Tillamook Headlight, December 14, 19H I A GOOD TIME FEAR AS A MALADY Is going on each evening at the store of Jones and Knudson where free con­ certs are taking place every evening thia week. It is also a good time to select that new piano for Christmaa, no other present, will compare to the years of joy a good piano will bring into your home and the 3. W. Miller is one of the best pianos. I PHASES OF MORBID FRIGHT. JONES AND KNUDSON Sole Factory Distributors. I t . Borre, Physicians Now Recognize Many and Strange Phobias. Persons Otherwise Strong Mentally May Develop a Dread of Open or Closed Placea, of Crowds, of Solitude and. In Fact, of Anything. BANK OF ENGLAND NOTES. Always Freeh and Clean, as They Ar. Issued Only Once. There is as great a difference be tween the systems of Issuing and re deeming the notea of the Bank of Eng land and of the banks of the United States as there is In the appearance of the notes themselves. The English note la somewhat longer nd much broader than ours. ours, — Is of and — rough white paper, with ragged edges. ' and is printed on one side only, with a . few words and with no pictures or j designs, while ours sre completely cov­ ered ou both sides with vlguette uud I lstbe work. | Our notes are Issued again and again i until they become so worn that they are no longer serviceable. A Bank of England note is never Issued more than once. Every note that comes in la canceled at once, and then It is stored away with other canceled notes to be preserved for a certain period, when It Is destroyed by burning. It takes many clerks to keep the record of notes Issued and paid. and ! so accurately is this work done that ' the date when any note was Issued. . the person receiving it. the time when It was paid Into the bank and by whom, can be ascertained from the books. If the time was within five years the note Itself cnn be produced. Many are the stories of attempts to counterfeit these notes, which have al ways beeu failures. As the nverage time between the Issue and the pay­ ment of the notes is only live or six days the fact that a counterfeit Is in circulation Is known almost at once, and the system of English bankers and merchants of keeping the numbers of the notes received and paid gives the clew whereby the offender Is quickly apprehended.—Exchange. baseball ethics . I When th« Pitcher Has ths Right to "Bosn” the Batter. In “The Kight and Wroug of Base­ ball.” in the American Magazine, Hugh S. Fullerton gives an Interesting ac­ count of what is considered sportsman- ship and what cheating In the national , game. He writes: I “The best batters are those who i plate’-that Is. who stand ' . 1 . that ia crown the‘plate as the _,i™ as'near rules nr or the the umpire will permit and lean over the corner of the rubber to make it diffi­ cult for the pitcher to pitch across that corner without taking a chance of hit­ ting the batter. “The players recognize the fact that the lines of the batter's position ure obliterated within a few minutes after a game starts and that the umpires practically are helpless to enforce the rules or to tell while watching the course of a pitched ball whether or not the batter stepa over the line. So It has become part of the unwritten law of the game that the pitcher may 'bean' (that U. pitch at the ‘bean’ or head) any batter who ‘crowds’ In order to drive him back from the plate. It Is ethical under the players' code to hit and to Injure any player who persists In encroaching upon the forbidden ground, and the batters themselves recognize this danger and accept it as part of the game.” Fear aa a dlaease had not received serious attention until recent years. • A ttorney - at -L aw Now It la recognized by the medical profession that there Is a whole llsr of Complete set of Abstract Bouki pbobtas. as they are called, which are distinct from a normal and legiti­ li nice. Taxes paid for non­ quite mate condition of fear due to some natural cause. Residents. Thus there Is the fear of open or closed placee, sayo the Medical Record, Tillamook Block. fear of high places, fear of men or Both phones. women, fear of crowds and of soil tudes. fear of animals, fear of Insects, fear of darkness, fear of accidents, fear of Are. fear of travel and. In fact, arl haberlach fear of anything. There no end to the almurdlty of ATTORNEY-AT LAW, acts