I
ILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT OGTOBE.R 28.
1915.
t Uncle Silas Says.
out tn the aisle and hn other people
on the kgs. W hen she arose to leave TILLAMOOKERS AT THE FAIR. I
J ELAND B ERWIN.
he«r-;‘ jabbed a
in the
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R°Uie
W.
Watson
Gives
Kit
back and literally butted her way
Exper-
PIANO INSTRUCTION.
Amos, as 1 have listened to the 'hroug^i he crowd. Just as she appro
ience of Earthquakes.
host stories you told last night to ved the front end of the car, where
Diploma from Chicago Musical
Rijlie \\. Watson has written
Gertrude and her schoolmate guest, 1 1 was sitting, 1 got up to go out.
College.—Beginners receive the same
„as reminded of myself when I was stepped in front of her and stood another interesting letter of his ex-
careful training as the most advanced.
i boy and lived on a farm in Illinois waiting for the door to open That penence while attending the tair in
Terms:—$4.00 p-r months Instruc
1 had a very vivid imagination, and, made her mad and she blurted out so 8an Fran.isco. He was somewhat
for fun, used to invent and tell blood- loud that every one in the car could scared by little things like earth-
tion.
mrdling ghost stories to my school hear her, “You are no gentleman!" 1 qnakes and hurried out of the hotel
All' lessons given at Studio.
mates. Well, a party of city friends turned and looked at her in a surprised He bays;:
Factory Representative for the
from San Francisco was
of our family came to visit us in June, manner anil she repeated her assertion
Chute & Butler Pianos and Player
your ’?st issuc and 1 am
and on bright day they went fishing pointed her finger at me, shook it in
Pianos.
in Spoil River, about six miles form my face and added;"Y ou! 1 mean you" si’iC it was read with much interest
a number of your subscribers—
our house across the wild prairie. I had been noticing her maneuvers,
T BO ALS. MD.,
About half way over was a deserted as had all the other passengers, and 1 ior a number have spoken to me
bouse. It was growing dusk as we was mad enough to fight, but as the about it—hence this communication.
Mrs. Watson and myself returned
THE BEST STOCK OF HARDWARE IN
werc driving, back after a long day’s comical situation dawned upon me 1
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
fishing 1 was amusing them with grilled at her and replied: “No I’m tro.n San Francisco and the exposi-
I
non
on
the
19th,
having
been
away
Surgeon S. P. Co.
THE COUNTY.
stories of the surrounding country, married and my wife has a mother
lillamook just to days. A num-
and one of them was what 1 had oft who resembles you very closely in I | irom
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O. O. F. Bldg )
have inquired of us to the tiip ! See Us for Prices Before Ordering Elsewhere
en heard told by the country people of her little cute ways.” Then eveiybody I ber
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the tig fair and the expanse of such a
a tin peddler who had mysteriously in the car laughed including the con I trip. Our tiip was made both going !
disappeared and was supposed to have ductor and motorman at the discern down and return on the steamer
been murdered. He had last been torture of the female monopolist, and | erreat Northern, which is a sister
EBSTER HOLMES,
T
seen at that old deserted house which I am sure that dear old grandma, in ship of the Northern Pacific, we had
was later believed to be haunted, and the circumstances, forgive me for the the same stateroom bo.h ways. The
ATTORNEY-AT LAW
the story was, that every night at 8 fib.
round trip from Portland to San
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o'clock, the sound of falling tinware
rranciso , including meals, state
COMMERCIAL BUILDING,
could be distinctly heard in the old
Uncle Bill, do you know that the room and rail, no extras, is $30.00;
Dealers
in
house. The fishermen all laughed at Jenkins boy, stupid and ignorant as
FIRST STREET,
round trip from Tillamook to
the idea, but 1 offered to show them he is, is the champion horse trader of I ortland is $0.00, making transporta
OREGON
TILLAMOOK.
the house on the way home, so they the county? Last week he was on his tion only $36.00. A fine room can be
said “Go to it!” The house stood a way to town with a load of wheat by had in San Francisco including bath
little way off the main road, in the a young mule belonging to his father, for $2.50 per day and all meals are
BRANDS OF FLOUR :
E. REEDY, D.V M.,
midst of a thick growth of weeping and an old horse, winch he owns, that very reasonable; admission to the
“Morning Star.” “Y. Familv Bend.” ‘‘Oregon Flower.”
willow trees, and it was a gloomy couldn’t pull his share of the loael, yet fair 50c.; street cars 5c. and jitne s
place, indeed, being shunned, as a was fat and sleek and looked line. toe., therefore, I figure that a person
VETERINARY.
