T iUamook
cermany puts blame
How to Crank an Automobile is Told
GEK
ON FOE.
In ferse Language.
Echo* of the Street.
Apropos of Nothing in Particular.
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Clothes do not make the man, hit
they are the perfect indicator of him
Rial affection require» a fek fault*
in it* object for spice.
Worry is an affliction, but it nevi ■
accompanies shiftlessness.
What are you going to do »’ >oi
‘'Another decided departure •’» »«- .imply can’t enjoy a . wvmg pi. >ure
show’ Take a nap, of course. The
tion devoted to mountain
Some unique pictures ar' *bo*"d ‘ rounding* arc dark and quiet.
“I am glad I can’t afford to tn
the Mazamas in the higher altitud
very much," remarked
F’lz."
The book is brim full of ’’’* a
Three«» the I«"’« »Hjoohna a n.
action and should do much to a tr.
tonrists, sportsmen and ,ov*r* ' , J aire’dv ha - eRvrn pcture poia
doors to our bcauuful summer play album» all filled.
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grounds.
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ERSTER HOLMES,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
COMMERCIAL BUILDING,
FIRST STREET,
OREGON.
TILLAMOOK,
Reduction in thefj
Price of Meat.
E. REEDY, D.V M.,
VETERINARY.
Both Phones
Tillamook -
As our Grass Fed Cattle are now
ready for the Market, we are
making the following Prices on our
Meats, for CASH
1 BEEF POT KO AT . At
Ik’IB ROAST '.
At
J RIB BOIL .
At
5BRISKET BOIL
At
At
f STEAKS
¿CORN BEEF
At
I HAMBURGER STEAK .
H. G DYNE,
ATTORNEY-AT LAW.
O pposite C ourt H ouse .
Office:
Tillmncok •
Oregon.
JOHN LELAND HENDERSON,
ATTORNEY
A N D
COUNSELLOR AT-LAW.
T illamook B lock ,
Tillamook -
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Oregon
' ROOM NO.
pound.
pound.
15c. per pound.
12je. per pound.
J. CLAUSSE
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LAWYER.
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Tilla ai aok
’ ’ Price List on U.S. Inspected Prime Steers
from Portland.
Oregon
£JR. JACK Cl.SEN,
DENTIST.
(I. O. O. F Bldg.)
1 ROUND STEAKS . At
. , POT ROAST BEEF-At
’ SHORT RIBS AND
PLATE BOILS . At 12c. to 15c. per pound.
< [ Prime RIB ROASTS, Al lSc. per pound.
Tillamook • Oregon
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Complete Set of Abstract Book* 1
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Taxes I'aid for Non Resident«.
T illamcok B lock ,
Tillamook .... Oregon
Both Phone*.
These Prices are subject to change.
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C HAWK,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON.
Bay City
Oregon
QR. L. L. HGV,
PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON
T illamook B lock ,
Oregon.
Tillamook,
Reasons Why
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A Perfect Baker
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yer.- out. BnUt on honor, cf the bofct r.iaicriJx
Outwears Three Ordinary Ranges
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hddleabls iron cct ’£ brak—charcoal iron won't rust like eteeL
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tfolhal-lc iron
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DENTIST.
Coin inercia! Building,
QARI. HAHERI.ACIi.
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW
T illamook B lock
Tillamook
Oregon
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DENTIST,
Charcoal and Malleable Iran
Successor to Dr. Perkina
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Ixx til Office in the Commercial
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Motor c-'cks in the arena may __
h.,.e ...town all that can be done with
r ‘ v
l‘le sight—and sound—
01 a bu.ich , f them on a well made
1 11 Cl
Cl untry turnpike may sug-
' •-l a group of da:ir. ' young men
•iding galling guns al breakneck
veil.ciiv, fining backward two shots
■ "c<.".I, that isn’t all there is in a
motor cycle or in the fearlist cyclist.
