Tillamook Headlight, January 18, 1912
ROWER OF
THE HUMAN ERAIM.
MUSIC.
SCHUYLER'S TOY CANAL
tc «re M« Clams It I* D atr butad M R Mads ths Prine pis of Locks Clear
Over tht Bo«/.
to ths Dutchmen.
On e ft was believed that th* gray
It is not known who first rom-elred
The Count of St. Germain, 1 Ft-
u-a-ter of the orala was coaCa>-d with- the magnifiient idea of cootie« flag by
m the - vulL Now phyn.' laas ami otB- a canal luike Erie with the Atlantic
mou» Old World Imposter.
Experiment* to Improve the
er »('ida-tits of physiology tell u* that •reau
this -ime "gray" matter la found la ■avigation of the Mohawk by means
other parts of tbe body—for iastaare. af am . canals and locks had t*en
CLAIMED TO BE IMMORTAL
tried years before De Witt Clinton
In tbe tip« of the Angers of (be blind
built the Erie canal. The purpose.
where the thinking lias tieen coo-
wM h was to connect I^ke On'arlo
iy '..sly much exercised. One pbysi
the ugh the Mohawk with the Hudson,
HtM H* Mod U'/ed IV/ j v«e»e
'¿.jit teds us there is little brale in tbe
met with a formidable obstacle at Lit
H»g Ce'-osted .«Err Tam Wnri
throat, and it often seems to be an in tle falls, where the river descended
dependent thinking organ. An oper ter a mile or two over a series of
Keep HriS Yeong «ou A '•
ator oo tbe tbroet must become a
rnpfris.
Ono ef tbe gseates» Imp-Z«’ore to tte
friend and confidant of that little
Genera! rhlllp Schuyler of Revolu
of Franc*» »nd 'hat 'b* "eB*? •*
brain or bls operation will not be sac-
tionary fame bad planned a series of
n ittoB bae lwd to deal *rifb
reHaful.
Tbe
little
brain
baa
a
memo
•f Germain, ~boee nt*
leeks to overcome this descent of the
ry. and if tbe operator’s hand has
as «/n* long
river. Knowing that the success of
slipped
and
misused
that
throat
the
’’iaeb
of t ttea then
the project would depend upon the fa
brain in the bead may consent to tbe
ffi
Who
“Ptlll wanting tho«e fl»h I lingered, o;ieratk>n and desire it. but that little vor with which the Dutch farmers,
f I Pfff »
b<- r‘i
fy*® eare'rss.’y whistling the while a strain
throat brain will resist evi-D If It lit- settled near the river, received It. he
rn«atly became of bit»
from an ops-ra I bad once beard For months after tbe mistake, and if tbe riri'ed them Calling a meeting at a
■ 4 nared at tbe Fr« nz b ,<n oom» reason or other that strain bad
o[>erator persists tbe patieDt may tie tavern be unfolded bls plan. The old
v. lodn 174* He bod aa ad I b»»n in my head all day. 1 got up in
The advanced Piano selling methods originated in
throw n Into convulsions, such is the Dutrbmeo loved and honored Schuyler,
for be was the head of an old Dutch Till
,
a,x«* **• the morning with It; 1 had whistle«! It memory of that little brain
amook
by the store of Jones & Knudson maker- a
M In wianing fr.*'de J«* during tbe fight with the head wind.
And what ba« been discovered In the family. They were delighted with
meed him or bow '31a baa" The Kid called It 'that dago tune.’ I
big
saving
in
the price of a Piano to each customer. ’ -
the
prospret
of
the
commerce
of
the
throat and In the finger tips will yet
<mat «tr*tig«-r reme to ** • think it wa, s'l oe'blng from Tl Trora-
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save
them the Portland jobber’s profit anil
t>e dls/-overed throughout tbe whole atate sailing past tbelr farms, but they cause we l
t . the court clrele ■ a toy» tore.'
