1 illamook Headlight, journahan^ In R usoib * «Tbe style of Kuxslan Jou-nnllsm," Stepbeu Grabatu. I d "Changing h ' us »I i , n 08 t rcfre , hln ,! T be irevity of the sentence nnd tbe para- h'h:i» lx-eu developed to the abso- ‘'.j' | opened Satlrlkon one day to j“(1 heading the Drat article on the “ . page: Spit lu my eye, reader! Lt right in m.v eye!’ -Tbere 1» nothing in English or IBericao Journalism equal to that Rllt such a sentence la not exceptional. ,ets the tone of the pnper. and Ra tlrlkon is rend by every one, from tbe undent to the grand duke. Every one wh0 would not mlsa something essen- ..‘l |n tbe Russian soul should look it gatfrikon. • • * It Is horrible, but It I, instructive. It Is even powerful ,nd refreshing if you can enter Into ttB spirit without losing your own. It K forceful, brutal, cynical. Rabelat ^n • ’ • Deeplte Ito monstrous pic tures and its style, which permits all things. It is yet a family journal. There b nothing In It that tbe Russian wom- (n finds objectionable.” Oaniel O’Connell’« Blarney. Daniel O'Connell, says the British Weekly, spoke once to over 100,000 persons at an open air meeting in Bir mingham. In those days women work ed In the mines, and two or three rows of grimy, stalwart damsels, black and robust, with a blackness and robust ness hardly ever seen now. formed themselves in front of them. O’Connell rose and began. “Sur rounded. as I am. by the fair, the gen tie and the good”— Dp went the grimy «rms. and the grimy throats roared applause. The fair, the gentle and the good cheered every sentence after that, and as they almost alone in the vast audi ence could hear what was said, their cheering was of some importance, be cause when they applauded the people behind applauded, and so on. till the outermost ring was reached, which rendered Its tribute to the concluding sentence of the speech some time after it was over. Merry Moving Timo In Quobeo. Tipping In Austria. 1"°" MP« It. the Dnlted States.” writes a luan froll. 1 r«s«e- wh<. vislte.) this couutry for the first time two years ago, »re umre liberal than w " t ,°H’ n*l** t. but ...ch a thing tl[!"in'7 ris7l'0UfU',,0.r" “>>he hl n r “ ,1We the u.tom Is „-ell established that the refusal of a conductor on a Buchs Innsbruck train to accept a thtukgeld from a pasaenger who bad been allow ed to ride alone iu a compartment has cnuserl unusual comment. The title ’White Raven’ was conferred on tbe condmtor. who emphasized his dis pleasure at being tempted by having the passenger summoned before a magistrate on the charge of attempted bribery. Do not let that trouble you however, when you come here be cause the tipping malefactor was die- charged, and the magistrate's con teiuptuous look at the conductor Indi cated that his opinion of a man who would not take a tip was unfit for publication "-New York Tribune. Cooked Meats. Boiled meat may lose some of its best foodstuff properties if too much water Is used in Its boiling or If It is taken from the water in which it Is boiling, instead of allowing It to re main and recover by absorption some of Its valuable properties Eight pounds of beef after it is boiled will weigh six and a half pounds. After It Is baked it will lose two pounds and six ounces. After It Is roasted It will lose three pounds and ten ounces. Otb er meat loses almost In the same pro portlous when It is cooked. It will be noticed that roasting meat causes it to decrease considerably more than boll Ing. One great trouble, of course, in boiling meat Is that it loses nearly 45 per cent of Its mineral matter and 12 per cent of Its fats and nearly 8 per cent of Its protelds. Housewives should not worry over this, however, when it is known that there Is a great er percentage of nutriment In cooked ■meats, notwithstanding the loss by cooking, than there Is In raw meats.