Tillamook HOMELY CHILDREN. ■''«♦«n develop Into Beautisa When the Face io Fully Grown. I Let no parent despair of a plain Lbild. Beauty so far from being “skin Heep” largely depends upon the propor­ tion between the different parts of the [face, and this depends upon tbelr rate lot growth. Before a boy's voice breaks lie may have a very defective chin, a serious blemish for our ideal of manly beauty. But that chin may be destined to grow Just when the boy’s beard be- glns to grow and may transform him. I saw the other day an old school fel­ low whom I could scarcely recognize, so vastly improved was he since bls young boyhood by the acquisition of that chin which anatomists tell us is a peculiarity (and therefore a beauty) of our species. Robert Southey was de­ scribed by bis nurse as a “great ugly boy” when he was born, but he grew to be so handsome that Byron said he would be almost content to father Southey's poetry if he might have it's author's bead and shoulders. 1 cannot say what percentage of ugly children turn out handsome later in life, but certainly many do partly be­ cause in earlier life the various parts of the face have developed at some­ what unequal rates and partly because of the Influence of another factor of beauty, in which Southey was rich. Its old fashioned but familiar name is the soul.—Dr. C. W. Saleeby in Strand Magazlue. » FEAT OF A FOX. Its Remarkable Dieplay of Cunning In Securing a Meal. In a field of feeding hares foxes havo been observed to approach with a slow, limping motion nnd bolding down their heads, as if eating clover, until they were near enough to secure their prey. The following is an extraordinary in­ stance of fox cunning: One week when the ground was frozen, but bare of snow, a farmer placed a ben under a strong, heavy chicken coop. The coop was boarded on one side and lathed on the other, the lower lath within an inch of the ground, which was smooth, but sloping, with a furrow-like depression a few inches in depth about two feet up the slope. In the morning the hen was gone. The coop stood Immediately over the depression, the laths bearing numerous impressions of nn animal's teeth, and the small one at the apex was scratch­ ed by its claws. The fox had wasted no strength on the board trying to push the coop over in an uphill direction, but he tried his best on the other side. Failing in this, be bit and tore at the laths to break them and finally drew the coop up the hill over the hollow, dragged out the hen and made off, leaving no blood, very few feathers and only three of his hairs on the laths.—Haqier's Weekly. Open Winters. When snow covers the ground it pre­ serves vegetable life without develop­ ing it Snow Is three times less power­ ful as a conductor of heat than rain; it screens the ground and prevents noc­ turnal radiation. Vegetables, cereals tn particular, can endure a considerable lowering of tem­ perature if the fall of snow precedes the frost Ground planted to wheat can pass through a period when the tem perature falls far below zero If the snow covers it well. While rain brings to the ground azote in the form of im­ molili or nitric acid, snow enriches the soil in much greater proportion. A liter of rainwater contains much less fer­ tilising material than the same amount of hoarfrost or melted snow, nnd when the winter has been “open” or mild, when there has been rain Instead of snow, the farmer is forced to spend more money for fertilizers than when the winter has given the earth snow in abundance.—Harper’s. Pliny’s Yarns. Pliny's yarns about human anatomy were something wonderful. He tells of a race of savage men whose feet are turned backward and of a race known as Monocoli. who have only one leg. but are able to leap with sur prising agility. The same people are also called the Scfapodae. because they are in the habit of lying on their backs during the extreme heat nnd protecting themselves from the sun by the shade of their feet. These people dwell not far from the Troglodytae, to the west of whom again there are a tribe who are without necks and have their eyes tn their shoulders. Greatest Countries. Great Britain, or rather the British empire, owns the largest share of the earth. The figures are as follows: British empire. In square miles, 11,- 371,000; Russia. 