Tillamook
Advertia'ng Rates.
L egal A dvertihkmbnt «:
; tiitig to wonder where they are
' at, for the exodus from that
mushroom party is so great that
only >1 few cranks and soreheads
remain with it.
As was ex’ Î
petted bv most sensible per­
sons, A.I*, ism Populism and
Progress!veitim, beiugall tarred
with the same brush, are now :
parties of the past. Even the i
hot-headed, loud-mouthed F. J.
Honey, of California, cast the
j
Progressive party overboard.
10
First Insertion, per line
$
Each subsequent insertion, line
Business and professional cards,
1 month.. ..................................
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Homestea'i Notices...................
5 (K)
Timber Claims ......................... 10 <0
Locals per line each insertion
5
Display advertisement, an inch,
month....................................
50
All Resolutions of Condolence and
I odge Notices, 5c. per line.
Cards of Thanks, 5c. per line.
Notices, Ix»st, Strayed or Stolen,
etc., miuimun rate, fee. not exceed­
ing five lines.
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RATES OF SLBSCRI'TION.
(BTNICTLY IN ADVANCE.)
One year........
1.5()
Six month*....
75
Three months
50
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Entered as second class mail mat­
ter July, 1888, at the post office at
Tillamook, Ore., under the act of
March 3. 1879.
Cb< ^iliiimooh fcjeubligbt,
Editorial Snap Shots.
It always happens that way—
Tillamook cheese always lands
on top with the prizes.
Call the piece of plank road
that is being built across the
slough the antediluvian avenue,
for that must he the kind of
road Noah built for his happy
family to get into the ark.
Although it was late when it
was decided to have a county
display at the Fair, with oulv a
few days to gather up exhibits,
Tillamook County wot! sixth
prize. That wasn’t had. Tilla­
mook should alm to win the
first prize next year.
Headlight,
Ih.Namt Doe. Not Quit. Fit This
Wondrous Constellation.
big mortgages and notes on
land that is not worth the money
PUZZLES OF SLEEP.
they are mortgaged for. Port­
land is not the only county in Noise and Slumber and the Marvelous
Rapidity of Dreams.
state where real estate sharks
I are operating.
Both
Bismarck
mid Pepys found that
IS
This is what
noise enhanced the value of a night’s
Judge
McGinn
said
:
A monument of niossbiickism
rest, Bismarck confided in his old age
‘‘I am especially pleased that
in the heart of a progressive
to 11 n Interviewer that lie could “never
Judge Kavanaugh has sentenced
city—the three shacks opposite tliis mao, for Oregon has more hind sleep in Berlin at night when it is
Lamar's corner owned by par­ sharks than are needed and every quiet, but ns soon as the noise begins,
ties who opposed city improve­ sentence that is made is a splendid about 4 o’clock In the morning, I can
ments. We ask our citizens to example. These fraudulent real es­ sleep a little and get my rest for the
tate dealers are far more dangerous
take a look at them and pass to a community than the criminals day.”
Pepys records In bis diary on Sept
their judgment on the shacks
who are brought before us lor trial
We
ago what had become of the
pavement case. There is noth­
ing the matter with it,only that
the high priced attorneys are
milking-*» good thing. When
the tji'ilk gives out is when the
cjise will be disposed of. Not
before.
And so do we, for this is only
one of the many real estate
sharks who should be in the
state penitentiary.
Oflicers and members of (lie Port­
land Automobile Club are getting
ready to organize theirefforts in be­
half of tile plan to have nil main
thoroughfares throughout Mu’tno
One of the busiest corners in inuh County converted into hard-
the city has still plank for side­ surface arteries of trufHc. The club
walk. We refer to the sidewalk has definitely decided io oppose ulI
at the Tillamook »Feed Store. construction of dirt and mucadam
roads in Multnomah County in the
The Street Committee needs to future.
Oregonian.
23. 1001. that be slept at Welling "and
still remember ft tlint of all the nights
that ever I slept In my life I never did
pass a night with more epicurism of
sleep; there being now and then a
noise of people that waked me, and
then It was a very rainy night, and
then I was a little weary, that what
between waking and then sleeping
again, one uftor another, 1 never bad
so much content In all my life.”