— New York American. Jlay day Is scarcely a merry one tn the provluce of Quebec. Yearly leases Satisfied His Curiosity. prevail and expire April 30, so that the Bayard Taylor’s widest fame was 1st of May is removal day. In Mont won as a traveler nnd a lecturer on his real and other large centers of the travels. He prided himself on his province many quaint scenes are to be poetry more than on his prose. One witnessed. Hud^t Is held that you will can Imnglne therefore the sort of grim see more furniture knocking about the amusement lie felt In telling this story streets M.ay'l than you ever saw in any —and he often told It to his friends: second tnind dealer's emporium. Many “I had delivered a lecture tn a rural peculiar customs have come into being town out west, and several of my audi through this habit of the Quebec Cana tors were accosting me with expres dians of Hitting or removing at the sions of their satisfaction. One person same time. One of the most remarka in particular was effusively eager, say ble is that for the first three days of ing: ’1 am delighted. Mr Taylor, to the month houses are held in common— make your acquaintance. 1 have read that is to say. If the people Into whose everything you have ever written and bouse you are moving have been un have greatly enjoyed It all.’ This was able to get away before your arrival pleasant to hear. and. as be grasped you may all live together until May 3. my hand with evident friendship, 1 re when you can compel your predeces sponded with a request for his opinion sors to make their final exit—London of my poetry. A look of overwhelming Spectator. astonishment and perplexity came into his face. ’Your poetry!’ be exclaimed Good Pay For Hermits. ’Have you ever written any poetry?’ Hermits were a century or more This. 1 need not tell you. fully satisfied back regarded as a picturesque feature my curiosity.”—Chicago Record-Herald. of country bouses, Samuel Rogers re cords that "Archibald Hamilton, aft Mad Paul of Ruaaia. erward Duke of Hamilton, advertised Russia’s first Paul was uo less in- for a bermit as an ornament to bls sane than his father, Peter III., al pleasure grounds, and it was stipulat though bls madness was longer In ed that tbe said bermit should have manifesting itself. So violent was bis L... his beard shaved but once a year, and hatred of tbe revolutionary rouud bats, that only partially." Mark Powyss. a fashion imported from France, tbnt the squire of Marcbam, in Lancashire, one day tie sent 200 iiollce and dra offered £50 a year for life to auy man goons to scour the streets of St. Peters willing to live as a hermit on bis estate burg and tear them from the beads of for seven years. He was to be well all who wore them Ile'banlsbed all supplied with provisions and books the cabmen from his capital because and other comforts and In return bad one of them waA-Mund with a pair of to abstain from straying beyond his Pistols on him/ Hundreds of bls ofii hermitage nnd from cutting bls hair, cers nnd corfrtiers were sent In chains beard or nails. Tbe offer was accept to Sfl>«ki for a glance or a word that ed by a man who abode by the condi displeased him. many without any tions for four years and then threw up rariise at all. and he sent an entire tbe Job.—Ix>ndon Chronicle. regiment on a 2.000 mile march be ,..mse in drilling It bad failed to un derstand one of his Indistinct words Care of the Teeth. The teeth should be washed In of comninnd. tepid water Inside hs well as outside with a fairly stiff toothbrush In the Aerial Analysis. morning and t^e’ fast thing at night. ;r the Lite Wilbur Wright ever had a This hel|>s gTeatly to preserve them, romance he managed to keep the as tl»e primary cause of dental decay secret, and no one seemed to know 1» the decoin[x>sltlon of particles of he was not without views However. -, — food left between the teeth after a on the subject A reporter once asked . ' "Its meal Washing with a stiff brush dis him why be had •• never married. III III W U » ov lodges these particles, and rinsing the ,he thing In the world to drive mouth freely afterward with some n» neroplnne." be