Tillamook headlight. (Tillamook, Or.) 1888-1934, December 19, 1912, Image 3

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    Tillamook Headlight,
CUSTOMS OF WAR
Rules That Contending Armies
Are Expected to Obey.
A GRIM CODE OF ETIQUETTE.
Ths Enemy May Be Starved to D.sth
or Into Yielding by Slopping His
Supples, but His Food Must Not 8«
Poisoned— Prisoners ot War.
GLASS IS PECULIAR.
BOILING AN EGG.
It Hss a Number st Curious end Con­
tradictory Qualities.
Glass Is one of tbe iMuet Interesting
as well as one of tbe UMist peculiar
tilings in file world II lias curiousund
coutriidhtory qualities, and many as-
lolilshtug plteiHiluena are connected
with it Brittle and breakable us It la.
yet it exceeds utmost all other bodies
in elasticity
It two glass tuilla are made to strike
each other ut a glveu ton e tbe recoil,
by virtue of tbeir elasticity. will be
nearly equai to their original impetus.
i'oiiiie<-ted with Its brittleness are some
very singular fucta
Take a Uullow sphere wltb a bole and
slop the bote with the Unger, so as to
prevent tlie external and Internal air
from communicating, and tbe sphere
will Uy to piece« by the mere beat of
the hand x easels made of glass that
nave been suddenly cooled possess tbe
curious profierty of being able to re­
sist hard blows given to them from
without, but will be instautly shivered
by n small particle of tilut dropped into
their cavities This property seems to
depeud u|s>n the comparative thickness
of tbe bottom; the thicker tbe bottom
is the. more certainty of breakage by
this ex|>erimetit Some of these vessels.
It Is stated, have resisted tbe stroke of
a mallet given with sufficient force to
drive a nail luto wood, and heavy bod­
ies. such as Iron, bits of wood, jasfier,
stone, etc.. Iiave been cast into them
from a height of two or three feet with­
out any effect yet a fragment of flint
not larger than a pea dropped from a
height of three Inches has made them
fly.
If It Gives You Trouble You Might
Try John Randolph'» Way.
The boillug of an egg seems a simple
matter, but many a breakfast has beeo
»polled and many a temper ras|«d by
tbe cook's falling to observe tbe pre­
cise uumlier or minutes tbe process
should occupy.
That very original man. John Ran­
dolph, Is said to bare invented a meth-
od of gettiug bis egga cooked exactly
to tils taste that worked perfectly. As
la the case in many country homes In
tbe south, tbe kitchen was In a sep­
arate building at some distance from
tbe bouse, and servants were plenty.
When tbe "sage of Roanoke” took
bis seat ut tbe breakfast table there
whs a line of servants from tbe dining
room to tbe kitchen, Mrs. Randolph,
the mother of tbe statesman, held an
open watch in her band.
•Tn!" exclaimed Mr. Randolph, and
tlie word “in" was passed from mouth
to mouth until it reached tbe waiting
cook, who dropped tbe eggs Into tbe
water
After the requisite number of
seconds tbe bolder of tbe timepiece
signified that the cooking was done.
"Out!" went forth tbe command In
like manner, and tbe egga were quick­
ly removed
#
Tbe system required six or seven
servants to cook one egg, but Randolph
was accustomed to declare that this
was tbe only way that be could get it
cooked to suit him.—Youth's Compan­
ion.
I
December Io, 1912.
JOY OF CREATING.
Rut Your Heart In Year Wark. No
Matter What It May Ba.
While every man who makes a living
la not n genius, yet the real joy of
creating can iudoug to each of us In
Just as real and true a way. If we put
Into furmlug or banking or our school
work the sense of making eu met b lug
we get tbe great trenail re out of IL
When we fill any task wltb ourselvaa
we untke something.
A girl aaya. “I made the room tidy,”
which simply uieaua she put something
at herself Into tbe disorderly room and
so beaut Hied it After she bad made
It tidy It reflected something of her­
self; It looked some idea of order such
as she bad in her own mind. A boy
aaya. “I made a good recitation In
school yesterday,” and be la right, for.
although lhe lesson was already there.
