illamook Use of the Left Hand. Of Just how much value, dally value, is your left hand to you aside from it Pierpont Morgan Took No Char.eoe being a natural appendage of your left Whan Changing Waistcoats. wrist? It is estimated that hardly oue A story of J Pierpont Morgan, lllus- person out of ten uses bls left baud 5 atlve of the scale of bls domestic af- per cent of the 100 per cent of Its usa- Irs, reaches me. My correspondent bleuess from getting up in tbe morn as In a London optician's shop when ing until going to bed at night in lother customer eutered and. strid- this respect the left handed person, g up to tbe counter, brusquely In- although often made the butt of the ilred. “Can you make me another "lefty” stigma. Is far superior to his ilr like that?" presenting s[>ectacles right hand neighbor. There is hardly ’ tbe “goggles" type In tortoise shell a left banded man or woman who can ms and gold frames. “Yes." said the not use the right hand much more »ticiau. "1 can.” "Send them up to freely and with stronger grip than tbe y place as soon as they're ready, right bauded man or woman can use ou know who 1 am." were tbe laconic tbe left So weak is the left band of istructions given as the customer many men aud women that, although rode out of the shop as quickly as not crippled in any way and perfect i bad entered. as to shape and size, nevertheless it is Tbe optician explained that that was held back and guarded and restricted lerpont Morgan. Tbe spectacles were as though it were an injured member. ■fleered, and my friend, making In- In lifting weights or grasping objects iiries In the matter, beard the end of with the firmness necessary for mov e affair from the optician. ing or shifting the right handed per Pierpont Morgan returned to the son makes the right hand do three- iop and. speaking more effusively fourths of the work.—New York Sun. an on tbe first occasion, said: ,'hose spectacles were very good— A Woman at Greenwich Observatory. •ry satisfactory indeed. 1 shall want “When we visited Greeuwlch ob me more of them. I’m always miss servatory.” said the traveler, “1 set my K my 'specs’ after a change of watch by the observatory clock. Since >tbes. Let me see”-pausing and everybody else who has a. watch does jking down on bis waistcoat as if that, nobody paid any attention to me, Interrogate tt-'Tve eleven walst- but my wife created a big enough sen ats-yes, eleven. Better make me a sation for both of us. xen pairs." “She had doue a little shopping be So a dozen tortoise shell rimmed aud fore we went down to Greenwich. In fld framed spectacles were supplied her hand bag she carried a remnant of , the millionaire, much to tbe satiB- lace. Far more attractive to her than ictlon of tbe optician and rlmmnker. the observatory's wonderful clock were bo between them pocketed 00 gul- tbe little iron pegs driven into the ob las.-Manchester Guardian. servatory wall, which represented the true measure of the British yard, two feet, oue foot, six inches aud three MANY USES FOR EGGS. inches. hey Are Valuable In Numerous Ways "Just at 1 o’clock out came her bit of Apart From Cooking. lace, und at tbe minute when every We know that eggs are almost indls- body else stood impressed with the fact insable for cooking, but they are just that standard time for a large part of I valuable for other tbiugs as well. A the civilized world was being set with ustard plaster made with the white in those walls my wife stood before ' eggs wtil not blister the tenderest the irou pegs calmly measuring lace.”