Tillamook Headlight, February 8, 1012, I.—........ STARTING A WAR. I REBUKED AN EMPEROR. MOTOR AND DYNAMO. Gluok Didn’t Lik. th. Way Jo..ph II. Dif,-tr.nt Function. Yet AtaM Vd.n Sang Hie Music. I tical In Construction. ' Gloek. the composer, was not of tbe It is a very common error to coDfuse Tiny Sparks Have Often KIMM sort of men of whom courtiers are1 a motor with a dynamo, and but very made. One day be attended at tbe few. outside of electrical engineering Monster Conflagration court at Vienna a concert at which tbe ' circles, can explaiu tlie difference be Emperor Joseph II. and one of his I tween these two machlues Tbe news archdukes sung a fragment from one paper man writes about tbe "dyna- CONFLICTS BORN OF TRIFLES of Gluck’s compositions. Naturally mos” burning out and setting the enough, tbe imperial artists glanced at street car ou fire or tells of the giant I X Broken Teapot and a Stole« Bwateot the composer to see bow he was im "motors" whirling at tremendous pressed by tbe honor they were doing Cost Years of Carnage and Naadreda him. They were shocked to observe speed in the power bouse, and very I of Thou.ando of Live»—Paai Kregor that be was making a series of ex few realize that a mistake baa been made. and the Groat Boor Upriaia*. traordinary and significant'grimaces To explain in the simplest language, I Tbe history of warfare —r Ta tea aa- I The emperor stopped and inquired a dynamo is a machine driven by me whether be aud tbe archduke were not Imerous examples of conflicts that chanical energy, which converts that I have originated through trifling causae. singing tbe bit according to Gluck's mechanical energy into electricity, idea of bow it should be done. Isays tbe London Globe. For Instance. I "My idea!” exclaimed Gluck. “Why. another form of energy. A motor is I Turkey in tbe past suffered greatly in sire. I am tbe poorest walker in tbe a maebiue that takes the electrical la war with Venice. When tbe Veae- world, but I would vastly rather take energy generated by the dynamo and I tian ambassador was asked by tbe n walk of six leagues than be forced io converts It buck again Into mechan ical energy. And. curiously enough, I Turkish grand vizier to ratify a treaty hear n composition of my own inter the two machines are almost identical I by swearing in tbe Moslem fashion preted In such a way as that.” in tbeir construction. Indeed, some Joseph II. was brave enough to take dy.nntnoa can lie operated as motors [upon his beard and tbe beard of tbe I propbet he declined because, as be no notice of the criticism, but the and some motors «s dynamos without Laid, "tbe Venetians wear no beards.” I court was quite convinced that if any change whatever. such a reproach bad been addressed to Going n little Into detail, a dynamo, This remark was too much for the tbe Czar Nicholas the composer would I Turk, who retorted angrily, “Nor de have prosecuted his musical studies or a generator, us it is now more com ■ monkeys!" an exclamation which caus- .from that time forth under the unfa- monl.v culled by electrical men. is n led tbe ether to tear up the treaty and vorable surroundings of the Siberian machine consisting of what Is called au armature which Is made to revolve I retire from the conference. The se- mines. Iquel was a sanguinary conflict in I It wan the composer Weigh a man of between the poles of a magnet or I which fell 30.000 Christians and four group of magnets The armature con very different temperament from tains a great many loops of wire, Limes that number of Turks. Gluck, who when the Emperor Fran which cut tlie lines of magnetic force But the Turks were not cis Joseph played the first violin in the wbicb flow from one magnet pole to ¡ones to use blows instead performance of one of Ills overtures [meats on the slightest provocation. | threw himself at tbe lbat of opposite polarity. Although [The emperors of China have ever been aud exclaimed. "Ab. monarch's feet uo one can see bow It is done. It Is sire, will your famous in this direction, tbe record I nevertheless true that this simple proc I Instance being a war 2.50 years ago majesty benignantly condesceud to ess causes a current of electricity to grant my prayer and favor me once which began through the smashing of flow through the wire of tlie armature, a teapot. This indispensable house more with a most gracious F sharp?"