Tillamook Headlight, September 1». If»3 A Clever Russ at Home Gave Him tha Information Ho Wanted. A wealthy merchant in Pari» who does an extensive business with Japan was informed that a prominent firm In Yokohama bad failed, but I tie name of the firm he could not learn. He could have learned the truth by cabling. but, to s»ve expense. Instead be went to a welb known hanker who had received the Jiews and requested him to reveal (be name of tbe film. “That’s a very delicate thing to do,” replied tbe banker, "for the news Is not official, and If I gave you the name 1 might incur some responsibility.” Tbe merchant argued, but In vain, and finally be made this proposition: “I will give you.” he said, “a list of ten Anus I d Yokohama, and I will ask you to look through It and then tell me, without mentioning anyr name, wiietb er or uot tbe name of the firm which bus failed appears In it. Surely you will do that for me.” "Yes,” said tbe banker, "for If I do not mention any name I cannot beheld responsible In any way.” The list was made. Tbe banker looked through It trod as tie banded it back to the merchant said, "Tlie name of tiio merchant who bus failed is there.” "’1 beti I've lost heavily," replied the merchant, "for that is the firm with wlilcli I did business,” showing him a name on the list. "But how do you know that is the firm which has fulled?"asked the bank­ er In surprise. "Vigy easily.” replied the merchant. “Of the ten iianies on tlie list only one is genuine, that of Hie firm with which I did business. All tbe others are fic- tltiuuS." THE HUMAN FACTORY. Its Machinery Develops With the In­ tellect That Directs It. A liuman being Is a kind of factory. The engine and the works and all tlie various mnchlues are kept in the base meat, and be sends down orders to them from time to time, and they do tlie work will'll Inis been conceived up in headquarters. He expects the works down below to keep on doing these things without bls taking any particu­ lar notice of them, while lie occupies ills mind, ns the competent head of 11 fac­ tory should, with the things that are new aud different and special and that Ills mind alone can do; tlie things which, at least In their present initial formative or creative stage, no ma­ chine» ns yet have been developed to do and which can only l>e worked out by the man up tn the hendqunrters himself, personally, by the hundlwork of Ills own thought. The more 11 human being develops the more delicate, sensitive, strong and efficient, the more spirit informed,once for all, the machines in the basement are. As he grows the various sub­ conscious arrangements for discrimi­ nating. assimilating, classifying ma­ terial, for pumping up power, light and beat to headquarters, all of whlgh can l>e turned on at will, grow nigre mas­ terful every year. They are found all »laving away for him. dimly, down in the dark while lie sleeps. They hand him up in Ids very dreams new mid strange power» to live and to know wIth.— Geripd Stanley Ix-e In Atlantic Magailne. The German Empire. WOMEN ON HORSEBACK, RED TAPE AND A TUB SAVED HIS CABLE TOLLS Bath In 8«n«gal Was Something Like ■ Surgical Operation. Tlvey Cut a Queer Figure Before Side- eaddlee Were Invented. Home years ago, when the capital of tbe French colony of Senegal was a dull, unprogressive town where official- Um aud reil tape prevailed, a French traveler, with a friend, had a most amusing experieiee «lieu lie wished to obtain a hath There was no bath Ing establishment in tbe capital of Senegal nt the time, but rumor bad It that it was possible to purchase baths at the hospital. Accordingly tbe travelers repaired to the hospital, where they stated tbe purpose of their visit “Certainly." said tbe official, "take seat». Your names, surnames and birthplace?" "But we merely want a bath.” "Exactly. What Is your name. and where and when were you born, and are you government servants, soldiers or officers? No? Well, the rules do not provide for this. Just a moment I will read them again. Yes. here Is your case You niiist first make out on stamped paper an applhallon to the governor of I be colony After favor able notice from the governor you send another application to the chief colonial doctor, who will send for you and examine you." "But we lire not 111." “It is the rule. Having examined you. tlie do- tor will give you two non- comnils-lom-d officers' bath tickets, to be delivered to the assistant doctor.” “Why the noncommissioned officers' bn th?" “For the reason that in our accounts we reeogtdze only two categories of persons- offi. ers mid civil servants, tile latter taking rank with officers or pet­ ty officers You are not offictul at all If officers were to find you fn their baths they would probably make a row." "What period of time will all these forma lilies consume?" "Two or three days, provided your application is approved nt tlie gov­ ernment house."