It bad to wait for him to com* along
•nd make It a recitation.
So It la everywhere. Making any­
thing means, no matter bow simple
tbe task, that we bring out aomettflbg
that did not exist before and that
that something la to some degree like
tbe maker of It
We get out what
we put In. If any one wanta to be
miserable the surest way Is just to do
things without putting bls whole heart
and self Into them. Think of the mere
outside of tbe tasks and they are not
worth doing
Rut once put yourself
Into them and all that la changed.—
8 l Nicholas.
Bey Singcra «1 the Privet« Cn«se< I* Duke’s flew eeti C m «*« ••» to »«»*
Aube in toe»»« »»* V ,*■«*
fll. Jam««- Pal«««
ActMtiy <a*r* w a , ui»iv«roity w tob-
Tiler» are feu boys in Ixmdoti else
•very Kuudny and on state on i»w>*s lege la Anneri*» ef whkte 4ta*M»*»*«e»»
Wear suite of clothes that lu ra< h la -if Mrtb or »esita i-onnc (ne «es ttiate
•tame coat some tiling like *JUi Th* they do st Oxford There «ree otite» *
lads thus expensively »M brilliantly time when there »vi«'**1 • etera of “tote”
I nW* kneel* *
attired ar* tbe choristers liekniglng to tiemen commoners
tbe king’s private cbsiwl In M. James' believe, ws-a one of rkee» «ta» «•$**■*
palace When arrayed In their state «rei lal privilege* «ad cxemprle**
But that pwellsriry .oae .»ng tosati
■nits they are truly a gorgeous sight
Scarlet cloth is tbe foundation of hem »«ept »«»y Xor *n 7 aro rk* Sta
this costume Hands of royal ptirpl* qnirements for graduation Identirai tor
between rows of heavy gold lace »re all remera. Mt rhe sodai ;tf* eMflti
tbe adornments Old lore ruffiro are »»' h <-o ege of rhe «ni»»ratty » «goto
worn at the neck and wrists These on eq nal termo to r^rry one yn ’Ise as<
ruffles are so valuable and so difficult "Dube's «on" and “coni«'« *>e" sites*
to replace that they are worn only o* • like Io sports snd srnrtle* and ■ to
tbe most special occasions. At other personal rpmiltle* «.one titet derersto*
Huies white lawn bands take tbeir th* i<>«’ .. an ladersradaese as^b
place. Tbe boys must take great «-era among Me < -ntemporartee
The late F W Walker fis»
of tbeir suite, which must endure three
years Tbe "undress” suits are re­ years «o »n<-ero«f n se high im*
St. Pani'» sc tan I. was <w>ro la'j.nj*^
placed every eight months.
This choir Is one of tbe historical ha- by (be rather •notintah -nnrtier of >•
•tltutions of Great Britain, and many intended pupIL "Of -onrse " «** «K
of its old time customs. Including tbe "you are very pnrtic-i ar .»nrww toe aero
dress of lhe lioys. are retained to this ent* of the hors yon idmtr to
day The choir has numbered among school ~ "Not at elf. madam ' «a* ato
Its singers such distinguished mnskia** reply. ~A« kmg aa yonr an* lena*«» to­
as Sir Arthur Sullivan. Edward Lloyd. cen tly and arrenda tn lUa »nrv w* starti
ont a.’k any quear'esae aretes Me «to
Sir John Goss and Dr. E. J. Hopkins.
It is the right of the head boy to de­ ent«."
The head of any c«Mta** st OTfori W
mand a guinea as ’’spur money” froes
any officer entering tbe chapel wearing Cambridge might have siren s r
•purs. It Is said that when Arthur 8*4- answer — London Cor New Yer* Í r~ti
Mvan was head boy tbe Duke of Wat-
llngton would always come spurred to
SILVER PUTINA.