— :ln. The fragile white skin that lines New York Times. e shell of an egg is a fine application Outguessing In Baseball. r a boll. The white of egg beatea Whenever you see a pitcher strike Itb loaf sugar and lemon juice ra ves a cough and hoarseness. A tea- out a batter who doesn't swing at tbe ball you can know either that the oonful every hour is tbe dose. If a fish bone lodges In the throat pitcher is outguessing the batter yond tbe reach of tbe fingers a raw serving him "strikes” when the batter g swallowed (without being beaten) expects "balls"—or that the batter has II in most Instances carry tbe bone been Instructed to "wait all you can,” >ng. A good remedy for stomach in order to tire the pitcher. Of course. d bowel trouble is a raw egg taken If he takes enough time and gets the ery six hours. Tbe egg should be pitcher to throw three balls and two rtly beaten, though not to froth. A strikes, he may still be fooled on tbe tie white of egg spread over a scald last ball and strike out, but In that case burn will prevent the air from get- tbe real fault will lie In the orders giv ig to it and hastens tbe healing. For en him beforehand When you see a jservlng jelly in glasses paper should man swing sturdily at the ball and cut to fit at the top and smeared miss it he is either outguessed by tbe th the raw white of eggs, the egg pitcher and is swinging at balls be can’t reach or else the pitcher Is fool le down. L little white of egg curdled with a ing not his mind, but his eye—Is throw of powdered alum will stop a sty If ing perfectly good strikes, which nev ?d as soon as tbe sty appears. Be ertheless curve or “Jump” so that the reful not to get tbe mixture Inside batter is powerless to “connect with • eye. It will do no injury, but It them.”—C. H. Claudy In St. Nicholas. long on SPECTACLES. '■ ngs and Is unpleasant—Journal of riculture. tbe company? Fret some of them. Char they were sorry that back.- Ixwdoo Tele A Strong Inducement, ■»"pectfve Buyer—la It a healtbfol hborhood? Ralesmsn-Healthful? . If you're got any relatives you “ct Io Inherit money from don't 1 em bene.—Judge. Keeping Pace With the Bervlee. tron «angrily) — Bring me some h Heeiaurant Walter—Rut you’ve idy ordered a breakfast, sir! Pa -Vee, but it was breakfast tirne way THE TOMB OF JONAH. Putting It Nicely. Smith’» little boy »wallowed a farth ing. and there was great consematlon In the family. Tbe next day Smith’» mother-in-law called and calmly in quired. "Has young Tommy got over his financial difficulty yet?”-London Answers. _________ _____ _ Good Plan. "it's a good plan to mind your own basin«*»." admonished tbe wise guy. "Yes. if you don't somebody else will." added tbe simple mug.—Phila delphia Record. Said to Ba In a Mosque Adjoining tho Property Cared For. gj Site of Nmoveh. Houses for Rent. Rents Collected. Tbe site of Nineveh is almost per fectly level But adjoining the western wall are two huge mounds concealing the palaces of the greatest kings of Assyria. The lower or southern mound is occupied by a mosque and a village of considerable size. Its name is Nebi Yuuus. or the Prophet Jonah, for in the mosque is the tomb In which Jonah Is said to have been buried. The age of the tomb is uncertain, yet probably it dates from loug after the Hebrew propbet's time. However, the place Is now sacred. so sacred that pilgrims visit it from afar. EXCLUSIVE RIGHT ON BUSINESS \NI) RESIDENCE PROPERTY AT A BIG BARGAIN. KG))] I rode up the steep, narrow streets of tbe village to the mosque, and, to z. —Choice Vacant Lots in all Additions. the amazement of the natives, 1 dis AS)) Good Buys are Easy Sold. mounted and entered the mosque yard. S—Z SEE ME FOR MONEY MAKERS. ' A crowd of excited men quickly sur rounded me. To a priest I explained that I had come to see the grave of Jonah, and with a motion of tbe hand I made It understood that lie would be rewarded. Removing my shoes I fol lowed the priest through a dark pas sageway. There he pointed to a wall Sherry Wine .................................. 35c. and said that tbe tomb was Just be Angelica Wine.......................... 35c. yond. I wished to enter the prayer Zenfendel Wine....... per quart 35c, room from which the tomb Itself might Tokey.............................. per quart 40c. be seen, but the place was considered Pebbleford, bottled in bond. per bottle...................................... $1.50 Claret ............................ per quart 25c. far too »acred for my profane feet White Grape Juice......................... 