—Chicago Record Her­ ald. Before Queen Catherine de’ Medici started tbe fashion of sidesaddles by having a board slung on tbe left side of her horse to support her feet «11 poor women rode ou a pillion behind a man. All women of tbe better class rode astride. A lady to prepare for riding bent forward and took hold of tbe lower hern of tbe back of tier dress skirt, drew it through between her legs «nd wrapped her skirts around her legs down to her knees, then folded the rest of her skirts across the front of her person. Then she drew on a pair of large trousers, the legs of which ended just below the knees, where they were sewed to the tops of a pair of clumsy riding boots. Tbe upper part of the trousers was open In front, and tbe flai»s folded across tbe person and fas­ tened by a band around tlie waist A hood was worn on the head, and a mask protected tbe face from sun and weather. She rode on a man's saddle and wore spurs and carried a quirt (riding wlilpi looped on the right wrist. Tbe same style and kind of quirt Is now used by our western cowboys and plains Indians and was formerly carried by the Cossacks. A lady In riding costume, whether on foot or on horseback, was anything but a graceful figure. Our great-grandmothers rode on side­ saddles. but their great-great-grand mothers rode astride if they belonged to ■' gentry class. (.... plains Indian women, even when th >y changed their buckskin skirts that came to the knee and tlielr buck­ skin leggings for the long calico skirt of white women, always rode astride.— Washington Post. A I ORIGIN OF QUARANTINE Dr. Richard Mead’» Action During the Plague of 1721. To Dr. Richard Mead, who was in consultation nt the deathbed of Queeu Anne and became physician to George I., was due the credit of having first established quarantine. in 1721. when tlie plague ravaged Marseilles and its /•ontagfou» origin was discredited. Dr/Mead declared tile plague to lie "a oflitagious distemper,' »» nud a quarantine waa enjoined, He also proposed a system of medical po­ lice, which finds Its counterpart In tile health officers of today. It was he who declared. “As mistiness is a great source of Infection. so cleanliness is the greatest preventative." He It was who said nearly 2(10 years ago: “If there be any Contagious Dis­ temper In the Ship the Sound men should leave tlielr Cloaths, which should be burnt, the mon washed and shaved and. Imvjng fresh Cloaths. should stay In Lazaretto-that is. quarantine thirty to forty days The reason for this Is Iwcnuse Person» may be ris'ovci'Ml from 11 Disease them- selves and yet retain mutter of Infec tion alsiut them 11 considerable time.” In practice Mend was without a rl val. Ids receipt» averaging for several years betneeii iil.tmo and 17.000. nn enormous sum In relation to the value of money nt that period He possessed a rare taste for collecting. But Ids Isioks, Isis statues. Ids medals, were not to amuse only Ills own leisure. The bumble student, the unrecotu- mended foreigner, tile piaar Inquirer, derived ns much enjoyment from these treasures ns tlielr owner At ids table might Is- seen the most eminent men of the nge. Pope wn» a ready guest, and the delicate poet was sure to tie regaled with Ills favorite dish of sweetbreads. The German empire was constituted as at present .Ian. 1. 