Tillamook Headlight, Way 2, 1612. X ANIMALS THAT COUNT. HORSE TAILS. Magpies. Reeks and Apes Can’t Get Past the Number Four. There are butnan beings, such as In habitants of tbe Murray talanua. In the strait of Torre* that cannot count fur ther than two. But, most surprising still, most animals possess calculating abilities, and several have a distinct appreciation of number. In certain mines of Hainanlt tbe horses are so used to traversing the same road thirty times that after tbeir last round they go to tbe stable of tbeir own accord and refuse to take another step. Mon taigne says that tbe oxen employed in the royal gardens of Susa for turning tbe wheels to which the water pails were attached absolutely refused to make more than a hundred rounds, which constituted tbeir daily task. A close observer has definitely estab lished tbe fact that magpies and rooks cannot count further than four. A rook never returns to its nest until it is quite satisfied that there Is no dan ger near. When four hunters or less departed In succession from a nearby log cabin tbe rook would return to Its nest after tbe last bad gone out of sight. But whenever there were more tbe bird lost count and returned to its nest even while some were still In tbe but Similarly apes do not count further than four, and tbe Boers of tbe Trans vaal when they want to bunt these ani mals hide In numbers exceeding four. Four depart In succession in such a manner as to be noticed by the apes’, who then come forth and are easily captured.—Chicago News. FIRST PRINTER’S DEVIL CHAIN CABLES. Ws Import Them From Alt Over Oto World and Also Export Tht~n. An Item that seemed odd in tbe maog- fest of a steamer lately arrived bta Japanese aud Chinese porta was rat« in the list of her cargo from Tientsin: Fifty-five case« of horse tails As a mutter of fact, horse tails or tbe Uulr thereof are a common article of Importation Into thia country from China and from pretty much every other country on earth. Tbe American market gets large quantities of them from China, but more from Russia, and horse tails are Imported here from every other European country and from South America, from Australia, from ull round the world. On the oth er hund. there are more or less Ameri can horse tails exported. From various causes the supply of horse tails, like that of anything else, may In one country and another vary from year to year, and there may be years when tbe world's supply la short aud years when It Is plentiful, with corresponding cbauges In the range of prices. Horse tails have sold as low as 20 cents a pound, and they have sold for as much as $2. If Btocks are scarce and high In London and ample at low er prices here New York Importers ship horse tails to London. In the contrary circumstances Loudon Importers might ship horse tails here. Horsetail hairs are sorted for length and colors, and they are used either alone or mixed with other fibers In the manufacture of various sorts of brush es and mixed with other materials In tbe manufacture of haircloth. — New York Sun. A VERSE FOR THE BEGGAR. Ho Wat a Yeung Negro Slave Em Victor Hugo’s Response to the Old ployed by Aldua Manutluo. Blind Soldier’s Appeal. Aldus Manutius, who in 1488 set up his office in Venice, has long been fa A Frenchman, writing recently upon mous as the first of the publishers of “The Mendicants of Paris,” rec«n« « AMtne classics, which to- pretty anecdote of Victor Hugo and a day are so highly prized by book col Í j blind beggar. The beggar was an old lectors. He was tbe author of a Latin soldier, very feeble and quite sight grammar, a Greek dictionary and a less. who was led every day by his treatise on tbe metrical methods of the » little granddaughter to a certain street poet Horace and originated tbe form of corner, where be waited patiently for type known by us as Italic and by such scanty arms as the hurrying pub German printers as “cursive” type. lic might drop into » small box that He is also said to be responsible for bung from bis neck I tbe name of “printer's devil,” almost One day u group ot aentlemen halted worldwide In its application to tbe near him. chatting, and be beard tbe youngest boy in tbe office. A young name by which they called the one negro slave employed In his office who who lingered longest. Reaching for was so very black and dirty that his ward as he. too,>«\’as about to go. be natural ugliness had become an almost caught him by the coat. fiendish expression became feared and “What do you want, my good man?" known all over Venice as "the little asked the gentleman. “I have already black devil," and Manutius at last real giveu yon 2 sous.” ized that the boy and himself bad dan "Yes. monsieur, and I have thanked gerously awakened tbe superstitious you." replied tbe veteran. "It Is sbme- fears and dislike of the more ignorant thing else that I want.” Venetians. He accordingly formally “Wluit Is it?” exhibited bim during a wbole day on “Verses.” the public streets and had tbe criers “Yon shall have them." said the gen make this proclamation throughout the tieman. and he kept his word, The I next day the blind soldier bore on bls city: “I. Aldus Manutius, printer to tbe breast a placard with a stanza to holy church and tbe doge, have this which was appended the name of Vic day made public exposure of tbe print tor Hugo, and tbe alms in the box er's devil. AU who think he is not were quintupled. The lines may be flesh and blood may come and prick thus translated: him.”—Charles Winslow Hall in Na- Like Belisarius and like Homer blind. Led by a young child on his pathway tional Magazine. Don’t Call It Slang. A Cleveland man who bas lived for a number of years recently got it into Ills bead that be might die one of these days and that it would be well if be wrote hia autobiography ere that sad event occurred, as one might say. So he eat down and wrote many pages and took those pages to a local pub lisher. After the manuscript had been in tbe latter's hands for some time tbe author called bim up. "This is Bjonea." be explained gen tally. “Who’« Bjonea F’ came the reply. “Bjonea, you know—Bjonea of East Umpth street, whose autobiography you are publishing. Ab—I'm a little short this week. Could you let me have something in advance?" “Not on your lifer* And you may think the printer was slangy, but be wasn’t.—Cleveland Plain Dealer. dim. The hand that aids his need, pitying and kind. fo/ He will him. How Ono Word Was Born. The two friends had been dining on f divers and sundry strange dishes at the Cedurs of Lebanon cafe, in the Syrian quarter of New York. They were drinking their coffee, thick with coal black grounds, and wondering whether they really enjoyed it when Smithers suddenly cried out: “Pataug! Pataug!” The waiter hurried away and came back presently bringing an ordinary corkscrew “I was just testing.” said Smithers i to bis companion, “tbe truth of tbe story that the first corkscrew seen in Beirut was brought tbere by a Yankee. It was a patented American contrap tion. and the Syrians were amazed at its convenience. They spelled out on It the mystic words. ’Pat. Aug. ’70.’ and took that to be the name of tbe Imple Split Infinitives. ment Now, I believe tbe story that To sometimes in an emergency or « pataug Is its name all over tbe Levant” when laboring under a great mental —New York Sun. stress split an Infinitive may be excus able, but to deliberately or wantonly The First Quarantine. or with malice prepense tear its parts From all accounts tbe custom of ssunder or to cruelly divorce the help quarantine originated in Venice some less and dependent “to” from her verb where about tbe beginning of the al spouse Is severely condemned by twelfth century. All merchants and purists. The general practice, however. others coming from the eastern coun- Is said to have prevailed among stand trie« were obliged to remain In the ard English authors since tbe seven bouse of St. Lazarus for a period of teenth century.