Tillamook Headlight, May 30, 1912
For Violent Transit.
A book by Edwin J. Dingle, entitled
“Across China on Foot." contains a
bit of practical advice about tbe man­
ner In which American goods should
be jacked for transportation in the
interior of China. Conditions are such
that tbe packing should be thoroughly
done. Tbe Germans and tbe Japanese
understand this; British and American
manufacturers are either careless In
this respect or Ignorant of what Is de­
manded by the conditions of transpor­
tation over roads that are mainly eight
Inch tracks slong the face of preci­
pices.
One of Mr. Dingle's friends, needing
s typewriter and knowing the country,
wrote home explicit directions as to
the packing. "Pack It ready to ahip,”
he wrote, “then take it to the top of
your office stairs, throw It downstairs,
take the machine out and Inspect, and
If It Is undamaged send It to me. If
damaged, pack another machine and
subject it to the same treatment until
you are convinced that you have one
that can stand being thus handled and
escape injury."
Didn't Convert Franklin.
Whitefield, the great preacher, who
toward the middle of the eighteenth
century started such a revival of re­
ligion in all the colonies, was, of
course, a man of too much ability to
escape tbe serious regard of Franklin,
who relates that he attended one of
hr- sermons, fully resolved not to con­
tribute to the collection at the close
of it.
“I had in my pocket,” he says,
handful of copper money, three or
four silver dollars and 5 pistoles tn
gold.
As he proceeded I began to
soften and concluded to give him a
copper. Another stroke of his oratory
determined me to give him the silver,
and he finished so admirably that I
emptied my pocket wholly Inta the
collector's dish, gold and all.”
Franklin and Whitefield became fast
friends, and Whitefield often prayed
for his friend's conversion, but “nev­
er,” says Franklin, “had the satisfac­
tion of believing that his prayers were
heard.”—“The Real Benjamin Frank­
lin.”
Woman ths Excaption.
“As I understand it,” said the yonng
man thoughtfully, “two negatives
make an affirmative.”
“Quite right,” replied the distinguish­
ed grammarian.
“And yet,” persisted the young man,
**lt doesn’t seem to work out just exact­
ly right.”
“What's the trouble?” asked the
distinguished authority. "Perhaps I
can straighten the matter out for you.”
"I will be deeply Indebted to you if
you can,” said the young man earnestly.
“In the last two months I have re­
ceived two decided negatives—one each
from two girls—and for the life of me
I can't see where the affirmative comes
in."
"My dear sir,” explained the distin­
guished authority, “as you grow older
you will learn bow utterly Impossible
It is to apply any rules to womankind!”
What Wealth Brings.
The late Colonel Ingersoll was talk­
ing one day with a group of friends
when the subject of wealth and the de­
sire of most men to accumulate money
was discussed.
"i never could understand It.” said
the colonel. "Just Imagine a man with
800.000 hats. 400.000 pairs of shoes.
1,000.000 pairs of gloves. 0.000.000 hand
kerchiefs, 200,000 pairs of suspenders
and a train load of neckties getting up
before daylight and exerting every en­
ergy until late at night In order that be
may make enough money to buy him­
self another necktie!”
Artletie.
“I will give yon your dinner If you
will beat those rugs." said the wom­
an with the gingham apron at the
back door.
“Ah. madam.” replied the wanderer,
his hat tn his hand, "those ruga are
really and truly beautiful—exquisite.
I don't think they possibly could be
beat!”—Yonkers Statesman.
A Boomerang Rebuke.
A certain high school professor, who
at times is rather blunt In speech.* re­
marked to his class of boys at the be­
ginning of a lesson. “I don’t know why
It Is—every time I get np to speak
some fool talks." Then be wondered
why the boys burst ont Into a roar of
laughter.—Lippincott's.
Clams That Drown Men.
Those of us whose acquaintance
'.•lib clams embraces only the Little
?,’eck variety are slow to think evil of
■my members of so delightful a family,
but the Inoffensive Little Neck has
some big brothers who vigorously re
tent any attempt to pry into tbelr per-
tonal affairs. Men have accidentally
ttepped into the open jaws of these
huge clams at low tide, and the clams,
closing their Jaws, hare held them fast
until the tide rose, when the men were
drowned. Other men bare reached for
a lure In the form of a luminous spot.
The instant they touched it the shells
of a clam closed on their arms, and in
i few minutes the men were drowned.
Some of these clams that trap men
ire founded imbedded In the coral
reefs of the Pacific and Indian oceans,
and the men captured are pearl divers.
