Tillamook Headlight, May 33, làlÉ. A Cartain Silver Sixpence, Hia Tribute to Hie Wife, The following obituary notice W| published In a German paper: “Today red, tomorrow dead. IB ■ was with my wife, who only aped* days ago 'was springing over kM* and table.’ and was buried yeatavfeff. During her life she was a Itvp ND man. who did not easily mistake M X for a U. For that reason tiay- body can tell the extent of my sorrow; so young and so merry, and M* buried. What la human Ufe? I tear* said to myself repeatedly within the past few days, and also yesterday *B the church yard when I paid tbe ssa- ton. who will also keep the grave mound In order. So cheerful a wife I shall certainly never, never find again, and therefore my sorrow la a righteous one. I wish that heaven preserves any man frpm a similar sad fate, and thanks for tbe flowers, as well as tbe Herr Cnntor. tbe music master of the choir, for tbe grave hymn, which went through and through me, but was very well sung. Ackerman, Master Loeb- ' smith.” leau Brummel bad a very odd way »ccountlng tor the sad change which k place in bia affairs at this time, e used.” observes one of bis friends Caen, "when talking about his al- ed circumstances, to say that up to particular period of bls life every- ng prospered with him and that ba flbuted bls good luck to the pos- elou of a certain silver sixpence th a hole in it, which somebody 1 given him years beforg with an unction to take good care of it, as irytblug would go well with bitn so g as be did and vice versa if be ppened to lose it. Tbe promised isperity attended him for many trs while be held tbe sixpence fast; t having at length In an evil hour fortunately given it by mistake to hackney coacbman, a complete re- jte of bls previous good fortune took ce and one disastrous occurrence iceeded another till actual ruin <iver„- k him at last and obliged him to ex piate himself.”—Captain Jesse. Origin of the "Three R’s." file famous toast to “tbe three R's— ¡ding, ’ritlng and ’rithmetie”—was gle by Sir William Curtis, lord may- of London, in the year 1795 and for iny years one of the wardens of tbe her. What made It more ludicrous is that be proposed It at a dinner ieu by the London board of educa te It was received with great ap- luse and drunk amid much merri- tt. At the time It was recognized a Jest, but was afterward taken up tarnest by the mayor’s detractors, io have banded his name down to iterlty as a blundering Ignoramus, writer has now come to bls defense fl says that when he was a boy an Ki member of tbe board of .education Jured him that Sir William knew (ter and that be really used his fa ins alliteration as a jest. To many pple, however, the story will always Ind better when It is based upon tbe lief that Sir William was really se- The Giraffe as It Feeds. The singular shape of the giraffe Is adapted to Its habits of life. It feeds on the young branches and top shoots of the trees, and Its long fore legs and neck enable it to browse at a far great er height than any other animal, says the Philadelphia Inquirer. In feeding It stretches up its neck and with its long prehensile tongue, which It can protrude to a surprising distance, hooks down tbe tender shoots and leaves Into Its mouth. But the crea ture’s peculiar form, though enabling It to feed on what it likes best. Is some:imes the cause of Its destruction. The fore legs are so long that to reach the ground It has to stretch them wide apart and bend down Its neck In a semicircle, and while drinking in this defenseless attitude the lion or leopard springs upon it and overpowers it be fore it can recover itself. >ne of tbe worst hailstorms ever bwn In tbe United States occurred pt. 5, 1898. in Nodaway county, Mis ti. Tbe path of the storm was but three miles wide and eighteen les long. Its greatest violence being it over a region of four square miles It of Clarmont At one point In this jlon the fall of ball was so heavy It a drift unprotected by artificial Ians remained lying on the ground r four weeks after the storm. At the fl of that time people In the neigh- fbood were found gathering the hall i the purpose of making Ice cream, irlng tbe storm cylindrical pieces of i were picked up four Inches long about two and a half In diameter. ie growing corn was practically all Itroyed. In a field of eighty acres ly one stalk was left standing.