The probability that we get snatches
of sleep nt odd moments when wo sup
pose ourselves to have remained con
tlnuously awake Is supported by the
phenomena of dreams. Mark Twain
accounted for Ills own “disappearing
visitor” by the belief that lie had un­
consciously bad a very short nup. ami
many have explained visions of ghosts
ns duo to dreams during such short
naps
For nothing Is better established In
connection with drenms than that an
apparently very long one can occur
during 11 n almost liiflnlteslmnl time
Alfred Maury bud >1 long, vivid dream
of the reign of terror. Including the
trial of himself liefore the revolution
ary trtbumil and his execution, and
was able to show tlint It all happened
during the moment of awakening by
the fall of 11 rod from the lied cauopy
upou Ills neck. —London Cbroulcle.
be punched up some, for it does
The movement just star»ed in
not look exactly the right thing
< Iregoti, nltlioiigh somewhat be­
to see plank side walks in the
hind California and Washing­
business section of the city.
ton, for hard surface pavement
for main county roads will soon
Coi»s is the next county to ben burning question all over
vote on bonding for good roads. the state. There is no disguis­
Road improvements and patron
ing the fact that the states on
izing Oregon products and our the south and north of Oregon
home merchants are topics that tire far ahead of us in construct­
are being freelv discussed, for ing hard surface higliwavs, and
it means much to Oregon if the that they are attracting those
citizens of this state would pur­ who come West for the purpose
chase home products and pat­ of locating here.
There is no
ronize home industries.
reason why Multnomah should
Nogi's Nerve Tonic.
not have hard surface county
Having l>eeu dedicated to the pro
In the death of Gust Nelson roads, for the cost of maiigaitig fession of arms, General Nogi was
Tillamook County has lost one macadam roads near a city like taken, while still a small boy. to see a
criminal dis apltated and was rebuked
of its best citizens, a man who Portland would soon eat up the
for shuddering nt the spectacle. After
cost
of
a
modern
road.
Tilla
­
was respected for his many
nightfall, when all was darkness and
mook
is
one
of
the
first
counties
good traits. Always conserva­
alienee, lie was required to go alone to
tive and conscientious about to experiment with hard-sur­ the burial ground and bring hack the
face
county
roads,
which
will
his private mid public affairs, he
culprit’s bead The ordeal was de
signed to strengthen bis nerves and
won the confidence of a large be put ton severe test the com
number of citizens, who deplore ing winter. The new hard sur­ teach him to fear nothing, living or
his untimely death, for Tilla­ face road north of Tillamook dead.-Francis K. Leupp lu Atlantic.
mook County can ill afford to City is, no doubt, the best piece
Our Language.
of county road any where in Ore­
lose such a good citizen.
An Intelligent foreigner Is said to
gon, but being constructed iu
what is known as the Wilson ba ve nxpressed himself after the fol
“The summer travel crop,” river bottom, which occasion­ lowing fashion 011 the absurdities of
sit'd Supreme Master Artisan ally overflows in winter, and the English language: “When I dis
covered that I was quick. 1 wag fast:
II. S. Hudson, ‘‘is one of the with heavy travel, if the r«»ad
If I stood firm. I was fast; If I spent
best crops that Tillamook conn
keeps in its present splendid t<H> fn-ely. I was fast, and that not to
tv can cultivate.”
Most every condition it will allay all doubt eat was to fast. I was dlscourhgotl
visitor to this county predict as to constructing hard-surface But when I came across the sentence
that the Tillamook beaches are roads in wet places where it is ■The first one won one $1 prize.’ I was
going to draw immense throngs costly to maintain. We are well tempted to give up English and learn
that will greatly surprise most aware that there are those in some other language.”
|»eople. We believe it, and 011« this county who ailvix’irte for a
Neatly Turned.
thing that will help to bring hard »urfuce road thrnugli the
Jack — I hear that you vailed on your
thia ulxnit is if raw I roads to all county, but we are content to
girl’s father How did you come out?
the bench resorts.
