2 rilamook Headlight, September 30, State Press Flashlights. IÖIo degraded viper—crushed under th. ! heel without ceremony.—Asturian. Kick for the Kicker. Newspaper readers who have the "Some men feast while others fast; idea that British coniemcre has been Economic Readjustment.” Some men toil while others shirk­ practically restroyed by submarines Some men smile while others moan; will be surprised to learn that Eng­ Some men fish while others work; I resident Wilson is reported to land’s exports in August showed an Milling be Some men sigh while others sing, now- to have the tariff i in - some Some increase of 40 millions—Telephc»e '' its schedules revised upwards' Register. ■ Is; but Have carouse while others pray; you met a man — ever „I., No? aTln°F *TWr? as a ""vision? .. . - ho has made carousing pay ? n i° r ,e r res ‘ dent has dis ­ Germany is willing to buy Ameri­ covered covered a beautiful new phrase- Some men dig while others dream; can cotton if we will deliver it in a economic readjustment.” Some men boost while others knock- German harbor. But how do wc know * , r<<15 1° be a economic readjust­ Some men think the days are long- that the vessel transporting it would ment of the tariff because of the Some Villi,' _____ a. .1 t a men forget the clock; I not be torpedoed by a submarine the wa'r Thd,,‘OnS 8r°Wi,’R out Some nien hope while other men which fancied it was about to be ram­ tne war. I he present tariff would Go complaining day by day; med?—Telephone Register . 'aV.C.been a11 {‘Kht even-thing eke Have you ever met a man had been all right. This is to say it Who has made complaining pay?” THE BEST STOCK OF HARDWARE IN If the truth were known, we im­ would have been a success if it had —Kansas Farmer. agine that it ia not so much a pues- been permitted to succeed. Of course. 1 he tariff was in fact a demonstrat­ Cannon Wants Reserve Army to tion of what security the European THE COUNTY. allies will give for the money they ed failure before the war broke out Cost $60,000,000. want to borrow, as it is just how It had done incalcuablc harm to See Us for Prices Before Ordering Elsewhere ----- o----- much commiasion the Wall street American industries, and did not pro- Danville, 111., September 22. — Ad- gang will get for letting them have auce adequate revenues. Now the war is a substitute for a oressing several hundred veterans of the American people’s money. It 1: is L the Spanish-American war at a re­ not so important that the easy mark protective tariff, but still there is not union Congressman Cannon 9OQO9OOOOOOOOOCOOOOeQOOCCOOOOOOOO0OOOOOOOOOOOe>Oe American investor shall ever get his enough income from the customs. So advocate here. a reserve army that will money back, as to know the size of wool is to be taken from the free list cost the nation $60,000,000 a year. His the rake off the "financial interests” and sugar is not to be free next May’ plan is to send the first two-year as was proposed. will get.—News-Times. The case of wool is worth our re­ volunteers to camp for a month each ------o----- Dealers in newed attention. Since it went on the year. These men will then go into the While the professional orators were first reserve and two years later into in evidence as usual at the land con­ free list, under the present tariff, the third reserve. ference in Salem last week, and they millions of 'ollars have been lost in Cannon would make this reserve seized every opportunity to display revenue, and yet the price of wool army 100,000 men and would have the their vanity, a few really meritorious has not gone down. There has been same number of marines and sailors. suggestions were offered, as embod­ no benefit to the consumer, and no After two years’ service the army but actual loss, to the govern­ would pass to the reserve and would ied in the resolutions adopted by the gain, conference. The resolutions, which ment. ready for the country’s call at any We have often heard from our be are bublished elsewhere in this issue time needed. The salary of these sol­ of the News-Times put it squarely up Democratic friends that the price of I diers Cannon would fix ai ht s> .w zii of I covercd that the . people . of the . coun- ple color of the juice and makes the certainly no non one can accuse h him type impression is stationary at the instant the lnjecting any Democracy into the gu- try are “idiotic”—"idiotic Yankees,” drink very much more beautiful in its rich purple appearance and more type hits. The carriage does not bob up and bernatonal. hand for the governor who could not understand the heroic sparkling. and DemocMcy know not one anoth- decds of the Germans, and to whom down when the shift is made to v rite capitals. When the concentrated juice is er. 1 hey hold nothing in common, 1 |)e found jt necessary from time to sterilized afterward by heating it and whenever the governor sees a timc t0 extend the advice to “hold keeps indefinitely as a thick syrup. It Why? Democrat holding an. office, he calls their tongues.” can be used at soda fountains, as fla­ in Torn Kay and the Democrat and Captain Fritz von Papen’s charac- vorings cookery and other dietary Because the type is shifted—not the carriage. the office are separated.