Tillamook Headlight, Mareh 7, 1912 Making H»r Trunk Sara. Wh»j Gladstone Bpoka. flt. Andrews’ Bottle Dungeem Gladstone »»» one m whom nerv I “No safety deposit vault red Ft Andrews la perhaps the most *»■ for me!" declared the woman tlnctlve of tbe old castle towns •( ousness had become mannerism. When be rose to speak be began with a few cannot help being tbe wife of « Bcotland. It was built early in i rape who very "I keep my Jewels io a thirteenth century, and it was bera gracious words on tbe speech which rich man shabby old trunk In own room be was about to follow or some point that Bishop Kennedy showed Jamon There isu'l eveu a lock on It 1 bud II. how to breuk tbe power of bis ■» ed remark as to tbe character and Im to force It otT one time when I'd mis bles by taking a bundle of arrow», portance of tbe subject, in bls earlier days this «as no doubt to "get bls laid the key." separating them and slapping them "Evidently you don't encourage en one by one. In Stewart Dick's "The breath" His next act was to raise ." observed one of Pageant of the Forth" tbe author says: his right baud over bls head, the ihumb terprl«e In burglars.' "Under tbe sea tower, in the heart of beut down, and gently scratch b.s her hearers "All a man would have tbe rock where it Juts into tbe eea, is skull That Is rather common arnoug h> do would be to raise tbe lid You a grew some dungeon known as tbe public »[leakers. Tbe third action of might ut least make him a little 'Hottie dungeon,’ so called from its Mr. Gladstone was bls peculiar and trouble " "He'd have trouble enough." Mid tbe ill 11 e In tbe floor of the lower mom individual sign. Throwing his arms i:i tbe tower is a bole five feet in di downward by bls side, he «'ould with woman, mysteriously. "Our coach- ameter Down it goes for nearly his fingers seize the cuffs of his coat ruaa's brother Is an old sailor-a per two. . e feet. The neck of tbe bottle and draw these down over his shirt i fect artist In knots—and he showed then widens out to form a chamber cuff» so as to conceal them completely me how to bind up the trunk In the nearly twenty-four feet in breadth The ordinary practice is Just the re most complicated way. and no burglar There is uo light, no ventilation, no verse, the desire being to expose and could possibly untie It. He wouldn't exit of any kind but the neck of tbe pot conceal tbe white linen of tbe shirt know tbe combination.' cuffs. These were tbe Invariable pre The only man In tbe group grinned bottle. A prisoner there had no more "Of course.'' he murmured retlec- i bunce of escape than a crab has in u hides to the great commoner'» speeches -I’all Mall Magazine. tlvely, "no mere second story man creel." would ever dream of cutting those Fingers Befere Forks. knots.”—Youth's Companion. A Hindu Dinner Party. A Hindu ladles’ dinner begin« at 12 ' There are some rare occasions In ii 8avod. o’clock and lasts two hours. But the these days of retim'd tnble manners guests begin to assemble some time « ben Huger* are really permissible In ! A lazy negro who let tVs wife take In stead of forks, and one grows rather sashing without demur had a dream before the dinner, for the simple rea son that they have to go into tbe gar rebellious under too much restraint jne night and u policy dream at that, den and choose their own fruit und and wishes It were oftener so. Among lie lairrowed money from her to play vegetable». Meat, by tbe way, is for- the things one may eat with the fin die combination. und before be left li ¿.len. Tbe chief dish at n dinner gers with propriety are radishes, •mme tie stated his conviction. party is composed of rice and maize. olives, salted nuts, pickles, celery and "Mandy." tie «aid. "Aha goln' The guests sit on tbe floor In two asparagus where tbe little tongs are town to play dis combine, what not provided; lettuce, endive or Ko- rows, facing one another, und eat with dio to come out. When you see their fingers. Tbe most esteemed wid malne when cut to dip in French outin' home in a back you break up ow lady present bunds round the dish dressing or in salt; strawberries when ro’ wash tubs." es. and this service is considered a served with hulls on them, biscuits The “com bine" didn't come out. and great honor. Cocoanut milk and va and all small cakes, pears, peaches. «am. In great dejection, acquired a lot plums, apricots, apples and grapes rious kinds of sherbet are drunk if gin. Then he was messed up a bit When the meal Is over the ladles take Usually the large seeded fruits are by a dray, and some other negroes pared and quartered. Legs and wings a small portion of betel nut wrapped ilred a back to take him borne Sum tn “pan” leaves. Pau is a green leaf of fowls and birds may be taken in was uearly out and was breathing something like laurel and is prepared tbe hand, but it is not considered fa ivavlly when the hack turned a famtl- in no fewer than eighty different vorably. Tbe flrm cheeses, dry cakes, ar corner, and bls wife was standing ways. Each of those way» ts sup bonbons and sandwiches are all per u the door. With bls last ounce of posed to give a different emotion to mltted to be taken In the lingers.