Tlllânûook Headlight, tfarid ô, 1Ô12 Married Hie Grandmother. There lived In the village of Arretfin. Isle of Wight, many years ago a young man who was betrothed to a young woman. Both were poor and In bumble life, but the grandfather of the young man bad money, and be fell in love with the young woman and proposed marriage to her. The girl told her lover. He was displeased, but. having pondered over the dilemma, saw a way to extricate himself and bls sweetheart from the same. “Marry him.” said be to the girl. "He la rich. He cannot live long. When be dies you'll have his money and III have you.” She took the advice. By the marriage she be came the young man’s grandmother. Not long after the old man died, and then she wedded her first betrothed. Rather Emphatie. In a Virginia courthouse a negro was ¡escribing how a cutting scrape start- "Dis here Johnson nigger started to ward me." said the witness, “and ex he lone so lie stuck bls band down in his ip (>ocket. And I says to him, 'Nig er.' I says, ‘wbutsver you baa got your snd on now better be a chicken, ’cause suttinly Is gwlne to make yon aat T "-Saturday Krening Poet How to Walk. There is no virtue in a dawdling saunter, The slow and languid drag- glug of one foot after the other which some people call walking would tire an athlete. It utterly exbausta a weak person, and that is the reason why many delicate persons think they can not walk. To derive any benefit from the exercise it is necessary to walk with a light, elastic step which swings the weight of the body so easily from one leg to the other that its weight is not felt and which produces a healthy glow, showing that the slug gish blood Is stirred to action in the most remote veins. Oomsstio Strategy. “I suppose you try to make your home so attractive to your husband that be will wish to spend all his spore moments in it.” "Yes I keep matches and cigars where he may always find them handy; there isn't a tidy or • sofa pUlow or anything of that kind in his room, and I allow him to have portraits of his father and mother bung In placet that are just as good as those which ere devoted to the pictures of my own par ents. "—Chicago Record-Herald. Sterling Merit. Giant Spider Crab. ”1 bought my wife a fine arrange The giant Japanese spider crab la the ment for long motor rides.” rllest looking ebellflsb in the world, “What la Itr a body measures about one foot “A sort of trap to wear over the rose, and the claws have a “spread" mouth called a dust protector.” >w and then of over twelve feet “Does it work?' hese spider era be inhabit the Japan “I don't know about the dust part « and often live 2.000 feet below the of IL but it keeps her from talking'** irface of the waves. Na Need. Priscilla—Jack is the oddest fellow! He took me driving yesterday, and when wa ware seven miles from boms he said if I wouldn’t promise to marry him he'd make ms get out and walk back. Penelope—D>d you walk back? ITlsdlla—No. indeed, but tbs bone did I—London Telegraph When you deposit it in this savings bank. No matter how small your deposits, if they are made regularly, your account will increase with surprising quickness The interest helps a lot too. The way to have money is to eave it. Suppose you commence by starting an account here next pay day. Roth phones. haberlach , ATTORNEY-AT-LAW, Tillamook Block. ------------------------------------------------------- -------------------- Q.EORGE WILLETT, ................ Tillamook Commercial Building 11 Vacation Suggestions T illamook Via the To the East A ttornky - at -L aw . SEASHORE To the O regon . H. GOYNE, Office : Opposite Court House 060£H»SHASTA ROUTES Elk’s Convention MOUNTAINS T illamook , O rkoon . Round Trip tickets to the principal cities of the East, going _ or ‘ rt- turning through California, or via Portland. Going limit 15 days, lays, fl final return limit October 31, on sale as follows: SALE DATES» June 6-7-8-13-15-17-18-19-20-21-24- Aug. 1-2-3-6-7-12-15-16-22-23-29-30-31 25-27-28-29. Sept. 4-5-6-7-8-11-12-30. T. BO ALS, M.D., PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, TILLAMOOK. July 2-3-6-7-11-12-15-16-20-22-23-26- Stop-oven going or returning within 29-30-31. the limit. Tillamook Block Fao/ilo Railway A Navigation Beaches Are now within easy reach by the P. R. 4 N. and a new field for a pleasant vacation open. Week end and season tickets from all 8. P. Fares from the principal P. R. & N. stations points now on sale. are as Wheeler. • Tillamook. Banks. s. M. KER RON, PHYSICIAN & SURGEON Tillamook Block, FROM Bay City $4.00 $3.70 $4.00 $3.10 $0.30 $0 35 SO. 90 Brighton Beach.... 