Tillamook tíaadllght May àâ, lèlâ. *T A Certain Silver Sixpence His Tribute to His Wlfot Beau Brummel bad a very odd way The following obituary notice ORB of accounting for the and change which published in a German paper: took place in bls affairs at thia time. “Today red, tomorrow dead. I* B -He used.” observes one of bis friends was with my wife, who only ***** at Caen, "when talking about bls al days ago 'was springing over baosB tered circumstances, to say that up to and table,’ and was burled yestag^ff. a particular period of bis life every During her life she was a llv* thing prospered with him and that be man. who did not easily mlst.ibp *B attributed bls good luck to the pos X for a U. For that reason et*Q- session of a certain silver sixpence body can tell the extent of my eon**; with a hole in it, which somebody sa young and so merry, and ■** bad given him years beforj with uu buried. What is human life? I bar* Injunction to take good care of it. as said to myself repeatedly within tbe everything would go well with him so past few days, and also yesterday IB long ns be did and vice versa if he the church yard when I paid th* seo- happened to lose it. The promised ton, who will also keep the grave prosperity attended him for many mouud In order. So cheerful a wife I years while be held the sixpence fast; shall certainly never, never find again, Lut, having nt length in un evil hour and therefore my sorrow Is a rlghtaoa* unfortunately given it by mistake to one. I wish that heaven preserve* any a hackney coachman, a complete re mau frpm a similar sad fat*, and vel's« of bls previous good fortune took thanks for the flowers, as well a* the place and one disastrous occurrence Herr Cantor, the music master of th* succeeded another till actual ruin over choir, for the grave hymn, which west took btin at last and obliged him to ex through and through me, but was very patriate himself.”—Captain Jesse. well sung. Ackerman, Master LecB- smith.'* Origin of the “Throe R’s.” The famous toast to “the three It's— reading, ’ritlng and •rithmetlc"-was made by Sir William Curtis, lord may or of London, in the year 1795 and for many years one of the wardens of the tower. What made it more ludicrous was that be proposed it at a dinner given by the London board of educa tion. It was received with great ap plause and drunk amid much merri ment. At the time it was recognized as a Jest, but was afterward taken up in earnest by the mayor’s detractors, who have handed his name down to posterity as a blundering ignoramus. A writer has now come to his defense and says that when be was a boy an aged member of the board of .education assured him that Sir William knew better and that he really used his fa mous alliteration as a Jest. To many people, however, the story will always Bound better when It is based upon the belief that Sir William was really se rious. Not the Silent Partner. “I want to telegraph $25 to Chica go.” said a mon to the clerk in a Ban ton telegraph office recently. “The name, please,” asked th* i*- celving teller, a good looking young woman behind the counter, whose age might have been twenty-five. "It’s for Mrs. Mary K. Brown, 11* ---- avenue." answered the man. “Your name, too, please," again ques tioned the young woman. “My name Is Henry Brown; I’m th* other half of the firm," answered th* mau. “The money goes to the silent part- ; ner. eh?” good naturedly remarked the young woman. I "Not on your life she isn't!” answer ed the man. “Nothing silent about her. She’s made more noise for the last two weeks for this $25 than you can imag ine. She's the noisy partner of the firm, and she mnkes good with the title I too.”—Boston Traveler. A Record Hailstorm. The Giraffe as It Feeds. One of the worst hailstorms ever known in the United States occurred Sept. 5, 1898. in Nodaway county, Mis souri. The path of the storm was about three miles wide and eighteen miles long, its greatest violence being felt over a region of four square trlles east of Clarmont At one point in this region the fall of hail was so heavy that a drift unprotected by artificial means remained lying on the ground for four weeks after the storm. At the end of that time people in the neigh borhood were found gathering the hall for the purpose of making ice cream. During the storm cylindrical pieces of ice were picked up four inches long by about two and a half in dinmeter. The growing corn was practically all destroyed. In a field of eighty acres only one stalk was left standing.