Tillamoolc Headlight, June 24
seventeen bushels of tomatoes in
Scraps and Pointed Remarks.
order to make all these tomato
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Billy Sunday is his own amen eor- stories credible.
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Our contribution to the picturesque
The British ban is on yarn, not today is to make known that there is
“Tywhopity” in Ark-
yarns.
' a place called
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The hero worshipers always spoil ansas.
| Poet D'Annunzio asked to witness
the ir hero.
Peace, in any country, lasts only a naval fight from the deck of a bat-
until the people need something else. tie ship and was refused, Something
Kansas now has a prison scandal. of the sort would have spared us
Where there is a prison there is a Varestchagin.
scandal.
A British army chaplain who often
What th smggard needed was not had to "censor” 1600 letters a day
n visit to the ant, but the hookworm while h< was with the British forces
in France says that one soldier wrote
specialist.
Every body stood by the presi love letters to four different girls, all
dent—including us Republicans—ex in identical terms, only the name be
ing changed. Another opportunity for
cept Bro. Bryan.
the girls to get together and address
The announcement that
Croker their answers. "In reply to your cir
land is a mirage should suggest some cular letter, etc.”
thing to Doc Cook.
| Even the cabbage worm will turn.
It is being settled in Europe who Says the Albany Journal: “A Boston
owns Africa; and poor Africa, she is I dietist declares, with the conceit of
bound to be “owned."
one who imagines he knows it all.
The Zeppelin is poaching on the I that “the eating of boiled cabbage is
preserves of the submarines when it I only a manifestation of ignorance.”
attacks fishing boats.
Evidently, having never eaten any
The young man who married the I thing but beans, he doesn't like cab
irl his sister picked out for him will bage.” Keep it up, we’re with you.
Vive la cabbage!
e a model busband.
A bullfrog might sing bass to the
tom cat’s tenor in the long night
hours, but they never hit it up togeth
er.
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Why is a June apple? When straw
berries, dewberries and even canta
Two years ago Miss Marietta La
loupes are so much more at home in
Dell, the Canadian girl humorist, made
that month.
western Chuutauquus and her success
There have been no "Silver Threads was complete. The same bureau has
Among the Gold" since peroxide was
discovered, but the popularity of the been able to enguge her for the pres-
ent season, and she will be Lere two
song still survives.
Taking 300,00 Russians prisoners
every day or two is one of Austria's
pastimes. What will she do when she
has them all ‘‘captured up?”
Whole peoples learn slowly, but
they learn. Nobody now undertakes
to paper a room, but turns the job
over to the professional.
Notwithstanding the spread of anti
liquor sentiments, few people are
learning to drink tea. But, by and by,
that way be made compulsory.
A kind of people had to be evolved
to like the olive, but more imperative
was it to evolve an olive
kind of people could ¡ike.
Mexico’s constitution
could be desired, but what's the COll-
stitution among men who are bound
to sow nothing but wild oats?
An American naturalist says the
perfume exhaled by the rose is the
rose is its song. Wonder how be
would clasify the odor of an onion?
1’eople who urge Peripatetics on
others may greatly be reminded of
DELL.
MARIETTA
one thing; That people that don’t
like walking as a pastime don’t like it.
dnys. wlien p'Miple mny become wo'
There doesn’t seem to be enough acqiuilnted witli I: r to their mutn.
barber shops so long as any one .has
to wait half an hour in one. But bar plcnsttre. Mi s La Dell Is thè < lever,1-
ber shops also have their rush hours. i hild Imporr, n.:lm- w!m li.is over visi'
ed th ■ west IL re ls ti tip: A*k li,
Deliberation, thy other name is the
man on foot about to cross a down to Imitati' thè baby Unte monili* old
town street. Think twice before you Tlils takes ab tilt tire minute*, unti li
speak and look four times before you round*. gestuiis ami all slie sliupl'
changis berseli for flint lime from >
step.
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so wouniii lo 11 wee bamlle of lium.iutty
Antipathy to
marked among
The ('hiiiltaiiqmi will nlw.'t.vs emliir»
forcible feeding will have to be used
when the American food supplies because It Is In the blood of the Amort
leach them.
can people.-William M. Lathi.
In taking war photographs it be
comes apparent that photographers
must take what they can get and not
what might be the most interesting.
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It's a race between the chautauquas
Ad astra per aspera. Remember that
and the movies as to which make the those who proceeded us held mass
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most money.
meetings against Forest Park,indig
Prepare to meet the story that nateli against the world's fair and
some one raised $800 worth of toma wasted money by the wagon load in
toes on a half acre of ground. Every delaying the free bridge. The city's
body must be expected to devour hope is in its children.