—Chl- ;o News. A View of Jefferson Davie. Splinters In the Fingers. fery straight and tall. thin, with a ar cut. clean shaven, distinguished ;e. with a look half military man. If student, with a demeanor to all of rfect if somewhat chilling courtesy; temperament a theorist, able with > ability of tbe field marshal or the lolar In the study, not with that of > reader and master of men, the rdest of workers, devoted, honor- le, single minded, a figure on which fierce light has beaten; a man not rfect nor always Just. bound In the Is of bls own personality, but yet able man, who suffered and gave , believed In himself and in his ase and to tbe height of bls power sired for it day and night. Such a m was Jefferson Davis.—Mary Jobn- >n in “The Long Koll.” Didn't Tire Him. le bad taken pains when be applied ■ work to assure tbe farmer that be ver got tired. When hie new em- >y«r went to the field where be bad t the man at work he found him Ung on bis back under a tree. 'What does this mean?” asked tbe ■mer. “I thought you were a man io never got tired.” 'I don't.” said tbe hired man ealm- ‘Thl* doesn't tire me.”—Exchange. Liquid Ones. rhey were waiting for dluner, and I virtuoso, who was to play after- rd at tbe musicale, was whiling ay tbe time at the piano. “How ■uld you like a sonata before din- I?” be asked. Hardly,” returned tbe boot. “I bad ir on the way borne.” A Happy Ending. Has your new novel a happy end Very. Tbe Judge awards my hero- *30.000 a year alimony in tbe cloe- I chapter ’-Detroit Free Press •ine ef Omiawen. 'ommy—Pop. wbat are the sins of Isakm? Tommy's Pop—Tbe «ina of Ission. my son. are those we forget «Meudt -Philadelphia Record ■ I DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES § STEEL STOVES & RANCES g £ We carry a Large Stock of HEADQUARTERS FOR Hardware, Tinware, Glass and China, Oils. Paint, Varnish, üoors, Window Sashes, Jamaica’s Booby Eggs. Not the Silent Partner. “I want to telegraph *25 to Chten* go,” said a man to the clerk In a Bos ton telegraph office recently. “The name, please,” asked the re ceiving teller, a good looking young woman behind tbe counter, whose age might have been twenty-five. “It’s for Mrs. Mary K. Brown, in ---- avenue,” answered the man. “Your name, too, please," again ques tioned the young woman. "My name is Henry Brown; I'm tbe other half of the firm,” answered the man. “The money goes to the silent part ner. eh?” good naturedly remarked the young woman. i “Not on your life she isn't!” answer ed the man. “Nothing silent about her. She's made more noise for the last two weeks for this *25 than you can Imag ine. She's the noisy partner of the firm, and she makes good with the title too.”—Boston Traveler. A Record Hailatorm. Conquered. ‘No,” snapped the hard featured wo rn, opening the kitchen door about ; Inches, “and, to be perfectly plain th you”— 'You couldn't, marm,” gallantly in- ■posed Tuffold Knutt, lifting bls tat- ■ed remnant of a hat—“you couldn’t otherwise than perflckly harnsome th me!” 'I was going to say,” she rejoined, libly softening, “that, to be plain th you, there la nothing In the bouse t cold victuals, but If you care to • a plate of wanned over bash you i come In.”—Chicago Record-Herald. Thought Concentration. Professor Elmer Gates performs a eery Interesting experiment by Im mersing his bands and arms to the elbows in separate vessels filled with water Just to tbe point of overflowing. By withdrawing his thought absolute ly from one hand and concentrating It on the other be so expands the blood vessels In the latter by sending an ex tra supply of blood to it that the wa ter in the vessel In which it Is over flows quite perceptibly. To further prove this power of thought concentra tion he transfers tbe thought from one hand to the other without chang ing their positions until tbe other ves sel overflows. Professor Bell, Inventor of the tele phone, said that when driving in tbe provinces In extremely cold weather, when be was In great danger of having his feet froeen. he was able to send an extra supply of blood to them by concentrating his mind U|>on them and thus saved himself *rom a very pain ful experience.—Nautilus. When you get a splinter in your fin ger it Is sometimes possible to get at It by pressing the i>olnt of a needle un der It, but unless you have deft flu- gers or a pair of tweezers 'you may not be able to pull It out even then. A new i>en nib Is a very good substitute for a pair of tweezers. Lay the nib over the splinter so as to bide it. Then press down hard enough to separate the nibs. If you now let the pen down level with tbe splinter and allow the nibs to close again they will take hold, and you can draw the splinter out. Remember that any metal thing that is to be applied to a wound, such as a needle, penknife or pen. should be passed lightly through a flame first, so as to disinfect it. A gas jet or a match will do.