V. hen ma; we expect them to
■''tilde bareback two ot these rackety
mac nnts at once, or perform acro
batics 111 tulle.trier; jump through a
ti re hoop or tur nsumnicrsaults? We
are prepared for anything. Those
easy, teetery things ihat circus athe-
letes do under canvass are already
tame compand with
the wild
violence ot an accomplished motor
cyclists, who goes by like a projec
tile, so that he is merely a streak in
the atmosphere, unrecognizable and
unrecognizing.
Where are you going this summer?
Don’t know, but i: it seems as if it
would be discretion to go where the
steam heat can be turned on at a
moment’s notice.
A free state fair in Kansas may
merely precede free „
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grand
anil
then we should certainly find out ex
actly how much people care for grand
opera.
John D. pays an income tax on a
to;al fortune of $900,000,000. Uncle
John seems to have Cjiven up all hope
of keeping up with Uncle Andy in
not dying disgraced.
A carrot docs business entirely on
its color—the same way a ben davis
does.
It is disseminated that the Palm
Beach suit is new generally worn ex
cept ot Palm Beach.
Baptized and received into close
communion in the Entente—Italy.
Harvest hands by the thousands are
wanted in Oklahoma, whence they
will be passed on to Kansas, then to
South and North Dakota; two months
work. Better harvest handling than
panhandling.
Billy Sunday may undertake Chica
go, but New York, apparently, is to
He left until there is nothing else to
do.
It is traditional for the doctor to
look at the patient’s tongue—that
means fever or no fever; but there
are 287 kinds cf fever.
Not as ready to perceive what the
populace like was Philadelphia when
she started her band concerts, and
now the young folks in attendance
dance all over the adjacent sidewalks
and in the streets when the band
starts up; whereas St. Louis is to
provide dancing platforms of hard
wood and polished surface.
It was a condition and not a theory
that at once confronted Philadelphia,
and a copper who knows all about
dancing has been stationed near each
band while it is in operation to see
that exurberant dancers behave with
due decorum and don’t undertake the
can can or other uncouth figures so
much animadverted on of late.
"I’m against all this Argentine stuff
and bunny hug business,” says one of
the new preceptors of the public
dance “but they- can do anything else
just so long as they keep moving.”
It isn’t the new sheet music that
fills the display window that always
fills the trump of fame.
F.vcn the dorters will turn. One of
them tells us that if he put current
numbers of the magazines rn his
waiting room table they would be
carried off.
Stone walls do not a prison make,
nor three lines, sixteen words a para
graph, though, typographically, it
leaves nothing 'o He desired.
Japan has promised the open door
in China, hut she has got a new lock
and key for it in case of emergency.
It’s a confounding problem: if they
admit that Harry Thaw is sane, they
admit the mistake they made in not
sending him the way the law provides
for murderers.
We now hesitate in charging sun
spot with causir.T drought.
Magazines may have deteriorated
as to their contributors, but look
the entertainment you can now
out of their “blurbs."
There arc classes and classes
this otherwise democratic country.
Some families have as many
automobiles.
Imaginary dialogues:
"What makes these spring chicken.«
so tough?”
“They were hatched in an incubator
They had to be tough in order to
hatch at all.”
A cotton mill by main strength,
Memphis is determined on. Its Busi
ness Men's Club is raising $500,000 L j
build one.
Troubles never come singly At
Houston, Tex., numbers are requ’ • 1
on the automobiles, both at the iront
and at the back.
It has been raining at Flagstiff and
other Arizona points for a morin.
Some years there isn't water < non 1« 1
even to moisten the rivers of t the
Southwest.
ELAND B. ERWIN. .
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1 ninL°We 5 monthly is now printed
•00k ar ?iaPe.r' and still it doesn’t
*t all wicked.
L^e'rland i, to have the largest
. exl”bition ever given in
ed blates, it is said4 although
. al"’*ys thought Texas gave
"7 year spread over the en-
June 3. IPI5.