75c. Clarke’s Pure Rye, bottled in However, the few Christians wh bond, per bottle ......................... 1.25 Local Beer, quart, 3 bottles for 52s. Domestic Heer, qt., SbottleBfor 75c. have been permitted to see tbe tomb O d Crow, bottled in bond, (ter may look ouly through a small window bottle ............................................. 1.50 iuto a dark chamber in which a cloth Hermitage, bottled in bond, [ter boitle .. . .................. . 1.50 covered mound Is scarcely discernible, Cyrus Noble, 3 Crown ............... 1.50 Keg Beer.................... 15 gallons $5 75 it is said that no Moslem even will O. T. O. bottled in bond, per Keg Beer ............. .10 gallons 4.00 enter the inner shrine.—Christian lier bottle.................... 1.25 Local bottle Beer, fldoz. quarts 10.00 aid. Kentucky Dew, Vi gul., bottled Local bottle Beer, 10 doz. pints 11.0Q in bond ........................................ 2.15 Kentucky Dew, full (tint, bottled CITY OF in bond ........ 75 Budwieer Beer. 6 doz. quarts $15.00 John Dewar & Sons, Old Scotch Ephesus, Once on the Seacoast, Is Now Whiskey....................................... 1.56 Budwiser Beer, 10 dozen pints 18.(10 Located Far Inland. Old style Langer Beer, 10 doz [it 11.CO Black & White, Old Scotch Sir William Ramsay characterizes Whiskey ....................................... 1.50 Ephesus as the "City of Change.” And V.O.P., Old Scotch Whiskey ... 1.7ft truly it lias seen marvelous changes Sandy Macdonald’s Old Scotch White Port, Old Monk Brand. Whiskey....................................... 1.75 $1 00 [ter gal. and its inhabitants many removals, lu Hunter Baltimore, Rye Scotch Port Wine........................ 1.00 [ter gnl. the days of St. Paul and St. John Eph Whiskey ...................................... 150 Sherry.................................1.00 per gal. esus was a city of the seacoast; the Canadian Club........... .................... 1.60 Claret ..................................75c. pergal. waters of the Aegean lapped its busy I. W. Harper.................................... 1.00 Angelica.............................1.00 [ter gal. wharves. Now the traveler to Ephesus Harvester Old Style...................... 100 Zenfendel ...................... .1.25 per gal. Monogram................................... 1.00 Tokey............................... 1.25 [ter gal. can scarcely Imagine that he Is near the sea To all appearances he is as Kentuck Dew.................................. 1.00 far away as on one of our inland prai Billie Taylor, full quart ........... 1.25 Coronet Dry Gin per bottle 1.00 Monogram ..................... pergal. $5.00 ries. The Cayster durlug all these ages A.V.H. Gin.................. per liottle 1.75 White Corn Whiskey, [ter gal. 4.00 has brought down mud and slit from Gordon Sloe Gin.... .per bottle 1.75 Harvester Old Style ..[tergal. 4.25 the mountains until now Ephesus is Gordan Dry Gin....... [ter bottle 1.25 McBrayer, 13years old. [ter gal. 6.00 miles from the seashore. Even In St. Rock and Rye.............. [ter bottle 1.00 Echo Spring ................. [tergal 4.25 John's time the port was kept open El Bart Gin ............... . .................. 1 25 Chestnut Grove Rye. .[ter gal. 2.75 Virginia Dare Wine . [terbottle 75c. Kentuckey Dew......... per gal. 2 25 only by strenuous effort and constant dredging. Port Wine......................[ter quart 35c. Alcohol............................ [tergal. 4 00 These changes wrought by nature Cornet Dry Gin............ pergal. 4.00 have compelled frequent changes on the part of the inhabitants. The orig AT inal city was built not fur from Aynso- louk and “the whole Ephesian valley was an arm of tbe sea dotted with WHOLESALE AND RETAII. DEALER COR lat and Ist AVENUE E rocky islands and bordered by pictur esque mountains nnd wooded promon tories," we are told. As tbe sea receded JOHN LELAND HENDERSON In the course of the centuries the pop SIDNEY’ E HENDERSON, Secretary-Trea». President; ulation moved with it until the Roman Attorney-at-Law and Notare city, the city of St. Paul nnd St. John, was some miles from the original site. [Pnblic. At last this port became ItniHissible and the inhabitants moved further back, nearer to the site of the more ancient city, where today the few inhabitants that still remain arc found.