which may tie occasioned by these persistent Ideas of fear. Those that possess the fear of riding on a Tillamook Block. train find no pleasure In traveling: those that have fear of closed places THRIVED ON MISFORTUNE. do not enjoy going to church and gen Q.EORGE WILLETT, erally always alt near the door ready A German Peddler Who Insulted the to fly at the first sign of danger. Kaiser and Got Rich. A ttorney - at -L aw . Vnrlous fears may also develop In A German hawker, Hans Bauer- connection with the occupation of the melster, retired from business, having Next to Tillamook Couuty patient—for Instance, barbers some amassed a little fortune. According to times suffer these attacks whenever a Paris contemporary, misfortune was Bank, they see a razor, or telegrnpbera when the foundation of his success. The T illamook - O regon . they catch sight of their Instruments, hawker’s specialty was the sale of por­ which finally necessitates giving up traits of the Imperial family. the occupation. His mode of haranguing his audience A TIP ON CHECKS Among women especially there oc- H. OOYNE, was something like this: "Buy a por­ sure the fear of dirt, contagion or In Advice by a Woman Who Always Fills trait of William I., whose motto was, fectlon. The countless bacteria always ‘I have no time to be wearied.’" Out the Stub First. A ttorney - at -L aw . present in the air aro the chief source “Who’ll buy this Frederick II., whose The west side woman was paying of annoyance. The patients are al- Office : Opposite Court House, ' ways complnlning of bad air and are with a check for some articles she bad prayer was, 'Teach me to suffer with­ bought at a department store, and. she out complaining?1 ” “Do not fall to always throwing open the windows was carefully filling in the stub of her complete your collection and buy this T illamook , O kkgon Books are especially avoided as a pos check book first. “Ob, don't stop for portrait of our great emperor, William i aible source of contagion. In patients that, ” urged her shopping companion, II., whose favorite phrase Is, ‘Augusta, | with fear of Injury they wlll throw you pack your trunks.' ” away all needles tn the bouse or they who was in a hurry. “You can do that T. BO ALS, M.D., This last always brought down the will no more wash windows for fear when you get home.” audience, and in time the police, In Unmoved, the west side woman fin that the glass might break and cut another sense. Bauermelster was sen­ iabed the stub with special care, then PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, them. tenced to sixty days for lese majesty. wrote the check, gave it to the sales The Intellect in these cases Is not He did his time and on release re­ only undisturbed, but may be unusual­ man and said to her Impatient friend: started bis business. He sold his por­ TILLAMOOK. ly good. Patients exhibit throughout "Before I was married I took care of traits with the old formula until he a prononced feeling of mental Illness some of my father's accounts. The came to that of the kaiser, and then Tillamook Block. and frequently a clear Insight Into the first time be ever asked me to All out he said, “I have learned to my cost morbidity of the Individual symptoms. a set of blank checks for him so be that it Is not lawful to repeat what The more common of the various could sign them he told me: ‘One rule he says so often.” The people were g M. KERRON, phobias as classified by Beard are as you must always observe—write the Just as well pleased, and the portraits stub first Make a vow to yourself, sold splendidly. • follows: Claustrophobia, leur of nor row or closed places; agoraphobia, like unto the vow of Jephthah, that PHYSICIAN & SURGEON fear of open places; astrapbobla, fear you wlll never write a cheek until the Verdi Was Right. stub Is filled. If for any reason you ' of lightning: monophobia, fear of be Tillamook Block, When Verdi was putting the last should fall later to write the check it I Ing alone: pathophobia, fear of dis touches to “II Trovatore” be was vis­ would be a simple matter to cancel ease; mysophobla. fear of contamina Tillamcok, Oregon. ited in his study by a privileged friend, the stub, but if you write a check and | tlon: siderodromophobia, fear of rail who was one of the ablest living mu­ leave the stub blank you open - the ' road travel: acrophobia, fear of being sicians and critics. He was permitted door to a hundred chances of mistake. st a height or looking over precipices: to examine the score and run over the R. I. M. SMITH, No one's memory can be trusted ou thanatophobia, fear of death “Anvil Chorus” on the pianoforte. that subject. Never try to trust yours. “What do you think of that?” asked It la to be emphasized that the pho Let the law of "the stub first” be to Verdi. “Trash!” responded the con­ PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, bias In question are not normal fears, you as the law of the Medes and the noisseur. Verdi rubbed his hands and based, as normal or natural fears are. Persians.' I have always found it chuckled. “Now look at this,” he said. on some reasonable Justifying expe Office over J. A. Todd A Co.. perfectly easy to follow that rule, and “Rubbish!" said the other, rolling a A reasonable and Justifiable rience. Tillamook, Ore. normal fear of lightning might arise that la one reason I have a bank ac cigarette. The composer rose and em­ after the experience of having been at count today. My husband la never braced him with a burst of joy. “What afraid I will make him any trouble do you mean?” asked the critic. "My some time In a bouse struck by light with It”—New York Press. nlng dear friend,” cried Verdi, “I have been Other fears, such as the fear of rid making a popular opera, in It I re­ Ing In a buggy after having been In a A Safa Proceeding. solved to please everybody except the Lord Lyons. English minister nt purists, the great judges, the clas­ runaway or the fear of a voyage at PHYSICIAN & SURGEON, sea Washington during the war between sicists like you. Had I pleased you 1 or railway after a frightful ship wreck or railway accident, is a more the states and afterw'nrd ambassador should have pleased no one else. What or lees natural or reasonable fear, as to France, was a diplomatist to the you say assures me of success. In BAY CITY, OREGON the fear of hoodoos and ghosts Is core. He was exceedingly tactful In three months T1 Trovatore’ wlll be among the superstitious or those ac­ action and had the rare art of keeping sung and roared and whlstled and his own counsel. When Sir Edward barrel organed al) over Italy.” And so customed to ghost stories SDd tradl Ì > R. BEALS, Blount called upon him one day at It proved. tlon of goblin visitation, etc. These fears do not require a warped the embassy in Paris he found that a One Helped the Other. brain for their lodgment, though the well known journalist bad preceded REAL ESTATE, A lady was continually accusing her weakened brain may be more vividly him. The visitor was laying down the Impressed by them. To be regarded law In a loud tone, aud when, after his servant of extravagance without any F inancial A gknt , as symptoms of disease these fears departure. 81r Edward was received real cause. The servnnt always bore be took the liberty of saying: this accusation patiently. must be groundlsM so far as Influ Tillamook, Oregon. “May I be allowed to ask If It is One day the servant Informed her enees external to the brain are con cerned They must proceed from a quite wise to discuss state secrets In mistress that the coal had all been con morbid state of the brain and not such a loud tone? I beard every word sumed. This was followed by the from properly exciting external causes. that was said, my lord, as I sat In the usual remarks on the part of the mis­ P1 J SHARP, anteroom." tress. who finished up by saying: They must be fears peculiar to the “Ab!” —id Lord Lyons. "But even “You evidently eat them." Individual under peculiar circum then you could not bear what I said. The next day the candles were all RESIDENT DENTIST, stance« of cerebral disturbance and for I said nothing.” gone. not fear common to others and due to “Candles gone!” said the mistress. Office across the street iron* the causea that naturally cause alarm and “Why. I bought half a pound only a Ansisnt Stone Workers. frighten. Court Hoose. Egyptian atone workers 4.000 years fortnight ago." “Ob. well.” rejoined the servant, who ago bad a surprising knowledge of Dr. Wise's office. Monkeys and Gum. la tropical countries tbs natives have what are considered modern tools could stand this sort of thing no longer, These pyramid builders operated with •T can tell you where the candles have many unique ways of catching mon HARCI1ET, keys. One of them, as explained by solid and tubular drills and straight gone. I ate them to grease my throat 1 . The Fashiunablc Tailor. a traveler, is thia: The hunters walk and circular saws. In handling the so that I could swallow the coal more about In short boots In sight of the tubular drills, which were of superior conveniently!”