’S
body, because we will consciously i mold not comprehend how boats could ¡the BIG AGENT
CZ::T
.3 COMMISSION. Besides there is
ti' iht the period »Bea the
ascend
Little
falls.
“Ruddenly one of tbe lltt'e Italian, think In every part. At present mw-li !
was etiquette wa, wa axata Bro- ped bls r«xl. stood up to bls full
Tbe general by means of drawings
of tbe thinking 1« involuntary, not
,^gtry counted for m irii and height, lifted bls arms very mu«h after
with the co-operation of the eye or explained the principle of locks. It
nff noLIH’y bad
t* ’*»* the fashion of an orchestra leader and entrnl coiisi-iousness. but self koowl
was tn vain. The stolid Dutchmen
tI^nti' sled before R »**’ •* Joined In with me
e<]ge brings you where you co-operate ebook their beads, saying that they did I
T «topped—becanM I saw that be with yourself, and there are harmony : not believe a word of it. Water would
}\new Kt GertnalB nor had
In dealing with your own home merchant, whose
rooid wli -tie He carried it on wltb sri'l nulty In all the activities of the not run uphill, and it was useless for
’ ut him when he made bio
mn«h expression to tbe last thin note body be<-,-iu«e of confidence throughout j the general to endeavor to make them ¡word regarding the quality of the Piano he-is selling
Fren«b cour altlp ugb h* w"r. ................... - ef tl g wor.«i In It.
believe that it would.
In tbe master of It.
I
---- ---
.
report that be wa«
be -----
safely
taken ... in perference to an agent’s
The general went to bed mortified 'you can
And then be grinned st me.
The cells of your body can be seen
•‘»»nd was able to eonvlnce
at
hl«
failure,
Turning
over
the
thing
“’Verdi.” he sal«i sweetly.
¡statement,
who
perhaps
you will never see again. We
ss little «elves or people, forming a
J"A fuore «uaceptlble Into t*
T applauded, whereat the little Ital government over wbl'b you exercise in bls mind, a happy thought suggest- I distribute direct
•
II«- had no record, to show ian produce«! a bag of tobacco. We sat good rule by becoming acquainted j ed Itself. He arose, lighted a candle.
7» entitled to tbe name of down on the rocks anti smoked togetlc with your people, educating public took a knife and a few shingles and
,d no visible means of »op er, bolding s wordless but perfectly in sentiment In noble thinking, putting went into the tavern yard. Digging a
• he t'x.k up splendid qu«r telligible «'oniirsatioD of pleasant away Internal strife, hatred and other miniature canal of two different levels,
"Hs and lived st an eatrova grin*
form« of Inharmotiy Certain persons be connected them by a lock of shin
H The French court hnd had !
"That night we bad fisb for supper suffer lx«-ause they have hatred and gle* Then he summoned the Dutch
fjrlence with adventurer» and | I got them for a song, or, rather, for a despised purls and functions of their men who came grumbling at being
A new pearl in the crown of the world’s best
j-e or le«s ausfil'’l<ms; but. 1» ' whistle. One Immortal strain from bodies
Hatred wither«, paralyzes aroused from tbelr sltimtiers. Pouring
(he fact that they knew eo'b Verdi poorly whistled in a wllderneer. and congests No one < an do tils beat water from a pail into the little canal, Pianos is the reliable S. \V. MILLER, the most desired
mt him. Rt Germain was rerelv ( hud made un Itnlluu and it Dutchman under disapproval-seek out a wnv to he Iw ked a chip through from the low
• of all good home Pianos. The S. \V. Miller Pianos
h open iirtns and the kmr mad- brotb'-rs
think klndl.v. generously, truly of your
er to the upper level.
I
1« boon companion
Mme de
seif.-I let roll I ree Pres
“Veil, general, dot boats eferything!" and Piano Players represent a
<Jo»tr the reigning ix-vuiy of •?»• |
exclaimed
the astonished Dutchmen
MAN
BASEBALL
ONE
rousilttod him freely <m sflslra
“Now ve understands und ve goes mlt
MORBID BLUSHING
te and society H« powerfnl did I
yeo uut your canal!"—New York Press
It Might 0« Played on
•onto liist duk«-» and amluisaa | d .. (urn.