J
E. T. ULLMANN, MsTtiager,
plague spot, by all the people of that About half way to town the kid stop can without extravagance make the
Both Phone»
part of the country. With broken ped his team to rest, and a fellow trip and see the fair in all for $75 to
Commercial Building,
Tillamook, Oregon.
windows and fallen stairs and floors came along driving a mule and a $100, and do it easy. The fair closes
Mutual Phone.
.
.
• Ore go u
all fallen down It was a mere shell. horse. Noticing the fellow’s team the on December 4th. It is great, couldn’t »»OOSOOOOOCOCCOOaOOOOQCSOSCCOOOOOCCOOOOOCOOCOOOOOOO Tillatnook .
I drove up to and turned around so as kid hailed him and said: “Hollow begin to tell vou half what we saw.
Numerous acquaintances were made
to be ready to start back to the road. stranger! Are you a trading man?”
GOYNH,
The fishermen lighted their pipes lhe tellow looked at him and his on the trip, people from all over the
afresh and sat waiting and sat waiting team a moment, then answered slow world are flocking to San Francisco
for the dread hour. They had not ly: "Not much, though sometimes and California at this time of the
ATTORNEY AT LAW.
took ...„
the
long to wait. One of them had just re just to be doing. However, it seems year. While in the city _ 1 ____
marked humorously: “Bring on your to me that 1 ought to own your horse the greater part of the forenoon in
onice: O pposite C ovet H ouse ,
tinware, its almost 8,” when we all and you ought to have my mule.” "It calling on my business associates in
jumped at the sound of falling tin looks that way to me too, said the the fire insurance business. 12 com
Tillatnook •
Oregou.
ware! Even the horses heard it. The kid yawning lazily. “Even up?’’ quer panies which I represent, I was only-
reins were lying lose on their backs, ied the stranger. “It’s a go, ’ replied fortunate in calling on seven of my
and without a word from anyone they the kid, and they traded. Well, the companies and entertainment was pro
OHN I ELAND HENDERSON,
bolted and the wagon went bumping mu'e that the kid got was worth $50 vidcd and arranged, a great deal that ■
and rattling over the stones toward more than was the horse he traded we were unable to avail ourselves of.
ATTORNEY
the main road. The fishermen gripped for it, and the joke was on the fellow In the afternoon and evenings we
their pipes with their teeth and the he traded with who was a new comer spent at the exposition
AND
Our
experience
in
’
Frisco
would
sides of the seats with their hands, book farmer with an agricultural col not have been complete had we not
COUNSELLOR
AT LAW.
but said nothing until we had gone a lege education. 1 was repairing my
an earthquake. We certainly had
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mile. Then they charged me with fence within a hundred feet of them had
two, three. On Thursday night
Tillamook •
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- Oregon.
playing a practical joke on them and and heard it all. Well, the following one,
October 7th we had just returned
ROOM NO. 261.
I had to confess that I had conspired day I happened to be in town and from the fair grounds, had gone to
with some schoolmates to go there came across the Jenkins kid and the our room on the 5th floor at the St.
and give them a scare. I was to lure fellow he had traded with standing rn Regis Hotel at 4th and Mission
CLAUSSEN,
the fishermen to the place, and the a street corner talking about it.. The streets. We were just preparing to go
LAWYER,
boys, armed with bunches of tin cans stranger had got onto the fact that he out to dinner. The last shock camp
. tied together were to do the ghost had traded the kid a fine young mule at about 0 45 and lasted fully three
DEUTSCHER
ADVOKAT
for
an
old
horse
almost
worthless,
stunt. Well, how these fishermen did
seconds, the room rocked like a sh’p
laugh after their freight had subsided but he was game and wasn’t squeal at sea, everything moveable began to
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ing. After they had talked awhile
and the team had calmed down. Then about
trade, good-naturedly, move about the room, the light fix
they chipped in a dollar each to buy during their
by pendants
which the chap had sized up tures which hung
Tillamook
Ore ko a
mt^a present for my novel entertain the mentality
of the kid, he turned to from the ceiling crashed together
ment.
me, slyly winked, and said: "I didn't and the closet door which I was just
QR. JACK OLSEN,
know until today that there is free entering slambed shut, Mrs. Watson
Gertrude I want to compliment you air in this town.” I quickly under became very much frightened and we
on your musical skill, especially your stood that he had something up his hastened our departure from the
DENTIST.
performance on the piano. 1 have sleeve for the kid, and replied: “Oh, room and down by the elevator to the
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O.