■
As the season is now approaching
Sinking of Lusitania Declared Justifi
when the honk, honk of the
ed.
horn will be heard in the land, it ¡s
perhaps, not amiss for us to publish
Berlin, May 30.—Germany, in its 1 few- suggestions for motorists on
how to start an engine. Hire they
oiy t0 the United States, flatly de are:
clares the sinking of the Lusitania to
1. Crank the engine.
have been justified on the grounds of
2 Remove the spark-plug, emot
5e|f.defense. The Lusitania, it con carbureter-ami crank the engine
3. Sandpaper the flv wheel, fill t|,..
tends, carried ammunition to be used radiator
—and crank the engine
in killing German soldiers. It is also
4- Kiik the pup ami plow cigarette
contended that the Lusitania was an smoke into the exhaust pipe-anil
auxiliary cruiser of the British navy; crank the engine.
the batteries, smash some-
that she was armed and that she car J11 5. ig Test
inexpensive empty the gasoline
ried Canadian troops, as well as war ank—and crank the engine.
6. Repeat a verse from the Koran
material.
No indication of desire or intention recite A man’s a man for a' that ’’
of abating the submarine plan, of war tie a wet towel around the cylinders
take off the oil cups—and crank the
fare is given in the German 1 reply,
reply. engine.
The note, however, is not * framed
'
J as a "
7. Take the motor entirely apart
direct answer to the American de put it together again with your fine’
crossed, drop a quarter in the
mands, but is rather an ad interiuni ers
•.ank—crank the engine.
reply,’siting forth that certain facts
8. Crank the engine suddenly with
are first to be decided on before the out doing anything else. This often
main issues are discussed by the two surprises it into running.
9-' Turn your coat inside out, oil
governments.
•lie cylmd.-rs, throw away the gaso-
Spring of Neutrals Intended.
■ ine starter, stuff a cushion in the flv
The Berlin government takes up wheel and crank the engine.
to. Repeat the names of the proph
first the case of the Guflight and
the Cushing. It says these are now ets m Arabic, put a gumdrop in the
cylinder, spit tobacco juice all over
being investigated, but that it is not the front tires, roll up your sleeves,
Germany’s intention to submit neu connect the batteries with your watch
tral ships on the high seas, guilty of take off your necktie, veil “Hell”
into the gasoline tank—and crank the
no hostile acts to attacks. When neu- engine.
trials through no fault of their own
There isn’t the least sense in any of
are damaged Germany will pay in these rules, yet each one has started
an engine in its time.
demnification, she says.
The case of the Falaba is also men
The Editor.
tioned, and in this instance it is de
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clared that the captain of the ship is
Consider
the
editor. He weareth
himself to blame because of his effort
purple and fine linen. His abode is
to escape and to summon aid.
amongst the mansions of the
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rich.
Destruction of Lusitania Upheld.
His wife hath her limousine and his
The declaration that the Lusitania first born sporteth a racing car that
had cannon aboard and was an auxil can hit her up at forty flat.
Lo! All the people breaketh their
iary cruiser of the British navy is necks to hand him money. A child is
made strongly. All blame for the de born unto the wife of a merchant in
struction of the vessel is placed on the bazaar. 1 lie physician getteth ten
the British owners, who arc accused golden plunks. The editor writeth a
stick and a half and telleth the multi
of attempting “deliberately to use the tude that the child tippith the beam at
lives of American citizens as protec nine pounds. Yea, he livelh even on a
tion for the ammunition aboard and centrurion. And the proud father
acted against the clear provisions of giveth him a cremo.
Behold, the young one groweth up
the American law, which expressly and graduateth. And the editor put-
prohibits the forwarding c.’ passen- cth into his paper a swell notice. Yea,
gers on ships carrying ammunition a peach of a notice. He telleth the
wisdom of the young woman and of
and provides a penalty therefor.”
her exceeding comliness. Like unto
The reply says it deems these cir the roses of Sharon is she and her
cumstances “important enough to gown is played up to beat the band.
recommend them to the attentive ex And the dressmaker getteth two
amination of the American Govern score and four iron men. And the
editor getteth a note of thanks from
ment.”
the S. G. G.
Early Proposals Recalled.