One
of
Mara
’
Moons.
A
Terrible
Affliction
That
May
Be
friemia
were among hl« closest
According to I’rofessor F. It Moulton
Helped by Convex Glasses.
Jtten-st foe«-
HIDDEN HOARDS.
ifflEFor their manufacturers, distributors and pur
The essential cause of morbid blush
illy At. Germain» eiuiiu to I1U of Ike University of Chlcngo. one man
la
all
that
would
be
required
to
piny
Ing Is n morbid temperament, says Hr
Fortunes Buried or Tucked Away In chasers, as like a good violin they mellow and improve
Itly IBpam« Hie general dls< us
Wasteful Neglect.
lUiotig »11 who knew him or b id a baaelsill game on I'hoboe, one of the II Campliell. M It. C I’.. In the Prac
with age and there is a complete absence of that tinny,
of hhn
H«» claimed lliai h« two moons of Murs. provided the man titioner. A normal person may blush,
None can estimate the wealth hid
conld
live
In
n
place
without
atmos-
i
i
tint
he
Is
not
greatly
disturbed
by
It.
never dlr. for had he not al
den in the days «if the war between metallic tone so often found in the class of Pianos
I'rofesaor Moulton described i He may be disconcerted for the time
lived ’-'.<**> years, and nutursl pber-
the states. Down mountain slopes, usually sold by traveling agents.
The much talked Of
wan point««! out a, the wonder the miinner of play in nddresalng a but. the iitorm over, he soon forgets across the great plantations mid along
ekorcli
society
on
the
“
Earthlike
Plan
nil about It. The morbid blusher, on th» streets of cities of the south are
age II" spoke every language
the other hand, suffers mental torture
then known und one us fluently «• ’b" ate."
trails of k,st fortunes. Ou the Missis
“Our one mini team would first take The blush throws him Inta a state of sippi river the slianty boaters tell tales
other He lied a positive genius for
chemistry und astoundi'd th«- world by the position of pitcher," lie «aid. "and panic such as In the normal person of kettles of gold coin and money that
dlsniverii lie made <>r pretended to throw the bull horizontally. The ball can only tie excited by some desper- «ere buried 111 the brakes or revealed
Are the envy of agents who are trying to compete
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have made llotig Hile line n»e ui"«t would go all the way around the moon. Ute experience. The anguish Is so great III lite caving bank of the Mississippi with us, but on the other hand the S. W. MILLER
nnuiiiliwnthl of «11 I'1« fake» was th. He would then have time to gel a bat that he Ilves In constant dread of tie hy a cascade of coin rushing down th»
If he missed it he Ing exposed to the condittowe yyhlrb crumbling slope Into tin- flood. Now PIANO is the pride of every owner.
etoey he told of how, having treeti lairn • ud strike nt it
close to 3«> year« bi'forv ('hrl«t, Im could take Ills Ihree strikes, then put excite It. This dread eolurs his entire and then some sharp darky appears
hnd found age < re>'|ilug up OBd deter on his mask, gloves aud cheat pro life He withes up With It; he falls with a handful of old gold.
mined lliro'igli hl« »kill >■ ■ hemletry tector and cutch himself out when the asleep with it u haunts his dreams
A mathematician might estimate the
Io concoct Hi«' liquor flint would keep ball came around the fourth time.
