Jillamook Headlight th« Bug«» Wsa a Gon^. ****,,. E Wilkie, formerly chief service, was youug he * distinctloo among tbe bor- «•**“the west lu tbelr¿-aids ,lffof I«“««“* andtHt- '^ToccHslon. according to Mr. 'uTb* on which be was **' mu out of available horses, '“i horses had bt! ,orce<1 "¿Mi These animals were un- m«i to any command other 'X of tbe car bell and refused * ttie customary bugle cnlls. the posse found ft neces- *Tnwure a large gong, which \ once for the troop to stop Xrlce for it to advance In this " they kept fairly good order. J?° of toe company, a bit of a „composed a parody on "Barbara ^cbla'a *,ortluU of wb*Cb rUD: * toUche« * bale ”f v°n gray head dog! Dlngdlng!" he «Id. -Youth's Compaulon. a The Nelson Golden Cenotaph. One of tbe most valuable relics of Z, 1D existence Is a small golden ¿MUph constructed to tbe order of ¿poder Davison, tbe army contract- , who made Nelson's acquaintance at om W c la 1'82 ami thenceforward ud - J lib death remained on the closest rrrms of intimacy with him. This Lotxnb was cast in tbe form of a orramid out of the eighty-four guldens Lnj after Nelson's death in bls escri- mnv on board the Victory. When ¡tarixon came to grief it was sold by urtlon. together with some other Nel- w „no,, of which the most intereat- maus miniature of Lady Hamilton. wltb i lock of her hair at tbe back, aten from his neck after he received dll death wound. In April, 1875, the twotaph was announced for sale by a Pxlt Mall dealer, but where it is now ippMN difficult to discover.—London Graphic. _______________ Every young star, such as onr sun. •ttracts and gathers to Itself quantities •f Impalpable cosmic dust which it en- ronntera on Its Journey through space Therefore every youthful heavenly body la Increasing In size. But on the other band every old and wornout star reverses the process and Instead of gathering In new supplies discharges ih accumulations. In the end the old •far la utterly disintegrated and dis- •olred back Into primeval dust which raoasembles somewhere on the out- •kirta of space where a new star is or- J***4 This process of tearing down d worlds and rebuilding new ones **•00 Pc'petually. Some of the forces *Mcb nature employs for this work ’r’ Ngbt, electric currents and gravtta- nca-~Kansas City Star. His Master's Politic«. During a general election In England «Hed at tbe house of the ¿rcfe”or Froude, the historian. Froude waa out so the canvasser "¡J to content himself with lnterro- . n* the butler as to bow Mr. Froude The b,It|er—an old serv- »ho understood his master well— pT™ “When the Liberals is In Mr. lx sometimes a Conservative. 1 the Conservatives In In. Mr. ude 1« always a Liberal.” , w A Cynical Sslection. _ ” 1 “ h°«h book dinner." at which the J , **• «sked to wear clothes «ng- i’e of the title of a popular book. « nol'le>»nn appenred carrying pettiest over bls arm. The title _ **’ ’“«wting was "Life’s Handl ^-Uodon Opinion. r •------- ----------- y,,. G.n.rous, B*r 'voting at colleger— My eon. *i* better cigars than 1 can af- -¿T Son-That's all right father. • all you want This Is on me.— Change I , tka/r'*"^ from failure more notn success. We often discover as a ?*" <,° bjr fln<llng out what will •> - Samuel Smiles. 11, 1ÖI3. Two Strenuous Lives. Clovis Huglies, tbe French journalist ' Snag, 1„ English, Fidelity. , »oet aud duelist. Oiled his Mu t£ out 1. *b° !,M * '“or- Thomas N'elsou Page, describing la o U k L o ottered the Elxc , lsl| |nng , m years of life with sufficient excitement tba uh it. subtleties area, famllbu-tu Washington the devotion of the old o make bim worthy of spec ,l time Virginia slave, said: tiuu. One of bls claims to dlrtluetlou D m as are these of tbe Iruguage uf the “They tell a story about a certain dim1* “ few 'rl*uda !lbou' Chandler Moulton aud his servaut. was that be bud engaged h. b Kreu, b duel which resulted fatallv-for tbe • be difficulties ue encountered. “You Tom. other msu He ua. . tempestuous '"“f 40 “““-v superfluous letters." be “It was lu tbe days of dueling, and radical and was ouee suspet ded from said, "thut when 1 beg»,, to tlliuk ( young Marse C'linu had reached the