TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT, OCTOBER 26, 1911 Commercial Club Meets B â K inû -P owde ~ Absolutely Pur To have pure and wholesome food, be sure that your baking powder is made from cream of tartar and not from alum. The Label will guide you Royal is the only baking powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar No Lime Phosphates future. The purpose of this "Frat" is to oppose the work of the latest The first month of school has just sorority by studying- the most up- ended and we find that tilings have to-date works on domestic science proceeded with as much smooth­ in order that a full knowledge of ness as possible so far. At present the culinary department 'may be tliere are sixty-seven students in secured, and to get down to facts, the High School. in order that the members may ' different order of things is be­ learn to live in single sadness. We ing followed by the faculty at pres­ hope that the members of the ent from that which was followed "Frat" will use their knowledge of last year. No one hue a chance to chemistry in disclosing some way miss testa but instead of moving of turning spruce logs into pump­ seats each month, the students kin pies and monthly tests into have been nllowed to remain where apple cider and bon-bons. they are. It was thought at the be­ The young ladies have had their ginning of school that no grade sorority organized for some time would be given on deportment but and we have been able to secure because of the childish actions of its,'name, which is “The Haber­ some who should have cut their dashers." We judged from the eye teeth years ago, it was found name what the purpose of the club necessary to readopt the old plan. was but thought it best to make As a result some have gr ides that sure, and by questioning the Pre­ are nothing to be proud of. sident, Ethel Gaylord, we found In our mind one of the greatest that it was a combine of young things that the High School haB ladies who were working together ever attempted is self government. to break the heart of the over This plan was adopted in the school zealous lover; to rid the world of by an unanimous vote after a con­ cats; to promote legislation which stitution, having self government would make it necessary for a man as the central feature hamn„er with a big |< upon it avd a City visit, FJ HO safety pin„f .tl|| larger dinu-naidna Visit out ot town. CL9G. *hich fastens it to the shirt of the Visit out of town, th miles, wearer $3 00; one dollar for each mile over We should ji„|ge by the emblew, three miles as usual. that the name of the "Frat" ia R. T. Ho a La. Fua»y It Blanket. However. ||. I. M. S mith . ...... t*‘«-. bouse where "All Hut,, --- aid —y .____ played, _ was I... being it "cheap" house, the price of sti Ing given as two aud slxpetst. farmer was surprised, however g riving at the box office to be met a demaud for 6 shilling! for tbe tickets. The extrn sixpence per it was explained, was for bog Then he was called upon to pay pence for a program, and tbe attendant wbo showed him to seats also asked for sixpence, lgg tion to which there was a sbillf» be paid for bats and coats beluga care of in spite of bls protest they could take care of them ti selves. A footstool was brought his wife and was accepted wip suspicion that it would be charged but the attendant who brought It mnnded another sixpence, and t, opera glasses were handed to ti fnd payment of another sitpeu* quested. Then the farmer went search of the manager and, M him. said lu a tone of deepest disgi “You may do what you like withtl tickets. There are so many thin« front of the house that we don't tW we want to see the forty on | stage!”—London Answers. Thl.ru.« Thieves" I THUNDERSTORMS. They Kill Over 300 Persona a Yea Madagascar. THE EARTH’S CHANGES, What ths Fossil Remains of Plants and Animals Tell Us. There was a time when even the polar regions bloomed with many of the splendid and varied forms of life that now adorn the tropics. The fossil remains of these ancient forms preserved In the bosom of the rocks carry us back perhaps millions of years in the earth's history and show clearly what wonderful revolu­ tions the surface of the globe has un- dergone since the first plants and tbo first animals appeared upon it Who would think of meeting a rbl- noceros nowadays on the prairies of northwestern Canada unless perhaps a traveling menagerie should pass that way? Yet at one time, as discoveries of recent years prove, a creature close­ ly resembling the rhinoceros of India and Africa dwelt in that now compar­ atively cold, snowy and barren region. Remains of these extisct ancestors of an animal that in our day thrives only In the tangled tropical forestsand under the hot equatorial sun have been found buried in the Canadian rocks, where now the cold blasts of winter blow over treeless plains and sweep the flanks of ice Incrusted mountains. The rhinoceros of that remote age was no less formidable a beast than Its descendants, for the skull of one of the skeletons discovered is three feet long, while some of its teeth are four Inches across. The fossil remains of many other forms of animals have been found In the same region within recent years.