—Independ- terization of us, although undoubted- purposes. for The government hopes to ence Monitor. __ By the result of the closest and most exploit this latest discovery on a 0 I painstaking study, is probably just a commercial basis this year, as it pro­ The only movement of the carriage is back and The American diplomatic corps has trifle erroneous, not to say harsh. We mises not only to give a fine quality forth on its closely adjusted ball bearing runways— often been assailed. It was asserted are not all Yankees. But from the of goods from the best grapes, but and this does not take place while the print is being that it was made up largely of politi- standpoint of Captain Fritz von Pap- also the freezing method takes out cal “lame ducks,” "wealthy but in- cn, military attache to the German the "rough” taste of many cheaper made. There is no lifting of the carriage. I embassy nocuous campaign contributors," L ___ ... at Washington, the designa- grades and gives a very fine article /"V 1 . 4 • . • • n worthy 4 I—. ** of T being I— — a aa aw aa reward-1 a. aa.O a- - I I tion ■* “ I idiotic I " 1 . — A . aa Yankees Y. z. •* Lz ZV «1 C ’’ 1 is, I— while IV 1 1 1 1 tl not Ct I 'politicians from the cheaper and coarser vari- This is one reason why L. C. Smith & Bros, type­ vu. i ci in the uic grcaicsi wai in the me i | wholly wnony iiaiici 111K» singularly free ties.—Scientific American. ed.”" Yet greatest war flattering, writing is free from blurs and every letter in the right world’s history, American diplomats | from extravagance or hyperbole that have conducted affairs •> i | we are iiiivni. idiotic v on the — evidence before - ----- the --- country's w»ii»»i yyc c**v — --- e place. The Port of the Experts. and intelligently ........ | him. L- He finds that we \ have permitted on a high plane L..J .. ----- o ----- matched wits, energy and tact with I his government to incite labor riots With the vindicative spirit that has the organized, trained and ^educated educated | I in this country, to cause strikes here, h< re, Asfc for firmonstration diplomats of the old world. Even the I to cripple our industries, to torpedo always marked Mr. Bryan's treatment of men who ever opposed his politi ­ been and .............. to murder "jingoes" have 1 ____ silent I!../. of late. ' It '' I our ...... ships, . I— our citizens, 2 _ a permanent consular ' 1 I and • to return disingenuous, J- !------ —••, evasive, cal ambitions inside or outside his is possible that service and a more staple diplomatic | and unsatisfactory answers to our re­ political party,and with the art of a L. C. Smith & Bros. Typewriter Co. quest for reparation. Knowing what born pettifogger, perfected by long corps would in less strenuous times 11 practice, the editor of the Commoner Horn. Of fie. a. J Factory i SYRACUSE. N Y. better shape our foreign policy, but Germany would have done if we had it must be admitted that American been guilty of these deliberately un­ uses a part of a sentence from Mr. doplomats in Europe have thus far friendly acts against her, and noting Taft’s recent speech on army and na­ needs to convict him of jingoism. handled quite intelligently the great what we have not done in the prem­ val 1 he ex-president xpressed the opinion problems that confronted them.— ises, Captain Fritz von Papen reaches that Congress and the administration tli® conclusion that we are idiotic News Reporter. should "defer to the judgement of Yankees. . ------o----- There is so much truth in what really expert naval and army officers W’hat has become of the old-fash- ____ Captain Fritz says of us that we shall and board’s as how we shall prepare.” ioned, freckled-faced boy who always probably ask that he be replaced by a Mr. Bryan- interpreted this to mean had one big toe tied up in a rag and attache who is not quite so that such experts should be allowed w-ho always had two bull's eyes in the military to decide "how much” we shall seat of his pants, and who. always f rani:.—Spectator. spend on preparation. He then shows said “Yes sir,” and "No sir,” when how dangerous it would be to let I The Newspaper Business the Most you spoke to him.