»—.7. - V- * i. áó A f-f ■ ▼ í*. - TILLAMOOK HEADLLU-HT, OCTOBER The Battles Are Bfoodless and the Con testants Rarely Hurt. The distressingly cruel treatment of animals so common in the Latin coun tries is almost entirely absent among the Portuguese, and for this reason their great national sport, the bull- Bght, is really an enjoyable spectacle to an American, writes Mrs. C. R. Mil ler In Leslie's Weekly. In the Portuguese version the bull is never killed. The horrible goring of horses—a feature of the Spanish tight— does not occur, for if a horse was in jured lu a Portuguese performance the rider would be hissed from the ring and very likely mobbed after ward. The men taking part are rarely hurt, although the skill displayed is much greater than that shown in the Castilian style of the sport. Occasionally they have a burlesque Spanish bullfight In Lisbon with the cruelty eliminated. The horses ridden by the picador are armored and cannot be gored, and when the bull is to be killed the matador strikes him at the particular spot on the back of his neck, which in Spain means almost instant death to the animal. Instead of killing the bull, however, the Por tuguese matador's sword doubles up after the fashion of the ones used by the sword swallowers in our side shows, and a red mark appears where it has touched the animal’s skin, thus showing the audience that the mata- dor has been successful. The horses and bull then run out of the ring uu- injured. OF NEHALEM OREGON FRANK A. ROWE, Prwfdent. NEHALEM, OREGON, OCTOBER 23, 1911 TO HERALD READERS t M Do you know where the bulk of the cost of transporting your produce goes? It is spent in hauling the CALLED IN THE DOCTOR. BULLFIGHTS IN PORTUGAL NEHALEM VALLEY BANK I1 « 26. A011- produce from the point of pro duction to the point of shipment Good roads reduce this initial cost by allowing heavier loads to be hauled at less expense. The wagon roads in this county can be made the means of lowering our transportation charges by putting our roads in fine condition so that heavy loads of produce can be hauled over them at a minimum of cost Respectfully, FRANK A. ROWE I HIGH PRICED PEACHES Th. One, They Had |„ . haps, but N0t |„ New *«’»• They walked into the at one ol the big other duy-tluicky. prwise Ulotis. They bad just reiu^* a tour of Europe and gare nent the big talk at every (.hT‘* "Have you no South peaches?" they asked plaiullTit,"J have beeu stopping ut lUe '1 Ixmdou. and there were South African peaches." Tbe hotel manager was f0llll4 , hastened basteoed to the eompia|B|0f J Certainly the hotel had¿u“a5,.?l peaches. 'I bey were They were IniponJj Then H. and the Pati.nt Found They War. Two ot a Kind. In the Metropolitan theater the bouse physician bus u seat given him for each performance. He 1» supposed to be there every evening. Nuturally there comes a time when the play be gins to pall on him. One evenlug noi long ago the stage mauager ot u Imai playhouse rushed dowu the aisle to the doctor’s seat aud whispered: “Come back nt once. The leading la dy has bad an attack.” In the lady's dressing room all was confusion. "What’ll we do. doe?” cried the stage manager. "Have you poured water on ber bead?” "Yes. a whole bucket, out of the oue that says ’Not to be used except In case of fire.’" ’’Then don’t pour any more, I fear you have made a fatal mistake. Kun out to the drug store and get this clally for the hole) gnesta; □ tbe same peach orchard ib i’h at at ,h J poach orchard voy’s peaches did. • Tb .11M Tb e 9 t ta<- w .JI traveled persons did not light joy and appreciation, as on. .»J think. "How much are they?” they uJ with a singular timidity. J "Three dollars each,” said the gJ manager. Tbe traveled persons prt2 filled." Indy When they had run opened her eyes, “Doc." she gasped. i "you’re a good fellow, ain’t you? know you know there's nothing the 1 want a day off. matter with me. and I don’t want to go on In this act. Cao you fix It?” "I sure can.” he answered, wringing her band sympathetically. “I ain’t a doctor. I came in on bis ticket. We’ll fix it.”—Cleveland Plain Dealer. ly protested. "But we only —$2.50 for them at the Savoy,”3 they. The hotel manager eiprt3 his regret at tbe overcharge. ne J they might have them at the ¡3 price that they paid at tbe Saro3 London, and how many would ij like to have? "Haw. Alfred." said one ot tbepi«J tlve traveled persons to tbe uZ, ARMLESS PAINTERS. plaintive traveled person, “let tutu» —haw—one of those deab oldfawstu» ed breakfasts of ham and eggs." “Right, old dear,” said Alfred. The hotel manager went away g* nlng softly to himself. lie bad nera bad any peaches from South Afrta. Cincinnati Times Star. Sarah Biffen, For Instance. Who Made Remarkable Miniatures. Miss Sarah Bitten was a consplcn ous example of the skill which arm Curious and Destructivo Worm That less people sometimes acquire in spite of their