Tillamook Headlight, July 31, 1013. semi it hurtling toward the opposi­ tion goal. of course it is dansrer- oiih — a collisaion in always im­ Comiig to Tillamook August minent—and now and again, when a machine Arises an ofiBtiuclion 5th, Street Pageant tlie oar is throw n into tlie air and lands upside .’own; but tlic-c i.re 10:30 A.M- things to Im expected in the game An a rule, however, the n acliiiie« The (Management of tlie Oklahoma swerve just in time to prevent them Ranch Wild West show, which ex con.ing in forcib’e contai I, one of hibits in Tillamook Tuesday, Au­ the mallet men is fortunate enough gust 5th. announce«, as an especial­ to strike the ball and .«end it flying ly-added new feature one of tlie into the air. only to love it stopped moat aenantional acta ever preseit- by tlie mallet man in one of the op ed in a Wild West arena Auto position cars Ti en conies a Polo tlie title of this re-nurkulile struggle tlie cars fl . ing buck and act, euggeHts the charui ter of the forth, to and fro, with the speed of performance, but does not give an a locomotive tlie mullet man keen adequate idea of its strenuoiisnesa of eve and with every muscle at a or tlie tense excitement it creatts. tension, utilizing every opportunity In Auto Pol i, four racing ma­ to re.K'li tlie b ill, until by some chines are utilized—two on each lucky strike the “Jcither” is sent •ide. Each machine carries a mal­ over tlie line and a go. I i- scored. let man and a chauffeur It i< tlie Alito Polo which has all tlie mallet man who strikes the hall and churac - oi Pony Polo, but endeavors to get it over the enemy's w til a teristii thousand added incitements, goal; but it is the chauffeur who is flic novelty of the yc::r, and is drives the auto, and who has tbe pre-eminently in keeping witli the responsibility of keeping out of tiie strenoiia < liaracter of Itie Oklahoma way of the other machines. Ranch Wild West show, which of­ Tlie machines are lined up tie­ border exhibition, hind the goals, two on each cud. fers a tremendous famous Mullhalls, headed by the As tiie signal shot rings out the and comprehe 'ding- every known machines dart into the aret.ii. feature Wes! life, Scores of While one machine from eu h si !e cowboys of Wild cowgirls, 1 ml an-, Mexi- swings around, guarding tlie re­ can Vaqueros (' «sacks iiml other spective goals, tlie others ill's 1 across tbe arena, each driver en­ in’eresting ch traders appear in deavoring to readi tlie lea fier be the arena and in the preliminary fore the “enemy’’—each daring col­ parade wlrcli tlie management uf- lision and possible < isas e in I e fers the public a 10 .X) a.in on the effort to reach tile ball (¡.stand morning oi the exhibition. A REAL BIG CIRCUS A DARING SCOUT. PERFORATED COINS. Unde Sam Tried Them Several Times, but Without Success. His Quick Wit Fooled tho Federal» and Saved His Nock. I Wat Bowie, a scout for the Confeder­ Perforated coins were uever in fa­ vor in tbe United States, though vari­ ate army, was a young Maryland law­ ous efforts were made to popularize yer nt tbe time tbe great conflict be­ them. Tbe first Uuited States coin gan. After mouths of successful work with a perforated center was a gold he was captured and taken to Wash­ dollar issued in UGH, which had a ington and sentenced to be banged. square hole lu the middle of the He imide Ills escape, and in “On Has plam bet it was the forerunner of the nrdous Service" W. G. Beymer tells of gold dollar issued by tbe United States tbe weeks that he was followed by se­ mint in 1849. The coin was engraved, cret service men aud small details of Federal cavnlry and bow by bis very not struck from dies. Tbe next United States coin with a audacity and quick wit be escaped re­ perforated center was issued from tbe capture. He blundered Into a camp of them Philadelphia mint in 1850 and was of the denomination of 1 cent. It was one morning at dawn aud saw instant­ about the size of the bronze cent now ly that retreat was Impossible; they in use. At that time the large, old were ready to open tire with a dozen fashioned copper cent was In general revolvers. Without hesitation he strode circulation, and the perforated coin re­ up to the men