Tillamook Headlight, July 31, 1013. I WOMEN ON HORSEBACK. JOHN LELAND HENDERSON Secreta ry-T rea«. Attorney-at-l.aw and Notare Public. SIDNEY E HENDERSON, President. Tillamook Title and Abstract Company (INCORPORATED), Abstracts: Real Estate Surveying ; Insurance. Law TILLAMOOK. ORE. BOTH PnOXFS E. F. ROGERS, Ouuner of MAJOR WEITZEL LORD REX and Will be in Tillamook from THURSDAY EVENING until MONDAY MORNING for eaeh ujeek for the next tuio months at the Stables Commercial One Guess with every DOLLAR CASH PURCHASE, at the Tilla­ mook Feed Co. The one Guessing the nearest to the number of beans in the Jar will receive absolutely free this beautiful Hornless Talking Machine. No trading stamps given with guesses. See the Machine in the window, or see Shrode. • V "MsjsrHc Ran^W sloed th« trat As J Csok aaà Baks a ad are tba h ast,* Keep Abreast of the Times J N OLDEN BAX’S, when buying “ a cook stove, |xs>ple would buy the one they could get the cheapest; that’s beiau e there were only a kw makes on the market and were all practically the same in construction and material. ‘ Now! Thera Bra ch* tn a thousand different rangea on the market today—good, IxiJ and indiilcn-nt. \\ isc people use a little foresight in selecting their range, and llxy make no mistake in selecting I nr R ange W ith a R eputation -the range that is n voiuiueudcd by every user; the range that has Mood tiw test— The Great Majestic Range the range that is made of M aix CABLK and CtoscoAt. Taov—the range that S aves K iev —L asts L onoke —C osts acticai . kv N othing fob KurAias— K eats M ose Want* OvtatEH and Horrua, and G ives H ettkb G knkeai . S atisfaction T uan A ny Oruaa R ange M ade — and we can prove it! .Alex. McNair Co. "R.. A j e«M sad rsafas fa. ■at wUb ya« .«aya tka MS y«M hast­ ia* sAJimc. They Cut a Queer Figure Before Side­ saddles Were Invented. AN ESKIMO DINNER Before Queen Catheriue de' Medici Its Course From Chaos to Its started the fashion of sidesaddles by It Was Not Very Dainty, but It having a board slung on the left side Was a Satisfying Feast. Hopeless Death Struggle. of her horse to sup|>ort her feet all jsior women rode on a pillion behind a man. All women of the better class SEAL MEAT AND BLOOD SOUP. THREE ACTS IN THE TRAGEDY rode astride. A lady to prepare for riding bent forward and took hold of the lower The First Couree Was Served Out of Ths First Is Shown by Jupiter, the hem of the back of her dress skirt, Hand, and the Second In Musk Ox Second by the Earth and the Third drew it through between her legs and Horn Drinking Cups—The Hospital­ by Mars, Whils ths Moon Shows the wrapped her skirts around her legs ity Extended to Explorer Stsfansson. Empty Stage After the Play la Done. down to her knees, then folded the rest No stage was ever set for such a of her skirts across the front of her An Interesting description of the hos­ person. tragedy as the planet Mars presents Then she drew on a pair of large pitality of Eskimos is given by Vilhjal- It Is the last act In the drama of a trousers, the legs of which ended just mar Stefansson tn his paper, "My world's history! below the knees, where they were Quest In the Arctic,” in Ilarper's Mag­ The first act in such a drama consists sewed to the tops of a pair of clumsy azine. At one stage of bls adventures • of scenes from chaos. The huge plan riding boots. The upper part of the the writer found himself among Eski­ ’ et Jupiter offers us a spectacle of that trousers was open In front, and the mos who had never before seeD white kind in Its streaming belts of thick flaps folded across the person and fas­ clouds and its whirling vapors, glow­ tened by a band around the waist A people. He says: "Like our distant ancestors, no I hood was worn on the head, and a ing like steam above a furnace. The second act Is represented by the mask protected the face from sun and doubt, these people fear most of all earth, with Its fertile crust, its cool, in­ weather. She rode on a man's saddle things the evil spirits that are likely vigorating atmosphere and its life Bus and wore spurs and carried a quirt to appear to them at any time in any milling seas that »rive birth to the (riding whip) looped on the right wrist. guise, and next to thiot they fear stran­ clouds which, condeusiug on the The same style and kind of quirt is gers. Our first greeting had been a mountains, furnish the rains and set now used by our western cowboys bit doubtful and dranuatlc through our the rivers flowing. and plains Indians and was formerly being mistaken for spirits, but now The closing act is the role of Mars, carried by the Cossacks. they find felt of usiand talked with us where the sens have vanished, the at A lady In riding costume, whether on and knew we were but common men. niospbere has thinned out. the rivers foot or on horseback, was anything but Strangers we were, it is true, but we have disappeared, the continents have a graceful figure. were only three among forty of them turned into deserts, and