The fiesh of one of these huge clams
sometimes weighs twenty pounds, and
added to that Is the 500 pounds or
more of shell. The shell Is sometimes
five feet long by two and three-quar­
ters wide.—New York Herald.
Notice of Application for a License
Notice of Sheriff's Sale
E:IIes of the Capet Family.
JOHN L.
HENDERSON
The descendants of Edouard Lasne. To Sell Spiritous, Malt, and Vinous
In
tbe
Circuit
Court
of
the
State
of
rho was housekeeper of tbe Temple
Liquors, Etc.
Oregon for Tillamook County.
ATTORNEY & COUNSEL-
prison when the Capet family were
Peter Byrom,
there, gave to the Carnavalet museum,
N otice is H ereby G iven ,— That
Plaintiff,
LOR-AT-LAW
I
in Paris, some of tbe things which a petition has been filed in the
vs.
Louis XVI. and Marie Antoinette left County Court of Tillamook County, The Garibaldi Beach •
Tillamook
Block, Tillamook, Or,
la tbelr rooms when they were taken Oregon, by Clareuce E. Hanenkratt,
Company
a cor- 1
a
true
copy
and
transcript
thereof
po ration.
¿o tbe scaffold. There nre two chem­
Room No. 361
t Defendant. J
ises of fine linen belonging to Marie and of the whole thereof, is in words,
letters and figures as follows, to-wit:
Under
aud
by
virtue
of
an
order
Antoinette. Tbe crown which was
embroidered on them has .been picked In the County Court of the State of of sale and decree of foreclosure
Oregon, for the County of Tillamook. issued out of the Circuit Court of
T. BOTTS,
out. and only the Initial “M.” remains.
the State of Oregon for Tillamook
There la a black silk blouse, very To the Honorable County Court County on the 30th day of April,
A ttornky - at -L aw
ubove named:
much worn and mended In several
1912. in the above entitled suit,
We,
the
undersigned,
hereby
al
­
Complete
set of Abstract Bool
places, which Marie Antoinette made
wherein Peter Byrom, the above
lege aud show to you the following
with her own bands in prison and facts, and petition you as follows: named plaintiff, obtained a judg­ n >ffice
Taxes paid for non
ment and decree against the Gari­
which was worn by the princess royal
That we, and each of ue are resi­
after her father’s execution. There are dents and legal voters within Gari­ baldi Beach Company, a corpora- i
Residents
tion, defendant, on the 24th day of
also two pairs of the king's silk stock­ baldi Precinct, in Tillamook County, April, 1912, which said decree was,
Tillamook Block.
ings (darned rather badly), a pair of Oregon; and have been such for on the 30th day of April, 1912, re
“Mme. Boyale’s" little sllppera, a more than 30 days next p,eceding corded in Judgment Book 3 of said
Both phones.
crystal bottle which has a few drops the date and signing of this peti­ Court, at page 41, I am commanded
tion, and the filing thereof; having
of Marie Antoinette’s favorite scent been and now are actual residents to sell:
All the following described lands ;
remaining In It and Louis XVI.’s shav­ and legal voters within said Pre­
ing <llsb. But perhaps tbe most pa­ cinct for more than 30 days next and premises situate, lying and
ARL HAHERLACH,
in Tillamook
. County, State
preceeding
the
let day of May,
¡»12. 'being
I
.V>'t
thetic of the relics of the monarchy T
""
" '
~'—j, ZZ'.Z.
That tile said Hanenlrrutt i- Q i
5"eKon’
That the said Hanenkratt, is a
which went to pieces on the scaffold
All the Tide lands fronting and
ATTORNB¥ AT-LAW,
Is a game of bricks with which the man of a family, and intends to I abutting on Lots One (1), Two (2)
build,
open up and personally con­
The Moon’s Mission.
little dauphin, whose fate has always
and Three (3) of Section Twenty-
duct a restaurant, lunch room and
Some partisans of final causes have
Tillan: ’
been and always will be a mystery, confectionery store on the ocean two (22), in Township One (1) North
imagined that the moon was given to used to amuse himself In prison.
of Range Ten (10) West of Willamette
beach
in
said
Precinct
to
beat
least
the earth to afford It light during the
Meridan, containing 96.34 acres,
3 miles outside of the Town of Gari­ more or less :
ulgbt, but in thia ease nature would
baldi, for the summer and tourist
Turkish
Women
at
th«
Theater.