—Chi cago News. The singular shape of the giraffe is adapted to Its habits of life. It feeds on the young brunches and top shoots of the trees, and its long fore legs and neck enable it to browse at a far great er height than any other animal, says the Philadelphia Inquirer. In feeding It stretches up Its neck and with its long prehensile tongue, which it can protrude to a surprising distance, hooks down the tender shoots and leaves into Its mouth. But the crea ture's peculiar form, though enabling It to feed on what it likes best, is sometimes the cause of Its destruction. The fore legs are so long that to reach the ground it has to stretch them wide apart and bend down Its neck In a semicircle, and while drinking in this defenseless attitude the lion or leopard springs upon it nnd overpowers it be fore it can recover Itself. A View of Jefferson Davis. Very straight and tall. thin, with a clear cut. clean shaven, distinguished face, with a look half military man. half student, with a demeanor to all of perfect if somewhat chilling courtesy; by temperament a theorist, able with the ability of the field marshal or the scholar in the study, not with that of the reader and master of men, the hardest of workers, devoted, honor able. single minded, a figure on which a fierce light has beaten; a man not perfect nor always just, bound in the tolls of bis own personality, but yet an able man, who suffered and gave all, believed in himself and in bls cause and to the height of bls power labored for it day and night. Such a man was Jefferson Davis.—Mary John ston in “The Long Koll.” Splinters In the Fingers. When you get a splinter in your fin ger it is sometimes possible -to get at It by pressing the |>oint of a needle un der it, but unless you have deft fin gers or a pair of tweezers'you may not be able to pull it out even then. A new i>en nib is a very good substitute for a pair of tweezers. Lay the nib , over the splinter so as to hide it. Then press down bard enough to separate the nibs. If you row let the pen down level with the splinter and allow the nibs to close again they will take hold, and you can draw the splinter out. Remember that any metal thing that is to be applied to a wound, such as a needle, penknife or pen. should be passed lightly through a flame first, so as to disinfect it. A gas jet or a match will do.—New York Sun. Conquered. “No,” snapped the hard featured wo man, opening the kitchen door about six inches, “and, to be perfectly plain with you”— "You couldn't, marm.” gallantly in terposed Tuffold Knutt, lifting his tat tered remnant of a bat—“you couldn't be otherwise than perfickly harnsome with me!” “I was going to say,” she rejoined, visibly softening, “that, to be plain with you. there is nothing in the bouse I but cold victuals, but if you care to I try a plate of warmed over bash you can come in.”—Chicago Record-Herald. ' Love and the Drama. A periodical devoted to the drama pleads for playa based on some «mo tion other thau love The difficulty In producing such playa is that every play must have a hero, and in making a hero the playwright as well as bls audience almost inevitably adopts the view expressed 2.000 years ago by a scribbler on one of the dead walls of Pompeii. "He who has never loved a woman Is not a gentleman.”—Ex- char ge. Lucky B***i*. Having need of some small change, the mistress of the house stepped to the top of the back stairs. Didn't Tire Him. “Bessie." she called to the maid be He had taken pains when be applied for work to assure the farmer that be low, "have you any coppers down never got tired. When bis new em there?” “Yes'm—two,” faltered Bessie, "but ployer went to the field where be bad put the man at work he found him they're both my cousins, please. • ma'am."—London Punch. lolling on bls back under a tree. "What does thia mean?” asked the Before. farmer. “I thought you were a man I “You used to say.” she complained, who never got tired." “I don't,” said the hired man calm “that I was your sunlight; that the ly. “This doesn't tire me."—Exchange. world was gloomy when you were not In my presence " “J know," he sadly replied; “that Liquid Ones. They were waiting for dinner, and was before you had acquired the habit the virtuoso, who waa to play after of telling me candidly every few min ward at the muaicale, was whiling utes what you thought of me.”—Chi •way the time at the piano. “How cago Record Herald. Would you like a sonata before din- «•?" be asked. Of No Utility. Regardless of the fact that a* ed "Hardly," returned the host. “I bad itor almost always has on bls trousers, four on the way home." some people can’t get over the Idea that a penwiper Is a nice present for A Happy Ending. • your new novel a happy end- him.