Tlllânûook Headlight, tfarid ô, 1Ô12
Married Hie Grandmother.
There lived In the village of Arretfin.
Isle of Wight, many years ago a young
man who was betrothed to a young
woman. Both were poor and In bumble
life, but the grandfather of the young
man bad money, and be fell in love
with the young woman and proposed
marriage to her. The girl told her
lover. He was displeased, but. having
pondered over the dilemma, saw a way
to extricate himself and bls sweetheart
from the same. “Marry him.” said be
to the girl. "He la rich. He cannot live
long. When be dies you'll have his
money and III have you.” She took
the advice. By the marriage she be
came the young man’s grandmother.
Not long after the old man died, and
then she wedded her first betrothed.
Rather Emphatie.
In a Virginia courthouse a negro was
¡escribing how a cutting scrape start-
"Dis here Johnson nigger started to
ward me." said the witness, “and ex he
lone so lie stuck bls band down in his
ip (>ocket. And I says to him, 'Nig
er.' I says, ‘wbutsver you baa got your
snd on now better be a chicken, ’cause
suttinly Is gwlne to make yon aat
T "-Saturday Krening Poet
How to Walk.
There is no virtue in a dawdling
saunter, The slow and languid drag-
glug of one foot after the other which
some people call walking would tire
an athlete. It utterly exbausta a weak
person, and that is the reason why
many delicate persons think they can
not walk. To derive any benefit from
the exercise it is necessary to walk
with a light, elastic step which swings
the weight of the body so easily from
one leg to the other that its weight
is not felt and which produces a
healthy glow, showing that the slug
gish blood Is stirred to action in the
most remote veins.
Oomsstio Strategy.
“I suppose you try to make your
home so attractive to your husband
that be will wish to spend all his spore
moments in it.”
"Yes I keep matches and cigars
where he may always find them handy;
there isn't a tidy or • sofa pUlow or
anything of that kind in his room, and
I allow him to have portraits of his
father and mother bung In placet that
are just as good as those which ere
devoted to the pictures of my own par
ents. "—Chicago Record-Herald.
Sterling Merit.
Giant Spider Crab.
”1 bought my wife a fine arrange
The giant Japanese spider crab la the ment for long motor rides.”
rllest looking ebellflsb in the world,
“What la Itr
a body measures about one foot
“A sort of trap to wear over the
rose, and the claws have a “spread" mouth called a dust protector.”
>w and then of over twelve feet
“Does it work?'
hese spider era be inhabit the Japan
“I don't know about the dust part
« and often live 2.000 feet below the of IL but it keeps her from talking'**
irface of the waves.
Na Need.
Priscilla—Jack is the oddest fellow!
He took me driving yesterday, and
when wa ware seven miles from boms
he said if I wouldn’t promise to marry
him he'd make ms get out and walk
back. Penelope—D>d you walk back?
ITlsdlla—No. indeed, but tbs bone
did I—London Telegraph
When you deposit it in this savings bank. No matter
how small your deposits, if they are made regularly,
your account will increase with surprising quickness The
interest helps a lot too. The way to have money is to
eave it. Suppose you commence by starting an account
here next pay day.
Roth phones.
haberlach ,
ATTORNEY-AT-LAW,
Tillamook Block.
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_ or ‘ rt-
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Going limit 15 days,
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1.10
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Fishers....
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Garibaldi ..
8.75 3.40 4.00 2.80
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60
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Hobsonville
3.85 3.60 4 00 2.95
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PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
BAY CITY, OREGON
R. BEALS,
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Low Fares to Mooting of Women’s Clubs San Francisco, June 24 to July 6
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booklets describing Bayocean and other points, as well as information
•bout Eastern Fares, routes, stop-overs, etc., call on nearest Agent or
write to
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DENTIST,
B. F. O. E. (Elks) Convention, July S tn 13, 1912
I am a power for great good if you do
not abuse my use.
(n cases of need—I do my work well.
1 am a builder up of health and strength
—in the hospital or in the home.
For the invalid or the convalescent—for
the tired or overworked I offer a great
help.
A little of me goes a long way.
I have been among you for three gen
erations.
W. J. V an Schuyver Co., Portland, Ora
It ia now well known that not
more than por case of rheumatiam
' in ten requires any internal treat
ment whatever.
All that is needed
I ia a free aplicatioti ot Chamberlain's
Liniment an<l massaging the putts
at each application Try it aad see
how quickly it will relieve the pain
and soreness.
Sold by all dealers.
fully
Tillamook Block
C arl
lAn known as Cyrus Noble throughout the world.
Two Footers.
WUlls—I've fot to cut out this high
life while my wife Is away. Gillis—
What's the trouble now? Wlllle-Tbs
pace and the neighbors are beginning
to tell.—Puck.
T. BOTTS,
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Complete set of Abstract Books
□ office. Taxes paid for non
Residents.
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Our Unknown World.
- Despite the marvelous advance of
exploration in various parts of .the
globe, an estimate as submitted by a
member of the Royal Geographical
society in London shows that no less
than 20,000,000 square miles of the
earth's surface yet remain unexplored.
