illamook
CURIOUS PLEASURE.
Sympathy That May Bs Excited by •
Paroxyam of Hysterica.
Some persona derive pleasure from
receiving sympathy, and thia often
causes them, especially if they are
women who have suffered some afflic
tion. to affect a very demonstrative
grief, its paroxysms timed with shrewd
ly selfish cunning so as best to attract
the attention and secure the sympathy
of those about them. Often from be
ing simulated or exaggerated these fits
become real.
And there are other persons who de
rive a strange satisfaction from excit
ing the anxiety and eveD tb^ distress
of their friends. This is not uncom
mon among small children, who are,
however, easily cured by ignoring their
outbursts. Petting them makes them
worse. Hysteria in young women is
often simulated. In his work on "The
Influence of Education on Diseases of
the Nervous System” Dr. Carter says:
“When once a young woman has dis
covered her power to produce a hysteric
paroxysm at will and has exercised it
for her own gratification without re I
gard to the anxiety or annoyance it
may entail on her friends a very re
markable effect is speedily produced
upon tbe whole mental and moral na
ture. Tbe pleasure of receiving un
wonted sympathy once tasted excites
a desire for it that known no bounds.”
—New York World.
ESCAPED THE MADHOUSE.
Daguerre’s First Photograph Came
Just In the Nick of Timo.
If old Mme. Daguerre bad been as
quick to act aa she wes to suspect,
Louis Jacques Daguerre might have
ended bis days in an Insane asylum,
and tbe world might have waited a
century longer for a means of preserv
ing family likenessea ou bits of paper
or glass.
Up to tbe early thirties of tbe last
century M. Daguerre had behaved as
any well balanced decorator and scene
painter and steadygolng
busband
should nave behaved, and then he be
gan to experiment with liquids and at
tempted to fasten sun shadows on
glass or copper sheets. He talked of
a wonderful day when be could make
portraits of bis friends without either
brush or pencil.
In great trepidation Mme. Daguerre
hurried to a doctor and, weeping, told
tbe medical man these symptoms. To
the doctor's discerning mind they
spelled nothing less than insanity, and
In 1838 they set about preparing M.
Daguerre for a visit to tbe asylum at
Blcetre.
But just then tbe unsuspecting vic
tim of this plot succeeded in fastening
tbe shadow on the copper plate, and
tbe art of photography was born.—
New York Sun.
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Ths Makings of a Diplomat.
A Laboucbere anecdote Is given tn
the volume of recollections by Sir
Henry Lucy (Toby. M. Pj, to whom
it was told by Labby himself. It con
cerned the younger son of a peer, who
thought that a berth tn the diplomatic
service was as desirable a place as any
for one who took life rather easily.
He knew nothing of the special sub
jects upou which tbe preliminary ex
amination was based, but there was at
least tbe promise of a lark. As far as
be could make out, he did not supply a
single correct answer to the long list
of questions,
------
Nevertheless he came
out first in the competition, it was a
surprise even for a confident young
lordliug. Meeting
“ "
one of the exam-
iners nt dinuer a few days later, he
ventured 1 to ask how the thing came
about ' "We at once saw you knew
nothing," ” was the reply. “
"But
1
your
manner was so free from constraint
under what to some people would have
beeu peculiarly embarrassing circum
stances that we said to each other,
'That's the very man to make a diplo
matist' So we gave you a start on
your career.”
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The Dangerous Age.
As the thirties slip behind him the
wise man will train himself to realize
that the "good old days" when be could
do exactly as be liked and not pay for
It have gone forever. Gone are tbe
days when fatigue from extra work
and loss of sleep speedily passed off
when the stress of work had ended.
At forty recuperation takes longer.
Both brain and body when once thor
oughly overworked and tired out are
likely to remaiu below par for days or
weeks. Tbe body may not be in the
least diseased, but it Is not so strong
as it once was and requires more
thought and care. Tbe reason that so
many men suffer from ill health in tbe
fifties is that they neglect these signs
nnd live throughout tbe dangerous age
at the same pace and with tbe same
waste of vital energies as in the twen
ties. Tbe abuse their systems receive
in the “dangerous years” leave them
with no reserve stamina and vigorous
health to support them into a bale nnd
hearty old age.—London Family Her-
aid.