Morbu* blushing Is, In truth, a ter
quantity of nugget gold hidden by the
"In
case
lie
hit
the
ball
and
it
bQUte>-
him u)waj" alive and youug
The
placer miners, the loggers, tinkers,
rlble allllctlon In Its severe forms. Dr
. Campbell says. It always calls up tramps, soldiers all the kinds of for
By paying more for any Piano than the price we
man*» i*rf<« I and Inlliunte knowledge •d he could pluy the part ef
of all history led many people to lie ri by picking lb. --
1 ask you for the S. W. MILLER, for there is no better
tunes
that
are
tucked
away
hi
useless
thoughts
of
suicide
and
not
Infrequent
buuudm- -
«"1 “I* ■« 11 , ,m*
■Jove Ibl« wild »liiti'tmut. He »««Hd
aud wasteful uegleot in all parts of Home Piano today on^the market, and we kindly
„ around the moon. He then ly actually prompts it.
relate per».... . liarrntlve* uf
The female sex Is more apt to blush the couutry—Jn stockings, mattresses,
coulil throw to first and catch himaelf
Dam., Fran l» I. and vtlm’ 'n„ubleH .,f out on the base ns the ball came around than the male sex. although more men old tlotlies. garrets, cellars, hollow invite you into our store to make us prove it to your
former eenturl»*
again If he lilt a fly In (dace of a than women seek medical help for trees, hovels, mansions, cliches of (les entire satisfaction.
K! Goflpiili.
elaliiH-d to |io«»ea« grounder he might draw on lila glove morbid blushing Those who suffer I iwrudiies and hidings of foreigners. If
5ir0l bf tm nlug baser metals Into and. playing the part of the center Held from the complaint may gain some con I only one in 10.000 OMM *100 that Is
ueier found, mid In every village mid
J »in) of making precious stone« er. calcli himself uut. A strong batter fldence by using strong convex glasses
» untnicisl wi iiltli and the fact that ■light make n home run. Thin would The artificial myopia thus Induced by (own tlie proportion Is larger, amutig
farmers mid back country people much
menu that he struck the ball so hard blurring the surroundings tends to di
V fairly blazed wllh diamond« h*nt
larger, the loss will amount to JtkMj.-
(rtedeuie to lit« aliirlrs
He was «o that It went beyond the attraction of minlsb self consciousness."
tn other words, distort the faces of pot). The i liances are that there is n
cle'er In Hie working« of hl« f«k«< this moon and struck ou the planet
ka not Io I m - detected, and Ito waa never Mar« It would be what we call 'over people by means of spectacles sod It hundred million dollars of hidden for
will nut matter to you how they look tui.es tn this country now-gold, sll
1 jiroi eit to tu
«Ind <-t i g imbler er the feiiie.' "—New York World.
ver. preeliillH stones anil paper wealth.
ut you. for you will uot uotl<e them
Mur, though lie wn« < hinged with be
Many u farm, many u city property,
lug all Hire«'
Papya as an Advartiaar.
goes into neglect aud decay because
Dap»« aa u illarlst wa all know, but
Russia’s Parquetry Floors.
Tb- was about fifty years old al the
.Most flooring put down In Rnsala la the heirs never knew of it.—Raymond
time uf hl« a|i|H*nr«ir-<i at the Frem h Dg(>ya as mi ndvertlaer Is unfamiliar
8. Spears iu Iliiriier'a Weekly.
(■(inrt
lie carried everything liefor» Au advertisement from the laindon parquetry, and It is generally onk
tu while lie relualiKsi tin re, tint In- Fuat liny of May 7, 1700, reproduced in Even In the unpretentious houses and
Falconry.
<ga re»tle«s and finally drift'd from “Notan aud Queries." give« a Hat of flat buildings tills parquetry la to tie
Ept to court and Inter 1« creditisl article« ntiilen from Ids rvsldeuee near found In some cases, of course, the
!n medieval times falconry was ex
Laicester square mill offer« a rewiinl finish Is not so fine ns In others, and ceedingly popular. To be seen with a
rltli having lieivmie Hie liomi • "in
■' aii I oii of tlie l.nmlgravr. t'li.irl« > of of ft guineas for tlieir recovery. It is In ordinary buildings the designs are hawk upon the wrist was the seal of a
^htor^smt Is reported t» h«v« died tn Interesting tn note the change« til «pell- not so elaborate One of the m it f ut'etnau. and his rank was also
known by the species of hawk he was
in*, wrought by r. couple of centurlea— noticeable featnres of a Russian hoc-
gb lileswlg llulsivln In 17 mo
r Dili did be
' 1111 H*'n«
“punrt nui title Iriiuk."
