Tillamook Headlight, July 24, IÔI3.
PERFECT SPHERES
SHE MET THE SULTAN.
----- I Pasha
”. _ Fooled
. tho
But Wily Reschid
GENERAL PICKETT.
YOUR OWN VOICE.
How You May Hear It as It Sounds to
Other Persons' Ears.
WILD WIND ANTICS
I
AN ANECDOTE OF M’KINLET.
His Gsntls Rebuks to a
Chief’s Subordinate,
Lady and the Monarch.
President McKinley’s scrupuion, u,
iJiloy, who appears to have scien­
A certain Countess of Londonderry
tifically investigated the matter, as­ The Havoc That May Come When alty to his cabinet officers h spoke/7
The
Friendship
Between
Him
and
I
to meet tlie Sultan Mahmud
as one of Ills characteristics. It is J?
sures us that not only does one not see
With All His Scientific Skill Man wanted
a Tornado Breaks Loose.
II., to whom no European lady had
that he never went over the head/;
himself as others see him. but that he
I
Lincoln
and
Grant.
been presented, but Lord Ponsonby,
Ills secretaries to cousult an tuiutJ
does not bear himself as others bear
Cannot Produce Them.
the British ambassador, refused to
him. Some interesting experiments
but held each to responsibility fw
trifle with precedent. Lady Ixindon-
STORMS
PLAY
QUEER
PRANKS
department.
*
A NOVEL BATTLEFIELD SCENE were made by- the French savant in
derry
then
had
a
talk
with
Reschid
Of all the events of bis adtniujtn
THE CURVING OF A BASEBALL. Pasha, tbe Turkish minister for for­
this connection.
in order to ascertain whether a man
tion probably none was a sourc/L
♦
eign affairs. The wiJy Reschid, desir­ When the Blue and the Gray Joined In really knew the sound of bis own Houses Have Been Carried Bodily Into more anxiety to him than the decim.
the Air and Exploded, and Half a
ing to do his best for her ladyship, I a Birthday Celebration—A Meeting voice, Laloy has been at some pains to
It Is Possible Only Because the Ball Is
of the supreme court on the statua
made known to tbe sultan that a per­
Building Has Been Swept Away, the colonies. It was a matter of s
an Imperfect Globe and In Compari­
With Grant In Washington—Lin­ determine the facts, ills experiments
son
bad
arrived
at
Constantinople
with
While the Rest Remained Unharmed. moment whether the highest judJaJ'
son With Its Size Much Rougher
show that if a person record on a
coln’s Visit to Mrs. Pickett.
a wonderful collection of most valu­
phonograph disk a few sentences pro­
Than ths Surface of the Earth.
Tbe
weather bureau at Washington body should uphold the view Of tb‘
able jewelry for sale and ventured
In Mrs. Pickett’s introductory chap­ nounced by himself, together with otb-
has
been
collecting statistics and facts administration that tbe coustitutkq
Tbe real reason why a baseball can humbly to suggest that his imperial ter to “The Heart of a Soldier. As Re­ ers recorded by friends, and causes the
sanctioned the possession of coloni^
be thrown so that It will dew-rllie won majesty might like to see tlie gems. vealed In tbe Intimate Letters of Gen­ machine to reproduce these, it most about cyclones and tornadoes for many which were not granted full repraaaj.
di-rful curves during Its progress Tlie sultan was interested, and an In- eral George E. Pickett, C. S. A,” there frequently happens that the man more years, and tbe experts have succeeded tation. There were conflicting rumott
in securing considerable valuable data
through tbe air is that every such ball • terview w*as arranged, but Reschid Is an extremely interesting story. It easily recognizes the voices of his
about the big winds; but. after all, the and forecasts of tbe color of the dtci.
bus a surface made up of mountains, ! merely told Lady Londonderry that she appears that while at Richmond. Just I friends than be does ids own.
slou. and these added to the tension
. would lie presented and that the sul­
It appears that the differences lies freaks of tbe storm are the things thut felt at Washington. Shortly btfot,
valleys, craters, canyons gorges, plains tan. having heard of the fame of her after the surrender, she was summon­
give it special Interest, and if all these
in
the
quality
of
the
tone.