— which may be led out of tlie latter New York Press. hold article was looked upou by its through suitable sliding contacts or owner, a high dignitary of tbe court, brushes and sent out through the con as a priceless treasure, and conse ducting wires of a circuit which may GUARDING A SECRET. quently it accompanied the great man extend mauy miles The current is on bls Journeys. Th. Number of Persons Who May I supposed, for convenience, to flow out It so bappeued that when be was Share It With Safety, over one wire and back over the other, [traveling through the lawless prov In I the realm of the multiplication keeping up a continuous flow through inces in tbe northwest of China some- table, , where, for example, two mid the armature ami outside circuit. . of bls retinue were intercepted by a two can be relied ou to make exactly There you have the dynamo. To band of robbers, who found the teapot | four, reckoning is easy, but when you operate the dynamo mechanical energy among the baggage and indignantly I leave the field of nbstract uumbers and such as th::t of a steam engine or flung It to the ground and broke It | deal with persons strange results some water v.beel Is required. Tlie more Tbe matter was reported to the ent-1 times appear. Such a case is describ current you tn!:e out of the armature peror. who was so indignant at his fa-! ed In Lady Dorothy Nevlll’s book. “Un Hie harder It Is to turn. vorite's loss that he sent, out it puni der Five Iteigns." Now. if yon take a machine similar tive force, and a long war began which With regard to tlie number of per to a dynamo away out somewhere on resulted In tbe death of 500.000 men. sons who may safely be trusted with the line and conuect Its terminals to A conflict over a teapot, even a valu a secret, there is no proverbial author the two wires of the circuit tlie cur able one. seems almost out of tbe lty for believing it to exceed two We I rent v. Idi li is being generated by the range of possibility until one recalls are told In severnl languages that dynamo Hows through the armature that a bucket was once the Innocent "the secret of two is God's secret, the I of this second machine, and. Io and cause of a terrible war. Nine hundred secret of three is all the world's." and behold, the armature begins to spin. years ago a party of soldiers of Mo the Spaniards say. "What three know There you have the motor, which is dena stole a bucket, apparently as a all tbe world knows." nothing more than a dynamo running practical Joke, from a public well in A gentleman who bad gained pos backward and using up current in Bologna and refused to restore It. session of a valuable commercial se stead of producing it. Tut a pulley on Fights thereupon took place between1 cret confided it to a friend who ap- tlie shaft of the motor nud you get the soldiers of the rival states and1 preciaated Its value. A short time mechanical power again, which is stalled a war which devastated a afterward this friend came to ask per what you started out with. That is I large part of Europe. mission to communicate it, under oath why motors are so economical mid The cash value of that bucket was of eternal secrecy, to a friend of bls convenient where mechanical power is only n few shillings, but wnrs have who would be likely to assist in utiliz required. Great dynamos in a power station generate current in vast quan often been waged concerning things ing tbe secret to the best advantage. that represented little from a mone “Let me see.” said tbe original pos- tities. which Is sent out over the lines tary point of view. An excellent illus sessor of the secret, making a chalk to be used up In motors of all types tration is afforded by Algeria, which I mark on a board at band. “1 know- and sizes from n thirty-second of a horsepower up to a thousand horse came into the possession of France the particulars. That makes one.” power. as desired. Now, when you through a disagreement over a petty “One," agreed bls friend. debt. The bey of Algiers demanded "You know them." continued be. want to operate a sewing machine by Immediate payment through tbe making another mark by the side of power you buy a little motor to do it French consul, who asked for time to the one already made. “That makes"— A few years ago it would have been necessary for you to put in a boiler pay and In reply was beaten and : "Two.'" cried the other. thrown Into prison. “Well, and if you tell your friend, and steam engine.—Electrical News Bulletin. A couple of days later a conflict was that will be”—making a third mark. begun that continued for twenty years, i "Three." said tbe other. Ros» Leaves and Brown Sugar. during which time more than 500.000' "No.” was the reply—"ill."