—Boston Globe. forty days before they were admitted into tbe city. Taking the Idea from A Fighting Chance. Venice, other European elite* eape “So you think tbe author of thia play clnlly port towns. Instituted quaran will live, do youF' remarked the tour tine during seasons of plague, and well ist down into modern time« moat nation« “Yea.“ replied the manager of the adopted the system, applying it when Frozen Dog Opera House. “He's trot It was deemed neceeaary. ■ five mile start, and I don't think the boys kin ketch him.”—Life Youthful Wiadom. Inc'uding th« Wadding Fra. Mrs Chubb (with newspaper)—I see »ereral persons are petitioning to have •>elr name« changed What does it >««t to have a name changed? Mr. Chubb—It coot me « couple of hundred to have your named changed to mine - Boston Transcript i. v • «A ~---------- Romedy. Mdfefv-I wish yoo would put a bet ter mattres« on my bed Landlndy- FU-t’er martrena? Why. that 1« a genu In* hair mattress! Lodger—Ob. that keing the case, perhaps a bottle of hair ra«torar h an that's nccsssaryl— Lon Ion TR mt* Father-Why did my little boy «end his pap« a letter wim only • capital T . wr'tten on the page while be was away? Little Bon Becarae I thought \ you’d go around among yoor fMeuds | with It and say. ’*My h’’? ff’” 1 yean old and Jnat see tbe capital totter i tie write«!"— Judge's Library A Better Figura« 'Tn your «ertnon thia morning ya spoke of a baby as new were «■ tl oreen of life.' " “Quite so: a poetical ttrwra ’ “Don't you think I freob *F»1 would bare bit tbe mart baaawW Boston Transcript. I PARIS HAS A SWEET TOOTH. THE BEGGAR’S LEGACY. i Savers Teats ta Which They Are S ib- jected Before Being Used. One weak link in a cable may mean tbe loss of a great ship worth a mil- lion pounds or more, so before being used every one of tbe great chain cables used tn tbe navy or merchant service is carefully tested, The ap- paratus employed is a most ingenious one Tbe cable is laid in • sort of long trough, one end being fastened to au enormous steel hawser, which is pass ed round a revolving drum, the other attached to a hydraulic ram. Tbe machinery la worked from an adjoining building, no one being allow ed in tbe cable sbed while the testing Is In progress. If a chain does break under tbe terrific strain to wblcb It Is subjected It simply smashes every thing uear It and may bring tbe wbole roof down. Tbe operator In the next room bas before him an ordinary looking pair of scales, but tbe small weights which be places upon It represeut as many tons as they actually weigh pounds While tbe weights go lutu tbe scales a loud creaking and groaning Is beard through tbe thick partition as tbe se\euty-eight foot length of cable, which is the amount tested at one time, stretches under the euormous pressure. A new cable stretches alsiut two inches, an old one a good deal more. Tbe ordinary cable of steel, two and one-eigbtb inches In diameter. Is sub jected to a pull of over eighty tons. - London Answers. 7 L. JOHN HENDERSON A Paet to Wham Candy Brought Better It Cloth«« a Numbar of Poor People In I Result, Than His Rimas. England Annually. ATTORNEY & COUNSEL- The l«est busiuess in Parts is said to Gifts of clothing _ are made annually be that of tbe well established and pop- 'in many market towns and villages of LOR-AT-LAW. ular cotifectiuner. and thia fact baa Surrey to tbe poor from a bequest left been recognized. It is said, since tbe for tbe purpose by Henry Smith, or Tillamook Block, Tillamook, Or. days of Napuleon III. and bls natural “Dog” Smith, as be waa more geuernlly Room No. a6i. brother, the Duke de Moray. "The called, having earned tbe sobriquet duke." says Le Cri de Paris, "had a from tbe fact that be was never seen weakness for writing vaudevilles aud without a dog at bis heels vften asked tbe counsel uf Slraudln, | This remarkable character lived T. BOTTS, who was a skillful collaborator of about two and a half centuries ago and A ttorney - at -I w Clalrville. was one of the beat known figures in "Rut the theater brought no riches to Surrey. He was originally a silver Complete set of Abstract Boo s Slraudln. One day Monty said to