One
hears
lind other Irregularities of the surface 1 Jewelry, had particularly requested ed to the door by a sharp rap. She
were properly classified some remarka­ the announcement of the finding of tbe
Unit. when tbe difference In size Is that she would put it all on when she gives a charming account of what fol- his own voice not only through the ble reading would be furnished. Every court a subordinate officer of one of
air. as do his auditors, but across the
tbe departments appeared at Hie White
taken Into consideration, makes the ! came. The gratified lady did so.
lowed:
solid parts between the organs of visitation of a tornado udds to this val­ House at an unusual hour anil insisted
surface of tbe earth seem like plate
On her arrival nt the palace Reschid
uable
storehouse
of
queer
freaks.
With my baby on my arm I answei- speech ana those of hearing, The
glass.
Pasha conducted Lady Londonderry
it is not uncommon for the whirling upon seeing the president on the plea
If it were possible to make a perfect Into lhe presence of the sultan. Her eil the kuock, opened the door and sound thus produced has a different wind to cut a house in half, demolish- ; of important business. Having been
that
conducted
to
the
ear
looked
up
at
n
tall,
gaunt,
sad
faced
timbre
from
sphere—If it were possible to make a dress glittered with diamonds, pearls,
ing one side and leaving tbe other un-. admitted, he came at once to his er
baseball with an absolutely smooth sur­ turquoises and other precious stones. I man in ill fitting clothes, who. with by the air above.
disturbed.
This happened in an Iowa rand.
If one entertain any doubt as to this
the accent of tbe north, asked:
face and an exact sphere—no pitcher
“Pekkel!” (“Good!”) said tlie sultan
tornado,
and
the part that was left in-; “Mr. President, I have some good
let him try the following experiments:
"Is this George Pickett's place?”
In the world could make It curve. Tbe ns Lady Londonderry courtesied. "She
tact was so little disturbed that the news for you. I have Just learned io-
1»
Take
the
end
of
a
wooden
rod
between
“
Yes.
sir.
”
I
answered,
"but
he
very best plkchein baseball has ever tins magnificent Jewels.”
the teeth and pronounce the vowel clock on the mantel continued ticking, thoritatlvely that the decision of tbe
not here.”
ktiowo or probably ever will know
supreme court is to be in your favor."
Reschid (to the ladvl—nis majesty
continuously.
Let the other end be as if nothing had happened.
“
I
know
that,
ma
’
am,
”
be
replied,
could not make the bull deviate n hair's graciously bids you welcome.
I "but 1 Just wanted to see the place. taken alternately
In tbe Texas town of Sherman, He fairly glowed with the importance
between
the
teeth
breadth In Its flight.
Lady Londonderry bowed and ex-
and released by another person who at which was visited by a tornado in of bis welcome message.
And so while It Is partly in the art pressed her thanks in French, the Ian- I am Abraham Lincoln.”
“Thank you,” said Mr. McKinley
the same time stops his ears. The lat­ 189(1. two houses were picked up and
“The president!” I gasped.
or knack the professional pitcher has gunge used by Reschid.
quietly. “That is good news. But
carried
into
the
air,
where
they
ex
­
ter
will
find
that
every
time
be
seizes
The
stranger
shook
bis
head
and
In holding and releasing the baseball
have you informed your chief?”
Reschid 'Interpreting)—She snys she
as be throws It. It Is also due to the has other Jewelry, but could not put said: “No. ma’am; no, ma'am. Just the rod in his teeth the sound will be ploded. Every one in them was severe­
“No, Mr. President. I thought you
stronger
than
when
It
reaches
the
ear
ly
injured
except
a
baby,
which
did
not
Abruliam
Lincoln;
George's
old
friend.
”
fact that a baseball has a wonderfully on nil.
I "I am George Pickett’s wife, and this through the air above and that it has a receive so much as a scratch. A man ought to lie the first to know it.”
rough surface against which the air
“Well, Mr. ---- , I'm sorry for that
Sultan Ask her whnt is the price of Is his baby,” was all I could Bay.
different quality.
The passage of milking a cow in a shed saw tbe cow
catches and turns It that gives It the that diamond necklace.
I My baby pushed away from me and sound through a solid body augments and shed carried up in the air, but lie Now, will you please do me the favor
curve.