"broadeloatli la that rugs and carpets are used for using for a king the gerfalcon. for n
prince the falcon gentle, for a duke the
Naturally in- 1« m.t «live but no «>«•■ net," “black silk wnsteoat" and "two wall decoration* Instead of floor cov
falcon of the rock, the [«regrine tai
»ver knew wbat beceme of him <>»"« «Ilk hnndkis-hlef«. red aud blew." erings Floor polishing by profession
„1, , ,„i . nt »■ icntlst mid fellow of There were also "four laced neck- a Is. who come regularly once every con for an earl, for a lady the merlin,
the Royal widely. Iielleved b«' «nW 81 rlottma ” Wliat were they -collar« In week or ten days, is considered a pert the nobby for a young man. the gos
(lertunln In s i rem h prlaou during Hie au early stage of evolution?—l-ondoti of the regular routine of running a hawk for the yeoman and tor the serv
lug uian the kestrel.
house —Detroit Free l‘re«a
reign of terror In 17IH l ord Lytton In Uhronli'le.
ItMki siqt a uiau wb<> seemed the cm
Logio.
Had to Swallow Many Things.
Churchyard Y«w Trs«*.
iKMtlnient uf the nld count
Van
The maii «ho acts on Impulse Is fre-
Aa amusing anecdote is related Of
One reason given why very old yew
Damme write« of a myalurten« 'ma
Jor” who wn« In the court of Ixiul» Na gnrntly placed In a position that tnskea tree« are «o often found In country the late Ilungartau statesman Tisza,
poleoti In IMNi. who wee of no known him wish Im had nut been ao hasty churchyard« In that originally these who when one day dining at the Hof-
nationality, of undiscovered origin «ml tine man noticed that the friend with trees were planted to supply tbe peeii- burg with the Austrian emperor placed
with fdenly of money from « «ourco whom he was walking had drawn very nnta with wood for tbelr bow«, for In a largo pear upon his plate at dessert.
The emperor remarked to Ms minis
lawless times It was soon discover'd
none could leant.
_ close to a horse that wore a luiuile
"1,"ok out " he cried "That horse ¡that Hie only place where trns Would tar that cold fruit after a hot dinner
A man uiu«t hav« |Hi»se««ed exrep
tie safe from nightly marauder« was was Injurious to the digestion.
tlona! gblllRr a« a faker and mu* bites hin t you see he's niuaaled?”
"Yea." replied his frteud calmly 'the churchyard, where the moot bard
Tina« replied. "The stoma, b of a
Imre hail the trlct down to au art to
That’s why I thought he couldn't ' viiml thief dared not venture m-tween Rnuganau premier. your majesty, la
linre fooled ouch lul«lllgv»t mea
|d«rkne«a and dawu — Loudon Mail.
obliged to l>o a strong owe. '
wt-^tesw Latlg. I«>rd i.ytti’B. Greeter bite."- Youth s Companion.
A Were
ClruiM'on That Vada
T «va Btrangsr* Brother«.
An Instaure o* music form.ng a baa*
sträng- each
gfeooier-;,
¡-en a strangers
Mnorant of th* other , language is gl»-
«• by
and
ren-i* with « oe lompan or.» the; came
to a pl»«e where ■
Great Northern
■alIrre d too« be* the river for tbe iast
Um» for SCO ml
H«-re t .•> saw
two Italian hand, whlllr.g away tbelr
Band,/ with flsh.t.g r«xl»
"I went a,bore, hoping to buy »om«
t«e .Neither of the two 'ouH ,pe«M
•>r 1« i, aw! Italian soutxl, to me
•ere'-, like an unlnteillglbJe singing
However, they gave me to understand
that tbe flab were not for sale, and my
p»«»ffere«l «oln L . i no persuasive pow
An Actual Added Advantage
FROM ( FACTORY TO HOME
( MAKER TO USER.