—New York Sun. Love and the Drama. Trade in booby eggs is one of the sights of Kingston, Jamaica. Long ago the British seamen gave tbe name “booby” to several of the species of gannets, because these fowls are re garded as stupid. Tbe eggs are gath ered in vast quantities on the Islets ut certain seasons of the. year and takeu to Port Antonio by thé boatload. The arrival of a boat with booby eggs Is I the occasion of no little excitement I among the negro women, who buy them by the box and then sell them by retail chiefly In Kingston, though they are also sold In other towns on the is land. Though sold mostly by the doz en to housekeepers, booby eggs are also peddled, bard boiled, on the streets of Kingston, salt and pepper being pro vided that the purchasers may eat the eggs at once. These eggs are about two-thirds tbe size of an ordinary ben's egg and are quite palatable. The Most Reliable Merchants in Tillamook County. FOLEY KIDNEY PILLS H «&> for backache, rheumatism, kidney or bladder trouble, ana urinary lrreguianuw^. Foley Kidney Pills are tonic in action, quick in result*. Refuse substitute«. Chas. I. Clough, Tillamook. The Part of Wisdom. Notice ot Sheriff’s Sale. with the problem of buying Harness, yoi will fiud it distinctly advanta geous to come and do your select ing here You will get the beet qualities, the most thorough and conscientious workmanship, and be charged the most reasonable prices. We can supply single or double Bulldogging ■ Steer. Perhaps there Is no contest that Is a Sets or any single ¿article that you greater tax on human endurance than may be in need of. that demanded by “bulldogging" a steer, and tbe “bulldogger” must go It alone. The pony Is as great a factor W.A. Williams & Co as the man, for when once the lasso rests over tbe horns of the range ani Neri Door to Tillamook County Bank. mal all depends on the rapid way In which the mustang wheels bo that tbe trailing rope will trip tbe steer. When tbe steer is on the ground the plucky pony must keep the rope taut. The range rider leaps off and with a length of rope ties the steer’s four feet togeth er. Time is then called. Unless lie has completed all these operations from the word go in less than three minutes lie Is not deemed flt to enter the finals. As R.A. WAHLEN, D.O. ■ matter of fact, one contestant cut the time to 29 seconds, a world's record — Eye SightSpecialist, Bunset Magazine. Bagging ths Question. The phrase "begging the question," pleads for playa based on some emo or In Latin “petltlo principll." signifies tion other tbau love. Tbe difficulty in tbe treating of a proposition as a fully i : ALEX McNAIR CO Everybody in Middle Boy knew that Mrs. Captain Liscomb was talking •bout making a visit to her married daughter In Cincinnati. She bad been talking about It for two years, but age and the natural timidity of a woman unused to travel had postponed the great event from month to month un til the neighbors began to wonder whether it would ever come to pass. So one morning, when Uncle Billy Evans met Captain Liscomb In Eccles’ ■tore, there was a twinkle In his eye as he asked: “When’s Mis' Liscomb going out to Ohio, Daniel?" "Don’t ask me!" returned the cap tain, a little peevishly. ”1 don't know nothin' about it. If 1 tell her to go ■he says I want to get rid of her. If I tell her to stay nt home she says I’m mean! I nin't sayin’ a single word!”—Youth’s Companion. A periodical devoted to the drama II Agents 1 for the Great WesternSaw. producing such plays Is that every play must have a hero, and In making a hero the playwright as well as bls audience almost Inevitably adopts the view expressed 2.000 years ago by a scribbler on one of the dead walls of Pompeii. "He who has never loved a woman Is not a gentleman.”