8.000.000; Chinese em pire. 4.248.000; United States (continen­ tal). 3.000.000; Brazil. 3.200,000. These five nations own two-thirds of the world In wealth the United Sta’es is far In advance of any other nation.— New York American. LADY MARY’S DIET.' •— tiare Headlight, ben jonson . Ho Was Fat and Coarse and a Worso Bully Than Or. Johnson. “Rare Ben Jonson." who Is admired by everybody and read by nobody, was a distinctly unpleuaaut individual who bad few real friends during his life­ time. A good many people pretended to like him and enjoy bis society be­ cause they were afraid of him. He was not only vindictive with his pen, but he was quick to imagine insults or slights nnd was proue to reseut them with bis lists. Originally a bricklayer, he was big aud burly and strong as a government mule until so weighed down by fat that be could scarcely navigate. After re­ covering from a sickness once be said be had been at death's door, where­ upon some forgotten humorist re­ marked that death didn't have a door big enough to admit him. Jonson had a powerful frame and huge, hairy bauds; his face was heavy and florid, the lower part covered with reddish whiskers, and be was extreme­ ly slovenly in bis dress. He was a worse bully than Samuel Jobuson. The Intter, with all bls faults, never raised a rough house. Jonson fought two duels and killed bls man on both occasions. His first was with a soldier during wartime, nnd be was not brought to account for that Later he killed an actor with whom he bad some trifling quarrel aud for this was sentenced to death. The sentence was commuted, but be was branded upon the hand before being THE COUNTRY LAWYER. given bis liberty. His life was stormy, and when he de­ A Legal View of Him as ths Slavs of parted there was no overwhelming His Clients. grief. The fact tbut bls name remains “A professional baseball player in a household word is strange, for not part bases bis claim for a large com one man in a trillion has ever read bis pensatlon upon the theory that in ac­ works.—Chicago News. cepting service he surrenders in a great measure his liberty aud becomes the property of bls employer,” writes Al­ THE TROOPER'S PORTRAIT. mond G. Shepard in "Case and Com And ths Conditions Under Which'It ment.” “If this was the basis of compensa­ Was Painted by Détaillé. tion for the lawyer in the rural dis M. Jules Claretie, who was a friend tricts he would speedily become a mil­ of Edouard Détaillé, tells a charming lionaire. For he is the property not anecdote of the famous painter in the only of oue individual, but frequently Paris Terni». Oue day a young troop­ of a whole community, and the greater er rang at his studio door and asked if bls success, the wider his reputation, M. Détaillé would mind takiug bis like­ the more abject is his slavery. His ness. clients are tyrannical. They know and "Who sent you to me!" asked De- recognize no office hours. The month taille. hand on a farm has at least a few “My good comrades of the regiment, hours between late dusk and early who say that you are jolly good at dawn for repose, but even these are catching a likeness, and as I wanted to frequently denied the country lawyer send a Christmas present to my people “Some of his clients are prone to con­ 1 thought I would have my portrait sult him at his residence late at night, done by you. How much will you when none of the curious minded vil­ charge me!” “How much have you iu your pock­ lagers can see them, and speculate and gossip on the question and of the na­ et!” asked Détaillé. “Twenty-six francs.” And the troop­ ture and purpose of the call. Another class, believing in the adage that the er pulled out the money, tied up in bis early bird catches the worm, at early handkerchief, adding, “Perhaps that sunrise Interrupts,his slumbers to make won’t be enough!” “Oh, yes, lots.” said Détaillé. “Sit sure that they retained the ‘best’ law­ yer In the county to represent them in down.” And be had soon painted the soldier’s portrait on a small wood pan­ some present or expected trouble.” el. “There you are. I hope your peo­ ple will like it.” Gallant Unto Death. “I think they will,” said the trooper. When Sir Ralph Abercromby was mortally wounded in the