Tillamook Headliyi ».¿..to. Ha, Many U ms . 1» the *uo,t lu>PUTtaut flr®- material known. Its fibrous ’"Qms adapts It to a wide range of •‘■ ’“Ltlona-from woveu fabric», such "’heater curtains and urtieles of Not HI, Death Warrant. A pUlee magistrate in Pans had . queer experience uot loug aa. uhi s “ to asbestos shingles. Btucco, ***»7 asbestos "wood" uud various Wirt .7 “,e olBeBr-,i d«k uud forms of buildlug material that with pathetic gesture wailed: "Save ur structures thoroughly fireproof, blur! Save him!" n^btuesa. strength, durability and I Tbe official thought he had no In- I wulatit« properties ugnlust beat aud wne person before him. hot picked up LtrieitJ Si«® It special advantages be paper, which looked like a letter J7use m constructing cara and elec- I It began In letters larger than the X motor subways. The most common 'No'bin ‘h.VOtuIUeU,: “You die! L, of asbestos are for asbestos pa- i N?.A 111 8ave -vou! Vo“ «»ust die!” millboard, pipe covering and lag- He has always been a good man l L io inclose beat pipes, furnaces , mid the little we owe we can pay at locomotives in order to preveut any time.” tbe woman said between C, of beat in transmission. As a •ot». “and now there is a conspiracy Lcooductor of beat It may be used against him." wt only 1“ the preparation of fireproof While she was protesting tbe magis­ ufe, and vaults, but also for cold trate read tbe letter and, handing It aorsge aDd cooling structures. Houses back, said: “Go home to your family­ I -aje of asbestos materials or coated read the rest of this letter. It is a life •Itb asbestos throughout are not only Insurance advertisement.” ,arn>er iu winter, but cooler in sum- j The woman then told the magistrate she could not read, that a neighbor had read for her, and so many people were being killed, and she was so happy. ■er._________________ Deodands. If it were customary or possible for toe king of Great Britain and Ireland rigidly to exercise his royal preroga- ttve« be would In the course of a few months become the owner of many ve­ hicles. especially motorcars, that tra­ verse tbe streets aud roads of his king, jom. since he Is entitled to all deo- jjnds. A deodand is “an article which bas proved tbe immediate and-acci­ dental occasion of the death of any reasonable creature.” This right was for uandreds of yea'-« enforced as a means of swelling tbe royal exchequer and. legally speaking, could still be en­ forced. If " mnn were killed by being mo over the vehicle and Its contents, ■i well as tbe horse, became the king's property. The number of “reasonable creatures (and dogs might be Included by mme within this category) run over by motors In Englund would keep tbe Ung In automobiles until be would be •bilged to construct many garuges.— H.rper's Weekly. A Plea For the Kitchen. Tbe kitchen should be the refinery, the laboratory, the factory of the home nd the pivotal poiDt about which the activities of the home revolve. Costs ibould be considered thoughtfully: no wrap of food should be wasted. It all can be and should be used again in vari­ ous ways. By buying staple food sup­ plies In large quantities from 15 to 30 percent can be saved. Any one wishing to do so may economize in this way. Housewires must not look upon their srtas mere drudgery; they must bring education, intelligence and concentra­ tion Into practice. They should learn, is manufacturers have, that the best results are to be obtained in a work­ shop that is well lighted, properly ven­ tilated and comfortably large, suitably furnished and sanitary In all its equip­ ments—Dr. Adeline G. Soule in Les- Ite’i. Rowing and Morality. From the moral standpoint there Is no branch of athletics which is such a character builder as trying for a place In an eight oared shell. I've heard a ’Ide variety of college critics say that rowing get, out the finest class of men vho try for any team. Certainly the Iona period of training offers little to the flasuy type of man who must have the prospect of Immediate reputation. There Is no branch of athletics which «o truly teaches tbe lessons of life. Steady, consistent effort, cheerful work aoder discouraging conditions, good romradesblp and good sportsmanship vtien tbe race goes to another college, these »re the habits which working for • place In the varsity shell instill Into AtPerlcan undergraduates.