Tillamook Headlight, February 22, 1912. LOW FARES WEST. Daily March 1st,to April 15th, ECONOMY IN MEAT. In Its Sturdy Vigor It Io Rsprooenta- tivo of Our People. Indian corn to a native of America i The Indians cultivated It when the | white man flrst came, and their legends | carried it back to Manitou, or Great I Spirit, from whom it came as bls choicest gift to man. says the Wash- | ington Post Without it the earlier 1 settlements would have perished. It grows tn ail parts of the United States and in its every stage presents varied charms and attractions, more alluring to the eye than waving fields of wheat or rk*e, the white cotton or the splendid sugar cane, with which it vies in stateliness and outranka In its gorgeous and changeful hues of green. One-tbird of the human family lives on rice, but it Is not the third that counts. The date palm to everything to tbe desert dweller. So to corn to the American, although often Indirect­ ly. He eats it on tbe cob and off, makes of it Innumerable kinds of food and turns it into bogs and cattle. in its sturdy vigor Indian corn ls representative of the people. It strikes its tap root deep into tbe earth, while tbe lateral roots reach out ta every di­ rection. It droops under the long drouth, but given two or three rains toward earing time it yields a harvest that puts the gloomy prophets to shame. Avoid Waste by th« Judicious Use of Odds and Ends. TO The cook who broils the tough end of a porterhouse steak, roasts the ribs I d a roast, throws away the bones and juices left on the platter by the carver FROM CHICAGO .... . $33.00 ST. PAUL ............ $25.00 and dlscurda as unlit for use the meat CINCINNATI 37.00 KANSAS CITY.. 25.00 from which the soup stock Ls made is ' guilty of wicked waste. MILWAUKEE.. 31.30 OMAHA............... 25.00 The end of a porterhouse steak ls ST. LOUIS .... 32.00 DES MOINES.... 27.85 unfit to serve when broiled. It should NEW YORK.... 50.00 INDIANAPOLIS. 35 65 i be cut off. This, together with the DETROIT ......... 3S.UU DENVER............. 25.00 bone and Juice left ou the platter, a bay leaf, three or four cloves, an on­ From other eastern points in 'proportion. I Tell your friends in the East of this opportunity of moving West at ion, a carrot and some parsley, will I low rates. Direct train service via Burlington Route, Northern Pacific, make several cups of bouillon. The ribs | Great Northern and ”North Bank” Lines. should be cut out of a roast when pre- You can deposit with me and tickets will be furnished people in j paring It for the oven. These, with I the East. Details will be furnished on request. ■ the leftover gravy, may be used In a W E CO a; AN T. COOPER, Agent, similar way for stock. Gtn’l. Freight and Pass. Agent, Hillsboro, Ore. In maklug stock the long, alow proc­ Portland, Ore. ess of gentle boiling extracts the fla­ vor from the meat and coagulates the albumen. Only a Utile of the latter Is extracted. Therefore the meat loses but little of Its nourishing properties. ! There are numerous ways In which [ such meat can be made appetizing. • Combined with rice and tomatoes a To further introduce our high-grade photo­ delicious luncheon dish may be made. Butter a baking dish and line with hot graphs we will give FREE one handsome boiled rice. Fill the center with bits of meat well seasoned with salt, pep­ per and onion Juice. Cover with rice. with each $2.00 order or better. Bake twenty minutes tn the oven. CALL AND SEE OUR SAMPLES AND JUDGE FOR YOURSELF. Turn out on a platter and pour over THE BRITISH MUSEUM. it a well seasoued tomato sauce. It la a toothsome morsel.—National Food Care With Which It la Guarded Prom Magazine. HEINS’ OLD GALLERY. Fire and Thieves. It Is very doubtful whether the Brit­ HISTORIC FIRES. ish museum could ever be burned down. It Is more likely to be swamped The Most Fateful of All, Perhaps. Was first There Is enough water stored the Burning of Mosoow. there In tanks to last for many days’ A list of great cities burned would continuous pumping in case by any be a list of nearly all the great capi­ cbauce tbe ordinary supply gave out tals of the world. Persepolte, the Every policeman on tbe premises, splendid residence of a long series of too, te also a tireman, being especially rulers whose tributary provinces ex­ trained before be takes up bls duties. tended from the Indus to the Helles­ There te not a nook or corner in tbe pont. was burned, with all Its pal­ remotest part of the building which aces and temples. Babylon and Car­ could not be deluged In two minutes thage were so utterly destroyed that If necessity arose. thhlr very location has become a mat­ Not ouly Is there little chance of the ter of doubt. Rome was burned eight museum itself being burned down, bn* times. Jerusalem four times, and. also auy building near it. for that mat­ though they rose from their ashes— ter. for tbe museum looks after them, The second tempi« 1« not ilk« the first. too, hardly less carefully. Athens. Syracuse. Bagdad. Alexan­ Thieves have Just about as much dria and Antioch now exhibit only a chance us tire has. Immediately after shadow of their former grandeur. The closing every gallery and every room Phoenicians, like the Spartans and As­ In the building Is gone through, search­ syrians. disappeared with the ruin of ed and locked up. and then tbe whole their capitals, but the most fateful process Is repeated again an hour lat­ conflagration recorded tn the history er. this precaution being directed of the world Is perhaps that of Mos­ against Are rather than thieves. cow. It I m a full hour’s hard work merely “They talk as if the fate of Europe to lock or unlock all tbe doors ia the had been decided at Waterloo,’’ says building —Pearson’s Weekly. De Bourienne In his memoirs of the first empire. “If Napoleon bad beaten Saved Ann a Ducking. The advanced Piano selling methods originated in Wellington and Blucher a dozen time« A colonial shrew who was threat­ Tillamook by the store of Jones & Knudson makes a it could not hnve retrieved the reverses ened with tlie ducking stool was once the three preceding years. The big saving in the price of a Piano to each customer, be­ of auved by this plea: truth ls that the French Caesar and cause we save them the Portland jobber’s profit and his fortune were ruined by the burn­ “You wish to duck Ann Wlllott te cure her!" her defender declared. "New. Besides there is ing of Moscow That city was the fu­ It she be uot cured where is tbe gala the BIG AGENT’S COMMISSION. “ “ neral pile of’the great nation.”—Ex­ In ducklug her? And if she be cured change. all the women who now keep a guard k over their tongues through distaste to The Collar of Homer. Among the curiosities preserved tn he likened to such a known, notorious the Fabre museum at Montpelier. and contemptible scold as Ann will do I France, is the famous “collar of Ho­ so no longer: but. although it te hot mer." invented und worn by the great like any should become such as she. In dealing with your own home merchant, whose Italian poet Altieri. This distinguish­ vet all will scold a little more than word regarding the quality of the Piano he is selling ed man began the study of Greek now they do. the check of her exam­ ple being removed Now. It te better you can be safely taken in perference to an agent’s when more than forty-seven years old that Anu. being a single woman with­ and made such rupid progress in that statement, who perhaps you will never see again. We language as to astonish all who knew out family to afflict, should go unpun­ » him. He proclaimed himself "cheva­ ished and unducked, but despised by distribute direct lier of the order of Homer” and ap­ all. and wng her tongue as she will, peared with a collar ou which were en­ dnudlng therein for the whole town, graved the names of twenty-tbree po­ than that she should be silenced and ets. ancient and modern, and to which the tougues of other women run more was auspended a cameo portrait of free." This argument s*>ems to have pre­ Homer. Ou the reverse side of this preserved relic ls an Italian distich vailed. fur Ann Wiliott was never A new pearl in the crown of the world’s best composed by Altieri, which translated ducked. “Alfierl himself In creating this . Pianos is the reliable S. W. MILLER, the most desired says. order of tl>e chevalier of Homer has j pld Time Verdicts. of all good home Pianos. The S. W. Miller Pianos Invented an order more divine than A certain medieval Jury, as related In tbe Oxford and Cambridge Review, that of auy king.” ¡and Piano Players represent a sitting upon tbe case of a man and bis wife who had been struck by light­ The Pipe of Peace. The North American Indian usually ning. returned tbe reasonable verdict, In another made his pipes out of a kind of stone "No one is suspected.” known as red pipe stone, of which case. when the body of a man similarly there were large deposits In the old killed was Unit fifttnd by bls wife, tbe Jury was grntlfylngly definite in its For their manufacturers, distributors and pur­ Sioux country, and the Great Spirit 1« finding that “she te not suspected." in said to have given his indorsement to chasers, as like a good violin they mellow and improve this particular material, which might modern days tbe verdict In a case of Inflicted death te apt to be "tem with age and there is a complete absence of that tinny, have been a Sioux monopoly. In these self porary Insanity.’’ This was beyond 1 a z-1 « 4- V* x-» 1 <•*«« U« n »-» n words: "This atone is red. It 1« your metallic tone so often found in the class of Pianos our medieval predecessors, hot their It belongs to you all. Out of formula showed a glimmering of tbe usually sold by traveling agents. The much talked of it flesh. make no more tomahawk«, war idea that a man most be mad to take hatchets nor scalping knlvee. Uae It nix own life, verdicts tn such cases only to make the pipe of peace and often being that tbe victim bad acted smoke therefrom when you would pro­ “by temptation of tbe devil.” pitiate me and do my wilt” PORTLAND and HILLSBORO CHE____ Fi'ee ! Free ! Free ! SPECIAL 30 DAYS OFFER Are You Giving Your Live Stock a Fair Deal ? You like a little salt and pep­ per—a little mustard—a little lemon extract—a little this and thut to flavor your grub. Your cow, your steer, your hog under natural conditions would have a chance to get a bite of this, a bite of that and a bite of the other thing and so get a variety in its feed. But under the unnatural condition in^Jwhich you keep them, they get every iiay about the same sort of stuff to eat. As a natural consequence they get “ off their feed.” Even if they do not, their digestive organs need the tonic effect which comes from a variety of feeding stuffs. Watkins’ Stock Tonic Is a scientific preparation which not only improves the flavor of the feed you feed, but also sup­ plies that tonic element so needed to make yoqr live stock do their best. ’There is no longer any doubt about the need of a tonic for the modern domestic animal kept under artificial conditions. You must give them something to help them digest their feed and get the greatest good from it, Watkins’ Stock Tonic supplies this need. It makes the animal relish its feed more; it aids in the digestion and assimilation of the feed, and in addition to that, it has a tonic effect upon the whole system. Your animals need a tonic of this kind. Watkins’ Stock Tonic is not a secret preparation. We tell you the actual ingredients that are used in it. You know exactly what you are buying, and pound for pound it will go farther and do more good than any other stock tonic or so called stock food ever made. The Watkins Man will be glad to leave you s pail on trial, backed by the Watkins guarantee, Deliverd by Waggon. R. R. ROBERTS AMERICAN CORM. Bromide Photo Enlargement The Tillamook Studio An Actual Added Advantage FROM -f FACTORY TO HOME FROM L MAKER TO USER. Typical Tone Triumph Be sure you have the correct time. Buy your watch here and you will have llie best time alway— ever ac­ curate and dependable. Our stock of (Gold and Silver Watches for Ladies and Gentlemen i include» some of the best time pieces ever ever made. Ail kinds of Jewelry of the best grades at the lowest mark e prices. Jewelry repaired while you wait. EUGENE JENKINS, Reliable Jeuieler, Next to the Post Offiee S. W. Miller Pianos I I Are the envy of agents who are trying to compete with us, but on the other hand the S. W. MILLER PIANO is the pride of every owner. Tillamook Bakery, OPPOSITE THE ALLEN HOUSE. Corner Stillwell DON’T FOOL YOURSELF Ave. and Firet By paying more for any Piano than the price we ask you for the S. W. MILLER, for there is no better SPECIALTY IN ALL KIND OF CAKES Home Piano today on the market, and we kindly i invite you into our store to make us prove it to your ALL KIND OF ll'lio ¡entire satisfaction. St. West, and both Pbonea. _________________ R. A. WAHLEN, D.O. Eye Sight Specialist. Jones & Knudson, i TILLAMOOK, ORE. Diving Animals. One thing that none of the land liv­ ing animals does la to dive. No mat­ ter bow bard pressed a swimming deer, rabbit, squirrel or other purely terres­ trial animal may be. it will remain above water But the muskrat, beaver, ice bear and otter dive immediately. Very Realistic. First Paris Artist—Vy you pnt tat aalt wld te paint? Second Artist-Ret to for a marine picture. I make zs paint salt: zen when ze English put Mir fingers to zalr lips zay say: “Eet to wonderful; almost taste ze aalt on so ocean Zan zay buy.”—Satire A Question of Depth. "Besnty." said the ready made phi toaopber. “to only skin deep.” “1 can’t agree wlib you.” said the positive man “If beauty were meas­ ured by that standard the rhinoceros would be one of tbe most charrales animala.” —Exchange. Price« for Hogs. Tho Retort Moteimoniel. Light hogs 15o lb«.. 8«4c. uu ib«. to an a*. Pc. JV lb«, to ¿X Ib«. 7Sc. 30) lb*. and over. 7c. Tulamook Meat Company. Direct Factory Distributors for Tilla< mook County. ■be—Ton can’t ever aerose me of helping you to make ■ fool of your aelf He—I don’t know about that Toe said yea when I asked you to marry ma Baltimore America«. The Modern Practice. Tbe younger Pliny tells us that the Roman lawyer. Regulus. had a habit of painting round bls right eye if ba was counsel for the plaintiff, his left eye If be was for tbe defendant. In our time« If a lawyer te painted around bis right eye It means that a witness on the other side baa met him sine« court adjourned. If both eyas are blnckrd It signifies that he saluted him rwhe Instead of once. That’s alL— Loa Angeles Ex press. Generous. "fio you are a bill collector.” aald Mr. I’lacbpenny. “Yes Here te one”— "Keep it. my boy. keep It Tea seem to hare a nice collection there. Far be T from me to break It up.“— Phlladol t>hla Telegram. O'«honest Harduppe—Is Wigwag honest? Bor roweli— Wed. be came around to my boose tbe other day and stole a« um­ brella I had tiorrowod from him.