answered. "a>i<! Its warm disinfectant mouth wash com ju«t ns easy to get married." Then he pletely removes them. nfldcd. ’’Women and aeropianes are s much alike that you can t analyxe either until you get them going He Perpetrated It. The Doctor—Tbe janitor of the build lug where I live says bis father and Bending the Truth. grandfather made their living by work Bls Wife .at the other end►-Well, it big nt similar jobs in the old country. you’re already asked Mr Low to dine huv® tO ni8D«lE6 The Professor (slightly irritated)—Well, •t wilh US , I suppose f*ll I 11 have to m what do you want me to say—that be somehow, but you know ' ‘lk follows in the footsteps of his projapi- him tip mt this end I—She say4* e e / .D wLe U UcU ed to tors?—Chicago Tribune. death to see you.-Exchange. ExperienoeM. Ad Vertysen—We want a man who knows both how to keep his mouth closed aud bow to stave off tbe curt- Appllcant—1 think I would suit 1 used to be clerk in an informa- bureau.—London Punch. I Reason Versus Passion. little finger.’’—Judge. Edmund Burke said. "Taking the whole view of life, it Is more safe to Advance Information, live under tbe Jurisdiction of severe but we need brains io our •■Young mau. steady reason than under tbe empire of I ^usines» ’ I’m indulgent but caprklous passion ’’ . ■ ■ 'Í know you ^‘’‘..^pZffinJora looking fur * J',b *** An Exception. American______ Rriggs—They say that two beads are b"’ter (linn one. Grigg»—That's all • Ths Fourth Dit"*"«'«"- .. ... what is the fourth di nu»talu> Both my wife am! I want to Tommy-f w one fits tx head of the house, mid It doesn’t nwnsion? ^“ bv mother bas it- r^rf to.hkm Your mother Work at alt- Roxton Transcript Sfw York Son_____ He doth not lack an almanac wkw y»»uth I. It: his soul.-Oliver Wendell The Minutest of Shells. Among tbe minute existence« upon the (ace of tbe gloire that have been elevated by means of the microscope Into an honored position of InDepeml ence are the fora tuf ui fera, mostly ma • hie atoms Inhabiting many chambered -ells At one time they were consid ered molluaca. at another they were ranked among tbe Infusoria, aud even- tually they were settled comfortably lu the subkiugdow protozoa The <-alcu reous shells have In tbe past formed vast deposits of chalk. They are often today congregated as realms of sand These animals are not always minute but generally they are subjects impera lively demanding tbe lens. Au ounce of sand has been known to contain 8.000 of their shells, and in the West Indies tbe figure once ran Into millions Your object under tbe naked eye seems to be merely a pinch of brown eaud. under the microscope you have a great variety of tbe loveliest lllliputian shells, representlug every variety of form known to tbe couebologist ylor, we canno^r\^ prarMb ea like WM« «• «*•-» l V [‘•77) KiÄ.' Nettle Pottage. w regaled with nettle Mr Pepys I... porridge at the house of s friend nnd found It "very good.” The same deli cacy Is referred to by Evelyn in bls diary. The nettle In fact, which tbe Ignorant dismiss as an unpleasant weed, is callable of doing all sorts of things for man. A Scot was able to boast that he had eaten nettles, slept In nettle sheets and dined off a nettle tablecloth Spring nettle tops boiled In pottage, according to an old authority onaiime the phlegmatic superfluities lr the body of many that the coldness and moisture of tbe winter leave be be hind."