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A Marvelous Im
personator
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Nature’s Diet.
Every Pair of Shoes in the Store
is Reduced in Price
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sadness in the sunshine;
There „
there is madness in the rain.
And though the winds are soothing
in the zephyrs there is pain;
And the best of1 stomach action goes
wrong in spring of year,
Causing awful indigestion and the
heart goes acting queer:
It all means.
Eat greens!
All the winter we’ve been living on
the meats and fat of land.
We’ve been overheating systems, do
ing what all science banned,
We have got our corporations ail con
flummoxed, out of fix;
So revengeful but wise nature now is I
playing us some tricks;
What she means,
Eat greens!
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‘Tisn’t needful to call doctors or to
fill your belt with drugs,
Just quit piling in wrong fuel that
your locomotive plugs,
Just accept the earth's good offerings
eat vegetables, fruit.
And devour more of esculents, thus
getting down to roots;
Which means
Eat greens.
reorganiza tion
SALE
HAS SENSATIONAL
OPENING
A Bright Light in War.
The Germans have told us they
“have one hate and only one,” and
that it holds not against their foctnen
on cither the east or west border of
their land. Their sincerity in saying
this, and the continued evistence of
high soldier chivalry, were well at
tested the other day in the dedication
at Noyers, in France, of a Franco-
Gerrnan monument erected in mem
ory of the German and French sol
diers who fell in the battle fought for
the crossing of the Meuse. A pledge
of German admiration of French
valor and patriotism, giving in a lull
of firing, shows us something of
those brighter lights of war which
have been singularly missing in the
greatest war ever faught.
The significance of the incident is
increased by surrounding facts and
circumstances. The Germans are in
vaders, holding possession of that
part of France in which Noyers is
situated. German soldiers were the
only ones participating in the cere
monies, and it was their commander,
Gen. von Einem, surrounded by a
brilliant staff and many detachments
of the German troops engaged in the
battle of the Meuse, who, speaking in
French, intrusted the monument, in
scribed, in both French and German,
“For the Fatherland," to the care of
the French residents, who will hold
the ground after the war is ended.
The French president of the district,
replying, expressed his appreciation
of German recognition of the valor of
France’s victorious battalions, and
that foemail dying for their country
were worthy of a foenian’s honor.
There might really be a larger
hope of the ending of wars did they
not sometimes afford brave men the
opportunity of doing such fine things
as the one the Germans have just
done at Noyers.
The crowds that thronged this store during the opening
days of this great Reorganization Sale surpassed our most
sanguine expectations and it was only by exerting strenuous
efforts that our largely augmented salesforce was able to
cope with th? enormous demands put upon them. 1 he
crowds visiting the store were however of an exceptionally
good natured character and everyone zvent away zvith
tangible reasons in their hands for remembering this great
event.
One lady, the wife of a prominent citizen
of Tillamook remarked in our hearing that
she had never known such a wonderful
sale nor one in which the bargains were so
useful and so valuable.
Of course many of the lines were cleaned
up during the first few days, but these have
been replaced with others that are even
better still.
A complete
bargains is impossible, our “ Adman” has
had to become salesman owing to the enor
mous demands of the people visiting the
store, and so a summary only of the bar-
gains available can be given.
12|c. yard is all we are asking for a
of Wash Goods up to 35c. in value—
19c. yard for Cotton and Wool Dress Goods
that sell regularly for 33c. and 38c.--------
47c. yard for waol Dress Goods that were
originally up to $1.67-------- 39c. yard for
Silk Poplin and Waisting Silks that are
worth up to 79c.—and 98c, yard for yard
wide Taffetas in Black and self colors in
values to $1.98.
There are also Laces and insertions in
actual 12|c., 15c. and 20c. values for 5c. yard
—13c. Pillow Cases for 9c.each—83c. lletniu-’
ed Sheets for 59c.——Actual 75c. Silk Boot
Hose for Ladies’ for only 49c........... and
Novelty Neckwear up to 83c. in value for
only 39c.
“ MONEY.”
The mint makes it and under the
terms of the Continental Mortgage
Company you can secure it at 6 per
cent for any legal purpose on approv
eel real estate. Terms easy, ici! us
your wants and wc will co-operate
with vou.
PETTY & COMPANY.
513 Denham Building Denver, Colo.
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Dandelions can be made into 'wine'
—if one doesn't care for wdiat he
uses that ancient and honorable word.