—James «lee In Outing. i I , I ! Glass Cutting. The iayoMUi who is introduced to the mysteries for me the nrst first -- --------------- ot - Tutting glass vur time is amazed at the amount of work that tbe workman does entirely by his eye. Tbe first stage of the bowl which , Is to be cut finds it in a perfectly plain | condition, not a scratch upon it and , only a balf dozen or more marks In red 'chalk, which mean absolutely nothing to the unpracticed eye. But to tbe ! workman they mean the whole pat­ tern. Perhaps the dish is a salad bowl. | Tbe marks In chalk will run from tbe | edge, five intervals apart, down to tbe center of the bowl at the bottom. In t one of the divisions of tbe bowl thus ' marked there may be a little further marking in tbe shape perhaps of a dia­ mond. This indicates the pattern into which the bowl is to be cut, and it will be repeated in each of the five divi­ sions. All the intricacies of the design the workman has in his head, and they develop on tbe glass In a way which seems to the looker on absolutely mar­ velous.—New York Times. Very Particular. A rii * RMdy ’’•tort- “Pat” said a gentleman who was tor, , Row Professor n I ways had the M rmbenC?es lD hls c,R!,»roora arrang­ watching an Irish gardener at work, ia " level than the lower, “why are you digging out that hole in occasion a student entered the ground?” “I'm not digging out a hole," replied wn,re was In progress and «o»t h D?.isl,y ,0 • »eat on the top- Pat “I'm digging out the earth and < “Gentlemen," remarked the I'm leaving a hole.” — London Tele­ fond» be flxe<1 hls eye on the °f- graph. tp- L. he •cum always rises to the What She Want,d t» Know. » tbe hnn' “You are going to marry a rich wid­ .miX? WM retort of the ower who has three children,” said th« ,he dregs alw«y« »lnk -if Geing To« Far. ■nL““' ”°bl*d Willie, “do my -g-, * ,0 my «eck or my facer •w-.>rLWbat 18 tbe “««err was tb« reply. k> ,old M«ry to wash my kiarh«.,,be ’ wa»h*o< nay ear, too.’’— “•«er Guardian. Aeourat.. iwt ,J*r*’ ,Ilch " thing aa too ShUv'C,■ He~No, no; It cannot •to in» **■ ' *°ld Jack be could rdi,b,Itb\huudr*d‘or I Th« Art of Reading Letters. My dear old gruudfatber, who wrote ■ "bo live (n temperato all his own letters in a band which, I A°'le* ,erow Ulere ln Profusion, aud down to the day of his death, was al­ Acapulco, on the Pacific .lope, is per- most plain enough for a blind man to ,tb® gar,kn »Pot of it all. It is read, taught me never to attempt to uoted for the great quantitv of in- answer a letter without placing it be dgeuous varieties which grow spou- fore me and reviewing it scrupulously, Hundreds lndur“8 " Uh the elccPtion of some paragraph by paragraph. Indifferent cultivation of cocoanuts and of times have I devoutly blessed bis bananas everythmg else grows wild memory for that lesson in the common and in luxuriance. sense of correspondence. Whenever known in the Cnlted lured by the pellmell spirit of the age States this district aloue produces ba- 1 stray from his precepts I rue it, ami uiiuas. oranges, pineapples, mangoes, I can feel the flush of shame over limes aud lemons. And here are a spread my face as I follow a first let­ few more of other varieties never seen ter of response with a second, render­ above the border line: Toroujas. a spe­ ed necessary by the belated discovery of a point left uncovered. The old cies of grapefruit; the aguacate. pa l ? a. ipuKabu, cblco, za potè, mamey, copybook legend, “Haste breeds care­ lessness,” is as true as it was In the granada, ealmita. carta- jcua. wamrebe, Jleame. tama­ days when