Reschid His majesty inquires wheth­
to go at ouce to your chief and give
It you pirns your hand over a plate er this Is your first visit to Constanti­ reached his hands to Mr. Lincoln, who its intensity and modifies Its quality.— was not so much as touched. Not a him the information so that he may
took
him
in
bls
arms.
As
be
did
so
Harper
’
s
Weekly.
drop
of
the
milk
in
his
pail
was
spilled
glass It moves smoothly with nothing nople?
communicate it to me?”—Silas Harri­
an expression of rapt, almost divine
or disturbed.
to retard it. If you puss your bund
Lady Londonderry—This Is iny first tenderness and love lighted up tbe sail
In the St. Louis tornado of the same son in Century.
o . er un unpinned lain rd you cun feel vl“lt, and I am delighted.
A
DIPLOMATIC
KNOT.
face. It was a look that I have never
year a carpet in tbe parlor of one house
tho roughness— splinters we call them
lleschld ito sultan)—She asks a □ 111- seen on any other face. My baby
You cannot move your hand as easily lion of plasters.
SPINNING ASBESTOS.
Wasn’t Tied In a Tangle Just For was pulled up by the twister and car-'
It
I
opened Ills mouth wide nnd insisted
ried away a few hundred yards with '
over the Ixaird. This is tho same prin­ I Sultan—That Is too much.
the Fun of the Thing.
upon giving his father's friend a dewy,
ciple with the baseball. There is a
i Ever since diplomacy was first in­ out so much as a rent being torn in it. A Thread a Hundred Yards Long and
Res' hid ito Lady Londonderry)—His
roughness In its surface that catches majesty asks whether you have seen Infantile kiss. As Mr. Lincoln gave vented its most eminent practitioners The tacks bad been pulled up as neatly ,
Only an Ounce In Weight.
in the air and forces one side about or the mosques. If not, he offers you a the little one back to me. shaking his have expended their best efforts in as if extracted by a careful carpet
When it leaves the cobbing shed««
finger
at
him
playfully,
he
said:
layer.
retard* that side. This has but one firman
bestos is sent to the spinning mills li
I "Tell your father, the rascal, that I mystifying if not in actually deceiving
result-to make the baseball leave Its
In another house tbe bedclothing and bags containing about 100 pounds. It
Lady Londonderry expressed her forgive him for the sake of that kiss their rivals. Uber Land und Meer cites
straight course, and In doing this it de­ thanks.
an amusing anecdote of diplomatic life mattress were lifted from tbe bed, and is then first carded by a machine
and those bright eyes.”
scribes a curve.
the bedstead was left intact. A resi­ somewhat resembling the saw tooth
Sultan What price does she put on
I dent
Mrs. Pickett explains the interest in the eighteenth century.
I'bls does not detract In the least
was carried through the roof of gin seen in cotton mills. This machine
In
1741
Count
Bestushew
was
sent
that set of turquoises?
I
Lincoln showed In her husband by
f: un tho cleverness of the pitcher who
Hexchid Ito Lady Londonderry)--His stating that it was through Mr. Lin by tbe emperor of Russia to Stockholm another house with the bed and drop­ separates the tangled fibers, upon the
can so accurately Judge bls muscular
ped
a
quarter
of
a
mile
away
without
completion of which operation there oc­
majesty says that perhaps you would
to put tbe question of war or peace to
control as to make a baseball curve up like to take a walk In tbe garden.
coin's Influence that her husband re­ the Swedish government. Upon arriv­ injury. Tbe mattress saved him in the curs a final carding on a regular card
or down, right or left But tbe fact I Lady Londonderry expressed her ceived his appointment to West Point. ing the count made known Ills mission fall, and he picked himself up in a va- ing machine. Leaving this carding mt-
remain* that It Is the roughness of tbe thanks and said she would like to see
One Impression the book conveys is and then waited patiently for an an­ cant lot to dress without knowing ex- chine the asbestos is combed smoothly
buRebull that makes all bls pitching the imperial garden.
actly what had happened to him.
and the fibers are laid parallel in a uni­
tliat of the kindly and generous feeling swer.
cleverness possible.