O. F. Bldg.)
been playing the violin for over halt yes 1 heard of that several days a.go. office, while during the next few
a century, in accordance with the Town folks are very particular about minutes there were two other shocks
Tillamook * Oregon
teachings of expert musicians, but 1 their air, but they are not stingy with which were not as strong as the first.
must confess that you outclass me by it. In some parts of this town there The quake was reported by the Oak
a large majority. One thing especial are signs telling where the air is free.’ land and cross-bay and other papers,
T. Bon a
ly has impressed me with the harmony The kid was doubtful and the other but the San Francisco papers it ap-
oears
have
mutual
understanding
not
of your music is the close attention fellow offered to bet him a good
ATTORNEY-/»T LAW.
and rapturous approval of it by our dinner for 11s three that he could show to make report of such trifle matters.
Complete
Set of Abstract Hooka in
The
feeling
experienced
would
be
good old dog Sport, and I have much him a sign to that effect on a near-by
Office.
confidence in his good taste and street. The offer was accepted. To hard to explain; but at any even it
judgment. What are you laughing gether we went to a place on a side gives one a good shaking up that they
Taxes
Paid
for
Non Residents.
about my dear? Animals are far bet street where there was a sign on will not soon forget. People of San
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Francisco
do
not
pay
any
particular
ter judges and are more interested in which were the words, “Free air here attention to these quakes and otily
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• Oregon
the merits of music than you can re help yourself." I understood at once
about it. This one, it was
Both Pilone».
alize without having studied them as that it was for automobile tires, but laugh
stated
was
the
mast
severe
since
the
1 have done for many years. A case the kid didn’t and swallwed the bait, big quake in 1906. A laughable inci
in point is that of a calf that learned hook and sinker. After commenting dent occurred in the office. A portly
c - hawk ,
to play a piano. A lady, who was an on the peculiar folks of the town we German from Pennsylvania had made
expert musician was seated at her pi went to a restaurant and the kid man his exit to the street in a hurry with
ano beside an open window playing fully paid for our dinner. Yes, the boy out his hat and had on returning the
PHYSICIAN AND SCRGKON.
something very melodious when a is a champion horse trader, but in bell-haps and elevator boy with oth
calf came up very close to it and everything else is deradfully stupid— ers were jossing him about his hur
Buy City
Oregnn
looked in. As the melody flowed on the kind of verdant youth whom the ried exit, he said: “Believe me, I
the calf began swaying on its feet, street venders of gold bricks for a rather get hit mit a brick on mine
sighed deeply and expressed its dollar a pound and office building at head, than haf a whole building fall
QR. L. L. HOY,
approval of the music with a soft- a hundred dollars each are looking on me.” 1 don’t know what ever be
tened "Moo!” several times repeated. for.
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came of our German friend but we
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
1 he lady turned to the window, and
saw him no more.
Taxes Cause Worry.
the expression she found on the calf's
I he Tillamook exhibit at the fair is
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face facinated her. It was as though
represented, by about a dozen cheese,
the mild-eyed creature had seen some
The state tax agency of C. L. Starr these were old, dirty and black spot
Tillamook, -
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Oregon.
cruel dairyman placing a quart of is putting out the following Jingle ted. A very handsome young lady
water in a pint of milk to be sold for from the pen of Walt Mason for the was cutting this cheese into small
ELMER ALLEN
the use of city babies. A few days lat comfort of those who find it hard to samples served with a salted cracker
er the lady heard some one picking finish up their tax paying:
the same being wrapped in an adver
"I read about the war like guy who tisement as follows:
out notes on the piano keys. She ran
.(Succeaaor to Dr. Sharp),
“SAVE THIS WRAPPER”
into the parlor, and there was the calf smiling goes to battle; and naught
GENUINE
DENTIST.
tapping the piano keys with its nose can still his joyous cry and nothing
TILLAMOOK CHEESE
and gently mooing in imitation of him can rattle. But nobler than the
Commercial lluildinK. Tillau.ock
singing. Thereafter, the calf was man who wins renown with battle To Get The Best Ask Your Grocer
for
allowed to come into the house over a axes, is he who springs some sunny
TILLAMOOK CHEESE.
strip of linolium every day to prac grins while coughing up his taxes.
QARI. HABERI.ACH,
And Be Sure And Get It.
tice and eventually it became, in The captain, who in time of wreck,
>ts own opinion at least, quite an ex is free from fear’s emotion, deserves Parott & Co, San Francisco, Agents.
ATTORNEY AT-LAW.
The Tillamook cheese exhibit does
pert performer. Doubtless the lady a wreath upon his tile; he s surely
felt gratified by the fact that her fin smooth as wax is; but 0 the man who not do our product justice, it is not a
«
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ger music had charmed the calf and ing and bullets barely missing his fair sample, nor quality of our pro
returned the compliment by permit taxes’ I’ve seen a brave policeman duct. The exhibit is a joke to all that
Tillamook
J.
•
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.OrcRou
ting it to imitate her melody with its walk where vicious knives were fly have seen it and know of the wonder
ful
resources
of
this
county.