Headlight, June 6, IÖI3
WAIL OF THE DONKEY.
Harken to It In China if You Want to
Tremble In Terror.
In all tbe east today tbe donkey is a
favorite means of transportation both
for travelers and merchandise. It was
so iu tbe days of tbe patriarchs Isaac
and Jacob, says the Louisville Courier-
Journal. and so it will probably re
main for ages to come.
But uotbing io China is just like the
same thing anywhere else in the
world, and tbe donkey is no exception.
Dr. Chester of Nashville, who while
evangelizing in Arkansas In his young
er days had become familiar with the
easy amble of tbe long eared American
species, was induced to make trial of
tbe Chinese type during a visit to
China a few years ago. His experi
ence was disappointing. Tbe gait was
a rough. Insufferable jog, and the
characteristic bray was a painful
phenomenon in tbe realm of sound.
Dr. Chester reports his impressions as
follows:
"Tbe power of heredity, working
through millenniums of Isolation, with
no modification from foreign admix
ture, has developed in the bray of tbe
Chinese donkey a quality all its own.
There are no words In English to de
scribe tbe heartrending pathos of it
It was as if an appeal to heaven
against the cruelty and oppression of
ages were at last finding utterance in
one long. loud, undulating walL And
when our party of three met another
party of six and all nine of the don
keys began at one time to exchange
the compliments of the day then pa
thos gave place to terror, and you
could only sit. appalled and trembling,
as the mighty reverberation rolled
away on its journey round tbe world.”
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Toward even Ing the lazy man begin*
to be busy —Greek i’roierh.
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HOW TO GROW STRONG.
The Eight Natural Exercise* Give the
Best Physical Culture.
it is not logical for a man to swing
in tbe air banging on two rings by his
bands, according to George Hebert, a
French naval lieutenant who has de
voted himself to tbe study of physical
culture. Such exercise demands ab
normal efforts, which must be harmful
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because they do not respond to any ne
cessity.
For the same reason it Is poor gym
nastics to raise and hold the arm in tbe
air while holding tbe rest of the body
motionless Tbe result of such action
is incomplete development Tbe arm
should be exercised by throwing some
thing. by climbing or by boxing, and
the legs should be exercised by run
ning or swimming. because these essen
tially natural movements have a happy
reaction on tbe whole organism.
A particular movement may be inter
esting in the case of invalidism when
tlie subject Is capable of ordinary ex
ercise. but when people are in bealtb
and anxious to become strong there is
only one means of obtaining physical
improvement and only one form of ef
ficacious physical culture.
That Is to carry out such exercises as
were imposed by nature upon the men
of the forests and such as are in use
now among savages. These are walk
ing. running, leaping, climbing, lifting.
jumping, boxing and smimming. All the
obligations of primitive life have a
place In these eight natural exercises.—
Harper's Weekly.
Three Ideas of Nothing,
In an Irish school not long ago a
schoolteacher asked a class to define
"nothing.” He wrote the question on
tbe blackboard and did so quickly and
rather carelessly. A little red beaded
fellow's band shot up.
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“Well, Tliady, what Is nothing?” I
said the teacher. “You may tell us.”
"It's the dot on tbe 1 ye’ve just for
gotten to make, sori" was the trium
phant reply.
An equally good definition was thnt
of tbe lad who declared that nothing
was "a footless stocking without a
leg." He. too, was Irish. Less imagi
:
native, but no less convincing, was tbe
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mercenary definition given by a canny
The Oldest Book,
The oldest book In the world to "chlel” in Scotland.
"It's when a man asks ye to baud
which a positive date can be assigned
is an assortment of proverbs some- his horse,” he explained ruefully, "»nd
wbat after the style of the proverbs then just says, •Thank yel’ ”
collected by Solomon. The work is ac
Down From Noah.
credited to Ptab-hotep, an Egyptian
The smaller a nation the longer the '
king, and Egyptologists assigu to It an
antiquity of at least 300 B C. Abra pedigree of the native. Thus every
ham was called to leave bls home iu Scotsman of decent lineage Is descend
Ur of tbe Chaldees 1021 B. C., so that ed from the Bruce, every Irishman
this volume was written 1,100 years from the Red Kings, nnd every Welsh-
How Did She Know?
before the beginning of Jewish his man frorn Noah. The last claim has
When the boarders were all gathered
tory. The deluge is placed by most been made for the family of the late
Tredegar.