ago was becoming a master of your lan tbe chamber of deputies for Usultiu« when be should learn to handle a duel remarks to tlie president, which did guage I succeeded in ba dug myself ing pistol Accordingly every morn a day. I be laughed at a dozen times not ut all curb bim He wrote a num- ing old Tom would load up a pair of gan m leurn English lu Boston. Its ber of novels, poems aud plays iu pistols, aud, crouching bebiud a stone One day while wall, be would spring up suddeuly, which he sougbt to spread socialistic American fortress. C_ walking with a friend I 1 saw a street shout. ‘Now, then, Marse Chan, one. propaganda, aud he wrote a preten tious five act drama iu verse called »igu. Oh.’ 1 said, what a funny name two, free, fire!' and he'd bob down for u street! Kneelaud street!’ I pro “Le Sommell de Dunton" (“Tbe Sleep again before tbe youth could bit him. ‘You're wrong,’ said of Danton”), which was produced ut uouueed tbe K “But Marse Cb.m improved rapidly. mv friend, ‘You prouounce it "Nee- the Opera Comique. His wife contrib After a week's practice be could put land" street Tbe ________ K is silent* I took a bole through old Tom's hat at every uted her share of excitement by killing the lesson to heart - " Tbe next day 1 shot This hugely delighted tbe faith a public official iu tbe palace of justice ----- -- 1 looked over ful body servant because of an alleged insult Before went into a restaurant tbe bill of fare, ‘Give me some “id- “‘Keep on. Marse Chan! Keep on!’ she was tried she wrote aud acted "La neys.' I said. The servitor looked at be chuckled. ‘And if ye kin git de Vegeauce de Mme. Clovis Hughes." me aghast Finally in desperation I hand up a leetle mite quicker, io an- The play depicted ber sensational act pointed to tbe record of what 1 want other week ye ll be bittin' me in the and represented ber as triumphantly ed. 'Oh! Kidneys,' he said. ‘Excuse shoulder, rnabk my words!’ ‘‘—New exonerated by tbe court When her me.' I rejoined haughtily, ‘the K is York Tribune. trial came tbe court did as predicted. silent'" Gloves. Tbe origin of gloves Is very ancient Some autborities assert that they were known in Bible times, from references made to "shoes" which were thought to be Identical with gloves. Tbe first clear account of gloves comes, how ever, from Xenophou. This writer speaks of the Persians wearing gloves on tbelr hands to protect them from the cold. Homer describes I.aertes working In bls garden with gloves upon bis bands to protect them from tbe thorns, and Varro mentions this apparel as being worn by the Romans. Gloves have been tokens of solemn and Important things from tbe ninth cen tury. They were adopted as a rite of the church, nnd later tbe transferring of lands or titles was always attended I with tbe presentation of gloves. In the eleventh century the method of challenging to single combat by throw ing dow a glove was instituted, and this custom still remains in some coun tries. Th« Dog Wai Going Fait. A Maine man tells a story of a friend it Ma In tbe west who waa induced by iitrxnger to buy what was claimed by tbe Utter to be the best wolf dog in tbecountry. A few days later tbe man Pierpont Morgan’s Fairy Palaca. took bis new purchase and started out Pierpont Morgan’s wonderful house' early In the morning to try him out in Prince's Gate differed little on the Tbe dog soon picked up the scent and outside from its neighbors, merely two ittrted off, the man following on horse bouses rolled into one, but its Interior j tort Tbe dog was soon out of sight, suggested nothing so much as the fairy bat tbe man could bear him bark oc palace of Aladdin. In the ball a spring casionally and followed on. About was pressed and part of one of the noon be met another man coming from walls “fell away” in the approved tbe opposite direction and inquired If style. You walked down into a base be bad seen a wolf and a dog any- ment, which at first sight resembled »here, to which the man replied that nothing so much as one of tbe lower be bad. decks on a large liner. Ranged along : “And bow were they going?” queried the walls were what appeared to be a ! the man. “Was the dog nearly on to number of safes, but they were really i Mmr doors opening into small rooms, Into “Well," answered tbe other. “If I re- •each of which a particular portion of j member correctly the dog was Just a Mr. Morgan's collection had been trite -bead."