Boy’s $5.00 and $6.50
Suits are $3.95 ami $5.15
respectively------ Children's
Hats to 83c. in value are
selling for only 53c.--------
Boy’s Hats to $1
only 58c.—-- and
$3.00 and $3.50 Shoes are
$2.35 and $2.80 respec
tively.
ORGANIZATION
SALE
HART SCHAFFER
& MARX
Suit in the Store.
ARRIVED ONLY
Copyright Hart ¡Muffar, I Mara
$22.65.
Every Ordinary size included in the
selection, as well all "out of the ordinary"
sizes.
FLORSHEIM SHOES
FOR MEN.
Every One of these Famous Shirts
for less.
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ç_/lctual 50c. Value
SILK TIES,
29c.
Wide ends. All Colors.
THIS WEEK AND
GO
1 hese celebrated Chas. Domby Shoes from Regent St., London,
England, are the highest grade Shoes on the market to-day and being
«in adxancc shipment, they portray the newest ideas and lasts for
the coming season's wear. They are shown in lace models with
patent vamps and cloth gaiter effect tops in Sand and Dark Brown,
There are all sizes to choose from and widths A, B, C and D. You
will surely want a pair for the July Celebration, so you had better
S’’>niS
atRI cJl00se y°urs while the selection of sizes is complete.
Don t forget they are being introduced for the first time, and are
included in our Great Reorganization Sale at very Special Prices.
Every Lady's Trimmed Hat in
the Store is Now only Half Price
New Fall Models,
All under.priced.
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CLUETT SHIRTS
FOR MEN.
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STETSON HATS
FOR MEN.
Every Pair in the Store R^educed
in price.
Men's actual $17.50 Spring Suits are now
$12 8>i
—Stetson flats, $3.85-------- Actual
$3.00 values in Men's Hats, $1.45------- $1.50
Men’s Negligee Shirts, 67c.----- —and actual
$1.50 Dress Shoes for Mett only $3.60 pair.
-Men's $5.00 Florsheini Oxfords in
Black and Tan are now selling for $2.20
per pair.
ON SALE AT VERY SPECIAL PRICES.
0_y4ctual Values to $27.50 are now selling
for
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Mary Pickford ” Caps that were origi
nally $1.75 are now $1.29........-Women's
Bleached Vests and Pants in sizes 38 to 44
that sold formerly for 38c. are now only 19c.
garment------- and Children’s Wash Dresses
that were up to $1.88 in value and are
offered in all sizes, are now selling for
only 89c.
AN ADVANCE SHIPMENT OF THE FAMOUS
CHAS. DOM BY SHOES
FOR WOMEN
Includes Every
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In Footwear for Ladies' there
numerable Bargains. For instance,
Dress Shoes that were
bought to sell this season
at $3.50 per pair are now
selling for $2.19 and there’s
a full range of sizes too......
Ladies’ and Misses’ Dress
Shoes up to $3.50 in value
are selling for only $1.83, a
broken lot of course—
$3.00
Satin Pumps in Black, 5
colors
are now
Misses' Dress
Shoes in
are now only
$1.63.
Ladies’ Spring Waists in values to $2.00
are now selling for 98c. and there's all sizes
from 34 to 44.........Silk Petticoats that have
hitherto sold for $2.98 are now only $2.19.....
Dresses that formerly were up to $3.25 are
now only 98c.- --•-and the the whole of our
line of Ladies’ Suits up to $25.00 in value
are now only $15.98.
Ladies’ Spring Coats in values up to
$12.50 are now selling for $7.88 and they
were delivered only last week.
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"Personal Control.
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personal control, whether ecclesiastic
personal control, whether ecc'esiastic
despotic, oligarchic or aristocratic,
was the only prevailing theory of
national government up to the date
of the framing of the American Con
stitution in 1787.
But then came a great change The
1 rcnch Republic, the steady demo-
crattzation of the British Empire
since the reform bill of 183A and the
uniticiation of Italy, with her strik
ing development of popular govern
ment, arc all products of the Ameri
can revolution just as truly as the
American nation is product.
For some reason, however, which
historians and psychologists do not
succeed in explaining the German
people are the only Europeans who
have not yet felt—at least
this great impulse toward 1”
freedom and popular governm* j
be sure, there was the abortiv
man revolution of 1848.
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1 soon suppressed and such _
I loving patriots as Carl Sen
Dr. .Abraham Jacobi were t
! fly to the refuge of America.
loud mouthed agitator