The “twisters” have been known to form mass.
Reschid (to sultan)—She says 400,000 that existed between Confederates
Finally when he had almost given up
Dike a brand new league ball la plasters.
The next step is to treat this mast
and Unionists graduated from West hope of getting a reply he received a pull nails out of shingles and then go
your band. ¡1 looks to tie a perfect
Sultan-Take her away. 1 shall not Point who had been friends before the long communication from the Swedish on to pick up a chimney bodily and in a rotary spinning machine. First
sphere— that Is. absolutely even and give such prices.
carry it through the air. In Kansas tlie mass I b spun Into n coarse yarn.
I
war. An exhibition of this feeling was minister of war. Eagerly Count Bestu­ one picked up a buggy and lauded it in
uniformly round and ns "smooth as
Then It is drawn and spun until it he
Reschid (to Lady Londonderry)—His
shew opened tbe letter, for he knew
made
at
the
time
of
the
birth
of
Gen
­
glass" And it may be as smooth ns majesty graciously expresses siitisfac-
the branches of a tree. At another comes fine and quite strong, in cases
that
It
contained
the
long
expected
an
­
glass, for glass also has a rough sur­ tion nt having made your acquaint­ eral Pickett’» first baby. Mrs. Pickett,
swer. But to Ills despair he found it time It ripped the harness completely hard, strong thread is required forcer
face.
telling the story, says:
ance.
so encumbered with official phrases off a horse and left horse, buggy and tain fabrics the asbestos yarn is placed
I
Put a baseball under the most pow­
On the occasion of my son's birth and formalities that he could make man uninjured. In Louisville, In 1890, in a doubling and twisting machine,
Lady Londonderry courtesied low and
erful microscope, enlarge it microscopi­ withdrew from Ills majesty's presence bonfires were lighted in celebration all
nothing of its meaning. For two hours a tornado carried the roof off a bouse where two or more of the yarn threads
cally 10,000 diameters, and What do to visit the garden with the amiable along Pickett's line. Grant saw them
and pulled a child from the mother s are combined. If the asbestos is to be
you see? The very thing mentioned In and courteous Reschid, and afterward and sent scouts to learn the cause. be struggled In vain to comprehend the arms and carried it safely to another impregnated with rubber a smooth,
confused
document.
Then
he
hastened
the first paragraph of this article. Tho she hail a delightful story to tell toiler When they reported he said to General
house six blocks away.
hard finished tlirend is not desirable.
i
surface I* rough
It looks like the friends of the kindness with which the Ingalls: "Haven’t we some kindling to the minister of war.
But these are merely among the
For a long time the problem of spin­
“
My
dear
Count
Bestushew."
said
landscape in tlie Alps or Yellowstone sultan had received her.
on this side of tbe line? Why don't the minister when tbe count had ex­ harmless freaks of the big wind. There ning asbestos presented many diffi­
park or any other rough section of the
are
others
more
heartrending.
It
has
we strike a light for tbe young Pick plained his difficulty. "I have no au­
culties by reason of the manner In
earth
It lata peaks, ranges, ridges,
dismembered human beings, tearing which the threads persisted in slipping
ett?”
Long Drawn Out Elections.
thority
to
communicate
to
you
orally
valleys, pin Ins and holes, gulches nud
arms and legs from the body, and past one another. Eventually it wm
In a little while bonfires were flam
No complaint with regard to undue
all Hurts of uneven places, nnd If the limitation of polling time wns possible lug from the Fereral line. A few days the contents of this document. I could twisted tbe hair of women into ropes. found that, under the microscope, I
not
think
of
it.
”
♦ tirth could lie made ns small as a in the old parliamentary days The later there was taken through the lines
In Kansas it drove a piece of scantling
“But I have puzzled over this for six inches square through the body ol' thread of asbestos displayed a notched
luiseliall It would be practically a per­ danger was Hint polling might be pre­ a baby's silver service engraved, “To
surface and that by means of special
two
hours,
and
still
I
can
make
noth
fect sphere and absolutely smooth. longed fer a fortnight or a month, George E. Pickett. Jr., from bls
a hog. At another time it blew in the twisting the spinning could be success­
Ing
of
it.