lie conservative along that |s>int j Tom So «<>! | ki R) to him, “Mr. X . I
f
nnd leave it to the discretion of I love your daughter" lie said. "So do
Suppose aonieone fell and ill* County Judge Mason mid the I; now let’s talk of «»nothing else.’’
jiired themselves at the jump commissioners as to how much | Jack And llieu- Tian-Then well,
off iti Hie sidewalk going into hard surface mad should be put | we talked of soim-t Irtug else -Bowton
Tra u script
Dawson's barn, would the city ilowu each year, for they have
or property owner lie liable for made great progress in road
H.s Tatti Not Dead.
dmnuges ? In these days of big ' work in thia county witli per­
"I nndemtiiud thnt ynnr alfa Is a
manent.
sulistantial
work
that
(Inmage suits and the employ
•tudent of the dead language*”
era' liability law liable to bust is showing up well amt meeting
"Yew," rapitisi Mr Meek Km "Rut her
up >1 person in business, it is | with tlie approval of the tax­ stmlira arc of »0 pnrtl<-ninr advantage
payers.
When «I h * talk, t» me »fie listata on
well to take precautions, for
«Mn« leu «un«, thnt I can’t fall to un
this city is not in a |s>siti<>n to
Il«nrv A Johnson. • busines* dentami
Washington .«tar
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Mil’ll., , writes:
dole out more of the tnxpiyers' man of l.'Ans*.
money. This is a matter for the ’’For vrars, Foley • Honey and Tur
t imi|H>un<l for t oughs nnd colds
Ta'eM’s A dw stage.
City Council to consider before bus liven our family mriliciiie We
Idiote Paw. «but is the difference
an accident occurs.
give it to our children, who like it between genius and talent? Paw—
on account of it» plenannt taele It Taten! gets paid every Saturday. lay
ta u safe cure for cough, and colds ”
sou Vut lunati Empilrvr
Oar Progressive, assistant It contain« no opiate. For sale by
ull
druggist*.
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Democratic, friends ara begiu-
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2, 1913,
MATCHING PEARLS.
THE SOUTHERN CROSS.
The Southern Cross, wonderful alike
to those living lu the southern bait
of the world and to the tourist thereto.
Is oue of the most conspicuous and In­
teresting of all the southern contigura-
lions.
Situated nt a distance of about thirty
degrees from the south pole, it Is plain­
ly visible In all regions south of the
equator, and also to some distance
i north, al .out as tar as the tropic of
j Cum-er. The farther south one travels
Will someone, please, present I the higher In the heavens will appear
the City Council with a cromo . the cross, anil naturally the more con-
for allowing a plank road to be | spicuous it becomes.
It seems to have received Its name,
built to joint tip to one of tile
j uot like the northern constellations
best constructed roads in the
from the ancients, but like most of the
slate. Here is another instance southern configurations from the Por­
where a cheap joint piece of tuguese navlgHtors, during their ex­
road is being put down because plorations into the southern waters.
land speculators own abutting It is s’lhl that when Daute came out
property.
It does seem strange from “Inferno” he declared that be
that in these days of so much had seen a mighty cross set tn the
discussion and the building of southern flruiameut and the naviga­
modern roads that the Citv tors set about to find such a figure
Council should tesort to blank and settled upon tills oue as best ful­
filling the conditions. That It Is diffi­
roads. We need a City Council cult. nt first glance, to picture this as
with more civic pride, for that a true cross. Is not suprising, for hud
kind of city improvement, as It been named the “kite,” a much
most everybody must admit, is closer representation could have been
of the mossback, hack woods, Imagined. The so called “false cross,”
type and the citizens should mldwny between the cross nnd the
I l)Hght star Canopus, although com­
not stand for it.
posed of fainter stars, is much more
regular and symmetrical fu shape.