—London Standard. Candor Gono Mad. * The Range With A Reputation Both Phones. Residence and Office in Whitehouse Residence. TILLAMOOK, OREGON Some of the Reasons Why DENTIST. Outwears Three Ordinary Ranges Commercial Building, Tbe onfy range made entirely of charcoal and malleable inn. Malleable iron can't break- charcoal iron won’t ruet like eteel. Economical In Fuel ■o ■ DENTIST. (Over F. R. ___________ _ Good Excuse. He (to hie wife- who bas not been feeling well and who has consulted a phvsiciani—Writ what did the doctor sbe-He thinks it is not very st rions But do you know, dea resit one ran ne'er tell At «Il «vento I «bah go to Ostend —Fliegende Blatter. Good Leek Fer Him. •pinmly is a shiftless fellow ’ •That’s tro«. H’« w*" ot * stroke of gmd luck Is being able to strike «mnetvdy for • loan "-n»n»ton Font The Great y Mi bought - office. Oregon LELAND HENDERSON JOHN I ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT-LAW. £ Til R ange ——A i Made of Charcoal Iron, adding 300% to life of Range T illamook B lock , ^Charcoal and Malleable Iron -V . k- mook bin ah copper reservoir which heats like a tea kettle, through a copper pocket st am peel from one piece of copper, setting ugainst left hand lining of Are box. It boils 15 gallons or water in a very f”*v minutes and by turning a lever the trams* anti reservoir move« away from fire. An exclusive patented Majestic feature. Open » th ! p U i pan does away with shoveling ushes venri&ir» d ash pit prevents floor from catching lire ash cup catches aahen. Ask us to show you the greatest improvement ever put in a range. Don't buy the range yon expect to last a life time "unaignt. unseen,’* or you’ll l>e sure to ba dis appointed. Come to our store, and see the Great Majestic — have its many exclusive feature« ex plained find out why the Majestic is 300« stronger than all other ranges where moat ranges are weakest. It is the beta range al any price and U should ba in your lutehen, BOTTS» T. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW.' Complete Set of Abstract Books in Office. Taxes PasA for Non Residents. T illamook B lock , .... Oregon. Both Phones. Tillumook FOR SALE BY ¿7. 'A,: ALEK. McNAIR QARL IS CALLON ALL C0PPE« RE5LRVOIR | ÌL ' HABKRLACH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. It Should Be In Your Kitchen WILL GIVE YOU BOILING WATtW^ Entire Top Doors ana Frames made of Malleable Won. Can't break ijr crack Oregon. Room No. 261. T ili . amook B rock , Tillamook Oregon. (J BORGE WILLETT, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Tii.LAMtxtK C ommercial B uilding , Tillamook Ocean Crest Apartments, • Oregon. M.D. T. BOAI.S, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON. ELMORE PARK T illamook B lock , Tillamook All Furnished for light Housekeeping. Modern conveniences. Just the place to spend s. a week or two. • M. Oregon. HERRON, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON T illam < x > k B lock , Tillamook I Coal, Cement, Lime, Brick, Shingles, Drain Tile, Plaster, Roof Paint Oregon. C. HAWK, PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, I I Bay City Oregon. sarchet , T The Fashionable Tailor • Cleaiiing, Pressing und Repairing a Speciulty. LAMB SCHRADER COMPANY. Store in Heins Photographic DOCK«: WARKHOU3B. FRONT STREET, - Gallery. BETWEEN Ind3rd AVKNCE WEST GOY NE, H. ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office • The best Baker Built ffivefed, "0< bolted like o locomoirvel n 0 3 fo ^' boiler Putta ever built < O ppobitb Covit r Tillamook * H ovsk , Oregon, c Cp SHARP, [RESIDENT DENTIST, Ofllce ; Corn mereiai Block, Tillamook E J. AMERICA’S BEST RANGF Tbe Arcadian li n i . rsnge.ar.d Cays s pcrfccl belief for a life- boiler, built of malleable Iron and charcoal iron riveted together Indead of being bolted I together. Made airtl-ht wlihout the use of k »love putty to crumble and fall out, as hap pens in caii iron and so- called Reel ranges, allow ing false drafts to fau th« fire or deaden IL , T\e ktctliuk It Mt« will f»*v«r fate« wrfl »lw«y» <te •<rf.<it tekmr. msiig • thi/4 taM fnd thw r — m — raarca, r «Md te ••• nb wit* lekxh m«k««ll appear Ilk« m»*. U paysfor llMHf ovwKAdovwvin tbafwai Haavaa, •ay of t».» »ay It Makes a womaa « rtr ar ««4 «Mow* b«r te d« pet teat ba it. THB ARCADIAN IS (OLD BY UB. CLAUSSEN, LAWYER. Jone s-Knudson Furniture Co ADVOKAT. DEUTSCHER time t cause il I» bulit Eke a locomotive ’ I Oregon. i I 2!» T illamook B lock . Tillamook J • Oregon K. REEDY, D.V M., VETERINARY. Both Phones. Tillamook w • G. PHYSICIAN Mutual Iwre». "Hawk!. papa rails yon a fortune hunter I tn sorry I’m rich " •So am I- Everybody will eay tbs’ Beals Tillamook An English labor agitator and An M P denied In New York that he vised murder aa a strike weapon. "Such advice on my part." said "would be candid Indeed, wouldn’t ft? It would I* candor gone mad It would like the well dressed lady In the de partment store who approached tbe floorwalker and said candidly: •”1 hare kleptomania Wbat would you advise me to take for it?