— Harper’s Weekly. Thunderstorms never occur In arctic regions, and even tbe north Scotland very seldom suffers t such a visitation. The nearer yon to the equator tbe more frequent severe are tbe electric manifestat In parts of Central Africa tbe ave of thunderous days rises to tbe a lshlng total of 250 per annum. Yet there are curious exception Java and Sumatra, both Intensely climates, there are but ninety storms yearly, and in Borneo fifty. The Gold coast of Africa bu sixty a year, which is less than i in Florida, though the latter co is outside the tropics. In Jamaica there is a thunder every day during the rainy it which lasts for five months. ' storms almost always occur bet'_ midday and 3 in the afternoon. Perhaps the most asterisking with regard to thunderstormsis the island of Mauritius, which is i. 550 miles east of Madagascar, has. an average, only one thunderstorm eighty years. Yet in Madagascar lightning is more destructive than i where else In the world, tbe u death roll being over 300,-Pean Weekly. Costly Privacy. Although a waiter, he nils very man. so when he perceived that young couple who liad been assi; to his table had many matters» and confidential under considett he retreated to a respectful dlst and stared at the opposite wall, restaurant proprietor disapprov’d that humanitarian attitude. "Don't stand away back then.’ said. “Go up and hang over tta* low's chair back for awhile.” “Oh. no." expostulated tbe b waiter. “They want to talk." “Of course they do." the pn retorted “That Is why I want! butt in. Every time you come they will send you to the kitchen fresh order to get you out of the —New York Times. Charms of Labrador. People are not apt to think of Labra­ dor as n particularly delightful land to dwell in. No tourist thinks of going there for a summer vacation. Yet if Mr. 11. H. Prichard's impressions, gathered while bunting big game, are to be accepted, Labrador possesses charms of scenery that It would be dif­ ficult to match elsewhere In the world Tbe words that be quotes from Salta- tha. a "Yellowknife Indian.” best in­ Grim Relic». dicate tbe nature of these scenes: A prison sale is held «nttul “You say tbe kingdom of heaven is good, my father, but tell me. is it Paris. The articles offered feecb "But It’s the train I cream on the milk. Why is it? am going by." Rut It happened to be Mr*. Youngwed _ __________ —It's all right, dear. a special train and dldu’t stop st tbe 1 I've spoken to tbe milkman about It. station, whereupon Bandy exclaimed. and be explained that they fill tbe bot- “We're baltb wrung, for It's neither 1 ties so full with milk there's no room your train nor tbe aae ye're gaun by. left for any cream on top.—London but It's tbe sue that's gang by yea." Telegraph. ■strayed. DVXBAK DVXBAK OCXRAK DVXBAK THE COMSTOCK LODE. a Ne Hope. “Well, bow are you getting on with four admirer. Alice?" "Oh. 1 have given up all hope now. We got stuck In a lift for three hours yesterday, and even that didn't make bla propose."—Fllegende Blatter. Dodging a Difficulty. “Are you going to send tbe girl a wedding present?" "No. old Sparkler anil bid ble yesterday?*' "That's too bad. What 1 cauaeT* "I really can’t afford his ft1 He has Are marriageable dast Cleveland Plain Dealer. A Fast Talker. Tbe orator spoke about tbe t had not said, the things bedM Here and tbe thing-* be woaM “That fellow." observed tF "is talking at the nite of ab note an hour."—Judge. A Faithful L kvessa Sapleigb-1 really don t I Photographer caught ruy exF J'ou? Miss Keen (Ipoklor « • don't see any.— Boston Tr A Strong p!”*^ The Penalty, ’ Mot her -What do you tM» Thera seems to be a penalty provid­ make out of my d.augMw ed for everything but stealing a man's I*» ofeaaor—About a doSat ■ daughter." ■kt piano bold* out "There’s a penalty for that too." T< like to know what It to." "■ard labor for life."—Houston Post. “He has unbounded fait* “In other word« be * 4 - , Those who can command themselves of the faith In bimsetf. * sum m and others.-BailitL r.ixord Herald.