Judge McGinn, commenting
Taken all iu nil. this constellation of
upon 11 sentence Judge K iviiii - !'■ Southern Cross, which has been
.vender of centuries, still holds its
nugh passed upon T. L. Leo­ t'
nard, convicted in Portland if place ns a remarkable curiosity, even
with the advance of astronomical in­
fraudulent real estate tiansac-
vestigation. and with the data obtain­
tioris, and who was sent to the ed from the spectroscope and the
penitentiary for live years, is photograph, our efforts still find un­
well worth repeating, for real limited problems yet to be solved. And,
estate sharks are defrauding above all others, that of the Southern
people, misrepresenting land Cross Is yet far from a complete solu­
and getting persons 1 i-d up with tion.—Leon Campbell in "Peru Today.”
on petty assaults and other similar
charges. I commend Judge Kavan­
were tisked a few days augh’s policy most heartily?”
October
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Oriental. Believe I" Sex and Affinity
In the Gems.
It’s Import ! Where yon invest your
Most brides are partial to pearls, and
Loan and Invest-
ZZ^tnoney.
The Western
’
In some - eastern
no other
,u
----- --- countries
-
Jewels are allowed to figure among tbs xx>>iiieiit Co., of Salt Lake, , Utah
is now open
I
bridal ornaments.
ZiStto make yon a Ioan or build yon a home on
In Persia the notion prevails that
^Sy)the small monthly payment plan.
the pearls themselves are susceptible
of married bliss. Among the hereditary
A. McNAIR, President.
I) L. SHRODE, Vice-President.
Jewelers of the Persian court It is an
CANZADA EVERSON, Sec. and Treasurer.
I article of faith that pearls lun e sex
Board of Appraisers
—
I and that every one has its mate. Its
E. M BALES
F. H. MIICNK.
equal in size and lieauty. The surest Ato))
R. F. ZACHMAN
E. J. CLAUSSEN.
[ way to avoid the dreaded pearl disease
Board of Trustees—
Is to mount the pearls lu pairs. If de­
v
LELAND HENDERSON.
B. L. BEALS,
prived of their mates they languish
>-^ L C. SMITH.
W. G, MeGEE,
and lose luster; hence the desire to
mntcb pearls which has led to such ex­
V.
travagance.
It is said that the great glory of the 6
ropes of pearls given to Queen Alex­
andra by some of the princes of India
For Sale or Trade—Tillamook Co Land. City Property
was the perfect matching of almost
¿¿I Vacant lots in all additions and Merchandise Stock. ’
all of the pearls. Thus the eastern
expert« believed they were assuring
long life for these jewels. It is believed
A?
to foretell misfortune for the owner of
pearls when they contract the pearl
lisease'.
Some readers may remember that
lie first whisper of coming misfortune
.’or the beautiful Empress Eugenie
irose when the uews was spread
ibroad that her pearls were spotted
md crumbling away. Of course, the
French Jewelers would have derided
lie eastern notion of sex nnd affinity
n pearls, but the keepers of the shah’s
ewels lielieve in It, and they have I
.reserved many of the crown Jewels
’or centuries. Modern Jewelers are al­
We uow have connections with Port­
ways on the lookout for opportunities
■f matching pearls, You do uot find
land, Seattle, Tacoma, San Francisco
hem so anxious to match diamonds
and
all the larger cities
ir rubies.
And it Is curious that
lersistent searching generally dlscov-
Advice free to patrons.
•rs that all pearls have doubles in size,
i
uster and weight—New York Sun.
We will shortly be prepared to
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I 2))|OHN
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A. C. EVERSON,
Loan Agent. !»!
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Merchant’s Collection Association
of
Tillamook, Ore.
make quick Farm ^loans of from
$500 to $5000. If you need money
see us.
BATHS IN PARIS.
They Are Something In the Nature of
a Public Function.
On account of our location, we
American tourists when they visit 1
Paris find unexpected difficulties in
have
more inquiries for real estate
’ratifying their desire for a bath. Con- I
and
business
chances than any where
litlous are slowly changing for the bet-
er, however, and some of the hotels
in town. List with us.
lave introduced bathrooms, an innova-
ion brought ubout mainly to satisfy
tmerlcan demands. A writer in the
<ew York Sun tells bow the bath is
THOMAS.
S. E HENDERSON.
isually enjoyed:
Like most intimate affairs In France,
M anager .
S ec ., T res .