battle of “It isn’t bad at all.” And he untied Abouklr he was carried on a litter on the four corners of the handkerchief to board the I'oudroyant To ease Ills pain pay Détaillé bis 20 francs. But Détaillé stopped him. “No. Keep a soldier's blanket was placed under your money. Byt you must do two his head. He asked what it was. “It is only a soldier’s blanket,” he things—first of all, spend it all in drinks to my health, and secondly, was told. "Whose blanket is it?” he persisted, don’t send me your comrades to have their portraits done. I should be over­ lifting himself up. worked.” “Ouly one of the men's.” “I want to know the name of the Big Trees of Oregon. man whose blanket this is,” the dying “In the forest réserve between the commander insisted. headwaters of the west fork of Hood “It Is Duncan Roy's of the Forty-sec­ river and the Bull Itun lake are some ond. Sir Ralph." said his attendant at larger trees, bigger than any I have last. ever seen anywhere else in the north­ "Then see that Duncan Roy gets his west," says George T. Prather, a pio­ blanket this very night," commanded the brave man, who did not forget neer of the Hood river valley. “The trees are said to be several hun­ even in Ills last agonies the comfort dred feet high r.nd to stand on the flat and welfare of his men. Of such un of a hidden canyon. Steep bluffs on selfish stuff are true soidiers made.— either hand shut in the gorge in which Youth's Companion. they rear themselves, and this reason Is given for failure of those who fish Black Opals. In the Lost lake district to have found Black opals seem almost misno­ the trees. There are two species of the mers. for w hile some of the stones are great trees actually black and all of them have a "One has a yellowish and not very dark body or underground they are rough balk and is straight and as really wonderful, flashing, changing round ns n cand>. It has no limbs to masses of color. All the colors of the a great height and has a beautiful solar spectrum vibrate through them, crown. The second species is cedar.”— some In small pinpoint markings, oth Portland Journal. ers in harlequin, peacock and formal designs.* Some of them show broad Thence to the Woodshed. Bashes of red, blue, green or purple, Little Willie, four and a half, had which change rapidly from one to an­ other on the slightest change of angle been very bad. He had forgotten his or light Others exhibit cloud effects table manners before "company," so nnd sunsets such as Turner painted his father was called into service to ad­ minister reproof. and only Ruskin could describe. "Willie, you have been a very bad little boy," said be. “Y’ou have shocked A Rars Film. “Madam, I understand that your your mamma, your grandma and your daughter helps you daily with your aunts by your conduct, and I want you to know that I do not approve of your housework.” actions. It may lie that I shall have to "It is true.” “Wliat royalties would you charge chastise yon. Do you understand what me for a moving picture reel of thia I am saying!” “1 got you, Stere," said Willie.—In­ most unusunl sight!" — Cincinnati dianapolis News. Times Star. It Was Entirely Too Dainty to Suit Her Italian Doctor. That recipe of the tallest Scotsman in London—two meals a day and live forever—would not have appealed to the Englishman of the eighteenth cen­ tury nor yet to the mau who lived abroad. Here, for instance, are a few trifles which Lady Mary Montagu man aged to exist ou in Italy: "I wake about 7 and drink half a pint of warm asses’ milk," she wrote. kafter which I sleep two hours. Then come three large cups of milk coffee aud two hours after a large cup of milk choco­ late. Twa hours lateT my dinner, where I never fail to swallow a good dish (I dou’t mean plate) of gravy soup, with all the bread, roots, etc., belong­ ing to IL I then eat the wing and the whole body of a large fat capon and a veal sweetbread, concluding with a competent quantity of custard and some roasted chestnuts.” Even then the day was not done Lady Mary goes on: “At 5 in the after­ noon I take another dose of asses’ milk and for supper twelve chestnuts, one new laid egg and a handsome porrin­ ger of white milk.” In these degener­ ate days it would be thought that the patient had done very well. The eighteenth century Italian wns not so easily satisfied. The parish doc­ tor marveled bow Lady Mary managed to survive with such a finicking appe­ tite.