Coxe,
writing
in
1800,
alxmt the table fussy little Miss
cbronologists at B. C. 2348, so the Lord
touring In Monmouthshire, wrote Mac----- gushingly stammered to Mr.
book. If its dating is correct, must when__ ___
have been written before the flood. that "fanciful genealogists derive the Mac-----. her namesake, but who was
Methuselab was born B. C. 3317. so origin of the Morgans from tbe third no relation: "Oh. Mr. Mac----- 1 You
but that there was a di- must pardon me for opening your
that tills papyrus was prepared and sen of Noah." L-.----- --------- -----
vision of opinion In favor of the first mother's letter. 1 feel awful about It!
these proverbs were collected when
But I didn't read a single word, 1 as
the oldest man on record was a lively son.—London Standard.
sure you. When I saw the heading
young fellow of 300 years.
Future Troubles.
'Chicago’ and 'Dear mother' and the
Rounder—Fuuny what ideas come signature I knew it wasn’t for me. so
Trousers Forbidden.
Into a fellows head. This morning I wouldn't read a bit of It, for I'm
Strange though It may appear to the I
while dressing I was wondering bow. sure I wouldn't like any one to rend
present generation. It.seems that trou
In the future life. I could get my shirt mine." "Oh. that's all right Twas
sers when first introduced Into Eng
i on over my wings. Bounder—Don't let only from m.v sister. There’s nothing
land were regarded as anything but a
that worry you. Wbat you want to a daughter writes to her mother that
mark of respectability. In tbe original
think about Is bow to get your bat anybody couldn't read.” After again
trust deed, drawn up in 1820. of Bethel
on over your horns.—Boston Tran H|>ologlzlng half a dozen times Miss
cLapel, Cambridge street, Sheffield,
Mac---- said: "Your sister wrote that
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there was a clnnse containing the fol script
she was going to be married. I hope
lowing prohibition: “Under no circum
Plausible Theory.
she's making a good match.”—New
stances whatever shall any preacher
"How do yon suppose Stegglns ever York Tribune.
be allowed to occupy tbe pulpit who
came to write
------ me such an elaborately
wears trousers.'' It is scarcely Deces
sarcastic letter about so slight a mat
Dictionary at Fault,
•ary to add that knee breeches and
An east end father Interested in the
gaiters were then the correct attire.— ter?”
“Very possibly,” replied Miss Cay home education of his children bought
London Opinion.
enne. "he has Just employed a new a little dictionary for his clever little
stenographer and Is trying to show twelve-year-old boy last week. A few
Reassuring.
off. "-Washington Star.
days after the child had received hl*
Tbe family of Mr. Torrance was
gift he brought it back to his father.
about leaving tbe town of Stratbbaven
"The dictionary Is no good.” be said
Ths Boss’ Idea.
for America. Tlbby Torrance, sd old
“Yoting man,” said tbe boss, “I ilk« "You'd better take It to the store and
maiden elater of Mr. Torrance’s, was
to see you arrive in the morning feel get your money back.”
to accotnpaoy them, Before they left
"What’s the matter? Is there some
•ome of tbe neighbors were talking to ing fresh."
slang term you can’t find?”
“
Yea.
sir."
Tlbby of tbe dangers of the "great
"Naw
I can find all tbe words I
"But let It end there. Yon have a
deep." when she suddenly exclaimed,
bad habit of keeping yonr freahne«« want but they ain't arranged right.
“Aweel. aweet; It's been a dry sum
In this dictionary divorce comes before
np all day.”—Kanras City Journal.
mer. and I think the sea'll no* be very
marriage.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
deep."—Argonaut
Didn’t Bslisvs It.
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Mean Thing.
The Yonng
Man—Ye«. I kissed her
Shaky Collateral.
when -he wasn't expecting anything of
"I don't like that disagreeable Mrs.