life, driven into Our great-grandmothers rode on side­ a corner, is battling against final ex saddles, but their great-great-grand­ and were therefore not to be feared. Besides, they told us they knew we tlnction. mothers rode astride if they belonged could harbor no guile from the free­ That there is yet intelligent life on to the gentry class. Mars is the universal belief of all the Our plains Indian women, even when dom and frankness with which we observers whom Mr. Lowell tins gath­ they changed their buckskin skirts came among them; for. they said, a ered about him nt bls Flagstaff ob that came to tiie knee and their buck­ man who plots treachery never turns servntory. where the extraordinary phe­ skin leggings for tiie long calico skirt his back to those whom be Intends to nomena of that wonderful planet are of white women, always rode astride.— stab from behind. "Before the house which they imme­ studied as nowhere else in the world. Washington Post. diately built for us was quite ready More than that, they tell us with for our occupancy children came run­ ever increasing emphasis that the peo THEY DIDN'T MIND DIRT. ning from the village to announce that pie of Mars, compelled by necessity, have developed a command over until In the Days When Clothes Were Dyed, their mothers bad dinner ready. The houses were so small that it was not rnl forces which would seem tnlracu I convenient to invite all three of us but Never Washed. lous If exhibited upon the earth. In the matter of tho washing of Into the same one to eat: besides, it With them It has become simply n clothes, not to say the washing of was not etiquette to do so. as we now question of brain power against the themselves, our ancestors were a trifle know. Each of us was therefore tak­ Inanimate powers of nature. They have nights and days of the lax. The laundress of the twelfth cen­ en to a different place. My host was same leugth as ours. They have sea tury must have held a position which I the seal hunter whom we had first ap­ sons almost precisely corresponding was practically a sinecure, while it proached on the ice. His house would, with ours, except that they are each seems withiu the bounds of possibility be sold, be a fitting one in which to twice ns long. But thqlr oceans are that In those days she did not exist offer me my first meal among them, dried up, no rains fall (though there at all. There were, Insooth, few gar­ for his wife had been born farther may be dews), aud nearly all tiie at ments which would stand washing, west on the mainland coast than any mospberic moisture is alternately lock­ and the dyer was driving a brisk trade i one else lu their village, and It was ed up in one or the other of the polar before the laundress was even thought even said that her ancestors had not of. A little dye must indeed have cov­ belonged originally to their people, but snowcaps. were Immigrants from the westward. In such a situation no vegetation can ered a multitude of spots. In the days of the Tudors and Stu­ She would therefore like to ask me flourish unless artificially stimulated by a gigantic system of irrigation. And arts washing was a trifle more in evi­ questions. without vegetation animal existence is dence than formerly, but those nrticles "It turned out. however, that his which were permitted to find their wife was not a talkative person, but Impossible. way into the "buck pan" — as the wash ­ But whence can the inhabitants of motherly, kindly and hospitable, like Mars derive the water needed for Irrl ing tub used to lie called—were few nil her country women. Her first ques­ gatlon? The answer given Is that they and far between. The wealthy of the tions were not of the land from which get it periodically from the melting of middle ages got over the difficulty of I came, but of my footgear. Weren't the polar snows. Being without seas obtaining clean underclothing with my feet Just a little damp, and might and rivers they have no other source primitive simplicity by not wearing she uot pull my boots off for me aud any. while the lower orders wore dry them over the lamp? She had of supply. On Mars the reign of universal peace coarse woolen garments that would boiled some senl meat for me. but she must have begun ages ago, introduced no doubt have “shrunk lu the wash.” had not boiled any fat, for she did not not by moral or sentimental consid­ To prevent any casualty of the kind know w hether I preferred the blubber erations, but by the necessity of unit­ they remained unwashed. boiled or raw. They always cut it In Velvets, taffetas and richly dyed small pieces and ate it raw themselves, ing all the engineering skill, all the in silks, such ns those worn by the no ­ ventive powers and all the physical but the pot still bung over the lamp, forces of the entire population of the bility and gentry, could not, of course, and anything she put Into It would tie washed, and should any person of be cooked in a moment planet in a common battle for life. The only thought of their inventors high degree be the possessor of a linen "When 1 told her that m.v tastes Is of improved menus for controlling shirt It was a thing which was care­ quite coincided with theirs, as in fact fully made known to all hfs friends the slowly lessening supplies of tools they did. she was delighted. People ture that once tn about two of our and relatives ns being extremely la were much alike then, lifter all. though inode and a fit subject for congratula ­ years may be drawn away from one they came from n great distance. She of the poles while the summer sun­ tion. but washed It never was for fear would accordingly treat me exactly as of injuring Its pristine beauty.