Aleo all the Tide lands fronting Q^EORGE WILLETT
not have attained the end proposed
A notice which is to be seeu in one trade, and also desires to obtain a and abutting upon Lots Three (3) ,
since we are often deprived at the
»f the theaters of Constantinople ef­ liquor license for the accommoda and Four (4) of Section Twenty-one .
same time of the light of both sun and
tion of the traveling public who de­ ‘J 1 1 in Tntvnahin
’nrth of
X ttornky - at -L aw
in Township One /Il
(1) Nj North
fectively solves the problem of people mand it; but owing to the peculiar ( (21),
iuoou . To have accomplished this end
at the back obtaining a clear view provisions of the liquor laws, he Range Ten (10) West of Willamette
it would have been sufficient to have
and Is very much more radical than must obtain a liquor license the Meridan, containing 109.85 acres Tillamook Commercial Hnilding
' laced the moon at first in opposition
more or lees, save and except that
polite request made In English same as if applying for a saloon;
t > the sun and In the plane of the ellip­ the
portion of said described lands con­
We hereby petition you to grant tained within the limits of a certain
and French theaters that ladies should
T illamook
O rkgon .
tic nt a distance from the earth equal
mar the view of the stage with a liquor license to the said Hanen­ right of way heretofore conveyed
*o the one hundredth part of the dis­ not
kratt,
for
a
period
of
one
yeai
from
huge bats. The notice reads: "In order
by Peter Byrom and wile to the
tance of the earth from the sun and to
the date of the granting of the same,
to render the performance agreeable
Pacific Railway and Navigation
H. GOYNE,
to sell spiritous, malt, fermented Company.
have Impressed on the earth and moon
to all those present the management and vinous liquors, and hard cider
parallel velocities proportional to their
Together with tenements, heredi­
of the theater has decided that the or fermented cider, commonly call­
distances from the sun. In this case
spectators of the first three rows ed hard cider, in said Precinct of taments aud appurtenances there­
A ttornky - at L aw .
the moon, being constantly In opposl
unto belonging or in anywise ap­
should recline, those of the next three Garibaldi, to be at least 3 miles out­ pertaining.
lion to the sun, would have described
side
of
the
said
Town
of
Garibaldi.
rows be on their knees and all the
Now, therefore, notice is hereby
round it an ellipse similar to that of
Dated this 1st day of May, 1912.
others be standing up. In that way
given that on Saturday, the First
4
the earth. These two bodies would
everybody will be able to enjoy the , 1- J. G. Balmer, Garibaldi.
day of June, 1912, at eleven o’clock
then constantly succeed each other,
T illamook , O rkgon .
2. C. V. Stoker, Garibaldi.
a. m. of that day, at the front door
play.” This notice is followed by a
and as at tills distance the moon could
3. H. Mitchell, Garibaldi.
ef the Court House in the city and
suggestion Implying the Turkish wom­
not be eclipsed its light would always
4. L. L. Smith, Garibaldi.
county of Tillamook, I will, in obedi*
an's lack of romance. "It la strictly
-eplace that of the sun.—Laplace.
5. Roy Dunham, Garibaldi.
enceto said order of sale and decree
forbidden to laugh, for It Is a tragedy
a E. Beelitz, Garibaldi.
of foreclosure, sell the above des­
T. BO ALS, M.D,
that is being performed.’*—Le Monde
7.
cribed
property, or so much there­
John
Aellig,
Garibaldi.
Ths Transforming Touch of Genius.
Artiste.
8.
of
as
may
be
necessary
to
satisfy
A.
F.
Goff,
Hobsonville.
The genius In tailoring accomplishes
9. Ben Johnson, Garibaldi.
plaintiff's judgment, with interest
without effort things that refuse to
10. Sam Johnson, Garibaldi.
A Genial Young Man.
thereon and costa to the highest PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
yield to the most determined efforts of
11. Andy Hayden, Garibaldi.
and best bidder for caBh.
Late one night young Jlnka sat In a
the ordinary mortal. He apparently crowded trolley car. and when a girl
12. I A. Smith, Garibaldi.
Dated thia 1st day of May, 1912.
TILLAMOOK.
creates out of nothing.
His touch be knew got aboard and stood directly
13. Wm. Dowd, Garibaldi.
H. C renshaw ,
14 Win. Keys, Garibaldi.
Sheriff of Tillamook County,
transforms the shape of the customer in front of him he made no sign. His
Tillamook Block.
15. W. H. Derby,
** ‘
~ ...........
Garibaldi.