An advertisement taken from a morn tbe kind. The Elderly Man-A young Parker"
ing paper shows to wbat a pass a man. n young woman, nobody about
"1 thought she was very pleasant.
genius may come In a great city: ■ nd the young woman not expecting to What's happened?"
“Wanted—A collaborator, by a young be kissed H'm! Hal Rubblsbi-New
••We lunched together downtown to
Playwright The play is already writ York Telegraph.
day 8 he said she'd pay, and of course
ten; collaborator to furnish board and
i I mumbled 'Let me,' and she said
bed until play la produced.”—Argonaut
•Very welL' "—Cleveland Plain Dealer
Fins Reeemmsndatlen.
Miss Slimdlet—So you have placed
A Linguist.
Boiled Down.
yourself under the rare of a physician
“Mr». Gibber speaks seven Un
“It used to be forty acres snd a
who reduces superfluous flesh. Did he
recommend any special diet? New mule "
"Fluently r
"Intensive farming baa tbe call now
Boarder—No. madam; be «imply rec
“Almost stmultsneoosly." — Birmlng-
ommended your boarding bou*»-Loo -forty square feet and a ben."—Louis
Age Herald.
rille Courier-Journal.
don Tatler.
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Pretty Busy.
Hie Lae* Word.,
Every
Man
CarHoo
G.se'ine.
1« b« making good?”
“Does your wife always bare u>*
Every man carries gaaollns - some
"He must b* He oarer seems to
more, some iess-and th. »perk of in last word!"
tin* to «top nod tell «ujbodj
•'Voi. no I moat always aay. 'Tas.
sptratlon. If tooebed at th. right time,
•Loot tt.“—Detroit Free Preus.
dear.' or ‘Very true. dear.' -Peck
is apt to start something.—Trail Blazer
Tipping ths Cook.
In old times to dine with a nobleman
cost more in tips to the servants tuau
a club dinner. Lord Poor, a well num
ed Irish peer, excused tiluiself from
dining with tlie Duke of Oriuoud upou
tbe grouud that be could not afford It
"If you will give me the guinea I have
to P«y your cook, I will come as often
as you choose to ask me’’—which was
accordingly done. Tbe duke, however,
bad uot tbe pluck to stop tbe tipping
practice. Lord Taafe, a general officer
In the Austrian service, did wbat he
could. He always attended bls guests
to tlie door.
When they put their
hands Into their pockets be said: "No.
If you do give It, give it to me, for
it was I who paid for your dinner."
To Sir Timothy Waldo must be given
tbe credit of putting an end to tbe
monstrous practice» After dinner with
tlie Duke of Newcastle be put a crown
iuto the cook's hand, it was rejected.
“1 do not take sliver, sir.” "Very good.
And I do not give gold." This cou
rageous rejoinder “caught on,” and
the day of vails to cooks was over.—
St. James' Gazette.
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Worry Fills ths Asylums.
An eastern alienist told the Mental
Hygiene socletj' that if worry could be
eliminated the number of our insane
would be decreaased by 40 per cent.
His assertion is corroborated by other
experts.
Tbe diagnosis, one sees, Is delightful
ly simple, but tbe remedy is bard to
apply. Worry is of two sorts—that
which conies from within and that
which is imposed from without Tlie
nervous specialist treats the first and
mental suggestion succeeds In a cer-
tain proportion of cases. As for the
worry incident to our mad scramble to
survive, the doctors we look to in that
case are tlie economists and the so
clologlsts. The problem of the nerve
specialist Is not an easy one, but it
looks almost simple when compared
with the problem of the economists.
Both sets of doctors are making bend
way. and at present we may look for
much improvement In our insanity sta
tistics. So let us not worry about
worry, but work to remove its causes.
Chicago Record-Herald.
A Nelson Love Letter.