3.30 2.95 3.80 2.30 $0.75 .50 1.10 .16 Fishers.... 3 20 2.90 3.75 2.30 .80 1.15 .10 .55 Garibaldi .. 8.75 3.40 4.00 2.80 .60 60 .30 Hobsonville 3.85 3.60 4 00 2.95 .15 .15 .40 .75 Idaville.... 4.00 3.80 4.00 3.15 .15 .40 .20 .95 Lake Lytle . 3.50 3.15 4.00 2.55 .55 .30 .90 .36 Life Saving Station 3.70 3.35 4 <»0 2.75 .35 .10 .70 ,f6 Manhattan Beach 3.40 3.10 3.95 2.50 .60 .36 .30 .95 Mohler................... 3.00 2.70 3.55 2.00 1.00 .75 1.35 .16 Ocean Lake Park 3.60 3.30 4.00 2 GO .40 .15 .40 .75 Rockaway Beach. 3.56 3.20 4.00 2.55 .50 .20 .40 .80 Tillamook............. 4.00 4.00 4 00 3 35 .35 .60 1 20 Tillamook Beach. 3.55 3.20 4.00 2 55 .50 .20 .40 .80 Twin Rocks.......... 3.60 3.30 4.00 2.60 .40 .15 .75 .40 Wheeler................ 3.15 2.80 3.70 2.20 .90 .60 1.20 Tillamook, Oregon YV. G HAWK’ PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, BAY CITY, OREGON R. BEALS, REAL ESTATE, WEEK END FARES F inancial A gknt , From Portland, Hillsboro and Banks to all atitions named above, $3.00 Tillamook, Oregon. Low Fares to Mooting of Women’s Clubs San Francisco, June 24 to July 6 For beautifully illustrated booklet “Vacation Days in Oregon" or booklets describing Bayocean and other points, as well as information •bout Eastern Fares, routes, stop-overs, etc., call on nearest Agent or write to P. J. SHARP, JOHN M. SCOTT, General Passenger Agent, Portland, Oregon RESIDENT DENTIST, B. F. O. E. (Elks) Convention, July S tn 13, 1912 I am a power for great good if you do not abuse my use. (n cases of need—I do my work well. 1 am a builder up of health and strength —in the hospital or in the home. For the invalid or the convalescent—for the tired or overworked I offer a great help. A little of me goes a long way. I have been among you for three gen erations. W. J. V an Schuyver Co., Portland, Ora It ia now well known that not more than por case of rheumatiam ' in ten requires any internal treat ment whatever. All that is needed I ia a free aplicatioti ot Chamberlain's Liniment an<l massaging the putts at each application Try it aad see how quickly it will relieve the pain and soreness. Sold by all dealers. fully Tillamook Block C arl lAn known as Cyrus Noble throughout the world. Two Footers. WUlls—I've fot to cut out this high life while my wife Is away. Gillis— What's the trouble now? Wlllle-Tbs pace and the neighbors are beginning to tell.—Puck. T. BOTTS, • A ttornky - at -L aw . Complete set of Abstract Books □ office. Taxes paid for non Residents. A ttornky - at -L aw . Our Unknown World. - Despite the marvelous advance of exploration in various parts of .the globe, an estimate as submitted by a member of the Royal Geographical society in London shows that no less than 20,000,000 square miles of the earth's surface yet remain unexplored. The largest unexplored area 1» said to be that in Africa—0,500,000 miles—but even North America contains 1.500,000 square miles of virgin territory. It is surprlslng to learn that there are three , ---------- — — — M«alMee«w »L« FX/if ' times as much land . awaiting the fbot of the pioneer in North America as in I South America.—Harper's. To Save Money. Mark Twain's rules for sating money when one was tempted to part with some of his treasure were simple. Here they are: To save half when you are fired by an eager Impaloe to contribute to s charity. wait and count forty. To save three-quarters count sixty. To save It all count sixty-five Watch Your Money Grow FIRST NATIONAL BANK, TILLAMOOK, ORE, Shooting the 8eal. Seals are caught in a variety of ways, but they are very shy creatures and the greatest caution must be exercised in approaching them. Even when they have been struck by harpoon or rifle bullet the blow must be fatal and death instantaneous, or the animal will drop into its bole In the ice and be seen no more. Indeed, the fact that a seal sel dom moves far from its bole adds con siderably to the hunter's difficulties. The plan usually adopted by Eskimo hunters is to build up a kind of tent sledge. The sides and front are mask ed with bearskin, the top with the pelt of a bare. The native hides within thia novel tent and inch by inch propels himself over the ice till be is near his quarry. The rifle with which be slays bls seal is brought into use through a loopbole in the sledge covering. Real Herd Luck. “Speaking of hard luck," remarked i an official, “I bad some bard luck once during my early days." "Elucidate,” said another official. ”1 bad Just invested my last $5 in a meal ticket." "Tee, year’ "As I started down the street e gnat of wind tore the ticket from my band. A lumberjack was passing, wearing heavy, hobnailed boots.” “Tee; go on.” "And he stepped on my ticket and punched out $4 86.”