affliction. She was miniature Digs Tunnels In Wood. It was in 1731 that Holland nar painter to Queen Victoria, and her rowly escaped inundation along its work was widely known for its beau coast because the timbers of the sea ty and delicacy. She was born without arms, but as dikes in many parts were discovered to be quite unsound. The timely dls- a girl, baring a great wish to become covery of the real condition of the an artist, sbe worked earnestly for dikes saved the country from an awful years until sbe could paint by bolding catastrophe, the full extent of which the brush in her teeth. In 1821. ac was comprehended by only a few cording to the Raja Yoga Messenger, the judges, without any knowledge of Dutchmen. The timbers had been honeycombed I the means she was compelled to use, by the teredo, or shipworm. This awarded her the gold medal of the creature burrows into any wood im Society of Arts, a prize sought by mersed in sea water. It makes an hundreds of others. M. de Mentbolon and Bertram Hiles entrance when young and digs chan nels along the grain of the wood, liv were other artists who were deprived ing and often dying in the timber. The ot the use of their arms, The former worm grows in some localities to a had only one foot, which be used to length of twelve Inches, its girth be paint with. Mr. Hiles lost both bis arms In an ing one and a half Inches, and the curious thing about its whiplike body accident, being run over by a street is its exceeding tenderness. It cannot car when be waa only eight years old bear its own weight. It will break if and when he was Just beginning to ac subjected to any strain. quire skill in drawing. He spent two It will burrow straight along the years In patient toll learning to draw grain of the wood unless turned aside b bolding the pencil tn bis teeth, at by a knot or nail, and, no matter how the end of which time be won a Brat many of these worms may be burrow class certificate from a local art school. ing in the same piece of wood, they never run their channels into one an An Antidote Hendy. other. By some marvelous instinct The woman was the author of a cook they keep clear of each other’s pre book that bad been published at her serves. We have seen a cross section request with wide margins and occa of a log eighteen inches in diameter, sional blank pages for notes and ad Often sbe bad ex and we counted no fewer than 800 ditional recipes. pressed a wish to see an old copy of distinct burrows.—Exchange. the book and find out to wbat use the blank spaces had been put. One day His Wrong Lead. Some forty years ago at Aidershot In a secondhand bookstore her hus the camp was commanded by Sir band unearthed an old volume. No Janies Yorke Scarlett, a Crimean vet ticing that It bad been annotated free eran. On the occasion in question he ly. he bought It After a day or two was directing some sham fighting. In he said: ’•now about the notes in that cook a manner then usual he was leading a line of skirmishers of one force against book? Were they Interesting?” “No." sbe said curtly: "they didn't another many yards in front, as in earlier times he had led the heavy amount to anything.” When be got a chance be looked brigade at Balaclava against three times its numbers. To a soldier of the through the book himself. Every note younger school it seemed a preposter the book contained was a remedy for ous proceeding, and Sir Evelyn ven dyspepsia and stomach trouble.—New York Times. tured to criticise it. 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I got that by stick ing my head Into an elevator shaft to see if the elevator was coming up. and It was coming down.”—Houston Poet. i Í 1 complying with both the United States and State Pure Food Laws » Gam« For Her. » AMERICAN IMPORTING Mr. Knox—You don’t want to meet Mrs. Gaybtrd. you say? Mrs. Knox- No; I (tick my friends. Mr Knox- Well. she’s just the sort of woman you and your friends would like to pick— to pieces. - Catholic Standard and, Times CO Distributers San Francisco Astoria \ W. J. STEPHENS, Distributer for Tillamook, Ore. * T -, otilce the postmaster said It bad tokl delivered. Several of the experts wta puzzling over how that trick could k turned when the mall carrier In vine district a big hotel is walked up to« group around the man bolding the U- ter and said. “Why, that’s 8am Ha ver, chief clerk ot the — hotel.” lit It was for Sam, who opened It ul learned that bls friend wished to a gage a room for that night Wba Crouch arrived at the hotel the row was ready for him. About twenty years ago a Europe« peasant mailed on the other side of th Atlantic a letter the envelope of which bore this sort of address: HANS SiEGLICH, First House In America. It was easy for New York postoSti men, the first bouse in America tola migrants being Castle Garden, when they were then received. In t’Mtk Garden Hans was found without# toy. —New