1871. After pre llmlnary negotiation» during the course of the Friiiico-l'nissliin war the par­ liament of the north German confeder­ ation (with which Baden. Hesse-1 >arm- ntadt. Bavaria and Wurttemls-rg had receutly allied themselves a In an ad­ dress dated Dec. it), 1870, requested King William of Prussia to become German emperor, All the sovereign prluee» of German alate» and the three free and Hanseatic towns having Join­ ed In offering tbe lin|>erlal crowns, the proclamation of William I. as emperor was made at Versailles Jan lit. 1871. Matthew Arnold and the Girls. The first relclistag was opened nt Ber­ Of Matthew Arnold as 11 school ex lin March 25. and the imperial const! amlner n tale Is told by a fellow In tiitloli was adopted \pril I i. is I tor of a class of girl pupil teachers Philadelphia Pre»». that lie asked Arnold to examine for him Arnold gave them all tlie excel­ Noi So Soriou». lent mark A doctor who hud l>een auminoned "But." said the other in»pector, hnstlly nllghted frutti bis carriage to "surely they are not nil as good as they finti a womun avvallili» hlm < m thè can Is- Some must lie better than oth­ dr»tep. liut wlthout tho anxlou» look er». " he expected In thè clrcuinstaiice» “I "Perhaps that is so,” replied Arnold understand.” he "But then, you see. they are nil such ha» »wallowetld very ulce girls.” i» her "Oh, »Ir,” wti» the reply, “I'm glad Professionally Considered. to teli you we Iliade a mlstnke! It "The Declaration of Independence 1» wann't a «overvlgn; It wa» vuly a half- n wonderful document.” said the patrl peuny?'—Lomi'Mi Mail. otic cltlxen “Yes," replied the legal expert “it’s one of the ablest document» 1 ever saw A Good Kaouee. "Now. then," demanded I.lliaehmaii'» And the most remarkable thing Is that wife the next morning, "what's your with all the ability It represents, no- excuse for coming home in that con­ body appears to have received a cent dition last night?” for drawing It up.” Washington Star "Well to tell you the truth. m dear." he replied, "none of the hotels would Present Troubles. take me in."- Philadelphia i'rosa "Ah. pretty lady." sold the tartune teller, '•yon wish to he told »trout your A Big Difference. future husluud?" "How rejoktst the knights of old "Not much." replied Mr» Galley were when they got their lady's glove;-' "Pre coine to learn where my present "And how mean they look now hiwlvind I» when lie’» ataelit"-Pldln delplda l‘rr»M When their girl given them the lult toff!"—Baltimore American. . , e —— — Turning th» Phraa». “They to «'»ill him a la>in'bend • * Nsv»e a Near Relativa. •That wnm before be mirrvedriV’ “Pa. who is Mr» UraixiyT** "Vos Now they e«|hl lady «bo la always ■'ipptuod. Im*, tint II proves to be a lulauiadeiaUudlug. lioaluM Xraaacripi. R. I» E. HEWITT Snags In English. Two 8trsnuous Lives. A Russian artist who Ims so thor­ OSTEOPATHIC Clovis Hughes, the French Journnlist. oughly mustered the English language PHYSICIAN AND SURGED I Poet and duelist, filled bls fifty that all Rs subtleties are as familiar to OBSTETRICAL SPEClIy^ of life with sufficient excitement him as are those of the language of the I J tars < ike him worthy of special men czar was telling a few frieuds about Both Pilone». ' to lua Oue of bis claims tu distinction the difficulties he encountered. “You Residence and Office inWlllU ' tJoU hud engaged In a trench have so many suiiertiuous letters.” be I wus tbut be Residences duel which re; ■suit'd fatally-for the »aid “that when I began to think 1 T.,J±AMOOK’ ° wgon . ! He was a tempestuous 'other umn was'becoming a master of your lan­ 1 nidlril! Hhd d was once suspended from guage I succeeded In having myself |~^R- ELMER ALLEN if deputies deputies ro> for insulting ¡the .hauiber of laughed nt a dozen times a day. I be­ I remarks to the president, which dll gan to Jearu English in Boston, Its (Succeseor to Dr. Sharp), not at all curb him. He wrote a num- American fortress. One day while ¡tier of novels, poems ”'»< pli,v’ walking with a friend 1 saw a street dentist . which lie sought tu «plead socialistic said, 'what a funny name propaganda, and be »rote a preten­ sign 'Oh,' 1 1 Kneelaud street!’ I pro Commercia! Building, TilJamock. for a street! tious flte act drama In verse called K. ‘You're wrong.' said •I e smnmeil de Danton" ( Tbe Sleep uouuced the •You pronounce it “Nee- (,f Dautou"). which was produced at mv frlemL ' Tlie K is silent’ I took J2)R JACK OLSEN, ' the opera Cotuique. His wife contrib­ land” street , heart Tbe next day I tbe lesson to uted her share of excitement by killing went into a restaurant 1 looked over a public official In the palace of justice dentist . the bill of fare. 