— Kansas City Journal » H 1 A Touch of Human Nature. The doors which open from the side walk Into the lobby of a big building are heavy ones and are very hard to open. Yesterday a little hunchback stepped out of an elevator on the first floor, followed by a great big man. The hunchback reached the doors first and threw himself against one. Al though be pushed with all his might, he couldn't open It Chagrined, he step ped back, and the big man stepped up. Noticing the look of humiliation on the face of the little fellow, the big man said: “I’ve got a sore wrist. Come on; let’s see if we both can’t open it.” The hunchback and the big man both pushed on the door, and of course it opened. The two went out smiling. The big man bad no sore wrist at all. Two or three people looking on felt like cheering for him.—New York Tele graph. ATTORNEY & COUN8EL- Tillamook Block, Tillamook, Or. Room No. 261, Garibaldi. Wasting Tims. “What!” exclaimed the young man whom we shall call Bill. “You got en gaged last night? Why, Archie, m.v dear old friend, tell me bow you ever came to do itl” "Well. Billie.” blushed the fellow we have already named as Archie. “I really hardly know myself. But it was Just as easy as falling off a log. I was on the edge of a proposal—she gave me a gentle push—and there I was—engaged!" "Geel I never had any such experi ence. Every time I try to start my knees knock together, my teeth chat ter, and my tongue gets stuck in my throat I've tried a dozen times to propose to Marguerite Dempater, you know, and I get stuck every time.” "And she lets you get stuck?" "Why, yes.” "Then you’re courting the wrong girl.*’—Cleveland Plain Dealer. Animals Attack the Lungs. Watch auy flesh eating animal when It la attacking Its prey or watch two animals having a fight to the death. You will notice one remarkable fact, and that Is that they strike for the lungs. Most people, of course, are well aware where their own lungs are. but they haven't the slightest idea about auy other lungs. Anlmnls In stlnctlvely know. however, the pool- tlon of the luugs of almost every oth er animal. When a tiger or a lion at- tacks a man It does Its best to get Just below the shoulder blades. If It strikes without warning you will al ways find that Its powerful paws have torn right through to the lungs. A cat has just the same Instinct It goes for the lungs—the vital spot- just the same at Its bigger brothers. Watch It stalk a sparrow and you will see bow cleverly It maneuvers so as to get behind the unfortunate bird and pounce on Its back, where the lungs are.—London Graphic. r L. LOR-AT-LAW, Bay City. Mecca’s Polluted Well. A scientific analysis has been made of the Zem-Zem water from the sacred well at Mecca, which, according to the Arabs, is the well that the angel show ed to Hagar and whose water saved the life of Ishmael. After reading the results of the analysis one cannot won der that pilgripia who drink the water frequently are attacked by cholera. The specimen examined contained six- ty-nlne grains of chlorine to the gallon. Water which contains so little as nine gruins of chlorine to the gallon is ordi narily regarded as scarcely fit for hu man consumption. Moreover, in the case of the Zem-Zem well it is believed the chlorine originates from the cus tom of pouring the water over the pil grims and allowing It to run back into the well. The sacred water was found to possess an extraordinary degree of "hardness." three times as great as that of average water. It also held twenty times as much ammonia compounds as drinking water should contain. HENDERSON JOHN Timber. Flags at Half Mast. Did you ever stop to think what con nection there could be between a flag that was not properly hoisted and the death of a great man? Ever since flags were used in war it has been the custom to have the flag of the su(*erior or conquering nation above that of the Inferior or vanquished. When an ar my found Itself hopelessly beaten it hauled its flag down far enough for the flag of the victors to be placed above it on the same pole. This was a token not only of submission, but of respect In tbose days when a famous soldier died flags were lowered out of respect