aud shouted Indignantly: “You make mighty free with my ceived tbe name of “ring cent” Tbe rails! With all this wood round you designer reasoned that by means of the perforation tbe cent could be dis­ did not need to burn my fences.” He tinguished by touch from the dime. seemed very angry. “Who are you?" a corporal stam­ Another perforated cent Issued the same year showed two rings in the mered. “The owner of the rails, of course!" field with tlie words, “Cent. One-tenth Silver.” IJje reverse showed an olive And then, apparently somewhat mol­ wreath around the perforation and the lified, he went on: "Well, well! War words. "United States of America." I Is war. but don't do any more damage The mint authorities undertook to than you can help, boys.” He sat design u coin that would answer all down with them to their breakfast and requirements, and the pieces were chatted with them pleasantly. One of struck with both pierced and perfect them asked if he hud seen Wat Bowie i centers lu silver, copper, nickel and and described him accurately, At the coni|H>sition metal, six varieties In all. description they all stared at him and without counting the various metals, moved uneasily, in doubt ns to what the ' but none of the designs was favored was to be done. He tallied with by the government authorities, and description In every respect But bls consequently they were never put In Insolence in walking up to them and general circulation. | upbraiding them for burning “his” Tlie only gold half dollar ever pro- rails made them doubt their own eyes. "Why. yes.” he drawled. “Wat Bo­ duced at the United States mint was struck In 1852 It had a perforation wie was In these parts last week. 1 in tbe center, a nd the obverse showed know him well. They say be has gone a wavy circle around tbe perforation, to the north part of the county, where with the Inscription. "United States of he balls from. I don't know, though, America." around the border. The re­ as to that" verse was blank Tbe coin was ex- [ Then rising nud stretching himself actly half the weight of the dollar. he looked down Into their doubt Oiled Regardless of the generally accepted eyes and laughed at them—laughed in idea the gold fifty cent pieces with their very faces—and said: “I'm glad you all met me on m' own which tbe public Is familiar were not an issue of the United States, but were land. You might have made trouble manufactured by California Jewelers. | for me elsewhere, for they all say I There has not been any attempt to in- look like him a lot Goodby, boys! traduce the perforated coin in tho I Good luck!" Uuited States since 1884. In that year two pieces of the denominations of 1 AUSTIN’S EGOTISM and 5 cents were issued nt the Phila­ delphia mint—Harper's Weekly. It Cropped Out Strong In Comparing I Himself With Tennyson. Turkish Names. On onr visiting list are Mrs. Ilya- clnth, Mrs. Tulip. Mrs. Appletree and Mrs. Nightingale, 1 am also happy enough to possess the acquaintance of Mrs. Sweetmeat, Mrs. Diamond. Mrs. Air—though some know ber as Mother Eve—Miss May-She-Laugh and Master He-Waited. This last appellation seemed to me so curious that I inquir­ ed Into It aud learned that my young gentleman waited to be born. These are not surnames, you understand, for no Turk owns such a thing. To tell one Mistress Hyacinth from anoth­ er you ndd tlie name of her man. And in his case nil you can do is to tack on his father's-you could hardly say Christian—name.—H G. Dwight in At­ Ian tie. Wild Schemes of Dinocrates. The most remarkaole proposal ever made about Mount Athos was that of the architect Dinocrates. His plan was to cut it into tbe shape of a gi­ gantic statue of Alexander tbe Great, holding In tlie right hand a city, in the left a tank that was to receive all the waters of the region. Alexander was much taken with tbe scheme. But It was eventually rejected on the ground that the neighboring country was not fertile enough to feed tbe Inhabitants of the projected city. Another of Dlnoc- rates' plans was n temple to the wife of King Ptolemy of Egypt, with a roof of loadstones that would keep an Iron statue of her floating In the air. Ths Earth's Shadow. The earth has n shadow. but