A LEGAL LEGEND.
the chapel. In order that he might have
tbe pleasure of paying tbe forfeit to hie An Accident Pamtad th« W«v to Sk*
Th. Tale ot a Talling Comparison I r
favorite chorister.—Harper’s Weekly.
Original Pveeae*.
an Oriental Court
Io 1742 Thomas Bnisover. • tote
When Abdei-Hakk waa poor, aa be
cbaalc of Sheffield. Eag-»n< dtarer msB
UNITY OF LIFE.
was one day traveling across a weary
the art of stiver pin rd»« He *a* i*.
plain, be came to the bouse of th*
Widow Zaldah. who waa also poor, but Cells of Animals and Plants Alik« a M pairing the handle of a snife te *toite
- both ropper and silver were -ise< fae-
Governed by Same Laws.
when lie made known bls hunger sb*
Protoplasm, the literal translation of cideutally tbe two merais wet* fo*s<
Ret tieforv him two hard boiled eggs,
which means "the first man made." together Based upon taw >oaerv*ISnte
all the food there waa tn her bouse.
Later, when Abd-el-Hakk lived In was tbe name given by a German act be developed the new proves*
Upon a thick ingot <if -opoer *te
Marakesh and was very rich. MeludL entlst In 184« to tlie shiny, granular,
bound by Iron wire a -ninner age*
tbe lawyer, disliking him. persuaded semifluid contents of vegetable cell*
It looks like tbe white of an egg, silver Tbe whole was then hentari te
the Widow Zaldah to sue him for tb*
a rev erberotory furnace until the «tiaste
eggs, but not for tbe eggs alone, for and It can tie analyzed into four chet»-
of the silver ingot were M Wsn iS to
they would have become two chickens, Ical elements—carbon, oxygen, nitruge*
begin to meit. The two miror* wesv
which In time would have so multiplied and hydrogen. It la now recognizeri
then removix! from tbe f-inaee. ewwiff
as
tbe
fundamental
basts
for
all
life.
that tbe whole fortune of Abd-el-Hakk
cooled and pickled, cleaned anti rastoffl
would not now pay for them. When Tbe smallest particle of It goes through
to the desired thickness. The -naxw
tbe case came to trial tbe rich man waa what is known as tbe cycle of life-
was a plare of copper -neve er r.te
free motion, feeling, feeding and re­
not tn court
thinly covered with stiver on i*e sMte
When tn some uncon­
“Why is the defendant not hers?"de­ production.
This vrns the first «hetBetd st**te
scious way It grows a membrane for a
manded tbe Judge.
For fifty years following tee ■ imtMT
“My lord.” said counsel for tbe de­ covering or a little nucleus, a kernel was plated on one stile inly aati CM
fense. "he is gone to sow boiled beans.” somewhere within IL science calìa it a cut eilres showed tbe •upper. l AMST
cell.
“Boiled beans?”
| tbe pnpcesu was so perfecteti toe* SB
These cells are th« same tn pianta copper was left expoeed. Ail tar *■
“Boiled beaus, my lord.”
and animals. Professor Jacques Loeb
“Is be mad?"
verplate of the world waa aerie Iff
"Be Is very wise, my lord. Surely If showed tbe Importance of this fact. 1 this process until eiectivoi«B*ti **■
bard boiled eggs can be batched boiled Although plants, be explained have no I discovered snd nade esmmfrite—
beans will grow "
□erveus systems, they have “instio'' I Popular Mecnaaw*.
Tbe suit was promptly dismissed, five movements." In analysis of t*
with costs to tbe plaintiff.—Pearaon's stlncts h* bound together in tbe ceil
R».l Us» af the Bee’s fltMSte
Weekly.
common to them tbe plant and tb*
"The bee’s sciog te a tnweu ea< •
worm at tbe root of the plant—as sotns . -apier." said a atitire emrieat. Tt testo
A Wonderful Escape.
day. perhaps, tbe tree of life and tbe , exquisitely delicate tinte tnssrei *t*
l-'leachl tried to assassinate Ring serpent may be bound—aud be called
¡which the bee Ur so*» iff trie maato
Louis Philippe of France In Jnly. 1835. their reflex actions "tropisms."