—Tenrson's Weekly. monkeys Then they take the boots quality, the skill of the artisan was Ths Royal Fish. C .taring, Pressing and Repair off. place some gum to the bottoms sod aa remarkable that the cutting marks Sturgeon are abundant In Russia, In granite show no indication of wear leave them on the ground, withdraw ing a Specialty. ing thetaw'lvee to a great distance of the tool, while a cut of a tenth of where the fisheries are of great value. Presently the monkeys come down an Inch was made in the hardest rock The flesh Is eaten when fresh, but Is Store iu Heins Photographic from the trees and try on the boots, at each revolution. A hole through chiefly smoked or salted. More than and when the hunters come after both bard and soft material was bored 10,000 flsh are sometimes caught at a Gallery. single fishing station. The eggs sre them the boots stick to the feet of the perfectly smooth and uniform. removed In quantity from the ovaries moakeye and they are unable to climb and separately prepared as caviar Thus the Imitative little animals are Her Aeoeunt. J. CLAUSSEN, captured. "1 should like to open en account at The ennual value of the Russian stur­ I • LAWYER, geon fisheries. Including the produc thia bank. If you please." executive Ability. "Wo shall be glad to accommodate Uon of Isinglass, or flsh gelatin Is es- Çrutather ¿buokat. "You My Mr. Flubeon has greet ex you. madam. What amount do you •mated at »5.000.000. grut I re ability Y‘ wish to deposit Y* ai j Tillamook Block, "Yea.” replied the cynical office A Personal View of Seward. “Oh. but I mean a charge account, * ,aIk*d aUo »'«> Seward, who holder. such as 1 have st the big dry gosls T illamook O kkgon “What makM yon think so?” looked dirty, rusty, vulgar and low stores"—Chicago Tribune. “Recanse he manages to bold a Job used such words as hell and damn and • f 'S» without being cotJfLtent to do any spoke very loud. 1 think better of Mrs. Explained. Lincoln for .her excessive dislike of kind of real wort.”- Washington 8tar. M. AUSTIN, "Now they claim that the human blm-~Ufe and Letters of George Ban body eon tains sulphur •rort.** Cute Girl. "la what amount F CIVIL ENGINEER AND "How did she manage to get en "Oh. tn varying quantities " A Mistake. many offers of marriage?" "Well, that may account for some SURVEYOR, Circulation Man—That woman who "Abe bad her picture taken with a girls making better matches than oth wanted bar name kept out of th« pa- frying pan la her hand."-Blnalng ers"-London Opinion. T illamook .... O mooh . barn P* reeterday haa stopped her sub- Age-Herald. •cnpnon. lot Tillamook Block. H C , Carl JI. Patzlaf SALE On All Ladies’ Dress Skirts, One Piece Dresses, and Tailored Suits BEGINNING DECEMBER 13th and continuing for TEN DAYS, we will sei! all LADIES’ SUITS at 20 Per Cent. Discount They have the popular length jackets and the panel, and latest style skirts. All nicely lined and tailored. ALL LADIES’ DRESS SKIRTS in serges and panama, in navy, black and brown, both in pleated and panel design, will be sold at 20 per cent, discount. They range in price from $2.75 to $10.00 We have a few ONE-PIECE DRESSES left and to clean up the line we will close them out at a discount of 50 per cent. They are made of the fine French serge and heavy storm serge in navy and brown. In price from $12.00 to $15.00. to Carl JI. Patzlaf J I A I c - hawk . E A. Main 44t. *• k*p< b* name out M -Than the aaawer.-ToIede Use * * BEAVER STATE I A J : i J È : Hard Wheat Patent Flour A TRIAL CONVINCES : Every Sack Guaranteed i :fcsn. to Give Satisfaction a*. O A C Short Courses Begin Jan. 3rd, Continue FOUR WEEKS. Every citizen of Oregon is cordially 'n.' attend the short courses of the Oregon .. tural College, beginning Jan. 3. Eleven di» five courses will be offered in Agriciuturo- I chanic Arts, Domestic Science and Art inerce, Forestry and Music. 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