Oregon.
ind the set of the garment. He molds face bidden by his newspaper, he pre­
16.
Chas. Fonger, Rockaway.
G eorge W illet ,
he ungainly form into an Apollo, and tended that be didn't know the girl
17. A. L. Daggett, Rockaway.
Attorney for Plaintiff.
the misfit garment falls into natural would like to have bls seat. After
18. W. H. Evans, Rose City.
place In his bands. The lines of bls awhile she spoke. “Good evening, Mr.
M. KERRON,
19. L. W. Fowler, Rose City.
draft are unapproachable, and bls sys­ Jinks!”
20.
Joe Surino, Garibaldi.
Notice of Sheriff’s Sale
tem is Infallible. He knows just when
21. F. C. Robison, Garibaldi.
“Oh, good evening!”
22. Victor Brener, Garibaldi.
the shoulder Is to be advanced or re­
N otice is H ereby G iven ,— That PHYSICIAN & SURGEON
“I've been to the Primrose Social
23. M. Adamson, Garibaldi.
ceded; he understands intuitively just dance.” Then after a pause she add-
in pursuance of a decree of fore
24.
O.
C.
Hawthorne,
Garibaldi.
closure
and order of sale duly ren­
Tillamook Block,
how much the waist Is to be suppress ed, “It’s a wonder, Mr. Jinks, you
25. Carl Loll, Garibaldi.
dered and entered in its journal by
ed or filled in and how much spring Is wouldn't offer me your seat!”
26. R. E. Jackson, Garibaldi
the Circuit Court of the State of
Tillamcok,
required. He never makes a mistake,
Oregon
27. Charles Bowers, Garibaldi.
Jinks then got up. but he was very
Oregon, for Tillamook County, at
and If the journeyman ruins a gar­ angry. He said as he booked himself
28. Lloyd C. Smith, Garibaldi.
a regular term of said Court on the
2V. Archie C. Smith, Garibaldi.
ment beyond repair In the making the to a strap, "I thought you wouldn't
15th day of April, 1912, in a certain
30. Grant Marshall, Garibaldi.
genius sets It right with a few touches, want It. for as you said you’d been
suit then pending in said court
c
31.
D.
Johnson,
Garibaldi
even though to repair It Is beyond the to a dance I knew you must have been
wherein Robert Osborn is pluintiff
32. B. S. Thompson Garibaldi.
and William I.. Reifenberg and
ordinary cutter’s skill.—Tailor and sitting all the evening.”—New York
¿33. Chas. Morgan, Garibaldi.
Lillian C. Riefenberg aredefendant«.
Cutter.
Press.
34. E. Krumlauf, Garibaldi.
in favor of pluintiff i\nd against said
35. M. F. Robison, Garibaldi. t
defendant, decreeing that pluintiff PHYSICIAN & SURGEON,
Close Mouthed.
36. Gus Leon, Garibaldi.
An Interrupted Duel.
have und recover from «aid defend­
When Austin Lane Crothers was gov­
37. I. . H. Holt, Rockaway.
A Are engine was recently the means
ants the sum of $1000.00, with inter­
38. C. E. Crov.ther, Rockaway.
ernor of Maryland be had ’he reputa­ of putting a sudden stop to a duel In
BAY CITY, OREGON.
est thereon at the rate of 8 per cent
39.
H.
M.
Davis,
Rockaway.
tion of being harder to get Information Germany. Two physicians quarreled
per annum from September 8th,
40.
C.
F.
Alexander,
Garibaldi.
out of than any man the Maryland re- and arranged for a meeting with pis­
1911, for the further sum of $200.00
41. Joseph Swahaw, Garibaldi,
attorney'« fees, and the coat« und
porters ever knew. He wouldn’t talk tols.
The village chief magistrate
42. j. W. Cook. Garibaldi.
R. BEALS,
disbursements taxed at $17.25, and
about any official matter.
heard of the proposed duel. He In­
43. J. S. McDonald, Garibaldi.
also the costs of sale; und further
A reporter who knew him very well formed the firemen, and together,
44
J W. Foley, Garibaldi.
decreeing the foreclosure of the
was trying to find out whether be drawing a machine, they proceeded to
45. M. F. Bowman, Hobsonville.
mortgage iu the complaint in «aid
REAL ESTATE,
would call a special session of the leg­ the scene of the encounter. Just as
46 A. G. Krumlauf, Garibaldi.
cause described; and in pursuance
47. P. Byrom, Garibaldi.
islature.
of an execution and order of sale
the seconds had stepped off the dis­
F inancial A gkmt ,
48. H. K. Emery, Hobsonville.
“Mr. Crothers,” said the reporter, “la tance a heavy stream of water struck
duly issued out of said court under
49. Alvin A. Jurhs, Hobsonville.
your conversations with Governor one of the physicians, and a moment
the seal thereof in said cause, to me
Tillamook, Oregon.