( ceti. Injects a Unte preeervaa^ tearite
The king was riding along tbe lines of
Then be pointed out that tropDoia | aud veals It up. W’tb tts thvw**-dB»
tbe mitlouaJ guard In tbe Boulevard du are meclinnival nets—that moth and
stiug tb* b** puts tbe flnm towetote sto
Temple There came a crash and a fly and Ivy leaf move in sptte of then*
tb* dainty anti wuudecfm work. VWto
rush of bullets. Louis Philippe’s arm selves In chemical subjection to light,
¡th* sting it puts and sbaism 'to to*S^
was grazed, his horse was shot in tbe bent mid odors, which tbe scientist
cell, a« a mn«oci puts and »nap** a reto
neck. Marshal Mortier fell dead and calls "emanations."—From "Man
of brt< k Befogr sveline up th* nett ■
about thirteen other people were killed Mecbnulsm" lu Metrojiolltaii
dr-'ps a w>>* Pit of p>'..«ve into cto to**F-
and thirty wounded. Flescbt bad taken
I'bi« Is formic avid Wltllo*» It aerihff
tbe upper floors of a bouse several
Disraeli's Fine Digestion.
would «(»' I Most of us tttinh th* tow*
weeks tiefore and there rigged up an
Disraeli apiu-an* to have been e*- stiug. with Its isn.su«. te s ****** «*■>.
oaken frame four feet by three feet six flowed with,a must accommodating dl
It is a wrsivn -wcvmiarlly. Ml to
Inches, aupfiorted on four posts of oak gestlon
Wlieli tie visited Spaiu I* ma rii y it is a tnax+v tr*yw*L a awwto
mid Itself supporting twenty-flve gun 1830 be wrote Ills mother glowing ac-
from wo-.’«* eud. as th* >ooey etote al*
barrels fixed In grooves st various counts of "the most agreeable dish
bunt up. a w<*od«rfui pra*vrvt»ti flhflfl
angle» so as to command au area of tbe world -nn olio
I will explain
drip*
twenty five feet In length and ten feet to you. for iii . v fattier would delight
In height When be flrod the train of It. There are I wii large dishes, on* at
D»«*r«viog W*«ey.
[Miwdei that let off hie battery tbe king each end of tlie table
The tup ua*
I*:i|irr Oloilvv is mA ¡Mug uut •
would have been killed If four barrels colitalns Isuillll la-vf. ladled pork «a*
ise to I'itv so uiuctt cette If **■ 4sr
had not burst and two missed Are.
sage amt black pudding The other is struv a rtvr dollar *<-tu. for 'naKaasafo
Wsr-that Is. warfare Iwtween clvt-
lizeil imlioiis-lias Its code ut etiquette
kiiiiwn a« the customs ot ivar. wiuie of
which are written, others tacitly agreed
to. and these rules aud regulation* <-on-
leiiilihg artnies are *up|H>*«l to regard
as sai rol and to obey them rigidly.
Obvious examples of tight mu eti­
quette are the
quelle
tlie rilles which prole t the
l(e<1 Cross flag of the ambuiauT and
turliid the use of explosive or. within
limit*, expanding bullets.
.Xouiitially a general may use any
uieaus In tils power to bring his fo* to
subjection, but there !* a well deflned
houufiary line. A leader may < ttt "ff
hls enemy's food und water supplies
He may subject him to all the Horrors
ot famine and thirst, but lie uniat not
polsou hls food or water.
Suppose a place Is ta-sleged and that
outside the walls are wells which the
besiegers cannot effectively bold and
which the besieged can reach under
AN INGENIOUS CLOCK.
cover or night. The besieger would It*
justified III sending parties to till up the
wells with earth and stones or to de­ Curious Automaton That Was Mads In
London a Century Ago.
stroy them with dynamite
On the
ELIZA WAS GENEROUS.