—Harper’s Magazine. brought There were rooms for Eng lish silver, for porcelain and for half a Choir Boys of Grac« Church. dozen other objets d'art No one who From 100 to 300 boys with voices are was ever fortunate enough to be shown iltrxys waiting to be admitted to the round by Mr. Morgan himself can for choir of Grace church, New York. get the experience.—London Bystander. They are enrolled thirty or more at a time and come from all over the coun Mercury Poisoning. try. Practically every one lives at “I would suggest," says a doctor, the school for nine months of the year, “that, whenever persons are found to «yi the Churchman. Tlio boy's fam have swallowed bichloride of mercury, ily Had his books nnd clothing. Grace several eggs be forced down their church does the rest—boards him. throats. Tbe albumen in the eggs will teaches him and employs him in its form a chemical compound with tbe choir until he has outgrown the serv mercury, which will be insoluble. Then ice The choir boy Is unpaid, and all the poison will pass out through the money earned by him from musical en- intestines or be vomited by the vic Rgements Is kept by the choirmaster tim. It is always a good thing to until be earns his honorable discharge. pump out the stomach first or to in Parents must sign an agreement that duce vomiting. Many times It is neces tbelr boys shall not be withdrawn sary to act quickly if the life of the from the school. The only musical re person is to be saved, and It takes tirements are a correct ear and the time for a physician to arrive on the Promise of a good and powerful voice. scene. Bichloride of mercury will not Conflict of the Stars. September produce a painless death. It is a poi son that paralyzes the liver. It eats through the walls of the stomach, and the victim generally dies in great agony.” — Des Moines Register and Gladstone on Disraeli. G. A. Storey. A. R. A., recorded a touching incident he witnessed at the academy banquet of 1881 when a por trait for which Beaconsfield had sat to Millais shortly before bis death was among the exhibits. "This unfinished work, pale and even ghastly, was in one of tbe side galleries. Gladstone, catching sight of the picture, went and stood loug in front of it • * * No one disturbed him. At the end of the feast Gladstone rose and In tbe finest and most feeling tune delivered a pan egyric on the great man who had passed away. In a voice clear and sympathetic and full of emotion he told us of bis admiration for tbe sterling qualities of the man who. though op posed to him in politics, was in no other sense an oppoueut He spoke as only one generous in heart and of a broad and great mind could speak of another great man who bad passed away. The speech surpassed anything 1 ever beard.”—London Chronicle. Time In Teheran. "Time la a difficult problem In Te heran," says tbe Baroness d'Hermalle in “Peeps into Persia." “At approxi mately midday a cannon is fired on the Cossack parade ground, but tbe up proxlmatlon depends entirely on tbe soldier who flres It We all think he fires It when be feels hungry, as It Is very erratic. Anyhow, when Invited out to dinner we always inquire of our host whether he keeps legation or gun time. Sometimes there is half an hour's difference. Neither of these times Is ordinarily correct Correct time, not a commodity in request in Teheran. Is kept by the Indo European telegraphs, for whom ft Is telegraphed from London every morning at day break, when tbe line is clear, so that connection U practically Instantane _________ Sentient Alarm Clocks. “Devil dogs" are a species of alarm clock used In Greece for the purpose of keeping persons awake, such as watch tnen. stage drivers and railroad men. They are generally small black dogs Should the person whom the "devil dog" Is detailed to keep awake be a stage driver, the dog Is strapped to a little stool beside him. and throughout the journey he keeps up a sharp bark Ing. often causing the passengers to keep awake as well as the driver At times be will pause for a minute or two to moisten his parched, rasped throat at the basin of water set before him and then begin again. and 1793. Economy. "And you naed to say you were will Ing to die for met” "So I am." “And yet you refuse me a new dressT “But look st the cost of it!" “It’s cheaper than a funeral."