good penmanship and good rindo, nanebe, bulcon. icacos, almen- morals went hand iu band In tbe train dra (almond*, cirtiela (plum), and un­ Ing of youth. If slambang and burly -\tid other Exhibits. burly have given Its coup de grace to doubtedly many others But so indifferent are tbe natives to the once gentle art of writing letters, tbelr possibilities that nothing Is ex­ is not that all the more reason why, Horse Races, Shooting Tournament, F Concerts, Eugenics Exposition, ( Inka ported except tbe lime aud its prod- before It Is too late, we should rescue the half dead art of reading them?— ucts.—Exchange. grounds and other Free Attractions. Atlantic. A whole week of pleasure and profit. $20,000 offered on premiums on Agricultural, Livestock, Poultry, Text’’*71 Made Two Foes With One Sketch. Scutari in Albania is needlessly con­ fused with Its namesake on tbe Bospo­ rus in Asia Minor because one place is always spelled and pronounced Skodra, except in western Europe. Edward Lear, the painter who invented “Lim­ ericks." had a quaint adventure here. He had made a drawing of his host iu Skodra costume when a younger broth­ er of the model came iu and wanted to be sketched. Ia?ar for lack of paper was obliged to mnke a smaller portrait of him on the same page. Thereupon the younger exclaimed in a fury of in­ dignation: “It is true I am younger, but 1 am not smaller than my brother. Why do you act so insultingly?” Be­ fore the amazed artist could apologize the elder brother added. "If you thluk to win my esteem by a compliment paid me at tbe expense of my brother you are greatly mistaken.” Lear adds, “I bad made two enemies by one sketch, tbe injured brothers bowing me out with looks of thunder.”—Loudon Stand­ ard. Hair High In the Air. Women's hair used to be dressed to an amazing height in days of old. Formerly doorways had to be height­ ened to accommodate the eighteenth century woman of fashion. Mario Antoinette’s hairdresser had to mount a stool In order to get above his work. Women of that time had to kneel In their coaches to get their head cover­ ing Inside or drive with their beads out of window. Mme. de Genlls was caught by her hair while hastening to greet Voltaire at Ferney, but escaped Absalom’s fate, her balr remaining on the bough. And the Duchesse de Chartres had room on her balr one evening for a miniature man-of war In full sail, on another for a representa­ tion of her little son, Louis Philippe, sleeping in tbe lap of bis nurse. Taking Alt th, Siam«. "I was a fool ever to marry JOO. aobbed Mrs. Winks “Now, my dear.” aald Winks nobly “I cannot permit you to taka the blan*“ for that It was I who was the fool for ever asking you. The mistake wa« not yours, but mine.” — Harper's Weekly '°"Don't be at all sorry for him. old man. He has tbe lsugb on me all right "-Life. A Littto Mixed. Sport.man—I wonder wb.t’. biKome I Mike? 1 told him to meet mo here fortune teller. 'tto no tto. tailin’ him “Oh I know that” replied the beau­ tiful girl, "but I’d like to And out. what anything! Shore, aorr, ot jo«t goe« L at w»» -r 00t “ tb* . we are going to do with tb. Ilk. wether off . duck'. ttocki-Un for. aa be aaya. they certainly need * mother’s car«.”-8t Louis Republic. don Tit Bit». gam. Thing- Wife (bftteriy.-How ran you to i <«.»• wav? Too know tbst I ««ver ^.«ter you for money. Hub-No. bet fa ' 1 . ___ thinc-a from do.