Mr. Algernon E. Aspinall In "West
Indian Tales of Old" gives some notes
about Nelson when at English Harbor,
Antigua. It was while on the Leeward
islands station that Nelson was taken
with what he himself bad described hs
"the disorder which is what the world
calls love" and became engaged to
Miss Frances Nisbet, whom be mar
ried at Nevis. Here is part of a love
letter to Ills "dearest Fanny:”
As you begin to know something about
sailors have you not often heard that salt
water and absence always wash away
love? Now, I am such a heretic as not to
believe that faith, for, behold, every morn
ing since my arrival I have had six palls
of salt water at daylight poured upon my
head, and Instead of finding what the sea
men say Io be true I perceive the contrary
effect, and If it goes on so contrary to the
presclptlon you must see me before my
fixed time. At first I bore absence toler
ably. but now It la almost Insupportable,
and by and by I expect It will be quite so
An Overhead Picture Gallery.
Kuweit Is situated at the head of the
Persian gulf. It Is an ordinary Arab
border town, built of mud and plaster,
with a few houses more than one story
high and only the sheik's palace mak
Ing any pretensions to elegance. One
room in this palace Is distinctly bizarre
and, in a way, arabesque. It hns a
large nnd beautiful Persian rug on the
floor and n celling covered with many
chrotnos of queens and actresses and
others In guilt frames, picked up In the
Bombay bazaar. Only an Arab would
have thought of that place for the pic
tures.—Christian Herald.
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A King's Jests.
King George of Greece once observ
ed. “Tlie boredom of royalty Is that
other people watch wliat one la do
ing.”
Tlie king was quite bald, and once
said that til* hair had come off liecntuto
“it was tired of standing on end to
please other people's consciences."—
Liverpool Post
A Consoling Thought.
"When another man ban succeeded
n here you failed to try you must feel
horribly ashamed."
' “No. 1 don't 1 simply go around
telling everybody that ‘fools rush In
where angels fear to tread.’ and it's
very consoling."—Detroit Free Frees.
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A Msan Min.
James—You say you write dunning
' letters to yourself and sign them with
fictitious names. Wbat do you dotbat
for? William—You see. my wife is al
ways after me for money, and when
she reads those letters she become«
discouraged.
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Than She Gave Him ■ Look.
Mrx Gableigh-The minister Impress
ed iifion us this morning that we must
nil in time join the silent majority.
Iler Husband —Yea, and io view of tb.-t
I think we should begin practicing si
lence while here ou earth. — Booton
Transcript
Extenuating.
A Frenchman was convicted of kill-
hi* ________
mother in-law. When asked
Ing —
i if he bad anything to aay for himself
before taking sentence he Mid, "Noth
Ing. excepting I lived with her twen
ty-on« years and never did It before.”
Hs Ge* gevege.
"No. I'm sorry, but I'll be a sister to
you "
"I’erdon me. I have plenty of elaters
Wbat I wanted wee a mother."—Ufs
Laws are made by old peopl. and by
men Tootha and women want the ex-
ceptloou, oM peupla tb% ruleç.-Gu«tt»<
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A FAMOUS INDIAN CHIEF.
8.*ttle, the Statesman, Altar Whom
the City Wee Named.
At Fort Madison, ou I'uget sound,
fl f teen miles northwest of Seattle.
Wash., stands a monument to Seattle,
or Smith. chief of the Sqiiitunsb and
allied tribe«. This aborigine whs re
garded as among tbe greatest of tbe
many Indian, characters of tile western
country. He ruled bis people for more
than half a century with superior tal
ent ami was looked upou as a states
man who bad uo equal among tlie
tribesmen.
At the time of bis death, in ISflfl. be
was tbe acknowledged bead Htid chief
sachem of all the tribes dv.ug on or
near Puget sound. He had reached
tbe age of eighty when ne | hi * s » mi
away and bad made manv warm
friendships with the white pioneers in
Washington
Over It'd white men
were in attendance at hl» funeral
In IStMl his friends erected a num -i
ment of Italian marble, seven feet
higb. with a base or pedestal sur
mounted by a cross ben ring tbe letters
"I H. S." On one side of the mono
ment is tbe following inscription:
SEATTLE
Chief of the Squamlsh and Allied Tribes.
Died June Uh. 1S68.
The flrm Friend of the Whiles, and tor
Him the City of Seattle was Named
by Its Founders
—Magazine of American History
FATAL ELECTRIC SHOCKS
a la Mode** Defined.