—Ex change. ________ ____ demonstrated fact when It Is actually only ■ premise or statement brought forward and not yet proved, in other words, to beg the question Is to as- same something to be true. In order to evade tbe task of bringing forward the necessary argument to show its truth. Lucky Bessie. ■A man tried to pick my pockets In tbe street yesterday, but my wife pre —Uncle Remus' Magazine. Foiled. Foley Kidney Pills Natcis actios . quick in aaauLtg stve psmnp* relief from BACKACHE, KIDNKY and BLADDER TROUBLE, RHEUMATISM, CONGESTION of ha KIDNEYS. INFLAMMATION of ffis ■LADDER end all annoying URINARY «REGULARITIES. A positive baa« tn ■ IDDLB AOBD and ELDBRLY FBOFLB and «or WOMEN. navlng need of some small change, ■AVE HIGHEST RICOMMBHBAT1MI the mistress of the bouse stepped to ranted him " R A. Devi«. ST WaahUrton St., “Did she grapple with him or just Ini., la In kit Ktb year. Hswriiasoi tbe top of the back stairs. lately Buffered a<neb from a>, kidoe.ae* "Bessie,” she called to the maid be emamr ear fba>lM>rarabaeliarliMaudn>rbtdee, "Neither. She wasn't there." eaa too ire<r ent, can«in,- me to loser low, "have you any coppers down "Then bow could she prevent him?” et night, and in mr blaJdar there w< there T' pein I to.k Foley Koine, Pilla for. “She bad la-en through my pockets ped am sow fre, ol all tronhlaaad againeM “Yes m—two.” faltered Bessie, "but he up np an< and aronod Foley Ktdeef Puteaaae they’re both my cousins, please, Uebaat * 1rs raaoaamaodoAMO.” ma'am.”—London Punch. A Help to Fromptnoos. C. I. clough. Druggist. Anxious Voice Over tbe Rhone—Doc Before tor. please burry over to our bouse. “You used to say,” «be complained, “that I was your sunlight; that tbe One of tbe family has suddenly been world was gloomy when you were not Stricken with a fainting fit- Is there anything you want ready when you get In my presence.” “I know," be sadly replied; “that here, eo that there will l>e no time was before you had acquired tbe habit loot? Doctor—Yea—er—you may have of telling me candidly every few min my foe ready — Lippincott's. utes what you thought of me."—Chi Easy Enough. cago Record-Herald. "Maw, I've come across a word that I caa't pronounce." Of No Utility. “Spell It. dear ” Regardless of tbe fact that an ed "O, *, o. m. o. r. p. h. y.” itor almost always has on bls trousers, "Why. that’s a proper noun—Geo some people can t get over tbe Idea Morphy Pay more attention to what that a penwiper Is a nice present far yon are rending and don’t I sit her me him.—OMo State Journal againChk-ago Tribune Bungled IL Old Maid -Too eat very little. Mr. Smith Smith tfiattcred ani wishing to be complimentary»— Ah le ait next you I» to lone one’s appetWe — Ixmdon Watch D ob . To be seventy years yoong I« some ttmaa far mow chee r f u l ssd hopeful than te be forty years od.-OUver Wendell Holme*. In the Circuit Court of the State o' Oregon fortlteCounty of Tillamook. Mrs. W. W. Curtis, i Plaintiff, i vs. | D. E. Goodspeed and | M. J. Goodspeed, | Defendants. ) N otice is H ereby G iven ,- That by virtue of a judgment and an order ot sale of attached real pro perty made and entered of record and docketed in the above »ntitled court and action on the 15th day of April, 1912, wherin it was adjudged that the above named plaintiff have and recover off of and from the above named de fendants and each of them, the sum of One Thousand ($1000.00) Dollars, together with interest there on at the rate of one per cent per annum from July 10, 1908, until paid, and the further sum of One llun dretl and thirty ($130.00) Dollars at torneys fees, and Twenty-One and 5-100 ($21.00) Dollars costs and dis bursements in said action, and the said judgment further ordered that the property hereinafter described, and which was attached in this action on the 29th day of Novem- lier, 1911, be nold for the purpose of satisfying said judgment and the whole thereof; and in pursuance of said judgment and order of sale of said attached properly, and by virtue of on execution duly issued out of the above entitled court ir. this action, the same living issued under the seal of Mid court to me directed, bearing date of the 17th day of April, 1912. and commanding and requiring me as the Sheriff ot Tillamook County, Oregon, to make sale in the manner provided by law in such cases, for the purpose of satisfying said judgment and order of sale of attached property, the following described real property situated in Tillamook County, Ore gon, to wit : Two certain tract* descrilied. ns follows : First all the Southeast quarter of the Northeast quarter (or lot 14) of Section thirteen, in town ship one south of range ten west of the Willamette Meridan, containing 36 84 acres, according to Govern meat Survey, save and except 22 acres off the North end of said tract heretofore conveyed to D. Edgbert Goodspeed, and save and except a certain right of way heretofore con veyed to the Pacific Railway and Navigation Company. Second: The North East quarter