'Give me some "id lie au-e of an alleged insult. Before uevs."’ 1 said The servitor looked at (Over F. R. Beals office, she was tried she wrote and acted La me aghast. Finally in desperation 1 Vegeaoce fie Mme. Clovis Hughes. Tillamook - Oregon The play deph ted her sensational net pointed to the record of what I want and represented her ns triumphantly ed. ‘Ob! Kidneys,’ be said. ‘Excuse me.' 1 rejoined haughtily, ‘the K is J OlIN LELAND HENDKRSox exonerated by the court. When her silent’ ” _______ trial came the court did as piedicted. Gloves. 1 The origin of gloves Is very ancient S ime authorities assert that they were known in Bible times, from references made to "shoes" which were thought to be Identical with gloves. The first clear accouut of gloves comes, how- This writer ever, from Xenophou. r.l'ks of Qie f’erslaus wearing gloves spe on their bunds to protect them from Homer describes Laertes (lie cold working I11 bis garden with gloves upon Ids bauds to protect them from tlie tliorus. nud Varro mentions this apparel ns being worn by the Romans. Gloves have been tokens of solemn and iinpjitaiit things from the uiutb cen­ tury. They were adopted as a rite of tbe church, and later tbe transferring of laud» or titles was always attended with the presentation of gloves. In THEY DIDN’T MIND DIRT, tlie eleventh century tbe method of < lialleugiug to single combat by throw­ In the Days When Clothes Were Dyed, ing down a glove was instituted, and but Never Washed. Ibis custom still remains lu sume coun­ I d the matter of tbe washing of clothes, not to sny the washing of tries. themselves, our ancestors were a trifle Pierpont Morgan’s Fairy Palace. ! lax. The laundress of tbe twelfth cen­ Pierpont Morgan’s wonderful bouse j tury must have held a position which In Prince’s Gate differed little on tbe was practically a sinecure, while it outside from its neighbors, merely two seems within the bounds of possibility houses rolled into one, but Its interior that In those days she did not exist suggested nothing so much as tbe fairy at all. There were, tnsooth, few gar­ palace of Aladdin. In tbe hall a spring ments which would stand washing, and tire dyer was driving a brisk trade was pressed and part of one of the before the laundress was even thought walls "fell away” In tbe approved of. A little dye must indeed have cov- style. You walked down into a base­ ment. which at first sight resembled ered a multitude of spots. In the days of the Tudors and Stu- nothing so much as one of the lower arts washing was a trifle more In evl- decks on a large liner. Hanged along deuce than formerly, but those articles the walls were what appeared to be a which were permitted to find their number of safes, but they were really way into the "buck pan”—as the wash­ doors opening into small rooms, into ing tub used to be called—were few each of which a particular portion of and far between. The wealthy of tlie Mr. Morgan's collection had been middle ages got over the difficulty of brought There were rooms for Eng­ obtaining clean underclothing with lish silver, for porcelain and for half a primitive simplicity by not wearing dozen other objets d'art No one who any. while the lower orders wore was ever fortunate enough to be shown coarse woolen garments that would round by Mr. Morgan himself cau for­ no doubt have "shrunk In the wash.” get the experience.—London Bystander. To prevent any casualty of the kind Mercury Poisoning. they remained unwashed. Velvets, taffetas and richly dyed "1 would suggest," says a doctor, silks, such as those worn by the no­ “that, whenever persons are found to bility aud gentry, could not. of course, have swallowed bichloride of mercury, ì l>e washed, aud should any person of several eggs be forced dowu their high degree I h ? the possessor of a linen tliro.it». The albumen lu tbe eggs will shirt it was a tiling which was care­ form a chemical compound with the fully made known to all his friends mercury, which will be insoluble. Then and relatives ns being extremely la tbe poison will pass out through the mode and a tit subject for congratula­ intestines or lie vomited by tbe vic­ tion. but washed it never was for fear tim. it is always a good thing to of Injuring Its pristine beauty.