—Luke McLuke. military and naval men determine Exciting. He's dead Luke—gathered to his ; "what proportion of our annual in­ ----- o ----- father, replies an exchange. We all come shall be devoted to getting Frank A. Munsey, who has just sold ready for war.” But Mr. Taft has not remember him. He was an admirable bis Evening News and office building yarlet, a loveable vagabond; full of made any such suggestion. On the initiative, native independence, per- I in Baltimore for $4.000,000 being 61 contrary, in a widely-published arti­ scrvcrcnce, and shrewdness. He was years of age, intends to sell Ins other cle on the general subject, hf oppos­ mischievous, but not cruel; self asser­ newspapers and magazines and to ed the suggestion that such çxperts I tive, but not saucy. Full dress for gradually retire from business. He should be allowed to decide on the him consisted of a pair of cotton owns a chain of grocery stores a ho­ amoun of military and naval appro- trousers, a checked shirt, one gallus tel and much other property, but it is priations. In this article and in his and a straw hat; and his princely- not giving him nearly as much con­ official suggestions to Congress he raiment was always so weather worn cern as his newspapers. Speaking on insisted on Congress determining the and disreputable in appearance that this subject he said: _ amount to be spent but he urged that Newspaper publishing is one ot the experts should pass on how this mon­ the ordinary boy today would have outshown him in high society. Near­ most exciting businesses in the world ey should be spent. His secretary of ly always he was polite to his elders I It has to do with the very life of the the navy succeeded in abolishing and superiors; and his serious busi­ community. Unless it keep tn con­ some useless navy yards that have ness was getting on in life. Yes, this stant touch with every phase of its since been restored under presure of boy has departed, but we cannot be-1 business, social and political life, and politicians. Mr. Taft sought to get honestly serve the public, a news scattered army posts, maintained heve it.—Seaside Signal. paper cannot last. Therefore success through local influence, abolished ■ -o only come to a paper whose own­ and the army concentrated at points Expectoration is hardly a cheerful can er puts his pest thought into its pro­ selected by experts. One reason for subject to discuss but it often occurs I duction. He must study his P«>P<»>- the large difference in cost between in civic as well as private life that the day and night and impart to it our military and naval establish­ things best for our welfare are the I tion ments and those of other countries is most disagreeable. The man—no,the I his own vitality and personality. the difference paid to politicians in­ person—who expectorates on the side I walk is still with us. We-come upon I It is inconsistent in fat pfopl« . ,o fluential with the military and naval the evidence of his presence every-1 complain of the high cost of living. committees of Congress. Mr. Taft’s utterances and public records are where about the city. Is there no way Their way out is obvious. ,o get rid of him? His habit is as filthy I "I had a count made not long ago sound on this question and ought to as it is uncivilized. The sidewalks I in the Library of Congress, says have been known to his bilious Ne­ have been constructed as thoroguh- I Elihu Root, "of the "u.mb" ofv’?™ ' braska critic____________ fares for human beings and we should I have been passed in five years Brother Bryan and some who don’t at least make others abide by the law that ending December I. 19U ’ f°und like him are at last agreed on one oí decency. Yes, we know this is a I there more than 62,000 laws had been point, they’re against the billion dol- repulsive subject and a sickening one passed by congress and the state —but then, so is the appearance of legislatures in this country in that lar loan. There is never so much fussing °tir sidewalks. Cases are on record five years, and I found that there had where persons have been spat on been reported during that live year, about “obey” in the marriage cere­ fjotn a second story window. That’s a and published in 630 volumse o re- mony, also there is ever so much fine state of affairs, isn’t it? It’s ; ports of the courts more than 6c,000 more divorce. about time a spade was called a spade | decisions of court, of resort m | Proposal that China establish a ’>• ranher, a viper a viper. It’s about ■ this country. 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