”
Thin Is because the highest mountable Drastic action to bring the poll to a father's friends. U. S. Grant, Rufus In­
door of a farmer’s bouse and carried
“Pray, do not blame yourself, count,” the owner away on the door, to drop fully accomplished. The result is that
uf tlie earth nnd the deepest valleys dose once provoked a riot 111 the West­ galls, George Buckley.”
after many years of experiment, manu­
said
the
minister.
“
You
could
hardly
would lie millions upon millions of minster division of London. At the
General Pickett. In a letter from expect to unravel in two hours a doc­ him in the branches of a tree. Tlie iI facturers nowadays nre able to turn
times smaller In comparison with the general electiou that began on April Washington, relates another incident in
tornado did not hurt him, but be broke out a single asbestos thread 100 yards
rough uneven places on a baseball If 25, 1741. tlie two Westminster minis which this same kindly feeling was ument that took me two days to knit his neck falling from the tree to the in length and not exceeding an ouac»
and kuot together.”
ground.
either the earth were reduced to the terlal candidates were on the fifth day
In weight.—Exchange.
size uf a bn ae ba 11 or a baseball enlarg­ of polling well nliend, but an opposl manifested:
No one has succeeded in measuring
Painfully Mixed.
After
breakfast
we
went,
as
ar
­
ed to the size of the earth.
the full force of a tornado, but it is
tlon party of electors approaching the
A Voice Without a Soul.
A very fashionable young man stop­ kiiown to travel at the rate of 200
If thin were not true the earth would hustings In great force, the lilgli bailiff ranged. to see Grant. I can't Just tell
Tibet’s dalai lama was greatly di*-
ped
at
a
florist's
one
hot
summer
day
you.
my
darling,
about
that
visit.
miles and more an hour.
not revolve so regularly upon Its axis. (who favored the ministerialists) de­
Imbed by the first phonograph beMw
Tornadoes are exciting more general
It would jierform an "In shoot'* or clared that he feared a riot and dosed You’ll have to wait till I see you to tell to order a box of flowers sent to his
lady love, At the same time he also attention than formerly because of the Edmund Candler, when in I.isM with
you
how
the
warm
hearted,
nuxlest
old
"out shoot" nnd curve off through the |>oll. The battled voters rioted and
warrior and loyal friend met me; how purchased a design for the funeral of greater number of towns and villages the Younghusband expedition, b**™
space.
i the military were called out. The high
from the Nepalese resident liow be bad
Even the billiard ball has a surface bailiff had afterward to apologize on he took In his the hand of your heart- a friend. <»n the card for the box he located In the tornado lielt. Each suc­ recently brought the uncanny toy ***
wrote
sore
soldier-
poor,
broken,
defeated,
cessive one is more dangerous than Its
much rougher In comparison to Its size bls knees to the speaker and pay a
“Hoping this may help you to bear predecesoors because It is apt to find present from the maharajah of NcP*'
profession gone—and. looking at him
tluiu the surface of the earth, and we heavy due.
to the priest king. The dalai lam*
the
heat."
for a moment without iqieiiklug. »aid
more human material to destroy. For­ walked around it uneasily as It bl*iw
refer to a billiard ball as about the
slowly,
"Pickett.
If
there
is
anything
The
other
card
bore
the
one
word.
merly it might travel half tbe length forth an English band piece and *n I*
mmaitliest thing known. “Ae smooth
An Early Postal Experiment.
on the top of God's green earth I can "Sympathy."
of a continent without finding anything delicate Bhutanese song. Then W
li* a billiard ball” Is a well known
As long ago as the seventeenth ten do for you. say so." • • •
Very
soon
the
girl
telephoned:
in its path to destroy except grass,
simile For the same reason tliat a fury the attempt whs made to prepay
When I started to go Grant pulled "Thank you so much for the flowers. trees and ocaslonally the crops of a thought for a long while, and UMW
perfiH-tly smooth liaaeball could not be letters by lining stamps In 1<I53 I'aris
said be could not live with this v*rt
down
a
checkbook
and
said.
"Pickett.
But
why
did
yon
write
’
Sympathy
’
on
solitary farmer. Today, if ft followed without a soul. So it was passed out’
ciirvist. a (ivrfeetly smooth and per I tried a system that even provided pil
It
seems
funny,
doesn
’
t
It.
that
I
should
the
card?"