— Hona ton Poet ___________ and asked. "Do yon rinn’t ” rPDli^d his neighbor. * ? Mid Mr. Barrie, -nd they did not- London Mail. lionalre." “Indeed! How do you manage to get In tbe right spirit?" “Oh. that's easy. I write on the aft ernoon of pay day*”-Exchange An Old Gsma. -Has your wife found a house that News to Hiw« -Why is « that they never place the pictures of firing men on banknrt.F asked the fellow who hy writing the word- of ,ar- popu«« ““Sn't tbeyF tbe poet rapUed.-CM- eago Record Herald. Taking No Chsne««. -A man never i<*ex anything by P» nat! Inquirer. The Clock. „„e-I 4-rty ticking of a clock It* B, . dock has a bran«*a «j. -Well. s«rce!y • alect The Incentive. “1 hare struck a new line of writ ing " said Scribbler "1 write articles from the point of view of . multimil It Jost dow she’s In btuffing the land iord that she won't tsk<Jt b' redecorates tbe parlor and three t*«l r.-.ra*"“Detroit Free Pre»«. SIDNEY E HENDERSON, President. 1 Little minds ere vexed with trifles Le Ita-betaK-uld. JOHN LELAND HENDERSON Secreta ry-Trean. Attorney-at-Law and Notwrv Public. Tillamook Title and Abstract Company (INCORI’ORATKD), Law Abstracts : Real Estate Surveying ; Insurance TILLAMOOK, ORK. BOTH PHONES. Coal, Cement, Lime, Brick, Shingles, Drain Tile, Plaster, Roof Paint. LAMB-SCIIRADER COMPANY. DOCKS : WAREHOUSE, FRONT STREET, BETWEEN Ind A 3rd AVEN" E WEST 1 Mother of Eighteen Children . "I am the mother of eighteen children and have the praise of do ing more wore than any young woman in my town,” writes Mrs. C. J. Martin, Boon Mill, Va. "J suffered for five years with stomach trouble and could not eat hr much as n biscuit without suffering. 1 hmr taken three bottles of Ciinm- lierliiin's Tablets and nm now a well womtln and weigh lt’K pounds. I ran eat anything I want to, mid ns much aa I want nnd ieel belter than I have at any time in ten years. I refer to any one in Boone Mill or vicinity and they will vouch for what I say.” Chamberlain’s Tablets are for Male by all dealers. Tlie healing demulcent qualities of Foley's Honey «nd Tar Com pound are not duplicated in any other medicine lor coughs and colds. Any substitute offered you is an inferior article. Refuse to ac cept it for it cannot produce tlir healing and soothing effect of Fol ey’s Honey and Tar Compound. Insist upon the genuine, which contains no opiates. For sale by all druggists. D R. E. E, DANIELS, CHIROPRACTOR. Local Office in the Commercial Building. TILLAMOOK Well Posted. Secretary of War Lindley M. Gar« rieon ia just completing a thorough inspection tour of the army posts of the country, a tour which has lasted practically all summer, accom panied moat of the time by Gen. Leonard Wood. He probaldy know* more actual condition and desira bility of continuance of the various poafb than any of hia predecessors. The question of abamlonment of many of the scattered posts and concentration of the army into a few strategical one», so located hi to make the defense of any portion of the border the moat easily pro vided for, is a live one. Congress men of the patronage-seeking sort including senators have in the past opposed abandonment of posts in their states, though that policy haa been strongly advised by the heads of the army. Gen. Leonard Wood, chief of staff, in particular, has urged the strategic dis(>oeition of our small army for national de fense, as against the present dis persal policy adopted when trans- IM.rtation facilities were poor and there was a large area to be pro tected from Indian uprisings. t - ORE OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE KEEPS OUT ALLTHE rain BEGINS it* forty-fifth nctriol year sxsTiMatn io. tots DEGREE COURSES*" msnyphasesof AomcuLVuet gNoiNtxmNO. homi E conomic «. M inins ronxsrnv. C om - Mcnca. P harmacy T wo - year C ourses * a ao . icul - TUAt Probably. •That frat embraevw many point* In Its stops '* “That's why then. It Is always bug ring th« ahora."