—London Chronicle. May 8, IÖI3 LIFE IN MACEDONIA. It Is Very Much In ths Opsn, With Lit­ tle or No Privacy. We arose early one February morn­ ing and left our fairly clean hotel In Neapolis for four hours of travel over tbe modern road near tbe Via Eguatin. which should take us to ancient Philip­ pi. Our vehicle was a somewhat dilap­ idated hack, such as Americans are familiar with at almost every consid­ erable railway station, but a surpris ingly comfortable conveyance for this part of the world. Rattling down some steep, roughly paved streets, we came to tbe center of the old Neapolis, pass oil near tbe great Roman aqueduct aud ascended another steep street on tbs other side of tbe market place. Early as it was, we found that tbe people of Kavalla were up and dolug The stalls of the fruit men were at­ tractive with oranges, pomegranates lemons and dates. Tbe vegetable deal ers displayed a tempting array of caul! flowers, cabbages, onions, okra, leeks and potatoes. As iu all easteru cities, there wns no privacy. The cook was preparing his breakfast on the sidewalk, the shoe­ maker was plying bis awl. the tailor bis needle, and tbe blacksmith was shoeing his horses almost in the very street—Christian Herald. A MOTHER'S TRIBUTE. Pathetic Ceremony at Night on an At­ lantic Ocean Liner. Strange, perhaps, to us, but very touching, is the tender, intimate solid tude of tbe Latiu races for their dead —"1 nostri morti." as the Italians are wont to call those whom they have lost. There is a simple pathos iu the incident that was related by a passen ger on oue of the great transatlantic mail boats. A few days before the stenmer sail­ ed from Havre its captain received a letter from a peasant woman of Indre et-Loire. in it she explained that her only son bad been a cook ou the Titan­ ic and had gone down with the vessel She was sending, she wrote, a cross which slie begged him to drop into tbe sea at the spot where the disaster oc­ curred. Tbe cross came in due time, a simple cross of wood, fashioned rudely enough by tbe mother’s fingers, and one night, as the great vessel neared Newfound land, for the space of a minute her en glues ceased to pulse, and the little wooden cross, weighted with lead, sank beneath tbe waves of the Atlantic.— Paris Cor. Philadelphia Telegraph. DUR MARINE CORPS'. ' T tJOlIN LELAND HENDhRSON, Noted For Brave Deeds Sines ths Days of tho Revolution. Our marine corps was organized by act of tbe Continental congress in 1775, and Rs history continues unbroken down to the present time. It is the old­ est branch of tbe military service and was originally created to prevent mu­ tiny by the sailors, many of whom were "impressed.” Then, too, in the days of sailing ships, and especially iu battle at sea, the sailors were largely occupied in maneuvering the vessel. Fighting wus at close quarters, nnd a large body of men who bad nothing to do but fight was of great service. Tbe adveut of steam and of long range guns made tbe old style of fighting impossible. The story of the marine corps ts a stirring one. The marines distinguished themselves first in 1779 In the battle between the Bonhomme Richard and the Serapls. They had previously, In 1776, taken part in tbe bloodless cap­ ture of 100 cannon at New Providence, tn tbe Bahamas. They fought in Trip­ oli in 1803, and in 1805 they made a re­ markable march across tbe Libyan des­ ert and took tbe fortress of Derna. At New Orleans in 1815 the ma­ rines again distinguished themselves, and they covered themselves with glory at the battle between the Chesapeake and Shnnnon. At Sliltnonoseki, Japan, In 1864; Formosa in 1867, in Korea in 1871, Panama in 1885. nt Manila and Guantanamo tn tho war with Spain and In Chinn during the Boxer out­ break they proved their worth.