very few ever see It. except In eclipses of tlie moon, or else few recognize It when they see It Nevertheless many of us have noticed on tine. cloudless evenings In summer shortly before •unset a rosy pink arc on the horizon opposite the sun. with a bluish gray segment under It As the suu sinks the are rises until It attains the zenith and even passes It Thia is the shadow of the eurth. when you begin craving rough, high-proof, strong, whiskey when flavor, delicacy and age no longer appeal to you cut out drinking. Cyrus Noble is pure, old and palatable— Bottled at drinking strength Costs no more than any other good whiskey. * > ♦ Premonition. I W. J. Van Schuyvcr & Co., General Agents Portland, Oregon Kating nuta ia rec iimirmieti for halilnesa Wliat bliss to add pink lemonade and a circus ticket in ill -Il a cause . Nicaragua reporta a eerie« of heavy earthquakes. The »uliject in not aa interesting aa if the ist linn.in i alai hail be n built there I I’ Ananias were alive he might humbly apply for inembetehip in the Mulhall Club Foreign nations ash if Mexico is to )*■ everlastingly the scene of civil war of the meat choatic kind. There is nothing to show that Mexi­ co is prepared toanswcruegatixeh. Austin might almos.t be said to rival James McNeil Whistler as having giv­ en rise to humorous anecdotes—with tills difference, that while the anec­ dotes of Whistler exploited his wit or his superb arrogance (“Why lug In Velasquez?"» those of Austin were bas­ ed on little more than tbe fatuous self esteem which enabled him (If ability is the word) in 1870, in his volume of so called criticism, "Tbe Poetry of the Period.” to attack Tennyson. Brown­ ing. Matthew Arnold and Swinburne ns If the author of tbe book were the superior of I he whole pack of them. It mis apparently not this book, but a later criticism written in 1885. which led Austin to boast of his friendship .with Swinburne and to declare that, though lie had been forced to criticise Swinburne, the latter had not permit­ ted it to disturb their relations. It proved that Austin's criticism bad at­ tracted so little attention that Swin­ burne had not even heard of it. and when, following Austin's boast, he took pains to read It be became very angry and would have nothing to do with Austiu. It was the same fatuity which led Austiu in his autobiography to adver­ tise his owu ultra respectability as compared with tbe possible “low tone" of others. Tennyson might be acquit­ ted perhaps of once using an Improper I word In conversation, but Tennyson certainly smoked, Austin never.— Springfield Republican. June Butter Fat ftj«, — DINING ON SHIPBOARD. Different Now From What It Wso Whin Dickons Visited Us. When Dickens came over to America some seventy odd years ago there was one large table in tbe dining room for the passengers. The first officer sat at the head, carving the turkey with all tbe grace be could command between lurches of the good ship, trusting to Providence that the gravy would not slop over. The passengers sent their plates along the line and waited for their helpings. Today the dining room of a large ship looks like the dining room of a fine hotel It is Just as exquisitely ap pointed and has every good thing to eat that can be found on laud. In fact, one of tbe new ships has a res taurant named after a famous one in New York, and the two keep in touch by wireless so that the menus, day by day. are the same. Think of having your dinner arranged by wireless— your macaroni by Marconi! The dining room is divided up into a number of small tables, so that you can have your own party, with only half a dozen of you, with your owu waiter, instead of sitting at a long ta­ ble and passing your plate, as Dickens did. Tbe development of the wonders of cold storage has done more than any other one thing to make life on tlie ocean wave one long round of Joy. Cold storage gives you tbe best In tbe world to eat and every day of the year. A world traveler was telling me the other day that he bad eaten grape­ fruit every morning all around tbe world. Tbe ship on which be sailed put in a Inrge amount of lee cream made In New York, and 110 days later, when he arrived in San Francisco, be was still eating New York ice cream.