50. Wm. Kennedy, Hobsonville.
duly directed, and dated the 27th
Crothers what does tbe governor say later the second doctor was also
51. Frank Ekroth, Hobsonville.
day of April, 1912, commanding and
to you about a special session of tbe drenched to the skin. The would I*
52. C. Heyes, Hobsonville.
requiring me to make sale of the
■reneral assembly?"
53. lames Heyes, Hobsonville.
fighters, In their dripping clothes, look­
following described real property,
P. J. SHARP,
“M? ion,” whispered the governor, ed so ridiculous that they both burst
14. H. T. Sheldon, Hobsonville.
to-wit:
tbe governor never talks to me on tbe ont laughing, shook bands and return­ 55
M. M. Mead, Lake Lytle.
"Beginning sixty (001 feet west of
56. L. L. Mead, Lake Lytle.
subject I can’t get a word out of th« ed to their homes, thanking the in­
the Northwest corner of Block four
RESIDENT DENTIST,
57. Geo. M. Gunderson, Lake Lytle. (4), James M. Fuller's Addition to
close mouthed old rascal.”—Saturday
genious mayor for bls Intervention.
58. A. Longenbaker, Lake Lytle.
the town of Bay Cify, Tilluincxik
Evening Post.
59. C. C. Byers, Sea View.
County, Oregon, being the North Office acron the street iron- th<
60. I. A. Hushbeck, Lake Lytle.
Entirely
T«o
Literal.
east corner of the tract to be des­
A Po««r.
Court House
61 Joe Snetwinger, Lake I.ytle
Some people are too literal for any­
cribed; thence West two hundred
It had been explained to a man that
62.
M.
Moroney
Lake
Lytle.
<200)
feet;
thence
South
one
hundred
thing.
A
young
man
gave
a
graphic
Dr.
Wise’s office.
mathematics, politics, ethics and gym­
63 Henry Jennings. Lake Lytle.
(100) feet; thence East two hundred
nastics "Is.” The plural form bothered description of a narrow escape that
64. H. P. Sheldon, Rockaway.
(2IO) feet; thence North one hundred
65. Arthur Davis, Rockaway.
him until somebody said: "Well, did be had recently bad from an enraged
(100) feet to the place of tieginning,
66. W. T. Coates, Rockaway.
-p 8ARCHKT,
you ever bear of a mathematic, a poli­ bull:
and
“I seixed him by the tall!" be ex­
67. C. L Lindsay, Rockaway.
The
Southwest quarter of the
tic, au ethic or a gymnastic T'
•• . The Fuxhiouable T««’
68. L. G. Evans, Rockaway.
I was
Northeast quarter of Section eigh­
The doubter retired in confusion, bur claimed, “an' there I was.
69. J. H. Smith, Bar View.
I
dare
not
let
afraid
to
hold
on
and
teen
(J8),
township
One
(1/
North,
.'«me back triumphantly from retire­
70. Thomas Quinn. Garibaldi.
Range nine West of the Willamette
<o"
.«suing, Pressing and Re pai
ment after a while.
71. C. R. Sutton, Garbaldi.
Meridan, in Tillamook
County,
"Between the horns of a dilemma,
“Say, you wise guys,” said be, "tell
72. C. E. Hanenkratt.
Stat
“
of
Oregon,"
ing a Specialty.
•ne tire singular of dandruff.”—Chicago as It were.” ventured a young lady.
Now, therefore, by virtue of said
I, Clareuce E. Hanenkratt, being
very
much
Interested.
Post
execution, order and decree, und in
“No,” replied the young man; “I first duly sworn. Say: That I am compliance with the commands of
b» rre in Heins Photographic
one of the alxjve signers of the
wasn't
between
the
horns
at
all,
an
’
,
Shaftesbury's Retort
foregoing petition, and that I circu­ said writ, I will, on Monday the
Gallery.