I
be bath partakes of the nature of a
mbllc function. There is also a choice
u the matter. The ambulance bath
vas one franc fifty a bath, or you got
1 season ticket for one franc twenty. SIDNEY E HENDERSON,
JOHN LELAND HENDERSC1
V man wheels a handcart, which car­
Secretary-Treat.
President.'
ies a receptacle tilled with hot wa-
Attorney-at-Law and Notw \
er, surmounted by a tub, to your door,
Public.
de brings the tub on his head to your
oom and returns with the hot wuter,
wo covered pailfuls at a time. He
hen retires to the courtyard and waits
ill you have finished the bath, His
beerful whistle floats up to the win-
low to the accompaniment of your
‘Plasliitigs as a reminder that you
hould not linger—which you are not
empted to do in the cramped quarters
>f a French bathtub.
(INCORPORATED),
The foreigu lady's bath is a sort of
tain day for the neighborhood. If fre-
lltent, the event is discussed by the
•lelglibors across the way.
“Truly,
hat costs dear; they are bien des mil-
lonalres, ces dames Amerlcnines!"
TILLAMOOK. ORB-
Ind the children tlock to count the BOTH PHONES.
Hills as they are turned out. All of
Ills is well calculated to make the occa­
sion one of keen embarrassment for
lie foreigu lady.
C. H.
Tillamook Title and
Abstract Company
Law : Abstracts : Real Estate
Surveying ; Insurance.
Modest Fitzgerald.
Edward Fitzgerald was utterly care-
ess of bls fame. He lived to be an I
>ld man, yet not one in a million of
iis fellow countrymen regarded him as
1 poet, even If they had beard bis
iHiue mentioned ns an old chum of Ai­
red Tennyson.
Yet he translated
’ I lie Rubaiyat of Omar Khayyam’’
<>ng years before his death. He kept
t "chucking about." apparently pot »
hlnking It worth publication, and
I
■vheu be did print a few copies nobody I
ook any
atty uotlce
notice of it. Today it is one
■>f the most tanious poems in the
world.
LAMB-SCHRADER COMPANY.
First He’d Heard of It.
Harry returned to Sunday school,
ifter a long nbseuce. ou the day on
■vlikb tickets for the annual picnic
verv distributed. He trembled lu lila
lent when the teacher began a quiz
m the lesson of the previous Sunday.
Finally his turn came.
"Hurry, who slew Goliath with a
lebble?"
’Honest teacher.” said Harry, “1
lou t know; I didn’t even know he was
lead.’’—New York Tress.
DOCKS
I
Just th. Other Way.
Agreed,
Wifi* p,, yoo kllt;w i h,Te
INI» ns«»h
|n (|H, s|a„ lt
oak Inrgr enough to hold my
Hnslxind fte«ti1y>-lt tot -
Answer«.
• very
doesu’t
tongue. I
London
Men tire tbeniwehes In the pursu't of
nest.-1Sterne
WAREHOUSE.
FRONT STREET, BETWEEN înd A 3rd AVERT E WEST
Old Lady (offering policeman a tract)
-1 often think you poqr policemen run
meh a risk of becoming bad. being so
onstnntly mixed up with crime. Po- <
Icetnan-You needn't fear. mum. It's
he criminals wot runs the risk o’ be-
omln saints, twin’ mixed uj) with
us—l.omlou Punch.
Explained.
Mr Agile (h> Mr Stuutinan, running
■'or n enri- Hello, old boy! I thought
von were too in«y to run like that. Mr
Stoutinn:, (Inngufdly»-Easily explain- '
•d. my taar boy; Inline*, nm. in our
fondly -Lippincott's .Mugnaine.
Coal, Cement, Lime,
Brick, Shingles,
Drain Tile,
Plaster, Roof Paint.
I am a power for great good if you
not abuse my use.
In cases of need—-I do my work well.
I am a builder up of health and strength
in the hospital or in the home.
h or the invalid or the convalescent—-fa
the tired or overworked I offer a
help.
A little of me goes a long way.
I have been among you for three g6®*
erations.
1 m known a. Cyrus Noble throughout the world-
w. J. Van Schuyver & Co., General
Portland, Oregon