Tillamook Headlight. December 21. 1Ö11
THIS STORE IS DISTINCTIVE IN
Th« Only Help He Needed Wee
Threading the Needle.
MANY WAYS
i
IBSEN AS A TAILOR.
In Sor.ly Tried by a Joker Who Knew the
An Interesting story of Ibsen as a
tailor is told in a Paris contemporary.
I Jonas Lie, a Norwegian poet, was ac-
We control practically every line that we handle | customed to spend part of the sum­
mer at Berchtesgaden, in the Sales-
and we limit the sale of all articles of distinctive de­ burg Alps. On one of these occasions,
while sojourning in tbe neigh liorhood,
sign so that they will not become common.
Ibsen turned up at his friend's resi­
dence and asked to see Mme. Lie, add
ing that they need not disturb the
poet. When madame appeared Ibsen
apologized. It was only a trifle—a but­
Watches for men and
ton had come off. He had purchased
Is more than a Christ­ a needle ai>4 thread. Mme. Lie, wo
women, boys and girls,
mas gift, it is an every­ manlike, offeasd to sew on tbe button,
and every watch I sell is
tbe poet would not hear of it. All
day necessity to the busi­ but
be asked was that she would aid him
worth its price.
ness or professional man, by threading the needle. He had found
to ladies and every body it most difficult The lady, of course,
and Ibaen went on bis way
who has use for any pen. complied,
raJoiclDg.
Mme. Lie did not meet Ibsen again
until some days after tbe needle diffl
culty was surmounted, This time he
Heads the list in watch
called to see the poet, There was no
demand for an interview with the
excellence.
It will give
poet's wife. In the course of conver
Our
line
of
cut
glass
is
perfect satisfaction
aation the lady, “wishing to get her
complete and the very
through your life and your best in the City. Come own back," inquired somewhat satlr
leally if she could be of any service
son’s life.
to her busband’s friend. Could she
in and let ns show you.
thread another needle tor him? "A
thousand thanks, my dear madame,"
replied the author of "The Doll’s
House.” “I took care when you
threaded the needle for me to make
tbe thread long enough to last the
whole summer.”—London Globe.
A TIMLEY GIFT.
Moores Non-Leakable
Fountain Pens
A last­
ing Gift.
THE HOWARD WATCH
32. 50 PEN for 51.65.
CUT GLASS.
Come in and we may be able to help you with
Suggestions.
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You
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CHANGED HER MIND
Strategic Game In Domestic Economy
the Husband Played.
Strategy can sometimes be made as
effective in domestic economy as In
the operations of war. By way of 11-
luatration consider an instance that
recently arose in a certain city.
JHs ambitious young housewife there
had ai opportunity to buy at a great
bargain a handsome rug which she
needed. The price was only $200, but
the owner declared that the rug was
ac^nlly worth $400. The young wo-
iflWs busband gently protested that
even $200 was more than persons of
their Income could afford for a single
article of household furnishing, but
after much persuasion he consented to
tbe purchase, as most husbands do in
such cases.
But this particular husband played a
strategic game. When he gave his
wife the money to pay for the rug it
was not In currency notes of large de­
nomination. but In the form of 200
round, sound silver dollars. The
young woman was astounded. Until
the money was counted down dollar
by dollar she never hnd realized that
It would take so many to pay for that
rug. She decided to buy a slxty-flve
dollar rug. but declared that If the
money hnd been given to her In two
notes of $100 each she would have
bought the costlier one without hesita­
tion.— New York Mall.
Origin of the Dog.
HANDEL’S TEMPER
Composer’» Weakness.
Tbe celebrated composer Handel had
such n remarkable irritation of nerves
that he could not bear to hear the tun
Ing of Instruments, and therefore this
was always done before he arrited at
the theater.
A musical wag who knew bow to
extract some mirth from Handel's
irascibility of temper stole into the
orchestra on a night when the Prince
of Wales was to be present and un-
tuned all the lnstruments. As soon
as tbe prince arrived Handel gave the
signal of beginning, con splrito, but
such was the horrible discord that the
enraged musician started up from his
sent. nnd. having overturned a double
bass, which stood In his way. he seized
a kettledrum, which he threw with
such violence at the leader of the blind
that he lost his full bottomed wig In
the effort.
Without waiting to replace It he
advanced bareheaded to tbe front of
the orchestra, breathing vengeance,
but so much choked with passion that
utterance was denied him. In this
ridiculous attitude be stood staring
and stamping for some moments
amid a convulsion of laughter, nor
could he be prevailed upon to resume
bls seat until the prince went in per
son and appeased his wrath.
THE PLANET MARS.
It* Orbit and its Distance From the
Sun and Earth.
While the astronomers are still de-
bating and weighing tbe problem of
Mars and its inhabitants a few words
about the distance of the planet from
the sun and earth may be of interest.
The average distance of Mars from
the sun is 141,500,000 miles. The dis­
tance from earth to sun is 93.000,000
miles. When sun, earth and Mars are
In line, with the sun and Mars on op
poslte sides of the earth, Mars is said
te be in "opposition," and it is then
closest to the earth. If earth and
Mars both moved in circles about the
sun tbe distance from earth to Mars
at opposition would t>e forty-eight and
a half (141U—93) million miles. But
neither of the orbits Is circular, that
of Mars being much more elliptical
than that of the earth, with the re
suit that at opposition Mars may be
as far away as 61.000.000 miles from
the earth when there is an unfavora
hie opposition, or Mars may come us
close ns 35.000.000 miles away, when
It is ns near as it can possibly come
to tbe earth, and its opposition is then
the most favorable possible. At such
rimes Mars is brightest in the dry and
appears of greatest size.—New York
World.
Biggest of Csnnibal Banquets.