—Lon­ shine is dissolving its thin snows. If 1 were one of their own people This universal concentration of men­ don Tatler. come to visit them from afar. tal energy upon a single aim is con “When we had entered the house the celved ns having developed upon Mars W itchcraft. boiled pieces of seal meat bad already a knowledge of the hidden forces of in many parts of the world—Greece, been taken out of the pot and lay nature such as has up to the present for Instance the believer in witchcraft steaming on a sideboard. On being as­ merely been dreamed of on the earth. still gets hold, by hook or by crook, of sured that my tastes in food were not We have Just tiegun to learn how to hair, null parings and so forth from likely to differ from theirs, my hostess use electricity in the mechanic arts, an enemy's head and bauds and burns, picked out for me the lower joint of but they may have unlocked the secret buries or does something else with a seal's foreleg, squeezed It firmly be­ forces inclosed In the atoms of matter them In order to entail unpleasant con­ tween her bands to make sure noth- which our science has recently assured sequence« upon that enemy. And uni­ 1 Ing should later drip from It. and us exist without showing us how to versal folklore reveals the concern of ( handed It to me. along with her own utilize them. savages to dispose of tbelr own hair I copper bladed knife The next most Only by such suppositions can the and nail clippings to prevent an enemy desirable piece was similarly squeezed “canals," hundreds of miles wide and from getting at them. Anatrallan na­ and handl'd to her husband, and others thousands of miles long, be accounted tive girls, having had a lock of hair In turn to the rest of the family. for, if, as the Flagstaff observers In stolen from them. ex|>eeted speedy “As we ate we sat on the front edge slat, those objects are really of arti­ dea t h aa a certainty. — London Tele- of the bed platform, holding each his ficial origin, It should be said, bow graph piece of meat in the left hand and the ever, that In Mr. Lowell'a opinion the knife In the right This was my first bands called canals are. In fact. Irrt- Virtues of the Nurse. experience with a knife of native cop­ gated belt«. Sir William Osler In a lecture at per I found It more than sharp The real canals within them are In­ Johns Hopkins training school named enough and very serviceable. visible. while the progressive darken­ the seven virtues of the nurse: “Tact "Our meal was of two courses—the ing of these belts, as the polar melting without which no woman can be suc- first, meat; the second, soup. The soup Increases, Is due to the growth of rog­ •■essfnl anil her chief protection In the Is made hy pouring cold seal blood into ation. stimulated by the water. mechanism of life; tidiness. It being the boiling broth Immediately after the After the world life drama closes the primary duty of a woman to look cooked meat has been taken out of the ere Is left an empty stage, and this well; taciturnity, which should be cul­ po tand stirring briskly until the whole represented by the moon. The lunar tivated as a gift; sympathy, gentleness, comes nearly—but never quite—to a world has lost all Its water Its trag­ the birthright of a nurse; cheerfulness boll This makes a soup of a thickness edy Is finished. The actors are all dead and charity. the Inst and greatest of comparable to our English pea soup, Millions of years ago there may have all." but If the pot be allowed to come to a i a battle for life there like that boll the blood will coagulate and settle Vague. •h now appears to be raging on “I didn't exactly know how to take to the bottom. When the soup is a l. And millions of years In the few degrees from boiling the lamp ■e the stage of the earth will prob- the missis this morning," said the above which the pot Is swung is ex­ lady's maid to the cook. be set for a similar tragedy. For. tinguished and a few handfuls of "What did she say?” the eyes of the overlooking gods (to "When I remarked that 1 was afraid snow are stirred Into the soup to bring nge a lltjle Shakespeare's figure): her complexion could not tie Improved It to a temperature nt which tt can t>e •he sky’s a sta earn something - New things. " level surface tn th« trunk Orleans l'fa-ayune Half the joy of ttf« I, |B nttls things Aeu oa th« rua.