained the pup to he emphasized the single-term pledge
hunt in fields with him, and he de- and that part of each speech was pub
dcclares it saved him from being bit lished in the Commoner. In the issue
ten from a rattlesnake one day by before election he took pains to show
gripping him by the leg of his trous how peculiarly sacred his pledge was.
ers and preventing him entering a He has never publicly altered his
clump of bushes, and then advancing stand on this question. But Mr. Wil
and stirring up the big rattler, which son's renomination js a foregone con
the master shot. When the family had clusion. It is predicted that Col Bryan
increased it’s amount in worldly will make qply a perfunctory fight for
wealth, the mistress secured a tiny the one term principle, concentrating
lap dog that she could cuddle in her his efforts on an antimilitarism dec
arms, and if she could have had her laration in the platform. He will not
way the noble old dog. would have be ignored, for he will have many old
been banished to the back yard with- friends in the convention and even his.
001
»belter. But the master would enemies will hesitate about driving
not allow it, and the old dog contin him to revolt. The St.Louis conven-
ued to live in the house, was fed as teion may not be the team ratification
yual and slept in a comfortable bed meeting many have expected.
— I
GE|4EF(.
Kitchen K
Heating
BREAD
made of Yamhill Family Blend Flour is
a life giving food. It cannot be out
Dollar for Dollar.
What car gives as much?
40 horse power
7 passenger
four
GEO. WILLIAMS, Tillamook, Ore
STUDEBAKER
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