-ItsItliuor« Aawrlcaa f>« Principara J««t flrhoolteecher TM» •to'* «° ”7’ Moee. rnm-ip.l-EridexttU'n sbtw r1.,tIon of lachrymose-Jodcs. Rv being bspp? we w>w anonym..', benefits upuu the «vr.d. _ .----- Owing to unavoidable circumstances, and with the perini* sion of all contestants that have returned reaulta into the «uhacription depart ment, no tours to the World's Fair will be awarded until the night of tlie final close of the contest. Two trips will he awarded, one ‘o each to the two contestants hav ing to their credit tiie highest number of votes 9 o’clock Wednesday night. September 21tt‘, 1913. No tours will be given before tliat date. A nother I mportant C hange . Instead of allowing 5,001) votes, for the sale of a tour1« contract to a prospect reported by a contestant, only 3C0 votes will be allowed, it will take subscriptions to get the big vote?. 10,300 B onus V otes . To the contestant turning in the greatest amount of subreription money between tlie dates of Set ember 1, and 12 o'clock Wednesday, September 10^10,000 extra bonus votes, in addition to tlie regular vote schedule will be allowed. ThiB is a chance for everybpdy to get in and win even if you haven't aa yet alerted. This is the biggest vote offer that will be made during tlie contest. Get busy! E verybody H as a C hance . Everybody has an equal chance in this contest, The highest nutti- her of votes now in is less than 5,COl). Just one five yeara subscription will put you on top» witli tlie 1.000 nomination votes. Nominate yourself • W hen to T urn in R esults . Tlie contest manager will be in tlie office every evening between 7 _____________ *. If you cannot and 8 o’clock, r ____________ and on Saturday from I until 9 o’clock. come at these hours you may leave your results ia the office any time during the day. Y our B est C hance . This is the beat chance you ever had to win a trip to the fair. 14 days—all expenses paid—European plan. If the winner of the first trip would prefer the money in the place of the trip they cun have it. This I trip is the $111.50 trip, Paton« Attractions. Tom —Women don't lov« men for what they really are. hot for what Fiey have done Kitty—And men lore women for what tbelr fathers have dune. - Puck. Strang« Truth. Tbev say that love will go where It b, aeoL B appeara ,0 ** *""**£? ,fter the Iriri with a rich father. WM i|M tbw.w1*>-N.w Orle.». PWyonr » i Hard Luck. “Say. Weary, didn't I see you sawln wood yesterday f “Yen Dat was one of dem sad orca sions when ■ man what's Iszy finds be can't afford to be Idle.”- Exchange. ’"••Yes* but don't say anything about I IMPORTANT. The Foot of the Reindeer. The foot of the reindeer Is most pe cullar In construction It Is cloven through the middle, and each half curved upward in front It Is slightly elongated nnd capable of a consider able amount of expansion. When glaced on an Irregular surface which is difficult to traverse, the animal con tracts the feet Into a sort of claw, by which a firm hold Is secured When moving rapidly the two portions of the foot ns It is lifting strike together, the hoofs making a continuous clattering noise, which may be beard at a cousld erable distance. It Is this peculiarity of the feet that makes the reindeer ao sure footed and so valuable in rocky and uneven country, where almost any other nnmnl would prove a failure as a beast of burdeu. “Shouting" In Australia. Leader. “Treating" is a form of hospitality that is perhaps more common In Aus Witch Burning. countries In which , the exe- _ trails than anywhere else. There it is There are --------------- cution of women as witches is only a known as “shouting." It is a legacy thing of yesterday. The last Instance from tbe "flush times" of tbe gold IUH1& VA JVCW.-.