One of the most wonderful tlme-
other baud, to |k>llnte tbe wells with
poison or to throw dead animals into kee[iers known to horologists was
H«r Munificent Offsr For an Original
made in Ixnidon. England, a hundred
them would lie nn lltfainy.
Fiv« Act Tragedy.
A "prisoner ot war” Ims tils rights years ago and was sent by tbe preal-
People are likely to look bnck com-
He may I* asked to give hls parol«»— deut of the East India company as a
The misenitlngly U|xin the |mst in these
I. e.. to promise not to esi-ap* tint he gift to the emperor of China
must not lie forced to give Illa parole case was made In tbe form of a days of modern progress. When we
and Is not to be punished tor refusing chariot. In which was seated the figure hear what the moat prolific of present
day novelists receives it word and
to do so. A prisoner on parole who at­ of a woman.
what the weekly royalties of any well
This figure was of pure Ivory and
tempts to escape Is liable to tie shot,
either when escaping or it reta Leu gold, and the right band rested upon a known playwrights are we say that
tiny clock, fastened to the side of tbe the literary profession baa coure Into
alive.
chariot. Portions of tbe wheels which I its own
Some hark laick to tbe cou-
An unpnroled prisoner may also
shot while in tbe act ot esi iiplhg. but kept track of the flight of time were trusting title- that Milton received
tl recultured It would lie murder to hidden In tbe Imdy of a tiny bird, only £5 for the first copyright of
shoot him. mid he should not lie pun which bad seemingly just alighted "Paradise I-ost." au epic lu twelve
txaiks containing a total of 10JM15
1st.cd bn his attempt, though tie may upon the woman's Anger.
i
I* placed lu more rigorous enhtin»- , There was a eflnopy above, "so ar­ lines, but that was over two centuries
ranged as to conceal a silver bell. Tbe ago.
Poe received $10 for “The
Uielil.
A prisoner may lie cotnfielled to earn bell was fitted with a little hammer, Raven" That tnay be dismissed wltb
Ills "keep" by working ut Ids trade, if also of silver, which, although It did the statement that poetry never paid.
I Tbe modern way of making money
li» luts one. or tiy doing work for tils not appear to have any connection
eaiitors not of ii purely military nature. ' wltb tbe clock, struck the bourn regu­ by literature Is even more recent than
'I Ims lie may he ordered to assist tn larly and could be made to repeat by Is generally thought Alexander Hill
ilrnliiiiig the camp In which he is a touching a diamond on tbe woman's of Cincinnati, one of the best known
bookmen and collectors of the middle
prisoner, but It would not la* fair tu . bodice.
' In the chariot, at the woman’s feet
west, baa a letter in bls collection of
put him to building fortlfii-mioiie.
The customs of war justify the etn There was a golden figure of a dog. autographs that proves this point.
Two generations ago Eliza lx>gan
pliivmeiit ot spies, hut under certain and alsive were two birds, apparently
rules, it a soldier voluntarily turns' flying t>efore the chariot. This beautl- was a leading actress tn America.
traitor the other side Is entitled to ! ful ornament was made almost entire­ « Rend her letter. O budding genius on
make use of him. but It Is not mmor- ly of gold and was elaborately adorned the typewriter, and be glad that when
able to tempt a soldier to betray his [with precious stones.—St Louis Globe- you are paid It Is space rate* for tbe
; Democrat.
local paper:
own side.
Tremont Hous«. Boston. May 17. ISM.
It Um* tempt«*d a man m:iy pretend
E. Dusseault. Jr., Charleatown. Maas
Never Can Happen Again.
to turn traitor mid deceive tlie enemy
Rlr— I wish an original five act tragedy—
I The Montenegrin law which ordains
with tillse lllfornuitloll. On the other
the feature to be a heroine, myself th«
luiml. voluntarily to go over to the •that any found valuable shall be placed personatnr of It; th« seen« not to be laid
enemy, pretending to lie a traitor or I where tbe loser can find it reminds one In thia country; th« plot to be optional
with the author—for which. If 1 Ilk« It 1
d*—erter. would la» dlsliommiliie <-on 'of nn anecdote told of Grimaldi's grand
will pay R. Reapactlfully.
du'-t that is. If the pretend**d traitor ,father In Dickens' life of the famous
ELIZA LOGAN.
clown. On one of bis visits to Leaden
is an olfi.-er or soldier.