-David surr Jordan "Ba a wlw waring. Drive on your o«B track.-PlutervK Adversity ba« tba effect of eliciting talents which tn prosperous circa» »tan* es would have lain donnanL— UoracB RED TAPE AND A TUB. A Bath In Senegal Was Somethin. Like a Surgical Operation. ' Some years ago, when the capita of the French colony of Senegal wM dull, unprogresslve town where officu* ism and red tape prevailed, a Frw>(.h traveler, with a friend, had a mo,, amusing experience when he wbhid to obtain a bath. There was no bath Ing establishment in the capital Senegal at the time, but rumor hod that it was possible to purchase t, u at the hospital. Accordingly the travelers repaired the hospital, where they Btated t purpose of their visit “Certainly,” said the official, “t> seats. Your names, surnames a. birthplace?” “But we merely want a bath.” “Exactly. What is your uame, «re where and when were you born, and are you government servants, soldiers or officers? No? " Well, the rules not provide for this. Just a moment I will read them again. Yes, here Is your case. You must first make out on stamped paper nu application to the governor of the colony. After ftror- aide notice from the governor you send another application to the chief colonial doctor, who will seud for you and examine you.” “But we are not til.” “it is the rule. Having examined you.-the doc-tor will give you two non­ commissioned officers’ bath tlcketa, to be delivered to the assistaut doctor." “Why the noncommissioned officer«' bath?" “For the reason that in our account« we recognize only two categories of persons—officers and civil servants, the latter taking rank with officers or pet­ ty officers. You are not official at all. If officers were to find you in tbelr baths they would probably make i row.” “What period of time will all these formalities consume?" “Two or three days, provided your application is approved at the gov­ ernment house."—Chicago Record Her­ ald. ORIGIN OF QUARANTINE. □ r. Richard Mead’s Action During th« Plague of 1721. To Dr. Richard Mead, who was In consultation at the deathbed of Queen Anne and became physician to George I., was due the credit of having first established quarantine. In 1721, when the plague ravaged Marseilles and its contagious origin was discredited, Dr. Mead declared the plague to lie “a contagious distemper," and a quarantine was enjoined. He also proposed a system of medical po­ lice, which finds its counterpart in the health officers of today. It was be who declared, "As nastiness is a great source of infection, so cleanliness is tiie greatest preventative.” He ft was who said nearly 200 yean ago: “if there be any Contagious DI" temper In the Ship the Sound nu should leave their Cloaths. wb; should be burnt, tho men washed ar shaved and. having fresh Cloath should stay In Lazaretto—that b quarantine—thirty to forty days. Thv reason for this is because Persons may be recovered from a Disease them selves and yet retain matter of Infer tlon about them a considerable time." In practice Mead was without a ri val. bls receipts averaging for several years between £0.000 and £7.000. an enormous sum in relation to the value of money at that period. He possessed a rare taste for collecting. But his books, his statues, bis medals, were not to amuse only his own leisure. The humble student, the unrecom- mended foreigner, the poor inquirer, derived as much enjoyment from these treasures ns their owner. At his table might be seen the most eminent men of tiie age. Pope was a ready guest and Hie delicate poet was sure to be regaled with his favorite dlsb of C- sweetbreads. Matthew Arnold and tho Girls. Of Matthew Arnold as a school ex- aminer a tale is told by a fellow lt> spector of a class of girl pupil teachers that he naked Arnold to examine for him. Arnold gave them all the excel­ lent murk. "But.” said the other inspector, "surely they are not all as good as they can be. Some must be better than oth­ ers.” "Perhaps that is so,” replied Arnold. "But then, you see, they are all »ueb very nice girls.” Professionally Considered. 'The Declaration of Independence 1» a wonderful document.” Mid the patri­ otic citizen. “Yes.” replied the legal expert “It'» one of the ablest documents I ever sa» And the most remarkable thing is that with all the ability It represents, no- Issly appears to have received a cent for drawing It up.'—Washington Star Present Troubles. “Ah. pretty lady," said the fortune teller, "you wish to be told about your ftiture husband?*’ “Not much.” replied Mrs. Galley "Pre come to learn where my present husband la when he’s a been t"—Phila­ delphia Press. Turning the Phrase. “They used to call him a bonehead. ’ “That was before be succeeded." ■‘Yes. Now they express It different­ ly. They rail him a man of bard, eoiid ■ense."—Washington Star Distantly Related. “Ray. isn't Bwardle, tbs banker, a relative of yours?” “Yag; he's a cousin—«boot SCOOT,000 removed. -Chicago Tribun«.