—Har­ per's Weekly. T illamook B lock , ... Oregon. Room No. 261 Til mook T T T. BOTTS, ATTORNEY-AT LAW. Complete Set of Abstract Hooke in Office. Tuxes Paid for Non Residents. T illamook B lock , , i Tillamook . - - . Oregon. Both Phone*. QARI. HABKRLACH, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW T illamook B kock , Tillamook Oregon. * - EORGE WILLETT, ATTORNEY AT » ’ T illamook C ommercial ì - . Tillamook . • - - », n. T. BOAI.S, M.D BOILED COFFEE OF BRAZIL Ths Real Thing as the Natives Make PHYSICIAN AND SI v.. and Drink It. T illamook B low The Brazilian nmid the marble splen­ dors of ills New York hotel sipped tbe Tillamook . • - ( an. tiny cup of black coffee that was to cost him 25 cents. “This isn't bad," he said, “but it isn't like the coffee we drink ou my father’s M. HERRON, coffee plantation iu Brazil. “There, when a coffee craving seizes PHYSICIAN you, you take a few handfuls of green coffee berries, and after rejecting all T illamook I. the imperfect ones among them you place these picked berries iu an iron Tillamook .... Oregon ladle nnd roast them over an open fire. “You roast them till they begin to smoke. Then before they are charred you take them off, drop them iuto a C. IIAWK, mortar and pound them with u pestle carefully. “Meanwhile a cup of cold pure water has been set on the fire. When it PHYSICIAN AND SURGEON, comes to a boll the ground coffee is thrown Into it—a tnblespoonful to a cup Bay City .... Oregon -and the boiling Is allowed to go on for about three minutes. "Now you drink tbe coffee. You drink it without straining it. Tbe SARCHET, grounds lie at tbe bottom of the cup, The Fashionable Tailor and it you don't shake itfithe fluid Is as clear as crystal-crystal clear, black, fragrant Cleaning, Pressing and Repairing “The French can boast ns they please a Specialty. of their filtered coffee. I tell you there’s nothing like the boiled coffee of Brazil, all picked, roasted aud prepared within Store in Heins Photographic a few minutes under the open sky.”— Gallery. New York Tribune. Stevenson on Invalidism. Robeit Louis Stevenson, himself the most heroic of Invalids, would have agreed with Sir George Birdwood in bis contempt for tbe valetudinarian. "To forego all the issues of living in a parlor with a regulated temperature," he writes, "as if that were not to die a hundred times over, and for ten years at a stretch! As if it were not to die in one's own lifetime, and with out even tbe sad immunities of death! As if it were not to die, and yet be patient spectators of our own pitiable change! The permanent possibility Is preserved, but the sensations carefully Life at Low Temperatures. held at arm's length, as if one kept a Most recent experiments show that photographic plate in n dark chamlter tbe Idea that bacteria In general are It is better to lose lienltb like a spend not harmed l>y freezing is untenable. thrift than to waste It like a miser On the other blind, the effect of very It Is better to live nnd be done with low temperatures has been greatly It than to die dally in the sickroom."— overestimated. It has I h - cii observed London Chronicle. that ns destructive effects are pro­ duced upon bacterial life from the tem­ California's Petroleum. perature of salt and pounded Ice ns Petroleum was produced in a small from that of liquid air. Tbe critical way in California very early In the |s>lnt appears to be somewhat about history of the country-In fact, long the freezing point of water. An organ­ before It was Invaded by the army of ism that cau pass this point In safety gold seekers Mr. C. Morrell, a drug may be proof against even absolute gist In Ban Francisco, Is commonly zero. A few Individual bacteria in credited with being the first to attempt every culture tried were nlde to endure the distillation of kerosene from crude unharmed the temperature of liquid petroleum. This whs in 1857, but sev air. This Is believed to liuve been due eral years prior to that Andreas I’lco to the absence of water in cells.—BL made illiimlna 11 tig oil from |>etroleuin Louis Republic. which be obtained in the Newhall re gioti Iri Los Angeles county. This oil Knew Her Bueinese. was burned, so It Is said, in lamps In A weather la-nten woman, dressed In tbe mission San Fernando —Argonuut. new and stylish clothing, was march­ ing up tho street one Sunday morning Not Stationary. when down came a sudden shower. A carpenter who had been engaged The woman had no umbrelln, hut quick to build a cabinet for paper, envelopes as a flash she caught up her dress and other office supplies In a local com skirt and threw It over her bat mission house wns busy at his tusk “You'll get your ankles all wet, Ma­ when one of tbe bookkeepers Inquired: ria," said her husband, who was com­ "Is that going to be a stationery cab ing along In the rear. I net!" "Oh, never mind the ankles,” called "No. I don’t think so," replied tbe out the woman as she hurried along. worker. “At least I have Instructions "I've bad them the Inst sixty years, to put casters ou it”—Cleveland Plain and I only got the bat yesterday.”