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Macle It Good and l
losa
Neithei num mu I mi * ih ever Hi
■ he
for excuses tor not ktiowii
"Ing
has m> mind ’<> »now or f”
i'he
wliii
n ii.» ii« mum to <
an
wittiest that is r»smrdi‘d In cc
nnls is tin- i-ensun given in th. eliate
l'on,
house tor not answering tin
"Who were the minor prophets'?” "1
do not till this in.' wrote the eandb
date, "because the inquiry is
'Id-
ions'
A sctiooiliov bus now improve upon
this In n illtig In a written mi'dlcal
certltlcnti- io excuse his no uiltei dance
"I certify the meillcul aiiiliorlM was
tit tn
made in «-ii 'thnt this noy Is
I'he
attend
him
:m 304 il.*y
acliiHilmuster thought It odd. me tn
nine
terim being so long and nt tin
ipon
time so particular in Its d'
•tor
Inquiry It turned out thin «n
•he
had written "3 or 4' days,
boy had altered to 3o4 Argo
They Kill by Attacking the Hear* or
Respiratory Organa.
While every one knows that an elec
trie shock, If powerful enough, will
cause death, there are very few who
know exactly the cause, anil from a de-
seriptlon given In a recent English
magazine, quoting an authority ou the
subject, the whole mutter Is simple
Death produced from electric shock,
says this magazine, usually Is tbe re
sult of contraction of the fibrils or
muscular fibers of the heart or of par
alysis of the respiratory orgaus.
While doctors have been unable to
A Foo to "Baby Ta ..
find any treatment that will cure tbe
It I m not enough that a word be
former, artificial respiration ofteu over
It makes u great detti of dlf-
spoken
comes the respiratory paralysis.
ference bow It is spoken The proper
The effects of direct and alternat vocalization of word« hns an effect
ing enrrents vary with the current upon children which Is often one may
strength, the duruliou of contnct and
snv generally overlooked
Mni'ist ev-
tbe path through the body, and with
erybod.. i> toial ■>! rep»
eg the
alternating currents low frequency
baby's ettort» Io talk, mid onby talk
usually Is more dangerous than high.
lingers In many bouies. an Innocent
Tbe lower anlninls are more suscepti
but costly pleasure for the parent«
ble to electric shock than tnau, dogs
and the children alike
There are
often being killed by a direct current
many persou» ot mature age si this
of seventy volts. In the average man
moment « |m will never prono’ nee
a direct current of 100 volts Is scarcely
I certain words pnqierly since they be
felt, 200 to 300 volts give rise to muscu
lar cramps, while 520 volts will stop came accustomed to u false pronuncia
tion in childhood becnnue somebody
respiration suddenly —New York Press.
thought it was cute. Then- are many
persons win- "•ill never get over cer-
Mistress and Maid.
Idens bo-
“Be tbe friend of your bouse servant tain false association» if
was very
and let her realize that you are Inter cause somebody tliouglit it
ested in her well being." was tbe ad amusing an.1 fiiimj to *<•■ the «-bild
mixing up thing« in Htn ti a ben liti ful
vice of a lecturer before a housewives'
meeting at Vienna. A woman who at childlike wav Dr A A Berio
tended nnd listened to tbe servaut
T gers' W makers.
problem discussion wrote a letter to
It is a fact that a lion'« or a tiger’s
the lecturer a few days later In tbe
whiakera once taken off will never
course of which she said: "I agree
grow lignin
I’licHe animnla shed their
with you, but did you know that In
hair ordinarily otn* n veai all ex
this city ii nursery maid, a mere child
I'he shedding de
herself, threw the child Intrusted to cept tlie whisker«
pend» entirely upon tbe i-llinale and
her care uiit of n window and then
followed. Intending to kill herself? there la a periillni tiling connected
with It
Men who nave Inken wild
And that on the slime day another
child servant attempted to take her iiu I iiiii I h from Anin nnd Afrlcn to Ku-
life? And why? The first one had rope nay thnt they never knew n lion
been denh-d a part of her earned wages or n tiger or any animal of the cat
because her Indy wished to teach her apeclt-a to go through the lte«l aen
will
thrift nnd the second was not allow without ehnnglng coat The
ed to leave the house after a certain »lied nt Kuiikln and come out with
hour at night Our 'friendship' Is of lialr fresh mid glonay ns silk, and yet
ten misinterpreted "
gylng through tbe Red sea the will
■bed ngnlu
No one haa been ubie to
A Helpful Letter.