The largest unexplored area 1» said to
be that in Africa—0,500,000 miles—but
even North America contains 1.500,000
square miles of virgin territory. It is
surprlslng to learn that there are three ,
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M«alMee«w »L« FX/if '
times
as much land . awaiting
the fbot
of the pioneer in North America as in
I
South America.—Harper's.
To Save Money.
Mark Twain's rules for sating money
when one was tempted to part with
some of his treasure were simple.
Here they are:
To save half when you are fired by
an eager Impaloe to contribute to s
charity. wait and count forty. To save
three-quarters count sixty. To save
It all count sixty-five
Watch Your Money
Grow
FIRST NATIONAL BANK,
TILLAMOOK, ORE,
Shooting the 8eal.
Seals are caught in a variety of ways,
but they are very shy creatures and the
greatest caution must be exercised in
approaching them. Even when they
have been struck by harpoon or rifle
bullet the blow must be fatal and death
instantaneous, or the animal will drop
into its bole In the ice and be seen no
more. Indeed, the fact that a seal sel
dom moves far from its bole adds con
siderably to the hunter's difficulties.
The plan usually adopted by Eskimo
hunters is to build up a kind of tent
sledge. The sides and front are mask
ed with bearskin, the top with the pelt
of a bare. The native hides within thia
novel tent and inch by inch propels
himself over the ice till be is near his
quarry. The rifle with which be slays
bls seal is brought into use through a
loopbole in the sledge covering.
Real Herd Luck.
“Speaking of hard luck," remarked i
an official, “I bad some bard luck once
during my early days."
"Elucidate,” said another official.
”1 bad Just invested my last $5 in a
meal ticket."
"Tee, year’
"As I started down the street e gnat
of wind tore the ticket from my band.
A lumberjack was passing, wearing
heavy, hobnailed boots.”
“Tee; go on.”
"And he stepped on my ticket and
punched out $4 86.”— Kansas City
Journal
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A Touch of Human Nature.
The doors which open from the side
walk Into the lobby of a big building
are heavy ones and are very hard to
open. Yesterday a little hunchback
stepped out of an elevator on the first
floor, followed by a great big man.
The hunchback reached the doors first
and threw himself against one. Al
though be pushed with all his might,
he couldn't open It Chagrined, he step
ped back, and the big man stepped up.
Noticing the look of humiliation on
the face of the little fellow, the big
man said:
“I’ve got a sore wrist. Come on; let’s
see if we both can’t open it.”
The hunchback and the big man both
pushed on the door, and of course it
opened. The two went out smiling.
The big man bad no sore wrist at all.
Two or three people looking on felt
like cheering for him.—New York Tele
graph.
ATTORNEY & COUN8EL-
Tillamook Block, Tillamook, Or.
Room No. 261,
Garibaldi.
Wasting Tims.
“What!” exclaimed the young man
whom we shall call Bill. “You got en
gaged last night? Why, Archie, m.v
dear old friend, tell me bow you ever
came to do itl”
"Well. Billie.” blushed the fellow we
have already named as Archie. “I
really hardly know myself. But it
was Just as easy as falling off a log.
I was on the edge of a proposal—she
gave me a gentle push—and there I
was—engaged!"
"Geel I never had any such experi
ence. Every time I try to start my
knees knock together, my teeth chat
ter, and my tongue gets stuck in my
throat I've tried a dozen times to
propose to Marguerite Dempater, you
know, and I get stuck every time.”
"And she lets you get stuck?"
"Why, yes.”
"Then you’re courting the wrong
girl.*’—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Animals Attack the Lungs.
Watch auy flesh eating animal when
It la attacking Its prey or watch two
animals having a fight to the death.
You will notice one remarkable fact,
and that Is that they strike for the
lungs. Most people, of course, are
well aware where their own lungs are.
but they haven't the slightest idea
about auy other lungs. Anlmnls In
stlnctlvely know. however, the pool-
tlon of the luugs of almost every oth
er animal. When a tiger or a lion at-
tacks a man It does Its best to get
Just below the shoulder blades. If It
strikes without warning you will al
ways find that Its powerful paws have
torn right through to the lungs. A
cat has just the same Instinct It
goes for the lungs—the vital spot-
just the same at Its bigger brothers.
Watch It stalk a sparrow and you will
see bow cleverly It maneuvers so as
to get behind the unfortunate bird
and pounce on Its back, where the
lungs are.—London Graphic.
r
L.
LOR-AT-LAW,
Bay City.
Mecca’s Polluted Well.
A scientific analysis has been made
of the Zem-Zem water from the sacred
well at Mecca, which, according to the
Arabs, is the well that the angel show
ed to Hagar and whose water saved
the life of Ishmael. After reading the
results of the analysis one cannot won
der that pilgripia who drink the water
frequently are attacked by cholera.
The specimen examined contained six-
ty-nlne grains of chlorine to the gallon.