bim: smith In tbe city of London and. pros Taxes paid tot . i- ’My friend. I want to see thee tn a perIng In business, acquired estates in n office, better situation. The Idea comes to me different parts of England. Residents. Developing eccentricities as he grew to put thee iu commerce. What dost thou say to It?' old. he adopted tbe life of a beggar. Tillamook Block "Slraudln received this proposition His wanderings were contlued alm st Both phones. Joyfully, but what line of trade should entirely to Surrey, and be is said to he choose? Moray nnd Siraudln set have begged Ida way through every out on the principle that the best busi town and village in (lie county. At bls ness wrs evidently the one lu which death in 1681 be left all his wealth to arl haberlach there were fewest failures. They con the market towns aud parishes of Sur rey. and tbe endowment enabled each scientiously scanned the bulletin ot declarations of liankruptcy. All tbe town to spend »2C.0 and each vllluge ATTORNEY AT-LAW, trades were represented tbere—all ex about $30 on tbe purchase of clotbiug cept oue; that was the confectioner, for its poor. Tillamook Bloch. and Moray gave to Slraudln tbe neces i Mitcham, however, was excluded sary capital to establish himself as a from bls benefactions. Smith's ex plana merchant of bonbons. Slraudln iugea- tiou belug that on one occasion tbe In ionsly conciliated tbe lyric muse. He habitants of Mltcbain whipped him Q.EORGE WILLETT, wrapped Lis pralines, his sugar plums through the village an a common va nnd bis cho«-olates in kiss pupers. each grant.—Loudon Chronicle. A ttornky - at -L aw . Inclosing his printed verse« .Moray did I better than establish him He fre A OF TONGUES. Tillamook Commercial Building quented his shop. As the duke was tbe king of the world of fashion, he drew Half a Hundred Language,, Perhaps. T illamook O rkgon all Paris by bis example, and the for i In th, Philippines. tune of tbe poet-confectioner Slraudln I 1 The natives of tbe Philippines are was made.” known to have at least twenty-five languages, aud some studeuts of the T. H. GOYNE, TWAIN S TRAMP. ethnology of the islands have express ad tbe belief thnt they have more than And Hie Quaint Introduction In tho Enterprise Office. Ha Only Wanted to Sea One. but H. double that number of distinct tongues A ttornky - at -L aw . For purposes of study they are gener- Waa Introduced to • Cluster. "It was the arteraoun of a hot, dusty W* K-.< I...... .nlnh—•<—- —* — Auinlst dev In 1862." khv « Alhert Rlara- First.—The languages of tue Negri low Paine In Harper’s, “when a worn, 1y. but too well, and getting obstreper travel stained pilgrim drifted laggingly I ous and noisy and looking for a fight tos. supposedly descendants of the ab- T illamook , O rkgon Into the office of the Territorial Enter I be was tackled by a iiollceman who I original population of tbe islnnds. who prise. then In Its uew building on C In plain clothes waa on bis way home. are distributed In scattered tribes In street, and. loosening a heavy roll of Tbe drunken one showed fight nnd tbe interior of the larger Islands. Second.—Tbe languages of tbe vari blankets from his shoulder«, dropped was Indignant that an apparently T. BO ALS, M.D, wearily Into a chair. private citizen should try to arrest him ous Malay tribes wblcb make up tbe “He wore a rusty slouch hat. no coat, "Show me your star!" he demanded. bulk of lhe population—Christian. Mo- a faded blue flannel shirt and a navy "Don't believe you're a cop at all. [ batnmed.'in nnd pagan. It cannot be snld thnt the Philippine PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, revolver. His trousers were banging Won't go with you till I see your star." on his boot tops A tangle of reddish and he aimed a immilliti blow at the languages possess any very consider TILLAMOOK. ! able literary value Tbe old native brown hair fell on his shoulders, and a policeman There was a ««uttle and a tight, ' manuscripts inscribed on leaves or mass of tawny beard, dingy with al Tillamook Block. kali dust, dropped halfway to bi.