account for It, but It la a fact uever-
A letter that llev. W. M. L. Evans, tbelere.—London Tlt-BIta.
rector of Saxby. North Lincolnshire,
wrote to the Immlon Times added an
Cause and Consequence.
amusing contribution to the discussion
An ninbltlou« mother was trying to
then going on In thill newspafier con dlsHiinde her son from becoming en
cerning the alleged decay of band- gaged to the girl of bls choice ta-renao
writing Mr Kvana says:
tlie girl had no fortune. “Well, moth
"'I'be name of Itemi Htnnley will oc- er." the young man expostulated. "I
enr tu mini y of us ns that of a cele- have heard yon say that neither you
bra ted cacugrapblst of the pretypo- nor father had a penny when you mar
writer |H-riod. When Mrs Kingsley ried." "That'« so.” th« mother admit
was lying very III her husbaud re- ted. "But.” «he added, "I accepted
reived a letter from the dean.
your father beenuse I knew he would
"He conned It carefully nnd slowly get on In the world." "Exactly." tb«
and then suld: 'Here la a letter from youth returned, "and she's ready to
dear Stanley. I am sure It Is sympa accept me liecause he did get on.”
thetic and Hffectlounte. blit there are
only two words that I can make any
A Durable Car.
thing of, and I don't thluk I can have
"I’ve used my car twice a day to my
gut them quite right, for they seem tu office and back, a distance of aU miles,
be "beastly" and "devil.'” "
for seven years," said Waggley, "and
I've never had to pay a cent of re-
American Colleges.
pairs."
Whatever the defects of American
“Great Bcott, what a record'" said
universities muy be, they disseminate lllldad. “What car la It?"
no prejudices, rear no bigots, dig up
"Trolley," said Waggley, and Rlldad
the burled ashes of uo old superstitious, rang for tbe waiter.—Harpe
never interpose between tbe people
and their improvement, exclude no
Tsld Him.
man because of bls religious opinion»—
Lawyer—Have you «ver been to this
above all. In their whois course of court before, air? Wltneaa—Yes. sir;
study and instruction, recognize a I bar« been her« often. Lawyer—Ila,
world, and a broad one, too, lying be ha I Been here often, bare you? Now.
yond tbe college walls.—Charles Dick tell the court what for
WltneM
ens.
(slowly*—Well, I have been here at
lenst half a dozen time« to try and
Th* Focus.
collect that tailor's bill you ows tns.
Three «on* who traveled wnt to
make their fortunes tn cattle raUlug
In the Wrong Place.
wrote home for an appropriate name to
Reedy Vsgnbond
Mls tor, I hsln't
give their ranch. Tbe reply. "Foci*«."
hud a blame thing Io «-at fur t*
•?«.
did not seem e«(>e«l»lly saltsble until
’ceptln s handful o iieanuts. Dietetic
tbe explan itiuo was fort bro tn I ng. "Tbe
Crank—That's all you nead. you glut
place where the sous raise meat”— Ex
ton!—Chicago Tribune.
change.
i
T•« Happy Msn
Takas T>ma to Orata.
The Debtor Well, old man. I'm go
She (getting ready tu gu out>— What
ing to marry a rich widow next week.
■ro you looking at?
Ho—I'm Juat
watching whether Hint house opponile The Creditor-Indeed Wett eb! Con
gratulate me. uld cluip -Toledo Blade.
will be Onlnbed first or yuu.-Fliegende
Blatter
I« Mi» B. Dans.
“It Is ImpoMlbte to satisfy • cham
Hueveas la aweet, th. sweeter If long
pagne ap|a-ilte on » ts-er income."
d< i>< y rd mid attained through manifold
"It la - iiiuesa yuu uwo brewery
afuggle* nnd defeats — A Bronson Al
»Uxk
Washington Hlsr.
coli.