— Boston Post.
A spy. , of course. comprehends the hall market with nearly £400 In gold
hazardous i nature of the mission lie and sliver upon him “be found that his
American Leaf Colors.
iimlert likes mid is imiiitiill) snare shoe bad become unbuckled and. tak­
It han been observed that tbe leaves
ing
from
bls
pocket
tbe
bag.
be
placed
of the tnet that lie carries Ills lite III
of American trees, such as maples,
Ills liands. so to sjieak
Courageous It i>|xm a neighboring post and then achrlet oaks and so forth, which at
ami during though he may is-, the spy proceeded to adjust bis buckle.” Hav­ home exhibit splendid colors In tbe
Ims no rights mid Is at all times liable ing afterward to pay for a purchase. autumn, fall below their reputatiou In
to la- »hot or hanged at sight. Nuyv tie missed his bag of gold and hurried this regard when transplanted In Eng­
J brn-k to the post where he bad buckled
mln««, tlnmgli. he is itsimlly given the
land or on t tie continent of Europe.
this shoe. "Although more than three I
Is-iiefit of a trim by court martini.
An £tigll*b observer, who baa been
¡quarters
of
nn'boitr
had
elapsed.
•
•
•
Au officer or soldier. buWever. caught
studying the causes of the autumn
there
It
remained,
safe
and
untouched,
III the enemy a cmiip must not la- treat­
tints of trees, thinks the aniieriority
ed as a spy. but us a prisoner of war. ion the top of a post in the open street!" of our wofsllnnds arises from the soft
That was in eighteenth century Lon­ and mild yet glowing climatic condi­
pnivlded he is not disguised
.Sorrows of Authorohlp.
Could It happen now?—London tions prevailing here tn tbe fall. Eng­
II a coininiinder takes putt In a don
“Paradise Ixist" brought Milton only
Chronic!*
Clairge or |H-rslstently exposes himself
land. It Is added. Is rarely blessed with a paltry £5 about $25 of our money.
b> ire lie must take hls clmm-e of lie
Hawthorne for twenty years con­
an Indian summer. When the climatic
A Curious Coincidence.
Ing «hot. but In big affairs It Is not the
conditions (termit tbe leaves to retain tinued to lie. to use bls own words,
gatiu- to detail marksmen to try to I Tbe story of a queer coincidence was considerable vitality In tbe autumn “the olawurest mao of letters In
I'll k off your op|K>Dent ■ general, tllougb .told by Str Arthur Conan Doyle. While the colored pigment Is normally de­ America." "There la not much market
every effort muy be made to capture Traveling upon the continent be visited i reloped; hence the glorious forests of for my ware*“ be said at another
.a certain mountain Inn, which was Io
bill).
the United States. — Chicago Record- time.
Bhen a city or town Is bombarded ¡winter, he learned, occupied only by Herald
Thoraan la an Interesting example.
Imblle buildings—unless used for de two men. These men, prisoned In a
A thousand copies of bls “A Weak on
waste
of
snow
and
Ice.
bad
for
all
that
fer-.lv«* pur|ios«^,—sb«mld lie spnr«»d iis
Regulating Price of Boeks.
I he Com-ord and Merrimac Rivera"
far as jawsIhlH
„ |||H(V (H (.a|( period no communication with the
Tbe pric* of books was once a mat­ were primed, but very few of than*
world
below.
Here
was
a
sitnation
for
tureil the victorious foe is entitled to
ter for legl latlon In England. An act were sold, and a considerable number
a novelist! And the novelist accord-
seize art treasures, arid so « hi .
of 1534. which seems never to have were given sway by the author. Tbe
<r„
!.
i
M
"'
!