—Life. You took rose leaves—fresh rose lives were sacrificed Such n calamity ’ leaves—and mixed them with brown was surely unnecessary for so paltry I. The First Society of Author.. a cause, and the same remark Is equal- ' A society for the protection of nu sugar. Then you wrappeJ them in a leaf from it grapevine and buried tbe l.v applicable to other wars. tbora was founded ns long ago ns 1735 whole business In tbe ground. You In 1879 the Transvnnl was declared; Authors themselves were uot mem let them stay for three days At the a crown colony, and the salaries of I per8 of d,e society, which was instl- end of that time you dug litem up ami officials, both Dutch and British, were tuted for their benefit by noblemen ate them, ute thetu with rapture known cut down. Among the number so Bnd gentlemen, who subscribed 2 guln only to tbise who have eaten litis p.tr treated was a certain Taul Kruger. eus annually in addition to an eu ticulnr delicacy. for to the natural whose salary was reduced by £50 per trance fee of 10 guineas, fragrance of the rose leaves nud the annum. The loss of the money an- • Tbeir purpose, ns defined by tliem- nourishing and delirious properties of noyed the Dutchman, who raised the selves. was "to assist authors lu the the brow 11 augur that Interval of three standurd of revolt. As a consequence publication nud to secure to them the days in tlie warm earth hud added 11 there followed the Majubn Hill fight, entire profits of their own works"— new quality. A mysterious nh-hetny years of agitation, the Jameson raid that is to say. they published books, bad been nt work and transformed the and finally tbe great war which cost but took no fees for doing so. They mixture Into soniethlug exquisite. n Britain £220.000.0(10 and the lives of were amateurs, however, engaged in dish to be envied by great kings r al ' trade in competition with profession sultans. It Intd alsiut It odors of the 25.000 of her sons. But tbe most curious war ever als. and tbeir enterprise was unsut- east, savors of Arnby tbe Blest.— E L waged over n little matter occurred lu cessful. The society was wound up In Pearson iu "'l ite Believing Years” the sixteenth century. It was carried [749, and tbe balance iu band (£20 I2a.i on single handed for about six years wag presented to the Fouudllng bospi A Cardinal's Hat. between a bankrupt grocer of Berlin tai.“-London Author. The famous red bat that Is a part and the elector of Saxony. Tbe tin of the insignia of a cardinal Is round mediate cause of tbe quarrel whs the Fled From Death. with fl low crown and a wide, s Iff arresting of two of tbe tradesmen's We questioned tbe applicant for brim, from the Inside of which hang horses In the elector's territory, he position as laundress. fifteen tassels, attached in a triangle being a subject of tbe elector of Bran . "Are you .married Y’ we asked The re 1 bat Is used but twice .nice denburg. “No. sub: I'a a wlddub.” when the cardinal receives It from tlie Failing to get redress, be adopted ] “Ab—aud your husband la dead?” hands of the |«>pe himself ami after wbat waa then a perfectly legal expe “Yasaub—he’s sbo' daid.” death, when It Is put upon tbe cardi dient and declared formal war on tbe 1 "How did be meet his death?" realm of Saxony. Tbe declanttiou waa j "Meet It? Laws. man. be didn't meet nal's catafalque mid afterward bung accepted In due form, and the war be 1 It! Dey had ter chase him two mile Up lu bis titular church at Rome or gan Tbe grocer burned farm« and fo' dey all could ketch him an’ put de the cathedral of bls diocese. even villages, employed ntercetxariee rope noun’ bis neck.”—Cleveland Plain Suspicious. ■ iter tbe fashion of tbe times and Dealer. "How about this fare?" demanded made himself tbe terror of tbe distrtrt the stranger In New York He finally was Influenced to stop Had Foresight. "I haven't overcharged you. sir.” hostilities by Lutber. but was betray "That man Mebftable married has a dared I be cabman. ed Into a further act of hostility by lot of foresight." said Farmer Corn "I know you haven't. And treachery and. being captured, aof tooael haven't you? What sort of a deep fered death on tbe wheel "He looked kind of worried and scar game are you up to? Answer ed at tbe weddln’.” replied Ills wife. now "-Washington Herald Not Much of ■ Gam«. "That's what makes me think be baa “1 can’t for tbe life of ma a«4or firesiglit-"—Washington Star When Art Failed. stand why anybody sboald wlab ta "And so your young wife »erves you play chess." Routine Resumed. ts a model. How flattering! 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