Typical Tone Triumph
S. W. Miller Pianos
DON’T FOOL YOURSELF
Jones & Knudson
TILLAMOOK, ORE
Direct Factory Distributors for Tilla
mook County
•i«ny nlher«, amt for tbnt r amm
List lie put down ••
••
f immumetilal fabee of blrttef.—
iadelpbla I’reae
Ths Prsnsh Msnsrsh*
HUIorv .
«de« tt.it t’levte f was
the real founder of the »wwh mxva
an by. although bls father 'YUtort.
held some sort of tritisi rata .tear part
uf the couutry which was destined to
become Frame Clovis was a peugrue
.lie king and vastly extended bfo •»
hglfos during the period of bto rate.
Him 4*1 t<>
II. mad. smMaao
^^tr on surrounding trttwa and tag*
rltory right and left by wa<Baat
4UR Clovis tank l’aria tw tera,
r*
E
I thereupon
ma tieni scat
•ent
uf tbe rrem-b •*■•
The Right Periodical.
Picking up a inagaalne, Bwlahlsy be
gen fumbling the i-agi's.
"What aro you looking fort' his wife
inquired
*XUi. noihlug In particular '’
' Then you have the right booh." the
wife wbeorved. “I have Just finished
reading It. ami that's exactly what I
found."—Esc bang*
Equal Rights
Rbe-I want yon tv understand be
fore I marry you that 1 believe in
equal privilege« and responsibilities
He All right, dear I was Intendtfig
to give the minister »10. ao you'd bet
ter hand over |A Hoatcu Ttauaerlpt
Squally.
Daughter (singing to her own aceoni-
panlmenti—"l'ui afloat! I'm aftautr
Father-Ton'll Jolly soon be eapalsed
by such a squall aa that!—London
Mall
A Philosopher.
“My! Tou wanted fried isHttoee.
didn't yon?" Mid the careteas waitress
■a the customer tn ths rastrurnnt fin
labed his meal aud rose to iwira
"That's all right." answered the pa
ttent man
''I've wanted ao many
things all my life that I didn't got I'm
I «»rd to it."—Newark News
Changed Plane.
A Cblceco banker wee dictating a
letter to hl* stenographer
■Tell Mr So and so." be order «1
"that I will meet him la Bchctoectady "
"How do you «(«ell Bebehectady?”
asked the steuogrspbet
TU-. B-c—er er—er— Tell him I'll
meet him In Albaay
Cteer Pe»t
•ecial Parasite
AeshOseturally besahinn
“Ton needn't brag «bout 'OUT aortal
«<mmi«-th>n« If you do belong to an
i aristocratic fatuity
Don't yoa work
' for a living?”
“I work' How do I work’”
"Everybody you can." - Raittxnore
A meric« u
"1 am the architect of my own for
tane ' wild Mr 1‘ustln max
"Weil." refilled Mr Holdra Hawes
"bv bring your own s re amari you're
ltet> e to gri some enrtote «<ueog. but
you <b> «ave a M of monov an pian«
and sfwttkaitone "-Wa.biM*an Mar.
An e«eegtl«a.
■Thev aay that 'Ightetog Bevel
«trlki-s twice in the same pie,«*"
' "iN'.-snt it? I know • woaea who's
hern n-irrlei! for ber raeœy tBrev
Ua><r* ' - Detroit Free I'sem
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The Beat Hotel.
THE ALLEN HOUSE,
«1. P. ALiUBN. Proprietor.
Headquarters for Travelling Men.
Special AtleuUon paid to Tourist».
I
A First Class Table.
CoaniorUblc Beds aud Accumnuwi.t;.^