— Harold Christie in Leslie's. ROBING THE BRIDE. Early Saxon Custom, and the Advent of the Flowing Veil. Maple Leaf ......... Tillamook ............ 3 Fairview.............. South Prairie . ........ 3. Clover Leaf .. Three Rivers ..... Molilc Cr'v ......... 31 Long Prairie....... 3i Elwood Cr’y ... ............. ... Central. .................. ■■ East Beaver............ ? Pleasant Valley .................. ? Cold Spring» ....... J Oretown .................. Nevskowin ......................... " * Beaver.................. When one thinks oi the I slaughter by which the BmJ I won tlie battle of I.ule Bur«.,’I and tliat now tlie Turks hsvt r.' I occupied tlie place without opp«» I tion, and will soon also oct I Kirk Kalisseli, if not Adrian;, I where thousands of Bulgars up their lives, all because the fa, I gars were so mad with the lust,. war and the pride of victory at t0 attack their own allies, he can not but consider seriously the theory that the evil genius cf war in Satan himself. I I I I Reductions in parcel post rates I within the first and second zones I and increases in tho maximum I weight of parcels and substitution I of a new rate chart for the conip'i. I cated present map was ordered bv I Postmaster-General Burleson to I take effect August 15. The rate of postage in tlie first zone is reduced from 5 cents for tlie first pound and 1 cent for each additional poundto 5 cents for tiie first pound andl cent for leach additional two pounds. Tlie maximum weight of I parcel poet packages is increaaed irorn 11 to 20 pounds, but only in | the first and second zone for the present. If this works out the maxi mum will be made 20 ponndi everywhere. In addition, the in- I surance rate, originally 10 cents, will be reduced to 5 cents on parceli up to tlie value of $25. In announc­ ing tlie proposed changes it wai stated that tlie postmaster general expects tlie parcel post system to show substantial surplus earning! at tlie close of [tlie present fiscal year. I I I I I I In the old days, as now. the bride generally dressed In white. From early Saxon times down to the eighteenth century a bride of the poorer classes came to the wedding arrayed lu a plain white robe as a public warning that since she brought nothing to the mar riage her busband was not responsible for her debts. Brides soon began to add some little touch of color. Blue was for constan­ cy and greeD for youth, but in some places these might not be used be­ cause of feuds between families having these tints in their liveries, Yellow E. E, DANIELS, might not be worn, as it stood for jealousy; golden might not. as It CHIROPRACTOR. meant avarice. I.oc al Office in the Commercial The Anglo-Saxon bride went to the wedding with her hair hanging loose Building'. as a sign of freedom, but upon reach TILLAMOOK, - ORE. ing her new house immediately bound it up as a sign of submission. In tlie days of Shakespeare the veil began to take the place of the flowing tresses, but this, however, was not original with the British, for centuries earlier the IlouiMi and Hebrew brides had worn yellow veils, while the early On your front porch can be lit Christians of southern Europe had en every night until midnight veloped both man and wife in one and register not over large cloth. fifty cents per month Whatever was lacking, however, lu ou the meter. gorgeousness of dress was compensât ed among all tbe nutlous by the pro T illamook E lectric L ight and F uel C ompany fusion of flowers chosen for their sig nlflcance.—Uncle Remus’ Magazine W ill S palding , Manager. A 15 Watt Mazda Lamp Herculaneum and Pompeii. Pompeii was burled in ashes or light scoria, while Herculaneum was en­ tombed in lava, which, after eooling. hardened into a material of tbe con­ sistency of marble, and we thus have the explanation of the fact that while tbe first city has long been unearthed the latter is still largely covered with Its ancient lava shroud. Excavations are constantly going on at Herculane um, and the work will in ail probabil­ ity continue to the finish, but It is not Weaving In Shadow. In one of the famous lace shops of likely that any especially important re­ Brussels there are certain rooms de­ sults will accrue, since the life of tbe voted to the weaving of the finest and two cities was practically the same.