—Ohio State Journal. “Very. The judge a wards my hero ine Uo.rioo a year alimony In the cloe- 'ag chapter. "-Detroit Free Press. Thought Concentration. Professor Elmer Gates performs a very interesting experiment by im mersing his hands and arms to the elbows in separate vessels filled with water just to the point of overflowing. By withdrawing his thought absolute ly from one hand and concentrating it on the other he so expands the blood vessels in the latter by sending on ex tra supply of blood to it that the wa ter in the vessel in which it is over flows quite perceptibly. To further prove this power of thought concentra tion he transfers the thought from one baud to the other without chang ing their positions until the other ves sel overflows. Professor Bell, inventor of the tele phone, said that when driving in the provinces in extremely cold weather, when be was in great danger of having his feet frozen, he was able to send an extra supply of blood to them by concentrating his mind upon them and thus saved himself from a very pain ful experience.—Nautilus. HEADQUARTERS FOR S DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES STEEL STOVES & RANCES We carry a Large Stock of Hardware, Tinware, Glass and China, Oils. Paint, Varnish. Loors, Window Sashes, Jamaica's Booby Eggs. Trade in booby eggs is one of the sights of Kingston, Jamaica. Long ago the British seamen gave the name “booby” to several of the species of gannets, because these fowls are re garded as stupid. The eggs are gath ered in vast quantities on the islets at certain seasons of the. year and taken to Port Antonio by thé boatload. The arrival of a boat with booby eggs Is the occasion of no little excitement •mung the negro women, who buy them by the box and then sell them by retail chiefly in Kingston, though they are also sold in other towns on the is land. Though sold mostly by the doz en to housekeepers, booby eggs are also peddled, bard boiled, on the streets of Kingston, salt and pepper being pro vided that the purchasers may eat the eggs at once. These eggs are about two-tbirds the size of an ordinary ben's egg and are quite palatable. Agents 1 for the Great Western Saw. ALEX McNAIR CO The Most V Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. ■J! H «■» for backache, rheumatism, kidney or btaaaer trouDte, ana urinary irreguiartuw^. Foley Kidney Pill* are tonic in action, quick in result*. Refuse substitut*«. Chas. I. Clough, Tillamook. Th* Part of Wisdom. Notice of Sheriff’s Sale. with the prol/em of buying Harness, yo i will fiud it distinctly advanta geous to come and do your select ing here You will get the best qualities, the most thorough and conscientious workmanship, and be charged the most reasonable prices. We can Supply single or double Bulldogging a Steer. Perhaps there is no contest that is a Sets or any single ¡article that you greater tax on human endurance than may be in need of. that demanded by “bulldogging" a steer, and the "bulldogger" must go it alone. The pony is as great a factor W.A. Williams & Co as the man, for when once the lasso rests over the horns of the range ani Nrrt Door to Tillamook Conntv Bank. mal all depends on the rapid way in which the mustang wheels so that the trailing rope will trip the steer. When the steer is on the ground the plucky pony must keep the rope taut. The range rider leaps off and with a length of rope ties the steer's four feet togeth er. Time is then called. Unless he has completed nil these operations from the word go in less than three minutes he Is not deemed fit to enter the finals. As R. A. WAHLEN, D O. a matter of fact, one contestant cut the time to 29 seconds, a world’s record — Eye SightSpeoialist, Bunset Magazine. Begging th* Qu**ti*n. The phrase “begging the question,” er in Latin "petitlo principle” signifies the treating of a proposition as a fully demonstrated fact when it is actually only a premise or statement brought forward and not yet proved. In other words, to beg the question is to as- seme something to be true, tn order to evade the task of bringing forward th* necessary argument to show it* truth. —Uncle Remus' Magazine. Foley Kidney Pills VOOIC HI SCVIOK ■ QUICK IN KgSULV* Moe prempt teller from BACKACHB, K1DNBY nd BLADDER TROUBLB, BMEUMATIEM, CONGESTION ef he KIDNKYB, INFLAMMATION of (be M ADDER and all annoying URINARY UUUtOULARITIES. A positive bwa t* ■ IDOLS AGED and ELOBSLV Foiled. “A ma* tried to pick my pockets in FBOPLB and for WOMEN. th* street yesterday, but my wife pre ■AVI MI«He*T PCCOMMIMATIMI vented him.” A A. Davi«, 0T W*»bi««>on Ut, “Did she grapple with him or Just 1*4., I* in hUKlb J«ar. H. wrilM _ fobai. «uffnrwd n,ocb trnai siy bslo*(«s» eefeam’" dar Iba>lM,«r*b*<!barl>Maudu>,rio*** •neither. Bbe wasn't there." ni to>> fr«c «ni, caa.ir,,- *>» lo l<ae ■< •“Then bow -ould she prevent him?" al alati, and in a>r bl.