—Cbrlstluu Herald A. C. EVERSON, LAND AND MERCHANDISE BROKER Buys, Sells and Exchange. Large and Small Tracks, i Room : No 215 TILLAMOOK BLOCK, BOTTLE GOODS. Special Prioes for Family Trade. A Domestic Beers. CHANGE. WINES. WHISKEYS. BILLY STEPHENS, Tillamook Title and Abstract Company The Chilling Reply. According to a Washington legal light, there are times when a lawyer regrets the use of an Illustration which a moment before has appeared especial ly felicitous. • “The argument of my learned and brilliant colleague," said counsel fot the plaintiff In a suit for damages from a railway company. "Is like the snow now falling outside —it Is scattered here, there and everywhere." | Whereupon opposing counsel Improv ed his opportunity. "All 1 «an say,” he hastily interposed, "is that the gen tleman who has likened my argument to tbe snow now falling outside Las neglected to observe one little |>oint to BOTH PHONES. which 1 flatter myself the similarity extends—it has covered all the ground In a very short time.” A Thing to Be Dreaded, n tbe capitol at Washington one y a California congressman got to king about tuna fishing off tbe coast California. fbe tuna fishermen, he wild, go out small motorboats with a long line Ited with flying flab, and to catcb ytbing less than a hundred pound la was not considered good sport It tids juncture he was approached a colored messenger who had over ird him. Scuse me. sab.” said be. with a ge expression In bls wondering eyes, ut did yo' say dey went tlshln' fo nned poun fish In a little motab it?” Oh. year- smiled the congressman bey go out very frequently." Crabs' Shells. Golly." exclaimed tbe messenger, as The shell of a crab when once hard ilcturing the scene, "ain't dey feared ened cannot grow, and the crab is r might ketch one?”—Philadelphia forced to moult or cast off Ills out egrapb. grown shell from time to time and grow a new one a little larger. A Babiaa and Walking. crab when growing this new shell Is Wl'.fle many mot berg are proud of known as a soft shell or "soft” crab, child that can toddle around the and at such times he is, of course, es m when ten months old.” said a pecially subject to attack from his ene tor, "they should do everything to mies, as the shell, which is his natural P It from walking at that age It Is armor, is wanting. In museums there young, and tbe bones of tbe leg are exhibits of as many as fourteen I back are weak. Rowlegs and In castoff shells of a single crab, begin >e cases spinal curvature always re ning with a very tiny one and each : to tbe lifelong regret of tbe motb one just a size larger than tbe last Many mothers take the child that lust beginning to walk and exhibit In a Safe Place. o tbe neighbors and relatives. Tbe Master (who Is trying to make a «’Ion Is one of rejoicing, but dire good impression on his strait laced ults are sure to follow If the child aunt from whom he baa expectation») i been permitted to walk too soon.” -Mary, have you seen a letter any blladelpbia Inquirer. where about marked “private?” Mary —You mean tbe one from the man who Didn’t Make a Hit. can’t get 'Is money out of you, sir? I oonj Mr. Sissy (to bis pretty cons- put It be'ind tbe mirror, sir.-London -I aay. Maude, bow did my song, »me Again From a Foreign Shore," Punch. m to Impress Cousin-Wett. . looked as If 1 ever came Headlight, June 5, IÖI3 When England Nsedad Bread. England wus once on the vergo of a bread famine. That wus in 1800. when the wars with France combined with a succession of bad harvests to plunge the country Into a state of general des titution. "A law was enacted.” writes Mr. F. W. Hnckwood, “prohibiting the sale of bread till It had lawn out of tho oven at least twenty four hours Food was so scarce and dear that a portion of tlrti population refused to starve In silence, and rioting broke out In ninny parts of England The nets against •forestalling and regrntlng*—that Is. an ticipating the markets so as to raise the price of foodstuffs—were rigorous ly enforced A royal grant of £500 was made to one Thomas T<slen, to enable him to prosecute a discovery made by him of a 'paste' as a substi tute for wheat flour.”