— »liergy lie stuck his head out of the London Express. the enter. window and yelled: "Mandy, spare dem tubs!"—Chicago The Decline of Winchester. Irregular Pulses. I’osL Winchester for five centuries was A pulsus paradoxus is a pulse that I tt.c active rival of London, mid for 400 stops for a moment when you are tnk Looming Mirages, years English parliaments occasionally Ing a deep breath It is nothing very In what ure culled "looming mi ant In the castle, which contains the dreadful, though It occasionally wor rages" distant objects show an uppnr round table of King Arthur It was a rles people to find their pulse has atop eut extniVHgnnt Increase In height city with great temples mid the site of ped. without alteration of breadth Distant the first Christian church In Britain A doctor who has been studying the pinnacles of Ice are thus magnified Ils buildings were of the most magnlf pulse of various people has something luto Immense towers or tall. Jagged Iceut i hnrncler. mid pilgrims tbs-ked Interesting to say on tbe subject. "I’eo mountains, and a ship thus reflected from far and near to the magnificent pie get alarmed If their pulse is not from far out nt sea may appear io be ■ iitltedrul which contained the body of regular." he says, “and yet plenty of twelve or tlfteen times as tall ns It Is Kt Hwlthlu mid where miiuy miracle, healthy people have really extruordl long liot ks and trees nre nlso shown were worked nary pulses A dot and carry one in abnormal shapes and positions, iVllllam the Conqueror and Charles pulse Is possessed by ninny people while bouses, animal mid human lie *11 li.id palaces here, mid within the Tbe pulses of athletes ami others who Ings appear in like exaggerated shapes monastery were buried Klug Alfred tuke violent exercise for a short time Before the sandy plains of our south Ills queen and two sona. Wlncbestei go up at a tremendous rate. A run western states and territories were lias Indeed fallen upon evil days, foi ner the doctor exiierltuented Ufsin bad converted Into verdant fields by the nt the present time Its populntlou I- a normal pulse beat of TH to the mtn only tin' same as It win In tbe days of ute At tbe end of a hundred yards ingenuity and tireless energy of man mirages were very common In those Henry Il —Sbellicili < Ent; lumi i Tele race his pulxe was going along at 180 I regions, the Indians regarding the pile gruplt. At tbe end of a hurdle race It rose to uomeuou as being tbe work of evil 204.—Ismdou Auawera spirits. Arctic Marine Plante. like Inhabitants of the ocean, Th» Two Views of ths Sams Question. Ths Horse's Pedometer». those of the land, are affected by the A uoteil bishop lu order Io point A The whorls of hair on the coats of climate. Arctic laud plants cannot lesson In humility sometimes tells H flourish nt the equator, uml Iti the are- story of a young clergyman whose Dorses and oilier animals are natural tic and tbe antarctic oeeaus marine first appointment was to be au out of pedometers. Inasmuch ns they register the locomotive activities of the ani plants are found that are unable to tbe way and poor parish. inals on whose bodies they are found. survive In warm water. Among the On his first Suuday In thia new ata tuost remarkable of these cold water lion the young rann as be looked over The best examples and the greatest plants ara the Inmlnnrlnceae, a kind of his wretchedly clad and Ignorant cou number of these hairy whorls and reaweed. which sometimes attains n gregatlou could not help saying to rests are found on tbe domestic borne. A notable Instance Is the grace gigantic »Ixe. exceeding In length the himself, with a groan: rul feathering that extends along the longest climbing plants of the tropical “Dour me. what a dreadful thing it forests at-d developing huge stems like would !>e if I should have to stay here hollow of the fiank, dividing the trunk if tbe animal from tbe hind quarters the trunks of trees. Investigation has any great length of time!" There are also crests and whorls ou shown that these plants flourish In tbe At tbe end of the sermon a deacon coldest waters of the polar sens anil made a prayer, To the young man's tbe horse's client and other parts of Its that they never advance farther from horror one part of the prayer was a laxly A study of the actlou of the tin deriving muscles explains tbe origin of their frigid homo» than to the limit« benevolent hope that “this Ignorant, < of "summer temperature" In the ocean luexperlonced, tikrren pastor that had these peculiarities in tbe lay of the hair and furnishes the Justification for