to his memory. The custom long ago passed from purely military usage to public life of all kinds, the flag flying at half mast being a sign that the dead man was worthy of universal respect The space left above it is for the flag of the great conqueror of all, the Angel of Death. —New York Sun. Bedouin’s Three Treasures. There are always three things up permost in the Bedouin's mind—his gun. his horse and his wives. The most modern arms of precision have 'replaced the primitive spear which, until a few years ago, was the usual weapon. The Bedouin Is quick to reel lie the efficiency of modern weapons and soon becomes ac expert marks man. So much has the spear fallen out of favor that the bearer of one would be ridiculed in bls own camp. Such pride has the Bedouin in his weapons that even in his leisure hours he alts fully armed, examining and cleaning each piece tn turn, making himself accustomed to carrying their weight No youth considers himself a man until he has fully equipped him self. A sword is much esteemed, but generally only as an heirloom and as |ivlug distinction to the bearer. There are to be found many excellent blades among the sheiks, some with a his tory of hundreds of years, having been handed down from father to sou.— Wide World Magazine. Hillsboro. How to Keep Rosea Fresh. Proper ears of cut Howers will double :beir lease of life. Even hothouse •oses. usually the shortest lived of bloo- 101111, can be made to retain their leauty and fragrance for two weeks if ' >ne will take the trouble to boil the items. To do this set a pan of hot wa- , ter on the stove and when the water begins to boll place the stems of the Sowers In the water to the depth of >ne inch. Hold the flowers carefully to prevent their touching the sides or bot tom of the pan. Allow them to boil fif- leen or twenty minutes. Remove the Bowers and clip off the portions of the items that were in the water. They are then ready to be arranged»In the' rase or bowl. Many persons have poor ■uccess In keeping cut flowers because they do not put fresh wster into flower vases every day. The stems of the flowers should be clipped every day to enable them to take up more water, Never leave cut flowers in a warm ¡room overnight Set them in a cool ¡place.—Kansas Industrialist. Buxton. •sized Hie Chance, The county courthouse was burning, ind the Judge was very anxious to arrive at the scene of much of his Ife work as quickly as possible and posthaste sent the negro bouse boy to saddle Slntram. his horse. The Judge's sons, seeing Slntram in process of be ing saddled, pre-empted the remaining horses snd rode off. The little negro considered the matter for a moment and rode Slntram off. thus forcing the judge to take a hurried and. as he con sidered IL an entirely unnecessary walk of half a mile. To the surprise and chagrin of the small negro, wbrti the Judge caught him be gave him a good thrashing. When one of the young men remark ed: “Zack, you should not have rid- 1en father's horse off. You might have known he would have whipped you. aDd you deserved it” “I know dat, Mr. Dave,” responded Zack, “but I kin git er whippin' mos' any day, an' I never will see de cote- house burn ag’ln."—Los Angeles Times. A New York Court has decided the* a gun without lock, steak or barrel is a dangerous weapon Thia is one of ttie decisions «hat will be promptly recalled ia Texas and Kentucky.» There ia no real need of anyone being troubled with conati|Mition. Chamberlain's Tablet» will cauae Mrs. Inn Lwve. wife of Wiley an agreeable movement of the bow- Ixrve, a farmer living near ('arena, without any unpleasant effe< t Give Go.. says “I have taken Foley Kid them a trial. For sale by all ties 1 era. ney Pills and find them to be all you claim for them. They gave A sprained ankle may as a rule me almost inatant relief wnen my he cured in from three to four days kidney a were sluggish and inactive. by applying Chamberlain'a Liai- I can cheerfully recommend them rvmg the directioua to al! enderere from kidney trouble." with oarji bottle. For aale by all Lamar’s Drug Store. Office across the street from the Court House. Dr. Wisfi’s office. T MARCH ET, . The Fashionable Tailot Cleaning, Pressing and Repair ing a Specialty. S» sre in Heins Photographic Gallery. J. CLAUSSEN, LAWYER, 9<ut«cher JLbvohat. • 13 Tillamook Block, T illamook J E. - REEDY, O bkgom D.V.M., VETERINARY llioth Phones). Tillamook Oregon. Mother knows she has made the test, Tillamook Baker's Bread Six barge boaves J I