—
National
Monthly.
the
same
route,
it
might
pass
over
a
fiH-tl« round billiard twill could not be lar boxes for the letters, which were
somebody else.
dozen villages and towns.
ninde to curve on the table. It would I to have n billet, price 1 sol. attached to have any money to offer, but how
Writing Popular Songs.
The only thing that can possibly
not take "English," as billiard players the letter or parcel. The experiment much do you need?”
A Paternal Proposition.
Only those who have tried it and break the force of a tornado Is a rango
«■all It when they make a ball go for­ met the usual ex|>erlenee of the pio­ "Not any. old fellow; not a cent,
"The government throws all tbe 0
fulled know the disappointments of the of mountains. It may create wild
ward and then roll backward or In any neer ridicule. Ml< e were dropped Into thank you." I oald. "I have plenty.”
“But Rufus tells me that you have song writer striving to induce a pub­ havoc among the trees and bowlders solete army weapons in the Junk P*
direction Jnat by the manner In which I the letter Ixixes. and when the letters
begun
to build a house to take tbe lisher to look at his work. For those of a mountain, but it cannot carry the They are unsalable."
they strike It with a chalked cue.
I came to be collected It waa found that
"Seems to me the government fiT*
Fids fact of roughness causing It to the iinlmal* hail made a hearty meal of place of the one old Butler burned, and who would try here is a tip from one mountain Itself away. It will uproot
spill becomes all too evident when a them As notxxly could tie sure of the how can you build it without money? who has made good: “if your song Is giant forest trees, suck the water from very little thought to pleasing it* f®’
You do need some."
to make a lilt the air must be hard to wells nnd streams, twist and demolish zeus;”
player forgets to chalk bls cue and fate of the parvela. the experiment
”1 have sold some timber to pay for remember, though catchy and pleasing. iron bridges and carry up bouses, but
"How now?”
playa several ahota thereafter. If the came to a sudilen end.
It," 1 told him, and to show my appro If It can be whistled by any one who tbe mountains are proof against tbe
"Think of tbe innocent Joy •*•
lea i her tip of the cue becomes shiny
elation and gratitude, unobserved, I hears it once or twice it will not sell, mighty force of the wind.
would result if they buried tb*J
It w III slip on the ball. There Is no
Maeterlinck on ths Futuro.
affectionately squeezed bls leg. when and the publisher will reject It.”—New
Until we know how to control tbe weapons on the various battlefield* I*
I i.r. h.Hv with which It can take hold.
Maeterlinck In his book called “I*
tornado or And some means of baffling tourists to dig up."—Kansas City J**r
Ill t chalk 1» sticky etuff, and the gran- Mort" says of the mystery of the after he called out "Rufus, It’s the same York Sun.
It. Its menneing danger must always nal.
iile» uiv largo, »o that a well chalked death that outside of the religions old George Pickett Instead of pulling
Wonderful.
be n source of considerable uneasiness
■ io has a very rough surface, and this there are four Imaginable solutions my leg, he’s squeezing it.”
Critic-
The
heroine
of
your
story,
old
In the great plain sections of tbe coun­
Ovid and Aviation,
neigh »<■■ face of the tip of the cue fits and no more These are total annihila­
man. is simply wonderful. Author (de­ try. But. like earthquakes, tbe tor­
Sugar For tho Heart
Into the rough projections on tbs ball, tion. survival of our eousclousneas of
If the aviators of today wish f*
Sugar la a splendid medicine for the lightedly!-You think so? Critic-Yes nado and cyclone do not come every I classical auvuv,
motto, what
can n_L!:
l*^
mid thereby a ball can bo given a lot
«ua, better
m «.«,— —
of twist in order to accomplish thia today, survival without any sort of heart In certain diseases of (his organ. You say on page ten that she hissed year, and sometimes they defer their i take than this passage from 0”*
consciousness, survival with universal In others, iikh ns oedema. It has no "You are a liar!" and any woman who
visit for a decade or so. for which we "Ars Amatoria." 2, 43—
«tie, iwifully. moreover, the billiard consciousness or with a coMckraaneaa
I
cloth nap moat be new and therefore dllTerent from that which we ponsesa effect In the London t-aneet Is re can hiss such a sentence as that can’t may be thankful.-George E. Wnlsh in i
quls crederet
help
being
wonderful.