—Loudon Stand ard. .(INCORPORATED), Law : Abstracts: Real Estate Surveying ; Insurance. TILLAMOOK, ORE. The best Baker j Built fri'efed, j I like o n°t bolted 1 Aether 1 llocomotwe boiler ll Putty M AMERICA’S BEST RANGE The Arcadian is a perfect baking -“"WW” !• range, and slay* a perfect baker for a life-^^ Iliac lx cause it is built tike ■ locomotive be'lcr. Built cf malleable iron and charcoal iron rive ted together inMead of being bolted together. Made airtight without tbe use of V Move putty to crumble and fall out, as hap- - if-,. pen» in ca<i iron and SO- called ilccl ranges, allow ing false drafts to lag the fire or deaden it Tb* Ar-»dl»a II »nr* will »-»-r h»»« filM dralu—M will »In»» 4. blkuie. wtn< • lh«4 l<M I lhas common rant*. i i I | Jones-Knudson Furniture Co. Much BitulHhic to be Laid in Sheridan lo* king favcrably upon bitttlithic an in the many Northwestern cities where it han been down for some tune it has l*een decidedly popu lar from every *1and[>oint. Not only is it e< onimicsl and durable, but it is noiseless, non slippery, yet smooth, and adds much to the l-eaiity of any town. The City Council of Sheridan, Oregon has just awarded to the Her Hint Foiled. Warren Brother» Company a con Do you believe that two can live »» tract for laying approximately cheaply ■■ one?" "No; I don’t believe that even ooe 35,008 square yards of Bitulitbic paving in Sheridan in the immedi can live cheaply. "-Houston Poet. ate future See Big Mack for your sewer con Towns xnd cities where paving is Patience 1» bitter, hot It» fruit le * ■ to be done In the near futuie are all nection» sweet—Ruussgem Modern “Antiques.* There Is a class of traveling Ausri- cans w ho put uot their trust in tbe dealers lu antiques tn European cities, nut go prowling about In castles and peasaut bouses seeking to discover for themselves rare and ancient bits of furniture, pottery and tbe like. So per sistent and large baa this class grown that the dealera, feeling tbe trade in spurious antiques was falling off. bave resorted to tbe plan of stocking some of these chateaux and peasant bouses with modern "period stuff." And they say that tbe amateur discoverers are perfectly happy in their ignoraoce: One of these collectors bad "discov ered" and bought from a farmhouse tn the Eifel, that picturesque volcanic plateau in western Prussia, a wonder fully carved cabinet The farmhouse was at the top of a steep bill, and the American walked close to tbe buaky [xirter aa be carried the cabinet care fully down. Tbe “treasure” waa heavy, the day was warm, and tbe porter gruuted at every other step. "That's a pretty heavy load—to car ry that cabinet down tbe bill,” said tbe American. "Yes," agreed the porter, stopping to rest a moment “but it was heavier still when I took It up the bill a week ago." —Harper’s. i The Csstor Oil Plant. Tho rapid growth of tbe castor oil plant bas become proverbial. Some eoiumeutiitors bave declared that the plant known as Jonas' gourd was the castor oil plant. There are vast plains tn Bengal covered with the oil produc ing vegetable. Immediately after tbe monsoon, when tbe water has receded, the peasant rakes tbe mire and put» the oil plant seeda In the ground two by two. The plunts rapidly develop their great leaves and produce their fruit, which grows tn groups of cap sules. acquiring a coppery green color mottled with purple and rich carmine. When the hot sun bns dried the podg they burst The women and children watch tbe pods, and when tile flrst crack appears they are ready to catch the precious seeds within. When the seeds hnve dried a few days tbe na tives toast them, crtisb them In a mor tar and plunge them In boiling water, when tbe oil rises to tbe surface.