« short lived, but strenuous. and the strip« of cane have practically nil been loot American ntudents of tbe Islands drunken man was landed In the police waist. I "Aurora lay 130 miles from Virginia station, where he stayed all night. In have found tbe scanty native literature City—hard, hilly miles. He had walked i the mornii g It was a disheveled and tn religious writings. Indifferent poetry M. KER RON, torn wreck that appeared before the and primitive newspapers. The natives g that distance, currying his heavy load Editor GiMidmiiD was absent at the mo magistrate and who listened to the po i themselves me profoundly Ignorant for ment. but the other proprietor. Dentils i liceman relute tbe trouble he had lu ( the most part as to their own litera- PHYSICIAN & SURGEON ' tare.—New York Times. E. McCarthy, signified that tbe caller getting him to the stution house. "Be wanted to tight me all the way might state his errand, The wanderer Tillamook Block, regarded him with a faraway look to the statloto. your honor. He kept A Good Ward For Caviar. Caviar receives a clean hill In the and said absently and with leisurely pul ing hack and Irving to trip me and Tillaincok, Oregon. Í vol Ing- 'Show me your star! I won't ! London Lancet, despite tbe fact that reflection: go un ess you «bow me your star'" It is regard«I by many medical tnen n« "'My starboard leg seems to be un “And.'' asked tbe magistrate gently ‘"ally. Indigestible and unn liolesouie ' shipped. I'd like Hbout a hundred yards “did ou show him your star?" C. IIAWK, ' Numerous analyses have beeti made of of line. 1 think 1 am falling to pieces. Then he added: '1 want to see Mr 4 “lour honor." Interrupted the prta this sturgeon roe delicacy, whhh. ac Barstow or Mr. Goodmau. .My mime oner "he clouted me on the bend, mid j cording to the writer, when averaged, Is Clemens, and I've come to write for I I saw the star—I saw several of them, a; pears lo lie a» follows: Water, Jilt I>2 i enough to go IIround the etitlre force" per cent; protelp. 27.02 per cent: fat. PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, tbe paper.' ” 13JW |>er cent, and mineral salts. 7 fit per cent. It differs sharply from the Lion’s Herd Fountains. •« Too Late. BAY CITY, OREGON Daniel Webster used to tell a »tory I Perhaps you have noticed that the . flesh of fish liy containing a much about an old woman who waa very III water In a great many public font larger quantity of fat. Moreover, this aud went Into a trau<e They all tains, whether for man or beast, comes fat contains the peculiar oily phosphor thought she waa dead and wheu she 1 out of a lion'« month. Did you ever oa compound known as lecithin, which opened her eyes her busband said In u «top to think «'by a Hou's head should In a atlmuluul to metaliollsin. affecting surprised tune. "Why. Mandy, we tie «elected In preference to any other favorably the processes of nutrition REAL ESTATE, thought ye wuz dead.” The poor old i design? Among ibe ancient Kgyp Caviar ta. In fact, highly nutrltlv«. woman looked at her husband a mo tin us tbe rising of tbe waters of the and Its digestibility bas tieeu deter- i F inancial A gknt , ment, and then she burst into tears river Nile was tbe most Important mined, the time taken for lta absorp "And ye never bawled a bit.” she j event of the year us It meant life and tion being relatively short. If tbere Is Tillamook, Oregon. sobbed. “Ye thought 1 wuz dead, aud prosperity to the whole uatlon. Thia anything to be said unfavorably of yer eyes wuz dry. Couldn't ye have rl«lng of the waters always took place caviar it Is that Its constituents •rr bawled a little bit. Jabez?