Other
ing and bullets barely missed h s
nose. You may __
i dear,
‘
rest ................
assured,
pR. GEORGE J. PETERSEN
In an L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter
that of Sport approves of your r music block, and bricks and knives were counties of the state have done them
it is alright—all right, then some flying; I’ve seen the wild beast tamer selves proud. Hood River county,
the point on the paper which is to receive the
fool with savage bears and yakes; but Coos county and Benton county be
DENTIST,
more.
O the man who’s calm and cool when ing leaders with their wonderful
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type
impression
is
stationary
at
the
instant
the
showing.
Tillamook
county
has
lost
up his taxes Let oak leaves
Succeaaor to Dr. Perkin»
Aunt Malinda, of course you have coughing
on his brow be laid, let nothing be a wonderful opportunity. An oppor
type hits. The carriage does not bob up and
heard of "the street car hog,” the denied him! All other
TILLAMOOK,
OREGON
tunity
to
show
to
many
millions
that
't,a"d
monopolize an fade when they are' brought w, beside
Person who tries to l._
have visited the fair what we could
down when the shift is made to v rite capitals.
entire seat, or the larger portion of it him' No greater shall he found while offer them. Well it is too bad that an
( ' BORGE WILLETT,
to a great discomfort and annoyance earth revolves upon its axis- this exhibit worthy of this county was not
U
Why?
of any other person, who is entitled loftv soul of sterling worth, who made.
ATTORNEY AT I AW
Io a full half of it. Well, while I give smiles when paying taxes.
We hope we have not intruded on
Because the type is shifted—not the carriage.
the women generally credit for de
your space. We are glad to get ba k
T illamook C ommercial B uiloino
cency and unselfishness in that respect
Nearly every Old World people to Tillamook the greatest country wc
The only movement of the carriage is back and
Oregon
T illan.ook
1 had a little experience with one that now realize had better have emigrat- have ever seen.
was decidedly swanish, in a street car ed en masse to tins country long ago.
forth on its closely adjusted ball bearing runways—
Notice of Appointment of Adminis
while in the city a few days ago. She
R. E. E, DANIELS.
and this decs not take place while the print is being
trator.
was a pufy midle-aged woman, the Now, the Americans.
We all have a voice and an •"«'«”
kind that seems to be continually look
made. There is no lilting of the carriage.
CHIROPRACTOft.
In the County Court of the State of
,
•ng for trouble and cast reflections on in the new navy about to be
Oregon for Tillamook County.
other persons. She got on the car in
This is one reason why L. C. Smith & Bros, type
Ixxal Office in lire Ccinmerciai
In the matter of the estate of James
front of a group of others and held
writing is free from blurs and every letter in the right
McGhee, deceased.
UP the line for two squares while she
Building.
Notice is hereby given to all whom
fished around in her bocketbook and
place.
it may concern that by an order of
JTILLAMOOK • ORE
counted out five pennies to the con gum drops you buy.
ductor. There were plenty of seats in
A Billy Sunday story is
*°bJ the County Court of Tillamook
County, Oregon, made and entered of
for fieriomtration
the car at the time, but she took a
record' therein, on the 14th day of
>
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fat behind a man whose window
EAT VIERECKS
October, 1915. the undersigned was
happened to be closed. The window
ippointed
the
administrator
of
the
•
-jeat was open, but she leaned
BREAD,
L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter Co.
0*ef .iiid'asked the man to raise his co°nUtro?tfioMnractL two young girl, go« • state of sail James McGhee, deceas
ed, and all persons hav ng any claims
window. The man replied that his UP and left
^et^do.n^o m
H< hm OitiM **4 F»o»r>
SYRACUSE N Y.
igainst said estite are hcrebv notified
window would not open, and she
TILLAMOOK BAKERY
"a h?s finger scornfully at them o present the same, properly veri
blurted out in a very offensive tone:
.. . . •
.- »> e» • ' •»' it. t-X-’’'
potnttng
two daughters fied to the said administrator at the
Well I guess a big husky
Tillamook County Bank, within six
'ike you could open it if you tried1 ’f°.he devn" Quick of a flash one o months
of the date of thia notice.
her hand, and
She took un the entire scat, and. when of the aev". » .
per- Dated this 14th day of Octob< r. i9>S-
the car began to be crowded and them turned ’»v,nf "
At All Grocers
C. A McGhee,
every seat was taken, she didn't move
Administrator.
over, but rt ined the entire seat.
*°d allows-
umbrella to extend cd.
RLiEX. McNfllR & GO
GENERALI HARDCUARE
Kitehen Ranges and
Heating Stoves.
YAMHILL MILLING COMPANY,
Flour, Grain and Feed.
J
Printing Point Does Not
306 O k st.,
Ell
Portland, Ore