—Lon­ pump out the stomach first or to in- I don Taller i iluce vomiting Many times It is neces- | snry to act quickly if the life of the I I person is to be saved, and it takes : Witchcraft. In many parts of the world—Greece, for Instance— flie believer in witchcraft still gets hold, by hook or by crook, of hair, nail parings and so forth from an enemy** head and hands and bums, bnriea or does something else w ith them In order to entail unpleasant con­ sequence» upon that enemy. And uni­ versal folklore reveals the concern of savages to dispose of their own hair and null clippings to prevent an enemy from getting at them. Australian na­ tive girls, having had a lock of hair stolen from them, expected speedy I death 11» a certainty. — Ixmdon Tele­ graph. Virtu«» of tho Nur»«. »m V"1"* ,h* Most of Th«m Do. “It only De«!« determitintton ta live a hundred yvers." nays » well known health writer A grout maur people have dsffwwlned tn live a century or die In tlie attempt and they have di«| In the attempt -New Orleans »tear nnv. *Ori* of “Woliir"' „„71 '2?'.r th* cago lUxonl Herald replied-CUI- Tsking ChsncM. "A min never k«e» anything by po mene»», »ahi th(, OM •"> “I know » h(| næn „¿0 DeTpr |b Good Pl,». It 1» » »nod plan while wattins f ’or your ship to come In to kill tin»,, p? ‘T go- Ing to work to «ini something- New Orleans ITcnyune ,b* o^-aoen. I ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR.AT LAW. T illamook B lock , moolc t- Til - . ’Oreg0I1 . Room No. 261. T. BOTTS, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.’ Complete Set of Abstract Boohis Office. Taxes Paid for Non Residents. T illamook B lock , Tillamook .... Oregon. Both Phones. QARL HABERLACH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. T illamook B lock , A Park of Glacier*. Oregon. Glacier National park is situated in Tillamook northern Montana. 260 miles northwest of Yellowstone park in an air line and 447 miles by railroad. It is under the ^EORGE WILLETT, control and supervision of the secre­ tary of tbe interior, who is represented ATTORNEY-AT-LAW] in tbe actual administration of the park by a superintendent, assisted by T illamook C ommercial B uilding , a number of park rangers who patrol tbe reservation. Tbe park Is bounded Tillamook • Oregon. on the north by the Canadian line, on tbe east by the Blackfoot reservation and on the west and south by the Flat- head river. It has an area of about 915.000 acres and derives its name from many glaciers which are scat­ PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, tered throughout its area. There are eighty glacldrs between five square T illamook B lock , miles and a few acres in area. The park is n rugged mountainous region Tillamook - • Oregon. and contaius over 250 lakes, which are surrounded by steep and beautifully wooded mountains. M. KERRON, Time In Teheran. "Time is a difficult problem In Te­ PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON heran," says the Baroness d'Hermalle T illamook B lock , fn “Peeps Into Persia." “At approxi­ mately midday a cannon Is fired on the . Oregon. Cossack parade ground, but the ap Tillamook proximatlon depends entirely on tbe soldier who fires ft. We all think he fires it when he feels hungry, as it is C. HAWK, very erratic. Anyhow, when Invited out to dinner we always Inquire of our host whether he keeps legation or PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, gun time. Sometimes there Is half an hour's difference. Neither of these times Is ordinarily correct Correct Bay City . Oregon. time, not a commodity tn request in Teheran, Is kept by the Indo-European telegraphs, for whom It Is telegraphed SARCHET, from I.ondon every morning at day The Fashionable Tailor break, when the line is clear, so that connection is practically Instantane­ ous.” Cleaning-, Pressing and Repairing a Specialty. “Shouting" In Australia. “Treating" is a form of hospitality Witch Burning. There are countries in which the exe­ that Is perhaps more common In Aus Store in Heins Photographic cution of women as witches is only a tralla than anywhere else. There it is Gallery. thing of yesterday. The last Instance known ns "shouting." It is a legacy of witch burning occurred as recently from the "flush times” of the gold as 1888 in Peru, and In other parts of fields—the "roaring fifties”—when to H. GOYNE, South America eases continued to oc­ refuse to drink with a lucky digger cur until well into the second half of meant running a