When a member of a church <on- besides, be wasn't a dilemma; be was lated the same; that each and all of 3rd day of June, 1912, at the hour of •
gress gt Manchester argued that the a Jersey.”—London Mall.
the foregoing named petitioners 10 o'clock a. tn. at the front door of
signed the same in my presence; the Court House fn Tillamook City,
Introduction of the custom of crema­
thst each stated hie name, address Tillamook County, Oregon, sell nt
J. CLAUSSEN,
tion would endanger belief in the
Th« Unfinished Creation.
public auction to the highest bidder
Men ever mislead themselves in sci­ and residence correctly; that each for cash in hand, all of the right,
resurrection of the dead the reply of
•
LAWYER,
ia a legal voter in Garibaldi PrecincL
Lord Shaftesbury silenced any further ence by not perceiving that all things in said County and State, and has title and interest which the above
doubt when he asked, "What, then, se their globe are related and co-ordi­ actually resided therein for more named defendants, or either of them,
$eui»ch«r Jlbvohat
(ins become of the holy martyrs who nated to the general evolution to a con than 30 days next preceeding May had on the date of the mortgage
slant movement and production which 1st., 1912; that all of the facta set described in the complaint herein,
were cremated?"
ai3 Tillamook Block,
bring with tbem necessarily both ad forth in said petition are true aa 1 to-wit: On September 8th, 1911, or
since had in and to the above des­
verily
believe.
rancement
and
an
end.
Man
himself
A Good Record F«r Both.
T illamook
O rrgon
cribed real property, to satisfy said
C larencb E. H anenkratt .
“I’ve driven my car for over a year la not a finished creation. If ba were
execution, order and decree, interest
Subscribed
and
sworn
to
before
aow," said BllkIna. "and I va never God would not be —Honor« de Balxac
and coats and all securing coats.
me thia 1st day of May, 1912.
ran down anybody."
H. C renshaw ,
[
seal ]
W
ebster H olmes ,
E. REEDY,
D.V.M.,
"That's nothing." said Mrs Bllklna.
Sheriff of.Tillamook County, J
R««l Cempetii'en.
Notary Public for Oregon.
Oregon,
"I’ve attended th« meetings of our
“Competition Is the life of trade,"
N otice is F urther H ereby Dated May 2nd 1912.
sewing circle for five years and have Mid the business man
VETERINARY
GIVEN, —That said petition will be
never run down anybody."-Harper's
“Of course It K replied Mr. Dustin presented to the County Court of
(Both Phones).
Star "Only we want to get trade so the State of Oregon, for said Til­ There never was a time when j»eo
Weekly.
tegulated that folks will tie competing lamook County, on the 5th day of pie appreciated the real merits of
Cough
F
Remedy Tillamook
Oregon.
t»r a chance to buy Instead of a June. 1912, at the hour of 10 o'clock Charnlierlain's
more than now.
This is shown by
in
the
forenoon
of
said
day,
and
chance to sell.”-Washington Star.
the
increase
in
eslea
and
voluntary
baaed thereon said Clarence E.
Haonenkratt
will at said time, testimonials from persons who have
| place, date and hour, apply to said been cured by it. If you or your
I County Conrt for a license to be children are troubled with a cough
I granted to him. to sell within said or cold give it a trial and become
Garibaldi Precinct, spiritous, malt, acquainted with its good qualities.
vinous liquors and hard cider, for For sale by all dealers.
a period of one year from the date
of said license.
it would surprise yoieto know of
Dated this 1st day of May, 1912.
the great good that is being done
C larence E. H anenkratt .
by Chamberlain's Tablet«.
Darina
Downey, of Newberg Junction, N. D.,
write«, "My wife has been using
Now io the time to get rid of your Chamberlain’a Tablets «nd And«
rheumatism
You can do it by ap them very effectual and doing her
plying
Chamberlain's Liniment lota of good."
If you have any
and maeaaging the parts freely at trouble with your stomach or bow­
each
application.
For
sale
by
all
el« give them • trial. Sold by all
4
dealers.
dealers.
hawk ,
E
Th. Grand Old Nam«.
All Englishmen disagree as to which
of them are “gentlemen." The prob­
lem dividea the whole nation Into em­
bittered units. It la. however, gen­
erally conceded that no man is a "gen­
tleman" who baa not bad a remote an­
cestor who robbed the country —Lon
don Truth.
A Thorough T««t.
“Inspector, that woman I «aid was
always listening on my party Un« must
hare quit”
"What makes you think so?”
“Why. my wife has been listening
for three weeks and hasn't caught her
yet"—Cleveland Plain Dealer.
Mother knows she has
made tne teat, ,
Tillamook Baker's
Bread
I
Is the Best.
We use Olympic
Flour.