— most delicate lace patters. These New York American. rooms me entirely darkened except for Rational Love. the light from one small window fall­ “Tlie rational rather than the ro­ ing directly upon the pattern. There Is only one lacemaker In the room, and mantic view of marriage Is the one she sits where the narrow stream of most tn favor with tbe young people light falls upon the thread she 1» of the twentieth century,” said a well weaving Lace Is always more deli­ known eugenics expert tn an address in Cleveland. cately and beautifully woven. It Is “The rational view will mnke for bap- said, when the worker Is In the dark pier marriages. And this rational view and only her pattern is in the fight is beautifully illustrated In two ques- tions-a little dialogue—running thus: Canning Tomatoes. '“Will you always love me?' "Our sporting editor took tbe place of “‘Will you always be lovable?“’— the 'Home Hints' editor yesterday.” New York Tribune. "Anything happen?" He was brought to Bellevue hospital with some injury to tbe skull, and a sur­ geon. having examined the wound, de- termined to keep tbe man In the ward for a day or two "Oh. doctor.” cried the patient, "do "A Indy who wrote asking how to you think that I'll lose my head?"— can tomatoes was told to get an old can Antiquity of the Census. New York Time». and piece of string, then to catch her I The idea of the census Is almost as tomato aud to proceed tbe same as If old as history Itself. King A masts of Egypt took a censua of hla people MX» Too Slow. canning a dog"—Houston Post. years before Christ The Athenian so- “Why has your daughter dropped her hospital work so soon?" lon established a census for the pur Baby Talk. “She found she'd have to nurse poor Was there ever a baby that said pose of facilitating taxation. We learn patients for two years before they In­ that about 443 B. C. Servius Julius “chooeboo cars” without being taught trusted her with any millionaires. So to say It? One would be credulona In­ took a census of Rome. During the she's going on the stage In a musical deed to believe It Baby talk chaos of the dark ages the census ta ordl- comedy."- Kansas City Journal oarily the mature product of pe raons dropped into oblivion, but was re­ niugina In ages from twenty to see­ vived again about the beginning of the Utility. enty They only put It off on the ba- eighteenth century. “Of whst uw Is ■ fly. anyway?” asks tiles- Kansas City Star, an exchange Discretion. VT ell. If there Is only one out and It “Now. Mike, you must forgive your Ths Art of Talking Baek. enemies.” hapix-ns to be a long one It will score "1 hardly know how to answer you.” "Ugh!” a man from thlnt -Detroit Free Press. »aid she when the soft voiced widower proposed. .1 "Do you object to that?" Usual Rssult. “I would not let that worry me." said’ "Not altogether. There's some of milieu»--Do you believe that two he soothingly. "That is something at 'em I might ss well forgive. I ain’t can live as cheaply as one? Cynlcu»— «■Oman ti-_____ _______ woman Iciroa learns ■w.-r«.. perfectly soon after mar­ big enough to lick 'em.”—Louisville Courler-Jou rnaL Well, after they get married I I aupiKw* riage "—Cincinnati Enquirer. they generally find they I hare to.— Philadelphia Record At the Wedding. Brides Mother—Wer» you nervous If a thing Io proper and poesINe to durlug the ceremony? Bride—Walk I men. deem It attainable by tbee.-Mar­ my »elf possession when papa etta Aurvfiu*. gar» me away to Cbarlay.-Judgu. I OREGON AGRICULTURAL COLLEGE BEGINS its forty-fifth sclijol ytu SEPTEMBER 19. 1913. DEGREE COURSES10 many phase»« AGRICULTURE. ENGINEERING HOME ECONOMICS. MINING. FORESTRY. COM­ MERCE. PHARMACY. T wo - year courses in agricuu TURE. HOME ECONOMICS. MECHANIC ARTS FORESTRY. COMMERCE. PHARMACY TEACHER’S COURSES in training, agriculture, domestic science and art. MUSIC, including piano, string, bawl instruments and voice culture. A BEAUTIFUL BOOKLET entitled “T he E nrichment or R ural Lira" and a C atalogue will be mailed tree on application. Address H. M. T ennant , Registrar,