The genial warmth destroys them Just lately come to the pariah might Ira calling them pedometers, although the as a polar blast shrivels tropical flow prove and grow learned and fruitful unalogy Is. of course, merely superfl era. In good works, so that he would come dal — St. Louis Republic to merit being kept on there for Ths End ot ths World. awhile.” Pittsburgh In 1784. Although our earth cationi In any When General Forbes captured Fort vital sense last longer tiiau tbe suu. It Where Books Were Pawned. Duquesue in 1758 be remiun-d It Pitts tuny lust less long for Intrinsic cause In primitive days books bad a recog Life la deiwiident uot only on the suu. nixed and eettled value We know how burgh lu honor of tbe great English but on the presence of air. When thl« they were exchanged for a horse or Insptrer of victory. Later It dropiwd air departs Ufa will depart too. Now half a doxen sheep, but few people I the "h" and became Pittsburg, only the earth'» air is going slowly, but know the extent to which hooka wen- Anally to tack the "h" on officially end revert to the original s|H-lling »' ' -|y, evaporutllm Into apace If II pawned In tbe middle ages Oxford at ail goes before tin- sun ht-coines ex one time bad twenty giant chests full In 1784 Arthur Lee descrtls-d the place tlnet the carili'« surface fife will of these valuable pledges, and the proc In language which seem.« strange to tapse while the sun still shines Both ess when stock was taken had to be those who know "the Smoky City" of pr<» e -e- th«- evaporation of the air conducted with care The book fairs I today: "Pittsburgh Is Inhabited alinimt and the cooling of the altn-wlll re served to alter thing». and presently entirely by Scots and Irish, who live quire long eras of time, but the «e< oud as Smith field market grew It net up a In IMiltry log houses There are in the process will lie much tbe slower of the subservient Industry on Ifa outskirts, ti>«u tour attorney«, two d-xtor« and two So we may exiast tbe last in where tbe butchers sold skins and the not a priest of any |H*r»naslon. nor habitant» of the earth to die of In- k parchment dealer» bought And this church or chapel, so that they are of breath rather than from want of bookish street on the edge of Braith likely to be damned without tbe hene Tbe place, I believe «armiti Pel-viral Lowell In Youth'» field under the shadow of St. Paul's flt of clergy will never i>e very considerable " Uotiqiatilou bore the pious name of Paternoster row.—Fall Mall Gasetts. Chaaping. •lips of tho Tongue. In parts of Hwltierland the baker In • case tried l»‘fore a magistrate Why She Left Them at Home. wife carries round tbe bread In a sort In Glasgow the defending agent made “Bar* you any referencesF’ asked of hamper, and »be bos not a Oxed. nn ref'-reui-e to a verbal agreement !♦ the lady of the bouse. mutable charge, but cbalTera for a price tweeu the parties. "Lot's «ce yer vor “Ves. ma'am. A lot of sm " with tbe cnatoiner*. Tbe old English bai agreement,” tbe magistrate ««hi "Then why didn't you bring them word for thin process was "cbeaplng. “Hand It up here.” with jrouF’ which In many places In England Ba- At a pariah couucll meeting, whew a “They're just like my photographs, B flor some hurra«.- of wagoo ma'am None of 'em does me Justice.'' been currapted Into cblpplng Ub p ping Norton, for Instance, is res III was under consideration, the chairmaa -Detroit Free l’rvaw rheaplng Norton, or the place when •did peevishly: "A canna mah' held bot J isx I h were cheapened-1 bat la. au d by tail o’ thia dockyment It's Jlrt like •urnrl sed. tltaffer. Alphy and Omegy It « got neither be Lady—I am surprised, little boy, to ginning nor rnil."—Glasgow Herald see you amoktug that cigar Hoy—I'm Fprised myself, lady: I thought tbe man would never drop IL-Pbiladel phi» Telegram. Ths •tseplsshaas. The flrat »teeplwtMs«-« were Iterally •Vha.e. to a st.-vplw" The ear I leaf we csa dim-over was a match In ITHJ •» An Expensive Leauey. tween Edmund Blake and Mr tFOnl "Tee," said the literary man with a 'agtiau over four and a half raUsu sf algb; "style la a flue thing for a writer stiff . vuntry between tbe cburvB e< to have, but when bl» wife a get It too Ruttevaut and Ft I eger chun k ra*ro It takes all tbe profit away "-Harper. — Loudon Tatter Weekly. Wise E.ceptiena. “You really brth-rv that a should always be truthful to hhi wlfeF "Certainly I do. always." "And do you always tell your wife the truth abooi her rooking?" "Oh. well ee-there are exceptions, foil know “-Uouatou Poet. A Fluent Talker. Whang»—!» your wife a good coneer- Mtkmallat? Cange-She would be but *or one thing-«hr talks so fluently that the lutemi|>ts bera^! CeflgL ■rx-c-nt if annoi >,«« t» Beer » wn ti'king »mug-* •"Nr n votinn flkx^ ngwhlltr- tBvhaiqtn Dr. J. T. Work, M.T., LOW FARES WEST. 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