,n,rlT
,o
,et
hl
"
Imagination
play
h"id them to ratisotn T_
To Injur* or de-*-■
— -■
— —
ialsuit
the poaslbiltes
of tragedy ear I Í- been reiiealed. provides that any com­ remainder were returned to him and
sfNiy tl.etu would lie ■ the net of a
I
rounding
tbe
two
men
on tbeir moun­ plaint regarding the price of books were stored In bln attic. He grimly
xandal.
should be considered by “the lord cham­ observed. “I have now a library of
tain
height.
But
tbe
story
was never
''hen a country Is Invaded the In
berlain. the lord treasurer and tbe 000 volumes, tbe greater portion of
'"der can compel the inhabitants to written, for. happening to come upon justices or any two of these.” and that which I myself have written.”—New
i
volume
of
Guy
de
Maupassant,
which
•"'flily him with food and other »itp-
those dignitaries should have “power York Press.
l-l»-'* mid to act as guides, workmen was new to him, be found therein, un­ and authority to reform and redress
der
tbe
title
of
“
L
’
Anberge,"
the
very
■ •«I nrltPHL
the enhancing of the prices of printed
Railway Biatlon Library.
A |*ixm who Dot belonging to anv story be bad meant to write.
j books and to limit tbe prices of the
In tb* refreabment room of a Ruases
tyro«„i,^ ,„llltflry f(>rre tske)< |(p
books and tbe offenders should lose (Englnndi railway station th* traveler
Th« Harona of Andalusia.
""
1« Hable to be
Of all tbe birds be bad studied, said and forfeit for every book by them may see a small rack of book* If be
like n dog when captured
R*
«’ Farren In a lecture, none showed sold whereof the price be enhanced Is sufficiently curious to look be will
tailmlon is sanctioned by tla» cnetom«
discover from a written label that th*
conjugal affection to quite tb* same tbe sum of 8s. fld."— London Mall.
tai-W"ri
** ,nll,far? vengeance and
books sre the property of th* vicar
way as the brown backed herons of
",
1,I,K*
«" outrage «-onimlt-
She Didn’t Do IL
of the town, who place* them at tb*
Andalusia, in Rpain. Whenever tb* hue
Tbe family jar wnxed fiercer.
disposal of any paaaenger who Ilk**
»•-» »he com band relleted his wife at tbe nest be
'•«• uf a similar act nn tlie other.
“You talk al»ttt my being to blame to take a volume away, tbe only con­
¡Invariably laid hls neck over hers In a
»»• "f
of pri.son-
pri.mn- momentary embrace and then took *p for our marrying!" shrilly exclaimed dition living that he shall return tbe
er.
ii *. . ’ '*/‘"•‘ra-T "*».» •* folkrtved by
¡hl« imsitlou while tbe other bird flew Mrs Vick-Renn. “John Henry, did I valuta* tn Its pine« on hla return or
i*ru '11,1:0,1
"" ^tnal nutoher of
• way The herons never omitted thia hunt you out and then mnke love to post It to the vicar.
lid« »r? ,rM bT ,h* "',l,"n*nt». and
yon f
tsffectlonate salutation.-lxindon Btand
t “No!" he snorted "But yon conld
iteuth ",
»•- '■«••• fre- ■ rd
Hls Bert.
Sere given me the glassy eye and sent
Magistrate (tn wttnsam—I ttnderetaari
■ m about my business, and you didn't that you overheard the quarrel he
Cause onO Effe«ti- .
do It. madam-you didn't do Itr'-Oi tween the defendant and hls wife?
’ What a conceited little bump Bln
Dectoring a Doctor.
RTtnese Ves. str.
Magistrate-TeR
gleton ter «nld Hawke* "1 wonder If rego Triluine
the i-otirl. If you can. what he ass m eri
. he ever gets a gltmpee of himself In th«» I
i Klara"
tn lie dole*
Wit nera - He seemed to
Capital Rumahmant.
I "I guera there tbe trouble.- raid
"Mamma did you lov« to flirt wbs* be doin' tbe listenin'.
yeti were vnufig?”