<Td«r tb*r* **• sola I U-.k Folnv Kldner Pilla for “She had been through my pockets aow fr». or all troabl* «ad «aal ,od ansiod Poi«, Aida«, Pili« r wnaa.aadaluia. " A Help to Prompts***. C, I. Anxious Voice Over the Rhone—Doc tor. please burry over to our bouse. One of the family ba* suddenly been stricken with a fainting fit Is there anything yon want ready when you get here, so that there will be no time loot? Doctor—Yes—er—you may have my fa* ready -Lippincott'« Ea*y Enough. “Maw, I've come across a word that 1 can’t pronounce." •Upell It, dear ” "G, e. e. m. o. r. p. b. y.~ “Why. that'« a proper noun—Geo Morphy. Pay mor* attention to what yon are rending and don't botLer me again " -Chicago Tribune a f OLEY KIDNEY PULS Everybody In Middle Bay knew that Mrs. Captain Liscomb was talking about making a visit to her married daughter in Cincinnati. She bad been talking about it for two years, but age and the natural timidity of a woman unused to travel had postponed the great event from month to month un til the neighbors began to wonder whether it would ever come to pass. So one morning, when Uncle Billy Evans met Captain Liscomb In Eccles’ store, there was a twinkle in bis eye as be asked: “When's Mis' Liscomb going out to Ohio. Daniel?" “Don't ask me!” returned the cap tain, a little peevishly. “I don’t know nothin’ about it. If I tell her to go she says I want to get rid of her. If I tell her to stay nt home she says I’m mean! I ain't sayin’ a single word!"—Youth's Companion. I* Look. _ Bungled It Caller-How much for a m*rrt*M Old Maki - You eat rery little. Mr. license? Town Clerk - One dollar Smith Smith (fiattcred ani wishing Caller- I've only got BO rent« Tow« to be complimentary,—Ab to sit next Clerk — Toor* lucky - FblliililpBAi you I« to lose one's appetite —Ixmdon Bulletin. _____________ Watch De*. A til i 5 rvgiM, To t<e «er ent y year* young I« «orne Visitor-Ar* your children Aofngear thing for r* this yo*r loot l!tne**T time* far more c bwi f u l and hopeful than to be forty year* odOilvw Old Man-Tee; they're b*W*R* ■» WeudeU Holman. a .“J Clough. Druggist befcrc described, on the date of said attachment, or at any lime thereof; and that the proceeds < f said sale will be applied to the- si t ¡«tying of said judgment nnd order of sale and execution, together with idl interest accrued and accruing, and idl costs and disbursements, snd all accruing costa and disbtii se- mente. Dated thia 4th <taj- of May, 1912. H. C renshaw , A h Sheriff of Tillamook County, Oregon. ________________ In the Circuit Court of the State o' Oregon fortheCounty of Tillamook. Mrs. W. W. Curtis, | Plaintiff, vs. | D. E. Good speed and | M. J. Goodspeed, | Defendants. ) N otice is H ereby G iven ,-That by virtue of a judgment and an order ol sale of attached real pro perty made and entered of record BITULITHIC IN 1912 IN and docketed in the above “ntitled CREASES. court and action on the 15th day of April, 1912, wherin it was adjudged that the above named Development of Improved plaintiff have and recover off ol Paving Industry Revealed I t and from the above named de Year’s Figures. fendants and each of them, the sum of One Thousand ($1000.00) There bad been adopted in the Dollars, together with interest there on nt the rute of one per cent |«rr year 1901, only 111,400 yarda of Bitul- annum from Julj’ 10, 1908, until paid, itliic pavement mid onlj' seven and the further sum of One Hun cities In the United States recom dred and thirty ($130.00) Dollars at mended its use at that time. In torneys fees, and Twenty-One and 5-KX) ($21.05) Dollars costs and dis the year tollowing the demand had buraements in said action, and the shown a great increase und ill 1911 said judgment further ordered that there were 99 cities whose record the property hereinafter described, allowed laid, sml under contract, and which was attached in thia over 4,ODD,ODD yarda of Bitulithic action on the 29tli day of Novem ber, 1911, be nold for the purpose of pavement. satisfying said judgment and the The year 1912 shows mi increase whole thereof; and in pursuance of 48 per cent over the year 1911. of said judgment