— Philadelphia Record. I-ct every man. if possible, gatbet some good books under bla root— Channing AMATEUR SMUGGLERS. WB Larga Fart Anonymous Letters Play In Their Undoing. About 25 per cent ot tbe amateurs fiBBRht smuggling are betrayed by ■Baeymous letters written to the cus- Ma officers of tbe port of New York, flhto statement la made by the sur- «Mor of the port of New York, who “Mtocb of our Information concern- |Rg tbe amateur smugglers cornea from ■BMjrmous letters. Discharged serv- UM«. envious dressmakers aud Jewel- MB, «wen friends, give the informutlou WMcb brings results. We get Infor- ■Bttoa from persous who have beard ■Mara boasting of bow easy It is to Mfluad tbe government. These are «■My trades people who bear their OMtMners declaring bow much cheaper M m may buy their goods abroad. *9tocharged servants write many •Mtoymous letters. One letter 1 re- toamber from a lady's maid contained ■Beh detailed account of tbe purchases at Jewelry. dresses, trinkets and other atttrtea that we knew were right in making a search. “Nearly all tbe attempts at suaug- ■fhM by amateurs are tbe results of Maury and extravagance. They want M collect souvenirs and presents and ■ay no duties. Tbe plea of ignorance to an longer an excuse. Tbe matter of paying duties is talked about every “A woman arrived tbe other day and ■rnMr«d $500 duties to be sure she bad everything right We found only anongfi to charge her $350 In duties, ■be saved $150 by trying to be bou- ect. Nobody who plays fair with the United States will ever have any trou­ ble on the docks of New York.’’-New York World. DISTORTED HISTORY. Napoleon’« Downfall as Recorded In a Russian Textbook. Reasons of church, state or other policy have frequently caused the schol­ ars of one country to tamper with the history of another with which It has been intimately connected. A curious instance of such a distortion of French history was that found in a Russian textbook used lu all Russian public schools and edited by a great Rus­ sian scholar. Ilovalskl. Tbe following may be cited as an illustration: “Conte XVL was a good aud peaceful king. After a long and famous reign in which be was most happy In his choice of minister of finance be died quietly In Purls, beloved by all his people. Ills death was caused by a hemorrhage. “The successor of Louis XVL was hte son. I.ouls XVII. During hte reign the brave royal army commanded by Gen­ eral Napoleon liuuaparte captured tbe larger part of tbe European continent for tbe French crown. But tbe faith­ less Nn|>oleon showed tendencies to­ ward misusing his power aud was sus­ pected of burborlug dishonest schemes against the legitimate ruler. With the help of Ills majesty tbe emperor and autocrat of all tbe Russia a. bls pinna were frustrated, and he was deprived of all his possessions, honors and rights to a pension. He was then exiled Io tbe Island of BL Helena, where be died.”—Chicago Record-Herald. Queer Brand of Poverty. "Before attempting to Impress stran­ gers with slum life It Is well to hike a preliminary survey of your route,” a New York woman said. “Not long ago I entertained an up state friend who wished an Insight into the extreme poverty of the city. I startl'd out in the hope of giving her something to think ubout for the rest of her nat­ ural life and succeeded beyond expec­ tations We had peuetrnted only a abort distance Into the poverty strick­ en district when we saw signs in three windows In one block advertising that a general housemaid was wanted there My friend refused tu go a step farther. "’If that la the best yon can show me lu tbe way of poverty.' she aald. T might ax well go home I can’t af­ ford to keep a servant myself.’New York Sun. Firet Stocking Frame. Tbe first stocking frames are said to bars lieen made by William Lae. ca­ rats of Culverlon. In HiMi, und were at first worked by hlui with tbe assist­ ance of bls sweetheart or wife. Like most other Inventors, be failed to re­ ceive a suitable reward for hte labor and te aald to have died at Parte In 1010, starving and broken hearted. The stocking weavers’ company, estab­ lished in 1663, for the next ninety years had almost s monopoly of th« business, but Great Britain today makes nearly one-half uf the stockings made in the world. Germany Is a eleee second.—National Magazine. Preparedness. Begin the morning by saying to thy- aelf. 1 shall meet the busybody, tbe «■grateful, arrogant, deceitful, envious and unsocial, but 1, who bave seen the nature of tbe good, that It te beautiful, •nd that of the bad. that it Is ogly. ton be injured by noue ot tbvai.— Marcus Aurelius. ■ound te Have II. “My wtfe can’t decide on a car " "Thta model te thè last word In tour Big care.” "The test word, eh? Tben she’ll bave it”—Beatile Poet-IntelMgeix or. Getting Used te It. “How long have you been married?“ "Ro long now that I can quarrel with my husband without bursting late team."—Detroit Free Frees. Tbe heaven« are as deaf as oar as­ pira t ions ar* high —Thoreau