Jinks “He probably usee a magnify
,be w,f
dorortri •og glass
"1 am sfraM I did. dear."
Harper's
Fretty Bed.
’ ■ ’•< want* fu i..
-
«
"And were you ever punished foe M,
Wife-Totrt I wish you wouldn’t gtay
tesmrnn
Na« at Homa.
poker
I don't even Ilka the name at
Cslter-la yiair father at horn*? Lit
Trxwlly dear
I married your te­ the game
Htib- Why not» Wlfa-I»
tie Daughter What la your ——
ther
Pari» Hire.
suggests "playing with Drelinaio*
pies««? Caller Just tell him u i»
Transcript
»Id trti-nd Bill IJttl* Daagbtar-TbMi
le u.,
""a* '*"<* in Ula own I rue», be .m t M »om, j beami *!■
It le eaey to learn ■»tnethla* a baril
•’•»mma it «,,, a<ll cam« be ——»
»verythlne. but dim. ult to learn every-
•I hum«.
) thing about say thing - tana»
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NO CASTE AT OYfOHti
GORGEOUS CHORISTERS.
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a medley of vegetables and fruits, gv*
erally French la-ana. earn van «eras and
whole peas
Help each person to a
|H>rtlon of the meats and then to ttw
medley. Mix them up in your plate
together and drown them lu tomato
sauce
I have eaten this every «.lay
It la truly delight tui ”- l.oiiduu Slaml­
ard.
Natural Spedaci««,
Many
bird» are provide»!
natural
brane called the third eyelid
t’ttia
third eyelid when not In use II«-« folded
tn the luuwr eoruur of the eye
Two
muscles work it. spreading It over
tlie Cornell or folding It up again much
more cleverly than a man can put oa
or take off tils s|iectaclea. But fur Its
third eyelid the eagle could not loo*
■I the mm. The spectacled bear be­
longs of Chile
Its latln name is
Ursus ornatua. It Is black aud around
Ma eyes pale ring* are drawn which
have exactly the apia-araiice of a p*lr
ot goggles
Disilllusioned.
“Rhe had played III amateur ttaret
rtrsls and threiileued tu go ou tbe »teg*
If her parent» wuuldu't let her luarvy
the duke “
“And what did her parents do after
that threat?"
“They let her go ou lhe »tage. gave
the (lilke H i-lieck fur a front seal and
Were nut nt nil »ill-prised when he
sailed bar k tu I mine tlie next iu*f*
l*g
1'leieland IT h I ii la-alev
you siuipiv rv<eu«e Cte governine*» aS
tile iMuk whi. li i.-wuied the oaKe N*te
the |MyuK-'it <A lb* $5 <b g-iid
the uvte vuHed for VT con.ma.
fere you are ie-< puntsbatNu if» s*ff
marnare fur destroying the 'iota W it •
y<H r e* h There a» r»u puoi» ty ter
tiiatlug gold or silver cuan t you y sap
It lu yiHir i-wu po«s*VM>«Mi. Out as Jte
have thereby deetr-iveal a -u«»»idw W
purl uf it« value you must not tr» to
puw It at par after to* MiaUluGuvi.
Fl«m« «n* *f re risme*
To ter Huuipbry L»nvy Oe.ouge *
(fedii of dtecvver'ug lOac to* Su*«» «fi
burulug gus *111 uot pe-w toroug* we*
guiuv havlug Tirt uni* Ita* u> l*e »qe*s*
iiK-b. Thie evutvouvu uwy »* ussseri
by briugiug a dame u» cvao*-< wm B
siuiilar gaus* wtwu tt *U1 to tenari
that Ih* duui* *i ; aa gv '.-Mvag* Ute
une* he* l'bte te owtbg to .Oe am »MB
activu vf tbe wtr*. w toste laMsto to *
duce tb* temperature of tee flease to
iuw te* tgnltivu pvuuti Uto »«h»reari
gai paulug barrn u»my ter ni**
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cours* tf tt>* gaua* tescouMu c-s»*s»ssri
Ih* dame te ahi* tv *r( tervuti*
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