* -El- Tillamook. JJjR. JACK OLSEN, The reams of the Afa/««fic are riveted (not put together with b- Its and stove putty)—they will always remain air tight, -r--? because neither heat nor cold affects them. The Majeetic ; j] c en is hued throughout with pure aebeetot board. ' 1 h *ld in place by an open iron grating you van see it —and it ftays there always. A t tight joints and pure asbestos I d ng- assure an even baking heat, saving one-half the fuel. Al! doots drop to form rigid shelves. Nv springe. Mal'table iron oven racks dide out automatkaUy. hold- tnar whatever they contain. » ALLEN (Successor to Dr. Sharp), .4 **rfecf absolutely di'pendable, every day, year in. year out. Built on honor, of the best materials. The Scleroscope. This little Invention has been de scribed as a kind of mechanical Anger intended to discriminate by delicacy of touch between various substances sub mitted to It. The ready detection of the degree of harduess and elasticity of various surfaces is Its special func tion. It consists essentially of a little weight, like the hammer of a pile driver, which Is allowed to fall inside a tube placed upright on the surface to be tested. The bottom of the hammer, which weighs only a few grams. Is finished with a blunted diamond. In tended to give It the requisite hard ness. After a fall ft rebounds, and a carefully graduated scale on the tube, Indicating the height of the rebound, shows the degree of hardness of the surface experimented with. On a piece of ordinary steel the hammer rebounds nine tenths of the height of its fall Ths Clocks We Wear. The three marks on the back of a glove and the clocks on a stocking are due practically to the same clrcum stance. The glove marks correspond to the fourchette pieces between the fingers, and In other days these pieces were continued along the back of the hand, braid being used to conceal the sen ms A somewhat similar origin Is assign ed to the ornamental clock on the stocking In the days when stockings were made of cloth the seams occurred where the clocks do now, the ornamen tation then being used to conceal the sen ms. The useless little bow In the leather baud lining a man’s hat is a survival of the time when a hat was made by taking a piece of leather, boring two holes through It and drawing ft up with ■ piece of string.—Exchange: HEWITT, OSTEOPATHIC PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, 088 1 E 1 NIC Al. SPECIALIST. £JR. ELMER Postcards In Inquisitive India. India is the only country perhaps In which the postcard may be said to be a real success, remarks a writer In T P.’s Weekly of London. In India II exactly supplied a want. The card Is cheap (it costs only a halfpenny), aud It Is complete In itself. Stamps aud envelopes have to be wetted. The guui may have been made of the hoofs or horns of the cow. aud the thought of possible defilement of caste comes in. The postcard has no drawback Its publicity, which makes English peop'e dislike It, Is not considered a disadvantage by the Indian, He reads other people's letters as a matter of course aud expects other people to read bls. I have often seen a postman seated by the street side sorting out his postcards, surrounded by an inter ested little crowd. He aud they are reading ns many of the post cards as there Is time for. and uo one appears conscious of Irregularity in the pro ceeding. change ••What could »he do In » circus. 4 >e might be the strong woman September 4, IOI3. Oregon. 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