and order of sale of said attached property, and by Notice to Creditor*. virtue of on execution duly issued out of the above entitled court in N otice ta H ereby G iven ,—That thia action, the same being issued under the seal of said court to me tlie undersigned ba* been by the directed, bearing date of the 17th County Court of Tillamook County, iregon duly appointed as admin day of April, 1912, and commanding < istrator of the estate of JOHN’ C. and requiring me as the Sheriff of Tillamook County, Oregon, to muke MAN1GAN, deceased, mid that lie sale in the manner provided by law has qualified aa such administrator. All persona having claims against in such cases, for the purpose of said estate are hereby required to satisfying said judgment snd order present the same to said adminis. of sale of attached property, tlie tea tor nt his office in Tillmuook following described real property City, Tillamook Cuuntj, Oregon, situated in Tillamook County, Ore within *ix months from tlie date gon, to wit : with proper verifi Two certain tract* descrilted. aa hereof, together thereof as required by law. follows: First all the Southeast cation* Dated thi* 21th of March, 1912. quarter of the Northeast quarter for H. T. B otts , lot 14) of Section thirteen, in town Adininiatrntor of the Estate of ship one south of range ten west of the Willamette Meridan, containing John C. Munigan, deceased. 38.84 acres, according to Govern meat Survey, save and except 22 Notice of Final Settlement. acres off the North end of said tract heretofore conveyed to D, Edgbert In the County Court of the State of Goodspeed, and save and except a Oregon, for the County of Tilla mook. certain right of way heretofore con veyed to the Pacific Railway and In the Matter of the Estate of Wil Navigation Company. liam D. Jone*, deceased. Second: The North East quarter N otice ib H ereby G iven ,—That of the South East quarter of said the administrator of the Estate of Section thirteen and that part of William D. Jones, deceased, has Lot six of said Section more par filed in said county court his final ticularly described ns follows: Be account of his administration of ginning at the South East corner said estate, and tlie county judge of the C. W. Hendrickson Donation has np|*ointed Tuesday tlie 2nd day Land Claim, and running thence of July. 1912, at 10 o'clock a.m., aa South to within 30 feet of the North the time for the hearing of objec bank of Wilson river, thence West tion* to said final account and for iiarallel with and 30 feet distant tlie settlement thereof. Dated May rorn the Nortli bank of said river 18th, 1912. to the center of the present county D avid w . J ones , road, thence North following the Administrator. center of said road to the South line A. S. D resser A J. W. DWAI’EN, of said C. W Hendric kec n D. L. C,. Attorneys for said estate thence East to the |>oint of begin ning, save and except three certain Notice. tractsto-wit: 1st, A certain tract hece- tofore conveyed to A. M. Hare; 2nd, To my friends in Tillamook, A certain tract heretofore contract ed to be conveyed to W. S. Hare; County, Oregon: and 3rd, A strip of land 10 fe t wide f wish to call your attention to off the South side of the Nortli Esst quarter of said section 13, reserved the fact that I have du>»olve<l part, a* a roadway by ThaddeusS. Towns tiership with Mr. Rollie W Watson end ; all ol said lands lying and and from thi« date I can be found taring in Section 1’ Township 1 in lhe Commercial Building, Riauu South of Range 10 West of the Wil No. 18, acroes tlie 'street irotn the lamette Meridan. Now, therefore, by virtue of said Todd Hotel writing the same k^^l judgment nnd order of sale of said ■»f fire insurance that I havej/n attached property, and in tomplL years past an you may rest ii»anri?d ance with said execution issued as aforesaid, I will on Monday, the that yon will receive the same fair 10th «lay of June, MM2, at th«- hour amt square treatiuerit that Ills of 10 o’clock in the forenoon of »aid characterized all my dealings with day and date, at the North Front Thanking you door of the County Court House in the general public Tillamook City, Tillamook County, one and all for the past courtesir* Oregon, sell at public auction for ar.d Itaiking forward to a rrneeal ca*h In hand, to the highest and of old acquaintances, I am Your», l*»t bidder all of tiie right, title Very »incerly jtnaes, ■n<l interest which the st ove named |. S. Ntrphens, defendants end each of them had in sod to tlie real property Ueretn- Poet Oflh e Box 212. Phone l.OJ. i