—
Boston
Tran
­
ported the cure of a woman of seventy-
Harper's Weekly.
rough.
Acrlas homlnem carpere posse ’***
In this world
script
aeven with "rapid. Irregular, feeble
which means, “Who would lielievet
During recent exjierlmentatlon with
pulse, cyanosis and attacks of parox
man will ever be able to taka M***
regard to the kinetic theory of gases
The Pleasure of Raising Whiskers.
Cold Comfort.
Ths Jefes on Father.
ysmal breathing" by the administra­
Re'glsn scientist desired to find out
The enthusiasm of those engaged In paths?”—Youth's Companion.
“Oh. papa. Mr Spooner proposed last
Rhe had refused hliu. and he was “all tion of four ounces of lump sugar
| .<w perfect n sphere could tw made tn
tho cultivation of whiskers Is insplr-1
night
"
IB."
every twelve hours, gradually dlmln
order that by the clashing of these to
Real Obliging.
Ing A man with a full beard may In '
“Are you sure he loves you?”
"Reconsider. Annie/’ he liegged “If lahlng the done, for rev era I weeks
roll: r an Idea might be secured of the
Creditor-1 should like to know wwj
(a lucid moment shave It off. But
"He «aid he’d die for me. papa."
you
don
’
t
I
’
ll
blow
my
brains
out.
”
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"Well, you'll hoth die If you try to watch him closely Within ten days yon are going to pay this bill. I
“Huh.” said Annie, "that would be a
A New Way of Finance.
..pul * that make up a gaa Tho pro)
good
Joke
on
father,
for
he
thinks
you
live
on the salary be a getting.“-Bos be wilt show signs of returning to his come here every day in the ***",
Proprietor-If madame offers to pay
nd had to be abandoned at last be-i
old life almost as certainly as a mur­ Debtor—What day would suit you
(on
Transcript.
haven't
any.
”
Iznllea
lloiue
Journal
for tbe hat don’t »how her tbe bill, and
• sure no machinery could be construct
derer will return to the scene of bln Creditor—Saturday. Debtor-1 e*7
ed Hint would turn out a perfect
I will increase it. Somebody has to
then you can call here every S*»«*’®
crime —American Magazine.
Patient.
Rather Otherwise.
sphere nrtiflclally. and nature has no
pay our bad debts Messenger-But If
— London Opinion.
"Is your daughter miisleal’"
Rinks Could you lend me SI until she doesn’t offer to pay? Proprietor
perfect sphere of large-«Ise In all her
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D»dn’t Get a Chance.
i any fvirna of matter Perfect disks itauftfay? Jink« I'm buMed Won’t Then bring tbe bat ba. k We can’t add I “Well.“ replied Mr Cumrox. ‘•she
Never lonesome.
when
Did
son »
who
to tne
the city
■*" In conversation, but
<><„ wnen
—— r your
— ■ «on
uu went io
■-.■Ohl lie made, but a round ball waa h»ve a cent mt «elf until Saturday to our bad debts -Fltegende Blatter
"Yon
really
like country life.
Bhik»
Would
you
lend
It
to
me
then
’
She
Hings
opinions
differ
"-Waahlng
,o
'""ke
his
fortune
deliver
tbe
goods?"
i*von<i tbe limits of'human accom-
New York Globe
ton Star
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No. He was caught
caueht wt»i>
"No
wfih them be Dobby f asked Petlow.
l>IUIiineuL-N»w Vorfe »American.
Some people bear three kinds of trou
"You bet I do.” said Dobson.
”—Houston Poet.
ble—all —
they had. all they hare now | You may stretch a troth Into a Ilo 1 fore he had a chance.
“Wfiat do you do with yoU^
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Nature when she adds did), u It lee and all they expect to have -
nights’” asked Pet low.
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add» brain». - Kmargin
Everett Uaie.
“Oh. 1 even* to town,” said Dot**
pletely.- I'endao I’roverb.
Harper’s Weekly.
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