—Ex change. Jade. Jade Is regarded by the Chinese as the most precious of precious stones. You can buy a small piece in white for £10, but a similar specimen in emer ald green would cost you from £35 to £50. The value of the stone depends on the coloring and especially on trans parency, luster and brilliance of tbe beautiful emerald green, usually dis tributed in splashes through the ma trix, which may be white or greenish, or even tinted with lavender. Rarely Indeed does It occur In sufficient quan tity to furnish a large example. Some times small pieces uro selected to be made into beads of the purest emerald tint, free from those flecks which de preciate their worth. In the sunlight if you examine such beads, you will find that they upproaeb the emerald In purity of tone.—J. F. Blacker tn Lon don Opinion. England’s First Coffee. Coffee, like tea, was from an early date welcomed as a rival to alcoholia liquors. Writing In 1650, shortly after Its introduction into England, Howell makes the comment “that this coffa drink hath caused a great sobriety nmongst all nations. Formerly clerk», apprentices, etc., used to take their morning drafts In ale. beer or wine, which often made them unfit for busi ness Now they play the good fellows In this wakeful and civil drink. Tbe worthy gentlemnu, Rlr James Muddl- ford, who Introduced tbe practice thereof first In I-ondon. deserves much respect of tbe whole nation.” Between Girls. "Why the cogitation?" “I dislike to take my engagement ring to a jeweler, aud yet I should like to know wbnt it cost But it would embarrass me to take it to a jeweler." "You needn't There are at least two girls In our set who bare bad It valued."—Kansas City Journal. Hodgepodge. We are told that rest Is n great l>enu- tlfier—yet hoboes oro not handsome. From a school examination paper: Positive, much; comparative, not much; superlative. nothing. The Human Volos. On a bill of fare we read: “Deviled A contributor to tbs Paris Ganlois crabs a la diable”—which somehow re claim» that tbe human voice is becom minded us of the man who ordered "a ing lower. He say» that ten genera small demllasse of black cafe noir." tions ago our ancestors hardly knew A southern paper prints this bright what a bass voice waa. Today the bit from n correspondent: “The differ avemge male voice is a baritone. A ence between life and love Is that life's lowering of pitch is also noticeable Just one darned thing after another among women. Sopranos are becom aud love’s two darned things after one ing rarer. another.”—Boston Transcript Thev Do Not Bpoak Now. Ha Loved His Teacher. Rato—1 want to have come picture» Teacher—Well. Tommy, can you tell taken. Can you recommend a photog me the meaning of "repent?" rapher? Tommy-1 lion t know. air. Marie—Well, tbere'e Tripodd. They Teacher—Well, suppose I stole a any be bas a wonderful way of making purse and got locked up; wouldn't I plain people look handsome-— Boston repent? Transcript Tommy—No, air. You'd tie aorry they caught you — fxmdon Tit lilts. Had Good Sense. It Happened In Boston. Visitor—Put me off at the next cor ner. please, conductor Conductor — Madam, I shouldn't like to do that; but I will stop the rar and help you got off—Judge. Falber—That yonng man of yonr» baa more traine than 1 gave him cred it for. Daughter — Ob. papal You don't really mean it? Father Yeo Instead of coming to »••«• me he e> ’led me up on tho telephone. I'blladelpbia Telegraph. Equally So. Jack —I tdl yon w hen yon get around the proposing point with a girl the s>i«p»-n»e la awful Tom-Well, and how shout the expense?— Boaton Tran- arrtpt Patient Buffering. Mero pelt la not education, does not bring growth It is the suffering of willing onbmburton to God that eoftene and spiritualizes end bleesee ue.—Phil lips Brooks. To be thrown nf»on one's resource» Is to t>e mat into tbe lap of fortuae.— Denjainin Fraukllm Only s cheap person will try to make another person feel cheap. — Youtb'e Comps Blow.