Pru'iably the biggest cannibal orgy
on re ord is one of which Miss Bea
trice Grimshaw te"< In her book “The
New New Guinea '' “In 1858 a ship-
lo. d of Chinamen was being taken
down to Australis. The vessel was
wre< ked upon II reef close to Rossel
Islnti.l (New Guinea). The officers es­
enped In boats, but were never after
ward heard of. As for tbe Chinamen,
numbering 326. the natives captured
them and put them on a small barren
island, where they had no food and no
means of getting away. They kept
their prisoners supplied with food
from the mainland nnd every now and
then carried away a few of them to
eat until nil but one old man had been
devoured. This one succeeded eventu­
ally tn getting away and told some­
thing of the story, which seems to
have met with general disbelief. True
it is. however, on tbe evidence of the
sons of those who did the deed.”
ft has been supposed that the dog.
Uke the jackal, descended from a spe-
cfal race. Examination of the skulls
of the canldae In the museum of tbe
French Academy of Sciences shows
that nearly all of the Jackal and wolf
species differ from those of the little
wolf of India. The little wolf of In­
dia Is tbe only wild beast possessing
tbe salient eyebrow or crest of the dog
The little wolf has not only the dog’s
eyebrow crest, but all the canine char
acterlstica and none of tbe character­
istics of the wolf. It is presumable
that the little wolf of India was the
original ancestor of the dog. The two
primitive canine races, the "dog of the
bogs and tbe dog of the age of bronze,”
were domesticated first in Asia and
Knew What He Was Doing.
were introduced Into Europe from
The stalwart policeman who guards
Asia, like most of the domestic ani­ tin- traffic at Euclid and a cross street
mals of Europe.—Harper’s Weekly.
risctieiba well dressed old gentleman
from beneath the very wheels of an
The Origin of Fasting.
uitomoblle.
As Is the case with all very ancient
“Officer." said the rescued man. "are
practices, the origin of fasting is ob­ you married?"
scure. nerbert Spencer gives us to
“No. sir,” answered the policeman.
understand that the custom arose out
"Ah. well, yon will bear from me In
of the habit of providing refreshments a day or two nevertheless."
for the dead The offerings to the dead
After he had gone a friend of the
were often made In so lavish a manner officer asked: “Tom. why did you tell
as to Involve the survivors in tenij o- the old guy that you wasn't married?
rary starvation, and it Is suggested by You’ve got a wife an’ kid at home.
Spencer that the fasting which was and I know It.”
at first the natural and Inevitable re­
“Sure I have. But If I’d told him
sult of the sacrifice on behalf of the so lie'd have sent me a ham or a has
dead, may eventually have come to be ket of grapes As It is be ll probably
regarded as an Indispensable con­ come through with a little purse. I
comitant of all sacrifice and worship ain't no fool!"—Cleveland Plain I'ealer
and so have survived as a well estab­
lished usage long after the original
S»ns» of Diraction In Bros.
cause had ceased to operate. — New
Tlie directive sense possessed by bees
York American.
is the object of research made by M
Gaston Bonnier of Buris, nnd he seems
Stopped In Time.
to have proved that bees possess a
IJttle Fob's father was fond of tell­ spei ial sense like carrier pigeons Ex
ing bear stories to his little boys. One pet'iment« showed that bees cun fly
evening he was telling a thrilling one two tnili-a to their hives even when
about a bear chasing a little girl nnd deprived of the organs of sight ao«'
"how he crept nearer nnd nearer and smell
Many scientists and toon:
nearer.” At this point Boh caught others I indent have always declared
his father’s artn. and. Ch the big ihat been nre guided by the sense o!
tears falling down his cheek*. he cried: smell nnd lhat they cun smell flowers
“Oh. father, don't tell nni more. He at one nnd a half miles RotinYrr’s
might catch herf - Detroit Tree Press jeriments proved that bers detect
edor* at only «hort diMance«
Sanitarium Fama.
First Invalid—You must think you
are somebody. Judging from the way
you talk Second Ditto-1 want yon
to realise, air. that I've been fought
over In some of tbe best bmpttala In
tbe land —Puck.
Easily Plsassd.
Friend I suppose It Is hard wort
pleasing tbs editors? root Not very
All on* needs do 1» atop writing -Town
Topic«.
Publish you Joy» and conceal your
Itrlef».
No Props.
A noled sociologist tells the follow
Ing story of a woman In a mannfac
luring town Approaching her for ata
tlstlcs be asked "Madam, have you
any children ?"
"No." she replied "I have to work
li the factory myself "-l.lfe
Indigestion For Two.
Ells They aro very much tn
whh es. h other Stella—Very.
Inesn’t even want him to have
eestlon unless she can share It.-New
York I’reaa
The advanced Piano selling methods originated in
Tillamook by the store of Jones & Knudsou makes a
big saving in the price of a Piano to each customer, be
cause we save them the Portland jobber’s profit and
the BIG AGENT’S COMMISSION. Besides there is
An Actual Added Advantage
Ill dealing with your own home merchant, whose
word regarding the quality of the Piano he is selling
• you can be safely taken in perference to an agent’s
: statement, who perhaps you will never see again. We
distribute direct
FROM •[ FACTORY TO HOME
MAKER TO USER.
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and Piano Players represent a
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For their manufacturers, distributors and pur­
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with age and there is a complete absence of that tinny,
metallic tone so often found in the class of Pianos’
usually sold by traveling agents. The much talked of
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invite you into our store to make us prove it to your
entire satisfaction.
Jones & Knudson.
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Leaves Portland, Albers No. 3 Dock
Every Tuesday, Arrives Tillamook
Wednesdays.
Sailing for Portland, every Thursday or Friday
according to Tides.
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I will curi
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