— ■SIU* £> “>««• ' Boston Transcript ’ —. I Prapar«! Never write on " •» first having read von and never read on a aubject till have thought jouhm M hungry o» ■»- Richter. ______ it to no nw to mak« bar £ „D .bine, unte«« you «•* « oaae I cuver befuc» Il ral nA-E*« b*”«* i I I Audible Light. The optophone is an Instrument which makes light audible. It Is based on the well known property possessed by selenium of changing its resistance when illuminated. A sensitive indlca tor cun be made to move by merely bolding a lighted match over a seleni um cell to which Is attnehed nn electric battery. This movement is iu the opto phone attached to a telephone arrange meat and so made audible. By this means, though the blind cannot actu­ ally see. they lire able to locate light by tbe sound. A striking experiment with tbe optophone Is to point the camera like box to a window and adjust to “silence." Then if the hand is passed across the open end its passage Is Indi cated by a rasping sound. If the In strument Is adjusted for darkness light produces n sound varying with its In .Moonlight can be distinctly tensity. beard, while sunlight makes a roaring sound. Gaelic. Gaelic Is the language of the high landers of Scotland. The name belongs also to the sister languages of Ireland Hie Prix, Garden. arrd the Isle of Man. but these have other names more commonly applied , Somebody asked old Doc Qnlglev to them- Irish and Manx-and tbe why be didn't trim off bis •crugglv term Gaelic is usually reaerved for heard. that spoken in Scotland. The three •Not on your life,” he replied languages were originally one and ••Them whiskers is th* only thing I now stand In much tbe same relation ever had any luck In raisin*—an* It to each other that broad Scotch does took me »even day» a week an’ twen ty four hours «day for twenty three to king’s English. years to bring 'em to their present Plain state of perfectionf’—Cleveland “ * Mi,placed Sympathy. “You don’t mean to say that Dugeon Dealer. “Dear me! You don’t aayl Poor fel- any girl I've ever met" "And wbnt did father sayT • He said to try and meet some mo Iprto."—Corneil Widow. Dancing Birds. One of tbe many strange sights on the plains of southern Africa Is a par­ ty of waltzing ostriches. Their queer antics have been described thus: "When there are a number of them they will start off In the morning and after running a few hundred yards will stop and with raised wings will whirl rapidly round till they are stupefied or perhaps break a leg. The males pose also before fighting and to make their court. They kneel on their ankles, opening their wings and balancing tbAnselves alternately forward nud backward or to one side or the other, while the neck Is stretched on n level with the back and the head strikes tbe sides, now on the right, now on the left, while tbe feathers are bristling. Tbe birds appear at this time so ab­ sorbed In their occupation as to forget all that Is going on around them and can be approached and caught The male alone utters a cry, which sounds much like an effort to speak with tbe mouth shut tight” An Easy Choice. “You must choose between shouted Blnx. “You can’t have both When that dressmaker was last in this bouse I vowed that she should neve« come again. 1 have had all I’m ever going to have of being under the same roof with two semi nutty women and requiring a rake every morning to gel the odd pieces of cloth out of mj clothes. I shall never again sit at my meals bearing the whir of that cursed sewing machine and listening to a lot of plaited, milled, cut bias and flounc ed talk In which I have no chance to join The day that woman comes I go Make your decision now. Do you choose your husbund or your dress maker?" With limpid eyes the Indy looked npon her busband. Then sbe breathed a sigh and said: "Well. denr. If you mint go what can say?”—New York Globe. ^-Yaf •ir: »nd I married bls widow.” A Rebuff. "1 told father I loved you mors than Fifty-Second Annual OREGON STATE FAIR, SALEM, SEPT. 29th--0CT. 4th, 1913. How to Get Rugs Cleaned. She told tbe agent for the vacuum A Fair Compromise. cleaner that sbe really did Intend to A partner in one of the theatrical buy one, but could not decide which to producing firms of the city of New choose. It was at this time that an­ York had occasion to hire an actor to other agent, for another vacuum clean­ play a small part in a drama he was er, came around tbe corner of the putting out A rather well known ac­ north side home. An argument ensued. tor, who values himself and his art "This