*' The old I when I tie sun was In lhe constellation sUgbUy ou the side of richness min was deeply moved, aud be did ac of Leo. or tbe lion, so they adopted P. J. SHARP, tually bawl then But bis wife said « tbe shape of a lion as tbe aymlail for Flagging. aadly: "It's too late now. Dry yer I tbe life giving water« of tbe Nile and Tba Jewish rabbis bad a legend eyes. If I'd reelly been dead aud ye'd all their fountain« were carved wttb a wblcb carries corporal punishment RESIDENT DENTIST, bawled ’twould have done me some Hou s bead Tbe Ureeks and Romans back to tbe daya of our first parents, copied this symbol and so It has coma wMcb la quaintly reflected in that Office acromi tbe street from tbe good. But it's too late now.” x down to us — New York Sun. modern schoolboy's play upon namea. '—■ 1 1 r Court Houae. “A4am Betb Eve Caln Abel." Insulting. Of courae there ta, too, tbe warning "Could you sing a ragtime aongF' Various Cots. Dr. Wiae’a office. A schoolboy, asked to write an e««ay ef Solomon, “He that aparelb tbe rod asked Mr. Lobrow. "Why. sir," spluttered tbe musician un cats, made th« fullowing amusing batetb tala «on.” or tbe old Egyptian praverb. “The back of a lad la made who takes himself seriously, "c-c-coa aud original statements: found your b-b-bone beaded Imp« ! “Cats that’s made for little boys and that be nay hearken to him that beats girls tu maul and tease la called Mal tt,” bat If we nust go on history alone deuce!" . The Paahionable Tailor. "That's • good start." waa tbe com tese cat« Some cats are known by tbe rarllrat records lielong to the Ro- na—. who practiced flogging In aev- placent rejoinder “You have a flue their queer purra: these are called Purr Clearing, Preaging and Repair« idea of tbe words. Now see if you < «a slan cats. Cats with very bad tem|>era arnl Eeffraes of severity Thera were tbe ferula, a flat atrip of put a melody to them ”— Washington la called An go rie cats Sometimes a ing a Specialty. f very One cat la called a Magultlcat leather, a comparatively mild peranad SUr. » I Cats with very deep t eel Inga ia called ar; the eratlca. a harsher Instrument S» «re in Hein« Photographic at twtatad parchment, and tbe flagel I Feline cate." "Emma bra ouch « sweet diapool laaa. a creel acoerge of leather thongs Gallery. tion?' A Now Start. "Has she? Thera Isn't a shoe clerk Baahs la ttao Middle Agss. “I told him there were dozens of peo- ta town that doeae’t bate her “ !• tbe middle sges liooks wer« et pie right tirtv lu town who bad never J. CLAUSSEN, "Why?" ehaaffod fav a toorsa or half a dosen « heard of bias.*' LAWYER, * "She thinks they are ail la a cew- Wben anybody nredrd «to« k or "I me»« that took him down a peg sptracy to prevent her from wearing a or two ” prafierry he offen pawned the No. 3 shoe on a No & foot"—Cleveland Çeuteclter jlbvohat tteat he ownad. and In tbe town "I guess It didn't He started right Plala Dm tor. out to find them aud borrow money af Oxford wera at one time twenty a I j Tillamook Block, ekaoto »lad «Ith valuable book«. t.«it front them Houston I’oet. ee ttoa baok fair« heiped to relleve the Convoreatienal Strategy. O bâgoît T illamook ■ttaattea No doubt tbere la ■ golden “I observe that you never ■ oorradlct maaa saasewhrra briween tba «cnn-lty any theory that Mr Heftybrane a<f af tba middle agra and tbe overprodne vancea." J-JR. J. J. MURRAY, V S ttaa af todav -Argonaut “Ye«," replied Mtoa Cayenne: -boa likely to ret through talk lag much sooner if yoo don't break In and «ug The Quarrel Discreet. VETERINARY SURGEON gear new topic*"—Washington «tar I “Why So yon employ such elettorale eSPrweitorui hm when ymt tell a mini f OH AND DENTIST. I Mat yoe doubt hl» vere« tty?” Registered and Graduate **l Sad It better to use tbe k>ng*«t like All Feel Libo Frate. Veterinary Surgeon. Hr The l.rldegr.Hiai always Irak« word« poeetblo If I can compel a rumi Office : Commercial Stables, like « fool during tbe rerem«*y Mbe ta cenaalt tbe dictionary tn ascertain — H<>w about the bride? He-Ob. tbe ?rar what I mean both our tem|»erx grt Tillamook, Ore. Both phone«. Washington Star tickle brina a woman. In atra te d« a eSa ar# to «-oot scattale!- H«~ton Traaerript MARK ’ , C BABEL THE STARS APPEARED. I I T 8ARCHKT, I R. P. S. ISAACSON, VETERINARY SURGEON AND DENTIST, Todd Hotel, Tillamook. Formerly with the army tranef ort Dtx. Graduate of Ontario Veterinary CoUegn, clean ft