— Dealer. Harper's Bazar. ------------------ GOYNE, ATTORNEY-AT-LAW. Office : O pposite C ourt H ouse , Tillamook ■ - Oregon. R. P. J. SHARP, RESIDENT DENTIST, Office : Coin mereiai Block. Tillamook • . r-KOu. J. CLAUSSEN, . LAWYER E DEUTSCHER ADVOKAT. 213 T illamook B- xkk Tillamook J • Oregon. E REEDY, D.V.M., VETERINARY. Both Phones. Tillamook A. f Her Portrait Not Amiable, The painstaking artist, anxious to •‘We had to let that servant go.” please, remarked to prospective cus­ "What was tbe matter! Wouldn't tomer: she work!” "I can paint you a portrait of your "Ob, she did the work all right, but wife which will be a speaking like she couldn't get along with tbe chil­ news.” dren. ” “H'm. Couldn't yon do it In what "That so!” they call still life!"—Lippincott's. •'Yes. She'd lose her temper every time one of them kicked her on tbe A Follow Foaling. ebina.”— Detroit Free Press. Rector—I hope you didn't find my lecture dry last night! Library Furnishings. Old Garge—Well, zur, I wouldn't go "Ton have a beautiful and complete so far as to say that zur. but when library. I suppose your husband passes you stops In the middle to 'ave a swig, many delightful hours there.” though It was only water. I sees to me "I think so,” rr-plle«! Mrs Wise. • ■If, “'Ear. ear!”—Ixmdon Ta tier. That's the room In which he keeps his Ths Real Bess. Ths Helpful Man. "I doubt if Kitty will be happy when Any man who, by sound thinking and hard work, develops and carries on a married She’s always had her own A Nice Little Hint. way too much.” First Lieutenant—How do you like productive Industry and by his good “Oh. but Jack will let ber do any­ the borne you bought from me last Judgment makes that industry both thing* week? Second Lieutenant—Very much. pntfliwble and stable confers an Im­ “Pro not thinking about her busltand, He might hold bls bead a little higher mense lieuetit on society.—Charles W. hut about ber cook."—Boston Tran­ Eliot though. First Lieutenant—Oh. tint will script tome all right when bo is paid for.— All Stars. He Tsld Her. London Tit-Bits. Both Aliks. Wiseguy- I want a dramatic sketch She-1 wish I knew bow I conld “1 don't onderatand why my watch with forty be.olnes In It Hketcb Writ­ make yoo extremely happy, dear Karl Then She Said No. Wiseguy — Yes. He-Well. write to your father and trill not go.” Mid Btnylate. “I'm sure er Forty heroines! “But you are old enough to be my «Ir We bave forty young ladles In our ask him to double your dowry.—Meg It’s wound up!” father" “Deer tre.” yi wned his hostess, look­ dramatic club, and they all want to gendorfer Blatter. "I wish T were your father. Then ing toward tbe •lork, "what a remark- (day the lead — New Orleans Times Td bare Ms fortune without having to aide coincidere«.!”—Kt I xiuls Poet Dia I:en><* rat An Old Joke Retold. marry ys«.”—Houston Post Friend-The public will mine yon patch Patience la the strongest of strong It matters more whk-h way one's face now you hare left the stage Artor- Joy never feasts an high as wbea tbs drink«, for it Ulis the glaut despair,— Tbat a why I left I dislike being b'A ts set than h«vw fast one proceede.-Ar 1 Jerrold. first course la turnery.-S uuiuom . taur C Benson. . _ -Lou dun Standard. ATTORNEY AND COUNSELLOR AT-LAW G- PHYSICIAN M c GEE, M.P & SURCEON Office : One B’oclc East ot Post Office. Tillamook Baker’s Bread etgars aud poker chips.”—Washington ■tar. Sold at Careless. Absentminded Professor—Dear, dear, ■aw careless these women are! If they ■aven't put tbe gas bl'l In between the tasves of a treatise on explosives.— Fate Mele. ■ather than love, than money, than tate, gire tue trutta—Thoreau. All Grocers. ■ewer Pipe for Bale I For Sale all sizes of newer pipe .tnd sewer connections. See I. H McMahan.