York Press. Soluble Glass. In 1818 a German professor stwM upon the discovery of soluble fl« which be made from silica with and potash combined. This is no’* tensively used for rendering ’* work Incombustible and marble tw plaster secure against atmospW agents, ns a vehicle for mlnersl <* ors. in a kind of fresco painting to k exposed to the weather, in tbe milk facture of artificial stone and In * composition of fireproof cement* W stoves, etc. About thirty years ago It wasdiW lered that glass might be rendered M ■ceedlngly hard by dipping it i”J ! when at a certain degree of temp«] ture. Tbe particles, however, to be put in a state of high t«n®R and the whole may suddenly iJ • T ’a thousand pieces. I The Romany Rys- J The first notice of gypsies wbic“ I curs in European literature Is the pen of an Austrian moot ilR 1122. They are described by tn® very uncomplimentary terms «»■I maelites and brasiers. wbo go through the wide world, bavlogoem bouse nor borne, cheating the I*T| with their tricks and deceiving "R kind, but not openly.” HovlofP'J Bkd name, they seem to baTt tke middle ages treated eveff’J with systematic harshness. ■’■Jj land the most barbarous against them were issued, eve® as the days of Henry VIIL as$*^| bet II—London Globe. Well Qualified. FWtber—Well, my sou. yon got your commission pa rad to Join your regiment far the glory of our country. think you bare the necesastf eattnas? Young Officer-Well. 1 Protection. "1 undentsnd that you don’t speak to your neighbors.” “Not any more than necessary,” re plied Mr. Groucber. "Of course they are One neighbors, but we also bar. a tine cook, and we don’t care to bare them get acquainted with her."- Wash ingtun Star. Recompensa. Miss Tassay —You bare oared ns» Ufa. young man. How can I rap«» you? How can I show my gratitude? Ara you married? Young Maa-Yau; »■orne and be a cook for ax-Koau i Hume Cumi<ankm. Chillp. Net Curieua. _ Icebergs ___ _ __ __ Meet say Doctor—What made that mule ____ kick | ecr.sw?" yon? Patient—1 rosy look foolish, but “No hoi raver. I of m tried to Mrt I am not fool enough to go hack and with a Ruston gtrt wbo was on bourA" ask him.-Toledo Blade - LouUvUlo Courier Journal. I <J Sam's Clever Officials. | A letter with the addressee's tn] roughly drawn on the envelope aMikl words "Baltimore, Md.,H followtd wasn't too great a puzzle for the ml who decipher mall addresses for C> cle Sam. The letter was sent fra] Clarksburg, W. Va„ by J. M. Croirt When It reached the Baltimore pad A Regular Sherlock Holmes. Under the caption “A Triumph of Sense" “Jugend" tells this story: “In the lower court of a small town la Saxony William bad served faithfully and well as attendant to the presiding Judge for many years without ever having received any reward aside from bls legal stipend. On the day of ad journment for the season, when vis itors bad retired, the Judge, who was also about to leave, asked. 'William do you smoke?* Seeing a square box under the Judge’s arm. be answered Keeping on ths Ssfe Side. respectfully. ’Yes. your honor.’ ’1 “Here," she said when they met ___ knew it by the smell of your coat,' after the Judge had granted the decree said the judge as be walked out” for which she had prayed, “is the en gagement ring you gave me. You may First Title of “Vanity Fair." wish to use it again some time. Per Brighton. England, holds memories haps you would like my wedding ring ”f Thackeray. It was while staying also. It too, may come in handy in at the Old Ship that be commenced a the future." dovc I which was to be called “Pencil “No; keep them," he replied. “I am Sketches of English Society.” One afraid to accept them." night as he was lying lu bed a better “Afraid! Why should you be afraid?” title suddenly occurred to him. “If 1 took them back I should not "1 Jumped out of bed." he told Mlaa have to buy rings for the next lady, Perry afterward, "and ran three times and the courts may find us guilty of round my room, uttering as 1 went. combining in unreasonable restraint •Vanity Fair,’ ’Vanity Fair,’ ’Vanity of trade."—Chicago Record-Herald. Fair.’ ” y Í ( They Were Easy Reading For Undbl Sir James replied: "Young man, have I not ordered you twice to hold your tongue? If I like to lead my skirmish ers. what the ----- is that to you?" Sir Evelyn replied. “Ten thousand par dons. sir, but it is the enemy's line in retreat you have been leading for the last ten minutes.” He was shortsight ed and did not wear glasses, so was unable to see the distinguishing mark, a sprig of heather worn in the shakos of the troops he was attacking.— Westminster Gazette. * KU POSTAL PUZZLES. J J ■J] tttak ao. I am the Mataaia runner ot our cinb--*^ t Virtue. Virtue coesista In making «rateate to duty, passioo t® TWs pillara of character aP* .^j ttea. temperance, chastity. « r eelf control. 1U method Is •* j A ase should bs npricbt-** » ke fcspt straWWt-Mer^Jz!