The daughter goeth a journey. And
The reply says that final decision the editor throweth himself on the
on the demands of the United States story of the farewell party. It runnith
a column solid. And the fair one rc-
is withheld until receipt of an, answer memberith him from afar with a pic
to the preliminary note, but it re ture postal card that costeth six for a
minds the United States that it “took jitney.
Behold, she returnith and the youth
cognizance with satisfaction” of the
of the city fall down and worship
mediatory proposals submitted by the She picketh one and Lo, she pickcth
I nited States to Berlin and London a lemon. But the editor calleth him
as a basis for a modus vivendi for one of our most promising younx
men and getteth away with it. And
maritime warfare.
they send undo him a hid to the wed
The realization of these proposa’s, ding feast and behold, the bids ar-
says the reply, “was defeated, as is fashioned by Muntgummery Hawk
well known, by the declinatory atti buck, in a fairy city.
Flowery and long is the wedding
tude of the British government.”
notice which the editor printeth. The
minister getteth ten bones. Thcgroom
Notice to School District Boards
standeth the editor off for a twelve
month subscription.
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All flesh is grass and at last the
The attention of the school board
is called to some laws that were en wife is gathered into the silo. The
minister getteth his bit. The editor
acted at the last State Legislature printeth a death notice, two columns
that are now in force and should be of obituary, three lodge notices, a
observed. Chapter 217, Sec. 1 and 2, cubit of poetry and a card of thanks.
Session laws, 1915, in substance, re- And he forgeteth to read proof on the
head, and the darned thing cometh
quires that a budget be formed by the out, "Gone to Her Last Roasting
board, a copy sent to the Superinten Place.”
And all that are akin to the deceas
dent and a copy posted on the door
of the school house at least ten lays ed jumpeth on the editor with ex-
exceeding great jumps. And they pul-
before a meeting is called for an elec leth out their ads and cancelleth
tion for the purpose of voting a Urx their subscriptions and swing the
upon the property of the district. The hammar unto third and fourth gener-
budget should be itemized so as to ations.
Canst thou beat it?
show the amount of funds that will
be required to meet the demandsof
Oregon Outdoors.
•he district for the several different
items of expense.
“Oregon Outdoors” is a very attrac-
If there is a paper published in the tive 48 page folder just
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issued by the
district the budget must be printed Southern Pacific, This
folder
fb:: f-
’1'1' is a
l.i its con
■n the paper for at least two weeks very decided departure in
ordinary travel
fore the time set for the meeting. struction from the cri'.n"
literature. The cover consists ot an
’ no newspaper is published in the attractive outing design in stnkHg
‘hrict then the above stated notice colors. The inside front cover bears
ls 10 be placed on the door is all that a beautiful engraving of I ortland,
with Mt. Hood in the distance and a
” required.
reproduction of a Caroline J estot
strict* maintaining high school rose in natural colors in the tore-
,rades must publish notices of all an- ground.
,
The book throughout is attractively
nu’l and all special school meetings.
°Sether with the budget if a tax levy decorated with roses and contains
many beautiful halftones of scenerj
” *° be made.
in Western Oregon.
suggest that the levying of tax-
One very decided departure in this
e Postponed until about Novem- booklet is the presentation of Ph?‘?*
. *’ "ben the County Assessor graphs of live wild animals in their
lair. One of these pictures is a
F8 be able to furnish the districts native
family of bears treed; another i,^a
* valuations for bases for tax pur- full grown cougar. In the center o
*’ for the coming year. However the book is a large panoramic view ot
a very
00 d a district be disposed to avoid Creater Lake, which gives area
of
comprehensive
idea
of
the
Coni* meeting, your attention is
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Editor
this wonderful -a*JyaCj,onx'J
* lc a feature which prevents the Putnam of the Medford
kqyi--1 ■ Mail
•• . Trib- ,
,.
or the recording of a levy for une and Judge Kelly of •
,llan 6 Per cent above what it have been caught in the act of anP'"‘£
the turbulent Ro»ue R,Jer’
%
’ a* the last election of the last in
makes a very striking and attractive
picture for a booklet of this charac-
I-feadIiglit,