Water which contains so little as nine
gruins of chlorine to the gallon is ordi
narily regarded as scarcely fit for hu
man consumption. Moreover, in the
case of the Zem-Zem well it is believed
the chlorine originates from the cus
tom of pouring the water over the pil
grims and allowing It to run back into
the well. The sacred water was found
to possess an extraordinary degree of
"hardness." three times as great as that
of average water. It also held twenty
times as much ammonia compounds as
drinking water should contain.
HENDERSON
JOHN
Timber.
Flags at Half Mast.
Did you ever stop to think what con
nection there could be between a flag
that was not properly hoisted and the
death of a great man? Ever since
flags were used in war it has been the
custom to have the flag of the su(*erior
or conquering nation above that of the
Inferior or vanquished. When an ar
my found Itself hopelessly beaten it
hauled its flag down far enough for
the flag of the victors to be placed
above it on the same pole. This was
a token not only of submission, but of
respect In tbose days when a famous
soldier died flags were lowered out of
respect to his memory. The custom
long ago passed from purely military
usage to public life of all kinds, the
flag flying at half mast being a sign
that the dead man was worthy of
universal respect The space left
above it is for the flag of the great
conqueror of all, the Angel of Death.
—New York Sun.
Bedouin’s Three Treasures.
There are always three things up
permost in the Bedouin's mind—his
gun. his horse and his wives. The
most modern arms of precision have
'replaced the primitive spear which,
until a few years ago, was the usual
weapon. The Bedouin Is quick to reel
lie the efficiency of modern weapons
and soon becomes ac expert marks
man. So much has the spear fallen
out of favor that the bearer of one
would be ridiculed in bls own camp.
Such pride has the Bedouin in his
weapons that even in his leisure hours
he alts fully armed, examining and
cleaning each piece tn turn, making
himself accustomed to carrying their
weight No youth considers himself a
man until he has fully equipped him
self. A sword is much esteemed, but
generally only as an heirloom and as
|ivlug distinction to the bearer. There
are to be found many excellent blades
among the sheiks, some with a his
tory of hundreds of years, having been
handed down from father to sou.—
Wide World Magazine.
Hillsboro.
How to Keep Rosea Fresh.
Proper ears of cut Howers will double
:beir lease of life. Even hothouse
•oses. usually the shortest lived of bloo-
101111, can be made to retain their
leauty and fragrance for two weeks if
' >ne will take the trouble to boil the
items. To do this set a pan of hot wa-
, ter on the stove and when the water
begins to boll place the stems of the
Sowers In the water to the depth of
>ne inch. Hold the flowers carefully to
prevent their touching the sides or bot
tom of the pan. Allow them to boil fif-
leen or twenty minutes. Remove the
Bowers and clip off the portions of the
items that were in the water. They
are then ready to be arranged»In the'
rase or bowl. Many persons have poor
■uccess In keeping cut flowers because
they do not put fresh wster into flower
vases every day. The stems of the
flowers should be clipped every day to
enable them to take up more water,
Never leave cut flowers in a warm
¡room overnight Set them in a cool
¡place.—Kansas Industrialist.
Buxton.
•sized Hie Chance,
The county courthouse was burning,
ind the Judge was very anxious to
arrive at the scene of much of his
Ife work as quickly as possible and
posthaste sent the negro bouse boy to
saddle Slntram. his horse. The Judge's
sons, seeing Slntram in process of be
ing saddled, pre-empted the remaining
horses snd rode off. The little negro
considered the matter for a moment
and rode Slntram off. thus forcing the
judge to take a hurried and. as he con
sidered IL an entirely unnecessary
walk of half a mile.
To the surprise and chagrin of the
small negro, wbrti the Judge caught
him be gave him a good thrashing.
When one of the young men remark
ed: “Zack, you should not have rid-
1en father's horse off. You might have
known he would have whipped you.
aDd you deserved it”
“I know dat, Mr. Dave,” responded
Zack, “but I kin git er whippin' mos'
any day, an' I never will see de cote-
house burn ag’ln."—Los Angeles Times.
A New York Court has decided
the* a gun without lock, steak or
barrel is a dangerous weapon Thia
is one of ttie decisions «hat will be
promptly recalled ia Texas and
Kentucky.»
There ia no real need of anyone
being troubled with conati|Mition.
Chamberlain's Tablet» will cauae
Mrs. Inn Lwve. wife of Wiley an agreeable movement of the bow-
Ixrve, a farmer living near ('arena, without any unpleasant effe< t Give
Go.. says “I have taken Foley Kid them a trial. For sale by all ties 1 era.
ney Pills and find them to be all
you claim for them. They gave
A sprained ankle may as a rule
me almost inatant relief wnen my he cured in from three to four days
kidney a were sluggish and inactive. by applying Chamberlain'a Liai-
I can cheerfully recommend them
rvmg the directioua
to al! enderere from kidney trouble." with oarji bottle. For aale by all
Lamar’s Drug Store.
Office across the street from the
Court House.
Dr. Wisfi’s office.
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. The Fashionable Tailot
Cleaning, Pressing and Repair
ing a Specialty.
S» sre in Heins Photographic
Gallery.
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LAWYER,
9<ut«cher JLbvohat.
• 13 Tillamook Block,
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