-y- ___ —«a of wltcb •' burning occurred ax a^MvantlV recently fields-the "roaring fifties'’—when to as 1888 in Peru, and In other parts of refuse to drink with a lucky digger South America cases continued to oc meant running a risk of being -hot on cur until well into the second half or the spot A writer says: “To shout the nineteenth century. England's own means to insist on everybody present friends snd strangers alike, drinking last conviction for witchcraft oo place at Hertford In 1712. and Scot et tbe shouteria expense, and as no one land condemned a witch ten years will allow himself to be outdone In later, while Spain and Germany .*• this reckless sort of hospitality each one shouts in succession with to«o fre pained a Judicial belief in witches the Justice of killing them until 1782 quently deplorable conaequence«. Silence Preferred. J. M. Barrie, tbe novelist, that one of the “most *£*. functions ’ he ever attended was a din □er nt which he turned to bis' «“!^b0 Big Change in Contest. Gangrene. Gangrene Is the death of a part of the living body. Sometimes it results from an Injury, such as burning or frostbite, or from a surgical opera tion. Sometimes it is the consequence of a physical condition, with such causes as diabetes or senility or em bolism. Whatever the cause or what ever form it takes. It means that the obstruction to circulation has been so complete as to prevent local nltrltlon and to bring about the death of the part As Impaired circulation Is at the root of the trouble, the treatment must try to restore the circulation nnd com bat the Intlnminatlon. I-oca I beat is the best means of restoring the clrcu- Hot bottles or warm irrlga- lation. tions or bandages of hot flannels may be used. Gangrene Is not a matter for home treatment except under the constant and watchful care of the phy sician. for In many cnses operation Is the only means of saving life. A Park of Glaciers. Glacier National park Is situated In northern Montana, 200 miles northwest of Yellowstone park In an air line and 447 miles by railroad. It is under the control and supervision of the secre tary of the interior, who is represented In the actual administration of the park by a superintendent, assisted by a number of park rangers who patrol the reservation. The park is bounded on the north by the Canadian line, on the east by the Blackfoot reservation and on'the west and south by the Flat- head river. It has an area of about 915,000 acres and derives Its name from many glaciers which are scat tered throughout its area. There are eighty glacidrs between five square miles and a few acres in area. The park Is a rugged mountainous region and contains over 250 lakes, which are surrounded by steep and beautifully wooded mountains. ous.” How He Broke Into Literature. Frederic Harrison was a close friend of George Eliot, and she often asked his advice In regard to points of law that came up tn the course of iier sto- rles. She particularly needed legal ad- vice lu a vital part of ‘•Felix Holt." for. conscientious worker as she was and as all really great artists are, she was not coutent to make a guess. Mr. Harrison listened as gravely to tbe presentation of her problem as if it concerned real individuals. Tbe next day he sent her a carefully and con cisely worded opinion, which she used in her book just as he wrote it. In the story it Is ascribed to “the attorney general" and Is referred to as "final authority.” Mr. Harrison was both surprised and pleased to see his own words used He expected that the novelist would wish to express his legal opinion in her own lanjkmge. “Thanks to George Eliot." he said, with a smile. "I have written something that will live for ever in English literature." I F I HOMt ECONOMICS MECHANIC Aura rontsrnv commxhcx pmaamacv TEACHER'S COURSES *n manual training, agriculture, domestic science and art. MUSIC, including piano, airing, band inatrumenta and voice culture. A BEAUTIFUL BOOKLET entitled “T hu E muichmunt or K obal Ltrn” and a C a T a IZX.U« will be mailed free on application. Address II. M Tax» ant , Registrar, aw GxvulUa, Oregon. TOWER’S FISH BRAND REFLEX SLICKER » Th.j.<kw wi* *• «t th« fr .nt. Mace lot er i » Hi«- wvfc«. Twe $3.00 Everywhere. SATLSf ACTION GUARANTEEXL A. j. rowan c®. OOeTOM Ti I |CB I I lOWDhr” »