cleaner is nickel plated; It is with a proper appreciation, applied for light and compact, tbe rubber is the the place. best vulcanized’’— “You play a full blood Sioux Indian,” “My machine, lady,” Interrupted the explained the manager. "The salary is second agent, "is the lightest and $50 a week.” most durable machine on the market “My dear boy,” said the actor in a It ls”- pained tone, "I’ve never worked for “Excuse me,” said the woman of the less than $100. A hundred dollars is house. Sbe was absent a moment then I my regular price.” reappeared with a rug. "Fifty dollars!” said the manager “We shall see now which Is the bet­ calmly. "Take it or leave it” The actor ter.” she said. thought it over a minute. Ten minutes later she excused her­ “I’ll take it,” he said, “but 1 can’t self again and entered the bouse with play a full blood Indian for $50. I’ll a spotless rug. Two agents shook hands play him as a half breed 1”—Saturday and swore they would “never tell.”— Evening Post Indianapolis News. Find Something New. In 1644 tbe possibilities of tbe sub­ marine were first propounded, while from tbe very earliest times men have conceived tbe idea of flying with wings like birds. There Is no reason what­ ever to doubt tbe fact that Arcbytas of Tarentum, about 394 years before i the Christian era. constructed an au- j tomaton pigeon thnt would fiy. Turn­ ing to other latter day inventions, as they are generally regarded, it might be mentioned that switchback railways were constructed more than a hundred years ago. and looping the loop was a sensation In Paris in 1833, while roller skating, which came up as a nc/w in­ vention about forty years ago. was being Indulged in by our forefathers U,«, For Quartz. n the manufacture of sonps and pol- as far back as 1829. ng powders quartz to preferred to •' <■» Mad on account of Its whiteness The Yolk of an Egg. After tbe fast of Lent medieval cus­ 2,ADgUlarltJ Quartz crushed and «to«« to various sizes is used In the tom Insisted that an egg should be wnufarture of sandpaper aud sand eaten on Easter day. According to tbe I«- 8 8C0U>1ng agent, for “frost- I-ondon Mncet. this rule was based on ' n”8 wlth •an<1 blast apparatus. sound medical principles, for the only , k" oi massive quartz and substance in the yolk Is lecithin, and i «rtzite are used In the chemical in- lecithin is a favorite drug with doctors ii • s M 8 <"ler f°r ac*d towers and who have patients suffering from nerv­ „ 111 ln c°PPer smelting Ground ous disorders. Tbe quantity of the , 1 " *ls° used I d filters and In drug administered at a time corre­ ieterg^t^*” dentists aa a I sponds almost exactly with the quan­ tity found in a normal new laid egg. ’My September 11, IÖI3. - narHnt *>■ CanMrvation. Mra. Knk-ktr-l tboogbt y»a prom plants oaed it toll op-~N«< Tof> 8o,t ». »nie would live bwiMtb tM — •«— jleory Drammopd- I Ths Compliment. "Oh. ma. I passed, and th* teacher spoke about me partic’larly. It made my face red to hear her." "That was fine! What did she soy about you. dear?” "She an Id sbe never expected I’d [«so at all "—Cleveland Plain Dealer. J.dg. and Juatieo. Her Wltnraa-Ton know that Jnatl*«- to blind fair Defendant (adding tbe flnldilng tone boa to her toilet«— I know that Joatlre la blind; but, thank good oeaa. tlia judge la not-Exchange. Probably »ho Woo. Artl«t (angrily«—Ko. • <•»»'* w*n* • •todef I only (Mint flowers and fruit Model MMRltingty»- Ob. that's all right every on* «aye I’m a peach.-I'kllst'.l phut Ledger. < ■ .uj Free Camp «¡rounds.- You are invited. Send for Premium List and Entry Blanks. Reduced rates on all railroads. For particulars address FRANK MEREDITH, Secretary, Salem, Ore. X kp&y Some of the Reasons Why JL—**** A -'erfecfZJafcer —absolutely dependable, every day, year in. year out. Built uu honor, of the best materials. Outwear» Three Ordinary Ranges The only range maJt entirely of charcoal and malleable iron. 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