risk of being shot on a T torneyat - law . the nineteenth century. Englund's own the spot A writer says: 'To shout last conviction for witchcraft took means to Insist on everybody present place at Hertford In 171., and Scot- friends and strangers alike, drinking Office: O pposite C ourt Hovsi, land condemned a witch ten years nt the shunter's expense, and as no one . Oregon. later, r ‘“ Spain and Germ: Rr re- will allow himself to be outdone In Tillamook while talned a judicial belief fn witches and this reckless sort of hospitality each the Justice of killing them until 1782 one shouts in succession with too fro and 1796 '* qtiently deplorable consequences.” P. J. SHARP, Sir William Osler In a lecture nt Johns Hopkins training school named the seven virtues of the nurse: "Tact, without which no woman can be sue- crssful mid her chief protection In the mechanism of life; tidiness. It being the primary duty of a woman to lk well: taciturnity, which should be cul­ tivated as a gift; sympathy, gentleness, S'lence Preferred. the birthright of a nurse; cheerfulness I J M Barrie, the novelist, has c_;‘ said and charity, the Inst and greatest of that one of the “ ...... most ' enjoyable social ! - “J'-’.’‘»OIV social all.” functions ' he ever attended was a din- I tier at which he turned to his neighbor Vagus. I nnd iXx you ».x.. _ ____ and nttkoH asked. “ "Do converse? ” __ No; 1 didn't exactly know how to take . dou't." replied his neighbor. the missis this morning." said the " 'Nor do I I,” »aid Mr Barrie, aud they did not— lady'» maid to the cook t.ondou Mail. “What did she «ay?” s "When I remarked that I wn» afraid N»ws to Him. her complexion could not be improved "Why Is It tb it th«'v never by '•old cream »he told me I needn't place the pictures of living num on banknotes?” nib It in.”-Baltimore American asked the fellow who had beanie rieb "Ray Isn’t Sw nolle. the honker. ■ relative of vanir» ?" "Tee: he's • mWMn - nhout 41.U0t-,0lk) I removed." Chicago Tripette OWU track. - Plutarch I time for a physician to arrive on the scene Bichloride of mercury will not produce a painless death. It is a poi­ son that paralyzes the liver. It cats through the walls of the stomach, and tlie victim generally dies in great agony." — Des Moines Register and Leader. Gladstone on Disraeli. G A. Storey. A. R. A., recorded a touching incident he witnessed at the academy banquet of 1881 when a por trait for which Beaconsfield bad sat to Millais shortly before his death was auioug (lie exhibits. “This unfinished work, pale unjl even ghastly, was in one of tbe side galleries. Gladstone, catching sight of the picture, went and stood long in front of it * * * No oue disturbed him. At tbe end of tbe feast Gladstone rose and in tbe finest and most feeling tone delivered a pan­ egyric ou the great man who bad passed away. In a voice clear and sympathetic and full of emotion he told us of bis admiration for tbe sterling qualities of tbe man who, though op posed to him in politics, was in no other sense 11 u opponent He spoke as only one generous in heart aud of a broad aud great mind could speak of another great man who bad passed away. Tbe speech surpassed anything 1 ever beard.”—London Chronicle. Clock. n’"«» 'Men — to ths king of „ clock, " ’•*«"« to tne that • rl.x k has » langusee o'f 'l'ù ‘ *:-»ffWn He • " Hi. — •«roeiy s language say a dl •Met h The Incentive. "1 hare »truck a new line of writ­ ing." said Scribbler. "I write articles from the point of view of a multimil llonnlre." "Indeed! How do you manage to get In the right spirit?” "Oh, that's easy. 1 write on the aft emoon of pay days."-Exchange. An Old Gam». J\°Ur wlfe found • hou<'e «>at suit« her?" Aes; but don't any anything about Li o ,n fluffing the land d that she won't take It unless he r,'X’l>C<,™X,he r”’rl°r "nd ,hre« room«. -Detroit Free Press. I« after th I. t RESIDENT DENTIST, Office : Commercial Block, . OrefO* Tillamook J, CLAUSSEN, . LAWYER, DEVTSCHER ADV0KAT. E 2!3 T illamook - (»r«ir<* Tillamook J. E. REEDY, D.V M., Strang» Truth. ’V. “”'t IOTe WUI »° whe™ ’• VETERINARY- Both Phone* m *ppears «Iwffyg sent W,,h " ri<,h father' Wh’ Tillamook Th» Princip»!*» Jest. w G I» It thuswfae?—New Orleans Ptcayuoe. ’!•'>» Cluing »0 hnrd Mr, h1, 1s ' X, 71'*-’P"'-Kvi)|entlv an sbbr» I 'Bon of lachrymose.-Judga. B’ t-elng hap|