of the South East quarter of said Section thirteen and that part of Lot six c,f eaid Section more par ticularly describ'd ns follows: Be ginning at the South Hast corner of the C. W. Hendrickson Donation Land Claim, and running thence South to within 30 feet of tlie North bank of Wilson river, thence West fiarallel with and 30 feet distant rorn the North bank of said river to the center of the present county road, thence North following the center of said road to the South line of said C. W. Hendrickson D. L. C. thence East to the point of liegin- ning. save and except three certain tracts to wit: 1st. A certain tract beta, tofore conveyed to A. M. Hare; 2nd, A certain tract heretofore contract ed to be conveyed to W. S. Hare; and 3rd, A strip of land 16 fe t wade off the South side of the North East quarter of said section 13, reserved as ii roadway by ThaddeuaR. Towns end ; all ot said lands lying a ml lieing in Section 1?, Townehiii 1 South of Range 10 West <>l the Wil lamette Meridan. Now, therefore, by virtue of said judgment and order of aale of said attached property, and in conapli* ance with said execution i«eue<l as aforesaid I wall on Monday, the H)th day of jaane, >912, at the hoaar of 10 o'clock in the forenoon of «aid day and alate, at tbe North Front door of the County Coaart Hoaaae iaa Tailamoola City, Tallanaook Coaanty, Oregon, aell al public aaictaon for cash an band, to the highest and liest bidder ull of the right, title and interest which tbs stove naaaaed defendant« anal each of thean haat tn sod Ui th* real property Itcrsta- before described, on the alate r.f said attachment, or at any time thereof; anal that tba* proceeds < f said sale will be applied to tin- si t isfying aif aaid jualgment anal oraler aif sale anal execution, together with all interest accrued snal accruing, and till costs anal disbursements, anal all accruing costs and disbtii He- ments. Dated this 4th day of May, 1912. H. C renshaw . As Sheriff of Tillamaiok County, Oregon. ________________ BITULITHIC JN 1912 IN CREASES. Development of Improved Paving Industry Revealed In Year’s Figures. There had liien adopted in the year 1901, only 16,460 yards aif Bitttl- ithic pavement and only seven cities in the L'niteal States recom mended its use at that time. In the year taillowing the demand had shown a great increase unal in 1911 there were 99 cities whose record showed laid, anal under contract, over 4,000,(XX) yards of Bitulithic pavement. The year 1912 shows an increase of 48 per cent over the year 1911. Notice to Creditor*. N otice is II ekeiiy G iven .—That the undersigneal Ims been by the County Court aif Tillamook County, Oregon aluly appointed as admin istrator of tin- estate ot JOHN’ C. MAN1GAN, deceased, and that he has qualitieal as Htich aalininistratair. All persons having claims against saial estate are hereby requireal to present the ssme to saial adminis- t-rator at Ilia office in Tillamook City, Tillamotik County, Oregon, within six months from the date hereof, taigether with proper verifi cations thereof as reaiuired by law. Dated this 21th of March, 1912. H. T. B otts , Administrator of the Fatale of John C. Manigan, deceased. Notice of Final Settlement. In the County Court of the State of Oregon, for the County of Tilla mook. In the Matter of the Fatale of Wil liam D. Jones, deceased. N otice is H ereby G iven ,—That the administrator of the Estate of William D. Jones, deceased, has filed in said county court hia final account of his administration of aaid estate, and the county judge has appointed Tuesday the 2nd day of July. 1912, at 10 o’clock a.m., ns the time for the hearing of objec tions to said final account and for the settlement thereof. Dated May 18th, 1912. D avid w . J ones , Administrator. A. 8. D nf . hhmk a J. W. D raper , Attorney* for said estate Notice. To my friends in Tillamook, County, Oregon: f wish to call your attention to the fai t that I have dissolved part nership with Mr. Rollie W Watson and from thi« date I enn be fourni in the Commercial Building, Room No. 16, aero«« the 'street from the Todd Hotel writing the «ame w <•/ fire Insurance that I hsvctfn years past so you may rest asannKl that you will receive tbe same fuir ami square treatment that hrs characterized all my dealings with the genera! public Thanking yon one and all for the past cottriesies ar.d looking forward to a renewal of old acquaintance«^ I aiu Ytiun, Very sinccrly jotaes, |. 8. Htephen«. l‘o«l offl< e Box 212. 1‘lions UBJ.